#zahirblacksurvival

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Zahir:Are you hungry?

Magnus:No, I’m kinda nauseous. Are you?

Zahir:No, I’m alright.

Magnus:You feeling okay?

Zahir:I feel odd.

Magnus:You’re odd in general. How are you feeling?

Zahir:I feel rather weak.

Magnus:You’re weak in general, how are you right now?

Zahir:I’m not saying anything. I’m not saying anything. I give up.

#incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #black survival incorrect quotes #aglaia's pass:wheel of revenge #magnusblacksurvival #zahirblacksurvival

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Nicky:Trying to learn monk is so... ugh!

Zahir:The path to spiritual enlightenment is not an easy one, but I am sure you will get there with dedication and persistence.

Zahir:

Zahir:Oh, you meant in Final Fantasy.

Zahir:The path to playing the video game class is not an easy one, but I am sure you will get there with dedication and persistence.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #nickyblacksurvival #zahirblacksurvival

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Hyunwoo:I’m just gonna ask you questions. You answer if you want to. Or if you want to just say you’re eating, that’s fine.

Zahir:All right.

Hyunwoo:I came down, and you came in through the left. And when I entered the room, there was a body.

Zahir:No, there wasn’t. I was there, but I didn’t see a body.

Hyunwoo:Hey, when you kill people, do you close your eyes? Kill and close them?

Zahir:What?

Rio:Why were you standing so still a few hours ago?

Zahir:I was eating.

Rio:Right. Of course.

Isol:Hey, you work with clothing?

Zahir:...no?

Isol:You work naked then?

Hyunwoo:You’ve been read. Eating naked is worse than murder.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #hyunwooblacksurvival #zahirblacksurvival #isolblacksurvival #rioblacksurvival #this has been sitting in the drafts. i don't know why tbh this is really funny #they have zero braincells between them

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Lenox:What if we bring another keg, and we leave it somewhere else? That way we can sneak Yuki through there.

Yuki:I’m worried that Dailin will drink too much if we do that.

Zahir:Perhaps we can convince her that the alcohol itself is low-quality.

Lenox:Oh, that’s not gonna work.

Yuki:She doesn’t care if it’s not good. She might drink it off the floor.

Zahir:The cat peed on it.

Lenox:

Lenox:That might genuinely work.

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Zahir:I must ask, Rozzi, why do you despise onions so much? Did they wrong thee, somehow?

Rozzi:As soon as you slice into them, they make you cry. I won’t cry over a vegetable.

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Silvia:Hey, why are you so quiet?

Barbara:I’m in energy saving mode right now.

Chiara:Je ne parle pas anglais.

Hart:I can only speak fifteen words a month... A-and I just used them all up.

Li Dailin:My dad got killed by a dictionary.

Shoichi:If you really want to hear what I have to say, you have to upgrade to a premium subscription, which is 29,99 a month with no free trial.

Adela:My mother was a librarian and my father was a buddhist monk. They met on a silent retreat and got married. And then they died.

Zahir:I suppose I see people like you, and I think to myself “please mighty one never let me get to that point”.

Isol:My street name is silent K. Ask me another dumb question and you’ll get kuh-nocked out.

Alex:I was counting to one million in my head this whole time and you made me lose count. Now I gotta start all over again. Thanks a lot, jerk.

Celine:My therapist says it all goes back to my fear of abandonment. Thanks for asking.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #didn't realize how off my game i am until i SOMEHOW switched one of the words in zahir's bit with like. laser #which one? beats me #silviablacksurvival #barbarablacksurvival #chiarablacksurvival #hartblacksurvival #lidailinblacksurvival #shoichiblacksurvival #adelablacksurvival #zahirblacksurvival #isolblacksurvival #alexblacksurvival #celineblacksurvival #i know that when it comes to the character themselves i made a lot of guesses but i'm proud of me for guessing it was a silvia cosplay #on a vaguely related note. been watching carole and tuesday. but also not really #the episode before the season ends was sad and i thought 'damn that sucks' #then didn't go to watch the rest #it's been a few days #i need to cut this habit #whenever it's the belly of the whale i'm like damn ok *stops watching* #it starts going bad and i'm like 'bye' #'that sucked. get well soon'

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Eva:Are there any redeeming qualities about sword and shield? Like, at all?

Zahir:A sword allows for quick blows while a shield can deflect projectiles and some attacks.

Eva:I KNEW someone was gonna talk about the art of combat. Blocked and unfollowed.

Zahir:Shot for my beliefs... Bled like a dog.......

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #evablacksurvival #zahirblacksurvival #glinting eyes

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Zahir:Ladies, if you’re a kpoppie, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy.

Eva:Also, ladies, if you’re into mcyt, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy.

Silvia:Wh.... the ministry of science and technology??

Eva:Minecraft youtubers.

Zahir:No one ever expects the spanish ministry of science and technology.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #zahirblacksurvival #evablacksurvival #silviablacksurvival #glinting eyes #yeah i forgot about the banned words and had to remake that tag name on the fly #dunno if it's still blockd but well whatever i'm too lazy to go check

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Jackie:HEY, AYA! If you’re Aya, stand still! We need to talk about all the murdering we’re gonna do!

Jackie:(gets closer) Oh, you’re not Aya. My bad.

Zahir:I’m sure I look like a lot of people on this island, since you mistook me for Aya.

Jackie:You’re a real smartass, eh, kid?

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #jackieblacksurvival #zahirblacksurvival #justice made by blood #danger incoming #not me getting recommended specific abridged stuff and going 'ok' then watching abridged dbz

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Zahir:I really dislike this “archive of our own” website layout. Too many words.

Eva:That’s the fanfiction, bestie, you’re meant to read it.

Zahir:I suppose I earned that answer.

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Eva:I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw. It’s two, by the way.

Zahir:It’s an infinite amount of holes, stacked on top of each other.

Eva:Now this is what I want to hear.

Adela:I’m sorry, but mathematically speaking this question has a single objectively correct answer, which is one hole. This can be very simply proven; a straw and a torus are homotopic, and a torus has one hole.

JP:i don’t think that’s true, one of my friends is a taurus and he’s fine with gay people.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #evablacksurvival #zahirblacksurvival #adelablacksurvival #jpblacksurvival #glinting eyes #another idea i had for their new tag was 'floaty people' but my idea is making good serious names #'s why i replaced the ayadela and jennyXfiora names. thought they could use a rework

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Zahir:Tired of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy". I want to have the knowledge of which crystals can hurt you and turn you unapproachable.

Adela:Uranium.

Zahir:.....I guess.

Rozzi:Any rock if you’re willing to resort to violence.

Zahir:You are able to be on the same line of thinking as me. You’re hired.

Chiara: Cain.

Zahir:Which piece of media that appeared from nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain are you referencing? I cannot keep up with these anymore.

Chiara:T... the bible.

Zahir:Oh. You meant the man from the bible who invented murder. Right.

#god turning this into zahir speech makes me understand the guy skipping all of fischl's speeches #immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #zahirblacksurvival #adelablacksurvival #rozziblacksurvival #chiarablacksurvival

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Zahir:Consider:standing on roombas to move around.

Eva:I can't carry my own weight plus the weight of my existence and sins. What makes you think a roomba can?

Zahir:Roombas are more mentally stable than most humans. It is a fact.

Eva:Until you tape a knife to them, then it’s every ankle for themself.

Eleven:What a way to go though!

Zahir:Very true, honestly it’s the only way to go.

Eva:I agree.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #zahirblacksurvival #evablacksurvival #elevenblacksurvival #girls in pink #ah i wish eva floated more in erbs. then i'd rename it to Floating Teens #glinting eyes #i swear i didn't know the next post down had the floating teens joke i SWEAR i didn't know #legit joked in one post i edited like 'haha they both float but i'm not gonna do that' then next post 'if eva floated more i'd do it'

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Johann:Lesbians, what is your wisdom today?

Chiara:Invest in silver.

Fiora:Kiss women.

Nicky:All girls.... beautiful.

Johann:Excellent. Gays, what is your wisdom today?

Daniel:Boys... good.

JP:Agsjdksjdkjs.

Johann:Incredible. Bi, pan and poly people, what is your wisdom today?

Hyunwoo:People are pretty but I can’t talk to them.

Chloe:Ice cream fixes a lot of things.

Johann:Superb. Trans people, nonbinary people, what is your wisdom today?

Luke:If you lick a doorknob, you don’t own it. It owns you.

Isol:May look like I’m twelve, but I’m a man.

Eleven:Kiss everything. Dogs, people, bees, just kiss everything~

Johann:Terrific. Aromantic people, asexual people, what is your wisdom today?

Zahir:Bodies are an illusion and time is fake.

Sua:Cat’s fur is lovely~

Johann:Stupendous. Thank you all for your wisdom.

#the obvious leap in logic from seeing a priest that cares a lot about people is to presume he says gay rights #immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #johannblacksurvival #chiarablacksurvival #fiorablacksurvival #nickyblacksurvival #danielblacksurvival #jpblacksurvival #hyunwooblacksurvival #chloeblacksurvival #lukeblacksurvival #isolblacksurvival #elevenblacksurvival #zahirblacksurvival #suablacksurvival #i only just realized as i was writing in the character tags i put in luke as trans/nb #thought i was putting him in the bi/pan/poly one] #yknow what? i'm sticking by that

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Zahir: O the Mighty One, give me patience.

Rosalio: Don't you mean, "give me strength"?

Zahir: If the Almighty gave me strength, you'd be dead.

#submission #immortal soul black survival #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #zahirblacksurvival #rosalioblacksurvival

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Waitress: So what will it be?

Zahir: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN

Everyone:

Eleven: …Eggs. He would like some eggs.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #zahirblacksurvival #elevenblacksurvival #submission