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Hyunwoo:Broke a bone.

Celine:Pretty sure your hand isn’t supposed to look like a plate of spaghetti. Not a doctor, though.

Nicky:Dude, you shattered it like a fucking VASE.

Jenny:One of those “go big or go home” types, huh?

Fiora:He went big and was sent home.

Hyejin:No, I think he’s still in the hospital.

Eva:You know it’s fucked when no one’s calling him a brittle-boned bitch. Least agressive sendoff I’ve ever seen around here.

Isol:You think anyone can think about calling him that when they have to think “what the fuck?”

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #hyunwooblacksurvival #celineblacksurvival #nickyblacksurvival #jennyblacksurvival #fiorablacksurvival #hyejinblacksurvival #evablacksurvival #isolblacksurvival #i think the guy from that reddit post literally has a gofundme for his medical bills #because apparently his hand got crushed so bad that a lot of doctors just went 'let's just cut off all your fingers' #then again doctors usually go 'too much work' if it's bad. realistic as shit #the gofundme is also because american healthcare is extremely expensive too even when your hand isn't a ball #at least so i hear #i don't remember what happened now but if it wasn't an industrial press then hyunwoo would

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Eva:Are there any redeeming qualities about sword and shield? Like, at all?

Zahir:A sword allows for quick blows while a shield can deflect projectiles and some attacks.

Eva:I KNEW someone was gonna talk about the art of combat. Blocked and unfollowed.

Zahir:Shot for my beliefs... Bled like a dog.......

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Zahir:Ladies, if you’re a kpoppie, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy.

Eva:Also, ladies, if you’re into mcyt, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy.

Silvia:Wh.... the ministry of science and technology??

Eva:Minecraft youtubers.

Zahir:No one ever expects the spanish ministry of science and technology.

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Zahir:I really dislike this “archive of our own” website layout. Too many words.

Eva:That’s the fanfiction, bestie, you’re meant to read it.

Zahir:I suppose I earned that answer.

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Eleven:(starting a stream) It’s Among Us with the girls, and Yuki!

Yuki:So glad to be here as the special guest.

Nicky:Maybe he should’ve asked to be paid.

Yuki:All right, created the room.

Hyejin:Huh? I already made one.

Eva:Hey, let the special guest do his work.

Yuki:Thank you, thank you.

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Eva:I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw. It’s two, by the way.

Zahir:It’s an infinite amount of holes, stacked on top of each other.

Eva:Now this is what I want to hear.

Adela:I’m sorry, but mathematically speaking this question has a single objectively correct answer, which is one hole. This can be very simply proven; a straw and a torus are homotopic, and a torus has one hole.

JP:i don’t think that’s true, one of my friends is a taurus and he’s fine with gay people.

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Eva:Extremely funny take I just saw on a terf’s blog. “I won’t even read modern books written by men. I won’t read witchcraft books written by men, because what could they possibly know that we don’t. Stop supporting men and their penises.”

Camilo:I love, love, love supporting dicks! Can’t get enough of it!

JP:Stop supporting penises? How about you get my mom to stop supporting my penis with her tongue.

Eva:Hey. Are you sure that's what you meant to say.

JP:Oh. Wow, guess thats what multiple painkillers post covid shot will do to you at ten AM!

Camilo:It’s okay, that would’ve been a really good one if you were thinking straight when you wrote it. Next time’s gonna be better~

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #evablacksurvival #camiloblacksurvival #jpblacksurvival #i showed my sister the newest bs characters. she gave me the ok to share her thoughts on them #firstly aiden because i know exactly who this will vindicate #'why' #legit she said 'why' #her verdict was that shoichi's better #she started playing around the time jan and luke were releasing. stopped near the time bianca was announced #for context #she did not stop because of her to clarify. stopped before she released but after nicky #on bianca btw she thought the design was interesting but yeah she didn't like the gameplay and the vampire thing #aren't we all #she loved celine very much. also loved the l2d. i showed her the video and when she did the WOOSH she got excited #she did think johann was kinda hot but she questioned why he's a priest when he's young #'he looks like the pretty uwu boy you find in a shoujo but priest' #when i told her that johann probably comes from han jeong she went 'why' #showed her laura's l2d and said 'so this is why people liked her' and she deadpanned 'yeah i see it' #so that says a thousand words #oh she did think bianca was kind of cute which gave me pause. but her verdict was pretty similar to mine so dksjdksj

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Nicky:Remember when Hyunwoo said that Isol’s gay ass used to wake up in the middle of the night, stare at Hyunwoo, then fall asleep again? What the hell was that?

Eva:He ain’t gay, he wants to murder him.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #nickyblacksurvival #evablacksurvival #the manga duo #if i had a quarter every time i saw people taking interest in a bs ship that i make or used to make lots of content for #and i had to wonder to myself if the person saw my stuff and felt inspired or came up with it independently #i'd have two quarters which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice #funnily enough both the occurences were ships that are juuuust obvious enough for me to wonder if i'm overthinking #then again the first time was when someone used my post in a chiemma montage so i had pretty hard evidence that it was my fault #could've been a coincidence still but yknow #this time i just saw an uptick of jackie/adri content and had the chilling reminder i made tons of those back in the day #i don't think i actually influenced this but the fact that i can't say for sure i didn't haunts me a little bit

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Eva:(about to start her turn) You know, there’s tons of firsts here. First time Eva shoots a gun, first time she sees a monster-

Luke:Ehhh, not really?

Eva:First time she sees one without Yeongbin taking over though.

Luke:Good catch, actually! Roll me a sanity test!

Eva:God damn it.

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Silvia:You came here to see me?

Eva:Yeah. If I go to your room Ersha might tase me.

Silvia:Ah, I’ve been tased, it’s not so bad.

Eva:

Silvia:It’s actually kind of a rush.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #silviablacksurvival #evablacksurvival #man i don't think i like daniel much anymore skdjksjdksjdksj #all it took was the single aglaia's pass scenario #'don't you fuckin dare touch jan's hair- hm. okay. don't like you anymore' #i have this personal rule see where i can like characters that are assholes if they don't go over a certain line of bullshit #i still like isol despite his weird shit because his backstory really sells it and he only got in touch with anyone that could give him sens #like. IN THE ISLAND. beforehand he didn't have much to give him a guiding line right #plus the stuff he did was mostly par for the course. the only thing he did that's close to crossing a line #was when he trapped nadine in a tight space. but how would he know he even did that #so unless we get intimate details that turn him into the asshole in that situation he's fine #but daniel crossed the line because he harmed jan #i like jan too much to forgive that #there's definitely a discussion to be had for this kinda thing being bad though #adriana (the other resident insane crazy murderer) had damn near the same thing happen #even if i personally probably cannot like daniel anymore i do recognize that aspect of it #tbf that's the most reasonable thing i've grown to dislike lately. i can't bear seeing yukiXrio at all now #not even mentioning. just ugh #why? simple i just saw some folks from the erbs community shipping them when that's really really dumb #like yknow in canon they're a poor match because rio needs people to be direct and he's a vaguer #plus without the canon denying it shipping the asian girl and the asian boy is literally the most boring choice you can make #i might not have grown this big of a dislike if i hadn't had to see it multiple times though so that's the ole jpXalex dillema #if you see me skewing hard into sissrio or hyejin and rio or making yuki and rio not get along. thats why

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Zahir:Consider:standing on roombas to move around.

Eva:I can't carry my own weight plus the weight of my existence and sins. What makes you think a roomba can?

Zahir:Roombas are more mentally stable than most humans. It is a fact.

Eva:Until you tape a knife to them, then it’s every ankle for themself.

Eleven:What a way to go though!

Zahir:Very true, honestly it’s the only way to go.

Eva:I agree.

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Nicky:Well, I should leave you guys be! I heard you have a mission coming up, and a new member to the team- Welcome, by the way! (she turns to Eva) You’re the new girl, I’m guessing?

Eva:Yes, it’s me. Thank you. (she turns to Hyunwoo) I believe you’re Hyunwoo?

Hyunwoo:Yep, that’s me. (He turns to Nicky and starts whispering) Is she part of the new crew?

Nicky:(whispering back) I don’t know, I just got here and she was here already.

Luke:(leans in to whisper) I don’t know who she is either.

Hyunwoo:(whispering) What if she’s a gatecrasher?

Hyejin:(gets closer and whispers) What are you guys talking about?

Luke:Does anyone want a sandwich?

Hyejin:I do.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #nickyblacksurvival #evablacksurvival #hyunwooblacksurvival #lukeblacksurvival #hyejinblacksurvival #that single line where he asks if anyone wants a snack is the bane of my existence #i think i mentally workshopped like four different foods #kept postponing queueing it because i kept changing my mind or getting another take on it #postponed it so much i'm pretty sure it's been at least a full week since i first got this down #eventually settled on sandwich since it seemed the most reasonable thing to just offer a person

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Echion:Cars have windows and can move. Houses have windows and can’t move. So windows don’t make the car go, it’s something else entirely.

Eva:You’re speaking like an ancient greek philosopher.

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Eva:When Nicki Minaj said “I never fucked Wayne I never fucked Drake”, I felt that, because I never fucked them either.

#bringing that character trait headcanon back #immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #evablacksurvival #from the series 'forgot this quote existed until i dug deeper into my drafts for a third daily post' #keeping the schedule means sometimes realizing you wrote something and forgot #i actually have a pretty good quote that i literally just forget to put in the characters for #one day one day~

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Luke:(DMing an RPG session) You notice that this is a Tetris game machine. It’s free to play.

Eva:Hmhmm~ Can I play a match while I wait for everyone to arrive?

Luke:Sure. When you press the start button- can you give me a perception roll?

Eva:Alright. (She rolls a D20, landing on a 5.) Well.

Luke:(laughing) That’s a failure. Okay, you start playing Tetris, you get a bit distracted... out of curiosity, I’d like you to roll dexterity so we can know how good you are at Tetris?

(Eva rolls a D20, landing on a 1.)

Eva:(holding back laughter) Oh my god, a disaster! I’m so good at this!

Luke:You start playing but you don’t really know the rules of Tetris! So you start stacking the pieces, and think “huh, am I not supposed to get them to the top? I thought I won!”

#imagine your first two rolls being a 5 and a 1 #also alex is quaking #immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #lukeblacksurvival #evablacksurvival #by now i should make a tag for this kinda stuff #i used my prime subscription to watch all the episodes of cellbit's campaign #sidenote the same lady keeps on rolling badly. her 5 and 1 keep on going. her best roll was a 14 which still failed the roll #anyway this means i'll have plenty of quotes on this sort of thing so if you enjoy these you're in luck~ #i should make a tag for it. i'll have to workshop some #luke won't always be dming so i need a general dnd rpg tag instead #currently my best idea is doing a dungeons and dragons sorta name but playing on the game name #black and survival

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Eva:I can move things with my mind.

Isol:Uh-huh. So can I. (He picks up a pen.)

Eva:No, you used your hand.

Isol:Which i control with my min- do you not know how hands work?

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