you're allosexual ?? that's not a real thing, you just want to feel special. mitosis is what makes us human!! i'm sure you'll find the right garlic bread someday. it'll fix you.
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God made me ace because he knew my bloodline would be too powerful and the world just isn't ready for that
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His silly rabbit
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hey after kristoph gavin planted atroquinine in a kid's favorite nailpolish, while he was spending seven long agonizing years waiting for the kid to actually poison herself, how badly do you think he pissed his dumb little blue pants when 6 years in his brother presumably out of nowhere published a song titled "atroquinine my love" and made the whole world sing it for a little while
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comic I did last year that I thought was too self indulgent to post ever anywhere but .... here we r...
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For more information visit
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i love drawing one piece sillies this is so canon 😝
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Customer: FAMILY INITIALS
DMV: AC AD LLOKS LIKE AIR CONDITIONING AFTER DEATH.. WITH ALL THE PEOPLE DIEING IN HOT CARS JUST SEEMS A LITTLE MORBID.
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Happy 2,068th to when we should totally just stab Caesar!! Grab a knife with your bestie!
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Many Aces go through a process where they learn what society conventionally considers "sexy" and learn how to feign sexual attraction, without experiencing it themselves, based on those standards. This is known as "hacking the allo-gorithm"
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I find it amusing that I've posted frequently about being asexual yet I've been getting spam follows from porn bots for the past couple weeks. Sorry babes your magic titties aren't changing anything, know your target audience
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today, oh no!! von karma, you're doing the meme wrong!!!!
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first base is wound tending second base is hand touching
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