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theacecouple · 5 months
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Many Aces go through a process where they learn what society conventionally considers "sexy" and learn how to feign sexual attraction, without experiencing it themselves, based on those standards. This is known as "hacking the allo-gorithm"
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asexual-in-distress · 16 days
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What food do you have asexual tension with?
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bizarreaizen · 9 months
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i would love for this to happen
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arodescence · 9 months
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Ran across this on Pinterest
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flamingspud · 3 months
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I’m asexual, which means I ace everything I do 😎
(I trip over absolutely everything)
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theaceofarrows · 7 months
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Parents: When are you going to start giving me grandchildren?
Me, an asexual:
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crystallinewalker · 1 year
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my science test: select all the organisms that were produced by asexual reproduction the actual correct answers: options a, c, and e
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hyperesthesias · 1 year
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Happy International Asexuality Day from your friendly neighborhood bounty hunter.
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tooaceforthisspace · 11 months
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bli-o · 8 months
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asexuals* dont want good sex partners we want partners who will notice when we’re acting off and ask us if we’re ok🔥🔥🔥🔥
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samijami · 9 months
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Me: *accidentally finds something in Google I shouldn't be looking at*
Google: Condoms can be used on toys-
My thoughts: *a fucking condom on a transformer action figure*
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aroace-cat-lady · 10 months
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Allo ppl: And then i took a very bad decision *got involved with an inconvenient person*
Aspec ppl: And then i took a very bad decision *committed federal crimes*
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asexual-in-distress · 27 days
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All of the above, yes. ・:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+
We are also:
Awesome
Smart
Funny
Just like the coolest ever
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thefrogginbullfish · 2 years
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drewslegacy · 8 months
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My most favourite scene from 2x04. 😂😂
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Ace: I already wrote my obituary.
Nancy: you what? *😅😅*
(her reaction kills me. I swear, she wanted to bust out into a laughter, right there itself.) 😂😂
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arodescence · 10 months
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Sorry love, the only thing fucking me is LIFE
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