#aaaahh I’m doing it again fuck—

[sigmoon]

You know when parents used to always say “when I die someday” just imagine this conversation with Nikolai and his mama poor boy would be sobbing and kicking his feet on the floor insisting she won’t die

True and his reaction would be the same at the age of 26. but from my own experience, it was either me or my sibling saying/asking stuff like „what would you do if I died“ or some shit like that and our parents would scold us :<

#*​antennas for social cues not yet built* #it’s the adhd #we think before we talk‚ but by now we’ve been verbally bonked on the head often enough to know what should be left unsaid #the worst oversharing is born from awkward silence :< #aaaahh I’m doing it again fuck— #chit chat #anons<3 #bsd #nikolai.bsd

[sleep-0-deprived]

Bad habits

Muzan Kibutsuji x male reader. Warning NSFW minors dni. Slight breeding kink,sir kink, degrading, butt plugs

You knew loving him was nothing more than a nasty habit but you just couldn’t help coming back even after you found out he cheated on you, you still came back because he was nothing short of intoxicating every little thing about him drawed you closer and made you fall all over again so it was no shock that you came straight back to him after every fight. “Ahh~” the male screamed as he arched his back “and I thought you said you hated me look at you screaming and asking for more” muzan said with a snake like grin “ngh ahh~” the male let out loud moans as the man thrusted his fingers in the much younger males hole “such a slut already overstimulated just off my finger’s”. “I can’t take anymore ngh~” the male barley able to speak said “ oh honey the night has just begun and you haven’t even taken my cock yet” Muzan said with a demeaning tone “I’m going to ahh~” the younger male came on the bed with one more thrust of Muzan’s fingers “tch such a bratty boy soiling the sheets and cumming without my permission what do you have to say for your self?” Muzan said in a loud angry tone “I’m sorry sir” the male said as he looked the black haired man in the eyes “well sorry isn’t going to cut it baby boy get on all fours” the demon king said with a demanding voice that made the h/c boy hard all over again. Every degrading word that came out of the older demons mouth went straight to y/n’s cock and he loved it. “Yes sir” the male said as he hurriedly got on all four’s “since your slutty hole is already stretched you don’t need to be prepped” Muzan said as he thrusted in to the male under him “ahh fuck it feels so big~ Muzan gripped the younger male’s hips so hard that there will bruises the next day as he continues to thrust in to the male that is to cock drunk to speak “Aaaahh ngh~ Mu~ Zaan~” the smaller male moaned as he felt Muzan hit his prostate “fa ahh sterr ahh~” Muzan gripped the male’s thighs as he picked up the speed “I’m going to fuck you until you get pregnant with my kids” these words made names dick throb as he was being roughly fucked “ngh ahh~” the smaller male said in response to the harsh words Muzan said he knew he was close and so was muzan as he felt Muzan twitch inside him. “I’m close Muzan grunted” Muzan picked up the pace trying to chase his high “I’m gonna ahhh~” name shot his load on the black haired man’s chest. “Fuck~” Muzan grunted as he thrusted one more time and filled name’s hole with his seed name and Muzan panted as they came down from their high. Muzan pulled out of the smaller man’s hole and grabbed a butt plug from the table “so you don’t wast any of my seed” Muzan said as he grinned at the fucked out and bruised male “ngh~” the male moaned as the demon roughly shoved the plug in his hole the h/c male knew running back to the man was a bad habit but it felt so good every time.

#muzan x male reader #bottom male reader #sub male reader #demon slayer x male reader

[chidoroki]

Toyko Revengers S2EP3

aka: BEST BOY CHIFUYU RETURNS!!!!!

Poor Hakkai looks so damn frightened.

Oh hell no! No way Taiju’s just casually punched Yuzuha across the face! God what a bastard! Kudos to her for still standing after taking the hit (since we saw Takemichi fall over several times now) but damn!

“How dare you strike a woman, your own sister!” Takemichi you’re such a good lad.

I still can’t get over the fact that Taiju’s punches sound like gunshots..

Ah shit Hakkai, you’re really willing to quit Toman just so Taiju stops beating up Takemichi? I mean I get the urgency for the fight to stop but c’mon dude. The gang ain’t gonna like that one bit, Mitsuya especially I imagine.

Yeah I guess Hakkai’s motives in the future make a little sense now? but to kill the brother for just money? Really? Surely there has to be some rage behind it too.

Aw, Akkun and the other three guys (who I’ll never remember the names of) came to visit Takemichi at home while he’s recovering, even if he was completely unaware til he just woke up.

Oh? The four of them joined Toman? No doubt under the first division.

AAAAHH CHIFUYU!!! I’m so fucking happy to see you again!! Oohhh my boy, I missed you so much and am so thrilled to see you alive! I think I may cry!!

Yeah yeah I remember that, how Toman was created to deal with Black Dragon who caused trouble for Kazutora.

Surprised to hear Toman won that first battle though. They had to be real small at the time right?

Also love how Chifuyu is sitting on that chair. And hearing his voice again. And that big sweater of his. I’m gonna be so happy whenever this boy is on screen y’all have no idea.

“Toman crushed the ninth-generation Black Dragon,” Okay yeah I was wondering about that. Seems possible but certainly a challenge now that Taiju is in the picture.

He’s only two years older than Takemichi & Chifuyu? And Taiju is built like that? Fucking how??

“There’s no need to fight,” Tell me you’re the main character without telling me you’re the main character, Takemichi.

Sorry, I know these kids are in a whole different league, but I’m still impressed they can already have something grand like these kinds of bikes.

“Nice bike, huh? Baji left it to me.” Sure just rip my heart out while you’re at it.. that’s fine. Oh god, and the smile on his face when he says that! Ah Chifuyu you’re such a precious boy!

“I.. I came from the future!” HELLO??? Takemichi did ya seriously just reveal that? Is that allowed??

Sweet lord.. he’s actually telling Chifuyu the whole story. He’s gonna think he’s insane.. or accept it completely, somehow.

Oh hell no, Takemichi you can’t just spill your darkest secret and then laugh it off as a joke.

“I kind of figured.” Excuse me???

“Well, I mean, I never thought you came from the future. But looking back, there’s a lot of weird stuff about you. There are times when you seem like a different person.” I dunno whether to be scared or impressed with Chifuyu right now?? But shit, if he noticed something was off, then who else could have noticed? Mikey? Kisaki maybe? Crap.

Oh so he overheard a little bit of that conversation with Baji. No wonder he got suspicious.

“You believe me? Even though.. it sounds like I made it all up?” “Hell yeah! Don’t be stupid. We’re partners, after all.” CHIFUYU IS BEST BOY! Everyone else can go home!!

They’re sharing noodles now like he did with Baji.. aw.

I’m seriously gonna get emotional over this boy. Every shot of him just looks so perfect. Fuck!

Every damn Chifuyu smile makes me heart weak.. I love him too much.

Ah shit, and here’s Hanma, who’s gonna do his best to make my heart waver. Seriously, what the hell happened to me since season one to gain such an interest in this man..

Oh? So Hakki being the brother of Black Dragon’s leader wasn’t common knowledge?

Pfft, Chifuyu’s little ‘thumbs-up’ are adorable.

Hell yeah! Mitsuya won’t allow Hakkai to quit!

#tokyo revengers #episode reaction

[thoughtssssssssssss]

I’m disappointed of myself. I’m so lost. The whole fucking month I was able to be productive just for three days. JUST THREE DAYS?!? And that was just doctor appointments. I hate everything. Everything makes me wanna puke constantly. What’s the point? I even created an imaginary talking pet for myself that I talk to. So I can be less lonely and hopefully more productive. But it’s not really working. I think I just added another brain puzzle for myself. I’m probably gonna do it time to time but I’m not sure what I’m doing anymore. The whole world is crushing in front of me and I’m not able to do anything about it. I’m paralyzed with fear and perfection. My arms are tied with the possibility of failure. And the constant guilt of being alive makes me shut my mouth so I cannot longer talk about it. It hurts me deeply. I’m scared I’m so scared. Every daydream I created was for someone else. I wanted to be for myself but the I will see my daydream happening to someone else and I will be disappointed. Like did I just manifested someone else’s dream? That’s not fair! I don’t want this. I want MY DAYDREAM TO HAPPEN TO ME! I WANT TO BE AN ACTOR DOING AMAZING MOVIES. I WANT TO ACT OUT INTERESTING CHARACTERS WITH A-LIST ACTORS!! Fuck fuck fuck. I’m ducking it up. Maybe they were right. Maybe I should go there. Start there. Maybe I will have more chance. Maybe they will like me since I graduated form outside? But then. I’m not pretty enough for them. And they will just give me comedic roles, aren’t they? Since somehow ugly equals to comedy… it’s so stupid. And why the weather fucking sucks today fuck u. Also I wanna puke again. Aaaahh

[queenaswrittings]

Jealous sex with Bakugo.

Paring: katsuki Bakugo x reader

Summary: you tried getting on bakugo’s nerves at a Halloween party which ended up working but now you had to deal with the consequences since you decided to get on his nerves by messing with one of his rivals and Bakugo definitely showed you who’s daddy.

Warnings: belly bulge, daddy kink, dirty talking, hair pulling, bad language (cause it’s Bakugo), angry sex, sex tape, dumbification, unprotected sex, size kink, getting pregnant

You we’re doing it on purpose. All over monoma like that. You didn’t like it but you wanted to get under bakugo’s skin.

You and bakugo we’re at a party. A Halloween party. It was your friends party. Ibara (a student from class 1b) and she wanted you to come.

You we’re on bakugo’s bed cuddling with him when you got the text. Your back was on his chest, and you were on your phone, while he played some random video game on the tv.

Since you and him wasn’t doing anything important, he finally agreed to go after begging him for what felt like hours but it was only for half an hour (30 mins).

You we’re dressed up as a prisoner and Bakugo was dressed as a police officer you felt yourself getting wet a little because damn, that man looked hella fine.

You we’re putting make-up on looking at him through the mirror as he finished some games before you we’re done to skip time. He was sitting on his bed with the controller in his hand.

The costume fit him so well because of his muscles and his abs was show through through the shirt. You don’t know how you got such a handsome boyfriend, but damn we’re you lucky.

After you finished y’all went to the party and this is where you found yourself, dancing on monoma while Bakugo gave you the “if you don’t fucking stop right now, I’ll bend you over and fuck the shit out of you right here” look.

It scared you, but not enough. You wanted to get fucked hard by him tonight more then how he ever went. The next thing you did made Bakugo FURIOUS.

You simply turned around to face monoma, while he looked at you with a stupid little smirk that you wanted to punch out of his face. You tilted your head leaned in the crook of his neck and.......sucked.

You we’re sucking on monoma’s neck.

But before you got further you we’re pulled roughly back, while you we’re quickly getting pushed out of the party. You looked behind you and your eyes landed on bakugo’s eyes. He looked like he was about to killed someone.

And he was

Not you

Monoma.

(The next day tho cause he gots to teach his little slut a lesson( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You we’re pinned on the wall by your neck, Bakugo squeezing it slightly not too much to hurt you.

“We’re going home, since your can’t fucking behave, you obviously need my dick to make you behave then I won’t hesitate to give it to you teddy bear”

This is how you found yourself here.

You we’re sweaty, hair all over the place, a drooling mess, katsuki’s cum on your face, ass up head down, Arched down in place, your hand was behind your back handcuffed. Tears brimming down your face, and eyes rolled back. Trying to form a sentence.

“D- dadd- daddy....!!...god fuck!!!....p- ple- pleas- AHHH!!! KATSUKIIII!!”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP!!, did I fucking give you permission to talk?! Huh?”

He says as he put your hair into a bun and pull it back with his other hand placed on your jaw to make you look back at him as he pushed his cock deeper in you.

Bakugo didn’t have a small dick. In fact his dick was 13.5 inches. You haven’t been able to take it all in since you had a tight/small pussy. You we’re only able to take 5.6 inch of it.

You shook your head no. While moaning, trying to look at him but failed since you couldn’t control your eyes from going to the back of your head, with his cock buried inside of you like that.

“So why the fuck are you still talking huh?”

“I- I’m- s-sorry d-daddy, you’re ju- just too deep- ngh!”

He slaps the side of your face with the hand he was holding your jaw with. And push your face down to the pillow and hold your waist up and push into you. Your eyes went wide and you tried moving but he didn’t let you due to the hand on your waist holding you in place.

You felt numb, and slowly forgetting everything. You couldn’t think properly. You we’re a screaming mess. You couldn’t breathe properly except through your mouth. Your vision was starting to get blurry.

The thrusting that was starting to make you go crazy suddenly stoped and you took this time to breathe properly not caring about what he’s probably doing behind you.

Katsuki then set his phone on the nightstand getting the view of him behind your ass and you bend down with your face in view all messy. He started the recording and it showed 3...2...1 before it recorded.

Katsuki slipped inside you again and started thrusting faster then before.

“K- KASTUUUU” you moaned as everything you we’re feeling before came back.

“Tell me baby, who’s your daddy?”

“Y- you kat- katsu i- it’s y- you”

“LOUDER BABY”

“F- f- f- fuck, Y- YOU-GOD- ITS YOU KATSUKI SHITTT ITS ALWAYS B-BEEN YOU D-ADDY- HOLY FUCK YESSS!!!”

“That’s right baby, that’s fucking right”

He then turned you around and got in between your thighs his hard member hanging on top of your pussy while he put your leg on his shoulder he slides in and leans in the crook of your neck.

“I’m sorry teddy bear, but you deserve this”

Before you can answer him back or even think of what he just said he pulled back and thrust all the way back in allowing each inches to go inside of you.

You gasp and arched your back. As you tried to move your hand to hold on to anything for your dear life, but you couldn’t. You started to tremble underneath him.

Kat- you tried telling him to stop but you quickly got cut off by another hard/fast/deep thrust. It’s not like you didn’t like it, it was just too powerful. you could tell your pussy was bleeding like hell down there.

“Ahhhhh fucckk yeahhh” Katsuki groaned as he held you tightly.

You on the other and hand can’t move. You feel like you’re gonna pass out. His dick was so deep inside of you that you couldn’t even say a word. Uncontrollable moans came out of your mouth.

“Is this what you want huh? You wanted cock?, is that why you we’re dancing all over that shit head?, you now got what you wanted teddy bear, aren’t you happy?” He said knowing you we’re unable to talk at the moment.

You don’t know how many times you’ve already cum since Katsuki had put his whole length inside you but you knew it was more than 8.

You we’re shaking uncontrollably while katsuki held you down. His thrust was too much for you to handle as fat tears trimmed down your face.

There’s nothing on your mind but Bakugo. God you love him so damn much. You wanted him to ruin you, destroy your sweet pussy. You we’re his, his property.

“Aahhhhh I’m gonna fucking cum baby, I’m gonna fucking fill you up - shit!- w-with my brats okay?, cum with me baby” He knew it was fine since you and him have talked about this before. You wanted his kids and to be pregnant from him.

In a couple of seconds he came inside his cum was too much since he edged himself a little so it made your tummy a little big. You ended up squirting all over him and all over the bed. It was a huge mess.

You couldn’t help but pass out. It was too much for you to handle. Having his cock so deep in you. So much cum in you. And take it, unable to move.

“AAAAHH, DAMN BABY HOLY FUCKING CHRIST I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH TEDDY BEAR”. he says after kissing you on your cheek.

~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~

Bakugo than got up and changed the sheets while you we’re laying on the “couch” in his room still unconscious. He than took a bath with you washing your hair and doing your sleeping routine. He caressed your body while playing with your hair and saying sweet thing to you until he fell asleep.

~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~

BONUS: after Bakugo stoped the recording he sent it to monoma (let’s not worry about how he got that niggas number). Monoma just watched the vid with a wide mouth and the next day got his ass kicked by Bakugo almost dying. AS HE SHOULD😌

#dumbification #anime #anime aesthetic #anime art #anime gif #kinkyaf #bakugo headcanons #bakugo fanfic #bakugo x y/n #bakugo x reader #smut #bhna smut #belly kink #senseless #daddy’s good girl #bnha monoma #as he should #size kink #hair pulling #belly bulge #dirty talking #dirty talk #bad language #unprotected sex #getting pregnant #bakugo smut

[just-horrible-things]

Credit to co-author @whump-sprite Caution for: death wish in the context of avoiding further torture

AU: Chewtoy -- Teaching Connor, pt2 [Prev | Next]

By and large Connor doesn’t speak to his torturers. There’s no point.

This isn’t an interrogation. It’s a punishment. For the crime of desertion and for depriving Riven of his sadistic fun by taking Ariadne away from him. No amount of bargaining or reasoning or begging is going to change the fact that he’ll be here until he dies.

For all he knows, on the official record he may already be dead.

He knows Riven wants him to beg. He’s seen the psychopath at work, leering over some terrified pleading wretch and enjoying every second of it. But it won’t make a difference. The man doesn’t have a merciful bone in his body.

At best it’d get Connor a few minutes of reprieve while Riven gloats.

But when the hammer is shattering bone after bone against the unforgiving steel of the table, a few minutes starts to seem good enough. 

It's not exactly a conscious decision. There's not enough time between impacts for reasoned thought. The wave of agony from one blow is still crashing over Connor when the next lands. Over and over, redoubling and redoubling.

He howls and howls and somehow between one gasped breath and the next scream he finds the words on his tongue. 

"Pleasesirmercy!"

The hammer pauses, suspended above the burning mass of pain that was Connor's hand.

Connor gets precious seconds to suck in a few breaths that aren't interrupted by screams.

"Please -- sir --" he gasps again, just in case it can prolong the reprieve "-- mercy --!" "Oh," Riven practically purrs, "that's cute."

It's not going to work. It's going to buy him -- seconds more, at most. It's worth it, maybe. He only needs a chance to breathe. 

"Convince me," Riven urges.

But Connor can't.

He knows the sick fucking bastard, he should know exactly what he wants to hear. But he can't think, can't take his eyes off the threat of the hammer, can't call any words to mind except another pathetic whimper of "please".

"You're not very good at that," Riven chuckles.

But -- unbelievably -- he puts the hammer down.

Connor slumps, chin dropping to his chest. Every single breath is a ripple of tremors through his whole body, keeping broken bones alight with waves of fire.

It's too soon to take his eyes off Riven. Feather-light agony ghosts across the back of his ruined hand and Connor jerks his head up to see Riven’s hand hovering over his.

“You can do better,” the torturer growls. And before he can try, a thumb digs into a shattered knuckle and Connor cries out, cuffs rattling as he pulls helplessly against them. “Pleasemercy–!” he forces out. “Please I’m sorry sir – aaaahh!” “Better.”

The pressure lets up. Relief and disgust wash through Connor in a nauseating wave. He just about has the presence of mind to turn his head to the side to retch.

"Just -- kill me," he groans bitterly. "Please." If he's going to beg for anything, it may as well be that. Riven chuckles. "You don't get to die ‘til I'm done with you," he chides. "But… since you beg so nicely, I can leave this hand alone a while."

A simple tap of a finger on the back of said hand wrings another hoarse groan from Connor's throat. 

It doesn't matter, he’ll tell himself later, what he says or does in desperation. It doesn't change a thing. Whether he begs or not, whether he gives in to Maclauren's sick whims. Dignity means nothing in here. And no one but the torturers will ever even know. 

He’ll tell himself that alone in his cell. 

But in truth when he whines a pitiful “thank you, sir,” the only thing he’s thinking of is how he can amuse Riven enough that he doesn’t pick up the hammer again.

“Good boy.” The mocking praise cuts, but it can’t hurt as much as his hand hurts. “I’ll get you some water, hey?” Riven grins down at him. “How about that?” Connor swallows thickly. “... thank you, sir,” he repeats, defeated.

It doesn’t matter, he’ll tell himself later. Nothing matters anymore.

But it sure feels like it matters.

[Next]

#my writing #my ocs #others' ocs #connor thompson #riven #au: chewtoy

[dreamii-yume]

SPOILERSSS for Twisted Wonderland Chapter 6 : 1-16!!!

*rubs hands* aight it wont take long before genshin has me in its gacha hell grasp again, I just barely escaped this time— NOW ITS TIME TO SEE THE BOIS CHAPTER 6 omg— wtf happened last time lol it’s been too long

So, no voice over because of some problems which is understandable but— meh I don’t feel like reading lol So I’m watching otome ayui translations this time, because im that one dumbass student who skipped kanji class and now i cant read without sounding like im five _:(´ཀ`」 ∠): “what up im yume im way passed 19 and i never fucking learned how to read”

Also watching Hanayura Kanon stream for the rest that’s not yet been translated lol Because he’s very good at voice acting for the characters and he’s funny af lol

- OKAY OKAY— WTF HAPPENED EXPLAIN

- Fun fact : I haven’t watched Hercules yet so I legit don’t know what’s about to come lol

- Aw, that’s cute— We called over Ace and Deuce late at night AND THEY REALLY CAME OVER AAAAA

- I forgot how fckin pure their friendship is _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

- Aight, so we actually have a huge-ass scratch from feral Grim lol That’s just fantastic, isn’t it

- FINALLY— We’re talking about Mickey and the stones my monster cat has been eating with Crowley AAAAA

- “Yeah there’s this bitch called mickey and i took his photo—“

- WE’RE FINALLY TALKING ABOUT THIS. AFTER 6 CHAPTERS.

- Bruh this crystal of blot sounds really dangerous why are we discussing this just now

- Speaking of this crystal, Crowley— you were looking for this crystal in chap one and when we asked you about wtf you’re trying to find you just went— “oH itS NothING.”

- I SUPPOSED ITS NOT NOTHING NOW IS IT

- I didnt see you searching for crystals after every chapter mr. crowley where were you 👁👄👁 dont you think it was weird that you didnt see a single one after like— five blotting incidents

- Oh so its rare i see— BRUH R U SURE ABOUT THAT grim literally found one every single chap LMAO

- Okay okay— see, he may be violent but listen— you aint gonna throw out my fucking cat okay

- Wh— THERE WAS A FESTIVAL!? Im dumb so its not just VDC LOL

- Listen LISTEN— GRIM IS FINE. HOLD UP— NO NEED TO THROW HIM OUT JUST LET ME HAVE ANOTHER LOOK AT HIM

- Aww, Ace and Deuce looked pissed about it too AAAAHH THE TRUE DEFINITION OF THE BOIS

- BRUH NO— ALL THE DORM LEADERS TO GO AND CAPTURE GRIM?? HE’LL DIE

- CROWLEY PLS— WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS, HONEY

- #Grimportectionsquad

- “It’s bout time for them to come” Who?

- FUCKING— CROWLEY STOP SAYING ITS NOTHING— This is why this school is so fucked, you never tell us anything ahead of time _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

- Aight he left, Ace Deuce hurry help me what you guys got

- He may be a monster but see— the worst he did is eat the whole tuna stack SO PLS HES STILL BABY AND I LOVE HIM

- THATS RIGHT DEUCE MY MAN GRIM CAN DO NO BAD I SWEAR

- HE WOULDNT EVER AGAIN I SWEAR

- Ace ヽ(；▽；)ノ The character development— im so proud of you, son

- THIS IS THE BOISSS— LETS GOOOO

- Fuck this is so beautiful— just me and the bois on our way in the middle of the night to find our MISSING CAT I—

- CROWLEY REALLY DID ASSEMBLE THEM DORM LEADERS AAAAAAA AT THIS HOUR TOO WTF

- BRUH WE CAN TALK

- Kalim Kalim Kalim Vil Vil Vil— Pls we’ve been through so much last chapter ＨＥＬＰ

- Leona…A big fat ｍｏｏｄ honestly lmao

- Ey ey riddle pls— dont make this any more difficult—

- Shut up azul stay where u are all you’ve done is nothing but chaos since you arrive so SHHH

- MALLEUS IS NOT HERE AGAIN LILIA PLS— where is he when we need him the most LOL

- Ortho, your bro where?? Also— SURVIVAL STATUS BRUH—

- YES PLS DONT HURT HIM OMG

- oh i forgot idia lives in his tablet LOL OF COURSE

- Omg he’s in the apple trees still looking scary as shi aaaaaaa pls kitty come home u just had too much catnip

- OH GOD 15m HE’S CLOSE

- “Starting operation” ORTHO WHAT TF

- EY EY EY oh good he’s knocked out sighhh

- Aight I know this has been translated but I can’t help but to look at the original japanese and im just— wtf is RTS and TAS idia i dont understand this advanced gamer otaku language

- But Idia and Ortho really do be speedrunning on who can fucking kick my cat the hardest LOL

- THATS RIGHT IDIA You understand me— Fellow cat lovers unite, Grim is very cute, he can’t do no bad

- …so can i have him back pls—

- Can we just appreciate the fact that these bois are willing to take the risk of getting their heads chopped off by Riddle by doing all this for us??

- If this isnt what you call true friendship then i dont know what this is

- Lol ambrose is going to appear in this festival again and crowley’s prideful ass is QUAKING

- WHY are we not allowed to see him crowley im sure we can handle it— We’re the BOIS. CMON

- Imagine if they just summon a fcuking— magic vet or something lol

- It’s the next day lol

- HAH ITS THE VDC LOSERS BY ONE VOTE SQUAD

- I mean the NRC Tribe— ٩( ᐛ )و

- VIL. what you have my queen

- Vil pls dont remind me that my cat isnt here but thank you for saying thank you i do not deserve—

- AWW THE ADEUCE SQUAD LOOKS SO SAD AAAAA

- Vil i miss the bad bitch but absolute oneesan energy but the apology— yeah are we gonna cry again lol

- AAAAAAHH why am i so proud— THAT vil is apologizing

- You dont need to maam what we had in chapter 5 was a fucking journey i regret nothing

- I swear if rook goes like— bitch that aint beautiful imma bonk him I WILL DO IT dont think i forgot what u did last chap

- Man i love me a man who can openly admit his mistakes MMMGH

- Rook i swear—

- Im glad that we’re not toning down ace’s brutal honesty lol

- BRUHHH I DONT LIKE IT WHEN VIL US TAKING ALL THE BLAME i mean what he said was kinda true BUT STILL

- Cheer up Vil, it’s not like it’s a complete failure anyways (；ω；) it was fun at least

- Hearing Jamil encourage Vil like this feels surreal BUT YES BOI U TELL EM

- What is this beautiful character development

- Ooff way to hit where it hurts the most vil my queen lol

- AAGH IT HURTS VIL RECOGNIZING NEIGE’S HARDWORK LIKE THIS— THE PRIDE I CAN FEEL IT ＣＲＡＣＫ

- Bruh we appreciate Neige’s impeccable smile in this household— REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE WAS LIKE NEIGE’S GON BE A BAD BOI??? WELP—

- It was me, i was that person and i shall drown in apple juice for it

- Of course, the ultimate Neige simp already knows that lol

- Bruh the background music has no business being this sad　ｓｔｏｐ

- I hate it when vil is right sometimes omg— TRUEEE KALIM especially wouldn’t be able to stand properly on stage after knowing Neige’s own hardships aaaa

- NOO BABY DONT CRY

- Vil redemption arc??? 👀👀 you can help us cure our cat—

- !? Are we gonna get that money promised in that poster?? 👀👀

- WHAA FUCKING WAHAA VIL IS GONNA PAY THAT US??? THE WHOLE 5 MIL EACH??!! VIL CALM DOWN WHAT I SAID WAS A JOKE

- Damn vil is ＳＴＡＣＫＥＤ He really didnt want to owe anyone anything LMAO YES QUEEN

- WHA— KALIM IS ACCEPTING??? OUT OF EVERYONE HERE, I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO ACCEPT THAT KALIM

- Kalim is making my heart go boom boom again baby boi ✨👁💧👄💧👁✨✨

- HE’LL DONATE IT TO THE RAMSHACKLE DORM BABY BOIIII

- …sumimasen kalim for having a very rundown dorm 👁💧👄💧👁 but thank you for being nice about it lol

- OKAY OKAY KALIM YOU DONT HAVE TO LIST ALL THE THINGS WRONG IN MY DORM PLS—

- THIS IS EMBARRASSING PLS KALIM IM SORRY FOR BEING POOR

- But this man be such a sunshine holy shit i cant even be mad about it lol

- AW YEAH RAMSHACKLE DORM IS GONNA GET A MAKEOVER

- EVERYONE BE DONATING THEIR MONEY TO US AAAAA Were they always this NICE

- Aight adeuce pls— y’all dont have to force yourself to donate my guys (´；ω；`) being friends is enough lol i get it my bois

- Find me a man who can make me feel like this the way Vil can

- Man if only Grim is here :’) he’d be soo happy :’)) you can have all the tuna you want buddy :’)))

- GRIM PLS ADEUCE IS WILLING TO TREAT YOU TO LUNCH BABY

- Bro this is so wholesome omg

- Im sorry but still up to this day, my understanding of Epel’s accent is still　ｌａｃｋｉｎｇ lmao

- Aight they be talking about how Rook already knew that they were going to lose from the very beginning

- The FORESHADOWING LOL The difference with how Rook said “What a wonderful performance” rather than “What a beautiful performance” sigh

- Honestly we gotta respect Rook’s resolve here lol man just knows what he wants

- Rook and Vil’s friendship lmao

- 👁👄👁 …!?

- EARTHQUAKE WTF How dare you ruin such moment—

- WHAT IS GOING ON

- EY WTF DONT DESTROY MY DORM WTF ARE YOU GUYS

- WHAT ARE THESE ROBOTS OUTSIDERS KILL THEM WITH FIRE

- They look like something that belongs to the Ignihyde dorm HUH

- Oh bruh— Vil in his Dorm Leader mode is so cool AND YES I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE TIME BUT wheww~~ Vil YAS QUEEN

- KALIM TOO AAAAAA JAMIL’S 「はっ！」SO COOL

- so SO— the dorm leader’s have a protocol for outsider attacks like this 👁👄👁 OMG THEY’RE SO HOT

- They don’t seem like our bois anymore aaa just pure professionalism at this point—

- GOD I FORGOT HOW COOL THEY ARE OMG

- HEEEYYY OUR DORM IS GETTING DESTROYED WTF ARE THESE GUYS’ PROBLEM

- We were just talking about renovating it too wtf

- AAAAAHHH HOW DARE YOU— VIL R YOU OK

- Bruh i dont know what is going on but dont touch my man’s face

- They’re targetting Vil and Jamil WHY— overblot men!!??? WHERE ARE YOU— GIVE THEM BACK

- I didnt understand what epel said here lmao BUT—!?

- THEY HAVE GRIM TOO FUCK HE’S BACK LET GO OF MY FUCKING CAT

- WHAT IS GOING ON DARLINGS

- BUDDYY >:’0000 Grimmm MY HEART—

- Are they kidnapping the overblot men?? What— the fucking absolute ｂａｌｌｓ on these robots

- God we’re getting absolutely ｆｕｃｋｅｄ in here

- AND THERE’S A CAULDRON IN THE BACKGROUND LOL DEUCE WENT HAM

- BRING ME BACK MY FUCKING CAT— >:’0000

- I thought there’s going to be a festival not a fucking kidnapping event HEY

- Oh 👀 Rook pls help

- AAAHH SERIOUS ROOK IS HOT—

- IS THE OTHER DORM LEADERS CHILLING WHERE ARE THEY KALIM PLS BE SAFE

- OH RIDDLE IS NOT ANSWERING THEY GOT HIM TOO

- Oh ghad they got him during clubs WTF HOW—

- *nervous hornii chuckling* …angry expression silver 👁👄👁 im sorry

- AAAA Dorm leaders actually be acting like dorm leaders is soo cool i cant—

- Bruh the story is all chaos what is this chapter

- Are they gonna get Leona and Azul too what—

- RIDDLE BABY Jesus christ dont overblot like this again lol

- DAMN HE STRONG FOR A SMOL BOI THO

- Whoever made these robots wtf is their deal lol TO BE ABLE TO BEAT A DORM LEADER—

- …Bruh where is our horned friend when u need him

- Silver and Sebek theorizing with dorm leaders but they took Jamil tho?? It’s probably the overblot men they’re after

- Also Malleus is probably good so you two calm down lol Lilia’s probs having tea with him right now

- Okay, Leona how are you going to get captured KING.

- Omg everything is getting destroyed wtf

- AW LEONA SAVED RUGGIE THATS CUTE AND COOL AF

- Bruh leona these are material robots— cant you just turn them into sand lol

- Oh they do have some kind of brand cmon just turn them into sand pls

- WHAT THE FUCK

- LEONA-SAN!? WHY ARE YOU GIVING UP— OJI-TAN!!!

- OLD MAN WHAT—

- *hearing leona whisper his reasons ✋ 👁👄👁 🤚 okay sir im sorry

- Damn Leona acting like a real prince right now— it’s kinda hot 👀👀

- BRUH PLS COME BACK DONT TALK LIKE YOU AINT GONNA

- BRO WHERE ARE THE TEACHERS

- THE BOARD GAME CLUB

- Idia : “bro we just chilling be cool— MY CHESS PIECE“

- “Aight ortho what’s the situation” “ｆｕｃｋｅｄ＂

- So Idia of course knows about this— why does he look like he’s so done lmao me getting the feeling this isnt the first time idia has encountered this situation before lol

- Man i want to see azul in action too but mehh— Idia told him to settle down cries

- LOL WHAT IS THIS KARONE ROBOTS

- Wait— are they taking idia too?? OH IS THIS THE DOING OF IDIA’S FAMILY

- WHERE IS CROWLEY— THE TEACHERS, YOUR IMPORTANT STUDENTS ARE GETTING KIDNAPPED

- AH THEY ALSO KNOW ABOUT THESE STYX BITCHES WHAT— and they’re just letting them GO whaaat

- Sounds to me that this must be idia’s family taking care of the overblotting students?? Like to protect Idia or something?? I DONT—

- “Gather all the dorm leaders” No, sir, they’re already gone besides my sunshine and the horn boi

- Malleus??? 👁👄👁 TSUNOTAROU

- Pls kill the robots they destroyed my place

- AAH UPSIDE DOWN LILIA long time no see lol

- Bruhh the diasomnia students are so lucky to have Malleus as a dorm leader omg

- BRUH LILIA’S RINGTONE IS SO CUTE LMAO

- Kalim sounds so desperate im so sad

- ARE WE— ARE WE GONNA MEET MALLEUS AGAINNN

- Bruh they just goku teleported their way out of the dorm lol

- AAAAHH EVERYONE IS HERE THIS IS SO FUN

- Wait jack is not here lol did they just forget about him wtf

- Oh shit we here too i did not know LMAO

- S-So are we just gonna..continue school like— like these styx bitches didnt just ruin half the school, my dorm, injure my bois, and took my cat or…???

- GASP AAAA STYX IS A BLOT RESEARCH FACILITY WHAAAT

- So that’s why leona and idia be like bro this is not worth it

- O-Oh yeah— they…they didnt know that Vil overblot— PFFT

- Malleus pls information who are you talking about—

- WHO— LILIA MALLEUS OH NO

- Ey, overblot squad are assembled lol this looks so dangerous

- LMAOO Riddle was sleeping on Leona’s lap for three hours THATS SO CUTE

- Where the fck did they take them, ITS CRAMPED AF

- Bro they’re just exposing Vil and Jamil’s overblot that’s supposed to be a SECRET LOL

- Oji-tan can sound so wise and reliable like this if he really tried lol sugar daddy energy

- Wtf these guys never thought that idia was from a big shot family??? They thought it was just coincidence that they had the same family name PFFT

- AZUL AAAA He was right there my guy BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY MAN

- oh. They finally opened— isn’t this the ignihyde dorm what

- WHAT THE FU— IDIA

- Bro— WHAT WAS THAT IT WAS IDIA ALL ALONG???

- WHAT IS THIS CHAPTER

This chapter is a fucking roller coaster like— literal 0 to 100 ＱＵＩＣＣ From having a moment with Vil and the bois to a FUCKING TERRORIST ATTACK LMAO IM HYPED FOR NEXT CHAP—

It’s been so long, I hope they released the next part soon (๑>◡<๑) I forgot how fine these men are lol at least I want to hear their voices again 👁👄👁

#twisted wonderland #spoilers #chapter 6

[giorno-plays-piano]

It is The Strongest who Prevail Part 2

Pairing: orc!Bucky x princess!Reader

Warnings: obsession, dubcon, breeding, degradation, corruption, pregnancy, kinda Stockholm Syndrome.

Words: 1100.

Part 1

P.S. YES I KNOW I’M SORRY I KEEP WRITING FILTH

His return to the castle was long-awaited by the new court and his royal advisors since Bucky needed to be crowned and take his rightful position as the King, finally. Of course, when he had put down the revolt in the South, there wasn’t anyone threatening his position now, but his advisers were wise, and Bucky didn’t want to risk it after all that time he spent to get to the top. 

Besides, he had one more good reason to come back - a little spoiled princess waiting in her bed with her legs spread for him.

When he entered your chambers late in the evening, tired and hungry and annoyed that you refused to meet him in the throne room like any decent betrothed, he found you standing on the balcony, your lovely figure hidden behind translucent lilac curtains. Baring his teeth, Bucky let out a guttural growl, irritated with your childish attitude.

“Come here, woman.”

Oh, he had a good idea what he was going to do to you now, his little stubborn bitch. Were you that dumb thinking Bucky would accept such behavior? Well, he’d force you on his lap and keep slapping your sweet human ass until you’re begging him to stop.

You slowly turned to face him, your expression as irritated and a little angry as his, and moved back to the room, pulling open those curtains. Your graceful body was hidden beneath a long white muslin nightgown, which adhered closely to your figure and thus couldn’t hide how much it changed. Bucky was looking directly at your swollen belly that grew way heavier than it was when he left you. Its shape was perfect - all round and big and pretty, making the orc fall silent and gape at you, a beautiful little princess he fucked up so well. Shit, Bucky was instantly hard, a bulge in his pants already visible.

“Hike up your dress. Now.” He exhaled loudly, his eyes still on you as you reached out to the soft fabric of your nightgown, carefully pulling it up until your naked thighs and rounded belly were on full display, little heart mark on your mound glowing softly in the dim light of your room. Of course, the bastard couldn’t leave for so long without ensuring no one was going to fuck his little princess. As if you really wanted more filthy orcs in your bedroom.

“Come to me, please.” Watching your naked bulging belly, Bucky suddenly got down on his knees in front of you, and you saw his blue eyes growing wet at the sight of you.

Oh. Was he… was he crying? Was he happy you were pregnant with his child?

As you got closer hesitantly, still pulling your nightgown up for him to see, Bucky drew you to him, kissing your belly and then simply caressing it with his chapped lips, holding you close as he breathed softly on your skin. Perplexed by a sudden change in his mood, you put your hands on his head and gently stroked it as Bucky froze, pressing his forehead to your belly. All your anger had disappeared swiftly despite your desire to show him what you had to go through all those months when he wasn’t there. Still unmarried, you basically locked yourself in your room, refusing to see anyone but a few orc maidens who were sent to take care of you. You were above grateful to them, keeping your secret.

“Why didn’t you send word to me?” The orc asked, massaging your belly with his huge hand and kissing it again. 

“I’m still not married!” You said with irritation and furrowed your brows at him, making Bucky laugh wholeheartedly. “How could I tell anyone of my shame?”

“Shame? Huh, you silly humans. We’ll hold the ceremony tomorrow then.”

Carefully lifting you to bed, Bucky kissed your belly button, making your face grow hot, and softly caressed the glowing mark, tracing it with his tongue. It was harder to concentrate now, and you bit down on your lower lip.

“Good girls get pounded on their wedding night for the first time.” He smirked, touching your inner thighs tenderly with his rough hands. “But my girl is such a bad bitch, huh? All heavy and round for me already.”

“Who’s fault is that?” You grunted, getting comfortable on your bed and spreading your legs as your orc got in between, peppering your body with kisses, his eyes shining warmly at the sight of you. “You have to… ahh… t-take responsibility now.”

Stripping himself of the heavy mantle he had to wore, Bucky grinned at you, showing you his huge tusks. “Oooh, I see. Scared I won’t make you my woman, little kitten? Can’t believe you’re so fucking dumb.” He laughed while opening your dripping pussy with his fingers and looking at your angry flushed face. You were so fucking adorable. “You’re my bitch. I’ve put a baby in you, and I’m gonna make sure you’ll keep giving birth to my pretty orclings time after time. Is it clear now, huh? You sure you got it, kitten?”

You’d wish to answer this cocky beast who settled so nicely in between your legs, but Bucky was already eating your pussy out, having you moaning under him as he kept fucking your cunt with his finger and sucking on your clit. Shit, you missed it, oh God, you missed it so much when your orc wasn’t there for you. You quickly lost your resolve to fight him as Bucky hummed in your pussy, licking your tender flesh, giving you so much pleasure you were mewling and writhing in bed.

With your fingers in his long dark hair, you were ready to cry, cumming so fucking hard from his talented mouth. “Oh no!” You moaned with your eyes squeezed shut while Bucky was playing with your clit again. “Aaaahh, you’re… you’re bad… really… b-bad… and I love you… ahh, fuuck, Bucky, please, please!”

“That’s it, kitten.’ He whispered as you kept squirting all over his face, your eyes rolling back into your skull from the intensity of your orgasm. Slowly getting up and touching your belly with the tip of his nose before wrapping his arms around it, Bucky hummed softly, “I love you too, little bitch. We gonna have a nice big family soon, alright?”

As your orc continued to smother you with kisses while positioning his cock right near your entrance, you smiled lazily at him, opening your legs wider.

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[venomous-ko]

Wine Drunk while watching Godzilla vs Kong

Some major spoilers up ahead!

Mans really just annoyed the shit out of his coworker until he left so he could hack shit, huh?...I love it! 🤣🤣

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You mean to tell me that the explanation for why Godzilla attacked the one tech company site by the dude who studied Kaiju communication and behavior for a living is just, “sometimes people (and creatures) change”???? Like some dumbass justifying a toxic person/relationship??? Like excuse me???? Why are the literal teenagers making more sense than you?????

Also, we’re all in agreement that this facility is either housing Ghidora’s dead head, Mecha Godzilla, or Mecha Ghidora, right?!?

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Lol! “Apex Cybernetics!” That’s not foreshadowing! 🤣

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Apparently, I didn’t get my fill of white nonsense from Falcon and Winter Soldier, bc someone decided to put this blonde-hair-blue-eyed little bitch in charge! That’s not ganna go wrong somehow. 🙃😑👀

Like this bitch literally wanted to send a fucking child into unexplored hollow earth territory without a second thought! 🙃🙃🙃🙃 I was literally like 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 for that entire convo.

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I’m sorry! This conspiracy man just met these teenagers, and his first impulse was, “yeah, theses seem like some good people to break into a tech conglomerate with!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Why are these people surprised Kong knows sign language? These are people who study Kaiju (and presumably other animals in order to draw conclusions about certain behaviors) for a fucking living!!! We have primate species that recognize and communicate in sign language already! Why is this surprising???!?! Like...has NO ONE except this precious child tried this????

Also, nothing bad better happen to this child.

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That ship literally fucked around, and Godzilla let it find out! Lmao!

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Kong: Hey, Godzilla...look at me...

Godzilla: >:[

Kong: ...bitch.

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Precious girl: Thank you, friend 🧏🏽‍♀️

Kong: ☺️😴

THIS GIRL IS TOO PRECIOUS!!!!

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Bitch-ass White Man: How’s Kong with heights?

BITCH, you really ganna try that?!?! You really think you ganna find any aircraft(s) that are ganna be able to support all that weight?? Never mind any other problems with Kong trying to nope the fuck out of that situation and all kind of other hosts of problems!

And if you do somehow have one (or multiple) WHY TF DIDN’T YOU USE THAT BEFORE KNOWING FULL AND WELL YOU RAN THE RISK OF GODZILLA MERCING KONG’S ASS IF YOU TRAVELED VIA SHIP!?!?!?!

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Down the Hell Naw tunnel we go!

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“I think it’s romantic,”

I fucking love Millie Bobbie Brown’s character!! 🤣❤️🤣

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WHY IS THIS TEENAGER SMARTER THAN EVERYBODY OMG!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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“This is page one in the ‘Playing God’ handbook, right?”

I’ve decided I love this character! 🤣

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WHY YOU GETTING INSIDE THAT THING—Oh god! 😨 Why y’all got eggs!?!? This is like if Weyland-Yutani succeeded in getting Xenomorphs! 😬

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Oop! Locked in! THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T HIDE OUT IN MYSTERIOUS ROOMS!!!!

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Oh shit! Apex Cybernetics think they on that Wakanda shit now!

Also, why was that one Apex Cybernetics bitch bitching about how one of those HEAV crafts could power Vagas for a week if y’all clearly have a whole network or transportation using this tech!

And I never understood how tech companies kept that shit to world domination shit! Build a public transportation system with that shit! Boss man said he likes ideas that make him rich! Pretty sure that would do the trick!

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WINE BREAK!!!

Saving the rest of the last bottle for coking Gumbo, so gotta open up a new bottle

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Aw, Kong is so sick of this bullshit! 😂😭

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“It’s not working”

Bruh! Give it more that two seconds!

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HOW DARE Y’ALL USE KONG’S LOSS AGAINST HIM!!!! HOW DARE Y’ALL!!!

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HEAV go Brrrrrrr Shoooooooooooom!!!!

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LMAO!!! Monarch has their own brand of bottled water!?!?! Idk why that amuses me so much!

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This hallow earth portal thing is some Pacific Rim bullshit right here, lol!

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NYOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM

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Are we...are we really Ice Age: Dawn of Dinosaur-ing this shit rn??? 😂😂😂

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“It’s beautiful,”

Of course it’s beautiful! No hoomins have touched it! Lol

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Y’ALL GOT FUCKIN DRAGONS IN THIS BITCH!?!?!?!!! 8D YO!!! SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!!!!

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*marvels at the creature creation ideas*

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Kong’s first thought: *nom the dragon guts*

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THE ROCK HAND OMG IM GANNA CRY!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 It’s the same gesture the Precious Girl did OMG!!!!

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“We going in?”

“Yeah”

The BALLS on this child!

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“AAAAHH 😐”

*fear*

LMAO!!!!! I’M FUCKIN WHEEZING!!!

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“Sacrifice Pit”

OMG 🤣🤣🤣

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I KNEW IT!!!! MECHA-GODZILLA MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! 8DDDDD

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YO PACIFIC RIM RAN SO MECHA-GODZILLA COULD FUCKIN SPRINT!!!!!!!!

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YO IT’S A GOOD THING I AIN’T SEEING THIS IN THEATERS BC I’D BE FLIPPING MY SHIT!!!!

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“Humanity, once again, will be the apex species,”

THERE it is!

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Why Mecha-Godzilla so skeeny?!? He need ta be thicc if he ganna take down REAL Godzilla!

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*Ryan Bergera conspiracy voice* Is this the real reason Kong was contained!? So this douche could snatch up Skull Crawlers without Kong intervention???

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OH SHIT!!! I think this thing is emitting alpha waves (or whatever we’re calling it) and THAT’s what set Godzilla off!!! He fought Ghidorah, heard this shit and went, “Nu-uh, bitch! NOT AGAIN!!!”

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Monarch dude: Yo, Godzilla’s headed to Hong Kong for some reason?

FUCKIN CALLED IT!!!

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This look like the door to fuckin General Grievous’s lair,da fuq?!? 🤣🤣🤣

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I got waaay too emotional over that handprint, y’all! 😭😭😭

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Y’all, the fucking art history major in me is fuckin screaming at this temple scene! The fact that some of these Kaiju not only had the urge and drive and capacity to build a fucking temple around this power source or some shit and create weapons like the axe that Kong just fucking Excalibured the shit out of that one skull crawler’s skull fucking implies the fact that there is intelligent civilization amongst these fucking Kaiju and all that shit! I want to know more about this shit! Take that you fucking racist-ass white historian motherfuckers!

(Note: I definitely needed to use talk to text for much of this bit, because there was no way I was going to be able to contain all my excitement in just typing, alone, lmao)

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BRUH!!! Why y’all exiting g the HEAV without no breathing apparatus or lead suits or nothing!?!?! In previous movies, y’all implied that these Kaiju lived in environments in which their environments were hella radioactive compared to our own!!!

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Kong is s the true heir to the iron throne, Lmao!

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FUCKING CALLED IT!!!! THEY HAD GHIDORA’S REMAINS IN THERE SOMEWHERE!!!!

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OH FUCK!!!! Y’ALL AINT JUST SENDING OUT ALPHA VIBES WITH YOUR MECHA-GODZILLA!!!! YOU SOMEHOW USING GHIDORA’S HIVE MIND OR TELEPATHY SHIT TO DO IT!?!?!?! AAAWWWWW SHEEEEEET!!! Y’ALL ARE BONED NOW!!!! FUCKIN BONEROWNED!!!!

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Godzilla! My bruh! My dude! You didn’t HAVE TO get up right where that bridge was!!! 😂😂 Ya douche bag!!!

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At the same time, tho, I can just hear him going, “Ah! FUCK! NOT AGAIN!!! Sunova bitch!! Motherfuckin!! STOP BUILDING sHIT SO DAMN HIGH!!! Goddammit!”

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You know, with all the Bright twinkly lights in Hong Kong, I can’t help but think of the sequel to the original Gojira movie ( that I can’t remember the title of ,rn) where he was fucking triggered by fucking lights. And I wonder if this little scene where he’s stomping all through Hong Kong is a tribute to that or whatever. But I’m probably overthinking it.

[Sober Edit: it was Godzilla Raids Again]

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*GASP* HOLY SIHIIIT!!! The axe is made out of Godzilla skute!?!?! GOLY BALLS THAT’S NOT ONLY COOL BUT CONTRIBUTES MORE TO THE FACT THAT THESE KAIJU (likely Kong’s species, in particular) WERE REALLY FUCKING INTELLIGENT AMD TJOUGHT, “Imma beat this muthafucka with their own spiky thing! Bc that’s what screws us over, so, why WOULD’nt it hurt them!?!” I need SO MUCH MORE of this Kaiju/Kong culture studied and shit! HOLY FUCK!!!

It even fucking glows!! Like ... they managed to fucking piece together that its glow was a fucking warning sign like Sting or some shit!!!! Holy fuck!!!!

Also, how does that work? How are the skutes still connected even after dismemberment???

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NO FUCKIN WAY WRE YOU—AAAAAAAAHHH!!! Excalibur that shit my boi!!!!

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I FUCKIN LOVE YHIS MOVIE HOLY SHIT!!!

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“ that’s Apex property now,”

Excuse me bitch! Are we really not gonna listen to the scientist who saying “hey we don’t understand the shit out of this fucking power! Maybe we should hold off on taking some fucking samples!”

Are we really just gonna ignore that shit???????

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Kong said: TRY ME BITCH!!!!

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Oh thank the GODS this Serizawa dude is taking precautions like his old man! Also, what is his relation to Ken Watanabe’s Serizawa!?!?!

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UH OH!! SOLDIER DUDES GETTIN ATE!!!

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OH SHIT!!! PILOT JUST GOT ATE!!! FUCKIN DRAGON BASEMENT UP IN THIS SHIT!!!

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BITCH YOU REALLY GON THROW A ROCK AT IT!!! FUCKIN NONSENSE OF THIS BITCH!!!

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LOVE AND FITE ME ENERGY IS STORED IN THE ATOMIC BREATH

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“Shoot him!”

WHY!!!???!! He literally had NO problem with you before then!!!

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Why does white man who don’t know anything about this vehicle suddenly know how to pilot this shit!???!?!!!!!

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Y’all love had SO MUCH wine!

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The FUCK this dude got a flip flop phone for!!!?!????!!!?

Da fuq!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeah that’s the most unrealistic part of this entire fucking movie! Not the fuckin Kaiju robots. Not the fucking hollow earth bullshit! The fucking flip phone! LMFAO!!!!

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“Maintenance! I’M MAINTENANCE!!! This bitch ain’t buying it”

That made me laugh WAY FUCKIN harder that it should have!!!!

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Y’all really ganna try to shoot at a kid!?! REALLY!?!?!??!

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GAWD, I’m so glad I impulse bought these oatmeal bites from Dominos! 🤤😋

[Sober Edit: I have no idea how my autocorrect managed to convert “Parmesan” to “oatmeal,” but okay! 😆😅]

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Kong be like, “Hey, bitch!!! You lookin’ for me!?!?”

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Find you a partner that bites your neck like Godzilla does! Lmao!

Sorry, I’ll be crawling back into my hell hole, now.

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EAT YOUR FOOKIN VEGETABLES GODZILLA!!!!!

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Did Godzilla just axe throw with his fuckin teefs!!!????!?!?!

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THIS IS THE FOOKIN MONSTER VS MONSTER FIGHTS IVE BEEN CRAVING SINCE KING OF THE MONSTERS HOLY SHIT!!!!

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“Really? Groupies, again?”

First of all, again!?! What happened last time???

Secondly, where tf are YOUR grpupies, asshole! No need to judge! Ya cunt!

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“There can only be one alpha,”

Really! You really gotta bring your toxic masculinity into a fuckin monster fight, my dude!?!

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Kong said, “Yeet! YEET SELF!!!”

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I am living for the feral fight scenes!!!!

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Kong’s expression , tho! 🤣🤣🤣

Like, “Can you ducking NOT, Godzilla?!? Can you, like, fucking chill??!!? Aight, fine! ASDASHKLSDJKLDZJL ADKLKDZDJ!!!!!!”

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Awwwww! Godzilla let Kong go, bc he knows what it’s like to be the last of his species! 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭

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“This is how we [...] win!”

Oh, honey, you ‘bout to die! Lmao! 😂

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Oh god! I knew he was going to use the sign for “coward” at the most inappropriate time! Lmao! At least the Precious Girls is smart enough to know what Dumbass White Man means, lol

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Oh, thank god we do t see this dumbass in any sequels!

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Dammit, he escaped!

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This girl is too good!

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Did y’all really think you were ganna break into a semi-sentient Mecha-Godzilla by GUESSING ITS FUCKING PASSWORD!!?!?!?!!!!???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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YEAH!!!! TEAM-UP COMING THROUGH!!!!!

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“I was hoping to die with adults, but that’s okay,”

🤣🤣🤣

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“I’VE GOT TO DIE WITB YOU AND SOBER!!?!?!”

GOD, I love this movie!!!!

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OOOOOOHHHH HOLY SHIT!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱 He powering up the axe!!!!!

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YOOOOOO KONG WENT PREDATOR/YOUTJA ON MECHA-GODZILLA’s ASS!!!!

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Kong said, “I’m done, y’all! Imma take a nap!”

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“Dad. Uh...Bernie.”

I fucking love Bernie!!! 😂😂😂😂

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JIA NOOOO!!! Don’t go running between two disgruntled Kaiju bby!!

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Yo, why do monsters have less toxic masculinity than we do??? Lol!

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Yaaaaaay! Kong has a new home!!

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WELP!!! I fucking loved this movie, and I highly recommend it to everyone!!!

#SPOILERS #Godzilla #godzilla vs kong #King Kong #kaijuverse #my posts #my drunk ass #godzilla vs kong spoilers

[mc-i-r]

He tries

Pov: Janus

Tw: major character death, angst, hint of unsymp!sides (except Remus), arguing, illusions(?), knife/stabbing mention (hypothetically), panic attack (implied), swords, all caps (screaming), language, crying, unintentioned body morphing, self deprecating thoughts, overworking, unintentional triggering of panic attack, a  t o u c h of derealization(?)

Let me know if I missed anything!

Word count: 2460

A/N: hi @imma-potatoo um I know you probably don’t know me but do you remember this post? yeah I um I wrote it so yeah here it is :)

Edit: tumbled being a bitch baby and I can't get the fuckin link to work I'm so sorry D:

Janus is a complicated creature. He always has been and, presumably, always will be. But that's what humans are, aren’t they? Complicated, fickle little things. They suffer with emotions and thoughts and actions and make their way about the world like little ants trying to please their queen. But Janus has no queen, only five sides and a human to please. He’s not even a human, only a fraction of one that’s forced to live and breathe among the ants. However, no matter what he does, no matter how much he sacrifices and works and improves himself, he just can’t please them. Like I said, he’s complicated.

It’s not as if he’s the perfect person either. I mean, all humans make mistakes right? So why should he be any different? I suppose it’s because of his function, being Deceit rarely has its perks. Sure, impersonating other sides to be listened to or get his point across most likely wasn’t the most effective way to help Thomas but...who can blame him? I mean, it’s not as if he could just pop up and immediately be listened to. Hell, Logan shows up in almost every video and even he’s not listened to! But Janus still tries. And tries. And tries. And tries. And tries.

Nothing works.

Right now, he’s trying to tell them that Thomas needs to take a break. He’s been working nonstop for the past three weeks planning videos, photoshoots, costume arrangements, events, and auditions. Needless to say, they're all a bit stressed. Janus most of all.

Changing from Deceit to Self Preservation was a major change in Janus’s life. I mean, spending years being hated and feared and hidden away from others did its damage, it's part of the reason why Janus inherited the snake traits but, finally being acknowledged that he’s real and a part of Thomas just like everyone else is was....overwhelming. Granted, nothing’s really changed. He still gets ignored, pushed around, and left out but...when those two words left Thomas’s mouth… that was all he needed. All he wanted. To just be seen. To be noticed by someone other than Remus.

It only lasted for a week.

Still, he does his job. He makes sure Thomas washes his face in the morning and drinks his coffee. He makes sure he goes to sleep, takes a shower, washes his clothes and does everything else a man in his thirties does. But throwing more and more projects in the mix means Janus gets pushed to the side, left to scream from a distance that Thomas needs to take care of himself. He’s been working overtime just to make sure Thomas goes to bed, not even worried about what time as long as his head hits the pillow before the sun comes up. Sometimes, he’s been unsuccessful. But he still tries. Even now, stressed and overworked out of his mind, he tries.

He was relaxed...well, somewhat, giving his points sparingly to not push the boundaries of his newfound acceptance too soon. He added a pro here and a fact there, trying to lead them all in the right direction. So far only Patton agrees and, given recent events, that basically means everyone else is against it. Still, Janus tries.

He’s settled in between the banister and Logan, putting him unfortunately close to Virgil who is definitely not sparring on giving him his fair amount of glares. Still, Janus endures, knowing that a break will only do Thomas good. I mean, have you seen Hamilton?

But the bickering soon turns into arguing between Roman and Patton, Janus not even daring to interject. It was surprisingly intense, the newfound hatred on Romans end and the persistent pushing from Patton coming together to explode in a bout of yelling. Janus shrank back from the noise, pushing himself further into the shadows in an attempt to hide himself. It, unfortunately, didn’t work.

“Jan, tell him that he needs to take a break!” Patton pleaded, looking at Janus with eyes that held all too much emotion behind them. He wanted to help, he really did, but…

“Oh yeah, please Janus, tell us why Thomas needs a break now that he’s finally getting work done,” Roman sassed back. Janus knew Roman just wanted to prove a point. He knew that. But the intense gaze the creative side gave him made him shudder. Roman was mad at Patton, not Janus. Still, the look of pure hatred bore into Janus, pricking his skin and making his stomach drop.

He couldn’t speak. No witty quip or sarcastic remark, not even a hiss. He just froze. He felt everyone’s eyes turn to him, waiting for a response to the very simple question. Hell, Janus had been supporting it for the past hour they had been talking about it! But now, all eyes on him and tongues ready to object, he couldn’t speak.

It felt as if the room was spinning, warping and contorting around him until he couldn't tell left from right. He knew it wasn't really happening, the real world didn’t work like that, but his brain was convinced that it was. He felt his eyes go wide and he stumbled, catching himself on the banister. He tried to hide it by adjusting his hat only to be met with a concerned voice.

“Janus? Kiddo, are you okay?” Patton, sweet sweet Patton asked, dropping the fierce gaze and tone and replacing it with a gentle question. Janus swallowed and cleared his throat.

“I’m fine, Patton, thank you for your...concern” Janus trailed off, taking a breath in between his words. His eyes started to waver in and out of focus. He gasped and stumbled again, leaning in the banister to keep his weakening body up. He heard Patton shout something, presumably his name, and rush over to him.

Too close too close too close-

Janus hissed at him, shrinking away from Patton and further against the railing. Patton paused, a flash of hurt washing over his face before he took a few steps back, holding his hands up in defense. Janus hated that look, the type of look that made you want to wrap Patton in a blanket to protect him from the world. He wanted to apologize but his throat wouldn’t work, staying stubbornly quiet as the room spun.

A sharp pain bore its way through his skull, feeling as if a hot knife was being stabbed in his snake eye over and over and over again. He yelled out and grabbed his face, kneeling over as it sent a wave of pain through his body. He could feel the others rush forwards, all ready to help the now screaming side.

Get away get away ge-

“Get away!” Janus hissed out.

He felt his body glitch, his insides morphing into something inhuman. He heard a gasp and he opened his eyes to see Patton covering his mouth, Logan furrowing his brow, Virgil staring at him with wide eyes and, of course, Roman with his sword drawn. Janus reached up to his face to feel glasses. He looked down to see a cardigan wrapped around his shoulders and draped over a light blue shirt. He glanced at Patton, confirming the suspicion that he had transformed into the moral trait.

“Kiddo...what's happening?” Patton asked quietly, patiently waiting for an answer.

Janus didn’t have one.

“I don’t kn-aaAAHH!” Janus tried to speak but was interrupted by another glitch, his voice cracking and diving deeper. He kneeled over again, wrapping an arm around his stomach. He could see a blue tie hanging from his neck and, upon sitting up, he realized he had now morphed into Logan.

“Janus are...are you okay?” Logan asked, speaking quietly and for the first time all day. Janus opened his mouth to speak when he glitched again, changing into Roman quicker than he did Patton or Logan. His mind didn’t have time to register the change before he glitched again, becoming draped in a plaid-patched jacket. He heard Virgil hiss.

“Okay, what the fuck is going on?” Virgil hissed out, more panicked than angry. Janus began to sass back when he glitched again, changing back to his former self.

He took a breath and shook his head, leaning against the banister to support himself. He wrapped an arm around his stomach and felt his skin prickle, his scales shining as well as his discolored eye. He slowly looked up, locking eyes with Thomas.

“H-...help-” Janus whispered before he was cut off by a scream, his body morphing back to that of Patton.

He couldn’t control himself now, his body moving on it’s own accord while his mind begged for it to stop. He just wanted it to stop. His mouth opened and before he knew it, he was speaking.

“I don't know if I can believe whatever YOU tell me.”

The words left his mouth before he even realized what they were, his hand involuntarily slapping itself over his mouth to stop him from saying more. Patton looked at him with wide eyes, covering his mouth with his hands in shock. Janus could see...he could see the pain in his eyes. The hurt. The regret. Tears were already forming on the moral traits’ face, one or two of them rolling down his flushed cheeks.

“J-Janus? What…?” Patton whispered out, voice barely audible even though the room was silent.

“Pat, ple-” he wanted to apologize. He needed to apologize. But the words couldn’t come out. He glitched yet again, changing into the logical side once more.

“You’re nothing more than a glitch, a mistake in the mind.”

Logan froze solid, face blank in shock. Janus couldn’t blame him, having his own hurtful words thrown back at him would do that to you. Logan absentmindedly fiddled with his tie, staring blankly at Janus. Janus tried to reach out, to take a step and tell him that it was okay, that this was all just a big mistake and that he was sorry, but the fear in Logan’s eyes when he took a step forward was enough to know he should keep his distance. Perhaps, forever.

The bones in his back shifted, forcing his body to morph into the creative side. He leaned exhausted on the railing, looking up at Roman in reluctant hatred.

“We can’t trust him! Did you forget that he’s EVIL?!”

Romans surprised gaze turned into a scowl, his eyes narrowing at the unwilling imposter in the room. Who could blame him? Janus has barely even been acknowledged as a facet of Thomas’s personality, much less accepted and liked. If he starts changing and mocking other sides in front of them all is it really such a stretch that Roman would be on guard?

But Janus can’t stand it. Not anymore. He and Roman had come to somewhat of an agreement, both apologizing soon after the last video and working on building their relationship from the ground up. Things had been good as of late but this...this could ruin that completely.

So Janus cried.

He didn’t mean to, it just kind of...happened. The stress from the past few weeks mixed with whatever was going on currently and the loss of trust between him and Roman was enough to send him over the edge.

He choked out a sob, covering his mouth with his hand as he looked pleadingly to Roman. Praying, wishing for it to stop. He just wanted it to stop. Romans intense gaze softened, his sword lowering as the creative side was at a loss for words. Well...almost.

“Jan? Jan, what’s wrong?” Roman asked tentatively, scared of saying the wrong thing or making the wrong move. Jan appreciated him for that, always willing to look out for others no matter what. That's what made him an inspiration.

He reached out with his hand towards Roman, hoping that something would happen to make it go away. All he got in return was another glitch and a purple patchwork hoodie over his shoulders.

“N-no-” he tried to make it stop, to morph back to his old self and hide away forever. But his body didn’t hold him any sympathy, his mouth dripping out evil words.

“Even if he can tell the truth, that doesn’t mean he can be trusted.”

Virgil's eyes lit up in shock, his eyeshadow darkening as he backed up from the deceitful trait. He started shaking his head, stuffing his hands in his pockets as he slid down the wall. He tried to speak, his words cut off by a wave of panic.

“I-...I’m so-sorry, Jan. I-...I-” the boy in black buried his face in his hands, Roman soon rushing over to comfort him.

“I...It’s o-” Janus was cut off by a grunt as a wave of pain passed through him. “-kay. It’s okay.”

“Kiddo, are you sure?” Patton asked...scared? He was careful, speaking softly much like he did when calming Virgil down from an atta-….oh.

Oh.

Janus slowly looked up at him as his body morphed around him, changing back to his own skin. He didn’t feel real anymore, his face feeling too foreign to be familiar. He had no mask up anymore, all his emotions out there in the open for all to see. His eyes were cloudy, covered in a film of exhaustion and weakness. His skin was pale and flushed, his body shaking. He was absolutely pathetic.

He weakly looked over to Thomas, his body relying solely on the support of the wooden stairs behind him. He locked eyes with him, his stomach souring at the pity in his eyes. He opened his mouth, voice coming out in hoarse rasps.

“Oh, I hate this guy and his creepy...snake face!”

“Get out of here, Jack the Fibber!”

“Gah, Deceit! Leave me alone you slippery snake!”

“Well, your face ruined my day so we’ll call it even.”

“Why is he still here?”

“E V I L!”

One by one he repeated the words, his tears falling faster and his body growing weaker. He collapsed on his knees after the final word, clutching his chest as his breath grew sparse. He heaved in a final breath, looking around the room at each of the sides individually. He gasped out his final words, ones that would stick with the rest of them forever.

“I’m sorry.”

With that, he disappeared, his body falling limp to the floor. There were screams. Cries. Pleas for him to come back, for him to have a chance at being accepted. But it never worked. Day after day, year after year, nothing ever worked. Thomas would realize soon after that he had lost the ability to lie…

...and Janus with it.

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[h2bakugou]

so uhm idk if you’re currently taking request so sorry if i sent this at an inappropriate time 👉🏻👈🏻 can i request for a scenario with bakugou witnessing his crush getting the same brutal and toxic ‘discipline’ treatment from her mom (like the ones he receives from his mom on the daily before he move in to the dorms) he was about to do something abt it when aizawa intervened first then he decided to talk to her later that day instead. this recently happened to me and im just aaaahh

a/n: Hey babe! yes my requests are open! i haven’t had many but they are open! i’ve been wanting to write for baku for a minute so thanks for this request! i hope everything is going good for you hun

summary: bakugou attempts to intervene a fight with you and your mom, but aizawa stops him. bakugou finds himself talking to you later that day.

key: (y/n) - your name / (f/n) - first name / (l/n) - last name / (e/c) - eye color / (h/c) - hair color / (y/q) - your quirk

warnings: swearing, angst, fluff

wordcount: 1.2k

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It was just like any other day. Your mom was ranting on and on about how you’d been behaving. You’d gotten good grades, and she was still on your back about doing better.

Granted, your mom was only trying to show her love for you in the best way she knew how, but it seemed like the opposite. You knew she was trying, but you just wished she’d quiet down.

She was making a scene.

“I mean come on! You can make that an A. I’m almost upset at you, isn’t reading like your favorite subject!?” Your mom’s voice echoed throughout the building. You were embarrassed. 

U.A. was hosting a parent-teacher gathering. Students had gotten their report cards for the semester and U.A. wanted to bring in the parents and teachers and have them all talk and see if there were any goals that they wanted to see set in motion.

It was a good idea, for a lot of students. 

You could feel the eyes burn into you. You could feel your classmates staring. You clenched your hands together in a fist, wishing she’d just give it a rest.

“Mom-”

“No. Where’s your teacher. We’re going to have a talk and see if we can put you in some extra credit courses. I want to see better grades from you damnit.”

She was treating you like you were a baby. You had B’s. Those were good. You could get them up to an A, but you didn’t need extra credit.

Bakugou watched as your mom dragged you harshly by the wrist. He’d known that feeling of embarrassment and agony before. His mom was always yelling at him, even when she was trying to show love.

It didn’t help that he liked you and wanted to protect you. He wanted to step in. He was going to step in.

Bakugou shoved his hands in his pockets and began stomping over to where you and your mother were headed. Until an arm stopped him.

“I don’t think that’s a wise choice.” Mr. Aizawa’s voice was low. He’d seen Bakugou’s face change the second your mom raised her voice. He could tell how Bakugou was feeling.

“She doesn’t deserve to be treated like that! She’s got good grades-” For once, Bakugou wasn’t yelling.

“I know. But it’s not your place to say something.” Mr. Aizawa was angry too. He’d say you were amongst one of the best students in class. Always participating and giving it your all even when the chances of success were low.

You were always helping others too. You cared so much about others that he wondered if you even worried about yourself.

Of course, your good grades proved that you were also a priority to yourself. You knew you had to look after yourself as much as you looked after others.

Maybe that’s why Bakugou liked you. You were independent but loved to help those around you. You were strong too, and wouldn’t take shit from anyone, and wouldn’t let your friends get treated like shit either.

He’d say you were why he backed off of attacking everyone in class 1-A.

You dug your heels into the ground and your mom stopped.

“What are you doing?” Your mom yelled, looking at you.

“I think you should go home. You’ve already signed the permission form for dorms, I’ll talk to Mr. Aizawa about my grades. Just go home please.” You spoke softly. She glared at you and sighed.

“I better see all A’s next time or there will be a punishment. I didn’t raise a slacker.” Your mom insulted you. You nodded. Your mom jabbed your report card into your chest as she walked away, leaving the building. 

You took a breath and closed your eyes. Finally.

You looked around after taking a minute to breathe and spotted Mr. Aizawa. You darted over. 

“Hey, Bakugou.” You acknowledged the spikey-blonde’s presence before talking to Mr. Aizawa. Bakugou nodded and looked away, his eyes scouting over everyone else.

“I’m so sorry about my mother. She’s just not to thrilled about my grades, but I’m thankful for them. I’ll be sure to try harder this coming semester.” You bowed, giving an apology for your mother’s rude behavior.

“Hey kid, it’s okay. You did great this term, don’t sweat it.” Mr. Aizawa reassured you. You smiled and returned to your standing position. Mr. Aizawa excused himself and went to talk amongst other students.

“I can tutor you if you want.” Bakugou spoke earning your attention. You looked at him a blush creeping onto your cheeks.

“Huh?” You asked, curious if you’d heard him right.

“If you want me to tutor you I can. But don’t go blabbing about it.” He said looking you in the eyes.

“Oh. I mean yeah, that’d be nice, I think I could use some help with math.” You giggled.

Bakugou felt his heart skip a beat. Your laugh was so pure. It was like you weren’t even worried about the scene your mother had caused.

His hand in yours startled you as he began walking away with you following behind him.

“Hey! Where are we going?” You questioned, picking up your pace so he wasn’t dragging you behind him.

“This is not how I want to spend my night.” He groaned. You smiled. Your cheeks were pink.

The cold air from outside hit you like a ton of bricks. You’d forgot it was getting colder outside.

You could see your breath in the air as you breathe.

“What’s so funny?” Bakugou asked hearing you laugh again.

“I’m a fire-breathing dragon.” You joked, blowing out air. The corners of Bakugou’s lips twitched up into a smile.

“You’re a dumbass.” Bakugou laughed. You felt your heart rate quicken.

“Did the Bakugou Katsuki just laugh?” You questioned, looking down at your intertwined hands.

“Oh shut up.” He looked away, a smirk on his lips.

“I’m going to turn into a popsicle out here, it’s freezing.” You joked. Bakugou pulled your hand closer toward him, removing his hand and slinging it over your shoulder.

“This Friday, we’re going on a date.” Bakugou stated. Your eyes widened.

“Are you asking me out?” You questioned, looking at him.

“Yes, dumbass.” He replied. He stopped walking and looked at you.

“And for the record, I think you did really fucking good this semester.” He complimented. It was rare. You weren’t sure if he was playing some cruel joke or not. But it seemed genuine.

“Thanks. You did really good this semester too.” You smiled.

“Tch. I know.” He grinned.

“I’ve always wanted to spar with you.” You placed your hand in his free one. He raised a brow at you.

“Oh I will take you down-”

“I thought you were taking me out.”

“Shut up.”

“Make me.”

Bakugou’s eyes widened at your words. 

“Getting bold are we?” 

“Just kiss me already.”

Bakugou didn’t waste any time. He pressed his lips to yours and you melted. It was rough but sweet. His lips fit against yours perfectly, and it was like heaven. 

He pulled away and smirked.

“I think I could let you spar me if you kiss me again.”

“Deal.”

You initiated the kiss with Bakugou this time. You wrapped your arms around his shoulders, his hands planted at your hips. A low growl came from Bakugou as you gently bit his bottom lip.

“That’s cheating.” He pulled away, his forehead pressed against yours.

“I think you owe me a date, a tutor session, and a spar now.” 

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masterlist

#my hero academia #boku no hero academia #bakugou #bakugo #katsuki #bakugou katsuki #bakugo katsuki #katsuki bakugou #katsuki bakugo #bakugou imagine #bakugou x reader #bakugou scenario #bakugou fluff #bakugou fic #bakugo imagine #bakugo x reader #bakugo scenario #bakugo fluff #bakugo fic #bakugou oneshot #bakugou one shot #bakugo oneshot #bakugo one shot #katsuki bakugou imagine #katsuki bakugou x reader #katsuki bakugou scenario #katsuki bakugou fluff #katsuki bakugou oneshot #katsuki bakugo imagine #katsuki bakugo x reader

[sukirichi]

— 💌 ; a love letter from @kyriaan

long post below regarding broken records. cw includes adultery, physical assault, toxic relationships, broken records spoilers, and mature content

[ from the ask ] BROKEN RECORDS ; track 005

Okay! I finally had time to actually sit down and properly read chap 5 cause ill be damned and burned if i dont pay special attention to one of my favorite series here! Rather drown or be sting by bees slowly 😒

🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙃 I for the first time don't even know where to start so allow me to be all over the place cause my emotions are also all over the place with this chapter ✌️

Ill start by y/n's dad caN GO FUCK HIMSELF? Like okay sir you might have fallen in love with our mom (ill give him the benefit of the doubt regarding his feelings) BUT SIR YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HONEST? FROM THE BEGINNING? ALSO BRUH YOU KIDDING ME??? SIR YOU LEGIT ABANDONED YOUR OTHER DAUGHTER AND THEN YOU PROCESS TO 'LEAVE US' I- YOOOOO I WOULD BITCH SLAP HIM I SWEAR!!

Also ALSO ILL SCREAM FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK NO KID HAS EVER TO BE BLAMED FOR BEING BORN!! Y/n mom's line: 'we have to atone for our sins' its legit BULLSHIT it wad NOT y/n fault her DAD COULDNT KEEP HIS DICK INSIDE HIS PANTS NOR ITS Y/N FAULT THAT HER DAD CHEATED!!! ATONE FOR OUR SINS MY ASS!! the father is the one that has to take responsibility for all this shitty situation we do NOT nor any kid out there in this situation has to be taken accountable by this!!

And now Suna 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 bruh im just gonna cry... Everything he does just makes me heart swell i feel so cozy when i read his parts like how sweet and present he is I- bruh I never had that... Actually seeing y/n breaking up with him when shes clearly falling in love with him just breaks me cause Girl for real Suna would be there for you... I get it shes afraid and shes acting on that fear but girl... Pls he truly loves you deeply not everyone is like your dad. There are happy endings. There are good people Sunas one of them pls 🥺🥺🥺 also MY LOVE TSUMU BEING A SUPPORTIVE FRIEND EVEN THO SUNA GOT THE GIRL BRUH TSUMU I FUCKING LOVE YOU MY CHILDISH YET ADORABLY SMUG BOY 😭😭😭😭😭

Nagisas a bitch btw ✌️ so far i see no redemption not excuse in what she did so far. I get her reasons but that does NOT excuse her behavior. She has to lash out at her cunt of a dad not at a innocent woman who was also a victim all along. Nor even her half sister. I get her mentality behind this but doesnt excuse her behavior at all- its basically the same as being a victim from a bully and playing bully after aswell.

Overall YOU MADE ME CRY AGAIN SUKI! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS BUT ALSO UGH MY HEART SUKI!

[ from suki ] 

BROKEN RECORDS IS UR FAVE SERIES??? babe pls you’re gonna me cry !! nah nah fr his dishonesty caused all this mess. YEAHA SAKLAA tbh I love mama lucy but her words of ‘atoning for their sins’ or her mindset of ‘we don’t deserve to be happy when we’ve hurt others’ really messed up YN. she was only 21 and vulnerable with all the shambles happening in her family + the sudden assault from nagisa, that when her mother said those words, she struggled to let go of it. to her, it became like a final verdict that dictated how she lived her life.

SUNA URGHHH PLEASE GIVE SUNA A CHANCE HE HAS PURE AND GOOD INTENTIONS BUT I CANT BLAME HER EITHER AHSJAKA. and the comparison of nagisa being a bully’s victim only to become the next bully is true. nagisa should lash out at their shitty excuse of a father. ALSO AAAAHH THE NEXT CHAPTER (007) IS WORSE AHSJKAAL

[ from the ask ] BROKEN RECORDS ; track 005

I know shins attractive I mean mans perfect?? Does he even have any flaw?? And the way he cried when he got his jersey MYGOD FHDHFHFJSKS but I still look at him and im like.... Hmmmm nah i wouldnt date him its just not my... Do i dare say type? Cause i dont think i have a type ghfhfisofbd but like I just 🧍‍♀️

I love him i just dont love him i guess

The makeout scene tho ill give you that 🥵🥵🥵 made me bark (i would still walk out next day like was a good fuck kita byeeee🚉🏃‍♀️💨)

... More drama regarding mari... And you said this will have like 10 chapters... And from 8 on will be angsty.... 🙂 *traumatized noises*

[ from suki ] 

YUUHHH KITA IS PERFECT HERE AHSJKAA IDK MAYBE ITS MY SIMPING FOR NAOYA CONVERTED TO KITA ALREADY BEING PERFECT AS HE ALREADY IS AND I AMPED IT UP BCOS THE SIMP MODE IS ACTIVATED AHSKAA. the make out scene !! pls sir i’m on my knees spare some love in ur heart AAAAAAHHHHHH. also. i assure you. businessman! kita got game. he’s gonna make you walk funny if you give him the chance HSJKA

yeah i just finished writing the outline for track7 right now and the drama is HSJKAA it gave me a headache sobs 

[ from the ask ] BROKEN RECORDS ; track 006

I want to give you my usual thoughts on the new chapter and at the same ahm...

I just saw myself on Suna... Deeply....and it kinda slapped me harder than i was expecting...there were too many things from him giving himself to mari/treating her like he wants to be treated... To deleting his best friend from social media thanks to his girlfriend... And it really hurt me ahah..

I would vent but.. Yeah

But yes this chapter i saw myself in suna and i had to take quite the long breaks cause it was getting to me 😅😅😅 also if anything i learned from my experiences is that MARI SCREAMS RED FLAGS and even Osamu can see that pls

I would honestly end Mari there, i wouldnt even bother to just retort i would walk my way into to the damn apartment and fucking take Suna for myself cause Mari does not deserve him. Shes manipulative, and in a way abusive.. Not allowing him to keep contact with his best friend his a total redflag and o know its because Suna had feelings for y/n and vice versa but Suna never gave het a reason to distrust him.

The moment he said he was best friends with y/n and was single she immediately clinged himself to him and for what? To then dump him like he was trash...

He gave himself to her, he proved he was there for her he even took her back this boy deserves the fucking world and its not Mari...

I kinda want to say it's not y/n at this point either cause the way she broke his heart was kinda the same Mari did.. Y/n disregarded his feelings and just broke it up.. Mari disregarded his feelings abd broke it up... But y/n stated from the very beginning that she would eventually break up Mari just shrugged and didn't care so i can in a way forgive y/n i cant forgive mari

Besides y/n was supportive from the beginning while Mari was obsessive and controlling.

Another really insanely well written chapter as usual (albeit this one making me ball my eyes off harder because yeah) but yes~ eagerly waiting for the next one~

Take your time tho 😌🙌

Mari can go fuck off 💗💓💞💕❣️❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍💯💝💖💋💅

Suna x y/n pls

Y/n deserves to have a healthy love life with someone she loves (hence why npt Kita) and loves her back

And Suna deserve the fucking world and be treated right

[ from suki ] 

NAHHHH cuz when you said suna was treating mari the way he wanted YN to treat her... that’s right. on point. they’re all so complicated sobs. MARI IS A WALKING RED FLAG THAT OSAMU CAN SMELL FROM A MILE AWAY. ALSO yes mari is manipulative and borderline possessive when it came to suna. like yeah, let’s be real, she could tell a long time ago that suna was in love with YN and it made her insecure / jealous, but the whole time, YN kept her distance. she was supportive over their relationship from afar as to make mari comfortable. suna also did everything he could to make sure she was well cared for. for three years, he was focused on her and only her. he gave love a second chance despite being brokenhearted. suna never mari a chance to doubt because he, too, was sure he could be happy with her.

until mari left him.

and now suna is back with YN because they will always have each other. but honestly,,,if we think about it, if mari never broke up with suna or at least gave him the chance to explain himself - if mari didn’t do the exact thing YN did to suna years ago - he honestly would’ve been really happy with mari. they were going well. like yeah mari has always been toxic by pushing suna’s boundaries and asking him to unfollow his own best friend on social media, but he did it anyway. because he trusted their relationship. he wanted the best for them. 

also yeah, the parallels between mari and YN were intentional !! 

HEHEHEHE THE KITA X YN SHIP everyone loves them im so happy about that bcos kita is so amazing in my eyes. PREACH FOR THAT THO !! SUNA DESERVES THE BEST. SUNA DESERVES TO BE TREATED RIGHT. HE DESERVES THE WORLD AND SO MUCH MORE

thank you for taking the time to send me this, kya, it means a lot to me and it motivates me to work harder on the future chapters !! <33

#asks with naoya's trophy wife #besties #series ( broken records ) #tw: physical assault #tw: toxic #tw: toxic relationships #tw: adultery

[sweeethinny]

Where’s Harry and Ginny?

Inspired by this wonderful fanart of the amazing @blvnk-art 

AO3

WARNING SMUT

They weren't having much time, Harry was working hard on Auror's training and Ginny was training even more, they came home very tired and barely had the strength to leave.

Harry was still living with George and Ron, which gave him even less time with Ginny - taking his friends' sister to fuck against the bedroom door while she shouted his name was not very interesting. And Molly really didn't like the idea of ​​him being locked in a room with his youngest daughter, so they liked it when there was a time like that, when the family was very distracted and his perfect girlfriend pulled him into a empety room

''I missed you'' She moaned in the middle of the kiss, jumping from the bathroom sink and pulling him between her legs

"Me too" He could barely think of anything but Ginny naked. Her plaid blouse started to become an obstacle, depriving him of seeing those absurdly beautiful breasts that made him dream at night like a teenager in puberty. Ginny ripped the shirt off his pants, ripping the buttons furiously and scraping the nail on his  skin. ''Always so impatient'' He kissed and sucked her neck, lightly marking her fair skin before opening her blouse

''My fingers can't take it anymore to pretend it's you'' Harry let out something like a snarl, squeezing his fingers on the woman's ass and pulling her forward, making her brush his erection

''Every day there is more reason for us to live together'' He unbuttoned her tight jeans, groaning when he finally saw her free and naked legs, those red panties being a piece of paradise for him.

''You look so pretty in red''

''I know you like it, that's why I wore it today '' Ginny took off his belt and also found it on the zipper of Harry pants, releasing him from the grip too

"Did you already plan to take me to fuck in the bathroom?" He bit her skin, taking off her plaid shirt and squeezing her breasts over her bra, feeling ready to come in pants

'' Actually, I thought we were going to your house, but you're so impatient '' She mimicked his accusatory tone, but soon groaned when felt his fingers digging into her panties, massaging her sensitive clitoris and needing attention. Harry’s attention

'' Two weeks is a long time, I can't take it anymore '' Ginny pressed her nails against his shoulder blades, causing a groan of pain and satisfaction. '' You are so wet, Merlin ''

"Harry ..." She gasped, throwing her head back and moaning loudly, thanking for sitting at the sink, otherwise she would have fallen right there

'' Mm?“ He worked his fingers well on it, feeling slippery and warm, so inviting that it was almost a crime not to have time to feel it more often.

''Fuck me soon'' Her brown eyes seemed to catch fire, her pupils large and bright, making her look like a predator seeing her prey. Harry was not intimidated, thrusting two fingers and moaning when she squeezed them inside "Aaaahh"

'' I wanted to take you to the house .. No, I want to have our home, because I won't have to worry about silencing spells '' he murmured against her neck, using his free hand to unbutton her bra -yes, he's already could do this with one hand. '' You are so loud ''

Ginny wanted to be able to say how sexy it was to hear him say about their house, but she was sunk in a lust that only went up, every time her boyfriend's fingers dipped in more and more, hitting the G spot and making her scream and see stars , feeling even a little sore with desire.

'' Fuck '' Ginny moaned louder, her boyfriend's hot lips sucking on her breast, scraping his teeth as fondly as she liked, before putting pressure on lips. She had the strength to get one hand into Harry's underwear, listening to him moan when she started to stroke his cock over the fabric. How she missed that. '' We have to be quick ... Ahhhh ... fuck me, Harry. Please''

The man felt the balls tighten, then he pulled his hand away from his girlfriend's delicious pussy and looked at her, a mess of hair, sweat and flushed skin.

'' You look so beautiful begging '' He kissed her in love, taking off his underwear and letting huddle on his ankles with the pants, Ginny's warm hand masturbated him a little, making him lose consciousness when her thumb passed over the head of the dick. She bit his bottom lip, pulling him close again.

Generally, Harry was a calm and affectionate guy, he liked to play with his girlfriend, to turn her head and stay in that state where she begged and whimpered, but it had been two weeks since he had seen her, and he felt so close to cum that it was shameful.

When he finally slid inside her, they both moaned into each other's mouths, Ginny's nails sunk into the skin of his firm, broad shoulders, Harry's hands getting lost between squeezing her ass and her breasts.

''Ginnnnn ... aaaaaaah '' She did what made him yearn for desire, contracting against him and forcing him to go faster and faster, the noise of lunch in the garden falling behind when the typical sound of bodies hitting was higher.

Harry slid easily, sweat running down his back and chest, the redhead in front of his looking like a divine work, her breasts jumping with every movement and her freckles getting lost in the red that descended from her cheeks, making her look even more beautiful.

''I can't take much '' He admitted with embarrassment, holding her hair so they could look at each other, the other hand disappearing at their meeting place

"Neither do I." She kissed him, sucking on his tongue and pushing herself along with his movements, squeezing him even further inside, almost making it painful. '' AHHHHH '' Ginny threw her head back, her ankles pushing her boyfriend's ass to bury himself even further ''Don't you dare stop''

Not even if he was a suicidal nut.

It didn't take long for Harry to feel her contracting, biting her lips and looking at him deep in the eyes, holding the hair that fell on his forehead as if to prove that he was there, that it wasn't a dream. For her defense, Harry felt the same

''Come for me Ginny '' He asked feeling the breath in his lungs, his finger that circled her clitoris getting faster as he knew she liked it, trying to keep an eye open when he felt her come, also freeing himself, getting with wobbly legs 

''Harry ... aaaah, I missed you '' The redhead laid her head on the curve of his neck, kissing the skin and still moaning, feeling too sensitive to be able to look at him without coming again.

''Me too'' He said hugging her, sticking one last time while his balls relaxed, seeming to thank him for not being his fist this time ''I was serious about living together'' 

He was the one who spoke first, after what seemed like hours and hours in silence, hearts still beating loudly in they chest and  body trembling

 ''Oh Harry, don't make me horny again, I think I'm capable of passing out'' He looked worriedly at the redhead who had her eyes closed on her shoulder, her hair clinging to her forehead and the redness still present

"Did I hurt you?" She looked at him, smiling weakly and looking tired

'Oh, no babe, you never really hurt me .. But about living together .. ''

'' If you don't want it all right yet, but-''

'' Harry, why do I feel like you've seen somewhere? '' The boyfriend blushed, so handsome he didn't even look the same as he was fucking her a few minutes ago

''A guy from the Ministry talked about an apartment '' He coughed awkwardly '' I just looked around, you know? '' Ginny felt her heart sink with joy, and maybe she was able to get wet again. Wrapping her arms around his neck, she kissed him

"Ah Harry, I love you so much" He laughed against his mouth "And I want to live with you"

---------

'' Have you seen Ginny and Harry?'' Ron asked, looking around and not seeing either of them around.

''They seemed to be fighting when I saw them'' Angelina shrugged, her head lying on George's shoulder

''Ah, I'm sure they are fighting'' He commented laughing pervertedly '’I saw the way Harry was stressed out in the last few weeks''

"I hope it's okay," Molly said, oblivious to the son who held a laugh

''Ginny must have fixed the situation'' Arthur said nonchalantly ''She always does'' George burst out laughing.

"Yes, Dad, Ginny always does"

#hinny #hinnyheadcanon #hinnysmut #my fic #harry x ginny #ginny weasley #hp #hp fanfic #hp couples #Harry Potter #smut #hp fanart

[chidoroki]

Tokyo Revengers S2EP6

aka: season’s beatings!!!

Oh Hakkai lookin’ kinda nice in the Black Dragon uniform though.

Inui and Koko take control over the gang while Taiju is away at church huh? That could either be really good or really bad for our plan.

Yuzuha just chilling at home.. and getting a suspicious text? Should I be worried?

Ahh dunno what promise they’re talking about but I love how the umbrella hid Koko’s eyes in that scene.

Look at my boy Chifuyu walking all serious and confident.

Good lord, he was so violent back in the day, and to his own Toman men! Who hurt you sweetie?

Aaaahh Baji!! I wasn’t prepared to see him during this flashback!! God he looks amazing.

Aw dude come on, I know Chifuyu was being rough but do ya gotta beat some sense into him like that? Gives me Valhalla vibes all over again.

My boy looked up to his captain so much it hurts aahh.

For a dude who respected no one but Baji to now seeing him put that trust into Takemichi is something else man. I’m proud.

Even giving him Baji’s sash.. what a wonderful moment between the two of them.

That is kinda crazy: a big fight coming up and the only people we can trust in Toman are the two new captains we have great dislike for.

Time to put your talk-no-jutsu skills to the test Takemichi.

Ah shit, if Taiju is walking in now does that mean the three outside were completely knocked out already?

OH! Kisaki and Hanma just decided to beat up and tie Chifuyu up!! You damn bastards! Knew you two were up to something! Still dunno what they could gain from this, but fuck! At least it looks like Chifuyu managed to get a couple hits on Hanma.

“Oh, well. I guess the Hanmas team is through.” I hate how I’m still fond of you after you just betrayed my boy like that.

They really just did all that for fun.. well damn.

Hakkai I know you got a hell of a lot of anger inside you, but there’s no way you thought simply charging at Taiju with a knife was gonna do the trick right?

At least Takemichi figured out Kisaki and Hanma betrayed him.. and yeah Taiju isn’t dead at the moment, but I don’t think Hakkai getting strangled is the perfect way to think the mission is complete.

Oh Takemichi this man is gonna knock your lights out for sure.

What do you mean this is only 50% of his power?? And Taiju claims that he punched him with 30% when they first met? Oh our crybaby hero is gonna die.

Um Yuzuha??? What!? No fucking way, she’s the one who stabs Taiju?? Holy shit girl! Right in the back too.

Wait, hold up, pause, stop. This man, who was just fucking stabbed, has enough strength to pick up an entire damn church bench with one hand, lift the whole thing over his shoulder and throw it?? Hello???

I.. huh? She heard about this whole plan from Kisaki? So I did have reason to worry! But why? What’s happening I’m so lost at whatever this dude is planning. Unless he just did that for shits and giggles. Probably the reason to just add more drama and chaos.

Was it really Yuzuha who killed Taiju in the original timeline? Isn’t that different from what Kazutora said? I don’t remember weeks ago.

Oh okay, hello Taiju’s back with more tattoos. Hot damn.

So the wound is shallow because he had enough time to dodge due to Takemichi’s shout beforehand? Sure. Whatever makes sense I guess.

Many kudos for Yuzuha for standing up to this monster but I am so scared for her.

Can you not punch her across the damn church?? But goddamn am I impressed she’s at least still conscious after that hit!

“Dear Lord, why does God always put me through such ordeals?” Sir do pray tell how your life is so bad?

“Why must I kill my own beloved little sister?” You better fucking not man! I don’t care if you even have tears streaming down your face!

#tokyo revengers #episode reaction

[theje0ngs]

I hate youuuu aaaahh >< that was soo sadd it made me cry and ughh god why do I fucking read angst huhu what she said to Jaehyun after the divorce and Jaehyun's line where he will never be home hit a spot, oh btw I'm kinda new in your blog but I'm hate loving you it's soo sad huhu I thought they would get together again after reading the teaser well it was just it was not like that, I'm sad that y/n no longer feels any hope huhu tbh cheating is a big thing yes but just whyyy I just feel like if they strongly love each other they can withstand the storm ok sorry I'm rambling I'm soo sad I'm sorry just😭😭😭😭😭

well ;;;; i’m sorry ,,,, will this make it up to you? 🥲

#personal #anon

[thalassomania]

Do Dainsleif homie

hell fuckin YES i love that guy

SPOILERS FOR "WE WILL BE REUNITED" BELOW

favorite thing about them: DAIN'S JAPANESE VOICE IS SOOOO FUCKING GOOD. i have some clips from his quest playing as i type this and aAAAHh. Wow. i mean, there are so many lovely voices in this world, but dainsleif's is like... the feeling of swallowing hot tea and the smell of leather. FUCK.

least favorite thing about them: there's nothing about him i outright dislike, but i wish he hadn't been involved in We Will Be Reunited because it was a shitty quest with rancid storytelling and he deserves better than to have his secrets dumped like that.

favorite line: well everything he says is like liquid gold, but if you want something specific... "There are no coincidences in the world. Everything is the fruit of seeds planted long ago." that's a nice line. kinda gives us a hint about how vast his view of the world is, if he's considering the paths that decisions take and how they lead to the present.

brOTP: honestly i haven't thought much about it, but... i would like to imagine he'd be friends with paimon, even though the two of them are so wildly different. paimon is sweet, and i think that sweetness would get through to dain eventually

OTP: hmm. i don't have a specific one, but he would look pretty good next to kaeya >u>

nOTP: again, haven't thought about this much, but shipping him with the sibling you're not playing as feels... skeevy at best

random headcanon: he has incredible fine motor skills and is ambidextrous. sure, he can fight hard, but he's also capable of using his hands for much more delicate tasks when need be

unpopular opinion: HE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN WE WILL BE REUNITED. actually we will be reunited shouldn't have existed. literally just dumped like 10 major plot twists within the span of 15 minutes when those should have been spaced out MUCH further... when they're so close together the impact (haha) is lost... it has already blurred into an unrecognizable exposition dump in my brain...

song i associate with them: after some deliberation, i'm going with the title screen theme from the end is nigh, which is a remix of gnossienne no.1 <3

favorite picture of them: well, nothing's coming to mind cuz there isn't much official art of him, and i didn't take nearly enough screenshots of him when i was playing... but i did take a couple i liked, so here's one:

you claim there's nothing special about gods, but there sure as hell is something special about you, bough keeper ;)

thanks for the ask!

#genshin impact #dainsleif #txt #russell talks #ask #maidencryptid #character meme #genshin impact spoilers #caps