#chit chat

[reigningmax]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZIJnq885R/

The who's afraid of little old me edits got me crying too but this one 😭😭😭

Link

I already had this liked and saved, it ruined my whole day!!!!! Wrecked my heart lmao.

#asks #anonymous #chit chat

[ijustreallylovethem]

Thirsting

i’m boutta go stare at the bull pic

THE FOAM PARTY PIC

#chit chat

[androxys]

Hear me as I invoke you, Muses of the deathless songs without a start or an end. Sing of a new epic tale— deathless gods and vicious pride, and of Wonder Woman’s quest.

Tell me once more, graceful Muse, how the princess Diana went to the House of Hades when she was cursed by the gods to lift up the stone woman Galatea back to life.

I've officially started working on this Wonder Woman fic. It begins, as all such tales do, with an invocation to the muses.

#chit chat #dc comics #my writing #diana of themyscira #writeblogging

[lesbiancapybara]

#chit chat #mine #elsinore #russian doll #the good place #majora’s mask #pmmm

[positivelyenby]

#nonbinary #lgbt #transgender #trans #polls #gender identity #positivity #chit chat #im just curious

[plushieebear]

i think mp100 final arc is the subversion of that one trope where the main character is corrupted and his friends and loved ones have to fight him in order to wake up the "real" him

bc mob's ???% isnt actually his corrupted version its just a part of himself that is concealed from everyone. and instead of everyone having to fight him, theyre actually reaching out so that they could save him from breaking down

all the characters involved in this arc have grown and changed thanks to mob's kindness. now it's their time to return the favor.

#crossposted from twt #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #chit chat

[itstimeforstarwars]

1) Coruscant is built with buildings upon buildings upon buildings, so high that a lot of people have never seen sunlight in their life

2) there is absolutely no way that Coruscant’s building codes would allow that shit to be anything less than fireproof, especially the further down you go.

3) as seen by the lack of safety railings in high places, and the lack of covers on vats of acid or smelting equipment, and the fact that they freely brought space godzilla into the heart of fucking Coruscant...citizen and worker safety is generally not a big concern in the gffa

Conclusion: there is soooo much space asbestos in Coruscanti buildings, especially in the lower levels. Space mesothelioma must be a fucking epidemic among Coruscanti construction workers.

#chit chat #sorry just thinking about workers rights in star wars again #this post brought to you by #star wars being invented in the 70s

[plethodontidae]

why is markiplier just constantly degrading everyone in chat during his livestreams

#chit chat #hes so fucking funny please #markiplier

[mrsrileywrites]

Okay but I can totally picture "Papa Simon Riley" doing that thing when man stand behind you and lift your pregnant belly so you can rest from the weight for a little while and he definitely would suck on your milk clogged tits, not because he's a kinky bastard no, but because you need it and he would do anything to keep his sweet wife happy. 

#simon ghost riley #cod mw2 #ghost cod #simon riley #simon riley x reader #simon ghost x reader #simon riley x me #chit chat #i need this man #mrsrileywrites

[sigmoon]

Hello! Do you have any Jouno hcs? I know you once mentioned him in one post that got deleted

Anyways, how are you doing? I hope your day is going well! ^_^

Jouno Headcanons // sfw + nsfw

cw: dark content; dubcon/noncon, cnc, emotional manipulation, blackmail, prostitution, Jouno being a red flag. // mostly gen. neutral, except for one or two hcs.

author’s note: hi, nonnie! I’m doing okay, some things are stressful, others are going well, so it’s an up and down currently. But I’m happy that I managed to finish a request and answered some asks that have been piling up :) I hope you’re having a nice day.

SFW

Jouno is that person who gets super pissed when there’s a crying baby in public, like on a train, and it just won’t stop wailing. He has to pull himself together to not give the baby that creepy glare of his, though he's probably the reason the baby started crying in the first place. He doesn't have a kind face.

You never know whether he likes or hates you. Whether you and him are coworkers or acquaintances, he’s either really polite and it’s hard to tell if he’s being genuinely nice or not, or he makes a lot of mean, sarcastic comments and you’d have no clue if that’s just his sense of humor and friendly teasing, or if he can’t stand you.

I have a feeling that animals don’t like him. For example, cats and dogs can be wary of people when they’re no good, and although Jouno might be able to deceive other people, it’s not uncommon that their pets seem uneasy and skeptical around him, not wanting to be touched or picked up by him.

I don’t think he would be particularly mean in a romantic relationship with someone he truly loves, and neither would he act like you're the biggest nuisance in the world. That treatment is reserved for people who have no value to him; if he loves you, he will not be sappy and over-the-top affectionate with you, especially not in public, but rather talk shit about people he doesn't like with you. If he asks you to brainstorm some insults with him, he’s head over heels in love with you.

Speaking of affection, he’s usually not the one who seeks it, but he never fails to be surprised when he notices how good it feels to be hugged, have his hair played with or his skin gently caressed by you. Due to his heightened senses, he tends to get overstimulated quickly, so you shouldn’t take it personally when he denies you physical contact. But overall, he likes how it feels and it’s not too rare that he’s the one to kiss you or hug you when you don’t expect it.

His alcohol tolerance is either ridiculously high or very low. He can either drink all night and not be hungover the next morning, or he’s already tipsy after one glass of wine.

I’m so sorry, but he’s the type of neighbor who takes a broom and knocks it against the ceiling when the neighbor in the apartment above him plays loud music after ten pm. It’s so embarrassing to witness, but he stands by it. His ears are sensitive and he hates it when people blast loud music. 

Jouno has a very complex and sophisticated skincare routine. See Patrick Bateman’s morning routine from American Psycho. That’s Jouno. 

Can’t fall asleep while cuddling. He’ll gladly cuddle with you in bed, but when he wants to sleep, he will curl up into an oddly specific position, a pillow between his thighs, one in his arms, and if the duvet isn’t neatly tucked around him in the way he wants it, he’ll get all grumpy and pouty, adjusting the bedding and blankets until he can fall asleep in peace.

Generally speaking, I think he experiences occasional sensory issues, dislikes specific textures and fabrics and finds certain noises relaxing and others drive him insane to the point where you could call it misophonia.

Talks in his sleep (and denies it).

Jouno is best friends with an elderly lady who lives in his apartment building. She’s always gushing over how handsome and well-mannered he is, but is shocked when he reveals to her that no, he does not have a wife and kids yet. He helps her up and down the stairs and she always brings him food when she makes too much for her to eat alone. Jouno can’t say no when it comes to her, he’s only really soft with her and his s/o if he has one.

NSFW

Jouno’s browsing history is concerning. If anyone, regardless of who that might be, discovers it, that person is as good as dead. He can’t have anyone know about the things he jerks off to, and having a liking for sadism is still the least fucked up thing about him.

He visits brothels from time to time or has a call girl come over and take care of his needs. It’s the most convenient option for him, and he does not have the time or any interest in pursuing a serious long-term relationship, due to his job. He seems kind of emotionally unavailable too, and even if he tried to date to find a long-term partner, I doubt that many potential partners would want to be in a relationship with him for too long. He’s a difficult person, and his sexual preferences tend to be pretty extreme, so he lacks compatibility with many people he would be interested in. Therefore, paying someone to sleep with him seems to be the best option for him. No attachment, no responsibilities, he has a high wage and can afford it, and it’s more likely that someone will let themselves be treated as harshly as he will treat them when they get paid for it.

Praise kink combined with degradation. Being praised while he ruins someone in bed is what turns him on the most. He lives for humiliation, too.

Not a nice headcanon, but I think Jouno regularly oversteps his partner’s boundaries. Firstly, to check if they will resist or not, wanting to know whether they might’ve changed their mind, and secondly, because he gets off on it. Violating their rules and going on with very dubious consent or no consent at all is a fantasy that excites him, though he will likely stop if his partner explicitly tells him to, or strongly resists. But he will be a dick about it, lowkey guilt-tripping them. However, he prefers CNC over non-con, mostly because of legal reasons. 

He would never, ever admit it, but being dominated by his partner is his deepest, darkest sexual secret. He’s so ashamed of it, but if you somehow managed to overpower him and took charge in the bedroom, after some resistance, Jouno would be a whiny, moaning mess underneath you. 

He takes lots of nudes of you, but not for himself. He has no use for visuals of your naked body, but they serve as potential blackmail so well. Tell someone he came in less than five minutes from you riding and simultaneously choking him, having him cry out your name like a needy whore, and he will leak your nudes. And in case you and him are going through a nasty breakup, Jouno will make sure you think twice about leaving him.

#jouno headcanons #bsd jouno #jouno saigiku #jouno smut #chit chat #anons<3 #bungou stray dogs jouno #jouno x reader #bungou stray dogs #bsd #🐾 #fics📖 #bsd smut #bsd headcanons #bsd imagines #dark content

[androxys]

Has everyone seen this Nightwing and Red Robin short? Please everyone watch this Nightwing and Red Robin short. Tim's little grin. Dick's scorecard and Tim's pout. Dick tugging Tim's cape. This is everything.

#dc comics #tim drake #dick grayson #batman unlimited #chit chat

[lesbiancapybara]

woag. are youguys seeing this

#chit chat #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #kabru #kabru of utaya

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

I giggled at this thought so have it as well

Sagau + legacy who tends to hijack Childe at his whims = playable abyss moth :D

oh goodness i was not in a good mood but this made me feel much better thank you

it's a glitch, it has to be a glitch, there's no other explanation for it! you've scoured the internet, watched countless videos, even uninstalled and reinstalled the game multiple times- but nothing could explain why, out of all characters, Foul Legacy had spontaneously become playable and was currently sitting in your party, exactly where your Childe should be. to his credit, he was INCREDIBLY strong, easily sweeping any bosses and enemies you met along the way, but the fact remains that he's not a playable character in the first place! you're worried that your game is being hacked in some way, but when nothing else happens for a few days, well... you can't deny that it was kind of fun to have a character no one else had, and you've always been fond of Childe's Foul Legacy form- you refuse to admit to spending at least half an hour just watching him on screen gushing about how cute he was (he even has his own idle animations!!)

on his end, in the digital world of Teyvat, Foul Legacy is absolutely thrilled that you haven't reacted too badly to his presence- he feared you would hate him for occasionally using Childe's place for himself- he always gives it back afterwards, he promises! Legacy works hard to destroy any enemies in your path, silently trilling in happiness whenever you compliment him. since he's not much in the way of words, he curls up into a comfy Abyss moth ball if you ever put him in your teapot instead of simply standing there, perking up and fluttering his wings when you approach him. and as he promised, he ALWAYS gives Childe back his body at the end of the day- the Harbinger's a little confused and disoriented, but you always greet him enthusiastically when you log in the next day, so he's not really complaining

#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #foul legacy #foul legacy childe #genshin tartagalia #genshin childe #genshin tartaglia #sagau #genshin sagau #by the way when Foul Legacy is playable he disappears from the Golden House and just leaves the treasure #so if you're tired and don't want to fight that's a great time to claim weekly materials!! #they both hope that one day they will get to hear your voice in person instead of just in their heads #Foul Legacy encourages you to ask for a headpat feature in surveys #he wants to be pet #also as for what i was angry about i had to go to hard pity for something in a different gacha game and i was livid #still sort of am but hnghghfg it's fine this is fine #short scenario #other's stuff #chit chat #darling mutuals #good evening

[reigningmax]

Girll his bicep in that one pic 👀🤤

#asks #chit chat #Anonymous #this one popped up today and it's a perf response to your message so