#a haiku on Haikyuu lol

[llvivid-realitiesll]

輝く目 未来をはっきり 見てしまう。

#weekly haiku challenge #01 #Kita's eyes #Haikyuu!! #週間の習慣 #ハイキュー #俳句 #ハイキューのはいく #ｗｗｗ #a haiku on Haikyuu lol

[loeyslover]

I LOVED your Kpop writing but I love this Haiku content so much I neeeeeed to see more !

thank you! 🤧i miss writing for kpop but i have a ton of haikyuu drafts so i’m trying to rid them lol

[dabneyyy]

Sorry Akaashi doesn’t have blue eyes :]]]

#fanart #illustration #haikyuu!! #bokuaka #akaashi keiji #bokuto #bokuto koutarou #haikyuu setters #daily haiku #haikyuu akaashi #haikyuu bokuaka #haikyuu bokuto #procreate #fukurōdani academy #my artwork #my art lol

[chichayy]

Oikawa: I should get in the shower.

*2 hours later, Iwaizumi starts shower*

Oikawa: Oh my goodness! I was just about to get in there! MOVEEEEE!

#iwaizumi hajime #haikyuu #anime #lol #hq #hq anime #haikyuu iwaoi #iwaoi x reader #iwaoi fluff #iwaoi smut #haikyū!! #haikyuu!! #haiku #daily haiku #oikawa tōru

[taishirosmantitties]

Not This Time.

Kageyama x reader

A little angst, pop switches sometimes cause I made this within fifteen minutes of thinking about it- Annnnnnnddddddddd Yeah, enjoy.

It’s almost inevitable, you are never going to jump as high as Hinata. You’re never going to hit the ball over the net half as hard as Asahi. You’ll never reach the ball right before it’s aimed at the ground like Nishinoya. You’re never going to set at all, no one has taken the time to teach you. But this time, in this game against Aoba Josai... You knew by the time you arrived to play that this game would be different. In a good way? You’d finally be off the bench. But of course that was only because Hinata got sick for the first half of the game. That’s fine, he’s allowed to feel nervous. But you? No, the bad part was that you had to take his decoy position. 

Daichi of course, being the captain as he is, he tries his best with what little time he has between classes and such. Sugawara himself told you that hey, it’s gonna be alright. It isn’t, because today Kageyama is not going to hold back from you. You don’t even know how to play as a decoy. 

“Alright, line up. Y/N.”

“Yes?”

“Don’t mess this up.”

Kind words from a harsh man. Nishinoya stands beside you, sending reassuring glances with sweat already collecting on his forehead. As much as he partnered with the Ace of the team, he wanted you and everyone else to rely on him too. It spreads some sort of hope when the team trusts each other and delivers. But today... Nishinoya stopped his advances when Daichi shook his head. It wasn’t his idea to put Y/N in as the decoy, but with them being the same speed at least, they’ll make a difference. At last you get to play though, right? At least you get to trip some people, although you aren’t believable.

“Y/N. I’m serious.”

Kageyama closes in to the end line, everyone else taking their positions. You want to take your position, his hand on your shoulder doesn’t let you. Unfortunately, this man has an effect on you. In reality, he isn’t going to go easy on you, but you already knew that.

“If we lose today... I want you to know that I don’t think it’s worth the trouble of-”

“Just give me a chance, what is so wrong with playing with me? It’s your fault if I don’t hit your sets, and it’s your fault alone that you haven’t bothered to practice with me. So suck it up and let’s go.”

“Expect a serve from me.”

“Expect me to miss you fu-”

The whistle. Y/N bends their legs slightly, clasping their clammy hands together in an act of hope, if not courage. They don’t want to lose, they don’t want to fail the team. They don’t want to be benched. But it’s only a matter of time before Hinata comes back, the star player. 

“Thank you!”

“Let’s go! You good Y/N?”

Looking at the shorty now, Nishinoya gave them a sideways glance, a reassuring smile that screamed ‘rely on me’. They will, they will. Of course you’d watched them when they wouldn’t teach you, you knew what to do but you just aren’t fast enough. Aren’t tall enough. Giving him a thumbs up, the ball is in the air. Move, dammit! Move! 

‘Oh god. It’s in the air, stop stop stop I’m not ready! Dammit Hinata come on!’

It was aimed straight at you. With a loud yelp, it’s inertia changes, your face bouncing back and giving almost ten percent whiplash. Some cheers, a couple hollers, your back bounces on the floor twice before coming to a stop. Who the hell hits that hard?

“Y/N! Y/N Are you alright?!”

You sit up anyways, you can’t breathe through your nose- why can’t you breathe through your-

“they’re nose is gushing dude-”

“shut up!”

Of course. It’s bleeding. You raise your hand, and you push them away. You weren’t fragile, you just took a volleyball to the face and your vision isn’t even blurry. Taking Nishinoya’s hand instead of Kageyama’s, you did not miss the nasty look he sent your way. But hey, while all of that was happening, Asahi was keeping the ball in the air. Good for you. Play is still on.

“Set it to m-” Your voice stops, you were ready but... The ball was already hopping off of the setters hands, but it wasn’t sailing towards you. It was supposed to go towards you, everyone was running towards Asahi. Right, but that isn’t how this play was supposed to go, it’s not-

It was wrong. He chose wrong, Daichi knew. His face dropped and he clasped a hand over his mouth. That set, it could cost them the game. Nishinoya fumed, and Sugawara was ready to interfere.

The ball did not make it past the other teams blockers. And Kageyama wasn’t looking at you. He was looking at the other team, feeding their cocky attitudes.

“That ball was supposed to go to me.” 

Finally, you speak. But he doesn’t listen, walking back to his position and readying himself with his nimble arms. You try again, walking towards him.

“Kageya-”

He turns towards you, eyes half lidded with- was it anger or disappointment?

“You couldn’t have hit my set even if you tried.”

Is that really what hurt the most? Or was it that the rest of the game, not once did you touch the ball after you took it to the face...? When hinata finally joined back in, he replaced you. You were benched next to Sugawara, who placed his hand on your sunken shoulder.

“I’m sorry.” Was all he had to say. It didn’t matter if the king of the court was your boyfriend, he would rather play volleyball than spend your birthday with you. Of course it wasn’t for another month, but still...

“I’m going home.”

“W-what? The games not over- it’s just-”

“Did you not see what just happened? I can’t play on a team that doesn’t want to work with me.”

He didn’t say another word, he couldn’t explain how much he wanted her there int he first place. being as second year student, Nishinoya and Daichi both made it their prime goal to make her a specialist. But with Kageyama’s attitude with her exploiting their plans, he had to let her leave. And so, Y/N went straight home and turned their phone off to binge watch some Netflix to feel better about Kageyama not trusting her with the ball. 

“That was a dick move, Kageyama!” Nishinoya stormed towards the king, shoveling him backwards with his little self. Caught off guard, Tobio pushes him back, grinding his teeth in frustration.

“First of all, they wouldn’t have hit it! Not Like Hinata could’ve-” He’s shoved again, this time by his captain. Daichi doesn’t utter a word, a look of disappointment on his face. Kageyama had seen it the first day of practice when him and Hinata had tried to join the club but... It was different.

“S-Second of all I-”

“Stop, dude. they left cause of you, they could’ve resigned in the time it took for you to realize that. Idiot...”

His eyes dart all around to look for you, but Tanaka was right. you were no where to be seen. So he left too, he went home and he called you  precisely twice before appearing on their doorstep to apologize. Knocking on the door in a rhythmic pattern, you heard it with deaf ears. Opening the door ajar, he quietly snuck his foot inbetweent eh door and the wall in case you slammed it shut on him.

“Get out of here.”

“just let me talk, ok?”

reluctantly, you didn’t move a muscle, eyes red and puffy and your bottom lip trembling. He didn’t make much time for you, and this is the first time in months that he’d actually set out to find you himself. IT was nice, the attention was nice. 

“I just... I trust you. I do, I promise. But you wouldn’t have made that play.”

“Seriously? You trust me but you don’t want to let me touch the ball? What, do I have bad luck or something? Jesus, Tobio.”

“No! No. I’m sorry ok?! Obviously that play was to go to you and I made the mistake of not trusting you. You looked os ready for it, I saw the same look on hinata’s face and he missed it to. I was worried, dammit.”

He clamped his eyes shut, fists balled and his shoulders raised. 

“I didn’t want to embarrass you, I know you hate that. And I know that if you would’ve made it... It would’ve gone to your head, you know most things do.”

The truth. It almost stung. You open the door a few more inches, and he lets himself breath.

“Forgive me, Y/N. I’m sorry, can I come in? I wanna make it up to you.”

“I... I’ll think about it. Let’s... Let’s watch a movie. I just want to relax.”

“What ever you want, I got it. Thank you.”

“Shut up. I’m still angry at you.”

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu #hq #kageyama #hinata #volleyball #idk lol #haiku #owo

[yosup]

How do you people choose your majors

Damn i am so fucking dead the hell.

Like oikawa from haikyuu had his purpose to be an international player i should take him as a role model but naaah my ass is saying no no.

#haikyuu!! #haiku #lol #im dead #broadcast #pls help #tumblr #wassup

[bdsmisnecessary12us]

#haikyuu!! #haiku #ushijima wakatoshi #ushiwaka #hq fanart #hq ushijima #sorry not sorry #lol #bad moms

[fruiteesnak]

So for a poem contest I’m forced to enter by my school, I made a haiku.

A Haikyuu haiku. 😂

#lol #yeet #not art #I speak #haikyuu #volleyball #school #oof #haiku #japanese haiku #japanese #poem #lmaooo

[xoxohaikyuu]

Wakatoshi and

Tooru in the centerfold

...At least there was that

-

(Wasn’t easy, but I managed to find a silver lining in 368 😅😭)

#And they’re both in hoodies 🥰 #I’m sorry 😹 #ushioi #oikawa #oikawa tooru #ushijima #ushiwaka #ushijima wakatoshi #ushijima x oikawa #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #oikawa torū #seijou #shiratorizawa #haikyuu 368 #lol #haikyuu spoilers #haikyuu haiku #my shit

[notmjhunter]

The sun is waking

The birds sing their morning song

“Psychosocial” Slipknot

#haikyuu!! #daily haiku #haiku #haiku poem #funny haiku #poerty #poets #poet #poema #poesia #poets on tumblr #funny poems #blog #funny #haha #lol #humor #comedy #humour #writing #joke #poem #writers on tumblr #text post #bo burnham #comedian #meme #funny memes #jokes #funny writing

[beldaroot]

Hi!!! It was very nice to see you visit my Sex Education tag- your opinions on this show literally never lose!! Also, my sister has recently gotten into anime and in watching it with her we have both started Haiku!! And I have to say I had only ever known of it's existence from your blog and it's so wholesome and a comforting watch!? Anyways! I hope you have been doing well 💕💕

HIIII!! omg sarah this is the best message! thank you for putting sex education on my dash in the first place (even before this season released); i wasn't really that obsessed with the show until i saw you reblog it regularly! your opinions also never lose! for every sex education post of yours, i kept nodding my head, like "sarah gets it!" especially for the one where you hit your post limit lol! glad we share similar thoughts and you made me look at scenes in a different perspective as well :D

and AHHHHHHH i'm so so SO happy you're watching haikyuu and you're enjoying it! haikyuu is a story that is very near and dear to my heart, literally my comfort show, so the fact that you also find it comforting... again, sarah you get it! you are always welcome to talk to me about it: it really is one of my favorite medias to discuss haha!

my day got infinitely better once i received this message, so thank you! i'm doing well and i hope you are too <3

#the way you motivated me to get more involved in sex education #and the way i subliminally motivated you to give haikyuu a chance.... #you know what they say: no ad will ever be as convincing as a tumblr mutual! #i love you i hope school is treating you well and i'm serious about talking to me about haikyuu lol <3 #fatoujllow #fave

[kingofjeju]

You wanted anon asks right? I don't like being anon but whatever. Well your love for seungkwan is precious therefore, you are precious. Also how do you write a haiku? I'll do you one later. Kk brb.

aww you are so sweet anon💕 btw you can totally show yourself if you want to. Regarding the haiku thing I don’t know how to write one but I think all you need is 14-17 syllables?😂 if you write one for me I’ll love you

#at first I read 'haiku' as 'haikyuu' lol #anon

[june-again]

Yo Hello!! Soo I don’t watch anime but my friend @marah-chan is making me watch Haiku? Idk how to spell it Srry 🥺👌 sooo anything I should know before watching it? If I ask my friend she will kill me with info💀

hiii omg <3 

Don’t let the over-romanticising fandom (that I am part of) lead you off track. Haikyuu is a volleyball anime. It is a show about people playing volleyball. But the reason I fell in love with the show by the second season was the passion all the characters have for the game, and the way they all have different stories and unique playing styles and things they bring to the game.

one thing that my friend said when she watched it for the first time was that the way they talk was cringey. I guess that’s just a thing you get used to (I sort of agree, but I just ignore it lol anime is like that)

It is filled with vibrant, well written characters. There is not one character I hate. If you let yourself get immersed in the story, you’ll find that the end of every game is bittersweet because you sort of wanted both teams to win :(

and a lot of them are adorable and i want to protect them

and sugawara (grey haired dude) makes everything better

“it’s chaotic in the best way” - @kailleiobrien 

“It’s cringe but good. Provides much needed serotonin. Characters are 👩‍🍳😘. It gets so much better in like two episodes” -non-tumblr friend

#elk's asks #omg im so honored to have you in my inbox 🥺 #is this because of my post earlier about kpop blogs following me LMAODFLKS #haikyuu #haikyu #haikyuu!! #hq!! #hq #oops you didn't want a ton of info #sorry HAHA #haikyuu: cringey but if you get over it then it's fantastic

[lisboy]

🍆

#the other day when she asked me what i was going to do with my literature licence my sister's tongue slipped and she said i was going to #''be a writer or write poems and haikyuus'' instead of ''haikus'' #which was pretty funny considering my lack of interest for french literature + my long lasting intrest for anime lol #i don't watch haikyuu though ! maybe i should #im still an amateur........ #aussi c'était sensé être un emoji courgette pour représenter ma sœur (une courgette) mais il n'en existe apparemment pas #yeah i have my Licence (? how do you say licence in english ? degree ??) How did i pass ? it's still a mystery to everyone #a few days ago i ran into an old hs classmate and he was super surprised to hear i had bad grades bc i used to have super good grades but #i never actually worked (it's bad !! super bad i'm just so lazy it's scary) but hs was pretty easy to me i just was extremely lucky lol #so now i'm paying the consequences hahaha 6/20 en ancien français sans avoir appris aucune conjugaison c'est quand même fort #anyways idk what to do with my life i don't like what im studying (french literature is nice and all but honestly.....) #i don't have any goals i just want to watch anime eat good food and help people carry stuff around what am i doing with my life etc etc #peut-être que je devrais faire une formation de maçon et fabriquer des piscines mais j'ai pas confiance en mes capacités et j'ai peur que #mes potentiels collègues se moquent de moi vu ma force physique médiocre par rapport à la leur #bref je rêve si je crois que je vais m'en tirer comme ça je suis si immature #je devrais peut-être me taire hmmmm #personal

[crispyappless]

How do y'all tag haikyu on here???

Hiakyu?

Haikyū?

Haikyuu?

Haikyuu!! (?)

Haiku?

Like please help me lol

#i see it different every time #haikyu #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyū!!

[zevri]

My friends, today i encountered a time traveler from the year 2006

This girl came up to me and commented on a comic I was buying and I was like “oh u read it too??” and she was like “yeah” and we started talking about manga and stuff and she was like giving me recs lol and I was like “haha cool” cos I was trying to be nice cos u know I always wanted to be able to just start talking to ppl too and she seemed p young anyway (I later find out she is almost 20 goddamn years old).

The first warning sign was her taste in manga....she loved romance manga she said but was definitely not into the new kase-san vol i was getting so i was like lol a straightie, but I didn't realize the extent of this yet. what she did like was “romance” manga that glorifies sexual assault, so theres red flag number one but still i was like “Well shes clearly young, maybe she’s still into that kind of thing.”

2nd warning sign came in the form of her saying “I basically treat this place as a library, but I read a lot online too.” Manga cows and scanlations, in the year 2017? Odd, but not unheard of for younger people I suppose; we were all like that once after all. 

But after her recs, she starts talking about her love for death note. “ah yes, nostalgia” i thought, as she talks about it as if its still airing... her L cosplay, for which she practiced for two months to get his mannerisms right.”maybe shes just a really big fan. i know how that is,” i thought. ...and how much she HATES misa for “being stupid” and how the only thing she had going for her was her looks which, as she said, “will fade.” there it was, the first true indication I was talking to a time traveler. People still think this way about female characters in 2017????

the conversation moved on. I ask if shes into haikyuu since its popular, i like it, and i figure most otaku at least know about it. i gestured to the books on the shelf next to us. her response, which was said in complete sincerity: “I’m not that into poetry.” I laugh, because i thought she was making a joke. she was completely straight faced. she thought i asked out of nowhere if she was into haiku. i was too taken aback and confused to correct her or say anything, in fact my brain initially processed her response as “i’m not that into sports manga” bc 1.) fair and 2.) makes sense. It was at that point my soul was torn from my body, but we’re not done.

She mentions FMA and i was like “finally, some good taste!” but no, what she had to say about it was that its “too hard to follow.” I say its one of my all time faves, and she backpedals by saying “i’m not a very science-minded person haha.” Earlier in the conversation when I asked if she was in school she informed me she tried to study to be a vet tech for awhile but it didn’t work out. Things started becoming clearer to me, including the trajectory of this person’s life.

conversation moves on. somehow shes telling me about how her younger brother is nicknamed yuri but, haha, “i prefer yaoi.” yaoi yuri and normal. indication #2 we arent in 2017 anymore. i gave a weak “haha” in return, and she mentioned her enjoyment of drarry or some other HP pairing and i was like “ah, when it comes to m/m i’ve always been more of a james/sirius person” cos like, ok i can at least try to be relatable, right?? wrong. 

She asks, “have you ever read fem!Harry/Sirius??” and I’m taken aback once again because the very mention of a ship like that on here would get you put on several bad people lists. She talks about how in this fic harry is “actually really badass” as compared to other female HP characters I assume, and how she ends up with Draco in this AU too. I didn’t think this kind of fic was being written, let alone read, after the year 2009. I become more convinced this girl is not from the current time. I just say “haha yeah i never really got into that kind of fic.” 

on the subject of fic, she talked about how she sometimes reads ~lemons~. I havent heard that name in 80 years. And how she was a “total virgin” before reading lemons. I’m disturbed that a complete stranger is telling me about her sexual history. she continues to talk about her yaoi fic and indicating that it makes her both squee, drool, and cream herself when two boys kiss in fanfictions. I’m 85% convinced she’s not from this time. We’re beyond that, aren’t we???? I want to explain fetishization of gay men, internalized misogyny, all of these things to her, but i refrain. 

subjects change to other anime, ends up on inuyasha. Another point where i think “ah, childhood anime.” And it was for her too, she said - but she kept talking about it, again as if it was the Hot New Thing. At this point, I was 100% convinced that I was speaking to a time traveler. She tells me about how much she loves Sesshomaru and Sessh/Rin, but hates inuyasha/kagome. She makes sure I know the English Dub Sucks, especially bc one of the voice actresses in it also voices barbie (of Barbie Doll fame). I said that was really cool, but she didn’t seem to think so. 

She tells me her theories about the series, how she could spend hours debating the subject of Kagome and reincarnation that can mostly be explained by “takahashi can only draw 4 characters.” She talks about how she had a crush on Naraku, and how she in general likes “super strong guys that aren’t too muscly, they have to be trim.” The physiques of every single male character I want to bone down with flash through my mind, and I keep my mouth shut. 

The conversation comes to a close, and she’s the one who ends it, saying she should let me get to my reading. I say “haha yeah” and say I have a skype date to get to with my gf. We shook hands, and said it was nice to meet each other. I turn to go to the counter pay for my things, still reeling from the encounter with a time traveling otaku; my apparent deep dive into a pocket of time stuck ten years in the past. 

The only thing remaining in my head is the sentence “I’m not that into poetry” repeating again and again and again. 

#ok to rb #this was a doozy