#YEA imagine how fucked up thats gotta be

[engagemythrusters]

the obscene amount of chronic pain Luke Skywalker must face...

#AGH. #his whole body is probably so FUCKED UP from so many things #1: freezing to near death must've fucked up at least ONE of his systems #2: electrocution mustve fucked up at least MULTIPLE of his systems #3: he lost a hand so the phantom pain probs exists and instead of letting that fix itself they just put another hand on him instantly #so the nerves he's receiving from that hand vs the nerves still convinced he's missing a hand vs the nerves convinced he has his flesh hand #YEA imagine how fucked up thats gotta be #and 4: he keeps getting thrown or beat up or shot at so. so wounds everywhere there. #YEAH okay #this was my 4 am thought after my cat woke me up to be a little bitch #luke skywalker #star wars

[rae-dabae]

I’ve been really fucking stupid

(Semi long post) ‼️

Yall…. Ive been into manifesting for like a year and a half, tryna give myself the best life. Essentially i thought law of assumption easy but i kept getting it confused and a few days ago I FINALLY REALIZED HOW FUUUUUUCKING EASY THIS SHIT IS. Ive read over 1.000 posts on loa about states, edward art, nevielle goddard, awareness, all of that shit. Now when i say this, its no offense to nobody its just my opinion. All of that shit was hella confusing. Like, ofc i understood it,. I just didn’t feel like examining what state i was in everyday or where my awareness is. And yea nevielle and edward were really good manifestors, but so many people take exactly what they say as gospel. Like the whole point of manifesting is YOU based. From a year of manifesting, getting fucked up with law of attraction, confused with loa, and other shit, I finally realized ALL i had to do was flip my thoughts. LIKE… ok listen there are 2 types of thoughts you have negative and positive. Your subconscious mind doesnt know wtf is the difference. You think the positive u get positive, u think negative u get negative. Imagine u tryna manifest your dream body. You think”i have my dream body” “ i weigh so so weight”. You continue to think that you’ll get it. But if you think “ damn i look huge rn” “ omg my back is so big” thats what you’ll get. This girl loajadawayda( she deactivated) helped me realize that a+p is really easy like all you gotta do is affirm the shit you want no matter what and thats what you’ll get. (⚠️AGAIN IM NOT HATUBG ON STATES OR NONE JUST MY OPINION DONT COME FOR ME⚠️)

LOVE YALL

#law of assumption #loa blog #manifesation #manifesting #a+p #@raes posts #affirm and persist #affirmations

[newtkive]

pixels [ newt x reader - modern text au ]

ch. 2 - drama queen core

summary: minho's drama finally catches up with him, but newt becomes a hero.

warnings: strong language, mutual pining, none really.

➥ m.list

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THE GLADE

[ 12:08 PM ]

y/n: gm pookies

newt: it’s the afternoon.

y/n: yeah well

ur east coast

newt: so are you y/n

y/n: FINE BAD MORNING THEN ARE U HAPPY?

minho: drama queen is awake

newt: you’re the drama queen min let’s be fr

minho: u want me to die be honest

newt: see .

tommy: hey guys :3 been waiting for you all

y/n: awwww tommy <3 gm

tommy: morning sweetums

minho: ew stop

newt: how did you sleep?

tommy: good! used my new heated pillow

newt: not you

minho: not you

tommy: wtf

WHO THEN?? THERES LIKE 7 OTHER PPL IN HERE

minho: he means y/n

and there’s 4 other people not including newt and y/n dumbass

y/n: oh

why just me????

newt: cuz you stayed up til 6 am

y/n: ..

how do you know that

newt: i saw you were active on discord

gally: doesn’t that mean you were awake too then

newt: ok and?

minho: thats crazy newt

newt: no it isn’t

i just casually saw it

y/n: hehe

im ok i need to sleep more. sims 4 was really consuming me

why were you awake??

newt: up for work

minho: you get on discord before work?

chronically online..

newt: can you choke and pass out and hit your head please

minho: THE WAY U WANT ME DEAD IS INSANE

y/n: he’s gotta check on his discord hoes before hitting the grind

newt: there are no discord hoes

unless you count thomas

and i don’t

tommy: well why not

newt: because you disgust me

tommy: love u too :3<3

minho: y’all about to kiss aren’t you

newt: never say that shit again im outside your door with a b*mb

minho: why censor it

just blow me up it’s my grandmas house anyway. u want to jump her that bad????

gally: blow that bitch up i say

y/n: HELLO???!,!!

gally: minho not grandma

she loves me cuz im so tall

minho: tall people always gotta remind you they’re tall 😒

like we get it bigfoot

gally: shut up tinkerbell

y/n: you’re somewhat tall minho

minho: any man under 6’0 is considered short

y/n: yeah but newt is 6 ft trapped in a 5’10 body so not totally true

newt: what does that even mean

minho: give me a break

i can tell you exactly what that means

she wanna hit

newt: stop

tommy: don’t get his hopes up

newt: dude

stfu

y/n: what newt said

gally: can we appreciate the only one actually over 6 ft here

minho: no.

tommy: im the same height as newt!!!!

y/n: yea but ur like 3 ft trapped in a 5’10 body tommy not the same

tommy: oh ..

minho: kind of real

newt: can someone kick gally i’m tired of seeing his fucking name on my phone

gally: then turn your phone off don’t you have old ladies to tend to at the library

newt: yeah and they all love me

y/n: so real

if i was old i’d go in there and imagine you’re my young boyfriend and cling to everything u say

tommy: true im the old ladies

y/n: LMAO

minho: write a fanfic y/n why don’t you

newt: yeah you both are old and not beating the dementia allegations

y/n: IM THE YOUNGEST HERE

ur just mad you’re old as dirt

tommy: youth has left you newt and it has turn you bitter in your old age.

minho: thomas knows big words who knew

newt: which word in that sentence was big??

y/n: shut up minho

minho: wtf did i do

y/n: idk but i imagine you sitting there typing on your little phone and i got pissed

minho: WHAT???!.‘wKWHFO

newt: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

yeah chubby little fingers hitting the wrong letters on his iphone 8

minho: im leaving

tommy: dont leave i forgive you for what you said

minho: i don’t give a damn

y’all mad y’all are all fake im the realest i’ve been prophesizing and reading scriptures 7000 years before y’all fake asses were born be so for real right now

y/n: not reading that

congrats

or sorry for what happened idk

about to drink my coffee in a wine glass

tommy: just drink wine

newt: it’s noon tommy??

tommy: ok and?

newt: explains a lot

minho: no coffee for me this new year only water and pussy juice fr fr

[ newt removed minho from the group ]

tommy: woah

y/n: woah..

newt: i can’t take it anymore

alby: How did you get that access..?

newt: don’t worry about it

in times of need i have to step in like that

y/n: hi alby!

alby: Hey y/n!

tommy: you’re such a hero newt

gally: that was deserved

who wants to play minecraft rn

y/n: me!!

alby: I’ll play, I’m off work today.

y/n: let’s go to the desert i want a camel

gally: alright but then the caves after i wanna mine

newt: if you mine with her you gotta bring extra food and storage when she dies so you can pick up the fallen items

gally: i forget you’re her designated babysitter

y/n: oh please no he isn’t

and i’ll bring my own food

newt: you always say that and then leave it in the stove oven

y/n: WELL I WONT THIS TIME

newt: sure ok

i’ll get on after work

[ alby added minho to the group ]

minho: when i get you.

newt: why did you add him back alby

alby: He was harassing me.

newt: be a man and take it

gally: im leaving

[ gally left the group ]

minho: im going to throw up and die

newt: im staying out of this

minho: (guy who caused it) im staying out of this

y/n: why does gally alwyas leave 😔

newt: why question a gift from the heavens

tommy: get online y/n gally is attacking my dirt house w a pickaxe :((((

y/n: NO IM COMING

minho: im coming to your work newt

newt: okay im locking the door early then

minho: i’ll smash through the glass idc

newt: i’m leaving my shift is over at 1 today.

minho: i’ll use life360 on you

newt: i deleted that app

minho: i’ll stand in the middle of the street

newt: ok let me position my car in front of you

just come to my apartment and we can play w them on pc and xbox

minho: …. fine but i hate your guts

newt: fine

y/n: HURRY GALLY IS ATTACKING MY SHED NOOOOWWW

newt: i’ll just rebuild it

minho: i’ll set it on fire just wait

#the maze runner #the maze runner fanfic #tmr #tmr newt #newt x reader #newt imagine #the maze runner newt x reader #the maze runner newt imagine #the maze runner newt #thomas brodie sangster #thomas brodie-sangster #thomas brodie sangster x reader #dylan o'brien #reader insert #text au #modern au #newt x reader au #fanfic #the maze runner imagine #newt tmr #thomas brodie-sangter x reader #hi #idk #reader is funny #kind of a self insert obvi #tbs #tbs x reader #tbs imagine #thomas the maze runner

[tisaolin]

Hello fellow mk fan. I saw you were a new blog. And didn't have much kontent. So i wanted to be a first ask if you didn't mind.

Maybe something simple like fluffy relationship hcs for kung lao,shang tsung and hanzo hasashi?

Gender neutral pronouns are preferred. But it's ok if you don't feel comfortable i didn't see any preferences to that. (I go by she/they so im ok with either of those pronouns but i try to keep it gender neutral so that others may enjoy them too)

Also i hope you find lots of love in this smol fandom. 💖 hope you have an amazing new year too.

AWWW kisses 😘

Various mk characters fluffy Headcannons

Pairing : Shang Tsung, Kung Lao, Hanzo Hasashi

Warnings: Slightly suggestive 🤡, language

Shang Tsung

Believe it or not Shang Tsung is a softie and u can’t tell me otherwise 🙄

Hes also a Tsundere so his love language is probably bullying and degrading but he wont take it too far

I imagine when you’re mad Shang Tsung stubbornly cuddles you “Tch, are seriously mad for no reason? 👹ITS NOT FOR NO REASON!! Yea, yea 🙄come here” thats pretty much how it goes down🤷🏾‍♀️

I think Shang Tsung is truly happy when you guys are together and he starts showing off his creations (including mileena 😘)

If Shang Tsung was to rule outworld there is no doubt he’ll execute all of your foes and make you his emperess

People often judge due to the age gap but Shang Tsung gives no fucks 🙅🏾‍♀️he’ll just take their soul

Spoils you to death because money gotta be spent somehow 🤷🏾‍♀️

Kung lao

They do him so wrong 🥺 he just need some love

PDA!!! He just love intertwining his fingers with your with the BIGGEST SMILE on his face, taking you wherever he goes

He definitely tries one-uping Liu Kang and showing off for you 🤭tell me otherwise

He likee blowing raspberries on your belly because I said so😾 “RAHH *blows raspberries* OH MY GOSH!! KUNG LAO!!”

CUDDLES 🥺thats all im gonna say

Pranks and giggle fits!! Everyone is so tired of it to the point where Raiden separates you two and lectures him on being distracted

Chest pillow!! Either you fall asleep on his chest, or he sleeps on yours🤷🏾‍♀️simple

He likes showing you off 🥺

HANZO HASASHI/SCORPION

I feel he’s still abit traumatized from his previous family so he’s very protective of you!!

Omg!! Husband material fr!!!

He likes to give you massages after a long day

It’s hard making him smile but you managed to Make him chuckle a few times

He’s not a big fan of pda but if you want to hug him or hold his hand he’s down

He likes watching you frolic around and doing your thing 😍 it’s peak entertainment for him

Unlike Kung lao, he prefers to lay in your lap

He loves when you play in his hair, it’s an eye rolling on the back of his head sensation

#kung lao x reader #kung lao #liu kang x reader #fujin x reader #mortal kombat x reader #mortal kombat #scorpion x reader #scorpion #hanzo hasashi #shang tsung #shang tsung x reader

[yaboyhoney]

The raihan x reader x piers anon heree!

And yeah i would like a second but piers telling raihan he likes the reader if thats ok with you!

Piers x GN Reader x Raihan

"Piers, were you listening?" Raihan asks. Piers looks up from his phone. "Em. No," Piers admits putting the phone down. "What were you saying again?"

Raihan gives Piers a mischievous grin before presenting a small doll that had a likeness to Piers' crush. Raihan knew that Piers had a crush on their friend to begin with. "This doll is super cute. Where'd you get it?" Piers' face turned pale as a ghost. He nervously gulped, and the usually composed artist finds himself hesitant to speak. Raihan comes over to sit down, "I didn't see one that looks like me. Am I not good enough for you?" he says playfully. Piers immediately counters that, "NO! No, you're perfect love. I just, I think about them too. " "Enough to have a cute doll over them?" "....Yes." Piers sits there in agony, not knowing if Raihan would break up with him.

Raihan can feel Piers' tension and sits next to him, but with reasonable distance. "Hey wait, I'm not here to make fun of you." Piers gives him a questionable look. "I mean the doll is something new, but I know that you got feelings for them. I ain't mad at you."

Piers shoulders decompress the more Raihan talks. "I was going to wait for you to tell me... but then I found Obstagoon cuddling this. Cleaned it up and thought you wanted it back." Raihan hands over the doll to Piers. "Just wanted to let you know, going to repeat this, I'm not mad at you. I got feelings for them too."

Piers finally looks up at Raihan and closes the distance between them. "You do?" He finally speaks. "Yup. You could say I'm kinda down bad for them. But you know how they are." Piers raises his eyebrow. "They're pretty oblivious. We gotta be direct." "Do you..wanna ask and see if they'd like to date us?" Piers asks hesitantly, clutching the doll almost like a child. Raihan smiles as he grabs the doll. "Hell yeah I do! Just imagine." He then pretends to make the doll wiggle their arms. He talks in his normal tone of voice first, "Hey! Do you wanna date us?" and then switching over to poorly mimic their crush's voice. "Fuck yea I do! Kiss me Piers!" Before playfully pressing the doll onto Piers' face. "Mwah mwah!!" If there's something Piers can count on with Raihan, is that he knows how to make him laugh

#piers x raihan #piers x reader #raihan x reader #piers x reader x raihan #raihan x reader x piers #my writing

[dateamonster]

longass monster high liveblog: season 2 edition lets gooooooo

rule school

very first thought of the new season: i want a doll of clawdeens wereruler armor so bad. also im excited for more worldbuilding lore stuff, and more varied werecreature designs! part of me gets a little irked sometimes that there seems to be disproportionate attention payed to werecreatures and the inner workings of their society over other monster species, but i cannot deny, i love a funny lil furry.

especially this side character bear dude who keeps showing up

rly feels like there should be a clause in were-society for what to do if ur wereruler is a fuckin kid. she should not have to be doing all this.

when she finally gets that armor off its gonna be like rock lee with the weights

i love these cunty old werewolf ladies ngl

damn speedreader clawdeen

that painting of foxford is soo cute clawdeen i loove u

toralei!! toralei HUG!!!!!!!! hug AND a pun!!! shes sososososo cute

oh and shes maaaad that she showed affection where other people can see lol the Dynamic.. it is unfolding before my very eyes..

oh damn the fox guy is a sneaky motherfucker? who could have foreseen this....... granted the whale plushie is unexpected

new witch in town

draculauras gay lil witch friend <333

lol is humans using monster slang a microaggression? much to think about.

im really interested in this developing plotline about draculaura being pressured to be like the model of Good Witchcraft. it works well with her established character and arc of like trying to live up to her fathers reputation and status in the monster world. poor girl never seems to be able to just fucking relax.

skelita! i love that shes trying out witchcraft, and the art-based magic is a fun angle too! i can totally see where this is going tho. drac is super serious about magic because theres all this pressure on her while skelita is just trying it out in a casual way so theyre at odds. its an interesting dilemma because i can def see both sides.

im really happy the writing seems like empathetic to both positions here. skelita deserves to try magic her way on her own terms, but its also totally understandable draculaura would feel protective over witchcraft when any misuse of it is ultimately going to reflect on her since she was the one working to legitimize it. respectability is a double edged sword fr!

play it again clawd

aw clawd is such a sweetiepie mamas boy. i def feel a little bad for him. imagine if ur little sister became the queen of ur entire society and ur just like. hangin out there.

oh were doing a groundhog day? im not a big timeloop plot person but ill try not to be too biased

this is also how me and my roommate act when theres a fly in the house

aw im rly glad they acknowledge that selena had like a whole life in beheme that she had to leave behind when she came home.. idk if theyre planning to actually do anything more substantial with that but yea when you think about its kinda fucked up! they probably had friends and stuff! clawd was *born* there! i get why theyd choose to stay here with their family and all even if they could easily go back, but like, its gotta be sad at times!

ok not bad as a timeloop ep goes. still not my fav but like clawds so cute and its so nice seeing him do stuff with his family <3

thats all for tonight i think! see u next time!!

#monster high #liveblogging

[finnitesimal]

bdubs looks like he's judgementally looking at you over his glasses like those librarians in movies

"Everyone clap" if u don't cheer and clap for the specialist fucking boy right now or I explode this fuckitm meeting room or how that bit goes.

Hotguy glasses are a passive act of resistance. As is aiming for the king's head

"also I take screenshots of my abs if anybody wants that we're also doing calendars" thoughts on this one first off imagine walking into a shop and finding books for sale and they're of the shopowner's superhero oc cosplay in an artfully torn shirt. It's sold nine copies so far

secondly who is we. you and who king. Who is snapping these shots. does cub have the raw footage somewhere

"bdubs I know you love calendars. Anyway carry on" legally can't say anything about that on main something about pinup calendars traditionally being hung from the wall across a bed. Anyway when I said. Lol beds and now clocks scar's shops have had a target market lmao! I didn't really think um. Yeah

Promoting your shops during a meeting is an active form of resistance

CLEO CUT THE SCITTIES AD OUT NOOO

I think it's a very funny visual that they're asking ren where the diamonds are. You're looking through them. They're on your face

How did he lose all the diamonds. Well if you're a man of keen observation like me you may notice that the table you're all sitting at is a 120 inch flatscreen tv

"thats one point for cub" I didn't know we were fucking. Grading this

Iskall 85th of his name. Cubfan 135th of his name Smajor the 1995th of

"none of you were at this party right" somehow this is exactly the plot of the john mulaney sketch. And I said no you know like a liar

Joe I deeply appreciate you cutting out the bit where Ren talks about the violation of his private area

Burning the flag can't wait to make a side by side of that. I'm very glad Doc decided to bomb every block of his independent state to bedrock before it got tragically paralleled to. Yea. Can't wait for the next arc where the king threatens to build obsidian walls around th sorry

"one point for me bdubs!" What does that mean. Why are u addressing this to him. What is the competition here

"Minus one point for iskall" iskall I'm so sorry you finally log back on and the disrespect u get

"I've saved the worst for last. The brussels sprouts of the news, if you will." "ooo I like brussels sprouts"

The king's court trying very hard to not laugh in his face looking at his statue

"look at what they did to my statue!" Stop the video. Look up "look what youve done to my peonies!" Exact tone and intonation

I'm sensing some very quick passport renewals to move to the perimeter

"I'm hunting impulse Right Now" juxtapositioned with him wearing his head in the crastle halls

bdoubleo100 right hand of the king being told "you loudmouth, go sit in the corner," actually goes and does it. Is it just anyone with a marginally firm tone of voice that does it for you. Sorry didn't mean for that to come off so slutshamey but I am in fact doing that

"he said they were one-to-one" "based on his words?" I mean. As opposed to diamonds? The currency also based on an agreement that they have value in a commercial market? I do wonder what theyre gonna do with the diamonds now.

Hmmmmmmmmmm moss cloak emeralds. Alright hold on

Y'all voted him into this. technically bdubs put the crown on there but. Not his fault you guys took one look at bdubs' big wet sparkling eyes and said Aye

joe moving out of the way to quietly look at the painting when You Speak When Spoken To and Shut Up echoes past the barrier of the group call I guess

Gotta say the blatant favoritism for cub is kinda funny

He's paying them in the royal emeralds oh I see

"NEXT, MY LOVE!" "Hello, my love!" He's collected this court like the hermit tcg cards. How does he keep getting away with this.

Something about bdubs and the king and executioner scar and impulse's head being hung from the throne. Something there

#condensed thoughts from joe cleo and cub's eps #hermitcraft spoilers

[stay-midnight]

hello hello!

. . . 🎙

i mean-pquwbzkwiw its long and all that so understandable 🤧 just delete it or something then-? HAHA- i don't want my asks to be too bothersome y'know so do what u gotta😎💕 (also fr justice for snowswept tails and divine amusement eventually!)

Anyways-Changbin ficc ! ! ! Idk if it's right or not but what I noticed most about the change in writing style is like, its more descriptive? Describing the atmosphere or the background and all that- its nice ! And Changbin is so romantic in it 🤧🤧🤧 Also-soft dom smut is a nice change of pace for suree (cause we all know-) pretty good overall as well!

also also! the college au skz 🤧🤧 THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEM HAS SPECIALTIES LIKE- (i would very much like to be madaldal about perv jisung and just perv skz in general so sorry about that in advance /hj)

ahhh the prisoner seungmin and incubus jeongin random thoughts (i was actually thinking of asking if just random thoughts was okay to send instead of the fic talk-)

hushed sex with prisoner seungmin oml-he'd probably be whispering the nastiest stuff as he shuts you up with his big hand i-certainly a setting that's new for thoughts 👀

the incubus jeongin one i haven't read it but imagining it is-🤐🤐🤐 (if we're specialties now then blindfolds with incubus jeongin for that one-would want you to be so addicted to him that you didn't even need to see him doing the things he'd do-more pleasure to feed on ofc!)

shorter ask than usual-(a miracle honestly-) anyways, that its for nowww 💅💕

good evening anonnie!

boop!

I dont wanna delete it 😭 cuz idk ill keep it in my inbox for awhile— its not bothersome but I just feel bad cuz you put the effort into those asks 😭 (frfr hopefully those fics will turn into full fics someday)

Yes? In a way— trying different styles in writing because of purposes and researching stuff as well cuz yall deserve the best content hmph 😤 I also tried to play with words a bit as an experiment and yeah— I started getting into the more softer side with the new fics idk why(?) did 10 months affect my libido or something-I love romantic changbin sm! And up next, lee know and bin fic! hmmm i have a general idea in mind but not a clear plot point

YES, like college au skz has a hold on me depending on how its delivered but thats just some of my ideas and yours in the specialities! (oh yes, perv jisung is literally 😫🫣 cuz idk Ive fallen for that jisung trope like? newnwnwis)

Yea! Random thoughts are okay cuz they give me burst of ideas driven by thoughts—

Seee? cuz like Prisoner Seungmin is so unexpected like seungmin is on the more tame side of skz fics itll be a nice change of pace but anyway, Seungmin fucking you in the prison bathroom as well? under the cold public showers he would shamelessly fuck you despite other prisoners around in a way its him claiming you his—

Ive hidden that fic deep somewhere cuz like the writing is making me go 😨😬 but it does make me see my improvements atleast BUT LIKE- anyway Incubus Jeongin is having fun with you and messing you up in your dreams as you sweat in blindfolds in your own head- of course, it makes you beg for his touch as he teases you— twirking your nips, thumbing the slit of your cock and lightly brushing against your rim- aghhhhhbwbsuannns

aaAaa its even more a miracle that i answered this that fast- thank you anonnie!

#midnight rants #midnight asks #fic talk anonnie #🎙️ anonnie

[mahoushoujotechsupport]

time for ep 7

where is sucy

studious akko is here

creature from the black lagoon refs

just a random screenshot cuz i noticed diana and barbara are at the front but kinda removed from everyone else, or at least diana is. wonder where hannah is

iconic diana shot (not gonna lie, i dont actually like this frame lmao)

akko moment

fuck off lady

imagining being thrown into a language class with a bunch of heritage speakers of that language and you’re the only one who’s never spoken it once in your life

all this rewatch is doing is making me really really appreciate akko lol

was about to say if a C is her worst grade shes not actually that bad of a student but then realized this is probably based off the japanese academic grading system wherein a C falls between 60–69% and thats a D in the US and i’m not even gonna bother trying to understand all the different UK-based grading systems lmao

akko face

lmao this is so stupid and yea its played up for laughs but like she did good! like cmon shes never tried magic before coming to luna nova so this is actually commendable

wish we could have seen what diana did lol

imagine going to witch school just to become a plastic surgeon

can we talk about alic kelly 

imagine if we actually got an episode where amanda dragged everyone to a club lol

mushroom juice

good akko faces... also this scene was basically me in college any time i told myself i’d take a quick nap while pulling an all-nighter lol

yea

pipe bomb akko

akko just pissed off astrology girls everywhere

gotta wonder in which way diana’s prediction was supposed to go. like imagine if she was fucking around and meant it quite literally in that she would just leave campus versus hannah and barbara saying she’s gonna drop out

hell, imagine if diana saw her own shared future of akko going after her at the manor lol

still don’t understand how only akko gets in trouble here

lol akko

this is so dumb

how to uplift your students and definitely not bring down their self-esteem, a book by anne finnelan

ok a little admission to make here - the first time i watched this episode i was high and i could not stop laughing at the professor pisces reveal. this whole episode is def one of my favorites

the premise of this whole episode is just so absolutely ridiculous, i love it so much

akko you gay baby

like cmon this is probably the funniest fuckin scene in the entire series

just some looney toons level shit lmao

and props to asenshi for making this pun

do you think ursula thought she might lose her job during this episode?

this episode really solidified this as one of my all-time favorite series lmao

this is why she’s akko’s mom

she did it

esteemed luna nova professors

this episode is just one of the best episodes for showing off what a good little bean akko is. like they’d been screwed even worse if akko had listened to lotte and left the fish family to the poacher

ursula could’ve coward’d her way out of this like later on when akko goes missing, but...

... she stood up for her and despite everything else later on. and look at akko’s face at that 🥺

i didn’t notice for the longest time that every time we see a newspaper after episode 3, we get an update on the shooting star

get owned finnelan

not so fast

this must have been the most hellish week in entirety of akko’s life at luna nova

🥺 🥺 🥺

ok and thats it

i said it above, but this is for sure one of my favorite episodes of the series and it just encompasses a lot of what’s fun about lwa. idk to me when i first watched it, it was like a massive dose of serotonin while i was going through a bit of a very hectic and stressful time and just everything about the show was just something that made me happy 

lol wow can’t believe the girl who strove to make people happy with her magic… makes people happy… with her magic

#gayanimeweed lwa re-watch party #ep 7

[basslinegrave]

opened freddit after ages (regret) and theres a post about uhh book lore aside, sl taking place before fnaf1 and uhh william being springlocked before that and im like huh? i thought he got springlocked right after fnaf1 in 93 cause he dismantles the fnaf1 animatronics so how the fuck would that even work man. what are even discussing here.

im a believer in two fnaf things, one being that fnaf1 and SL happened very close to each other if not at once (or more specifically, william would free the souls and get springlocked around the time michael would go down, though some of my own ideas dont go well together) and second, bite of 87 was chica, not mangle, with the small beak frontal lobe theory it sounds more fun

and as for the fnaf4 experiments i prefer gas over discs hovewer the discs might be a thing if i count in the virtual reality the pizzaplex is in..

or the true ending, everything after pizzasim is a different alternate universe and is just branching off and is more tied to books than previous games, idk

to add a thought about the dismantling and sl, part of me thinks will and mike had an agreement to each go to these locations but i dont think william would do it to free the souls he just wanted to get rid of the animatronics methinks.. also thinking he would send michael down for a certain death but the turntables.... michael getting out of it and will himself getting springlocked but its kinda.. i dont know man

what i dont like right now is that having the springlocking and scooping happen at the same time kinda takes away from each as theyre big events

but yea! i think it makes slightly more sense for post fnaf1 /springlock scene to happen before SL. and fnaf1 def takes place in the 90s and william gets springlocked then. if any of the books now say the pizzaplex is built in the 20s it doesnt automatically have to mean he got springlocked earlier.. pizzasim is prob set in the 20s too and the pizzaplex can happen at any time after that really, most likely not Too far into the future, as they would probably be covering up the old buildings..... hm, in the rare case of henry making it thru, or planning beforehand, i wonder if he does have something to do with mxes, i like that theory. and to end on a braindead take, what william has to do with mxes :] hey, steelwool bringing burntrap and then retconning it to mimic same with glitchtrap, i dont think it was planned, MAYBE, but i think they also want to keep bringing will back. if nothing else, beta mxes entity is proof to me, that thing is so fazbear frights afton coded

no to me that IS afton. thats him 100% his ghost or something. absolutely no idea how it fits with mxes but the beta design is william nothing will change my mind

edit: after a painful nap i also gotta add that no i dont think mimic is a retcon entirely, its just some parts, i think it was hinted but just very lightly to thw point the fandom convinced itself (and me) that glitchtrap is afton for no reason, but i feel like after seeing the burntrap hate they retconned him to just gregorys fantasy/imagination so we dont have another afton situation

AND YET they kept dlcrabbit in the files. inchresting

#i need dawko to read these books and make sense of it cause hes like the only person i trust with theories atp #matpat is making shit up constantly and i tried to give him a chance again #but he is seriously doubting matthew is william and that steve raglan is a new character like ???????? #fnaf #dont read

[plinkcat-gif]

kakashi has echolalia, yknow what so does obito. both of them stim by saying their partners names on loop. they don't want anything they just want to say their name. obito looks like a violent 'can't sit next to them on the couch' leg shaker. kakashi has lost control flapping his hands and decked himself in the face before (<- speaking from experience) rin hums and sways side to side. all 3 of them have idle animations. rin keeps biting through the thread cord of her necklaces when stressed

YEAH echolalia,,,,, sometimes u just gotta Say Words and thats how it is!!!!!!!! also i love the idea of them saying each others’ names so much 🥺🥺 bc rlly “obito” and “kashi” and “rin” (really fast) hit all the Right Sounds And Motions i can absolutely see them saying that SKDJSKDKDJ

also YEAH obito does have some incessant movement things 😭😭 my poor adhd little guy <33 as somebody who does a lot of like. foot twitching and leg bouncing and stuff when i’m not walking or whatever. so true. he does it a lot in his bad leg to try and get some sort of feeling in it because as it stands, without funneling chakra to the nerves there, he can’t really feel anything. like the temperature, humidity, air movement,, nothing on that leg unless it’s extreme. so yea

ASJGJKSDJFJ so sorry ab the flapping in the face 😭😭 i somewhat surprisingly don’t do this stim much so no comment except yeah probably <3 especially as a kid for him too,,,, with the canon trauma of rin’s death i can imagine him having a lot of hand/arm-related stims too !!

FUCKING SWAYING GOD. and like almost aggressive swaying too like not like casual. like weight fully shifted from one foot to another, hips slanted, feeling the Pressure. The Movement. so true and a good time-passer as she works in the hospital where she probably does a lot of standing and talking/waiting/working

and um yeah idle animations DKSKDJDKSJKF !! the necklace one is also great because she learns a bunch of different ways to get the charms/beads to stay on so they don’t scatter everywhere when the thread breaks, and then she can teach them to momo and mosu for The Most Secure Jewelry :3 very practical for a ninja as well, since i imagine mosu having a hard time giving up jewelry until well into his teenage years SKDJSKKD

#kirpy answers #obkkrin #THESE R ALL GREAT BRO I LOVE THEM THANK U #adding to hc list #i have to go thru and add a lot of stuff to my hc list… #it’s all in a drafted reblog tho so i’ve got all the time i need

[re-ikrmso]

 DAMNN. THIS SHIT LATE LATE THE LORE HAS BEEN OUT FOR LIKE MONTHS //sob//  but damn. IF IT AIN’T PURPLED AND PUNZ! he really is dream’s right hand man...claiming about how awful torture is one moment and then turning  around to “WOULDNT IT BE FUN THO>>> TO TORTURE QUACKITY???” LIKE DAMNNNN. also, all of those lines in black are taken directly from the last nevadas final lore stream! damnn i loved watching the two mercenaries start each other down like two rabid dogs. my god though punz...

but yea smh it was really hard to get designs down espiaclly for ARMOR OGHGH. I will talk about deisgn.  mostly. So after my revalation that there netherite armor doesnt actually have gauntlets, i said fuck that and decided that only certain people have gauntlets (people adept at fighting, or the richer members of the server). and also, see those different helments and details with armor! i’ve decided that every armor set someone wears is actually slightly different from the other!  also if you pay attention dream’s claws/gauntlets are like. unpractical to high hell? idk if thats should leave any implications or if i should just keep it as “omg cool design” but if i were to attach anything behind it, then c!dream is a fucking freak and enjoys the challenge. also he thinks it looks cool on him. other people would have a  lot more practical gaunlets/gloves though. maybe.

More on c!punz’s art, i don’t think it realy matches him but i already drew the expressions. i could imagine  his expressions to be ones that c!dream would make so its a happy coincidence in a way. i kinda wanted punz to look unhinged to a degree though considering how ‘heated’ up he was getting over c!dream being tortured. also i made his helment pointer to try and imitate horns but its kinda meh. i kept his little medal thing on the outside (cause damn it looked so plain otherwise) and helped to kinda identify him.

For c!purpled i really reallly wanted to draw his hair out (sorry punz, maybe another time) and his little suit! though with his apprehension //forgive me if im wrong i dont watch a lot of purpled/punz lore// i believed that purpled initally thought punz was hired by quackity to kill him. and with his little suit its all crinkly and wirnkled and the tie is becoming looser and hes just. disheveled. but hes still a fucking mercenary i gotta give him that respect. Also, with the purpled alien headcanon, i was like eh. but it was also kinda cool so i was like “wow what if the alien stuff wasn’t like. that obivous” so i put his antenas onto like the back fo his head (he has like 4 in total, 2 short farther up and w longer farther down) but i didnt want to draw all the antennas cause it would look awkward.also, you know those black “bags” under his eyes? those aren’t bags. the dark grey under his eyes are the bags. HELL YEA. I was looking at purpled’s avatar and i was like haha what if those black marks above is eyes were like actually part of his skin. and so here we are. //put them under his eyes instead cuase it looked better.// im also planning to make purpled’s eyes like. different and im planning to make it stick. art consistecy isnt my forte but im gonna keep purpled’s eyes in that shape and that color

Also wow, anime eyes! kinda. i just wanted to fill up the empty space and i was like “wow purpled has nice eyes its unfair that punz gets nothing” so here we are. when looking at punz’s pfp i noticed his like...eyelashes were thick so imma keep em thick. the man fuckign applies mascara or eyeliner or soemthing. also kinda cool contrast. 

#long post #c!purpled #c!punz! #dsmp fanart #dsmp #A post that isn't a reblog. #art #my art

[harmcityherald]

you know, that's the first time I wrote that out about brandy. I should be worried how it makes me look maybe. I don't know. its the fucking truth and that's one thing the whole 10 billion of you get from me on whatever page I word vomit on. I don't care who I vomit on. I don't care if I offend you with the truth. Quite different than offending you with a lie. Or a pop up puppet of something I want you to think I am. I don't like lies. that comes from my transgender experience. (clutch your pearls) If you know what the "talk" is, then you know.

Yes, dear readers I had "the talk" more than once. I made rules for myself. those rules still live inside me just like ranny still lives inside me. So yea I got this big thing about lies and facades and manufacturing false impressions. I broke the heart of a man from Australia who I was quite head over heels for. I have never forgotten it.

In second life there was eddie. he bought the best penis in sl, according to him. they all loved eddie. I was the dj. but he took a shine to me, naturally. eddie was from sweden. he was a good guy. violently hetero though. to him I was the brunette dj with all the tattoos. the librarian no less. so he asks me, middle of a set mind you, if I want to come back to his place and try out his new washing machine. if you sit on it you have an orgasm. my partner in crime, danana, was like you GOTTA go!!! omg its eddie. im like but...but....the talk.

fuck the talk dont tell him shit lol.

I just cant do that, I will find a way. he deserves the truth. this was post wash so that pain was fresh.

so my show ends and now all the girls see me leaving with eddie lol. my dms are blowing up but I go. honestly I want to see this washing machine. so we make small talk and he gets frisky and I let him to a point and then he sits me on this washing machine. its just like a pose ball. it animates your avatar having an orgasm and thats when I chose my time.

"Eddddiiiieeed IIii hhhaaavvve sooooomethiiing tooooo tellll yooooooou." because im like a sext drama machine right? "Iiiiimmmm a maaaaan." now in sl we owned our land. i owned my library grounds and I have the power to kick anyone from the server. that bitch blew me off that washer and strait out his place and I fucking land right in the middle of the party place like digital karma that cant exist. danana says you told him didn't you. Im like yea but that was funny as shit. eddie stayed friends and I didn't ride him too hard. later after I had left sl I learned that eddie died. I was very sad about that. my point? I wouldn't even lie to sl fonzie with the "best dick in sl" in a chat room with cartoons because thats what it was and thats what the metaverse will devolve into. trust me. I been there. what was special about sl were the people who accepted me. danana and wash and delphi and eif and amari and kasey. who I was extremely honored to meet in DC at a library convention where she entered my digital library on to the list of accredited libraries. we were only there a year. after that 50 bucks a month for my pixel world became too much. that plus I had lost the line between fantasy and reality. maybe fantasy is the wrong word. ranny is there. she has always been there. but so is xid and greg and max. there's a secret for you too. ran-xid. sun and moon. duality you can not imagine and I pity you that you can not experience it. I was bringing ran into the real world. you got questions and maybe I will answer you someday. maybe not. I chose my grandkids. I made the most feminine decision of my life. To be the man they needed. The one I was good at being. so there's your answer. but ranny? she still talks to me. I don't remember how this post started. oh yes, brandy. and my questionable admissions to the greater public. there's a hundred other stories. hopefully I have time to tell them all so the entire world hates me lol. I love you, all 10 billion of you. even you, stalking me from fb like you gonna tell someone some juicy shit about me. go ahead everybody knows and I never lie. unless I see someone shoplifting food. then I didn't see shit, officer. so yea that's a lie I would tell.

lol most people's aversion to lies is religion. mine ain't. lol.

#wait till I tell you some real world stories lol

[larzvahamaki]

Bleeding

no really. i cut myself in multiple places and the blood is pretty much guching out. i think i cant even see anymore because the room is entireley filled with the blood that was in my body. u know how that works? it fucking dosent thats why they call me gizard with a flizard going mizard. My parrot will tell you to go fuck yourself and fly over to his girlfriends

i really wanna know how parrots mate and if one talks can it talk to the others? parrots.... yea gotta get one

so, taking my time, i like to make you trip out on my imagination.

the tall trees ate all the small ones, he needs a toothpick. yea hey buddy you got a branch stuck in your buckteeth. its not coming out it might be jammed. here, i brought a crowbar. you broke your tooth with the crowbar? whyd you do that? you took a big swing at the stick stuck? whatever, imma grab an iced latte and chill. ill call it, Latte and Chille. music is the age of the future. Idk when to go to bed. i like being up and all, but the writing really sets me free. my drawing has gotten to a point where it all pretty much looks the same but i can do it for a LONG TIME so im sure ill continue of ways to do art, like this right here.

#art #artist #artwork #writing

[gale-gentlepenguin]

List of Disney Princesses and whether or not I would have dated them

(Based on the wiki)

Snow White: Gotta admit she is a sweet heart and she is a great cook. But damn that girl is too damn Naive. Like if i left her in my house I bet I would get robbed. So no I wouldnt date her

Cinderella: Now she cooks and cleans, and can totally dazzle at a ball, but the girl hangs out with rats. Like at that time I could get the plague, so no. Cant say I would date her

Aurora: Oh I would totally date aurora. She is pretty chill and like the faires blessed her with all sorts of gifts. So she is hella talented. Plus It would make the 3 fairies like my aunts and I love those fairies.

Ariel: I would not date Ariel. Look Im sorry but this girl is hella dumb. Selling your soul for legs. Like yes I get it was for love, but not ONCE did she think of writing Eric a letter that explains the situation. Also, her dad is king of the OCEAN, I aint getting on his bad side.

Belle: YOU BET YOUR ASS I WOULD DATE BELL. She is smart, caring, and totally strong willed. I love a woman that is willing to set the record straight. Also she is mega pretty. So yea. I would totally date Belle.

Jasmine: Yes. She was my first animated crush as a kid. Plus she has a PET TIGER! That is awesome. She maybe naive but she is shown to be clever. So yea, definitely dating Jasmine

Pocahontus: Yea, I would date her. She got that strong will and her grandma is a tree. That's pretty cool. Plus she is pretty so I totally would give it a shot.

Fa Mulan: FUCKING YES! Girl that can kick my ass. SIGN ME UP! I am down! And when a girl can get the EMPEROR TO BOW to her, thats the epitome of strength. But above all else. I love how she cares about her family. She did this to protect them and as someone that loves his family dearly, I can get behind that.

Tiana: Yes. A hard working gal that knows what she wants. Damn right I am all for it. She would kick my butt into shape like she did Naveen. So yea, totally down with Tiana

Rapunzel: I would say yes, especially the animated series one. Rapunzel got a plethora of skills and she knows the importance of communication. So I would have a total blast dating her.

Merida: No, mainly because I dont think she would even want to date me. And while I do Like a girl that can kick my butt, She needs to be someone that would want to date me.

Moana: Yes I would date Moana. She is just so cool. Like she would be the coolest girl I dated in that regard. When you are bros with the ocean, IMAGINE THE SURFING YOU CAN DO!

(Unofficial ones)

Tinkerbell: Nah, While i dont think height is normally a factor... I think I draw the line with Tinkerbell. (Plus peter pan tinker bell was a total B****)

Esmeralda: Yes. She is so outgoing and head strong. Hard not to be into her. So totally would date her.

Jane Porter: Woman is willing to leave her society to bang a monkey man. She is a freak, and I gotta give her props on that. Totally would date Jane

#disney princess #disney princesses #would you date

[thelittlestboi]

Its Sad boi hours

Going through some of my old save files (I tend to make a new save just after every major event so I can use the old file to replay the fun bits) and I came across one that was seemingly a dud, (me bull dorian and Cassandra in the hinterlands collecting shards) but I triggered (either by accident or maybe this is why the file existed who knows) the flirty dialog between bull and dorian the whole "conquer you" bit and I have .... thoughts. This gonna be long so scroll on or buckle up

Imagine if you will, pinning after these two, two of the most handsome men who also happen to be into men, who Also happen to represent two of the biggest parts of yourself. (A mage and a qunari) You adore them, you recognize yourself in them and you unsurprisingly develop huge fat crushes on the both of them.

But its just not quite clicking. You can flirt with Bull all day, he'll let you but its kinda like talking to a wall. He either ignores the more cringe attempts you have flirting (trying to bring up lovemaking after 2 whole conversations), or just kinda skirts the whole conversation.

While flirting with Dorian is like trying to impress the man who is better at everything. Can't complement his face, he knows he's pretty, can't complement his magic, he made time magic, we get it he's great. Can't even give him his amulet back without him yelling at you. (Which is a whole thing. I get it and its heart breaking how love starved Dorian is that he can't even accept a simple gift but thats a different rant) But Mahanon is trying so fucking hard to get these people to like him, he comes back every day and considers himself so lucky to have these men in his live as he tries to figure out who, ultimately, hes gonna really give it his all too.

So he brings them both on missions, he values thier skills and thier input and they get along well enough.... really well... and now Bulls flirting with Dorian.

And thats gotta hurt so bad. Like you've been vying for these men to notice you and instead you've ended up setting them up to each other. And yea bull says "I've got the hints" later and I feel like that makes these moments even worse?

Bull knows the inquistor has the hots for him and he blatantly and I have to belive purposely flirts with others in front of him just to see his reaction. Cassandra and Blackwall no big deal nothing is gonna come of that. But Dorian??? Oh the stab of rejection. The anger and betrayal he feels, mixed with the guilt of being upset.

He should be happy for his friends, excited for this (possibly) happy union of these two amazing men that he respects and looks up too. But he's not, he's angry and hes hurt.

He hears all the things he wished Bull would say to HIM but instead he has to listen to Dorian reject it. Turning down the very thing mahanons craves so deeply(like really that could not be more dead set on mahanon kinks if bioware tried). He wants to scream, he wants to cry, he wants to fire Bull right then and there cause its hard to not take it personal. He wants to shake Dorian till his arms break, wants to scream in his all too pretty face the hes an idiot, throwing away what could have been a perfect moment.

But he can't. Hes the inquistor and frankly there are more important things that need to be taken care of. (Ah to sprinkle in the weight of the world and the crushing need to be everyones savior all while dealing with the growing feeling of imposter syndrome) So he has to swallow all of that up, gotta push it down into a little ball of knots to deal with later. Im both happy and sad there's no dialog options for the inquistor after that scene. I dont think bioware would give me the option to cry silently, but I would and Mahanon does.

He tightens his hold on his staff as his heart tightens in his chest. His lips would tremble as he'd bite his tongue, not a sound would be heard, and from his back you'd think he hadn't even heard them. But the tears that stream down his face, that turn to ice and dissipate into nothingness before ever reaching his chin. They hold all the words he wish he could say.

#the iron bull #dorian pavus #mahanon adaar everybody #im sensitive #like diagnosed bipolar depression kinda sensitive #so that means Mahanon gets to inherite my rejection sensitivity! #and you just know evwn after mahanon ends up with one (or both of then in some cases) #this moment lives like a tumor in thw back of his head #that lite nagging thought of #qould they be happier with someone else? #someone better than you