#We Are Eves

[urmumhaha]

I wish butch n femme balls existed. Not to b a fucking sap n a massive dyke but wow. Ugh even. Just wanna wear a gown n stilettos n have my honey greet me w a bouquet before we leave n we wear matching or complimentary jewelry n spend hours on my hair and makeup to impress. N then when we get there my honey will spin me around the room for a brief dance before grabbing something to drink, wine for me n whiskey for her, as we chat w other dykes n celebrate butchfemmeness. Or whatever

#thinkin thots #sorry everyone I’m tired n a lil high after work n feeling DRAB so we r imagining #n listen I know balls r just a flaunting wrath bourgeois thing #wealth #this is just a simple indulgence for the Eve #lesbian #i #femme lesbian #butch/femme #butch lesbian #womp womp

[bezuss]

when will they learn that it never works

#like this trope>>>> #sad miserable pathetic #hannibal #hannigram #killing eve #villanelle #our flag means death #ofmd #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #good omens #mine/moje #comparative #BUT STILL ME AND WHO #ineffable husbands

[parlapina]

"How would you describe most of your favorite shows/books?"

Like this:

#that fits for sooo many shows and books lmao #good omens #ineffable husbands #loki series #lokius #killing eve #villanelle x eve #it stephen king #reddie #richie x eddie #carmilla #if we were villains #the song of achilles #call me by your name #the haunting of hill house #queer #fandom ramblings #★parlapina's ramblings★

[demon-fetal-harvest]

Sadly, the stabbing of Julius Caesar doesn't pass the Bechdel test.

#Imho Women should have been allowed to stab him too #we need more women on the business of political assassinations #ides of march #ides of march eve

[scarystickers]

Since y'all liked the first venn diagram so much I made another

The three big gay cliques of tumblr

#good omens #what we do in the shadows #our flag means death #ofmd #wwdits #toh #the owl house #heartstopper #young royals #spop #shera #steven universe #hannibal #supernatural #sherlock #bbc sherlock #killing eve

[vamplire]

me consuming every piece of queer media instead of having a social life:

#vamplire.txt #edits #house md #hannibal #what we do in the shadows #interview with the vampire #shadowhunters #red white and royal blue #our flag means death #carmilla #the last of us #good omens #young royals #heartstopper #yellowjackets #fellow travelers #shadow and bone #killing eve #first kill #the witcher

[1-0t0r]

join the polycule atom

#basically how it happened #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel lilith #hazbin hotel eve #lucifer morningstar #adamsapple #lucilith #we need a ship name for Lilith and Eve #and for Eve and Lucifer #and for the whole group #they already have a ship name! it’s #applecore #edenpoly

[cuntfan]

2000s queerphobia era, 2010s queerbaiting era, 2020s queer break-up era

#good omens #our flag means death #interview with the vampire #what we do in the shadows #a league of their own #first kill #we're living but at what cost #good omens spoilers #killing eve

[emozionidinchiostro]

How you people watch a show but are not in the fandom is wild to me, like wdym you can consume a piece of media without it consuming yourself? You guys don’t obsess to the point of madness over those fictional people? Just me?

#iwtv #supernatural #interview with the vampire #hannibal #Merlin #Star Wars #Sherlock #doctor who #Harry Potter #marauders #Star Trek #killing eve #good omens #hozier #what we do in the shadows #our flag means death

[t8oo]

does anyone remember the columbo episod where he babysits his nephew and his friends

#so i convinced my family to watch a columbo episod on christmas eve at 3 am #yea it was a stitch in crime. everyone loved it #we got to talking abt mystery solving stuff #my uncle watched alot of cartoons. he put scooby doo and we had some fun talks #scooby doo #columbo #doodle

[nickismyspiritanimal]

maybe you aren't evolved enough to appreciate female characters who are terrible people but I am. Let women be annoying, self obsessed, entitled, and as much of an asshole as their male counterparts.

#i wrote this while thinking about the double standards community forces on Britta #and while writing it i thought of killing eve #and sweet dee reynolds from its always sunny #we need more terrible women rep #sweet dee #dee reynolds #iasip #killing eve #eve polastri #villanelle #britta perry #community

[sersh]

JODIE COMER Photographed by Landon Nordeman for Vanity Fair's 2024 Hollywood Issue

#jodie comer #jcomeredit #jodiecomeredit #womenedit #vanity fair #femalestunning #flawlessbeautyqueens #dailywomen #flawlesscelebs #femaledaily #glamoroussource #thequeensofbeauty #fashion #jodiesource #tusereva #jodiecomersource #the end we start from #villanelle #killing eve #villanelleedit #killingeveedit #dailycomer #keedit #userbbelcher #userladiesblr #userladiesofcinema #chewieblog #actoredit #my edit

[goryhorroor]

horror sub-genres: found footage

#sorry if i missed some #found footage #horror #horror movies #the blair witch project #rec #paranormal activity #lake mungo #cloverfield #gonjiam haunted asylum #as above so below #creep #hell house llc #noroi the curse #one cut of the dead #the taking of deborah logon #troll hunter #behind the mask: the rise of leslie vernon #what we do in the shadows #ghostwatch #all hallow's eve #the last exorcism #deadstream #host #the poughkeepsie tapes #afflicted #dabbe the posessesion #the medium #incantation #the bay

[vagabonddd44]

the ultimate trio of “I’ve watched the big three”

#our flag means death #what we do in the shadows #good omens #doctor who #supernatural #sherlockbbc #hannibal #killing eve #nbc hannibal #interview with the vampire #good omens s2 #spn #superwholock #when will i find peace #ofmd 2 #wwdits

[sexy-sapphic-sorcerer]

My dad's lack of media comprehension serves as a fascinating litmus test for gay subtext. He "didn't pick up on any gay breadcrumbs" between Stede and Ed until the moment they kissed, but he knew that Will Byers was gay just from "it's not my fault you don't like girls" in series 3. It took him way too long to realise that there was something fruity going on in Killing Eve, but he fully believed that Sherlock and John ended up together

#my friends were making wagers on when he would clue in to ofmd and I would send them updates like: #“we just got to calico jack saying “ed and I have had our dalliances” and dad called it “an accurate depiction of complex male friendship” #ofmd #our flag means death #gentlebeard #stranger things #byler #killing eve #villaneve #bbc sherlock #johnlock

[mydairpercabeth]

Happy New Year and more importantly Happy PJO Episode 4 Eve to all who celebrate!!!

#happy new year #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #ITS PJO EVE #percy jackson the lightning thief #pjo tv #percy series #pjo tv show #annabeth chase #grover underwood #luke castellan #clarisse la rue #pjo hoo toa #riordanverse #WE GET MORE PERCABETH #WE GET SEAWEED BRAIN AND WISE GIRL TOMORROW