#WHYD HE LEAVE THO

[soulidarity]

companion

based on the companion robot chat story | xavier x reader/mc

after mc gets the new robot companion, xavier grows a bit jealous of the perfect companion

A knock at the door was heard, before MC could open it her new companion robot she had nicknamed phel was already on it.

as soon as it opened the door, a confused xavier greeted it. he looked at the robot and the door number, double checking he hadn't knocked on a stranger's door. chuckling at the situation, MC quickly went to greet him.

"thank you phel, i got it"

phel nodded and walked away, leaving a frowning hunter at the door.

"i didn't know you were busy." xavier said, a hint of annoyance in his voice.

"oh no! thats just phel, the robot companion we had talked about. I got it a few days ago, guess i forgot to tell you. come in"

the two walked in to the living room, the taller one wearily looking at the robot doing something in the kitchen as he sat down.

"whyd you get one?"

"im always too tired to do household chores, thought itd be a good way to lift up some stress from my shoulders"

phel aproached the two with tea, pouring it onto two cups, adding sugar to one of them.

"just how you like it, MC"

"thank you phel!" she smiled at it as xavier added sweetner to his own drink. the robot bowed and left the pair alone.

"i dont like it."

"oh is the tea not to your liking? i think i have other types, i can ask phel to make another pot-"

"no. i dont like the robot."

"...why?"

"its off putting. you dont need it"

"hm... i think it looks pretty great. its customizable"

"so you designed it?"

"if by designing you mean i selected the short brown hair and blue eyes option then yeah. i think i did some other stuff to it but not much."

the comment had made xavier frown even more. MC sighed and put her cup down.

"okay this is clearly a bigger problem than phel just being off putting, do you wanna talk about it?"

"well... not in front of it" he mumbled. MC rolled her eyes and grabbed his hand. "Phel, we'll be in my room. Please dont enter unless an emergency has happened" the robot nodded and continued wiping the kitchen counter.

she dragged the sulking hunter and sat him on her bed, looking down at him she spoke "so, whats wrong?"

"is it your ideal type?"

"HUH?!"

"i mean you designed him to be what you like, right? if you want me to dye my hair thats fine-"

"woah hold on. are you jealous of it?"

xavier fell silent, fiddling with the string of his hoodie. MC sat down next to him, wrapping her arms around his waist and placing her chin on his shoulder.

"y'know i love you right? i could never replace you. much less with a robot."

"it can be here all the time, it can cook, entertain, comfort and other cool features the ad talked about..."

"yknow what it cant give me? it cant give me warmth during an over night mission. i cant feel its heartbeat rising because i did something cheeky. i cant see its gaze softening as it wakes up and realizes its me. it cant be xavier, and thats all i need."

the two stayed in their position as a soft silence filled the room, xavier placing a hand over hers and squeezing it.

"...i can learn how to cook"

"i- xavier you dont need to-" she said as she laughed.

"and im good at cleaning, ill help so get rid it"

she chuckled a bit more before placing a quick kiss on his lips. "ill return it tomorrow. and for the sake of our building, you can just buy me takeout."

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i always liked android and robot stories, i feel like theres a lot to explore even tho it has been getting repetitive in recent media. so when i got this chat i was inspired to do a fic based on it. first time writing xav kinda nervouse

#love & deepspace #love and deepspace #otome #xavier x reader #xavier #xavier x mc

[haknom]

hi kayla!! i havent sent u an ask in a while loll n srry if this questions stupid,, but may i PLEASE be given a whole rundown on ur blueberry situation cs i am lost rn

OMG i havent been asked something like this HELP BUT OFC this is so long and jumbled im wishing u luck

basically blueberry was a new kid in my food and nutrition (fnn) class and honestlyyyy i just found him interesting and paid a lot of attention to him cs he was like... eye catching ? LMFAOO but i never bothered him or anything i would js glance at him a bit BUT THENN october hits and Boom im like wait do i like him and girlll yes u do...! but it wasnt like 100% there yet yk he was js nice to look at for me HELP...

it was kinda funny tho BUT ANYWAYSS i didnt care much abt him since i was like hung up on some other guy which gladly ended and then i started to care abt him a bit more and um Yeah um this happened ? we would have a few convos before his friend move but then we stopped interacting after that LMFAO,, there was a time where i asked him for help on work and bro was SOOO invested??? I ASKED HIM FOR HELP ON TWO QUESTIONS BRO PICKED UP HIS PENCIL AND WROTE DOWN STUFF FOR ME TO REMEMBER AFTER HE EXPKAINED EVERYTHING LIKE HELLOOOO I WAS GIGGLING SO BAD ?

i miss that day omg and then i remember he went away for a week cs he was sick and came back and was sooo behind on work SO he had to ask me for help Guys i swear!!! he hesitated cs he finished all his work and even went to the teacher and she was like "ohh whyd u leave that blank" and hes like "i couldnt find it sorry" and she told him to ask MEEEE i was smiling so hard Best believe!!! bro sits back down behind me and asks me for help 5 mins later BUT GUYS HIS TAPS ARE SO GENTLE LIKE BFF U SMACK A VBALL FOR A LIVING WHATTTT i miss him wait ...... there were also moments where id catch him looking at me then hed look away

LIKE GUYS TRUST I SWEARR IM NOT CRAZY (half of this is me tryna justify my delusions istg) and even on his first day in class he was looking at me Text msg proof!!! i was kinda scared tho LMFAOO but i was like okay... (i sat in a diff seat at the time) umm then second sem hit and he have no classes but he has class w my friends so we would still run into each other since i pick her up and all And guys he would look at me My friend even confirmed!!!!! and he goes quiet whenever im around like Hi.

im not scary I SWEAR ... and appearance wise umm hes 6'1, hes lowkey fit, has a right dimpel HI, idk what else oh hes mixed (half filipino half turkish) idk what else to say tho IM SORRY THIS WAS SO LONG AND ITS NOT EVEN ALL OF THE BLUEBERRY LORE LIKE U JS HAD TO BE THERE FROM THE START LMFAOO

#🍧 — k’s mutuals #i love him still dw guys

[veevadoovee]

Raiden, Otacon with a bimbo / very feminine s/o

Bimbo meaning v

Can be gender neutral! As long as they're very feminine!

Warning: suggestive but it's not completely nsfw dw

Note: Whyd I do this? Duh!! I'm a bimbo myself!! I love being girly and doing hot girl shit and show off my hotness, my whole room is pink, I'm very feminine and I love listening to ayesha erotica!! Even tho I didn't like what she did I only like her music. I just wanna do this bc I rlly love MG characters and I wanna know how they'd react. Also another note: bimbo is a derogatory term.

Feel free to request more characters for this one, I just can't decide and I'm on the mood for Raiden and Otacon atm

Raiden (post mgs2 /mgs4-mgr)

He's actually very shy about showing you around and all

He's actually pretty emo tbh ☠ just imagine him trying his best to bow his head whenever you walk around all sparkly and shit while he's just 🧍‍♂️

"Hey.. You're looking really... Sparkly. Like a fairy princess of sort-"

OK but tbh he loves you for who you are, sometimes when you ask, he can let you do his eyeliner and do his makeup if you want. You can pretty much make him your makeup tester and he won't mind at all. As long as you don't bring him out like that though. (Pssst he will keep the eyeliner and the eyeshadow)

He loves your heels hehe he's very supportive of what you wanna wear, it's you, it makes you feel pretty, so he likes that.

Otacon

Like Raiden, he's very shy...

He's a flustered mess, he can't decide if he would keep his eyes on you or not because he didn't wanna be disrespectful

"Is it... Necessary to show that much skin? N-Not that I'm against it but- aren't you a little cold??"

Poor boy he's so innocent at times. But it makes him feel like he's dating an irl anime girl bc of ur makeup and you looking like a real life Bratz 😻

Imagine him with a face full of pink kiss marks because of you, it would leave him in such a cute giggling mess.

As for the stuff you wear, he's not against them, though it does make him feel really flustered at times. His eyes darting somewhere and you cant tell where because of his foggy glasses😈. If it makes you feel pretty, he likes that.

#mgr #raiden #metal gear rising #metal gear solid #otacon #x reader #mgs #mgr headcanons #mgs headcanons

[arillusionist]

s&b season2ep4 reaction!! book update: i finished seige and storm. it was lwk boring and im literally so mad bc alina deserves SO much better than mal hes such a hoe. anyways

help whats going on i kinda forgot what happened in the last episode

time to go read my own reaction

HELL NAH ITS BEEN A WHOLE WEEK SINCE I WATCHED THIS SHOW?? anyways i kinda remember the last ep now but my reaction is mostly crows stuff so it wasnt That helpful

ANYWAYS

even though mal is muchhhhhh better in the show i like the direction theyre taking with alina actually marrying nikolai

then again i havent read the kos duology (yet) so i dont know anything abt his real romance story so thats probably why i dont mind

stop mal telling alina shes his nation is so cute unlike in the books

and the way they actually do have some chemistry?? im sorry for ever hating you show malina 😔😔

is that the brother i cant tell

why does baghra lwk piss me off ...i cant tell if its because she wont stfu or because shes js boring

GENYA ☹️☹️

🥱🥱

FINALLY

"it'll give me some comfort to know you're with me" ohhhdhfmyygodddd and then her smile ahhhh

i cant tell if inej is mistaking kaz telling her to leave the city as him wanting her gone, when in reality hes js tryna protect her

or if shes just not promising it because she cant

theyre so complicated they make me sick (i love them 😭😭😭)

AWW THE I LIKE YOUR STUPID FACE LINE its different but whatever

WAITT JESPER BASICALLY CALLED HIM AND KAZ BROTHERS AND KAZ DIDNT EVEN DISAGREE?? HE LITERALLY AGREED

no cuz i actually thought kaz was gnna punch him or something but thats nice

no mourners no funerals 🙏🙏

NINA DECKING KAZ HELL YEAH I NEEDED TO SEE THAT

Dont take this as me disliking kaz btw hes my 2nd favorite character i js need to see him being put in his place

i have the most out of pocket thing to say but im not gnna say it

there are two heartrenders right there why dont they just check his pulse to see if hes lying

oh now they do it

i feel like maybe this is how they incorporate the crows into alina's plot - they'll ask them to find the sword since theyre criminals and know more than just the "wider black market"

IM LITERALLY A GENIUS HELLO????

NOT ME PREDICTING IT LIKE 2 SECONDS BEFORE HE SAYS IT

they cant just show kaz and nina for two seconds and then cut to another scene hello

OH NVM its an inej scene 🙏🙏

its so dark i can barely tell whats happening

oh they did the pox thing too they really taking half of crooked kingdom's plot huh

yeah now they decide to explain the plan

kaz is actually being so much like book kaz in this scene

"the trick is not to love anything" YEAH YOU KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT... and with nina in the background too?? i wish inej was here tho like in the books

i think shes busy saving those randos

"something you'd sacrifice everything for and it makes you weak" stop projecting

SIX FEET DEEP

see inej really needs to be here now nina and jesper kinda know his backstory but she doesnt

then again its more meaningful if he tells her on his own time

HIS SMIRK

"im begging you" "are you?" hes not begging but i can

sorry

HIM ASKING FOR THE QUITCLAIM DEED FOR INEJ 🥺🥺 him liquifying everything he owns in the books is still better tho

THE LOOK IS HIS EYES - this is not freddy carter acting as kaz this is LITERALLY kaz

lmfaoo the offended look on toyla's face

WHYD THAT ACTUALLY SCARE ME (the guy sneaking up behind mal)

ok so i have a class so i'll watch the rest later

im backkk

seeing that vasily guys face after a few hours is such a jumpscare like why is he so ugly

bruh i jus realized theyre not gonna do the thing where inej cuts a line above pekkas heart 😐another kanej moment wasted

hjdkfk wylan hiding under the table when jesper asks him out

this conversation is so awkward i keep pausing it 😭

its cute tho

omg just kiss already the tension is getting to me

finally!!! 🙏🙏

WAIT FUCK I JS REALIZED THATS ANOTHER MOMENT WASTED CUZ THEY CANT DO THE JESPER KISSING THE WRONG GUY THING IF THE SPINOFF HAPPENS

im not really liking how they did wesper anyways.... with the whole one night stand thing... 😐

ok. yeah. wow. go from super cute fluffy wesper to kanej angst. yeah. remind me of what i dont have.

kaz saying that theres a weak link in the crew and inej thinks it means her but hes actually talking ab HIMSELF because shes his weakness and shes the person he would sacrifice everything for and AUGHHH

the difference between the show and the books when kaz gives her the paper is crazy

wish they had kept the book's scene fr

waittt is nikolai adopted??

oh he is

tamar and nadia definitely have something going on its already canon that nadia is into girls so!!

did the vasily guy die i hope he did 🙏🙏

why didn't baghra just. do that before. yk BEFORE she got her damn finger cut off

"your obsession with the fold is naive" is bro talking about alina or himself

and thats it watch me wait another week again before watching the next episode 💀

#shadow and bone #grishaverse #sab reaction

[mousegirlheart]

whyd he fuckin leave tho

delivery guys get mad when you select the 'leave at door and socially distance' option instead of coming to the street to get it from their car directly so they dont have to, yknow, do the thing they're paid to do

[lafrexniere]

where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyuuuuuuuuu

Lemme address my disappearance.

Im so sorry, Im super busy right now I will probably be more active in the last week of august and first two weeks of september bc thats when everyone leaves and I'm still at home chillin bc i go to school so late. There's just a lot going on and the only down time I get I just play video games or do nothing bc it's exhausting, so I will try to write again when I can but theres just a whole lot of physical and mental drainage right now.

My life rn:

Had strep throat for two weeks

Grad party

Time with my bf - this is taking a lot of my time up

Summer hockey - Drama with my teammates but its whatever idc last game is tonight then im done. Just people don't know how to treat goalies thats all I will say especially when ur the only one who willingly volunteered to play goalie (I LOVE MY GOALIE PARTNER THO LOVE LOVE LOVE HER) but when you are the only goalie on the team for a while and every loss becomes your fault even tho every shot you face is a breakaway and you face so many shots they stop counting and I manage to let in 5-6 goals a game bc no one is playing defense whatever (sorry rant)

Summer college class - also taking up a lot of time

Golfing

Packing and shopping for college

Managing a college hockey team

Performing at a music festival - practices

Other performance and rehearsals for other groups

My friends all kinda left me meaning I have lack of motivation to really do stuff bc sad - main motive for lack of inspo, this is a whole long story but I'll say it anyway: My bf is a year older than all of my friend group and plays hockey, they are not hockey people and they all have some problem that he doesnt do the same thing they do so they kinda exclude him when I host things and it just becomes and awkward situation. A whole thing went down with prom pics bc I left a gc with my toxic ex who is in the friend group who is nothing but mean to me and my bf and no one knows, me leaving that gc caused a whole uproar meaning everyone cancelled prom pics with me and tried to relocate an event I WAS HOSTING. There was a lot of lying and betrayal of trust and even tho they apologized no one will tell me the truth about prom. I then went to a concert with two of my friends in that group and they basically ditched me at the concert and were like whispering about stuff i already knew about and it was just like hurtful. Now they all do stuff without me and post it on Snap and Bereal where they know I can see it and dont even think to invite me. They all ignored me at MY OWN grad party yesterday so yeah whyd you come if it was to not see me (that sounds selfish im sorry) so theres my situation

Writers block 🤪 - trust me ive tried working on prompts you all have sent me and i just cant get started or i do start and its just like he said she said things and it just gets too boring

Sorry this became a little rant but yeah this is where I have disappeared to

Feel free to message me here tho or my insta (same username) if you want to talk about hockey boys or hockey or whatever and maybe even get to know me a little this is a sneak peek into my life 😁

[oddatbest]

I had a Jerma dream last night...

So, the dream was originally that I was trying to infiltrate the computer systems of some big company so could mess with their whole business, but I get into the server room and it's like 6 old ass Macintosh computers and Jerma is there using 2 of them to stream. He see me and just goes "Oh hey" and keep streaming. Immediately my dream is now about hanging out with Jerma, and somehow in my dream I very sleep too. He's doing his thing and chat is doing theirs and he's just like "can't any of you be normal!" So I put a message in chat that says "Thanks Jerma, I like you!" Which he reads out loud in the Otto voice, emphasizing Like all confused and laughs, asks me "Like? Whyd you write like?" And I just say I though saying love would be too much. I apparently he was doing a thing where he takes comments he enjoys and adds the user to a contest draw, where they can draw something to win the contest. Immediately I start drawing him, but I only draw his hair and start getting really sleepy. I'm sitting beside him tho and he sees it and he's like hey that's pretty good, now just add my head" but he draws his own head shape and makes it HUGE and laughs "Whoops!" He tires to add his own eyes and mouth to match the size of the giant head he made and he cant stop laughing saying "oh dude I'm so sorry, I just - hahaha, what WERE you going to draw?" I explain that i was going to draw him in a suit of armor, he replies "Oh that's kick ass! But oh God my giant head" I say it's fine, as long as I get to borrow the armor, I could use his helmet as a shield. At this he laughs SO hard, and now I'm laughing, and then he gets up saying "I have to leave, I need to take a walk, I'll be back". At some point tho I guess it all got clipped, and he posted it on his discord, and someone animated it. And they had this funny little gray ghost guy to represent me but I never got to watch the clip. Still, made me laugh hard enough I woke up.

#jerma #jerma985 #jerma dream #jerma dream archive

[chaeyoungeeee]

why is love so hard?

summary- y/n and taehyung are dating. their girlfriend and boyfriend. with love comes many hardships and this couple struggles with all the issues especially because their fairly young. will it last forever or will they breakup?

rating- 16+

pairings- boyfriend taehyung, girlfriend y/n

genre- eventual smut ig, couple

warning- angst, arguments, grinding lol, breast play, light spanking lol

disclaimer- i don’t own taehyung! this is just a ff

A/N: heyy, this is my first ever ff so im not very used to what i’m supposed to do to make it a good one! please make sure to tell me if there is anything to do to improve. im planning on making a series. maybe every chapter can be a different argument concept! anyways i hope this is good <3 omg also pls ignore my punctuation and vocab their is not a range im sorry 😭 it will defo improve tho overtime just not rn

it was a saturday afternoon and there you sat at the coffee shop alone because your boyfriend left you to go talk to his childhood girl best friend. you cross your arms and sigh, you think its best to not look at him to avoid getting jealous. its not a big deal you think. but its annoying to be left alone for some prettier girl. you decide to distract yourself on your phone. you were planning not to say anything until you look up at them and their hugging. in what situation does it involve for her to hug him?? you thought they were just talking. you decide to ignore it. you dont wanna be known as a bitch you know? you get so fed up you stand up and gather your things and leave, choosing to be blind from the apparent flirting that is going on between them.

you decide to indulge in some self care. you have a warm bubble bath, you do a facemask, you make yourself some cookies and guess what? still taehyung isnt home. you scoff to yourself and go over to the couch, turning the tv on. you decide to put mean girls on. always a movie that distracts you but not right now. what if taehyung likes his best friend better now? you decide to just have a nap because it seems nothing is working to distract yourself. your slumber is soon interrupted by taehyung carrying you upstairs. you open your eyes and furrow your eyebrows. “tae..?” *you rub your eyes softly.* “what time is it..?” he licks his lips “its 7:43pm, baby. whyd you leave the coffee shop?” he puts you down on the bed. you scoff “are you being serious?? been at the coffee shop for 2 hours? what were you even doing with her, huh? i left because you clearly were having fun with your friend. why were you hugging her??” you question, frowning a little. were you just not good enough or something? he bites his lip in frustration and ruffles his hair. “listen, babe. we havent seen each other for 9 years. she was the one talking to me. did you think i wanted to talk to her for 2 hours? i wanted to talk to you only. i was just being polite.” you sigh “answer my question, taehyung. why were you guys hugging??” he sits at the edge of the bed, clearly fed up. “can i not hug my friends now? can you just stop crying about it? its not even a big deal, babe.” youre offended now. youre not making a big deal out of this. its just frustrating. “you know what? why dont you fuck off to her then if im making such a big deal about this, huh??” he glances over at you in disbelief. “baby- stop this. you know i dont want her. youre the only one i want.” you purse your lips. “clearly not.. i’m going out. dont even try and follow me.” and with that you begin to walk to the door. he raises his voice a little “you cant just walk away from this y/n! if youre genuinely jealous we need to talk about it.” you shake your head “im not talking about anything with you, fuck off.” and you open the door and slam it behind you. leaving taehyunf alone. you decide to get in your car and drive to your friends house. youre honestly so tired with all this.

5 hours later- 10:13.

you walk in the house, tired asf and youre sure taehyung has probably left until you walk into the kitchen. peonies on the counter..? your favourite flowers. you smile a little and turn to the dining table where taehyung sits, asleep on his arm. you see a paper folded beside him, being curious you go over to him and open it. ‘im so sorry babe. i didnt mean to make you jealous. i promise i wont leave you again without bringing you with me. i love you, princess.’ you blush. princess?? thats new. you feel taehyungs eyes on you and you put the paper down. hes awake now. taehyung yawns softly. “im sorry, jagiya…” you sigh and you find purchase on his lap, looping your arms around his neck. “im sorry to.. i might have made a big deal out of it but i was just.. mad.” you decide to connect your lips. taehyungs hands fall to your hips, squeezing softly as you mouth at his lips, you dart your tongue inside his mouth as he does the same. you have an idea. you slowly begin to grind on his crotch. he groans into your mouth as you do the same, savouring the feeling of his long thick clothed member against your sex that is already wet. you pull away. “fuck i need you so bad, baby..” you continue to grind harder. his hand falls onto your ass, slapping it harshly. you moan. “baby.. please just fuck me.” he smirks “not yet, jagiya.” he slides his hands up to your boobs that are spilling out off your dress. he slides the straps off your dress down and begins to fondle with your breasts, his fingers teasing the buds by pinching them. arousal dripping both of you, hot bodies rocking against each other. the sound of you guys moaning. this is the best thing you ever came up with to forget about an argument!

[forjongseong]

hi nana *insert jakes squaring up pose* I'm here to provide ✨ commentary ✨ bcs I'm feel like giving it ;w; dunno of I'd do the same for the rest tho ISKDOEKDO

THIS IS FOR PART 3 JUST SAYING SINCE I JUDT FOUJD OUT I HAVENT READ IT YET EITHER???????????

Are you covering up the hickeys? Did I leave too many? — BOYYYYY YES U PROLLY DID BUT DONT BE SHY, LEAVE SOME MORE“Right, sorry, Boss,” Jay cleared his throat. You looked at him and he winked. It took everything in you not to blush and laugh. — U SLY LITTLE FUCK LMFAO THATS SO HOT STOOOPPPP I LITERALLY GIGGLED

The other staff quickly sipped their morning coffee, or tea, and some were still chewing the snacks they got from the bar. When it comes to morning meetings, you insisted that they store munchies in the snack bar and serve fresh pots of coffee and tea so the staff do not need to worry about getting breakfast and arriving late. — UGH WHAT A QUEEN WE LOVE A COOL BOSS WHO KNOWS THE STRUGGLES IN LIFE AND LETS U GET AWAY WITH IT 🤧

On the other side of the room, Jay gulped. Hearing you say those words reminded him of when you sucked the life out of him in your office. The first of many sinful rendezvous with you. — 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😵😵😵😵😵🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

“Oh my God,” Keeho suddenly spoke. Sumin and Theo who were sitting next to him turned their heads towards him. “Costume party.”— what if yn just dressed up as a hot CEO which she alrdy is with those tight slacks that show of her ass and those tight fitting button ups 🤤 that'd still also be hot but I'm pretty sure u qint going for that. if they go as some cliche character like Harvey quinn and joke or like a devil and an angel NAHH BITCH IM THROWING U OUT

Jay carefully pulled his hand away, not wanting to feel even more flustered than he was. You chuckled and stood up, patting him on the back before leaving the meeting room. — whyd I find that hot

“I am unemployed,” Beomgyu said with a straight face. The other staff started giggling. — LMFAO GYUUUUU SIDKEKDUAHHAHAHA CACKLING AT THIS DKZODKD THIS IS SO FUNNY NANA SROP

“And there’s your pilot!” Yeonjun shouted, tilting his chin to whoever was behind you. — my face >>> 😳😳😲😲😲😱😱😱😱😱

“You know I don’t tolerate messy,” you eyed the rest of your staff who immediately threw their teasing smiles away. “Stay neat and presentable until the party, then you can let loose.” — LITERALLY FANGIRLING RN I LOVE THID

“No, no, that’s the problem,” you brought your hands to cover your mouth. “I like it a little too much,” your voice trailed off at the end, almost making the last word sound like a whimper. — 🤭🤭🤭🥴🤸‍♀️🦧🦍

After leaning in to kiss your knee, not forgetting to give your thighs a squeeze, Jay stood up and walked out of your office like nothing happened. You began to regret why you approved of your staff’s idea of a costume party. Or maybe you should actually be thanking them. — STOPPPPP HES SUCH A TEASE

You smiled back as you glanced at his nametag. “Hi, Sunoo. You’re dressed as a barista?” — SUNOO AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

“You said you hated the ocean but you’re surfing now…” — girl.... I'm sorry but I hate this song 😵😵😵😵

“All for you,” you said, unbuttoning his jacket but keeping it on and pulling the belt off. “Sir.” — GOSH STOP IM BLUSHING sorry if Don t commentate much on the smut scenes I'm just too giddy to take the time to comment on every signle little thing but just so u know, I am IN LOVE

“Stop blushing, Park,” you muttered, smiling and picking up your pace to leave him behind you. — CUTEEEEEE AAAA I HOPE THEY GET MARRIED HERE

— oooooh I like the picture taking scene hehehe I'm guessing I have a thing for being recorder/taken a picture of before after or during sex bcs this is such a turn on

“Please excuse my husband,” you said to the old couple as you dragged Jay with you, walking past them and carefully observing them until they disappeared into the elevator. — LMFAOSKCKWOSNSHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY

“Y/N~” Jay called you by your name this time, added with a touch of adorable sulkiness. — AAWWWWWWW JAYYYYYY WHAT A CUTIIEEEE ALSO the following convo after this LMFAO ALSO VER HILAROUS I love how outrageous, blunt, and somewhat demanding jay Jay (in a good way)

Jay clicked his tongue and the elevator dinged. “Who needs sleep when I could be having sex with you?” — JAY THAT WAS SO HOT (293393929)

It was then that Jay realized you weren’t getting tired of him or trying to get rid of him. He instantly felt bad. Pouting, he took your hand on his face, brought it to his lips and kissed the back of your hand. — NO JAY MY BABY DONT BE INSECURE OR ANYTHING you're the literal most sweet hearted boy ever I'm so soft for both this character and the man he is irl🤧

“I love you.” — AAAHHHH ITS STARTING OMG GO PROPOZE AND GET MARRIED AND LIVE A HAPPILY EVER AFTER PLEASE I BEG

“Crimson red,” he answered. The color of your lipstick. The color of his chin after you first made out with him in your office. The color of his intense feelings for you. — oooooooooo OMGGGGGGGG THATS CUTEEEE

THERE YOU GO BITCH IT WAS AMAZING NOW I TAKE A BREAM AND THEN READ PART 3.5

APPRECIATE THIS LONG FEEDBACK THAT MIMICS THE WAY I DO IT FOR OTHER WRITERS /CHEERS /CLINKS GLASSES

You chuckled and stood up, patting him on the back before leaving the meeting room. — whyd I find that hot

IT IS HOT ISN'T IT???

IF YOU HATE THE SONG WHY NOT KEEP IT TO YOURSELF INSTEAD OF ADDING IT TO THE FEEDBACK? I LOVE BAM BAM GET OUTTTT

“Who needs sleep when I could be having sex with you?” — JAY THAT WAS SO HOT (293393929)

Jay really said "I got a bed but I'd rather be in yours tonight"

WAITING FOR YOUR SCREAMING ABOUT PART 3.5 it's half the length of the usual parts aksdhajkshdas AND THEN YOU STILL HAVE PART 4 TO READ HELPPPPP PACE YOURSELF

#nanaanswers #from.mirai #nanafeedbacks #fic: millones

[faerociousbeast]

i skipped through some persons playthrough of the honkai starrails beta on double speed. i dont like hoyo so under the cut will not have anything cut back. Thank you

- woewwwww i cant believe they LITERALLY copied persona 5. thats so crazy. wowww

- lets go lesbians! i dont understand any of the plot rn bc im skipping all of it but. yayy. or nayy. i think. mayhe the worlds ending. I dont know

- wow we a vessel

- bitch doesnt even know cpr!!! 1. you CHEST COMPRESS FIRST you do NOT go straight in for the *RESCUE BREATHS*. and you DEFINITELY do not close your eyes and even if you do you don't do it that fucking slowly or from that angle you rhink the damn pwrsons dying cmon man 😭😭 he was just shooting his shot like hes in sleeping beauty or whatever. hes cute tho and we WERE alive and didnt NEED cpr so i guess i can let it slide. but if we DID need it on the other hand...... walking encyclopedia my ASS. march whyd tou abandon us is it cuz we're a guy

- "cutie" "gonna leave to go save this random dude" so we in a wlw mlm solidarity thing then? i am clearly being baited.

- I LOVE ARLAN HES MT FAVOURITE his skin tone JUMPSCARED ME THO like in a hoyo game?!? he better not be another kaeya. please. Pleeeease let there be more of us dont let arlan suffer this alone

- WDYM WE DONT GET HIM PLAYABLE ON OUR TEAM 😭😭 oh i guess he is injuredBUT STILL

- dan heng JUMPSCARE!!! hello sir. this person immediately switched to him to run around everywhere which is honestly fair if not a little funny

- i like dan hengs... burst. Thing. he just stabs you excspt theres leaves everywhere and stuff

- mc just. batter up! fuckinghdnnf obliberates you

- actuslly why was there even a rucking. Bat just Laying yhere in the dirsr place did they explain that or was i just noy paying attentiok

- yeah i sure HOPE this isnt """indicative of the fimal product""" bc WTF KIND OF ATTACK NAME IS """GIRL POWER""" HELP MENCNSHAHA

- actually im gonna see if i can find a playthrough with the female protag later bc im curious to see if any of the lines change. like the time himeko asks about march

- person chose the neutral option on march and march responded "so now we have two dan hengs on our team...." I KNEW IT HES GAY HAHAHAH

- asta is what kokomi SHOULD HAVW BEEN if they didnt HATE HER

- ljterally copied persona obviously. persona is the only turn based team strategy fighting games where you run around ever.

#fae watches stuff

[my-hyperfixations]

Hi this is my Fundywastaken Wedding rant

So I’m a relatively new fan. I’ve only been a fan of these streamers/the smp for a couple of weeks, but I knew what it was because my friend would rant about it to me.

Now as a person on tumblr, pinterest, AO3, and many other fandom sites, I got sucked into the shipping, relatively Dreamnotfound. I heard about some of the things Dream did on the SMP and I was like “Man he sounds like a jerk why do people like him” and my friend said “Oh yea he did all that stuff ‘cause Tommy burned down George’s house” I legit looked at her and went “... wait he literally tortured people and got put into prison because a child burned down his friend’s house?” “Yep” “Man, talk about a simp.”

I’ve also seen different streams and compilations of DNF and such. 

I would say I’m a relatively peaceful shipper, but sometimes I can get a bit intense. Not really with this ship though. (okay maybe a little bit)

Now, I had known that Fundy and Dream were going to get married in minecraft, but I didn’t really know the outcome. 

I like Fundy. He’s a really talented streamer. But there were some things that I heard about that kinda made me question his relationship with Dream.

First off, and I know y’all have probably heard this millions of times, but Fundy proposes after one date? Guaranteed, he did an AMAZING job setting it up.....but still? One date?  

Second off, I’m not really clear about the whole ‘honeymoon’ thing, but there’s something about how Dream hates iron doors?? and that’s what Fundy made their honeymoon suite out of?? I don’t know about y’all but that’s a big red flag for me. 

Then there’s the wedding. 

So first off, I loved this video, I actually just watched it for the first time a couple of hours ago. 

The outfits? Amazing.

Fundy’s skills? Perfection.

The map? Absolutely stunning. 

Tommy and Ranboo as the flowers girls while humming the Avengers theme? Glorious.

Wilbur being the priest? Fabulous. 

Sapnap being Dream’s Dad and giving him away? Wholesome. 

I genuinely liked the wedding and relatively enjoyed it, since Fundy seemed so excited to marry Dream and all that. Dream was also really impressed with Fundy and for this moment, everything seemed like it would be fine. 

But there were a couple of red flags I noticed, along with a couple other things. 

So first off, again y’all have heard this before, but the hesitation from Dream? He is silent for waaaaaay to long after Wilbur does the whole “Do you accept Fundy as a partner” thing. Silent way too long he couldn’t have used an excuse such as “sorry I zoned out” or something. Also, how throughout the majority of the wedding, Dream just kept looking around while meanwhile Fundy’s camera stays fixated on Dream for practically the entire time of the wedding. This was kinda normal but it just stuck out to me. 

There was also the silence. Now as a DreamNotFound shipper, I wanted to know what George thought of it as I had not really heard what he thought of it beforehand. George was silent through practically the entire time, (except the end but hang on I’ll get there in a sec) the only time he really ‘says’ anything is when he puts the “:’)” emoji in the chat. This made me think he might not be connected to audio, so I was like “oh okay he can’t really say anything alright.”

Also the vows? I ranted about this to my sister. Fundy’s seemed so personalized and dedicated to Dream, describing their relationship and Fundy’s devotion to him. But Dream’s? It practically sounds like he made them up on the spot. Almost like he wasn’t prepared. And it wasn’t necessarily all that special to Fundy, it’s the typical ‘You make me happy’ speech. 

And then there’s the objection.

When I tell you my jaw dropped, I mean my sister looked over at me and she just goes “What happened? What happened did someone do something tell me now!” (My sister is a minor fan after she listens to me rant about it, she’s also a dnf shipper) 

I was so shocked, like I was kinda expecting it but I thought that was just the fangirl side of me being like “oh it’s gonna be canon” as in “the fans are gonna ignore canon and pretend this happened” type thing but no?? George actually did it?? AND AT THE WEDDING?? 

(I’m sorry but George not knowing how to get on stage tho lol)

George pushing Dream off the stage and hitting Fundy and Wilbur?? The part of me that was liking the wedding was like “wHAT” while the dnf shipper side of me was like “oH MY GOD IT’S HAPPENING IT’S ACTUALLY HAPPENING”

And the kiss? 

I’ve literally thought about this for hours. 

George straight up kisses Dream?? I screamed? Like both in fangirl and in both wedding disaster horror? George actually kisses Dream. Then there’s the whole “I did what I had to do.” “What, kiss me?!” thing. Dream appears to be verbally and outwardly mad about George ‘interrupting’ the wedding,  but like ..... idk man i don’t know what to think anymore.

The drama that ensures when Sapnap drags George away from Dream and everyone huddles around Dream and Fundy. Holy crap I got anxiety just watching it. 

Then Tommy asks “Dream, did you pull away when George kissed you?” 

And George says “No he didn’t, no he did’t!”

Fundy’s heartbroken “Why?” 

AND DREAM STRAIGHT UP LEAVES?! 

Now first off, this is minecraft. It’s a flipping video game. All Dream could’ve done was press a button/move his mouse whatever and he would’ve moved away from George. But he didn’t? 

Now I know this is all acting but DANG WHY AM I SO ADDICTED TO ANGST?!

Dream leaves? Now I can understand why, he was getting pressurized by everyone and probably felt overwhelmed, but .................. i have no words for it. Why did he leave? Was it just simply because he felt pressurized like everyone is saying on this site? Or was it for some other reason? 

Dream did hesitate to say “I do.” 

This is all acting, but holy crap. This is so much drama right now and even the fandom is torn over it.

It’s been four months.

I’m going to need a part two explaining on whether Dream and Fundy are going to make up, if they’re going to split peacefully, if it’s true that Dream secretly was in love with George? I NEED ANSWERS IM SO TORN ABOUT THIS I CANT EVEN THINK OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAASDLKFALSDKGHAL 

#dream #dreamsmp #fundy #dsmp fundy #dnf #fundywastaken #rant #dreamnotfound #fwt #wedding gone wrong #someone help me #why am i so addicted to minecraft youtubers #this was so intense holy crap #WHYD HE LEAVE THO #FUNDY AND DREAM I NEED ANSWERS #fandom come help me please #lets just all sit on discord and rant about what we think happened afterward #someone make it and send me the code please #im lonely #dang #im ranting in the tags again #this is fun #so how y'all been #okay it's like 6 am i gtg #bye thanks for coming to my tedtalk #add more tags if ya want #georgenotfound #dream mcyt #mcyt #shipping hell

[a-very-tired-raven]

Hello there! I just read your Swatch x Reader headcanons and was wondering Could i possibly get a Spamton x Reader where Spamton is just totally confused on if the Reader genuinely loves him or if its just some sales pitch. Hes been my comfort character for a while so it'd be nice :>

thank you for reading my silly request :]

Hiya broski! Sorry this took a bit to answer! I didn't really know how to approach this ask. I'm new to fics so I needed to take a bit to prepare so I would know how to write this and to get into the lil man's head if that's alright! Hope you enjoy my dude and remember to lemme know if anythings wonky!

●True Intentions ●

"Here you go sir, your order?" He gave a polite nod to the server "Yes thank you." They gave a small smile and walked away. He took a small sip of his drink as he returned to his thoughts. Spamton was....confused to say the least. He met you about a week ago in the alleyway of his shop.

You'd been looking for your pet or something and tried to dig in a garbage bin....Which was actually his shop. That was locked. He just got back with some goods thst he got a nice deal on and all he saw was some stranger pulling on the lock to his shop. He angerly poked on your waist to see what you were up to.

"What are you doing?!"You jumped and awkwardly explained what it was you were doing when he demanded to know what you were up to.

"I uh..lost my pet..I thought I seen her go off this way?" Of course he was still skeptical but put his goods up and helped you look.

Eventually you two did find what you were looking for and you thanked him more times then we could count. Right before you left is when you started the confusion. You awkwardly asked for his number, and when asked why you nervously shrugged and said he was nice and you thought he was cute. Which absolutely baffled him

When was the last time someone complemented him? Let alone ask for his number and want to spend more time again. He accepted of course and didn't think anything of it.

He started thinking about it when he ran into you almost every day for the rest of the week. Everytime you saw him you were thanking him,and trying your best to make small talk.

This included asking him questions, like what did he do for a living,how many sales has he made,what's the biggest deal he's made. All if which he's awkwardly responded to with vague and short answers. This made him even more suspicious. Whyd you wanna know so much about his job and deals?

He hasn't seen you since everyone's moved to the dark town. Maybe he wouldn't see you again. If there's a whole 'nother dark world who's to say there's not more? Maybe you were somewhere else.

The smell of pastries pulls him out of his thoughts a little. Banana nut he thinks. He does admit you are kinda cute.. which brings him to the present. Why him? It's pretty well known he's a business man.

A horrible one at that. He only Ever gets people's attention when they want to get a deal or a-a..a sales pitch...

His fists clench. Of course. Why else would you go after someone like him? You just wanna make a sales pitch. Nothing more then that. You could of just said so. You didn't have to barge in his life like that and lead him on all for the sake of a deal. It all makes sense now!

Who makes small talk like that??? About deals,and sales...why was that the first question to asked? Why not start off with basic small talk?? Why be interested in him? Why him? Why'd you need to know what his biggest sale and deal was! Of all the people...You just wanted a good deal...

He doesn't hear the distant chime of the Cafe bell. He just angrily glares daggers at his own reflection. It wasn't until a shy familiar voice spoke pointedly in his direction did he force his head out of the clouds.

"Hey Spamton! I uhm.. how are you doing today?" You give a soft smile and take a seat in front of him. "I'm fine" He looked the other way. "Um.. " You glance at the window. You look at his order. "Ohh number 7! That's a good one. Moonberry fudge and a gram apple muffin. Nice." You give a soft smile.

He just remains quiet. You seem a little anxious by now. "..weather's nice huh?.." with only a human for a response you start brimming with anxiety. You try a different approach. "I had a good day at work! We didn't have any rude people.." You look at him.

"Uh how about you? How's work? You made any good sales today?" He looks up at you with a harsh glare. "Wouldn't you like to know!" You flinch and your happy aura quickly forms into an apologetic one.

"I-..im-im sorry..I didn't mean to ask anything sensitive.." You give a sorry look. "I didn't did i?" You look down at your hands. Spamtion hesitates for a moment. No.. He..He cant hesitate. He stands up.

"Yes. Yes you did impose. You imposed in my life acting all kind when I know what you really want." You have the audacity to look confused. "What are you talking about?." He ignores you and heads towards the exit. "Spamton? Spamton wait! Please..I just wanna kno-"

Your conversation fades to the back of his mind as he exists the Cafe and heads towards his house. He should have know better. That way it wouldn't have hurt as bad... He gives a soft wave to a wherewire and keeps walking. After a little bit he stops walking immediately when he feels I small tap on his shoulder.

He turns. "What?!" You give a hurt expression and focus on your hands. "I um..I just wanted to apologize for imposing.. I didn't know you didn't like talking about that" He rolls his eyes. "Just leave me alone already. It's pretty obvious you just want to talk business." Confusion crosses your face once more.

"What? What are you talking about?" His fists clench again. "Aw stop playing dumb already! It's pretty obvious you don't like me, Your just after a good deal or you want a chance at being some big shot with a sales pitch!" He didn't realize he was yelling.

Your practically cowering at this point. "I-what! No-No I'm not! Please believe me I really do like you.. I don't even know how to do business like that!" You have your hands up in front of you as if a policeman had pulled you over.

He falters for a moment. He looks back up again when you speak up. Sorta. "Please..is there anything I can do to make you believe me..." You say just barely above a whisper. He just remains quiet. After a moment of shared silence you were fed up.

"Fine then! I'll prove I'm crazy for you! Absolutely bonkers! You hear?!" You grab both his shoulders, "H-Hey! Put me down!" And yank him up and plant a big kiss on his cheek. "Now will you please go on a date with me?!"

Your face is absolutely covered top to bottom with a beautiful shade of red. Both from anger and embarrassment.After a moment of silence you awkwardly drop him. "S-sorry.." you hide your face in the neck if your shirt.

His cheeks are burning a bright peachy color. "Um..it's alright" after a small beat of silence he adds "yes."

You look back down at him. "Yes what??" You look confused. "...yes I'll go on a date with you.." He doesn't think anyone who'd want some deal would go that far. He believes you now and he says so.

Your quiet for a moment. A small smile works its way on your face. "Alrighty come on, I know just the place" you give a small wink and grab his hand dragging him off to who knows where. "W-what now?!" He gives a baffled expression as he tries to keep up.

You turn and look down again "yes now silly! I gotta make sure you belive me 100!" percent!. "A-alright then..." maybe this wouldn't be so bad after all...

ISNSJSS God that was a lot! And toughie! I enjoyed it tho!

#ravenwrites #raven writes #spamton #spamton deltarune #spamton x reader #reader x spamton #spamton dr #dr spamton #i hope this wasnt that bad #i tried lol #edgy answers

[calehenituseappreciation]

Tommy thinking Sam Nook and Sam are two different people would lead to such funny senarios.

Especially if you apply this logic to everyone.

what if mexican dream and quackity are the same people and that was just him making fun of dream and making tommy laugh and tommy genuinely thinks dream killed mexican dream and that hes a different person

and when ranboo pretended to be killed by clarencio

he just doesnt realise

he thinks girl dream is someone else too

tubbo genuinely has a bunch of personalities and so he thinks theyre all different people (and also he doesnt realise theyre the same people a lot)

sam, in his normal voice: tommy do you have the- tommy, crying: what happened to sam nook?

sam proceeds to live as sam nook around tommy because he once tried to tell tommy sam nook isnt real and he started sobbing and so sam cant

sapnap, approaching sam on the site: hey sam can you do this for me? sam: su- tommy, running up: SAAAAAAM!? sam, in the sam nook voice: hello tommy! sapnap: wtf??? tommy: this is sam nook! :D have you met him? sapnap: what? thats just s- sam: shakes his head, behind tommy where he cant see sapnap: uhhhhh sam: takes out sword sapnap: h-hi sam nook! tommy: :D

sam is not the only person this happened to. 

tommy: technoblade???? techno, sneaking into l'manberg: uhhh techno, in a highpitched voice: no this is Clarencio tommy: the llama? techno, in high pitched voice: no the pig tommy: hmmm techno: sweats tommy: smiles brightly ok!!!! techno, under his breath: that worked??? tommy: wanna hang out with me? techno, in high piteched voice: i really need to go tommy: buttttttt :(

technoblade proceeds to have to pretend to be clarencio the pig and hang out with tommy all afternoon

phil, coming to check on techno: techno? techno, in a frilly pink dress, in a high pitched voice: hi tommy: phil!!!! have you met clarencio??? but not the llama!!! clarencio the pig!!! phil, holding back a laugh: is that so?

(defenitly happened before he got exiled, i refuse to change my mind)

everytime techno is caught he says hes clarencio (the pig) and tommy vouches for him each time and no one is able to bring themselves to tell him that clarencio (the pig) doesnt exist

sam nook, :handshake: clarencio the pic, :handshake:  mexican dream, (not girl dream) not being able to tell tommy their not real bc hed cry

IMAGINE IF TOMMY WAS GIVEN THE JOB OF LIKE BEING THE BORDER PEOPLE WHILE HE WAS WILBURS VICE BEFORE THE ELECTION AND PEOPLE WOULD JUST FAKE IDENTIES AND TOMMY WOULD JUST BELIVE EVERYONE

quackity: i demand to be allowed to join l'manberg! wilbur: ur american quackity: i shpould still be allowed! wilbur: just say your not, thats what everyone does quackity: what wilbur: just make a fake identity?? quackity: youre... the president???? wilbur: yeah and?? quackity: shouldnt you not be be endorsing that??? wilbur: i made tommy the border person. you think i care? quackity: sksksks quackity: still bad tho

the only one tommy never believes is dream, no matter what, he can just tell when someone is dream, like ya know those police dogs? the only reason he didnt realise girl dream was because girl dream is girl dream he thought it was just a dream thing

TOMMY THINKS BAD AND MONOCHROME BAD ARE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE

monochrome bad: tommy tommy: whomst? bad: oh uh recolourfies tommy, screaming: WHAT THE FUCK

tommy doesnt have object permanence but for people

techno, while tommy is staying with him: leaves room tommy, crying: I had a big brother once, i dont remember him tho

phil leaves them and (while stabbing wilbur) tommy just doesnt realize its him until techno says "dad?"

quackity works at wendys and tommy goes there everyday but doesnt realise its quackity

tommy went there since the war ended

and at the time didnt realise tommy cant tell and so when he and tommy started a mafia and became friends he thought tommy knew who he was and tommy once suggested going to dennys and quackity is like 'oh my god' and tommy is like my friend works there!!! and then they go to the one quackity works at and quackity is like 'haha funny' and then tommy asks around and then turns to quackity sadly like "my friend isnt here today D:" and then quackity is like o h

tommy, towards sam, in sams house: sam!!!!!! sam, who was sleeping, in his normal voice: w-what? tommy: sam!!! :D sam: hey tommy yawns whyd you wake me up? tommy: sorry but i really needed to ask you a question!!! sam: did you want to ask me where sam nook is again? tommy: welll.. that too but!!! you should meet sam nook!!!! sam: what tommy: please please please sam: no go back what did you ask? tommy: you need to meet sam nook! i think you'd be friends!!! :D sam, internally: shit sam: uhhh i dont really think i should- tommy: pleaasee uses puppy eyes sam: sure sam, internally: why did i say yes????

sam then has to pretend to be sam and sam nook at the same time

tommy: you're gonna love sam nook sam!!!! sam: uhuh tommy: where is he? :( sam: uh maybe hes behind you tommy: turns around to look sam: runs to other side of tommy sam, in sam nook voice: hello tommy!!! tommy: sam nook! have you met sam??? hes right here!!! gestures to sam who has to run behind him again tommy: sam say hi!!! sam, panting, in normal voice: hi tommy: whyre you all out of breath and shit???

this,,, just continues for a while

quackity, watching this exchange, driunking juice: sucks to suck sam: you'd do the same quackity: no. mexican dream is dead lol tommy, only hearing the last part: cries i miss mexican dream quackity, feeling sad: uh- we can revive him maybe? tommy: wipes tears YEAH! sam, whispers to quackity: told you so quackity, hisses to sam : shut up

quackity then has to pretend to revive himself while running around also he has to steal another one of dreams masks

honestly in this au everyone would hear about what happened during exile and stab dream (while pretending to be other people because ig in this au tommy still thinks dream was once his friend and yeh)

tommy, after crying infront of sam nook and telling him what dream did to him: so.. sniffs do you have any more quests for me to do? sam nook: i have one more quest tommy, cheering up: what is it!! sam nook: for myself tommy, confused: what is it? sam nook, taking out a glock: homocide

insanebur: you want to know why no one listens to you tommy? tommy, pouting, on the verge of tears: What? insanebur, unable to finish, clutching his heart: your too cute

this is just au where tommy is baby huh

wilbur isnt mad schlatt exiled him- hes mad he exiled tommy

schlatt and dream are the only ones not affected by tommys baby vibes and thats their downfall

tommy just has to call everyone a nickname, once, and everyone is melted

niki and jack: tommy is the fault of all our probelms we should kill him puffy: he. bonk is bonk baby bonk niki and jack: look over at tommy tommy, with sam in the distance: cries to sam because he cant find sam nook niki and jack: okay... maybe we should be less... violent...

Sam rlly just went

sam: looks at tommyinnit sam: nothing bad will ever happen to this child ever again

huh?

I’ve named this au, au where hes baby ur honour

tommy: i had zero parents (who care) tommy, gestures to puffy and sam: NOW I HAVE TWOOOOOOO

insanebur: god i fucking hate everyone tommy: even me? insanebur: except you tommy

sam: I AM THE TOMMY GAURDIAN! GAURDIAN OF THE TOMMY! sam @ anyone who wants to hurt him: FUCK OFFF

tommy canoanically understands the animal crossing language

ranboo: i can speak enderman! tommy: well i can speak creeper

whenever tommy gets overwhelemed around sam he burys himself he asks sam to cover for him in creeper

okay thats enough of that

#dream smp #tommyinnit #awesamdude #mexican dream #captain puffy #sam and puffy are the only ones who get parental rights #hes baby your honour

[bibuckbuckley]

ADJSJS BUCKS “ IM FINE IM NOT THE ONE WHO GOT SHOT”

LIKE SIR

SURE IT WASNT YOU WHO GOT SHOT BUT IT WAS UR HUSBAND UR ALLOWED TO NOT BE OKAY

OH GOD NO BUCK DONT THROW YOURSELF INTO DANGER JUST CAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO THINK ABOUT HOW SCARED YOU ARE

NO WAIT IS THAT THE SNIPER

BUCK HOW CAN YOU JUST SEE THAT AND NOT TELL ANYONE

OH MY GOD NO HE BLAMES HIMSELF FOR WHAT HAPPENED

IM CRYING

ikr??? Buck not being okay AT ALL to the point where he blames himself so much that he thinks it would've been best if it was him instead of Eddie and he wanted to get shot by the sniper. I just alsjsjshehehe Buck bby let me hug you.

WAIT NO TAYLOR WTF

WHYD YOU KISS HIM HIS HUSBANDS IN THE HOSPITAL

SHDJSNS NOW SHES LEAVING

YAY EDDIE'S AWAKE

'his husbands in the hospital' alajsjsh 😂😅 and seriously! Like Taylor I get this is an emotional time and Buck could've gotten shot again but now is not the time to kiss Buck. I'm still not over the timing of Eddie waking up right when Taylor kissed him. Eddie's Jealous Ho senses were tingling and had to wake up immediately and talk to the Buck 😂😂

yo wait i just realized this is the first time i’ve seen ana since he got shot kinda sus how the “love interest” has been absent 👀

Very sus indeed. Like Ana said one line this entire episode. Hell we didn't even see Eddie wake up to her or her reaction to him getting shot (both of which we saw with Ali when Buck's leg got crushed). All we saw was her sitting at Eddie's bedside one time, then when Buck arrives, she literally stepped aside so that Buck and Eddie can fully see each other and reunite (I'm sensing a symbolism here). My sister described her as an ornament and she basically was. Interesting how the love interest is a bg character that doesn't have one-on-one moments with Eddie while Buck's entire arc this ep was pretty much what usually a love interest's role is when something like this happens 👀🤔

OH MY GID NO BOBBY

BOBBY GOT SHOT

I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS

Bobby getting hurt too was so hard. But I just LOVED how Buck and Athena worked together (along with everyone else) to save Bobby. Mother and son working together to go save the dad. AND WHEN ATHENA LITERALLY WALKED THROUGH FIRE. Aksjshsjsj these two are SUCH goals I swear.

OH MY GOD MADDIE MY LOVE

IM SO WORRIED ABOUT HER

I know my poor Maddie. But I'm so freaking happy that she asked for help. That scene and this entire sl in general is so incredibly important. This is a giant step in a better direction for her and I'm so yet again so freaking glad that she has Chimney in her life. Hope things get better for them.

OH MY GOD ITS THIS SCENE

OH MY GOD THE WAY THEY TRUST EACH OTHER

“ NO ONE WILL EVER FIGHT FOR MY SON AS HARD AS YOU”

IM SCREAMING

“YOU ACT LIKE YOURE EXPENDABLE BUT YOURE WRONG”

I'M SCREAMING RIGHT THERE WITH YOU. It's officially been a week (crying about it) and I'm STILL screaming about this scene. Will I ever stop? Absolutely not. The way they trust each other indeed. Like good luck Ana and Taylor or anyone else who wants to date them bc Buck and Eddie sure as hell aren't gonna trust anyone more than they trust each other, which includes their SO's. Can't wait for them to realize what's wrong with this picture and actually do something about it. But yeah this scene will forever make me feral I can't even. (It's like the emotional version of The Kitchen Scene™ if tho that one had emotional moments but still).

OH MY GOD AND HEN AND KAREN SEEING NIA AND HER MOM

THE PICNIC

listen I am SOOO freaking happy that we saw Nia again and her being happy but still remembering Hen and Karen and Denny. And then her mom.thanking them. And the picnic asdfghjkllsha. I cried ngl.

THE WELCOME HOME PARTY

Ah the welcome home party. Where we see Eddie reunite with his everyone, but especially Christopher as the camera focuses on the father and son and then pans to Buck smiling brightly at them. Like they're girlfriends are literally RIGHT THERE and yet we focus on the Buckley Diaz family. Ajajsssksjsh. That entire moment warmed my heart.

WAIT OH MY GOD ALBERTS A FIREFIGHTER

"FIREFIGHTER HAN"

AGDJAKMSKSJ

right??? like earlier this episode when Albert picked up Hen's phone my mind immediately went "hmmm I wonder if Albert will be a firefighter next season" but then I completely forgot about that thought and then that ending scene came I aksjsjshssksjs I was so freaking happy I can't even (also Ravi the Probie was there in that scene which made me really happy bc I really love him). Seeing the 118 firefam being there to support Firefighter Albert just alwjakajshshshs *clenches heart*

OH MY GOD AND THE SUPPORT NOTICE FOR PEOPLE WITH POSTPARTUM DEPRESSION

THIS SHOW REALLY IS DOING A LOT TO BRING ATTENTION TO LOTS OF SERIOUS THINGS AND THAT IS SO AMAZING

I know right?? ngl I'm in awe with how many important and serious things they bring up that need to be talked about. Especially something like Postpartum which is incredibly important to talk about and show but rarely is. Along with everything else they talk about which is either rarely shown or not at all (like Hen's story with the medical racism and prejudices or the conversation that Athena and Hen had about that missing girl). One of the many, many reasons why Iove this show so damn much.

IM CRYING WHY IS IT OVER

I'M CRYING RIGHT THERE WITH YOU. Tonight was the first night without a new episode and I'm a mess. idk how I'm gonna handle this summer hiatus until s5. I'm probably gonna do a rewatch lol.

Anyways, sorry this is late and I hope it's okay that I put the rest of the asks together. But I'm freaking glad you finished the show and loved it so much too! It truly is *chef's kiss*

#kj gets an ask #the rosee tag #911 #buddie #911 fox

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whyd they only show oikawa in glasses like once

pretty odd to just drop it in there once like haha fun fact he owns glasses then leave like never again but have fun with that tho<3

like i get not wearing them in games or school but why not like,, when hes at home watching games or smth yanno?

i dont wear glasses but i feel like staring at a screen w contacts in would get uncomfortable

maybe hes just near sighted so he wore them to the shira x kara game to see far and not strain his eyes ? sure i guess but idk

its not like he wears them post time skip either so idfk im just rambling now okay im ending the post

#lol not to be starved for content BUT LIKE ?? #glasses oikawa i miss you please come back #convinced he just did it for the aesthetic at this point idk #oikawa #haikyuu

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TFATWS 1x06 thoughts and questions

Season finale babyeee

wtf r the flag smashers doing

who’s the backup

oh hi sharon

i still think sharon is the power broker btw

THE CAPTAIN AMERICA SUIT IS SO BADASS

“I thought captain america was on the moon”

this is giving me so much stress

“that’s all i ever try to do and i failed twice” bucky omg

did he just put bombs on the vans

“seriously bucky you had one job” i laughed

bucky on a motorcycle, that’s hot

LETS GO SAM

REDWING

karli babe calm down

ur friends don’t wanna die sister

THE WINGS THAT WAS SICK

whyd bucky crash like that

DONT LIGHT IT UP

leave these poor people alone

i would hate to be a normal citizen in the mcu like imagine bucky stealing your motorcycle then crashing it

not this walker asshole

that kick karli did was sick tho

bucky i love u thank u for saving them

“a little birdie told me you know how to fly a helicopter”

the fact that the closed captions say “captain America” now instead of falcon

“BOY YOU JUST EARNED THIS ASS WHOPPIN”

someone beat walkers ass w his wannabe shield

oh shit ok karli

yo john actually did the right thing?

still hate him tho

YEAH SAM

“that’s the black falcon,” “nah that’s captain america” HELL YEAH IT IS

I KNEW SHARON WAS SHADY

he’s not manipulating u babe

“stay down” “no” CHILLS

“Lincoln really?”

DONT SHOOT

oh shit

this is insane

sharon rlly just killed her idk how to feel

karli was a very interesting and well written character though

sam is so well spoken and he is such a good captain america

he’s speaking FACTS

“I’m a black man carrying the stars and stripes what don’t I understand”

I love this sam monologue

“you people have the same power as an insane god, or a misguided teenager” YO

“Nice job cap”

THE RAFT

They r not abt to escape rn

ZEMOS BUTLER KILLED THEM I-

ZEMO

walker is still mad annoying

bucky is about to tell him omg

stop i’m crying

the list is crossed off omg

“what you want black falcon” LMFAOOO

they added him in the exhibit omg

omg r they rlly at a cookout rn

CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THE WINTER SOLIDER

I love this happy ending

a full pardon?! bitchhhhhh

ok nvm no happy ending sharon u bitch

damn the show is really over i’m sad now

#gill live reacts #marvel #mcu #bucky barnes #sam wilson #sharon carter #captain america #anti john walker #john walker #the falcon and the winter solider #the falcon and the winter solider spoilers #the falcon #the winter solider #flag smashers #karli morgenthau #captain america and the winter solider #marvel stud10s #black falcon #isaiah bradley #captain marvel #thor #wandavision