#Tilda Dragondaughter

[meteors-lotr]

Lotr + The Hobbit as The Onion Headlines

#lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #lotr meme #the hobbit memes #the onion headlines #Thràin II #gandalf the gray #gandalf big naturals #tilda dragondaughter #tilda of dale #Thranduil #legolas greenleaf #Bilbo Baggins #dwalin the dwarf #samwise gamgee #samwise the brave #thorin oakenshield #aragorn son of arathorn #Aralas

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Golden Trio

Sigrid Bardsdotter (16)

Bain Bardson (13)

Tildi Bardsdotter (11)

#bardlings #tilda #bain #sigrid #rodzeństwo #rodzina #tilda of dale #tilda dragondaughter

[meteor752]

The thing with Tildamir (Tilda X Boromir, if you don’t follow my lotr side blog then you’d be confused by it, but check it out @meteors-lotr) is that, Tilda is a slut by nature so everything she does, she does with the intent to turn someone on. It’s just second nature to her at this point, like the way she walks, eats, fights, everything is very deliberate to be as hot as possible.

But the moment Boromir does something to turn her on, Tilda will short circuit completely

#She’s not used to be on the receiving end #She’s the seductress she’s never been fucking seduces #Lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #Tilda Dragondaughter #Tilda of Dale #Boromir #Tildamir

[ask-the-bardlings]

So Sigrid is crushing on Arwen and Bain has two elves after him, but does Tilda have anything going on with anyone?

Tilda: I recently got out of a fling with someone actually

Tilda: He was fun, the sex was good, but ya know, it only lasts so long

Sigrid: You saw him for like a week

Tilda: Listen I ain’t looking for something permanent, I’m not interested in being a wife of someone, or Valars forbid, a mother, so I’m just going with the flow and seeing where it takes me

#ask the bardlings #tilda answers #tilda of dale #Tilda Dragondaughter #sigrid of dale #Sigrid Dragondaughter

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Bard, pushing Tilda behind him: My daughter meant no disrespect. Tilda, staring directly at Denethor: Oh, I absolutely did.

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Bard: I can't believe you assassinated the steward of Gondor! Tilda: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him! Bard: That's not better!

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Tilda: I’m sure wherever my ada is now, he’s looking down on us Tilda: He’s not dead, he’s just very condescending

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Sam: If you were arrested what would the charges be? Frodo: Theft Pippin: Disturbing the peace Aragorn: Aggravated assault Gimli: Arson. Legolas: Murder Tilda: All of the above in that order.

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Boromir: Why didn’t you tell me that you were on a domestic terrorist watch list? Tilda, playing with her hair and giggling: I’m shy…

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Bain: So what did you all do on your recent dates? Tauriel: Sigrid and I hiked a mountain to watch the sunset from the top Legolas: Aragorn and I went to a Renaissance fair Arwen: Wyn took me for a picnic in the woods Tilda: Tilda: I made Boromir come grave robbing with me

#They're all besties #incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #tilda dragondaughter #tilda of dale #legolas greenleaf #bain dragonson #bain of dale #tauriel #arwen evenstar #sigriel #aralas #éowynstar #éowyn x arwen #tildamir

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*Over Text* Legolas: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste. NONE. Tilda: I got spring water. Legolas: NO. Tilda: With EXTRA minerals. It's like licking a stalagmite. Legolas: DONT COME HOME. Tilda: Mmmm cave water.

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Bard: I told Sigrid and Tilda they were allowed to hit each other once per day, so they should really think it through and not waste it. Bard: Now they're calmly discussing when might be the best time to hit each other, but the actual hitting has stopped. I'm a genius.

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[meteors-lotr]

So it's Father's Day in Sweden, and it gave me feels

Because as a single father household, Bard of course got a lot of love and appreciation from his kids, even as they all grew into adults

But it's a human thing, so neither Legolas nor Thranduil had ever heard of it once they joined the family.

But I can just imagine when Bard and Thran were still just courting, tiny Tilda handing Thranduil a little card with squiggly and messy Sindarin letters and a little drawing of the whole family together. "I made it myself! Princess has been teaching me to write in Simdarin, and he asked if he should write it down but I wanted to, so if the spelling and stuff is not very good then I'm sorry. But I got both Bain and Sigrid to sign it, though I did have to trick Sigrid into doing so, and I even drew a family pict- Ada why are you crying?"

#Tilda not being able to pronounce Sindarin is fully intentional #Because she's like ten here she don't know how to say shit #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #tilda dragondaughter #tilda of dale #legolas greenleaf #thranduil #bard the bowman #the bardlings #barduil #lotr headcanons #fathers day

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Tauriel: I have the perfect plan to get Sigrid's heart

Legolas: uh what you're gonna do?

Tauriel: Well, everything starts tomorrow when I will...

[5 hours later]

Tauriel: So, what do you think?

Tilda: You lost me in year two of your plan.

Aragorn: And why do I have to die in year four?

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Legolas: I’m going to boil your nose! Tilda: Oh yeah? Then I’m gonna grate your eyes! Legolas: I hope worms crawl through your ears! Tilda: How about the fact that I stab your tongue so you shut up? Gimli: Afraid to ask, but what's going o? Boromir: They had a fight but Aragorn banned them from swearing in front of Geralt Geralt: I've just following them around wherever they go so they have to continue fighting like this

#It's too late Gorny Geralt has already learn how to say fuck #incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #legolas greenleaf #tilda dragondaughter #tilda of dale #aragorn son of arathorn #gimli son of gloin #boromir #aralas #Tildamir #geralt of rivia #GGG AU

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Tilda: My mother is dead to me. Boromir: What’d she do? Tilda: Die

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