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meteors-lotr · 2 days
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Barduil fam movieset AU
Retired broadway star!Bard X Disgraced former diva!Thranduil, with their children Legolas the makeup artist, Sigrid the score composer, Bain the stunt man and Tilda the pyrotechnician
Additionally Gimli working in the prop department, Aragorn in costumes, Boromir as a fight choreographer, and the hobbits as interns
Éowyn and Éomer as animal handlers, Faramir as on set medic, Gandalf as a senior actor, and I can just keep going
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ask-the-bardlings · 3 years
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The bardlings, a short summary
Just to get y’all caught up with the characters
Sigrid
The oldest
Dark skin with light patches (Vitiligo)
Likes music and stories
Loves dwarven culture
Primary weapon is an axe
Insomniac
Just stressed out all the time
Will become one of the best healers in Middle Earth
Has a mare named Autumn
Fights a lot with her sister
Becomes queen of Dale
Animals are drawn to her when she sings, for some reason
Writes music in her freetime
Addicted to sugar and sweets
Bain
The middle child
Fair skin with short messy blonde hair
Lost his eyesight in the Battle of the Five Armies
Is just the sweetest person to ever live
Trains to be captain of the royal guard
Adopts too many animals
Loves to sleep
Is really charming, so people adore him
Is really oblivious to the fact that two Polyam elves constantly flirt with him
Terribly afraid of dragons
Owns a Stallion named Cocoa,
A Blind cat named Whiskey,
And a Guide dog named Halo
Is not allowed any more pets
Is very much a Himbo
Is actually a twin, but she died in the womb
Tilda
The youngest
Also the smallest
And also the most feral
Caramel skin with dark hair and turquoise eyes
Adores her step-brother Legolas
Climbs everything
Has quite a few mental issues
Really low self esteem and social anxiety
Can’t sit still for the life of her, has to move around and be heard by everyone
Attempted to join the Elven Army, but she left after she realized her family had so little faith in her that they wouldn’t even allow her to go on one mission
Fell into ten years on depression and self harm after it
Mostly ignores all of her problems
Has an elk named Aloe, who’s her best friend
Would rather die than eat something sugary
Is a total slut, and is proud of it too
Loves arson
Just wants to be free and see the world
In this ask blog the kids are of the ages 41 (Sigrid), 39 (Bain), and 34 (Tilda). They are of Númenórian descent, which means they will live until almost 200, so they are still fairly young.
Sigrid has just become queen, Bain is still working on becoming captain, and Tilda just got out of her depression, which is where we are today, so to speak.
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meteor752 · 4 years
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More bardlings stuff yaaaaay
This is basically just a bunch of shit I a), couldn’t fit into their respective deep dives, or b) Just came up with after the fact/I forgot to mention them.
This will all be very random, so yeah.
Let’s just get into it
Neither Bain or Tilda go by their real names
Bain’s realy name is Benjamin, but as a kid Sigird couldn’t say that, so she just said Bain and the name stuck
Tilda’s real name is Matilda, but she hates the name as she finds it “Too formal” and just introduces herself as Tilda
Sigrid’s middle name is Marina, Bain’s is Lachlan and Tilda’s is Lucia
Tilda has ADHD
While Tilda has Aloe, Bain has his own “Pet”, a clydesdale stallion named Cocoa
He also has a cat named Whiskey, who just like him is blind
And a dog named Halo that help guiding him (Basically a guide dog)
Sigrid has an Appaloosa mare named Autumn
Bain is actually a twin, but she died in the womb
Her name was Ellen
If the Bardlings would have been animals, then Bain would have been a Cocker Spaniel, Sigrid a Nightingale, and Tilda a fox
And if they would have been dragons then Bain would have been a Swamp Dragon, Sigrid a Water dragon and Tilda, of course, a Forest dragon
Sigrid has insomnia, and usually spends the nights playing the lute peacefully
Bain on the other hand is a napping god
I’ve mentioned a few times that Tilda enjoys climbing, but I don’t think you understand, she climbs everything
When she gets to a new place, like a forest or a mountain, she immediately calculates what places to grab on to, how much force would be needed for a specific jump, which branches that would crack if she stood on them etc etc
Like, she’s doing a Sherlock Holmes in her mind, just to figure out what to climb
While both Sigrid and Tilda get along well with Bain, they have a pretty bad relationship themselves, and would rather just avoid being around each other all together
They still love each other though
Sigrid is the biggest sweet tooth out of the three, while Tilda would rather starve than eat things like sweets and pastries
While Sigrid is the more musical out of them, both Bain and Tilda are excellent singers and can both play the lute
Tilda is a horrible dancer however, but enjoys doing it anyway
Tilda was often insecure about the fact that she was a human and not an elf, as she often got weird stares from many of the elves she met
She once nearly cut an Elf’s throat for pointing it out, and then mocking her for it
Sigrid is a Disney Princess, in the regard that sometimes when she just casually sings small animals will come up to her. Both Bain and Tilda tease her about it constantly, but she finds it calming.
While Tilda absolutely adores Legolas, and Bain is just happy to finally have a brother, Sigrid is not really too fond of him, especially since he encourages Tilda’s reckless behavior
Sigrid’s theme song would be The Sound Of Silence
Bain’s theme song would be Awake and Alive
Tilda’s theme song would be Just Like Fire
Bain and Tilda started calling themselves the dragonchildren after their father became a dragonslayer, and it got to the point that they started introducing themselves as either Dragonson or Dragondaughter, which they adopted as their second names
The first time Tilda met Aragorn it was her first visit to Rivendell, before her da and ada wed
She was jumping through some trees when she miscalculated the distance between two branches, and accidentally fell right on Aragorn who was just chilling out reading a book
She was already then thinking about just going down on him
But she did see the looks Aragorn and Legolas had when they talked to each other later, so she took it cool
When Bain had a child, Sigrid surprisingly became the best aunt ever
Tilda was a horrible aunt to both Brand and Frodo and Sam’s adopted kids, since she didn’t fully understand how to take care of another living being.
Bain and Aragorn are Sword Bro’s
Sigrid and Gimli are Ax bro’s
All three of the Bardlings take Father’s Day very seriously (Assuming that they have that middle earth, which I do)
During Mother’s Day, Sigrid and Bain lock themselves in Sigrid’s room and just talk about Eleonore the whole day
Tilda ignores that Mother’s Day exists, and just carries on as natural while still feeling a slight pang in her heart every time she sees some kid give their mom a flower or something
Physically Tilda should not be alive, considering the amount of hits she takes from falling from a tall height or just getting punched into a wall like, a hundred times a day, but luck has stayed on her side
Sigrid constantly worries for her sister, because she knows that her recklessness or her snappy behavior will get her killed any day now
Everyone was surprised when Tilda outlived Sigrid
SPEAKING OF WHICH-
Tilda’s dead body was found three days after she died, by a young traveling elf that recognized her as the daughter of the elven king
She was brought back to Mirkwood, where what was remaining of her family had a bit of a breakdown
She had a proper burial, along with the horns of Aloe, so that the two friends would be I’ll with each other even after death.
AU Masterpost
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meteors-lotr · 8 months
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Bain: So what did you all do on your recent dates? Tauriel: Sigrid and I hiked a mountain to watch the sunset from the top Legolas: Aragorn and I went to a Renaissance fair Arwen: Wyn took me for a picnic in the woods Tilda: Tilda: I made Boromir come grave robbing with me
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meteors-lotr · 6 months
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Legolas: How do you all cope with mortality? Sigrid: Violent apathy Bain: Rose tinted glasses Tilda: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
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meteors-lotr · 4 months
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[Tilda at the hospital getting her appendix removed] Tilda: If I die during the operation, promise you'll do one thing for me. Bain: Anything Til, I promise. Tilda: Blow up the hospital. Bain: ...Well I promised so I guess I'll have to.
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meteors-lotr · 6 months
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[driving home] Bard: How was your day, kids? Bain: We almost got surprised adopted today! Bard: What? Tilda: We almost got kidnapped. Bard: Oh, okay. Bard, slamming on the brakes: WAIT, WHAT?!?
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meteors-lotr · 8 months
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Baby Tilda: What does stripping mean? Legolas: Well... you know when you have like a cheese stick, and you’re like slowly taking away tiny bits of it Baby Tilda: wHAT?! Baby Bain: So they decapitate people! Baby Tilda: They’re decapitating people at these clubs?! Legolas: …… That is a fair interpretation of the words i spoke.
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meteors-lotr · 7 months
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Tilda: Be honest, if I killed someone, would you turn me in? Bain: No, but I would use it against you like, all the time. Bain: I’d be like ‘Hey, Tilda? Are you gonna help me move this couch or am I gonna have to make a phone call?’
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meteors-lotr · 9 months
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Sigrid: This is Bain. He's kind and strong, and I’m so proud of him Sigrid: This is Tilda. I think she has rabies
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meteors-lotr · 10 months
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Tilda: Okay, what does A stand for?
Brand: Arson.
Tilda: Good job! Okay, B! What does B stand for?
Brand: Barson.
Tilda: And C?
Brand: Commit arson.
Tilda: D!
Brand: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.
Bain: Tilda I'm gonna need you to step away from my child
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meteors-lotr · 8 months
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Bain: Aw, Tilda, don’t be a grinch. It’s Christmas! Tilda: It’s December.
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meteors-lotr · 2 years
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Sigrid, after having been awake for a week: I might not look in the best condition right now, but take a look at me and tell me what you think!
Bain:
Sigrid:
Bain:
Sigrid:
Bain: Sig, I’m blind. What the fuck were you trying to achieve?
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meteors-lotr · 1 year
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I have polls now! Yay!
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meteors-lotr · 3 years
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Tilda: I’m an idiot.
Bain:
Sigrid:
Legolas:
Bard:
Thranduil:
Bain: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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meteors-lotr · 3 years
Conversation
Legolas: You're starting to forget your Sindarin. You don't practice.
Bain: Det har ar svenska jag kunde ej hitta en bra oversattare
Legolas: You just told me you're pregnant.
Sigrid: Congratulations. You're glowing.
Tilda, from the other room: I'm gonna be an aunt?!
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