#Sigrid Dragondaughter

[meteors-lotr]

Bard: So. Bard: I'm in love. Bard: With Thran. Sigrid: Sigrid: Thranduil? Bard: Yes? Bard: ...Thoughts? Sigrid: And prayers.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #bard the bowman #thranduil #barduil #Sigrid dragondaughter #sigrid of dale

[acornsandoaktrees]

i do my best work when i'm procrastinating other work

photo study I decided to get Sigrid about (my Burning Bridges fic au)

#lotr #the hobbit #tolkien #lotr au #sigrid of dale #sigrid dragondaughter #dale guard #burning bridges fic

[pytania-do-tildi-baina-i-sigrid]

Golden Trio

Sigrid Bardsdotter (16)

Bain Bardson (13)

Tildi Bardsdotter (11)

#bardlings #tilda #bain #sigrid #rodzeństwo #rodzina #tilda of dale #tilda dragondaughter

[ask-the-bardlings]

So Sigrid is crushing on Arwen and Bain has two elves after him, but does Tilda have anything going on with anyone?

Tilda: I recently got out of a fling with someone actually

Tilda: He was fun, the sex was good, but ya know, it only lasts so long

Sigrid: You saw him for like a week

Tilda: Listen I ain’t looking for something permanent, I’m not interested in being a wife of someone, or Valars forbid, a mother, so I’m just going with the flow and seeing where it takes me

#ask the bardlings #tilda answers #tilda of dale #Tilda Dragondaughter #sigrid of dale #Sigrid Dragondaughter

[meteor752]

More bardlings stuff yaaaaay

This is basically just a bunch of shit I a), couldn’t fit into their respective deep dives, or b) Just came up with after the fact/I forgot to mention them.

This will all be very random, so yeah.

Let’s just get into it

Neither Bain or Tilda go by their real names

Bain’s realy name is Benjamin, but as a kid Sigird couldn’t say that, so she just said Bain and the name stuck

Tilda’s real name is Matilda, but she hates the name as she finds it “Too formal” and just introduces herself as Tilda

Sigrid’s middle name is Marina, Bain’s is Lachlan and Tilda’s is Lucia

Tilda has ADHD

While Tilda has Aloe, Bain has his own “Pet”, a clydesdale stallion named Cocoa

He also has a cat named Whiskey, who just like him is blind

And a dog named Halo that help guiding him (Basically a guide dog)

Sigrid has an Appaloosa mare named Autumn

Bain is actually a twin, but she died in the womb

Her name was Ellen

If the Bardlings would have been animals, then Bain would have been a Cocker Spaniel, Sigrid a Nightingale, and Tilda a fox

And if they would have been dragons then Bain would have been a Swamp Dragon, Sigrid a Water dragon and Tilda, of course, a Forest dragon

Sigrid has insomnia, and usually spends the nights playing the lute peacefully

Bain on the other hand is a napping god

I’ve mentioned a few times that Tilda enjoys climbing, but I don’t think you understand, she climbs everything

When she gets to a new place, like a forest or a mountain, she immediately calculates what places to grab on to, how much force would be needed for a specific jump, which branches that would crack if she stood on them etc etc

Like, she’s doing a Sherlock Holmes in her mind, just to figure out what to climb

While both Sigrid and Tilda get along well with Bain, they have a pretty bad relationship themselves, and would rather just avoid being around each other all together

They still love each other though

Sigrid is the biggest sweet tooth out of the three, while Tilda would rather starve than eat things like sweets and pastries

While Sigrid is the more musical out of them, both Bain and Tilda are excellent singers and can both play the lute

Tilda is a horrible dancer however, but enjoys doing it anyway

Tilda was often insecure about the fact that she was a human and not an elf, as she often got weird stares from many of the elves she met

She once nearly cut an Elf’s throat for pointing it out, and then mocking her for it

Sigrid is a Disney Princess, in the regard that sometimes when she just casually sings small animals will come up to her. Both Bain and Tilda tease her about it constantly, but she finds it calming.

While Tilda absolutely adores Legolas, and Bain is just happy to finally have a brother, Sigrid is not really too fond of him, especially since he encourages Tilda’s reckless behavior

Sigrid’s theme song would be The Sound Of Silence

Bain’s theme song would be Awake and Alive

Tilda’s theme song would be Just Like Fire

Bain and Tilda started calling themselves the dragonchildren after their father became a dragonslayer, and it got to the point that they started introducing themselves as either Dragonson or Dragondaughter, which they adopted as their second names

The first time Tilda met Aragorn it was her first visit to Rivendell, before her da and ada wed

She was jumping through some trees when she miscalculated the distance between two branches, and accidentally fell right on Aragorn who was just chilling out reading a book

She was already then thinking about just going down on him

But she did see the looks Aragorn and Legolas had when they talked to each other later, so she took it cool

When Bain had a child, Sigrid surprisingly became the best aunt ever

Tilda was a horrible aunt to both Brand and Frodo and Sam’s adopted kids, since she didn’t fully understand how to take care of another living being.

Bain and Aragorn are Sword Bro’s

Sigrid and Gimli are Ax bro’s

All three of the Bardlings take Father’s Day very seriously (Assuming that they have that middle earth, which I do)

During Mother’s Day, Sigrid and Bain lock themselves in Sigrid’s room and just talk about Eleonore the whole day

Tilda ignores that Mother’s Day exists, and just carries on as natural while still feeling a slight pang in her heart every time she sees some kid give their mom a flower or something

Physically Tilda should not be alive, considering the amount of hits she takes from falling from a tall height or just getting punched into a wall like, a hundred times a day, but luck has stayed on her side

Sigrid constantly worries for her sister, because she knows that her recklessness or her snappy behavior will get her killed any day now

Everyone was surprised when Tilda outlived Sigrid

SPEAKING OF WHICH-

Tilda’s dead body was found three days after she died, by a young traveling elf that recognized her as the daughter of the elven king

She was brought back to Mirkwood, where what was remaining of her family had a bit of a breakdown

She had a proper burial, along with the horns of Aloe, so that the two friends would be I’ll with each other even after death.

AU Masterpost

#lotr #the hobbit #lotr au #the hobbit au #sigrid daughter of bard #bain son of bard #tilda daughter of bard #bard the bowman #eleonore the bard #legolas greenleaf #thranduil #aragorn son of arathorn #gimli son of gloin #Aloe the elk #Barduil #Aralas #samfro #Me over here stanning a family no one else cares about

[meteors-lotr]

Sigrid: The path to inner peace starts with four words Sigrid: Not my fucking problem

#incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #sigrid dragondaughter #sigrid of dale

[meteors-lotr]

Bard: I told Sigrid and Tilda they were allowed to hit each other once per day, so they should really think it through and not waste it. Bard: Now they're calmly discussing when might be the best time to hit each other, but the actual hitting has stopped. I'm a genius.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #tilda dragondaughter #tilda of dale #sigrid dragondaughter #sigrid of dale

[meteors-lotr]

Tauriel: I have the perfect plan to get Sigrid's heart

Legolas: uh what you're gonna do?

Tauriel: Well, everything starts tomorrow when I will...

[5 hours later]

Tauriel: So, what do you think?

Tilda: You lost me in year two of your plan.

Aragorn: And why do I have to die in year four?

#incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #tilda dragondaughter #tilda of dale #legolas greenleaf #tauriel #sigrid dragondaughter #sigrid of dale #aragorn son of arathorn #sigriel

[meteors-lotr]

Legolas: How do you all cope with mortality? Sigrid: Violent apathy Bain: Rose tinted glasses Tilda: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #legolas greenleaf #tilda dragondaughter #tilda of dale #bain dragonson #bain of dale #sigrid dragondaughter #sigrid of dale

[meteors-lotr]

Barduil fam movieset AU

Retired broadway star!Bard X Disgraced former diva!Thranduil, with their children Legolas the makeup artist, Sigrid the score composer, Bain the stunt man and Tilda the pyrotechnician

Additionally Gimli working in the prop department, Aragorn in costumes, Boromir as a fight choreographer, and the hobbits as interns

Éowyn and Éomer as animal handlers, Faramir as on set medic, Gandalf as a senior actor, and I can just keep going

#You better know that all of the kids are extremely famous in their fields #You put them in any field and they will become the most successful at it #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #Modern au #lotr modern au #Actor au #Movie set au #Barduil #bard the bowman #Thranduil #legolas greenleaf #Sigrid dragondaughter #Sigrid of dale #bain dragonson #bain of dale #tilda dragondaughter #tilda of dale #aragorn son of arathorn #Boromir #gimli son of gloin #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #merry brandybuck #pippin took #Èowyn #Èomer #Faramir #Gandalf the gray

[meteors-lotr]

Barduil fam ship height differences

I’m a sucker for some differing heights bois

Bard: 5’9

Thranduil: 6’5

Height difference: Seven inches

Legolas: 6’1

Aragorn: 5’11

Height difference: Two inches

Sigrid: 6’0

Tauriel: 5’8

Height difference: Two inches

Bain: 6’3

Kamarind: 6’6

Vivian 6’2

Height difference: Three, one, and four inches

Tilda: 5’4

Boromir: 5’10

Height difference: Six inches

#lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #bard the bowman #Thranduil #Barduil #legolas greenleaf #aragorn son of arathorn #Aralas #Sigrid dragondaughter #sigrid of dale #Tauriel #Sigriel #bain dragonson #brand son of bain #Kamarind #Vivian #Kamabaivian #tilda dragondaughter #tilda of dale #Boromir #Tildamir

[meteors-lotr]

Tilda: *on the phone* Hey horse face, do you know my blood type? Sigrid: Of course, it's B-. Tilda: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

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[meteors-lotr]

Monopoly

Tauriel: If we have to play in teams, why can't I be with my girlfriend? Sigrid: The last time we teamed up for a board game, we broke up for three weeks *** Gimli: We'll purchase the railroad! Aragorn: You didn't...land on it... Gimli, louder: We'll PURCHASE the RAILROAD *** Tilda, to Merry: I don't care if we're friends or not. Right now, this is war, and I will murder you. Frodo, quietly: Does she have a knife? Legolas: Yes. Multiple *** Éomer: I can and will destroy your bloodline Tauriel: Jokes on you dipshit, the bloodline's already ending with me *** Éowyn: With this much money, we could totally buy a stripclub Arwen: What? Éowyn: What? *** Tilda: I will not pay you Gimli: Them's the rules jackass. Pay up Tilda, calmly, holding her sword: No Boromir: Babe, no *** Sam: Two hundred dollars- Pippin: Five hundred. Sam: ...two hundred Pippin: Five. Hundred. Sam: But- Pippin: Five hundred and your left testicle *** Èomer: Yes! Éowyn: You just lost Éomer: No I didn't! Faramir: Mer, we just lost Éomer: ...shit *** Sigrid: I'm bored Legolas: Then go die Sigrid, standing up: Okay Tauriel, pulling her back down: First of all no *** Aragorn: Where'd Tilda go? Boromir: She left after we lost. Said something about needing to stab things Bain: Stab what? [Distant yell, thud, then silence] Bain: ...where's Merry Pippin: I think he just got stabbed

#incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #tilda dragondaughter #tilda of dale #legolas greenleaf #tauriel #sigrid dragondaughter #sigrid of dale #gimli son of gloin #aragorn son of arathorn #merry brandybuck #frodo baggins #Éomer #Éowyn #arwen evenstar #éowyn x arwen #arwen x eowyn #Boromir #samwise gamgee #Faramir #bain dragonson #bain of dale #sigriel #faramer #Éomir #tildamir

[meteors-lotr]

Boromir: Yeah we like to finishing each other's- Tilda: sentences Boromir: Will you please stop cutti- Tilda: cutting you off Boromir: I know you're trying to help and all, it's just it's starting to g- Tilda: get on your nerves Boromir: Why do couples do- Tilda: do this Boromir: God make it- Tikda: make it stop, can't Bori, everyone has to know we are dating! Boromir: All they see is me looking really annoyed at you Sigrid: In that case, I guess we're all dating Tilda

#incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #boromir #tilda dragondaughter #tilda of dale #sigrid of dale #sigrid dragondaughter #tildamir

[meteors-lotr]

I haven’t made them like this in a while lol

This is the picrew, it’s really pretty and I recommend using it lol

#lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #Sigrid Dragondaughter #sigrid of dale #bain dragonson #bain of dale #tilda dragondaughter #tilda of dale #Picrew #One thing I always enjoy in fantasy settings is when royalty has fancy face markings #Either it being tattooed or just painted on

[meteors-lotr]

Sigrid: This is Bain. He's kind and strong, and I’m so proud of him Sigrid: This is Tilda. I think she has rabies

#She does in fact have rabies :) #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #sigrid dragondaughter #sigrid of dale #bain dragonson #bain of dale #tilda dragondaughter #tilda of dale