After all, better to be frightened than to be crushed.
Daffy Duck to The Crusher
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Steve: Where am I?
Natasha, sarcastically: Heaven.
Steve: Oh…
Natasha:
Steve: I didn’t think you’d be here.
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[After Y/N lost Liho]
Y/N: Nat… I just want you to know, if we can’t find Liho, I’m gonna feel really bad.
Natasha, stepping closer threateningly: No, Y/N. If we can’t find Liho, you won’t feel anything.
Y/N:
Y/N: Aw, thanks.
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Peter: I’m sorry I ate your skittles.
Natasha: I’m sorry I pushed you off the bench.
Peter: It’s okay.
Peter: Wait. When did you—
Natasha: [pushes Peter off the bench]
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Enid: Hey, what do you call a dog that can do magic?
Wednesday *sighs*: What?
Enid *excited*: A labracadabrador!
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