#Rat Dad my beloved <3

[kakusu-shipping]

🥥&/or🍫&/or🧋for Nezu (i hope one of these works haha) - @wheresunandseameet

Yes and thankyou very much!!! I'm so sorry for being picky like this, thankyou for your patients!!

🥥 - If your familiar f/o is being hurt by someone else what would you do to help?

M-Mister Nezu.. Hurt by someone else...? I... I'm not really s-sure... All I'm good at is teleporting an-and I need to be.. touching someone to teleport them and.. Mr. Nezu... Doesn't like being touched... so I couldn't get him out of danger......

I-I'd have to go get some-someone else, someone st-stronger, a-a good hero.. May-maybe Mr. Yagi o-or Mr. Aizawa... Someone else.. wh-who could help..

🍫; What would other characters in your familiar f/o's source think of you and your f/o?

(out of character) Most of the UA staff are rather thrown off by Nezu adopting a kid, especially one raised by the Hero Commission. He's never been a compassionate mouse, he can't handle being touched in any way, and truthfully his energy for children start and end on a professional level.

All Might is probably the only one who understands the guilt Nezu carries for leaving Hawks behind when he left the Hero Commission, and that this, taking one of their child soldiers out of that life, is his way of easing his conscious at least a little. He's also the only one who supports him in this, playing a sort of co-parent to me. More like a grandfather I suppose. He's the main one to give physical affection, support, and encouragement. Though he certainly shows favoritism to Midoriya, he tries to be there for all his students, including me, especially sense I have no one else in my corner.

Most of Class 1-A and 1-B react to Nezu legally adopting me with the same amount of confusion as the teacher's did. It just seems so out of character for their aloof principal. The rumor that we're closer related than just adopted father/son spread and a lot of 1-A pestered me for background information on Nezu for a while until Bakugo made them back off.

#Thankyou for asking #I HAVEN'T POSTED ABOUT MY UA STUDENT S/I IN FOREVER THANKYOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH FOR THESE ASKS #Rat Dad my beloved <3 #He's fighting his demons and facing his parental trauma one step at a time #And he's not doing great but he's doing his best #He may not be the most affectionate dad but he is the most understanding man on the planet #He doesn't question why I'm so jumpy. Why I'm so scared all the time. Why I cry easy and run at ever opportunity. #He knows. He was there once. He's hoping getting me out of the Hero Commission will be enough on it's own eventually. #He's very grateful to All Might for making the world look so much less scary to me #Because he can't offer that kind of comfort #I looooooooooove you Nezu that's my DAD <3

[impawsiblecat]

100 Days of Deathduo

Customer Service AU!!

This is made for @mintyteasoup because they are so very cool. Happy birthday Minty! You are so beloved. I hope I did this au justice, even though I've never worked in customer service these are all real stories haha.

    Oh, this was exciting. Well, the job itself wasn’t, and Icee had originally wanted to work somewhere else, a library maybe, or a teacher’s assistant, or something, but this was a decent enough option. It would give them money at least. And Clover was here, worked here, and was an assistant manager here, which was the exciting part. Clover was so cool. Working at a store was just stocking shelves and bagging items right? So it would be fine.

    They were a tad nervous, it was a new job, a new situation, but it would be fine! Probably. And so, Icee walked up to the store doors and waited for them to open automatically. It made them feel like a jedi whenever it happened, and they sneakily looked around before holding their hand out to pretend they were using the force. Only for the doors to not open. Right. The store was closed.

    Icee got their phone out and texted Clover. They texted her on the app they had downloaded for work, instead of discord, which was a bit strange, but this was a work related thing! And so should be kept in the work app chat messages. Which was great. Amazing, really.

    Oh. According to Clover, Icee was supposed to go into the side entrance. Not the front entrance. That made a lot of sense, actually. Just as she said, when they got to the correct door, it was unlocked. And Clover was on the other side when Icee entered. Which was such great news.

    “Icee! Hello! Welcome to your new job. Here, let me show you where to clock in and then I can instruct you what to do. We haven’t opened yet but there are a few things we need to do beforehand. Any questions?” Clover asked.

    Icee shook their head, and headed to the clipboard, signing in and logging their hours. It was a fairly straightforward thing, really, just writing their name and the time they entered the building. What job would Clover assign them? Maybe Icee would have to restock some of the shelves, or put away some of the items.

    “Great, now that that’s done, I’m gonna show you to the cleaning supplies and the bathrooms, which you will be cleaning during your morning shifts. All the newbie’s do it.” And oh. Clover was assigning the bathroom duties to Icee. They made a face showing their displeasure.

    “Clover. Clover do I have to? Can’t I help somewhere else?” Icee asked. Clover just looked at them amused.

    “Sorry Icee, that’s not how it works. Bathroom duties don’t care about friendships.” She says, shaking her head and gesturing to follow.

    “Please Clover? What if I get you hot cocoa? And gummy worms?” Icee begs, a last ditch effort. Clover just laughs again.

    “No. And we both know you are gonna do that anyways. Even though you absolutely do not have to ever.” She smiles amusedly. “Now come on, follow me to the cleaning closet.

    Icee follows, grumbling under their breath. So much for Clover being the exciting part of the job.

—--

    It was a pretty average Tuesday, not the busiest but busy enough that there was a steady stream of customers at Clover’s register. It was nice sometimes, getting into the lull of scanning and bagging items, making pleasant small talk with the customers. Sure, occasionally there were a few rude ones, but today had been pretty calm in terms of the customers. 

    “Hello there.” Clover politely smiled as she started scanning the items, smiling at the customer in front of her while she worked. They let out a polite hello, but when Clover looked up, their eyes were focused on something behind her. Which wasn’t too strange, they were probably checking out some of the items required to stay back there.

    And then Clover felt a chill down her spine when she heard a voice directly behind her say “Boo,” as she felt someone poke her shoulder, and she yelped and swiftly turned, properly startled.

    “Icee! How could you do this to me?” She asked as she started laughing, seeing her coworker and friend in front of her. They just laughed in response and grabbed one of the spare keys from the counter behind Clover before waving and leaving, continuing to chuckle. 

    Clover shook her head fondly and looked at the customer who was also laughing slightly. “You saw them, didn’t you?” She asked, and she she grinned when they nodded their head. ‘I will get them back, don’t worry.” She responded as she gave them their order.

—------

It was Icee’s first day at the register without assistance. They were really moving up in the world. Kind of. Maybe just moving up in the store, but hey, progress is progress. It was going smoothly, really, and Clover was only a text away if they needed help, which was pretty nice.

They smiled at the man who was next and focused on scanning and bagging the items, making sure to put the bread on top and ask if he wanted a bag for his milk, doing all of the things that a good register worker did. It was perfect. And then the man’s card declined when he tried to pay, and he started walking away before they realized what has happened. 

“Sir? Sir, your card declined.” They called out, but the store was loud and a bit busier than normal, and they didn’t think he could hear them. So obviously, Icee did the only logical thing to do.

And jumped directly over the counter. They apologized to the next customer in line and started running over to the man. “Sir, your card declined!’ They said, huffing from the sprint. I’m so sorry, but would you, uh, possibly come back to pay?” They said, as calmly as they could while out of breath.

Luckily, the man seemed to only be annoyed instead of outright angry, and he came back without much of a hassle. And when they got back to their station, they saw Clover behind the register, smiling amusedly at them.

“You really shouldn’t leave your station unattended, you know. But it’s ok, you did your best and I'm proud of you.’ Clover said, letting Icee take their place back to complete the transaction. “Next time, you could always call me or the security guards, you don’t have to become an Olympian to try to catch someone.” She said, tapping the phone next to the register. “I’m always gonna be here if you need me.”

Icee just laughed, a bit embarrassed, and started finishing the transaction with the man.

#deathduo my beloved #deathduo #rat server <3 #100 days of deathduo #rat server #customer service au!! #in case you were wondering #the first story is from my dad who worked as an assistant manager at a pizza place #and had to do that to his friend #the second story happened about a month ago #and i was the customer in that story! it reminded me so much of Clover and I haha #the third is a Clover story! about one of their coworkers one time #i really hope you enjoy minty <3

[nocturnal-birb]

Copia sending a pic of his rats like this to you instead of using the heart emoji-

OH SATANAS YES! YES!

I bet he trained his rats just to do that and when they finally did, he was so happy

#rat dad is proud of his children <3 #i love me my pathetic little rat man copia #love this ask #the band ghost #papa my beloved #papa emeritus iv #cardinal copia

[i-care-bout-things-too]

Batfam Ages:

Okay, there is no such thing as an exact science when determining the ages of the Batfam, but the easiest thing you can do is work of the concrete ages that you /do/ know, and make them fit with canon events to the best of your ability. Now, canon changes all the time—which definitely makes this a challenge, but I’m going to just explain my process for determining their ages and you can disagree if you’d like, or you can use this to write fic like I do where ages are semi important,

Let’s begin. I’m going to give you the arbitrary number of 15, this will be important later.

Dick Grayson:

Depending on the canon, Dick is 8, 10, 12, or 15 when his parents die. All of these numbers will have problems depending on which you pick, but I go for the safe bet of 10 years old. Why? Well, a little known fact is that Dick ends up in juvie after his parents die, and he’s not immediately taken in by Batman. Thus, it takes a little while longer for him to become Robin, which doesn’t immediately happen after he becomes Bruce’s ward anyway, because Batman doesn’t immediately go and spill the beans. Thus, Dick ends up in Bruce’s car at around ten or eleven, but doesn’t become Robin until he’s 12.

Now Dick is Robin up until he’s about 18, when Bruce takes Robin from Dick because it’s too dangerous and Dick refuses to quit. Dick joins up with the teen titans full time, and he’s still Robin for a little while longer until we get Nightwing, aka Discowing, for the very first time at age 19. Simultaneously, while this is happening, a little kid is stealing the Batmobile’s tires.

Jason Todd:

Our beloved street rat Robin, Jason Todd, swings a tire iron at Batman and then gets taken out for fast food. It’s great, it’s cute, it doesn’t immediately lead to his adoption though, either. No, instead Jason ends up in an orphanage that is trafficking children. Bruce shows up one day to check up on Jason, and is made aware of this by his soon to be first adopted son (yeah, you heard me, Dick isn’t adopted yet). They take down the trafficking ring, and Bruce adopts Jason. Jason then becomes Robin at age 13.

Unfortunately for our boy, he was widely disliked by comic fans across North America, DC did a little telephone poll, and by a few hundred votes, DC changed comic history forever by killing off a high profile character what seems like /permanently/ for the first time ever. No resurrections this time. (Hah, right!). Which is to say, Jason Todd has the second shortest run as Robin at just two years, dying at age 15.

Tim Drake:

So then we get Robin numero 3. Tim Drake sees Batman getting darker and more violent and goes y’know, someone should do something about that. He tries talking to Nightwing, but he’s in a bad place with Bruce after learning Jason died via a Newspaper (yeah, Bruce sucks for that one), and tells Tim he won’t be going back to Robin. Thus, lil Timmy Drake gets an idea in his head. He looks himself in the mirror and goes, I can fix him, and then, Tim Drake becomes Robin at age 12.

Tim Drake has one of the longest runs as Robin, with only a mild interruption from a lil blond Bat.

Stephanie Brown:

Stephanie Brown starts off as the vigilante Spoiler, whose whole purpose in life is to spoil the plans of her C-list villain dad, Cluemaster. She meets Robin (Tim), hits him in the face with a brick, and then ends up dating him. Unlike most characters who appear a few times and never come back, Stephanie manages to stick around. She gets pregnant at age 15 (it’s not Tim’s, and no she did not cheat, this happened priorly), she gives birth, the baby is put up for adoption, and she becomes Robin after Tim’s dad, Jack Drake, finds out Tim is Robin and bans him from it. Tim is forced to quit and Stephanie picks up the mantle. She’s clocks in the shortest run as Robin, working with Batman for about two months before Bruce forces her to stop. Tim picks up the mantle again, and Steph goes back to being Spoiler—only to get killed by Black Mask, making her the second “Robin” to die. DC does retcon her death, and we later learn she was only badly beaten and sent off to live in a foreign country before she makes her return.

Jason Todd, Again:

While all this is going on, stuff is happening behind the scenes. Namely, Jason coming back to life. A common misconception here however is how long Jason was actually dead. While I wouldn’t be able to find the panels to confirm it, the true number is a “short” 6 months. Yep, while years passed in the real world, possibly decades, actually, Jason was dead all of 6 months. According to the books, he undigs himself from his grave six feet under (because Superboy punched through the multiverse or something?) and ends up wondering around Gotham as a mindless little zombie. Conveniently, Talia al Ghul stumbles upon her beloved’s lost little bird, and she decides to take him home and train him. He’s with them for a bit, gets dunked into a Lazarus pit, comes back very very angry, is shipped off to the all caste for a bit, and upon his return to the al Ghuls, is informed he’s been replaced by little Timmy Drake.

Jason makes his whole plan, and decides to make a splash by returning to Gotham wearing an old moniker of the Joker’s and taking over Gotham’s underworld. He beheads a few criminals, tries to kill Tim, tries to get Bruce to kill the Joker, and doesn’t really have success in those latter two objectives. That puts Jason at age 19, roughly. We don’t really know how to count the months he was dead.

Damian Wayne:

Shortly after Jason’s unmasking as the Red Hood, Damian Wayne turns 10 years old and beats his mother, Talia al Ghul, in combat. His prize is to be taken to his father and given to him for training. We know definitively that Damian is 10 thanks to this we can measure out the age gaps between the others and get their ages at this point in time. Dick at age 19 became Nightwing, while Jason is made Robin at age 13, so they have a six year age gap. Jason dying 2 years later at age 15 leads to Tim becoming Robin at age 12, they have a 3 year age gap. Tim is Robin for 3 years before Jason comes back and Damian trails after him a few months behind, putting Tim at around 16/17 while Damian is 10. I tend towards 16 instead of 17 because DC stopped aging Tim for a while, so it just makes more sense to pick the lower number. Thus, when Damian is 10, Tim is 16 as is Steph, Jason is 19, and Dick is 25.

Thanks to Damian being quite young, DC has kept an active track of how and when they age him. We know Damian is only with Bruce a few short months before he disappears into the time stream and Dick makes him Robin, and we also know that Damian’s 11th birthday is celebrated after Bruce is reinstated to the proper time. However, DC follows this up by killing Damian and making him the third Robin to die, the second to do so in the suit itself, and he’s dead for a significant number of months. In this time, Dick also dies—as in his heart is stopped by Lex Luthor for a few seconds, and then restarted, after his identity is revealed on live TV. Bruce decides to let the world believe Nightwing died and stayed dead, and Dick is sent off to Spyral to do secret spy stuff for Bruce. There is an issue around here in the “Grayson” run that claims Dick is twenty-one years old, which is ENTIRELY incompatible with the time line I just painstakingly established, and I go ahead and outright dismiss it because it clearly doesn’t work with a majority of canon. While Dick is with Spyral, Damian is brought back to life, and he goes on a year of redemption (which doesn’t actually last a whole year, but I digress). He and Dick meet again, and we move into Rebirth somewhere around here with the conclusion of Spyral and Batman and Robin Eternal.

General Events:

Damian turns 12 presumably sometime during rebirth, although not specified, I do believe Truth and Justice issue #6 to be his 12th or 13th birthday, but I lean towards 12 because of the costumes everyone wears in the issue. Steph is spoiler, Cass is Orphan, Tim is Red Robin, Red Hood has yet to don his solo Outlaw uniform, and Barbara is Batgirl.

I can’t name a specific issue for Damian’s 13th birthday, but it’s canonical that Damian turned 14 in his solo Robin series, Robin (2021) while he was off finding himself before the Lazarus Tournament, and since then, there’s been the Shadow War, Batman Vs Robin, Dark Crisis event somewhere around there, the Lazarus Planet event, Gotham War, DC Knight Terrors, and Beast World event, which catches us up to the modern day world.

Since Damian hasn’t yet turned 15 despite ALL of that going on, and is still for now at least, 14, that means Tim and Steph are 20, Jason is 23, and Dick is 29.

I know I mentioned Cass and Babs, and I would love to give you a proper age for them but I don’t know where to place them in DC canon like I do the others, however people do commonly place Cass roughly around the same age as Jason making her 22 or 23, and Babs tends towards being 6-8 years older than Dick, although that is an age gap DC has been slowly bridging over the years. Still, I put her at 35 years old. I don’t have a reference for Duke Thomas either, but he’s commonly placed as being two years younger than Tim making him 18 currently.

Lastly, I bring back the arbitrary number of 15, given that that is the number of years that separate Dick and Damian, I also use that age gap between Dick and Bruce—meaning that Bruce took Dick in when he was 25, and placing Bruce at 44 years old in main continuity.

Overall Ages Currently:

Bruce Wayne: 44

Barbara Gordon: 35

Dick Grayson: 29

Jason Todd: 23

Cassandra Cain: 22

Tim Drake: 20

Stephanie Brown: 20

Duke Thomas: 18

Damian Wayne: 14

#damian wayne #dc #dc comics #dc robin #damian al ghul #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #duke thomas #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #bruce wayne #barbara gordon #batfamily #batman and robin #batman #batfam #batgirl #red hood #red robin #the signal #orphan #spoiler #nightwing #timeline #ages #feel free to ask questions #i will answer #June’s stuff #June’s thoughts

[sihtricfedaraaahvicius]

Can you explain why S3!Sihtric hits so deliciously good?!?! Is it his hair? His eyeliner? His eyebrows? The mustache/beard? I S3!Sihtric is my favourite 😍😭

It's his ENTIRE BEING in that season. But, I think it's because season 3 is Sihtric's season in a way. We see every side of him, and they're all to die for. We see his superstition/religion side, his romantic side (the flowers for his wife?? End me), we see how eager he is to battle, we see Dad!Sihtric and Husband!Sihtric, we see a drunk and pissed off Sihtric (which did things to me) only for us to find out how loyal our beloved Danish rat boy actually is. And do NOT get me started on his looks (or his voice and his accent), because I can write an entire fic just praising his looks. S3!Sihtric was my favorite for a long time too, but now my absolutely number 1 is SKMD!Sihtric, followed by S4!Sihtric, and then S3.

But the man is just superior, whatever he looks like, he's not from this world?????

Anyway, I'll just leave these here.

#sihtric kjartansson #the last kingdom #arnas fedaravicius

[afunfunkytime]

sadly, my silly little rats, the bottle of juice is empty

i have heard your screams and i delight in giving you your juice

but I have no more ):

the silly little guys list has been completed

sobs what do I do now

tell me, my beloveds, what you scream for now. I will give you your juice.

vermont: gay. allegedly has maple syrup instead of water in his water bottle. does not know what social media is. hugs trees. rich as FUCK. probably lives in a mansion. wears a tie.

virginia: NERD. NERD. NERD. hopeless romantic. pretends to read textbooks but hides his sappy romance novels inside them. wanted to be a lawyer until florida quizzed him on how to get out of jail. tries to get mass to hold hands with him. fails. gets laughed at by his little brother west. the epitome of uhm ACHKtually. on student council. thinks that makes him on par with the principal. it does not. hangs flyers up around the school trying to get people to sign up for his debate club.

washington: carries a medical bag with him. he needs it. computer nerd. cant do gym because the asthma is not a vibe so he sits on the side and bullies his friends. may or may not get a dodgeball thrown at his head. somehow he's always wet. probably because he likes walking through the rain like a weirdo. constantly texting oregon under the table. shows up an hour late with his locally brewed organic coffee (its starbucks he put in another cup). likes to think of himself as a y/n from an X reader fic on wattpad. stares out the window like he's in a sad music video. emo. grunge. in a phase.

west virginia: strange fascination with birds. used to smuggle babydog into school when she was a puppy. hes very sweet. oddly dusty. not very good at putting his thoughts down on paper in a way that makes sense to other people but he's real good at hands on work. he slays woodworking. eats at least 2 pepperoni rolls per class. oddly happy.

wisconsin: shows up very rarely. sleeps most of the day. allegedly ate a block of cheese for lunch. its weird because he spread the rumour. its not a rumour. its a fact. and it was delicious. frequently crashes his car in the parking lot. dresses like a dad. wears socks, sandals, shorts, and a coat. what the fuck man.

wyoming: people just tell him things. dude knows all the gossip. he doesn't care about any of it but he knows. does gay things on mountains. acts a lot older than he is. feminist. very good at creative writing. plays dnd with south dakota and montana. probably being gay with them too. nobody notices hes in class most days. how strange. he has perfect attendance.

may I request some ideas from y'all about what y'all wanna see next<3 keep SCREAMING my beloveds

#ben brainard #welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #wttsh #wttt #the table #silly silly silly

[tangledinink]

ok listen i've been thinking about this a lot lately, but can your splinter do typical rat things when he's not cloaked? mikey can hide in his shell, etc etc.... so can splinter boggle

this is the best ask i've ever received

i have owned rats in the past (my beloved two boys, jammer and bailey, named after swimsuits because i found jammer outside on the street after a swim meet :) my dad helped me catch him in a box and we took him home and then got him a brother,) and my roommate has also owned several rats and ADORES them so very much, and tldr the answer is

YES. HE CAN!!! BOGGLE!!! ABSOLUTELY!!! ; w ; It looks so fucking weird and lowkey fucked up. But he totally boggles. He does all sorts of weird rat shit. <3

#i fucking love rats bro #sorrywhatnowau asks #asks #anon

[bump1nthen1ght]

feel free to ignore but i would love to know if you have other characters that are drogo's workmates? i just love the setting of it all (drogo my beloved!! 😔🤝)

Oooh this was such a fun request anon! Hope y'all enjoy some general headcanons about Drogo's coworkers. If you're interested for more just let me know!

(And if you have no clue who were talking about, heres the link to the headcanons about our resident demon Drogo!

Headcanon 1

Headcanon 2

Headcanon 3

Drogo's Coworkers: Belz and Rory Headcanons!

Belz (He/they)

Belz is the champion of smooth talking clients, even among his fellow sex-demon coworkers. They always have a way of getting customers to extend their time, knowing exactly what to say to make them wanting more

Bright blue skin and horns that curl back into his messy, shag hair. Definitely one of those people that can hop right out of the shower and their hair looks perfect

On the smaller side of sex demons because he’s actually half-human! Belz is around 5’9 with a lithe body

(Their mom is this sweet baker who fell in love with their biker incubus dad. Though according to his parents, the baker is the wilder of the two 👀)

Their day job is as an art teacher at a rec center and the local community college.

(Definitely the teacher everyone has a crush on. His billowy tops and boho pants make him feel like a love interest you’d run away to Greece with)

Will flirtatiously offer to be your nude subject if you ever want to practice figure drawings ;).

But then will genuinely paint the most beautiful portrait of you when they feel most inspired. It could be as simple as you sitting in the couch in your undies, but he’ll make you feel like a Renassaince muse.

Secret passion: Rodents, especially his two pet rats, Benny and Jet

Once when they were drunk they tried to call out to an opossum and keep it as pet, Drogo had to pull them away as they cried saying “Look at its little face!!”

Bond with his pets and you’ll be one of their favorite people, period. They’ll gush about their whole life history and how much work he’s put in their rat enclosure.

Like Drogo is very flirtatious with his tail, often holding out your wrist or wrapping around the meat of your thigh as he pats you in the butt

Ror’aman/Rory (She/Her)

Built like a brick SHITHOUSE; I’m talking 6’3, arms like carved marble, and thighs that could split a watermelon open

Bright Lavender skin and long, tall horns. Has thick, wavy black hair that she loves wear loose

Specializes in mommy-dom stuff, mostly because of her deep and raspy voice, but it’s aggressively caring demeanor that gets her the nickname ‘Mama’ in the office

One of her favorite hobbies is sewing; Not only can she make her own sexy outfits but she also has a passion for historical fashion. Going to a Ren Faire with her is a delight.

Loves to dress you up in the outfits she’s made, even having tailoring sessions where she can customize stuff to look absolutely perfect.

Her main source of income is as a personal trainer. She’s mastered the mix of encouraging and fierce where she can push you to your limits yet make you feel confident.

(Also has killer gym fits. All the matching sets that hug her body perfectly)

Like many Succubi, she is super touchy feely. She’ll randomly pet the top of your head or rub the back of your neck, not even realizing the shivers running down your spine

Will scratch the base of your skull with her long acrylic nails, pat your lower back, before giving a soft little kiss on your temple

(I mean c’mon who wouldn’t be like “Mommy 😳”)

Hardest part of staying over at her place? She has a tall person’s shelves, meaning you need a step stool to get everything. Or, she can pick you up by your hips and put you on the counter 😉

Takes play wrestling very seriously. You’ll be trying to grapple her with half strength and she’ll go between your legs and throw you over her shoulder like a fresh hunt, before supplexing you onto the bed

(She sees no problem with this: Fight the bull you get the horns 😤)

#my writing #reader insert #monster x reader #monster romance #headcanons

[thefringespod]

Been in a haze all day post Lunar New Year activities but its #AudioDramaSunday once again! Starting with The Magnus Protocol which had me wanting to reach into the podcast and shake the person the story was about. Jamie Petronis of The CellarLetters wrote one hell of an episode!

Leanne Egan has once again made me cry at work with @tellnotalespod How am I meant to cope with ghost dad, Leanne?? How am I supposed to feel normal after that?? It was beautifully written but also how dare

Public release of @souloperatorpod ep 3 was this week and I am shaking Tot for what she's done. Each episode Tot manages to take the paranoia up another notch and it always turns out so spectacularly that I can hardly believe I get to work with them on 2 shows Tot's too talented

The @somewhereohio season finale was marvelous in every imaginable way. Rat Grimes took this season places that I never expected but absolutely adored every step of the way and I can't wait for the eventual next season that's to come

My beloved @woebegonepod returned for the start of season 13 this week! It hurt me in ways I didn't know were possible given the episode framework. Dylan has once again done something different in wbg in the most fantastic of ways and im so worried about Mikey (my default state)

New @kingmakerpod answered the question "what if Jonny Sims got lost in a magically confusing forest for 25 years" in the best way possible. They fully get that Jonny's typecasts are either men named Jon or cannibals. A brilliant brilliant episode as always

I listened to The @Grotto again this week because I love feeling pain (and it takes less time to relisten than woe.begone does). Athan has also released an album of the music from the show so far! Its amazing! Go check it out! Tay and Lyssa are on it!

Listen to episodes 20-25 of The Storage Papers which were phenomenal as always! Slowly but surely i am making my way through this show and enjoying every step of the way

Here on the Fringes we returned with episodes! This was one of my favorite as I love my silly little moss character. On the writing side, only 1.5 episodes left to go! And if you want access to this week's episode RIGHT NOW you can support the show at patreon.com/PineTreePods

And over on @forgedbondspod I've taken a bit of a break to focus in on finishing up the Fringes, but I have received a bit of test audio from some of my cast and im already in love with their portrayals

That's all for this week! It was a bit of a rough one mental health wise but I'm picking myself back up and continuing to work on the things that I love

#audiodrama sunday #audio drama sunday #pines notes #recommendation post

[roachemoji]

Stranger Things - Season 3 thread 03 01

LETS GO GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay okay okay starting off strong 1984 i see you i see you all these bald men are so sweaty and shiny and exhausted looking.

OH THE VFX BUDGET WENT UP BABBBEYYY OH LOOK AT THAT SHIT THATS COOL AS FUCK

So El isnt the one who opened the gate OG?? Really sick that they needed that much power to do it only forit to backfire and some little girl could do it with ease - OUFH SORRY TO THE BITCHES WHO JUST GOT EXPLODED

i understand why the bald men are sweaty and exhausted looking

SO WHY DO THEY WANT TO GET IN THERE SO BAD!!!!! OH THIS IS THE RUSSIAN PLOT PART YEAHHH

is this like ....... wanting to win the coldwar type shit??? because we're past the space race and into the 80s.... (<- guy who doesnt know much about this specific subject of history tbh)

EL LOOKS SO GOOD - fucking hate seeing them kiss im so sorry it makes me so uncomfortable - FEELING REAL HOPPER THOUGH LIKE ITS ICKY but also damn KING GIVE UR KID SPACE

i fucking LOVE THE shift in colours in this season !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE ITS SO BRIGHT I LOVE IT!!!! AND STEVEEEE!!!!!! AND I FINALLY GET TO MEET ROBIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh this movie is foreshadowing some shit i can feel it. labesq SHIT!!!!!!! AND THEN THE POWER GOING OUT!!!!!!!!!!! this means things my brain is too small to make proper connections

OH SHIT LITTLE ME!!!!!!!

YEAH SEE Lost smoke monster !!!!! somethings thers i just know it

"im not gonna fall in love" "ok"

JOYCE MY BELOVED

booOOOOOBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUSTIIINNNNNNNNNN

<- guy whose just REALLY EXCITED TO SEE THEIR FAV LITTLE MAN

GIRLIES WHO ARE WE LOOKING COOL FOR IM -

thought it waas gonna be gay forgot Billy existed

HOPPER IS ACTUALLY A FUCKING INCEL IM CRYING ITS BEEN LIKE 20 MINUTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KING OH MY GOD SHUT UP rooted for you but nah youve really always been like this

A Heart to Heart? What is that? <- man whose never been shown compassion???? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS shut up

ngl tho me n hopper shaking hands how to you approach people about things without people helping you write shit out word for word

this entire board roOM REMINDS ME OF THE BEGINNING OF SEASON 2 OF FARGO - but she a woman TYPE SHIT AKSHJD

Nancy is. trying so HARD and girl i am so sorry

HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE WAY HE TALKS ABOUT HER <3333

Steve. i got nothing to add he just. wow

ROBIN I LOVE HER I L OVE THE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS ON THIS SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its romantic <- jealousy

Its gross <- somehow not jealousy tho sorry

Its bullshit <- jealousy

BRO ARE HE LLO WHAT PIED PIPER SHIT IS HAPPENING???? CRYING AT ALL THE LITTLE CGI GUYS LOOK AT THEM ALL!!!! THEY ALL HAVE LITTLE WHITE FEET THO???? THOSE ARE. exploding. theyre exploding. :(

ENOUGH OF HIM I DONT WANT TO SEE HIM I WANT TO SKIP THROUGH HIS MOMENTS I ACTUALLY HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH IM IN. PAIN. LIKE. OU GH. THE. SECOND HAND EMBARASSMENT IS? PAINFUL I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE HIM I HATE HIM IHATE HIM PHYSICALLY GAGGING

LUCAS AND MAX mAKE me so happy and MAx is still transmasc coded in my heaRTTTTT

DUSTIN BABY IM SO SORRY YOURE HAVING A MY CANADIAN GF MOMENT BUTSHES MORMON AND FROM UTAH

SHOWING MomEnts of Joyce being so happy and gENUINELY IN LOVE WITH BOB JUST HURTS SO MUCH HE WAS SO FUCKING GOOD. RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE

oh now we have shit with MAGNETS and the spaceship space race cold war babbeyyyy

DISEASE RATS!!!!!!!

HOPPER ASHING ON HIS FACE KING????? OW?????????????????????

This is so uncomfortable bro my dad did this to me once and it was horrifically misguided on his part and he was making some wild ass assumptions about my relationship with certain people and oUGADHADKAJSHAKSJH this isthe season of second hand embarassment and its PAINFUL

MIKE IS JUST MA KING IT WORSE PLEASE SHUT UP I OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I KEEP PAUSING IT BC I CANT HANDLE THIS

HOPPER H ELLO ????

IM

THIS IS

BRO THIS fucking entire season is gonna be so fucking painfULLLL STOP STOP STOP like the. BROOOOO stop stop stop whose got a link to a breakdown of the family dynamics between everyone and how fucked up everyone is i cant even put thi sinto words im just losing my mind hopethis makes sense

SORRY DUSTIN I !!! GOD. PICKING UP RUSSIAN SHIT INSTEAD OF HIS GF SORRY

i literally cant handle this weird Billy fucking Milfs arc and i cant even begin to stress how much i fucking hate it and him. I have literally no room in my heart for that piece of shit

im SORRY to KaREN WHEELER THOUGH LIKE DAMN GIRL your mariage is in shambles and you really want to be fucked by THIS GUY ?

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IDIOT FUCKING GET ATTACKED BY FERAL DISEASED RATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALLING ALL RATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!

i know he fucking dies but iM GONAN LOSE MY MIND DOES HE GET FUCKIGN KILLED BY STOPP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP THIS IS SO FUC NNY YEAHH HYEAHHH BABEY FUCKING GET HIS ASSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

#bo posting #stranger things #st #live blogging #AHHH OEADSKJH FUCKING EAH BABEY YEAH YEAH YEAH

[shoyoist]

PAPA KAISER PAPA KAISER PAPA KAISER <33 papa kaiser w two girls! HES JUST LIKE SAE! he’s a girl dad and they inherited his attitude LMFAO he loves his girls very much!! AAAAHH thinking abt it makes me so happy n sososos <33 he probably softened a lot more too

ALSO ALSO W PAPA SHIDOU i like to think that papa shidou probs changed his ways for you :(( n when u had ur first daughter w him, he changed completely! his little princess n you r what he loves the most n it shows, he’s so sweet to u n his child it’s almost hard to believe he was someone w a violent persona! /j he might also be the overprotective time ykwim! i see him teaching his daughter a few self defence techniques bc he knows he might always be there to protect her </3

kaiser and his daughters have the exact same facial expressions i tell you. when the three of them roll their eyes at you in perfect sync with eachother like 🙄🙄🙄 or when they turn their noses up at you for putting your foot down about something... it's so irritating but they're so cute 😭

and omg you're so right about shidou :( he's so gentle and caring but still has that hellcat (thanks to my beloved river @ katasstrophy for coining this term for him hehe) streak to him 💓 you'll come into the baby's room and find him towelling her dry after the bath he gave her, talking away about anything and everything, asking her for her opinion and going “exactly! you get me, don't ya? smart fuckin’ girl.” when she giggles at his tone.

and you can't decide if you should kiss him for how sweetly he's handling his little daughter or slap him for cussing her innocent little ears off 💀 ++ he definitely teaches her how to fight, and it's almost unintentional! yk how those gym rat dads take their baby sons to the gym with them? shidou does that with your little girl. gives her the smallest kettlebell on the rack and lets her tug it around while he does his own workout (i think he'd do callisthenics v_v). and eventually she starts copying his workouts and he gets really into it 😭 involves her in everything he does and she ends up becoming a lil fighter LMAOO

#[♡] mail ◟੭ #[♡] from : 🫖 anon ◟੭ #ִ ࣪𖤐. topic : bllk dads! #blue lock fluff

[ariapmdeol]

Alright. I'll bite. What's COE? I assume it's a game? And where would I be able to watch a playthrough(?) of it?

細胞神曲 - Cell of Empireo is an RPGMaker horror game by Sharktale Factory! You can find an English Translation on YouTube here!! It has the full game with all of the endings, and the first five Records of the DLC! The game itself is playable in both Japanese and Korean.

If you'd like to play it with Machine Translation yourself, I have a tutorial here! Please be aware that MTL is hard to work with, and can be confusing. IF you choose to do this, there is a walkthrough on how to get the best ending here!

TLDR: You play as Haruki Atou, 28 year old detective! When his coworker, Eiji Shinano, goes missing, Atou tracks his last known location to the mysterious cult called the Empyrean Heaven Research Institute. Atou finds himself wrapped up in a situation far larger than expected, and discovers a lot about both the Institute and himself along the way!

This game has everything: it has gay people. It has religious imagery. There is a headless rat. There's a mad scientist who asks to hold hands. The Divine Comedy is everywhere. There is foreshadowing and lore EVERYWHERE and it is sooooo fascinating!!! Genuinely I love this game so so so much!! There is a reason I have been drawing it for (checks watch) almost a year nonstop.

Cell of Empireo play order:

Cell of Empireo DLC: Records of Sanemitsu Isoi [YT tl stops here, after record 5 Hermit's Room Interlude Cell of Mirage (unreleased, fukao-San is working on it)

If you want to go in completely blind, I'll leave it there, but I'll add some of my own rambles under the cut! I'll also post the content warnings there as well o7 This game is recommended for people 17 and up, but I think you should be fine! The rating is for violence mostly. There are some flashing lights and shaking screen moments.

CONTENT WARNINGS (by me)

religious themes, human and animal experimentation/death, gore, hallucinations, suicide, murder, familial abuse, body horror, attempted SA (brief, nothing happens, i can tell you when it happens if you need a warning for this)

aaand some ramblings

There are soooo many different variations based on what ending you're on track for. It is FASCINATING to see lines change in really subtle ways because of Atou's actions.

the lore MAKES SENSE and adds things SYMBOLICALLY and there are LAYERS and you can theorize about stuff!!! This game is so good!!!

the boss fights are SO MUCH FUN. For an RPGMaker game there are so many different mechanics??? There's a RHYTHM GAME SECTION??? it's FANTASTIC

this is a game and a series about love in all its forms. There is platonic love, familial, romantic, whatever the hell flowerpot trio has going on, and more!

There are so many terrible dads that I was able to run a 'Worst Dads' Poll and people had genuine debates, it was fantastic!!

METAFICTION. IT'S METAFICTION (i am very normal)

Sanemitsu <3 Sanemitsu isoi <3 Sanemitsu Isoi my beloved <3

I have written so many theory and analysis essays. there is so much lore i go so insane it's so fun (LORE ANALYSIS NOT REQUIRED FOR A SATISFYING WATCH/PLAYTHROUGH. I AM JUST INSANE)

The information you learn along the way recontextualizes earlier parts so you want to watch Through it again to catch the details that you missed the first time around!!

Also every character has reasons and motivations for what they’re doing, even if atou doesn’t know it. They are all so so painfully human…. Emotionally devastating

#cell of empireo #aria rambles #aria answers #anon #please please please please #also scheduling this for the morning

[sidprescot]

10 characters | 10 fandoms | 10 tags

pick 10 characters from 10 different fandoms and tag 10 people! tagged by @kuwdora and @garaviel thank you both for tagging me 🥰🥰🥰

this was so hard actually omg why is it that as soon as i get asked my favorite (insert thing here) i immediately forget everything i've ever loved. blorbo? i don't know her

cornelius hickey (the terror): who could forget dear rat boy? captain crozier's specialest little princess. gay cannibal thottie with the body. five foot something and he's royalty short king mama ayyy 🎶 killed a man for a free hawaiian vacation and all he got is this lousy t-shirt (sick ass coat he stole from a dead man)

mordin solus (mass effect) - dr war crimes my beloved... he is the very model of a scientist salarian 🥺 only being able to pick one mass effect companion is actually destroying me tho. thane i'm so sorry king

rogue amendiares (cp2077) - LET ME ROMANCE THE HOT MILF CDPR I AM ON MY KNEES

yennefer of vengerberg (the witcher - any/all canon) - that is my WIFE. the love of my life. honorable mention to my side piece cahir i still love you babygirl. and my toxic ex vilgefortz

harry du bois (disco elysium) - the saddest wettest most pathetic man of all time he's just like me fr

frodo baggins (lotr) - the og babygirl ok? he is taking the ring to mordor though he does not know the way!!!!!! second place goes to gandalf and his big naturals

sidney prescott (scream) - thee final girl of all time and the reason for my url enough said

captain spaulding (rob zombie's firefly trilogy) - TUTTI FUCKIN FRUTTI!! that's my fucked up clown dad, babey!!! rip sid haig

dana scully (the x files) - woman of all time tbh. she is the BLUEPRINT. i saw her for the first time when i was like six years old and it altered my brain chemistry forever

astarion (baldur's gate 3) - LISTEN i relate to his story and really appreciate the way his trauma is handled respectfully and the themes of bodily autonomy and consent and reclaiming your power and breaking the cycle and and and- HOWEVER if we are talking thirst there is no question my fave is actually orin 🤪 because i am mentally ill goodbye 💀

tagging: @belgianfry @medalsofgold @margaritalaux-antille @faarkas @chainsawsangel @hannahmationstudios @coconutwaterbending @girlfriendtanjiro @phileilharts @ladyyennefer

absolutely no pressure tho 💕

#rj.txt #tag games #tysm for the tag #you both picked such great choices #so many of them could've easily made my list too #why is it so difficult to choose ajfshkdjsk #it's like picking favorite children #sick and twisted 😂

[identity-theft-101]

Spilled milk of a DnD character? Well I am intrigued, how is he like spilled milk?

Hes just like the added old man to ever.

FRANK MY BELOVED MESS OF A MAN-

anyway:

FRANK THE BARBARIAN BUGBEAR EVERYONE!!

Hes 40 years old, having a midlife crisis, and his Ex-Wife Shyrl took the kid the cat and everything

He doesn't have clothes (the dm has offered me the option but Frank will not buy pants ♡)

He had absolutely no money until a magic rat bit his companion (a 9yr old looking Elf girl who also had no money) and magically gifted them money

Frank met the Elf in a trash bin btw

Frank wants to be a bard, but his singing and lute playing is canonically so bad he killed his elderly neighbor with the sound (which is why shyrl SAID she divorced him, I think it is a lie and she divorced him to be evil instead)

His lute is stolen and also his club, he rolls at disadvantage to play the lute

-2 intelligence, he has no preception

+4 charisma, basically the sexiest Bigfoot ever

His cat Steve (that his ex wife stole) popped up in the campaign and im pretty sure he's an eldritch God of some sort

Canonical has a fear of large bodies of water after nearly drowning 5 minutes after meeting his Elf companion

Thought said 9 year old Elf was going to eat him, for 4 hours

Has canonically eaten a cursed rock. DM can roll to make Frank poop himself and fail a strength check.

Has canonically asked his Elf companion if she carried Human bones and if he could eat one

Canonically had a Tuna can fez that he lost in the near drowning incident

Assisted in starting a forest fire, did not stop it

Was canonically in a gay criminal gang as a teen

Frank has a daughter named Mimsey that he hasn't seen in 5 years since the divorce, Mimsey is 9 years old like the Elf companion

Shyrl was an Elf and Mimsey a half Elf (dnd party helped me decide that)

Frank has attempted to steal a magic tent

Frank has eaten everything he has killed in campaign

Everyone associated in his teen crime gay gang has not recognized him and he lost potential npc clues

Frank once argued he should be given a discount on a book because it was bloody and becuase he couldn't read the language it was in

Subconsciously treats his Elf companion as a daughter, (he named her Sprout since she didn't have a name)

Somehow bumped into another bugbear, 17 y/o, Frank is now a single divorced dad of 2. Send help.

Once walked onto a boat and the crew was too afraid to kick him off until they were on the next continent

Has not showered in 3 months

Consistently rolls 1-4 or 16-20, no in betweens

#dnd #dnd character

[asinglesock]

got to hold my own beautiful, absolutely perfect used good condition copy of The Analytical Lexicon to the New Testament (William Mounce), the lexicon that carried me through fall semester like a graceful yet meek beast of burden

got an early Christmas gift from my dad and it was literally a work uniform shirt from the restaurant I worked at?? he asked them for one??

saw the Christmas gifts I bought online for my sister and my brother-in-law! they're going to work, which is a relief bc I've just about lost my steam for Christmas gifts (RIP to my plans but based on the current mental health I've got to go easier on myself)

washed a good number (but not all) of my musty sweaters

discovered that my two beloved black satin sashes have been destroyed by rats

encountered rat feces on my bookshelf (after my sister apparently cleaned up a larger mess that she wouldn't describe in detail)

I was really hyperactive and chatty and kept bringing up LGBTQ issues without meaning to and getting myself into awkward conversations with my brother-in-law (like actively trying really hard not to set him off but constantly doing it anyway by accident)

hugged a lot of people at church

watched a really xenophobic video lecture on Revelation. The speaker said the 4 horsemen were: communism (evil bc red), capitalism (which is of course not as bad as communism but only its necessary balance), Catholicism (evil bc white), and Islam (evil bc green??). I know that Revelation is a notoriously opaque text and I'm honestly fine with people having equally bizarre interpretations. But this was just irresponsible.

got asked to do a church-related music performance for the first time in 3 years! it's a string trio with my cousins O and A and they're actually excited about it so that makes it a lot easier. The hard part is that we have to find/arrange our own music, I have to transpose a part into alto clef so that O can play it on viola, and technically I should probably double check with the pastor that I am actually allowed to do this, since it was the music director who asked me (I am excited to an unhealthy extent about this)

crawled in a window to help my neighbor who got locked out of her house!

washed a lot of dishes by hand bc the dishwasher is broken and my dad can't get the new one in bc he put in flooring after the dishwasher and now it's stuck

#unsanitary cw #a sock speaks #bitter work #local construction #tomorrow I'm going with the cousins J and A to my favorite restaurant #then going to Ocean Shores with my mother #then (I hope) making egg noodles in broth. there were a lot of drippings I saved from the chicken we had for dinner tonight #literally what was in that coffee I had on the flight. it's 3:42 am Eastern time and I've been awake since 5:30

[anniesocsandgeneralstore]

How did you like Guardians of the Galaxy 3? I saw it yesterday and thought of you when Adam came on screen!!

UGH M i loved it! Best Marvel movie in...a long time, I gotta say. The action was great, it was funny, it was heartfelt, all of the characters felt fully realized and that their arcs were completed. I don't wanna spoil anything for people so I'll put the rest of my thoughts below the cut....click the read more at your own risk people lol

i am delighted that you thought of me when Adam Warlock came on screen lol he is my little golden boy!! and Will Poulter seriously did such a good job. perfect balance of that menacing and rage (didn't know he could scream like that good for him) but also just.....so dumb and so awkward lol the man plays an excellent himbo

(side note definitely have a few fic ideas floating around in the ye old brain for him so that's fun)

rockets backstory!! lylla!! teefs!!!! FLOOR!! pretty sure i cried anytime they came on screen and then anytime i thought about them on my drive home like...ouch.

but then also on the other hand the guardians determination to save rocket. going to such lengths just to save their friend. this isn't about the grand universe or the multiverse or saving some world. it's just about saving someone they love. and that honestly felt way more powerful than anything else.

like themes of family and what family is has always been core for the guardians movies but idk man in this that is just solidified and it's SO GOOD I LOVE FOUND FAMILY MAN

the high evolutionary was fucking terrifying and i hate him. best marvel villain in a long time also. like thanos but a bit more...realistic.

the music was on point also. like creep?? dog days?? mm mm mmm

and i wanna talk specifically about that use of no sleep till Brooklyn cause the HALLWAY FIGHT SCENE HOLY SHIT

so good

like it felt like one of those moments at a concert where the front man is like "and we have Jimmy Bones on the drums" and then jimmy gets to go just ham on a solo for a few minutes..."and miss fanny carpenter on bass...". like the hallway scene let every character have their moment and all flowed so well in a "one take" type shot and just MMM I WANNA CHEW ON IT LIKE A POLLY POCKET DRESS

i could have sworn up and down that someone was gonna die for real. highest bets were drax or rocket. but nope! they got to find their peace! drax gets to be a dad like he's always been meant to and rocket gets to lead the guardians!

i love the new guardians team. i want more golden boy give me more golden boy all the time forever.

i liked peter going back to earth to find his grandfather...i don't really want him to come back though lol

oh and i liked how a bunch of suicide squad cast got cameos. rat catcher my beloved i saw you.

all in all, really enjoyed. 9/10 would watch again

#annie answers #my sweet m #gotg spoilers #gotg vol 3 #gotg vol 3 spoilers