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willowser · 8 months
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ugh my god, stupid frat boy gojo that turns out to be nothing like he seems.
yes, he's always at parties and being loud and reckless, but you take a swig of his jack and coke and only get the coke—because he really doesn't like the taste of alcohol that much.
yes, he's dating a new girl once a week and being fawned over constantly and hitting on everyone he sees, but his pick-up lines actually suck ??? and all the partners he moves on from all kind of say the same thing, that he never stops talking and is actually kind of weird ?? the sex isn't good or bad because there's no sex, at all.
and he's also much smarter than he looks and actually studies a lot in the library late at night and is a better tutor in physics than you could ever expected.
just as annoying as you figured, though.
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pinkieroy · 4 months
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"You know it hits"
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matchalovertrait · 5 months
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oh 😭😭💀
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anadorablekiwi · 2 months
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…Diona needs therapy.
Agreed.
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letsdothedamnthings · 2 months
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Give up yet?? 😝🤪😜
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nyancrimew · 6 months
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shein switzerland has been sending me monthly emails titled "not just the may flowers are blooming" and im slowly starting to doubt they know how seasons work
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xx-sketchy-xx · 9 months
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Poor poppy, a three tiered cake is simply not big enough!
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plistommy · 2 months
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Steve snaps a little polaroid of his ass and stashes it into Eddie’s room when he leaves the town for a couple of days with Robin to look at her college.
He hears from Eddie the same night, cursing over how Wayne almost found it when he was cleaning Eddie’s beer cans and how he’s about to lose his mind and come fuck Steve right now even if it meant he’d have to drive six hours to him.
Steve just smirks into the phone, being proud of himself that his boyfriend is gonna be miserably horny for the next three days.
”I really don’t wanna know.” Robin side eyes him from the other bed and it makes Steve laugh while Eddie still rants to him from the other side of the line.
”Oh you think this is funny, huh? You little shit now you’re asking for it! Maybe when you get back I won’t fuck you, is that what you want?”
That makes Steve snort.
”Pleaaase, like you’d be able to hold yourself back. If I recall you said something about wanting to just live with your dick buried inside my ass forever—”
”Ew! No no no no NO! Stop!” Robin yells and Steve feels a little bad for her so he says his goodbyes in the most sweetest tone and hangs up to a whining Eddie.
”You are the worst.”
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linusbenjamin · 2 months
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Poor Things 2024 — dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
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wispscribbles · 5 months
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I want to eat your art and writing thank you so much
Haha well I'm always happy to keep you all fed. Here, have some old sketches <33
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gothiethefairy · 4 months
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shuro really asked her to marry him without actually trying to date her first and poor falin just going "i thought we were just hanging out??? wtf???"
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happyheidi · 10 months
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jessiesjaded · 5 months
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The Boy and The Heron, 2023.
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dimeadozencows · 5 months
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I have endured what no one on earth has ever done before
I put my lips to the hands of the man who killed my son
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kellerybird · 3 months
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someone wanted to know what the menzoberranzan love trick was and…. well….
(reblog ok & appreciated!!!)
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crows-home · 2 years
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a basic summary of the latest chapter of my fic. infinite has a captive audience! based on this part of a comment i got that absolutely killed me:
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Sonic: *held captive in an isolation cell with little to no stimulation for like two months while knowing his friends are out there risking their lives, handles it impressively well*
Infinite: Anyway here’s my Sonadow PowerPoint presentation
Sonic: M E N T A L B R E A K D O W N
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