Every night at eleven I have to choose between enjoying the sweet embrace of slumber or staying up late to do something enriching and fun that I wouldn’t otherwise have the opportunity to do. And every night at eleven I take the secret third option of “doing nothing on my phone until one in the morning.”
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I FUCKING LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE OVERANALYZE MY ART AND STORIES!!! PICK APART THAT SYMBOLISM! FIND ALL THE LITTLE DETAILS, BABY! YEAH!
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saying “i love you” is so freeing though, like your best friend does a silly dance in the parking lot so you say “i love you” or your partner says something rly dumb but it makes you laugh so you say “i love you” or one of your parents brings you some of the food they cooked so you say “i love you” it’s so freeing and pure and human so maybe we should say “i love you” a little more often
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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on
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Wind: I have a riddle for you. See if you can solve it.
Legend: Okay, shoot.
Wind: You're locked in a room with no doors or windows. How do you escape?
Legend: ... I don't know. How?
Wind: You take off your boot, you look at your boot. You saw your boot, so you take the saw and cut your boot in half. Then you take the two halves and put them together. The two halves make a whole and then you crawl through the hole to escape.
Legend: -_- ... I hate you.
Wind: >:3
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Teachers and professors that accept late assignments and allow you to retake exams deserve nothing but the best in the world.
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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That
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Kiwiiiiii I colored it :3
Took me forever lmao
Yay! Oooooo that looks amazing!!!!!
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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.
Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)
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Could you draw four and wind being amazing perchance?
Only if you want ofc :)
Unstoppable team of fun-sized heroes!
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KIWI, LOOKIE AT WHAT IVE MADE
DO I ADD COLOR OR NAH?
This is what he looks like btw
Thats awesome!! It looks great!
Up to you! It looks good as is, and would look good with color too
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KIWI, LOOKIE AT WHAT IVE MADE
DO I ADD COLOR OR NAH?
This is what he looks like btw
Thats awesome!! It looks great!
Up to you! It looks good as is, and would look good with color too
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Why don’t they invent teacups with the same prints as mugs
Like if I drank tea (which I don’t) I would have it say “immortali-tea” in fancy lettering
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why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on
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want to write. or read. dont have energy for either
didnt eat. feeling nauseous. Ive got some lunchabkes in fridge but dont want (ill probably eat one tonight eventually)
I was doing so well Thursday
now have muddy puddle for beain
feel lightheaded. probably need food. and water.
kinda want to cry a bit.
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