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the way my heart STOPS whenever the 1975 post on insta because deep down i know one of these days it's going to be an album drop and i will NOT be ready
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melbatron5000 · 6 hours
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Oh, God
"Blasphemy, Angel? That's not like you."
"No, I mean, MY GOD!"
DO NOT ASK NEIL ABOUT ANY OF MY THEORIES!! K thanks bye
At the start of Crowley's speech in the Final Fifteen, he starts off with "Oh, God." An odd thing for a demon to say, especially when we know he kind of chokes over saying "For Heaven's sake."
Everything is reading very differently now that I know that A. the entire Final Fifteen is emergency improv, and B. Maggie is Jesus and Crowley and Aziraphale have been trying to protect/hide her to prevent the second end of the world.
Aziraphale comes in and tells Crowley that the Metatron suspects something and is making threats, but if they both go to Heaven, they can be safe and allay those suspicions.
But Crowley knows that if they both go, there will be no one to keep an eye on Maggie.
Crowley says, "Oh, God," because that's what this conversation is about! He has to stay on Earth to watch Maggie, who is Jesus, who is God incarnate on Earth. The only way for him to stay on earth, if the issue is that the Metatron knows about Aziraphale and Crowley's relationship, is if they break up.
Aziraphale does not want to fake break up. He wants Crowley to be safe with him, he thinks Maggie will be okay. Saraqael is in on everything, after all. But as they talk, he realizes that Crowley's right. Someone has to stay behind to watch Maggie, or the whole world could end. And Crowley will have a lot more freedom to move around without suspicion than Saraqael would. Aziraphale doesn't like it, but it's true. And since the Metatron is basically forcing Aziraphale to go and offering that Crowley come with, Crowley has to be the one to stay. And "No thank you" is not an option. The Metatron wants them both in Heaven where he can keep an eye on them, or broken up and separated. Their relationship is the big issue, so they have to seem to break it off.
Everything is clicking into place so fast right now. I don't even know if I can write fast enough to keep up with all my thoughts.
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frnkiebby · 21 hours
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HOLY MOLY 😧😧🤑🤑🤑
CAN HE FUCKING NOT PLS~🎃
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This is not a haiku. 
“Martin where is my coat?” “I ate it.” 
Jon is head over heels. “Oh you~”
brekon is alive. Hope is nunja. 
Elias is in their attic, but they don’t need to know that. 
Peter is hiding behind their couch. They definitely know that but he isn’t a bother so it’s fine.
”[FARM FED HONEY] IM HOME&:&/@-!!” “OH MY GOD!” Martin is very afraid, and has stress tier listed all of the Michaels. 
Micheal Shelly is in F. Micheal Baker reigns supreme. 
Spamton is worse than worms of all variety’s. He is well aware, and makes no move to change. 
“I hunger.” Gerard Hopworth deserves a little salami as a treat. 
He gets non and dies a slow and brutal death. 
Womp womp ig. Skill issue on his part lmao.
Peter has a tumbler account. 
There are no posts, no comments, and his user is anonymous-deactivated.
(it used to be xXAriel SimpXx but he doesn’t like to talk about last week.)
Martin and Jon are hiding with him from spamton, who has claimed the admiral for himself. 
Cats are edible. If you’re brave enough. And spamton. 
Coconut Water.
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cottoncandywhispers · 3 months
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The Tortured Poets Department, April 19 🤍
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books-and-omens · 9 months
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inspector constable, I would like to report a murder
the way Crowley keeps tilting his head up during the confession
the way he tilts it up even more just before putting on his glasses
he is crying by then, and he doesn’t want the tears to roll down
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frootloopsl · 2 months
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domestic radiostatic bc i refuse to accept canon fr
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ppeanutz · 11 months
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I had to.
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emotionaldisaster909 · 5 months
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
OFFICIAL BABY HONG HONG-ER DESIGN?????
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AND SOLDIER HONG HONG-ER!!! MY CHILD!!!!!
LOOK AT HIM!!!!!
sourse - градоначальник хуа
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shiftythrifting · 7 months
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I dont even want to know...
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dnpsuck · 6 months
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Saying Goodbye Forever (October 15th, 2023)
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mi5hastuff · 10 months
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Guys, bring popcorn. The prank war is upon us :D
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theeroticlover · 3 months
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Need
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a-mimic-and-a-jester · 6 months
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if this gets 200 notes ill read homestuck
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it wont tho bc yall cowards
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satisfiedskye · 7 months
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goodbye, brain.
goodbye, simon.
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oh-i-ship-that · 2 years
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Joe Quinn whenever he filmed with Joe Keery:
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