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stevenmfgrant · 2 years
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thor spoilers
that moment when you realize that one of the korg people in the zeus scene was sitting on a throne of scissors cause rock beats scissors has me rolling XD
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sofasoap · 9 months
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My sister sent me this. I can totally see Ghost adding this to his dad joke repertoire
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haley-lana · 17 days
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me: how can one be the son of parking?
Kris (my coworker): ???
me: you know. parkin'son. like the disease.
Kris: ...
Kris: JAIL.
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katehawke · 6 months
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eagle colorado mountain lifestyle (2022)
"the benefit from dirt use has a price
realize that dirt cant save us
we die"
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recently-reanimated · 5 months
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Yoooo I just rolled the fattest blunt 😤🌿
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Lol jk jk it's yule log. Happy holidays!
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allo-frouto · 6 months
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Heeelp, my afternoon wood is here!
So much wood you must be warm during winter.
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punster-2319 · 6 months
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This would have been a perfect reaction gif/image if he had stared at the camera.
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atoasttoreality · 1 year
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Remember to shit before midnight, cause you ain't carrying old shit to the new year! 🤣
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justarandomgirly · 2 years
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another day without a Dracula Daily update...
...and we were left with a literal cliffhanger, or rather WALLhanger :B
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bbgthoma · 2 years
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i am a math book, you know why? bc i have a lot of problems
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an-alien-superstar · 2 years
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What's the Spree's favourite music genre?
Pop
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orderlysorrow · 1 year
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2023 is the Year of the Rabbit :D
It's General Woundwort D:
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kittenbeans · 2 years
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Jabu jabu was so hungry he ate octorocks.
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peanutbuttaz · 2 years
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you've got me jerking back and forth if you know what I'm sayin
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