#bad pun

[nyancrimew]

complex ptsd? i find it quite shrimple really

#i cant remember if i've posted this one yet #bad pun #ptsd #cptsd #i do NOT actually find it shrimple im scruggling

[ebi-noodle-doodles]

fuck that anon, your fat miku art is beautiful:3

yall gonna boil Miku at this point look what have you done she's a rolling girl'

#bad pun #hatsune miku #vocaloid #reply #ask reply #xixiriima #ebi noodle doodles #miku #miku hatsune #gif #miku gif #reply gif #doodle #art #fanart #jk #thank you!

[thatswhywelovegermany]

#pun #bad pun

[magicratfingers]

Boo!

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#comic #werewolf regency house party #bad pun #wrhp s1

[aromanticduck]

"If you have two mums, what are you supposed to call them?" Easy. The taller one is Maximum and the smaller one is Minimum.

#organic home grown content #such pun #puns #bad puns #bad pun #bad joke #bad jokes #100 tier

[haley-lana]

gay catboy porn? you mean

nyaoi?

#nya! #bad pun #shitposting on main #yaoi #catboys #good grief what is my brian doing #late night posts #late night tumblr #shitposting #punny #puns #boys' love #pun #shitpost #cat boi #pm seymour #late nite #late night thoughts #randomness #haley rambles #random thoughts #just shower thoughts #cursed #cursed puns #psychic damage #hellsite shenanigans #just hellsite things #tumblr shenanigans #late night #brain go brrrr

[sauronnaise]

Huan: I can speak only three times, so listen to me carefully.

Lúthien: Okay.

Huan: What do a tree and I have in common?

Lúthien: You're both tall?

Huan: We bark.

#tolkien #shitpost #incorrect tolkien quotes #silmarillion #lúthien #huan #incorrect silmarillion quotes #crack #dad joke #bad pun #i made it myself #tree #bark #woof #oromë would be proud

[matchasartcha]

For context his name is Clemmons 🍋

#siamesecats #siamese cat #catscatscats #funny cats #cute cats #lol cats #my cat #lemonade #lemons #puns #bad pun #but it was funny #artists on tumblr

[oh-what-pun]

What did the botanist do to keep from being cold? They got a fern-ace.

#bad puns #terrible puns #puns #pun #terrible pun #bad pun #botanist #botany #plant pun #plant joke #plant #plants

[random-jot]

memes that won't leave my head until i make them

#meme #shitpost #font #typography #serif #sans serif #times new roman #fonts #sheriff #bad pun #puns

[aunti-christ-ine]

#dad jokes #star trek tng #picard #riker #star trek #bad pun

[loadsofcats]

You know, if Mike Crew gets into a fight with someone who he used to be close with, you could say they’d have a pretty literal… falling out

#*ba dum tss* #pun #bad pun #it talks #lol #shitpost #mike crew #tma #the magnus archives #meme

[solarianvoidthearoace]

Worst. Pun. Ever.

Character C: And why did you stay up so late last night?

Character A, innocently, casually: I was doing a piece of work

Character B – who has been called “piece of work” by Character C more than once – walks in

Character C: *mortifying realisation followed by bitchface supreme*

#dialogue ideas #original dialogue #dialogue prompt #character dialogue #dialoge prompt #dialoge inspiration #dialogue inspiration #writing dialogue #dialogue inspo #silly dialogue #bad pun #imagine your ship #imagine your otp #character a and b

[gaynglican]

Gay priest in holy vestements, call that Cross Dressing.

#queer Christian #bad pun

[creepycreepyspacewizard]

Happy Secret Samol to DumplingSquid who asked for Signet & Belgard pre-Twilight Mirage. I like to think someone from Memorious made fanart to commemorate her becoming Belgard’s new Excerpt.

Tiny fic below

They marked scars of light in pitch; born in fiercest purpose, and beheld as the signet sealed upon our pact twisted her sash around her wrist one more time, to better anchor herself within the zero gravity of Belgard’s cockpit.

She was supposed to be getting used to the system of harnesses that would keep her safe in battle, but the temptation to cling to the familiar was still strong in her heart. She had only been an Excerpt for a week, no one could judge her for a little homesickness.

Belgard had not commented on her choice to drift in wrappings of silk like a second chrysalis within Belgard’s shields. However her Divine had commented on the portrait she now held in her hands.

“The artist has a deep attachment to handmade paper, they made it often as a child,” Belgard had said, as if there were deep meaning to the words.

“I’d have thought creating it in the mesh would be easier.”

“The artists on Memorious do not do things the easy way, unless they can find some artistry in it.” Belgard’s tone was hard to read. How long would she have to be an Excerpt before she’d understand?

“I wonder why they chose to highlight Signet…” She’d been considering ‘Purpose’ or ‘Pact’ for the short form of her Excerpt name. “Signet. Hmm.”

“It certainly has a ring to it.” Did Divines understand humour? Could a machine laugh?

“Huh?”

“Would you like to be called Signet?” There was affection in Belgard’s tone now, she could swear it.

“Yes,” Signet murmured. “I think I would.”

#secret samol #friends at the table #twilight mirage #signet #Belgard #she’s in zero g so it can be viewed anyway up #the colour version wouldn’t scan properly #I miss digital art #i haven’t written in so long #I dunno if I captured their voices #bad pun

[aromanticduck]

Just you wait until I qualify as a laser eye surgeon. Then you'll see. You'll all see.

#such pun #bad pun #bad joke #organic home grown content