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buzzyb33 · 3 months

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Relationships.

Prompt: head cannons Y/n and Tobi in the early stages of their relationship in a honeymoon phase, completely head over HEELS.

Warnings: swearing, suggestive content,

Tobi is so in love and after you two get past the awkward phase you’re always at each others sides when you can be, though having a high demand job is a bit difficult, you’re a lawyer, specifically a family lawyer so working for home 60% of the time is nice.

You and Tobi met on your friend’s birthday, out for bowling and he was out with the boys for a video, the next bit got cancelled and while he went to get a sugary drink, so did you, you two making eye contact as you both ordered blue slushies.

“Great minds think alike.” I grin and he laughs.

“I’m y/n.” I smile and look at him.

He smiles back, showing a perfect row of teeth.

“I’m tobi, pleasure to meet you.”

I giggle quietly: “oh the pleasures all mine.”

“Do you not drink?” He asks as the young man starts to make our drinks, his eyes flicking back to Tobi every so often.

“Nah, sometimes I suppose like.. new years? Some birthdays but I like to focus on my work or something like that,” I reply generally honestly and he smiles.

His eyes go to a booth and he seems to be contemplating his options.

“Listen- I have to get back to my friends- but- can I have your number?” He clearly his throat.

“Yeah, yeah okay- course.” I smile and hand him my phone.

He smiles back and puts him name with a contact “Tobi ❤️” and I grin at his boldness.

Thankfully, the boys didn’t notice so he was clear.

Throughout the rest of the time at the bowling alley the two exchanged eye contacts and smiles despite their friends knowledge.

On our first date Tobi took- and payed for us to go to a nice restaurant.

“So, what do you do- for work?” I ask just as I finish explaining what I do as a family lawyer, sipping my coke.

“Well i- I make videos.” He said not-so-smoothly.

I him as I pick at my fries.

“You’re a YouTuber?”

He looks at me then laughs lightly.

“Yeah, I’m a youtuber.”

Since then, you exchanged schedules and went for little dates, the boys could tell Tobi was happier they just couldn’t put their finger on it.

Just after a shoot as he claimed he was busy- turning down lunch he got a call which caused him to spring to his seat.

He hummed and said various short words into his phone before saying he’ll send the address.

“Oh? You’re getting picked up Tobi? By who?”

Ethan nudges and Tobi sighs in response.

“A friend, that’s why I’m busy.”

He keeps his response discreet until a dark purple Ford Mustang Shelby GT500.

Ethan looks up from his phone as he stands with tobi, which his mouth is open a bit.

“I didn’t know she drove that..” he mumbles and Ethan narrows his eyes.

“It’s a ‘she’?” Ethan says as she pulls into the closest spot and rolls down the window to smile at Tobi.

Clearing his throat he utters out a quick: “bye mate,” and walks to side of the passenger seat before opening the door.

Her windows were tinted, but maybe not enough as he saw the mystery girl kiss Tobis cheek.

“You drive a mustang?” He asks after about a minute of comfortable silence.

“Yeah- as I got on my salary I’d already saved a bit, I’ve always wanted a nice purple car- so, this is great.”

Tobi would say that’s when he fell in love.

From then on, you two started dating a week after that and the guilt hit him, he hasn’t told anyone he was seeing someone, not even josh, he assumed Ethan had blabbed to someone but that wasn’t from the man himself.

After telling the boys the force to meet this girl was intense, mainly from Josh and JJ.

“What does she drive? What does she do?” Josh pokes his shoulder.

“Mate-“

“She drives a purple 23 plate mustang, fancy.” Ethan dad without looking from his phone.

Tobi sighs as JJ looks up.

“She has a nice car? Mate let us meet her! What if she’s not good for you- and you can’t see that.”

Later in in their relationship the two were inseparable, like horny teenagers at times, always holding hands and giggling, in their little honeymoon phase.

The bowling dates frequent.

Tobis way of showing affection were words of affirmation and some gift giving, which added up to flowers and hand written notes most nights.

But when you move in together? It was like ying and Yang, he did his videos in his office while you did your online meetings and mandatory work in yours, at the end of the day tight in each others arms.

After the boys became comfortable with you, you was closest with Josh (Freya).

You two weren’t big on PDA, it only really stretched to hand holding and thigh touches.

A/n:

This is short but I just wanted to get this out so

Next is Zerkaa then maybe James? I dunno!

Requests are open.

@xixzerkaaxix

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myoddessy · 1 year

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your social media aus are iconic!! 🎀 do you think you could do a lil thing with ksi? like his gf always being there at his boxing fights and stealing the show and stuff with her outfits and being adorbs in interviews and yk?! thank you! and congrats on 2k!! xx

thank you!!!! I love this idea so. much. I hope you like this!

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yourusername YOU DID IT!! there was never a doubt in my mind that you would. jj, I love you more than I could ever put into words and to see you work hard and excell is beautiful, to say the least. I'm forever proud of you, stink 💞💞💞

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harrrrrrylewis oh nah they flirting in a comment section....

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rheasesposts · 7 months

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jj/ksi x female!reader

summary : Y/N is the Sidemen’s assistant, and JJ had had a crush on her for the longest time and a party at his place just might shift their relationship.

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Being on the set of Tinder in real life as the Sidemen’s assistant was quite tiring, yet hilarious to watch the boys act so immature. Y/N knows the feeling very well.

“Y/N!” Kon yelled after one of the girls left. “One of the girls for the video called in sick, she can’t make it. We need you to replace them.”

“What? No way.” Y/N shook her head. “They’re expecting hot and available girls, well besides Simon, Vik, Ethan, and Josh.”

“Come on, it’s only for around 10 minutes, and the guys already know you.” Kon pleaded and gave her puppy eyes. She groaned as she gave in, and Kon clipped a mic to her shirt. “Thank you, Y/N. It’s gonna be fine.”

“Whatever.” Y/N huffed and walked to the line of girls waiting to go in the room, but she was basically at the front since there were only 2 girls ahead of her.

“Where’s Y/N?” She heard her name said by Simon in between switching girls.

Kon nervously looked to Y/N on the other side of the wall then back at the tall man, “Uh, she’ll be back soon. Don’t worry.”

Y/N was next, and her hands wouldn’t stop shaking. She didn’t know why she was so anxious, she’s known these guys for a few years now, and they’re not actually flirting.

“Good luck!” The girl that just finished smiled at her as she walked out, and Y/N weakly waved bye to the beautiful woman. Kon urged her to go in, and Y/N legged up to the tinder cutout. All the boys gasped and chuckled as she stood in front if their eyes.

“Hi, I am Y/N, I’m 23, and I’m from Essex.”

“Oh, we know, baby.” Ethan laughed loudly, and she slightly raised an eyebrow before gesturing for them to start. “Okay, I’m Ethan, and I’m not really feeling myself today, can I feel you instead?”

All the boys guffawed at him and Y/N turned her head in embarrassment, “No.” Ethan went to the NO letter sign and gave her a sorry expression.

Josh stepped forward next and announced, “Could you feel my shirt?” Y/N hesitantly rubbed the fabric he held out to her. “It’s made of boyfriend material.” Y/N giggled softly before flicking her finger to the NO side. Josh shouted in protest before walking dejectedly next to Ethan.

“Hello, I am Simon. Could you do something for me, Y/N?”

“I already do a lot for you anyway.”

The remaining Sidemen ooh at her response, and Simon offers her an offended look, “Hey, I was gonna make it a nice one. But now I guess not.” Simon just walked to the NO side, and Y/N chucked quietly before locking eyes on JJ’s awaiting figure. Y/N suddenly became even more nervous and picked at the skin around her thumbs.

“Do you like black guys?” JJ asked with a massive smirk on his face. Tobi popped his head out from behind KSI and held a finger up, indicating he was intrigued to hear the answer.

“Some.” Y/N politely answered and presented a small smile to JJ. He lifted his eyebrows and came closer to the cutout. His hand came through to her, and she looked down at it confused. “What, Jide?”

“Let’s go find out if you like this one.” He grabbed her hand, and she tugged him so he jumped over the little ledge thing in the way. All the boys whooped and hollered as JJ and Y/N cackled in each other’s arms. “Is this a yes?”

“Yeah.” She nudged him to go over to the YES signs. “Okay, calm down, next.”

“I’m Tobi, and I hear you like black guys.” He tried, and Y/N pity smiled before nodding her head. “Let’s go!” Tobi and JJ hugged once Tobi made it to the YES side. “Thanks, Y/N.”

Vik stepped up and held his arms out, “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I am the 1 you need.” Harry and Tobi cheered for him, but unfortunately Vik was swiped to the NO side.

Harry, last but not least, held his hand together in-front of him as he boisterously stated, “I am gonna call the cops,” he stops briefly to imitate calling the police with his hand then delivered his next line, “it has to be illegal to look that stunning.” His hands were out around him like jazz hands. Y/N pointed to the YES side, and Harry thanked her before running over to Tobi and JJ.

“All the single men over there.” Simon noticed and glanced at Y/N who shrugged.

“Didn’t wanna potentially upset anyone’s missus. Never know, never know.” Y/N reasoned.

“They’re literally your friends, they’d understand.” Ethan clapped his hands and laughed. “Although, don’t know about Freya, she’s a feisty one.”

Josh and Y/N shot him annoyed looks.

“Well, anyway, if you viewers didn’t realize or know, Y/N is our good friend and assistant so that’s why we’re continuing to talk to her.” Harry straight up says to the camera and wraps an arm around her. She smiled and waves then walks off to take the mic off. “Ok, that has been Tinder in Real Life, part whatever, thank you guys for watching and we’ll see you next Sunday. Byeeee.”

“Y/N, you’re a little minx.” JJ whistled and threw his muscular arm around her waist.

“Yeah, didn’t know you’d be in the video.” Simon mentioned loudly and gazed at Kon who held his hands up in defense. “Why’s that?”

“Girl called in sick, I was the last minute replacement.” Y/N shortly explained and removed JJ’s arm so she could gather her things.

“Are you coming over to mine tonight with the rest of us?” JJ questioned the girl.

She momentarily stared into his eyes before clearing her throat, “Do you want me to?”

“Yeah, I do. Do you want to come?” He countered her argumentative tone with his own. She narrowed her eyes at him.

“Sure, I’ll come.” JJ nodded at her words. Simon looked between the two like they were a tennis match. His best friend liked her, and he was too scared to do something about it. “What time?”

“7, or just whenever you can make it.” JJ sweetly phrased then stalked off to get his things to leave as well. Y/N saw on her watch that it was 5, and her and JJ lived on opposites sides of London.

“JJ, can I just come over now?” Y/N asked, and she strolled over to him. “My flat’s across London, and I don’t feel like making that drive.”

“Yeah, sure.” JJ wiped his sweaty hands on his pants before leading them out to his car. The car ride was silent to his flat, and when they arrived, they didn’t speak either. She plopped down on his large sectional and closed her eyes. She felt the weight dip beside her, but she was too exhausted to open her eyes. Y/N felt a hand slide the piece of hair that was over her nose to behind her ear. “You can sleep, if you want.”

“Just wake me when people get here.” Y/N rolled onto her side and kicked her shoes off to put her feet on the couch. JJ decided to tug her upper half and put it on him as a pillow to which Y/N hummed and hugged his midsection to be more comfortable. JJ could honestly say that this is heaven. As time flew by, a knock resounded across JJ’s flat, and he carefully and unwillingly placed Y/N’s head and arms on the couch.

“Am I first?” Ethan barreled in. When he caught sight of the sleeping woman on JJ’s sectional, he bolted back to JJ. “There’s a girl on your sofa.”

JJ laughed at Ethan’s whispering, “It’s Y/N, fam.”

“Oh, then Y/N WAKE UP.” He shook her relentlessly until Y/N smacked Ethan for him to stop. He giggled like a little girl.

“You prick.” Y/N grumbled mostly into the sofa cushion beneath her. JJ couldn’t help but feel annoyed with Ethan now, too. Something about Y/N making him want her approval over anyone else’s. “You shouldn’t have let him in.”

JJ snickered before rubbing her back, “The others will be here soon, and we won’t have to deal with him anymore.”

“OI, I am still here!” Ethan commented noisily.

Before JJ or Y/N could retort, a knock came from the door. “I got it.” JJ went to get it and in came Talia, Simon, Vik, and Tobi. “No Ellie?”

“She had a headache, didn’t wanna be a grump the whole night.” Vik explained.

“Y/N, my favorite assistant!” Simon cheered and squeezed her tightly. JJ felt jealous, and he knew he shouldn’t.

“I’m your only assistant, you twat.” Y/N replied, snarky and straight to the point. But Y/N’s face gained a smile when Talia came and sat next to her. “Talia, my love.”

“Y/N, I have missed you. Too bad you’re running around with these lot.” Talia insulted her fiancé and his friends. Simon gave her a frown.

“Harry, Lux, and Cal said they’d be late, they’re getting the drinks.” Vik informed everyone, and went back to chatting with Ethan and Tobi.

“Who else is coming, besides Josh and Freya?”

JJ answered Y/N, “Chris, Randy, Will, and maybe a few other people.” She nodded and laid against the back of the sofa. JJ convinced himself to sit beside her and if anyone comes, let the others answer the door. “Are you gonna be drinking tonight?”

“Jide, please. Of course I am.” Y/N grinned his way and leaned into his side. JJ tensed for a second before relaxing and enjoying her body close to his. “I wish Harry would hurry up, though.”

“He’ll be here soon.” JJ murmured. Simon and Talia shared a glance before tuning into Vik’s rambling on how football really isn’t his sport. Y/N as time passed was more on JJ than the couch, and his hand was on her thigh, wrapped around her middle. Harry had arrived with Lux and Cal and all three were towing booze. A couple of drinks in JJ’s system made him more comfortable and Y/N was practically on him by now. “You’re so pretty.”

Y/N scrunched her face and gripped his neck, “No, you are.” The two were too caught up in each other to notice everyone else watching them from the corners of their vision. “So handsome.” Her mouth reached up to peck his exposed collarbone, and JJ shuddered from her airy kiss. “JJ, you’re so fine.”

“I need you.” JJ blurts out into her ear, and she smirks before kissing his neck.

“Beer Pong!” Simon bellowed causing JJ and Y/N to separate and get up to go play. “Talia and Y/N against me and JJ?”

“Nah, fam, couple against couple.” JJ gripped Y/N tightly to him as she laughed quite tipsy. Talia and Simon again exchanged looks, but nodded to KSI before setting up the game. “We got this.”

“Yes, yes.” Y/N chanted back, and her and JJ fist bump. Talia put the last bit of drink in a cup and decided her and Simon would go first. She missed the cup she was aiming for, but Simon didn’t. “I got first drink.” Y/N downed it, and JJ stood amazed at her. “Ok, our turn.”

JJ shot and made it into the cup, and Y/N did, too. “Drink up, ladies!” The two got to shoot again, and JJ sinked it in. Y/N’s ball went off to no man’s land so it was Talia and Simon’s turn.

The game continued until Talia and Simon met their final defeat when Y/N’s ball went into the last cup. “Let’s go!” Y/N and JJ embraced and cackled as they had won. “You look so good right now.”

“Yeah?” KSI cockily replied and pulled Y/N to the hallway where it was quiet. Y/N hummed and pushed her lips against his jawline. “Y/N, do you want this?”

“Yes, now stop talking.” Y/N demanded and smashed their lips together. JJ’s body hit the wall behind him and his hands held her waist. Y/N moved her kisses down his neck and over his collarbones which made him grunt softly. She left hickeys in her wake and didn’t stop until JJ interlocked their lips again. A moan escaped Y/N’s mouth when JJ’s hand traveled to her butt and gripped it. “J.”

“My turn.” JJ whispered and trailed his lips to behind her ear where he sucked. Y/N breathlessly whined and tangled them closer. He maneuvered down to the base of her neck where he placed a nice purple hickey.

“JJ.” He loved when she said his name. JJ peered up at her as he lifted her shirt to peck her chest and stomach. “Let’s go to your room.”

JJ hurriedly dragged them both to his room and slammed the door closed. He was pushed onto the bed, and Y/N straddled him. JJ’s fingers clasped onto her hips and molded into them as they continued their hot and heavy make out. At some point, Y/N was switched to be on her back with JJ dangling over her, his chain swinging in her vision.

“Too beautiful.” JJ groaned into her neck. Y/N hauled his mouth back to hers. Their lips sunk in to each other, and they slowly detached. “Do you want to or no?”

Y/N smiled, “If you do.”

“I do, I do, but I want to know if you’re sure.” His eyes searched hers. She simply nodded and brought him in for a kiss. Y/N slipped her shirt off and pulled at his, encouraging JJ to do the same. He did, and Y/N traced his abs and chest muscles. His breathing stuttered, and she smirked. “Y/N.”

His light scolding made her gently laugh. “What?”

“You know what.” JJ put his hand on her left boob and squeezed and she moaned. “See.”

Y/N enjoyed his teasing and returned the favor by palming his hard-on through his sweatpants. JJ clenched his eyes shut, and Y/N knew what she was doing. “Are you gonna love me now?”

JJ’s lust overtook him, and he basically tore off Y/N’s jeans and threw them somewhere on the ground. His pants were off seconds after hers. The two gazed at one another as they existed almost naked. JJ looked up once more for confirmation which Y/N smiled and nodded. He instantly pushed her underwear aside.

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JJ woke up with a body clinging to him. He was about to freak out when all his memories came flooding back from the previous night. Y/N was perfectly curled into his chest and their legs were intertwined. Her breaths were hitting his skin delicately. Her hair was a mess but he still thought she was the most perfect being to have lived.

There was commotion outside the door, and a minute later, Talia bursted in. Good thing JJ and Y/N were both covered. “What the fuck?”

“Shhh.” JJ hushed his best friend’s girlfriend. But that didn’t help since Y/N jerked awake and groaned at the sunlight hitting her pupils. “Baby, Talia’s in here.”

“Loud ass.” Y/N snarked, and Talia snickered. “Yes, yes, we had sex, everyone calm down.”

Talia’s jaw dropped, “Oh my God, Simon is gonna love this.” She ran out and screamed for Simon.

“So, what does this make us?” JJ nervously questioned while wiping the hair from Y/N’s face. She hugged him tighter and pressed a kiss on his cheek.

“I’d love to be your girlfriend if you’re down to be my boyfriend.” Y/N slyly said and held his cheek in her hand, caressing his cheekbone with her thumb. JJ’s expression transformed into the widest grin Y/N has ever seen.

“Yeah, I’m down.” JJ responded.

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#ksi x reader #jj x reader #sidemen #sidemen imagine #sidemen x reader #harry lewis #simon minter #tobi brown #ethan payne #josh bradley #ksi imagine

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wroetoshawt · 9 months

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pregnant / ksi

summary: fans start to suspect on social media that you and ksi are expecting.

pairing: ksi x female reader

face claim is madison beer

requested by anon: thank you so much for your requests, hope you like it! 💓 might do multiple parts to this and follow the pregnancy? lmk!

yourusername: baby ksi due september 💕 liked by ksi, faithlouisak and others

ksi: 🖤🖤🖤

faithlouisak: can't wait for olive to have a lil bestie!!!

numberonefan: NO WAY!! CONGRATS!!

yourusername: first trimester q&a is up now! it's been a pretty hectic three months so join me and jj on telling you all about the journey from finding out we're expecting to our first scan to telling our friends! at the end of the video we react to some of the memes that you all violated jj with 🤣🤣 liked by ksi, taliamar, calfreezy and others

ksi: still cant believe the ABUSE i got smh

faithlouisak: okay but that clip when you're saying you've had awful morning sickness... how tf do you look so good??? witchcraft

yourusername: shut up u gave birth and literally looked like a model afterwards 😂 love u sm

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g-xix · 8 months

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Sidemen NSFW Alphabet | JJ Olatunji

Girl don't get in debt offering your life out for smut 😭😭. That being said I have just put my mortgage on the line for the Lionesses against Spain, and we did in fact lose. Devastating news. Cheer myself up w a JJ pic tho:

THAT'S THAT FINE MF I BE WRITING FOR 📢📢📢 Alr, enjoy the alphabet tho n suggest who's next xox (link to Harry's NSFW alphabet)

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A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex) Both of you are so blissed out afterwards that he can't even think about getting up to do anything. I feel like his style of aftercare is just spending time together afterwards. Once that horny-brain mindset has worn off he's back to just adoring you and sticks to you like un-floured dough on your fingers- hugging you 'round the waist, cuddling and watching movies, pressing little kisses against your face and telling you how much he loves you...

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's) He absolutely loves his cock. Yeah, fat surprise that one. Loves his cock just out of pride for what it can do and the effects it has on you. And despite saying he's an ass guy, I feel like he's lowkey a tits guy. Or he loves them both equally. Either way- seeing either of them is always a massive turn on. Loves seeing your ass in leggings and always needs to whack it and run when he sees you bent over- but equally also loves just resting a hand on a titty when you two are just sat down cuddling.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) I think he literally loves seeing his cum on you or in you. Something about it is so weirdly hot for him. I think me most likes finishing in your mouth though- literally asking for you to stick your mouth open afterwards so he can see it on your tongue, before swallowing. Something about that feels so weird in hindsight as he gets his post-nut clarity, but in the moment it feels too hot not to do.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) One time whilst doing missionary he spotted a sort of protrusion in your stomach which caused him to stop for a moment in pure surprise, having never seen that in his life. Pulled out slightly so that he could examine it more, but noticed that as he pulled away it disappeared. Thrusting back in, it reappeared- and placing his hand over your stomach, he realised that it was his cock inside you that he was seeing- the tip pressing against your inside and causing that little bump. Something about that turned him on so much that now every time you do missionary he keeps one hand on that bottom bit of your stomach, unbelievably turned on at the feeling of his dick through your tummy each time he thrusted.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?) I think he's made it quite clear he knows what he's doing, and I believe every word he's said about it. He knows exactly what to do and probably knows the ins and outs of your body by heart- all the places that'll have you moaning so loud the neighbours are sick of hearing JJ's name.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Probably missionary just because of how the two of you have slowly adapted it to make it the best. Pillow under your ass so that he hits all the positions you need him in, he can wrap his hand around your neck to choke you how you always like it, and best for him, he gets to see your face and tits each time he thrusts...

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) I think your minds are too horny-filled to think about cracking a joke. All of that comes after the deed, when the two of you are spending quality time cuddling.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) There's hair there but it doesn't matter. He keeps it clean + grooms it so that it doesn't become overgrown

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) Fuck intimacy. He likes being able to make eye contact and speak to you, suree... But it isn't like he's trying to make it romantic. Fuck. That. This man is trying to get as rough, sexy and passionate as it gets. All the romantic loving comes in the aftercare- whilst doing the deed- he isn't focussed on being romantic.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) As much as the two of you like sex with one another, you also appreciate that sometimes j jacking off is the vibe. Thing is, JJ never wears earphones when he's watching something on his laptop with lotion in his hand- so if you're in the next room- you're hearing exactly what he's hearing.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Lowkey loves choking. He's generally more dominant and he loves just wrapping a hand around your throat whilst in missionary- gently squeezing the sides, looking down and seeing you with your hands wrapped around his own- almost begging him to apply more pressure. Something about it is just so sensual to him and always turns him on more

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Literally has zero shame. He likes doing it in the bedroom, sure, but something it just so hot about the thought of doing it somewhere he know the two of you shouldn't. The first time he'd had you bent over the kitchen worktop of the new apartment, he realised he wanted to do that shit in every position, in every possible place in the apartment. And it doesn't stop in the apartment. Wherever he could, he would do it with you. The car, hotels, hot tubs- sometimes you wondered whether he was a bit of an exhibitionist.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) It isn't hard for him to get turned on. But generally, it's just seeing you in even a slightly suggestive position, and his mind starts wondering. His motivation is thinking "Hey, we've never had sex here", and suddenly he's got you bent over the kitchen worktable with his head between your thighs.

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs) Pretty down to experiment, but wouldn't try anything properly weird like scat or piss. Would assume that was a joke if it was ever even mentioned, because there's no way he'd do that

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Doesn't mind giving head, but receiving it is a completely different type of pleasure for him. I'd imagine he would say on Sidecast "My girlfriend gives the most MINDBLOWING HEAD", which makes everyone on set crack up, but JJ wouldn't be joking at all. This man has his hands clenched on the bedsheet or on the back of your head, unbelievably blissed out which your head wrapped around his cock. Isn't generally very loud or makes many noises whilst fucking- but whilst getting head, he's virtually shouting his moans.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Depends on the mood, but I think fast and rough is the way to go. As said- aftercare is when JJ loves being all soft, but whilst doing the deed I reckon it's a completely different ball game

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) I reckon he loves them. Loves anything to do with sex, and something like a quickie that adds a bit of risk, he's all up for. Plus he always gets kinda turned on seeing you in work attire, and so he always tries to sneak in a quickie before you have to leave for work

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) I think something about risks actually turns him on. Doing it somewhere he knows he shouldn't is like an achievement and he wants to do it everywhere he can. Would he take a risk like going no condom and relying on the pullout game, though? HELL NO. He may be stupid sometimes but he isn't stupid enough to take risks that harmful to the two of you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) He's really physically fit, so I'm tempted to say that he could go multiple rounds. Plus oftentimes, he's so blissed out and turned on at the same time that even after he's cum he wants to go another round just because he's THAT horny for it

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) Sidemen literally BUY this man toys on videos. OF COURSE HE USES THEM. Often times just tries them once to see how they are, but has kept a few just based on how good they are. Probably finds you after using it and explains whether it's shit or whether "I don't think I've ever felt such convincing silicon in my lie"

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) I think he'd love teasing. Little bit of making you wait it out, having you beg- he knows it only makes it even better when he finally gives it to you- and he uses that to make the both of your orgasms just that much better

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Probably some low noises like groaning. I think he's deffo one to talk during sex, and I think he leans more towards degrading than praising. He used to praise more, but you admitted you kinda liked degrading and wanted to try it... Initially he was really bad because he didn't know how to say anything that was degrading but not genuinely mean- but once he started getting into it, the two of you REALLY started getting into it.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) Has probably tried roleplay before. One Halloween the two of you dressed together in a couples or a matching outfit, and whilst clearing a few years later, you found them again. One thing led to another and you agreed to try roleplay in them. I think JJ would've taken roleplaying seriously because he was actually turned on by the idea, but you couldn't stop breaking character and laughing because it was too much for you. Ended up just taking off the outfits and having sex without roleplaying, even though JJ discovered a new kink that day

X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes) Probably big. Around seven to eight inches, average width. He's been CONSISTENT in calling himself a grower not a shower and icl i think I believe it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) So mf high. Literally, he'll just be doing something and then the thought of sex crosses his mind and suddenly- BAM- he's got a hard-on and is coming to you. Doesn't help the fact he's so attracted to you that he can't see you do anything remotely sexual without his mind wandering.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Doesn't fall asleep afterwards, probs in a good mood afterwards. Can go and get on with his day if it's a pre-work quickie, or if it's post-work, then he'll just spend time with you- cuddling and spoiling you with his love

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w2soneshots · 13 days

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Love song -KSI

Words: 0.2k+

Warnings: none.

In which you and JJ make a song together and no one can figure out whether you’re together or not.

a/n: heyy it’s been a little while… I’ve had some awful writers block (send in your requests!!) and have also been super busy🤍. This is based off of this request! Sorry it’s not exactly what you asked😅. This is also my first full social media au so I hope you enjoy💓

y/username

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y/username: ~hell n back~ ft @ksi out now!!

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ksi: ❤️

taliamar: YES BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!😭💗

-> user5018293: you and y/n need to do a song

-> y/username: @taliamar 👀

y/nfanpage21: omggggg!!!!! Ahhhhhhhh

user10295649: JJ's bit is actually sick😦

y/username

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y/username: 😉

-comments-

faithlouisak: beautiful💚

-> y/username: 🫶🏼

y/nfanpage21: omfg is that JJ??

user0681592: she knows what she’s doing😂

ksi and y/username

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y/username: you guessed it💓

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taliamar: crying.

y/nfanpage21: this week has been crazy😭

user9524478: oh my god

user2380864: YESSSSSSS

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sidemenxyn · 6 months

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Boxing Match

Tw:fighting (professional), language,

JJ (ksi) x Y/n (afab)

The parts of the documentary will be in bold & italic.

–—–

*small comical flashback*

Watching the Astrid Wett vs Alexia Grace weigh in, you watched as the face off began. Seeing your loving ‘boyfriend’ well… he’s your fiancé but right know your keeping it between your family and friends. You both wanted to wait to announce the news on your anniversary which wasn’t far away.

As you watched the face off, you heard Astrid say “if I had a boyfriend, would I do this?!” She went to kiss JJ. Your stomach drop till you saw JJ lean back dosing the kiss. Your boxing instincts kicked in. You wanted to fight her… (didn’t exactly go like that but it’s just a short intro 😂)

–—–

It was the day, the day Astro’s was gonna get knocked out by you. You had trained very hard, even JJ was coaching you on the sidelines.

It was currently the morning, you decided to make a small documentary on this event.

You confidently said “Today, I’m going to knock out Astrid Wett.” JJ spoke “Today Y/n is gonna knock out Astrid.”

You were currently sat at your dinning table with JJ sat next to you. He asked “ready for the big day, babe?” You smiled “yeah,” JJ placed a hand on yours and said “your gonna do amazing, I can tell, I mean you worked so fucking hard.” You both chuckled “yeah, we’ll have to see!”

You said “I have tried day and night, I know I’m capable of everything if I put my mind to it.” Tobi spoke “I’ve never seen Y/n work so hard. She is like a female JJ, when she’s dedicated she goes all out.” Simon spoke “Y/n is an amazing boxer, god I remember when we filmed a YouTube video for her channel where me and the boys would train like Y/n. And all I have to say is she is very very confident.” (Clip) you are throwing punches at your coach as he wears the body punching bag. You had the look that could kill, you were lethal.

You changed into your gym clothes, you called “JJ, are we going over the studio?” From the bathroom he shouted back “yeah! Then we are going to your boxing gym.” You grabbed your bag and headed towards your front door. Grabbing a pair of your converse, you pulled them on and tied your laces. JJ walked over “you ready, babe?” You nodded and held his hand.

*small time skip*

You walked into the studio and saw all the joys including Logan and Mike. You smiled “hey guys, how are you all?” You were greeted by everyone. Logan spoke to the camera “I believe Y/n is capable, I mean look at her, she’s athletic, strong and smart. I believe she can win, definitely.” You are shown boxing one of your friends that too boxes.

*time skip to a the event*

“Listen, my prediction is, Astrid is getting knocked out second round if not third”You smirked. The video shows different clips of all your friends predicting your boxing match; most of them saying your knocking out Astrid.

You were currently changing into your outfit. It was all black silk with rhinestones on the seams and white rhinestone eyes on the hood making it look like venom. Walking out of the bathroom, you walked out into your changing room. You heard JJ say “my, my babe, you look badass!” You smiled and gave him a hug. You asked “does it look right?” He nodded “definitely, let’s take a few pictures.” That is exactly what you did.

You walked over to the camera and spoke “this is my official outfit, it’s venom theme cause he’s one of my favourite marvel characters.” JJ walked over “it’s a badass outfit, one of the best ones I’ve seen.” You put an arm around JJ and you said “it was one of my favourite sketches we made.”

You did some quick shadow boxing and some quick sparring with your coach. Once you were done you looked over to Jj as he waved you over. He placed his hands on either side of your face, he started his small speech “listen, your gonna do great, I know it. But you have this one in the bag. Do what you’ve been working for, you and I both have seen you go a long way and you are going to destroy her ok?” You nodded then he finished “you are going to walk into that ring knowing your the winner ok, go to your mental space and get into your best version of yourself and do your all!” He said “go fuck shit up, babe!” You nodded and gave him a kiss. He said “I’ll see you out there, good luck, love.” You waved him goodbye.

You watched on the tv in your changing room, Astrid was doing her walk out. You wanted to go second knowing you’d easily change the atmosphere in the best way possible and in a way to ‘intimidate’ Astrid.

You got ready, shaking of any possible nerves you made have on you. You looked at your coach as he said “get her for me.” You nodded, you grew up with your coach he was your dads best friend. So it meant a lot to you both this match, just like any other.

You looked at the grown as you started walking out. You stopped when you got the the beginning of the stage. Lights dimmed then started flashing, the lights beamed to the beats of your walk out song ‘you should see me in the crown’ by Billie Eilish.

As you walked out the kept you head down, making sure you seemed an almost mysterious person to the audience. You got into the ring, becoming that person you imagined yourself as. You finally looked up, making full eye contact with Astrid; pointing at her. You smirked, placing your right arm in the air hearing everyone cheering you on. The song finished, so your coach took off your boxing jacket off (I don’t know the proper name😂).

You jumped a few times, you walked towards the middle meeting Astrid there. You heard the referee shear a few words, you looked at Astrid with killers eyes. You touched gloves and went your corner. Your coach shouted “go get her!” You nodded and once you heard the bell ring, it was show time.

You threw a few punches, dodged a few punches and continued to do so. You were starting to see Astrid’s weaker spots so you threw a few punches in those areas. You heard the first bell ring, going to your corner you were getting some water and some medical attention before the next round. You heard JJ shout so you looked over and saw him say “time to knock her out! Get her for me!” You nodded. Getting up, you heard the ring of the bell.

Walking over, you started throwing punches. See her arms more dropped you went in for the kill. You threw a fake jab with your right then a real one with your left, a lower hook with your left then a strong right over hook to her temple. Watching her drop to the ground, then the ref ran over and waved his arms in the air. This is it, you won. Running over to your corner you jumped up onto the ropes. You punched the air, excited you did what you do best. You saw JJ run over and jumped up to get to you. You were pulled into a hug he shouted “Well done! You did it!” You smiled widely as you heard the stadium cheering and screaming your name. Your coach took off your gloves and pointed towards the referee. All your hard work paid off.

You walked back over to the middle, seeing Astrid back up and standing next to the referee which who was holding her wrist. He then grabbed onto your wrist, standing there. Moments later, you heard “and the winner is…Y/n ‘the reaper’ Y/l/n!”

You jumped up and down happy you have won, you looked over to Astrid and shook her hand. You said “well done,“ She nodded and said “congratulations.”

You ran over to JJ which pick you up and hugged you tightly.

You were back in your changing room, you met up with all the boys and the girls. You heard them all cheer as you hug everyone. You thanked your coach for helping you make this possible. You looked at JJ which held your face. He pulled you in and gave you the most passionate and loving kiss ever. He placed his forehead against yours and spoke “I’m so proud of you, baby.”

*time skip to few weeks later*

@Y/n.instagram

Guess who’s got a ring around their finger👰‍♀️💍🤍

Liked by: Ksi, wroetoshaw, tobjizle and more…

@Ksi: love you forever ❤️

–@Y/n.instagram: love you even more!❤️

Simon: can’t wait for the wedding

–@Y/n.instagram: 🩵

@taliamar: gonna make me cry again 😭

– @Y/n.instagram: stop, your gonna make me cry again too😂😭

And more…

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Can we just thank the sidemen for an amazing ten years!! Can’t believe it’s been that long. Also if you wish to ask me to write things then feel free! Hope you have a good day/night!🫶

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sykokilljoyy · 1 year

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hi lovely!! I absolutely love your writing, I was wondering if you could please write somethin fluffy about dating ksi? maybe just having a cosy night in with him or something. hope you're well!

a/n: hi darling <3 thank u for the req! i thought this would be better done in a headcanon style? hope that's okay! <3

DATING KSI - headcanons!

you were both childhood best friends - you, jj and simon growing up around the same place, going to the same school. you didn't end up picking up youtube yourself, but there's rarely been a video that you weren't behind the camera, helping somehow.

simon was tired after years of you both secretly (not so secretly) pining for each other, refusing to admit you were both in love.

he waited until after high school, set up a nice posh meal with the 3 of you, then cancelled last minute - basically forcing you on your first date

jj gave simon the biggest hug when you both returned hours later, hand in hand

as much as he would be absolutely obsessed with you, he would be insanely protective

all the fans knew about you, he posted you often, and would actively block or denounce any single bit of hate towards you

jokes about you in basically every reddit video

his hands would never ever leave you, especially somewhere like a youtube party or boxing celebrations

speaking of boxing–

you were SO proud of him and his boxing, literally more than anyone and anything, but holy shit it scared you–

early boxing days, he would come home with bruises and cuts on his face, sheepishly creeping his arms around you from behind whilst you were doing something, nuzzling his head in your neck in hopes you wouldn't notice

you did

"jj!"

"i'm sorry! it's not as bad as it looks"

"shut up and let me clean you up"

says he's sorry, but secretly loves when you're propped on his lap, face knotted in concentration as you tend to the cuts on his face

he loves knowing you care for him, knowing you're there

and he supports your passions 1000%

sometimes he seems more excited about your goals than you are – he just loves how expressive you get when you talk about it all

you both make sure to save one night every week free for each other, to either go out on a date or stay in and spend time with just the two of you

jj's favourite is quiet nights in, which surprised you at first

for a man who spends his entire life in flashy clothes, concerts, fights, audiences of millions, you'd expect him to adore taking you out to expensive restaurants or snazzy nightclubs

but no

he always said he spent half his life in front of an audience, his favourite moments are when its only you there to witness him

his person

most weeks find the two of you curled up, passed out, snoring on the sofa with a tv show playing like white noise in the background, empty takeout boxes on the coffee table, you on his chest and his arms wrapped around you tightly

waking up with back pain and noticing you slept through like 3 entire seasons of the show you wanted to watch

"do you remember what episode we were up to?"

"um the one where the main character was talking to that other character..."

"ok so every episode, thank you jj"

"you're welcome, baby"

coming home from a shoot without him one night, you were tired and your social battery was nonexistent

dropping your stuff at the door, heading towards your shared bedroom

he's at his pc, editing or playing overwatch or something

notices you and how tired you are

"come here, baby"

shifts his chair to give you room and gestures towards you, you walk up and sit on his lap, wrapping your arms around him softly and pressing your face into his neck

he always smelt really nice

kissing you gently on the forehead, he carried on with what he was doing, occasionally stopping to rub your back or play with your hair

you were so tired

"i love you, y/n" you hear before you fall asleep there

"i love you, jj"

waking up the next day, tucked into bed with his strong arms around your waist, chest pressed against your back, legs intertwined under the covers

"good morning, baby"

"morning, jj"

he was just so happy to have you, all the time

a/n: oh em gee headcanons are so fun what to anon, if you wanted a full imagine version, lmk!! i just liked the idea of trying a headcanon style for the first time with this request! thank you darling <3

harry smut out this week!

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huhustuff · 1 year

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Hii!!

Would it be alright for me to request some general hcs for the 8th sidemen AU? Like how the reader met the sidemen, what were they known for before joining the sidemen, who was the first person to meet the reader, who was the sidemen who recommended the reader to be in the group, their relationship with each sidemen, is there anyone who have or had feelings for the reader? what was the reader doing during the diss track season? Any drama? Reader can be any gender if that matters.

Yea that’s all I got. Sorry if this is too much. Love your work <3

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𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝___𝟖𝐭𝐡𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞

💨🧸☠

Thank you for this lovely request 🤍!

This is part 1 to this request. The second part is going to include the individual relationships between the reader and each sidemen. And part 3 will include events after this imagine, diss track season and other events that y'all would like to see, so let me know what events y’all are interested in. I did not want to include all in this because I was scared this would be too long.

These events were hard to build up without the reader becoming an oc, but i tried lol.

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Before you got to know the sidemen you had a youtube channel that you had started in the beginning of 2013 and which had gained a decent following within a few months after starting. You had started the channel for jokes. In your free time you enjoyed playing minecraft with your friends and thought you would record the fun times just because you could and to save the memories.

Surprisingly people enjoyed watching your content and your sense of humor. As your audience grew you started to play other games as well per numerous requests. After the unexpected growth of your channel and presence in the youtube scene you got invited to your first gaming convention. The invite itself seemed to send you into shock, it was all happening too fast. But this was a chance of a lifetime so you spent days convincing your parents and yourself that going would be a good idea.

The event was even more unnerving considering that you were pretty young. But at the end you managed to convince your parents and they agreed with the condition that one of them will take you to the place where the event was taking place, but you were allowed to roam the convention by yourself. considering you had not revealed your face nobody recognized you from youtube at first. But after talking to a bunch of people a girl recognized you from your voice. You swore you could have exploded from happiness. Someone recognized you just from your voice. and they were happy to see you as well AND they said they love you content. AAAAAAAAHHH. you were beaming with joy.

And the day got even better. After spotting an area with multiple computers to play Minecraft you headed straight there. Since the other places were currently taken you sat next to a guy with dark hair and eyes. Whilst playing you noticed from the side of your eye that he was often watching you play and looking like he wanted to say something. Another 4 awkward minutes passed until he took up the courage and commented on your gameplay. You talked a bit about minecraft and then exchanged names. You discovered that his name was Vikk and that he also had a youtube channel.

The two of you continued chatting about youtube while strolling around and soon met another youtuber that he seemed to know. Vik introduced him to you as Josh. This Josh was a bit intimidating at first, but out of politeness you talked to him with the slight encouragement of Vikk. Turned out that you had actually heard of his channel a few times and that he had heard of your channel once since his girlfriend had mentioned it to him.

ahahahahahahaha. HE had heard of YOU. Even if you weren’t a fan of him it still seemed unreal. After a short chat Josh had to leave to meet up with another creator who Vikk also wanted to meet. But before leaving Vikk asked you.

“I think we have to go now, but would you want to maybe…um play together sometime? Make a video together?”

“Sure, just hit me up on twitter if your interested”

“Nice, i’ll be sure to text you”

You parted with wide smiles and excitement of an opportunity for an upcoming collaboration.

Little did you know during that time period the ultimate sidemen (the sidemen that we know today) were looking for more people to add into their group. They had invited a few other people, but it did not seem to click with any of them. But after Vikk and you played minecraft for a few times he suggested adding you to Josh since he had met you as well and after looking through your channel Josh agreed that you could be an interesting addition. The two of them presented the idea to the group. After a little discussion they all agreed to invite you for one time and then see how you fit into the group.

Once again, you were in a very intimidating situation. Vik had asked you if you wanted to join him and some people he knew to play GTA. You did some research on the group and realized that it could attract a whole new audience to your channel so you agreed (you were not a clout chaser, you were tactical). And little did you know that decision was going to change your life.

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Author note: I wrote this with the knowledge that the reader was born in 1998 (the date and zodiac is accustomed to the reader), but in certain images it can be changed if necessary. for example for a romantic simon/josh imagine, cause it would be a bit weird if for example in the year 2015 a 22 year old Simon or Josh was dating a 17 year old reader. (that’s my opinion but for some it could be okay and if they request a imagine without mentioning an age change i won't do it :) )

Hope you enjoyed this and have a good day or night 💐!!

#sidemen imagines #sidemen x reader #sidemen imagine #w2s x reader #ethan payne x reader #harry lewis x reader #josh bradley x reader #simon minter x reader #vikk barn x reader #vikkstar x reader #ksi x reader #8th sidemen #8th sidemen imagine #sidemen x platonic!reader #miniminter x reader #behzinga x reader #zerkaa x reader #tobi brown x reader

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jj0latunji · 8 months

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Unprofessional(M) - KSI Imagine

Wanted to read some more JJ stories on here and grow the audience so I took matters into my own hands so hopefully you guys enjoy.

The original version of this written by my friend is over on Wattpad so go give it a read.

Also love to @grace-xix for all the love on here , go read her stories cause it's some of the best on here.

Anyways here goes nothing xx

Also here's JJ and Ethan doing whatever this is

"Y/N stop being lazy and serve that customer." My manager snickered as I sighed.

I had been on my shift for almost 6 hours now and the loud music and the constant orders had taken a toll on me. Adding to that my manager never seemed to get the idea of a break so I had to stand at the bar and serve drinks the entire shift no matter how I felt.

I hated this job and I had gotten it only because I wanted some extra money for college and I was waiting for the right time to quit and search for a new job. I wouldn't say this job was a complete shitshow because I found my soulmate here.

JJ Olatunji, my boyfriend who I met when I was bartending here about 3 years ago. We hit it off immediately and even managed to hook up during my shift which angered the manager so much that he didn't pay me for the week. Amazing sex though so I didn't mind.

Me and JJ have been together for more than two and a half years now and things were looking amazing. We had decided on an apartment together in London to move into and I was also looking to start my own YouTube channel just like JJ had because he said it pays well and was low effort, so I could still concentrate on college.

I then realised that the customer was waiting for me to take their order , so I walked up to the bar and took their order and started making their cocktails. I handed them the cocktail and greeted the next customer but was instead suprised to see a familiar face that instantly made me forget all my troubles.

"Hey babygirl..." JJ greeted me taking my hand in his before kissing my knuckles.

"Hey babe , what you doing here." I asked him suprised as he squeezed my hand comforting me.

"I know your shift ends soon so I wanted to come pick you up but I'm here a bit early I guess." He said with a chuckle as I nodded.

"Well you can go sit at one of the tables, here take your strawberry daquiri." I said to him before making him his favorite cocktail and handing it to him.

JJ just thanked me and walked away and took a seat at a table but then he mysteriously winked at me and pointed towards his phone and told me to check mine.

I quickly told my fellow bartender to cover my station for a while before quickly making my way towards the back where I saw JJ stood with a smirk.

"I knew you couldn't resist." He said with a chuckle as he opened the door to one of the private rooms away from the main club.

"Yeah only because you look too hot in those tight pants , fuck me you look hot." I said as I locked the door and pushed him onto the sofa chair.

Hin wearing that particular pair of jeans always turned me on cause it usually left little to imagination.

"Don't get me started on how hot you look. I don't get how you manage to look this stunning despite working your ass off." He said as I straddled him.

"Just fuck me before someone figured out I'm not at the bar." I said with a smirk before bending down to kiss him.

He gripped my thighs making me moan into the kiss allowing him to push his tongue into my mouth as the kiss turned more hungry and lustful.

"Remove this.." I said unbuckling his belt and opening up his pant as he kissed down my neck and removed my bra from underneath my top.

I finally got his pants off which left him in his boxers and he pulled my skirt up so that he could line himself up with my slit.

"Fuck I love this top ." He said pinching my nipples through my top as I gently grinded against his erection, letting him feel my wetness.

"You brought it for me to be fair , now shut up and fuck me." I said lifting myself up a little as he pulled out his painfully hard cock, veins and all prominent as his precum coated his tip . He pulled my panties to the side with a smirk before finally burying himself in me completely.

"Fuck you always feel so perfect..." He said slowly swirling his hips around, letting me get used to his size.

"And you fill me up so perfectly, no one else can , no one hits that spot in me like you do , no one can make me feel like you do " I said seductively as I slowly began to ride him making him throw his head back.

"Fuck . " He moaned as he finally removed my top and threw it to the side revealing my perky tits to him and he wasted no time in running his tongue against my hard nipple as his fingers played with the other.

"Yes...JJ." I said as I felt him take my nipple in his mouth and lightly bite down on it. This seemed to turn him on more as he thrusted upwards matching my movement as the tip of his dick grazed against that spot in me that made me let out almost an animalistic moan.

At this point I was not worried about anyone hearing or interrupting us as all I cared about was reaching my high.

"Fuck that's it , let go, let me take over." He said as he quickened his pace , thrusting up harder as I felt my legs go weak and my eyes roll to the back of my head.

He slapped my ass and guided me downwards to match his thrusts to make sure he reached even deeper in me and soon he felt me tightening around him , making him smirk at me and pull me in for a kiss.

"Let go babe , let all your tension go." He said rubbing circles around my clit before pulling me in for a passionate kiss as I reached my climax with a scream muffled by JJ's lips on mine.

He kept thrusting up chasing his own high as he held my body close to his. Soon I felt him finish in me with a groan as we both slumped into the chair.

"Oh shit it's time to sign off from my shift, why don't we go continue this back home." I said kissing JJ's neck leaving dark purple marks on his skin.

We cleaned ourselves up in the private washroom before dressing ourselves up and walking back out to the bar to see the manager searching for me with anger on his face very evident.

"You go get the car , I'll be out in a few." I said kissing JJ and sending him away before going to face my manager.

"Where the hell have you been , don't tell you you hooked up with your boyfriend here again , how can you be so unprofessional." He screamed at me as I sighed . Yeah I quit.

"I know what I did now was unprofessional but all of us know you are the most unprofessional person here. You overwork and underpay us and don't even deny it cause everyone here knows it's true and I know you'll lose your mind and fire me but before that I want to quit , fuck you " I said matching his voice before removing my tag and leaving it on the table and leaving.

As I walked out I saw JJ stood near the door with a bright smile on his face , instantly making me feel better.

"I'm so proud of you." He said giving me a much needed hug before leading me out towards his car.

"It was a long time coming , I need to concentrate on college anyways." I said as we both got in the car.

"Don't worry about finding another job babe , me and Simon will teach you everything about YouTube tomorrow and I'm sure with your amazing personality you'll soon find your audience." He said taking my hand in his.

"Thanks Jide ." I said before kissing his knuckles.

"Also can I say something else...." He said with a smirk.

"Go on." I said with a chuckle.

"You screaming in there all angry really turned me on." He said turning the car on.

"Awwh is my JJ turned on ..... Do you want me to scream at you too." I said pinching his cheeks as he laughed.

"Why don't you scream at me when we get back home." He said with a wink.

"Anything you want darling." I said as we set off back home.

#ksi x reader #sidemen #ksi imagine #w2s #ksi #zerkaa #miniminter #sidemen x reader #enjoy this cause i sure did #youtube #ksi smut #sidemen smut

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buzzyb33 · 4 months

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Make-up

Prompt: getting ready for a girls night out while josh is streaming some among us you just can’t get your make up right and get beyond annoyed.

Warnings: swearing, switching POVs, fluff‼️

“Okay..” I say to myself as I start my makeup.

After a while, I’m done the majority as I put on my dress jacket and heels I sigh as I have to do my eye makeup, the worst part.

I let out a sigh as I begin trying to do my eyeliner and repeatedly failing. I let out a sharp exhale before rubbing it off and doing it again, a red patch developing on my left eye.

My breaths get heavier as I attempted again.

I reach out and pick up my hair spray and spin it in my hand as I try again.

“Oh my fucking god..” I whisper.

Six more attempts later I can feel tears boiling.

I do it again and do it worse than any other attempts.

I launch the hairspray bottle against the wall and begin wiping off all my makeup, eyes welling with tears.

The girl wipes her makeup just leaving her red lipstick which she didn’t notice

“Ah!” Josh says not really shouting but not quiet as his head whips to the closed door.

A loud groan is admitted from a couple rooms over.

He looks back at his camera before standing up and opening his bedroom door.

“Y/n, are you alright?” He calls out.

“… uh… yeah!” I respond and text my group chat, apologising for cancelling last minute.

I take my dress off and change into something more comfortable- shirts and a sidemen hoodie.

“Fucking hell josh, was that Y/n?” Harry says with a laugh.

“Hm.. yeah- give me a minute, boys,” he replies as he pulls his headset off and goes to Y/ns door.

His girlfriend is one to get angry quickly and one of three things happens, she shuts off completely annoyed in her own mind, trying to handle her anger which normally means she’s with him a lot more. And snappy, she gets annoyed at things he does and is in an overall bad mood.

“Y/n?” He says softly as he opens her door to see her sat in front of her desk where she does her makeup, packing her back up neatly as she looks at him with narrowed eyes.

He smiles slightly and comes into the room.

“I thought you was going out?” He says as he goes over to her.

“I was- but then I couldn’t do my fucking eyeliner! It was so-“ she exhales.

“No, I’m not going out anymore.” She says as she runs her hands through her long black hair.

“Oh- alright.. I’m still streaming, u can end if you want in like 10 minutes if you want.” He says as he puts his hands in his pockets.

Her eyes soften at that and she shakes her head and stands up, moving closer to him.

“No- I’ll come watch you stream, give me a couple minutes.” He nods and goes to turn around but is pulled into a soft kiss.

He smiles into the kiss and wraps his arms gently around her waist.

“Okay, I’ll see you in a minute.”he smiles down at me and heads back to his room.

“Back.” He says with a smile as he puts his headphones back on.

“You’re girl has a temper.” Freezy says as he hears Josh’s voice.

“She can, I suppose.” Je shrugs in response.

“Mate, didn’t you say when you like first met on one of your dates you went to get something or some shit like that and she was getting hit on, then.. fuck what did you say?” Harry says.

“Right. That’s not important- and she had the right to get mad at-“ josh cuts himself off with a sigh.

Ethan laughs. “What happened josh?” He questions as he follows his among us character, due to proximity chat.

“She was getting hit on and as I got back I went to open my mouth but she like shushed me in a way then turned to guy down then he was like ‘come on just a drink’ and she said no again then he started insulting her.. I think he like called her a slut for wearing a dress with a thigh slit, then uhm- she told him he couldn’t please her with his dick even if he was rock solid- an appropriate response then this guy called her an ‘emo bitch’ so she punched him in the face.. and broke his nose- and yeah.” Josh says calmly.

“Oh- well.” Ethan laughs as josh scans in the video game.

“Interesting story..“ he says, a smile evident in his voice.

“Mhm..”

Around ten minutes later she opened Josh’s door gently.

“Do you want anything to eat?” She asked softly, a soft smile on her pink lips.

“Yeah- please get me whatever..” he says and straightens his posture.

“Kay, love you.” She says as she turns around.

“Hm, yeah love you too..” he mumbles as he passes Harry in the game, him hearing what he said.

“No PDA, josh.” He fake gags.

“Yeah fuck off Bog.” He scoffs as he goes to check who’s on cams.

After the food or here Y/n came in and handed him his food.

She kissed his forehead and smiled as he thanked her, though this was during a meeting.

“Oh my good josh, get a room.” JJ says loudly.

“Uhm, I’m in my room? And my girlfriend bought me food? No issue.” Josh retorts as he leans back in his seat.

JJ grumbles in response.

After some shouting matches with some other YouTubers from the game, Josh ended stream, he had finished his food and as he stretched his limbs, he put his bowl in the sink and looked around the house for his girlfriend.

He leaks his head into her little walk in closet and she isn’t there, he checks there shared room and she’s in there, sitting up watching something on the tv.

Josh smiles and pulls his hoodie off and sits next to her.

“Oh, you finished streaming? Sorry I didn’t know what you wanted me to order- I hope what I got you is okay-“ she starts and he cuts her off by a soft kiss, his hand travelling to the back of her head to deepen the kiss.

He pulls away and she looks at him, flustered.

“What was that for?” She smiles shyly as he places is hand sob her shoulders.

“Just love you, and what you got me was fine.” He says and holds her gently.

“You okay now?” He asks as she means unto him to which she nods.

He smiles and watches Tv with her in his arms, which she eventually fell asleep in.

A/n:

I HAVEN’T FED YOU LOT!!

Here you go- a quick fic in the drafts- I’ll have a Danny Aarons one out soon! Happy holidays!

Requests are open!

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myoddessy · 1 year

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🍰 for Dad!KSI of how he would be while taking care of his daughter while his wife/gf is out on a girl's trip and she comes back to see both father and daughter all happy but the house in a mess 😭

hi!! sorry for the wait, i lowk hate this but i hope it's okay 💞

with a glass of champagne in your hand and a calming breeze in the air, to say you were in nirvana right now would be an understatement. "you alright, babes?" faith asked, running her hand through the water and throwing her other arm around your shoulder, resting on the edge of the hot tub.

"mhm. just miss them, i guess." you rested your head on the crook of her neck. "i get you." she leaned her head on top of yours. "i'm worried i'll miss something important. like, what if she starts talking while i'm away!" faith laughed.

"i know what you mean, hun. but if jj and ethan get to go to dubai and all that, we can go to france for a weekend." she rubbed your arm. after another sip of her champagne she spoke again, "i just hope they haven't burned our houses down."

"ethan, man, I've got shit on my arm, what the fuck!" ethan cackled loudly at jj over the phone.

"that's what happens if you try change a nappy with one hand, you nob." jj could faintly hear olive gurgling happily on the other line. "wipe it off and finish fixing your kid, geezer."

"alright." jj nodded to himself. "man this is so fucking gross." he threw the nappy in the bin and picked his little girl up, gently bouncing her as she giggled freely.

"wonder what the girl's are up to." ethan mused.

"chatting shit 'bout us, any money." jj laughed. he looked around the sitting room and the toys he'd stepped over to make it to the couch without breaking his neck. "mate is your place a mess too?"

ethan did the same, barely having to turn his head before he saw a pile of baby blankets and toys. with a deep inhale he replied, "yeah."

"swear i'll twist my ankle on some building block legos the second i step foot through the door." you sighed, looking over at faith who was getting a massage during your facial.

she laughed. "oh, definitely. wonder if ethan remembered which baby blanket she likes or if he brought down all of 'em."

"i really needed this trip. i haven't felt like a normal person since the second trimester." you smiled at the dermatologist who handed you another drink while your face mask set.

"genuinely. glad it's you i got to be normal with, babe." she winked at you.

jj was passed out on the couch, your little girl sprawled out on his chest, drool escaping from the corner of her mouth and seeping through his shirt. he held her up with one hand, while the other laid across the back of the couch.

she woke with a start, screaming into his ear and making him jump. in a blind panic, jj reached for his phone, about to call you until he saw a notification from you from an hour ago—a picture of you and faith at a corner cafe with pastries too beautiful to be eaten and coffee cups twice the size of your daughter's face, and he decided to put the phone down and handle it himself.

he stood up slowly, rocking his baby as he did so, and humming some nursery rhyme that had gotten stuck in his head over the past two days. slowly but surely, she began to calm down. her eyes that were previously sealed shut now opened to look up at him in soft wonder and her lips bore a smile that he swore melted him then and there.

you stepped out of the taxi and gave faith a hug, telling her to text you when she got home. you grabbed your bags and made your way up to the apartment, a sense of excitement growing in you.

you braced yourself when you got to the door, nudging the key in the lock and stepping inside. the first thing you saw was the mess. the stacks of legos and dolls and teddies and baby books that jj had undoubtedly tried to read to her before declaring them too boring and tossing them to the side.

then you heard her laugh and your head snapped to the sofa where she sat bouncing in his lap while he held her hands and made funny faces down at her. you quickly snapped a photo before walking towards them, knowing this was the only way you wanted to live your life.

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elijahssuit · 7 months

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Tommy fury you ABSOLUTE little jizz stain. THERE IS NO WAY he won that, look at the jab ratio and also Tommy was constantly punching him in the back of the head!! Dirty dirty boxing

#england #football #tommy fury #ksi #ksi fury #tyson fury #boxing #match #the sidemen #sidemen #ksi x reader #tommy fury x reader #youtube #misfits

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wroetoshawt · 9 months

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back together / ksi

summary: you and JJ broke up a while ago but fans start to suspect that you're secretly back together.

character: ksi x female reader

face claim is madison beer

requested by anon

yourusername: when mum and dad take me out x liked by taliamar, harrywroetoshaw, KSI and others

bezhingagram: this makes it look like you're the third wheel but actually its me cause you and faith are always together 😒

faithlouisak: leave me and my gf alone

yourusername: love u angel xx

yourusername: watching you achieve your dreams is my favourite thing. love u forever and ever liked by behzingagram, ksi and others

taliamar: love you both so much 💕

faithlouisak: so happy for you both

number1fan: wait omg!! are you back together!!!!

yourusername: yeah we are so yous can all stop asking hahaha

yourusername: here's to new beginnings 💓🎇 liked by calfreezy, vikkstagram and others

ksi: together

yourusername: pinky promise?

ksi: pinky promise

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g-xix · 8 months

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Can I request a 7 minutes in heaven style smut for JJ, like we tease him all night at the party and when the game makes us both get locked in a wardrobe, he fucks us like we love

I'll owe you some beautiful beautiful flowers 🌷🌷🌹🌹 if you do write this for me xx

Seven Minutes in Heaven | JJ KSI Olatunji

i love sunflowers!! (I will gobble a toe for u if u get me those xoxo) That said- uhm- yes, this idea is amazing?!?!? Is this gonna become a series w the Sidemen&co 👀👀 U tell me! Also picture proof of why u need more KSI smut:

Daddy material. Anyways, lmk if u want this as a series + thoughts!!

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JJ's glare was burnt right through me as I joint the drunk circle, taking a sip from my bottle whilst Tobi pulled me over.

"What's going on here, then?" I asked, spotting a few familiar faces within the circle of boys and girls, all giggling and leaning on one another as they passed a bag around.

"Seven minutes in heaven, you game?" Tobi questioned, slipping one of his rings off and dropping it into the bag as it came around to him- passing it onto the next guy in the circle.

That made sense as to why Simon, Ethan, Vik and the other taken men sat on the outskirts of the circle instead of inside with all the single-tons- Harry, Tobi, JJ, Cal's and more included.

Whilst I answered Tobi and made a little small talk, the burning gaze of JJ's eyes against my figure made me feel as though I was under a spotlight. The way he singled me out and couldn't rip his eyes off of me, I knew it was just the price I had to pay for teasing him all night.

Because it's all well and good wearing his favourite dress- pulling the corset slightly lower so that there's the perfectly enticing amount of cleavage on display for him to ogle at as I enter the party- leaning forwards each time I laugh so that JJ's eyes flicker down from my eyes to my chest, tent in his boxers growing tighter by the second.

It only made it worse when I placed a hand on his thigh to steady myself when I sat down besides him- my hand dangerously near to his crotch and making him let out an audible groan as he felt just a fraction of touch before I pulled away.

Now he looked as though he was just waiting for an opportunity to get rid off all that tension that grew between the two of us with some good, hardcore dogging.

I leant against Tobi, watching as couple after couple went in and out of the wardrobe (some boys even getting their object picked out twice and going into the wardrobe two times with different girls) before the bag came around to me.

As I delved my hand in, Tobi pat my back and encouraged me to make a good decision, as I rifled through the objects, until my fingers clasped around the object at the bottom- the soft material folded in a tight bundle almost wrapping around my fingers, practically begging me to pull it out.

The object unravelled in my fingers as I pulled it out.

A bandana.

"You all know what that means!" Calfreezy cheered as he got JJ to his feet, Tobi in turn pushing me to the wardrobe.

JJ seemed as though he was somewhere else mentally- not reacting to the cheers of the room as he was first to step into the wardrobe- and I could only gulp as I followed him in. I slowly began regretting my teasing actions and taunting earlier in the night as it began dawning on me that for seven minutes he'd be able to make it even for tonight.

The first thing I noticed when Tobi shuts the door and the clink of the lock mutes out the noise of the outside environment- is how dark it is.

Then I noticed how close JJ and I were, his breath cool against my collarbone and body flush against mine.

It only took JJ a moment to adapt to the darkness before his hand found my jaw- making me elicit a gasp as I felt his hand close around my jaw, yanking my head up to (assumingly) look into his face.

"What you want me to do to you for the next seven minutes," JJ's voice was dangerously low. I'd never heard or seen him this serious before- this affected by a bit of teasing before- but the way he was so volatile turned me on immensely. I clenched my thighs together in anticipation, my tongue already feeling heavy as lead as I tried to respond, though my shyness drew me back.

It was fun teasing JJ, but now that we were together and he clearly wanted to get his own back, it felt a lot more dangerous to be smart with him.

"Funny how quiet you are after all that teasing," He sneered, his voice laced with a smirk which only made him more sexy. His hands trailed down from my waist to the curves of my hips, reaching to the bottom of my arse before reaching up and grabbing the pillowy flesh with two rough hands which made me arch my back into his touch with a whine. "That's okay though, princess, I'll make sure you're loud-"

I let out another gasp as I felt his mouth connect to my neck hungrily, his tongue licking a stripe over my neck as I leaned my head back, letting out a moan as he found a sensitive spot effortlessly. My chest began rising and falling with quick breaths as JJ sucked on the spot, undeniably leaving a hickey I'd discover later- cruelly biting back down on it after pulling away and making me let out a gasped-moan as the pain went straight to my aching core.

His hands made their way up from my behind, to the corset top- ripping the cups down and shoving the bra to the side so that my tits were exposed- his hands grabbing onto the soft flesh and groping them roughly, thumbs flicking over the sensitive bud before he lowered his face- his wet mouth wrapping around one whilst his fingers still payed attention to the other with crude flicks and pinches that had my back arching off of the wall and whines leaving my throat like second nature.

I could've wrapped my legs around his head and had him eat me out til I was crying, the way his mouth worked magic on every part of my body, but as he unlatched his mouth from my titty with a wet pop sound I remembered the time limitation we were working against.

Though that wasn't to say that this couldn't continue elsewhere.

I sank to my knees in an instant in front of him- battling with his belt, tugging to undo the buckle and pull it off to get to the treasure beneath- though clearly JJ wasn't having it. His fingers threaded through my hair roughly as my grabbed my hair and pulled me back up to my feet forcefully- turning me around and slamming my front into the wardrobe wall with such power the little wooden think wobbled beneath us.

"Oh you aren't giving me head, you deserve punishing for that shit you pulled on me earlier-" His fingers roughly trailed up my thigh to the panties beneath my skirt, his thumb tracing the lacy edge all the way to my clit where he circled it through the material- arousal apparent as he felt the dampness through my panties. I whined and chased his fingers as he pulled away- though he only lost contact for a moment before his index and middle finger wrapped around the band of the panties, pulling them down my legs until they rested besides my knees- one long finger trailing all too slowly all the way from my hole up to my clit- gather arousal on his finger as he swiped. My back arched and a high moan left my mouth as his finger circled over my clit before pushing into my aching hole roughly, using the arousal as lubricant as I tightened around his digit, unbelievably needy for him.

"Please, JJ," I couldn't believe I was needy enough to beg, but desperate times clearly called for desperate measures. "Please, I need you- please- I can't..."

"Can't what?" His words felt like honey, the way the smirk in his voice was so tantalising, yet the tone and meaning behind his words really had me tightening around thin air. "Tell me what you want- say it- beg for it, bitch."

"Please, fuck me- fuck- please, I need your cock," My words were foreign to me- JJ's touch having me saying words I'd never imagine coming from my mouth- and as JJ inserted the tip and slid into me all the way until he'd bottomed out- he had me making noises I never thought I would, either.

He pulled almost all the way out before slamming back with such force my face was smushed against the cold wardrobe wall- my hard nipples pressed flush against the cold wood as well- only providing more stimulation as I felt myself clenching around JJ.

The smell of sex began filling the wardrobe, the lewd, wet slaps of his manhood against my dripping core sending my head spiralling as it clouded with the obsessive thoughts of JJ's thick cock pushing into me, hitting all those sensitive spots whilst everyone else was outside- likely still very able to hear what was happening inside.

I felt myself tightening around JJ, becoming very aware of the pressure building and knot forming low in in stomach where I felt JJ hit with each rough thrust, coupled with the occasional ass-spank and grab of my hair backwards, causing my moans to sound raw and broken as he fucked me brain-dead on him.

I was right on the edge- so close and so fucking high on the feeling- when JJ suddenly pulled away.

His cum leaked from his tip- landing warm and sticky (and not inside me) as he got his release with a large groan. But I could only whimper as I felt the oh so pleasurable knot within my stomach become distant and a long-lost desire as my release fizzled away. My legs shook, back almost painful from arching so needily as I felt my thoughts and voice return to me.

"W-what the fuck?" I asked, almost whining, as I felt my pussy clenching- fluttering around nothing- as the thought of orgasm slowly slipped away.

"Payback for teasing me." JJ's smirk withdrew a groan from me- unbelievably frustrated by his stupid revenge. Though JJ leaned in as he buckled his trousers back up to leave me with one final, husky message, nipping my ear as his breath landed cool against my neck. "But if you wanna finish this somewhere... My room in fifteen minutes."

The door opened perfectly at that moment- allowing JJ to strut out to the sound of the room cheering whilst I pulled my skirt back down hastily, barely getting decent before I was visible- stepping out just slightly less proudly than JJ- face heating up as I recieved a cheer of my own- JJ's prideful smirk popping his dimples out annoyingly cockily/

And just as promised, fifteen minutes later, he slipped out of the party with a wink and beckon.

And who was I not to follow him up to his room.

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