#Kermit jokes

[krylov-space]

Harley Davidsons Road King* and Fat Bob** - interpretations with a 114 cui motor

(*nice color!)

(** also a nice color, if you e.g. like Kermit in his 70-ies glitter disco phase…)

(Pictures taken at Café Hubraum, Solingen)

#motorcycle #harleydavidson #road king #obese robert #Kermit jokes

[turnallthemirrors]

shoutout to lesbian drag queens who are also pigs. gotta be one of my favorite genders 🙏

#sydposting #i know im not the first one to make this joke but im having fun #chappell roan #good luck babe #btw if anyone says miss piggy isnt a lesbian because shes in love with kermit. kermit is literally a he/they butch so jot that down

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Emotional scene from Muppets Star Trek.

#star trek #muppets #data tng #picard #tng #kermit #fan art #next gen #okay so like… #this is obviously mostly intended as a joke but also #human is arbitrary #especially in star trek where every other planet seems to have its own sapient nonhuman species #human is fucking arbitrary #data holds humanhood as the ideal because he was built by humans #but also because the qualities that are most often used to define him as 'lesser' are qualities that humans especially seem to prize #nobody's tries to claim that vulcans aren't real people because they don't feel emotion #or that ferengi don't show enough empathy to qualify #we don't get any betazoids going around saying that true personhood is defined by how good you are at mindreading #in a world where the enterprise was crewed by muppets #and data genuinely was the closest thing to a human onboard #Measure Of A Man would have been about Picard trying to prove that you can't have someone dismantled #just because they can't sing or travel by map

[hollis-art]

hoo boy! guess who's a guest on the muppet show :D !!

#i started watching the muppet show for the first time and you cannot tell me that this is not data's sort of scene #he would love it there #he would share all of his horrible jokes with fozzie and they'd be the best of buddies #bc i think the guests sing at least one song per episode- his song would be “Phenomenal Cats” by the Kinks #it's my favorite song and he's my favorite guy #the muppet show #kermit the frog #fozzie bear #scooter #star trek #data soong #fanart #art

[madame-helen]

#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #humor #funny #lol #satire #funny memes #star wars #the muppets #gamorrean guard #kermit the frog #miss piggy #sarcasm #irony #joke #parody

[soupsandstars]

quick little muppet boards

#the muppets #scooter #kermit the frog #I'm so so sure this joke has been done before #I just can't find/place how #maybe I'm just overthinking #lmao but it made me smile while drawing

[bbogwater]

I may be the only one who wants this but my dream is a muppet movie benoit blanc crossover where blanc has to solve one of the muppets murders while theyre putting on the show at the same time and at one point he ends up on stage while snooping around and has to do a number and goofy ass muppet shit is happening around him constantly and hes just enjoying himself immensely anyways thats the dream

#knives out #benoit blanc #glass onion #the muppets #muppet movie #it would probably only be the length of the original tv episode cause thats how much juice i think this joke has #idk who would get murdered though #beaker? #oh maybe it can be kermit but he staged his own death so he can have a break #thats out of character though #the ridged character of kermit will never permit this #maybe beaker

[irlplasticlamb]

(treats eddie as my private dress up doll)

prints available here

#vic.txt #btw that Gay tee is a joke please if i see one more person being like 🤓 he’d never wear it it was the 80s 🤓 i WILL kermit #stranger things #stranger things 4 #st #eddie munson #character art #digital art #illustration #steve x eddie #steddie #joseph quinn #artists on tumblr #fanart #art #my art

[emma-is-swaggy-and-epic]

Hatsune mikermit

#scheduled #old art #artists on tumblr #digital art #art #digital illustration #shitpost #shitposting #meme #jokes #funny #hatsune miku #miku hatsune #joke art #vocaloid #vocaloid fanart #the muppets #kermit the frog #the muppets fanart #muppets #muppets fanart #weird crossover #crossover #crossover fanart #cosplay fanart #does this count as drag? #should i tag this as drag? #whatever #kermit is best drag queen

[notanotherdoodleblog]

it ain't easy being queen

#homestuck #bro strider #dave strider #yes this was an elaborate joke for my wife which i lovingly rendered kermits face for #not as lovingly as bro would have been with it #art tag #anyways

[torgawl]

this is absolutely killing me *bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye playing in the background*

#zhongli probably thinks neuvillette will turn into that one kermit punch meme as soon as he lands eyes on him 😂 #this entire quest was peak humour #i really love genshin sometimes #also neuvi falling for a marketing strategy and ending up buying too much tea on the first time he goes out to another country is so him #there was so much going on during this quest #neuvi explaining an inside joke to wrio... that was so cynoesque ahjsgsjsgshs he's trying his best at fitting in 😭 cute #i love that old man so much #and the ladle?!!!!! picasso 🤌 #furina having a death note moment of reverse physchology trying to understand if zhongli knew who she was was only missing the #l's theme playing in the background #plus clorinde and navia being questionably lesbian in the mountain that was also nice 👍 #but i swear neuvi is so funny #what do you mean that man carried everyone's belongings and went to another country in half a day and managed to scare zhongli without #even trying agsjsh i'm gonna create a monsieur neuvillette fan club #he's the best ever #i need him to meet zhongli for scientific purposes. the world will stop when that day comes 😂 #i need to know what would happen #okay realistically neuvi would probably start wheezing the moment he saw the false vision #but still poking genshin so they give us the content we need they can't just tease us like this

[kermitscavern]

Incorrect ST Quotes Pt 6

feat. real quotes from my roomies <3

(Overheard by Steve from the kitchen)

*door opens*

Robin: I brought chicken!

Eddie: (popping out from the living room) You have cock?!!

Robin: Only if you’re a good boy ;)

#He makes this joke every time #It’s his favorite #Steve just rolls his eyes because they do this everytime #stranger things #steddie #stobin #platonic stobin #eddie munson #steve harrington #robin buckley #incorrect quotes #incorrect stranger things quotes #kermits creations

[autie-j]

Maybe you should listen to Kermit the Frog sing Rainbow Connection, and then you'll calm down

#the muppets #muppets #kermit the frog #rainbow connection #joke #and then you'll calm down meme

[kirbypegasister]

Pls talk to me about the muppets I'm desperate

#muppets #kermit the frog #miss piggy #constantine the frog #uncle deadly #my art #yes i love uncle deadly could you tell from the last reblog? #and i made a whole au where im kermit because i love frogs #anyways pls talk to me about the muppets #also if things dont make sense in the drawpile i promise you wont want the context #except the fact constantine made fun of ricky gervais for being atheist #these are all light hearted jokes btw

[xplr-americasfavoriteladies]

not me falling for all of the girls and boys and the middle age lesbian couple

#jokes #johnnie guilbert #jake webber #tx2 #my youtube channel #is Kermit the frog is a xplr fan_78

[jazzf0rd]

gender is so damn weird like why is kermit the frog the peak of masculinity to me

#look at him #I WANT TO BE HIM #trans memes #jokes #meme #ftm trans #trans humor #trans #gender #kermit the frog #kermit #the muppets #disney #the muppets movie #muppets #kermit meme