#If you read the headcannons you know

[a-rand0m-bl0g]

Stanley: Did you know that people who sleep cuddling a pillow are most likely touch starved?

Chell: …Leave me the fuck alone man.

#portal #chell #the stanley parable #tsp stanley #tsp incorrect quotes #portal incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #If you read the headcannons you know

[brainrotallthewaydown1312]

I have a personal l&co hc that I can't get out of my head, so now y'all get to enjoy the absolutely riveting content that is the Portland Row budgeting system. under the cut because this is a needlessly detailed post that like 5 people will be interested in

I think that when they are paid for a job, the first thing that happens to the money is that there is a big cut that goes to bills for the house and business. mortgage, utilities, groceries, ghost supplies, advertising, etc. I think it's probably 50-60% of most jobs pay. probably a smaller cut on big jobs that come with bigger checks.

I think Lockwood started out trying very hard to be a "proper business man" and split the remainder evenly and paid them every other Friday because that's what your supposed to do. but I think that would have devolved after only a few months living and working together. between covering each other for dinner or coffee and getting household stuff with their money and everyone feeling a little weird on payday because it was one of the only times there was a clear boss/employee dynamic because they all saw each other as genuine equals, it just didn't make sense to keep doing it that way.

and so I think George (after pestering Lockwood about fixing the budgeting) sat down and set it up so that it was basically automatic profit sharing. first the bills and expenses cut goes straight to an auto pay acct. and then the remaining cut goes to a general house acct, which pays out a small allowance to each of their personal accts each week. most of the stuff they get and do is covered from the joint acct because it makes sense that way. but they do each have their own money and savings.

after the new system is set up George checks on the balances and bank statements once a week but it mostly manages itself. he folds it into the other chores that he does and likes how simple it is to keep running.

Lockwood pretends to be grumpy about not being in charge but is not so secretly very happy to not have to worry about it. he is also very happy that this puts all of them on equal footing with the business because he he like being the leader and the face of things, but he doesn't like the power dynamic of being the boss.

Lucy is worried at first that they will argue about spending from the joint acct, but they very rarely ever run into issues with it, and when there is it is almost always resolved quickly because while they all bicker about smaller things and about everyone's bad habits, they actually get along and manage house very smoothly

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edit: i have in fact added more domestic head canons in this thread and I have been seeing a lot of people tagging asking for more. they are in the notes if you're interested

#i have so many detailed and boring domestic headcannons for these guys #and they all work regardless of how you read their relationships #there is something that is just so homey and domestic about Portland Row and their little family #i can't help myself coming up with all the boring adulting things for them #but just know that there is more where this came from #lockwood and co #lockwood and co headcannons #anthony lockwood #george karim #george cubbins #lucy carlyle #cot3 #iron trio

[hunterbunter3000]

That moment where everyone is jealous of Shinso for bagging a sexy ass black girlfriend and they couldn't get a piece of it before she was cuffed by a psycho scientist lookin' "Sleepy McSleeperson" ass mf who PURPOSELY rubs it in everyone's faces that she's his until he fucking dies and don't touch her or you will walk off a cliff.

And that moment where everyone becomes practically obsessed with their relationship; so much so that they want to be apart of it.

Should I turn this into some headcannons cause--

#in a silly goofy shinso mood #like pls let me know if you would want to read this #black reader #x reader #black fem reader #black!reader #shinsou x you #my hero academia shinsou #shinso x reader #shinso x black!reader #mha x black!reader #bnha x black!reader #drabble #mha headcanons #bnha headcannons #hitoshi shinsou

[yerkes-dodson-curve]

Headcanon

Logan Roman and Janus, while trying to accept the dark sides more, all bond over their mutual love for poetry and classical literature. They start a book club and have a very well-kept selection of novels and poetry, Logan making sure they're always organized, Roman careful to never mark up the books, and Janus reading them quick enough that Remus can't get a hold of them to mess them up

#sanders sides #headcannons #logan sanders #roman sanders #headcanon #janus sanders #theyre all nerds #library #i can imagine janus making coffee for logan to drink while reading #roman and janus aren't quite friendly enough #for any hot beverages to be made for the other #but they know what the other likes you know #theyre gay your honor

[megustacat]

The LIs as the 5 Love Languages

Ais – Quality Time

For someone as lonely as Ais there is nothing better than time spent well with a loved one. No matter how your time will be spent - as long as it is in each other’s company no second is wasted. Just because his main love language is quality time it doesn’t mean that the other ones won’t come into play. Ais will make sure to give you everything you need because he wants that so badly - he wants to make your time and his time worth the while. You can count on that.

Leander – Physical Touch

If there is something as clear as day then it is that Leander’s love language is physical touch. The way this man pressed his face into your hand or shivered under your touch of his scars - there is no one who will love the way you touch him like Leander does. No matter if it’s your hands on his skin, hugs or kisses, long cuddle sessions or entirely different sessions. The closer, the better. The less space there is between your bodies, the better. The more built-up heat there is between your physical chemistry, no matter in which way, the better. Leander loves to touch you and be touched and wishes for you to never stop doing that. But I believe there will be no reason for you to, or is there anything more beautiful to do?

Vere – Gifts

Material Bitch. He loves-loves-LOVES it when you get him expensive gifts, like pricey champagne, beautiful trinkets and accessories or high-value art supplies. It doesn’t need to be something everyday, and Vere knows the difference between smothering him in unnecessary gifts and genuine, thoughtful presents. But this man loves his little surprises here and there to ensure that you still know his worth. And he will make sure you won’t forget.

Kuras – Words of Affirmation

Kuras doesn’t talk much and might not even be the person to give many words of affirmation, but when he does, he makes them count. Also he will be the one who finds genuine appreciation in your words, that is for sure. As someone who values discretion as much as honesty, being genuine with the way you feel for him and around him feels like the master key to unlocking his heart in less than a heartbeat. An “I love you” may walk a thousand steps for him, but wearing your heart on your tongue will go a thousand miles for him.

Mhin – Acts of Services

We all know Mhin’s spiel of “I don’t need any help, I can do it on my own “, and even though it may be true, there is something so, so special for them when they see that you go out of your way to show them how much you actually care. Words can be meaningless and forgettable to them, and Mhin is a person of action; to deliver your evidence of love on a silver platter to them will melt this brooding loner’s heart. Independence is wonderful until they realize that you are no threat to it, but an addition to their already existing autonomy. Your help and your acts of services create a liberty of affection they weren’t aware of before. Keep it up, the price is high for this one.

#touchstarved #touchstarved game #headcannons #may writes #ais #leander #vere #kuras #mhin #love languages #i recently noticed the similarites the more i read about different love languages #i just had to make this #i think some of them are interachangeable #there probably is not THE answer to it #kuras and ais could switch #or maybe ais and mhin #but i think in general it felt good to break them down like this and my friend blessed that decision #so i guess its okay :D #let me know if you like it!

[aro-culture-is]

Fandom aro culture is wanting to be obnoxious about your arospec headcanons but the idea of anyone coming after you for them makes you want to scream

.

#citnamora #aro culture is #aro #aromantic #actually aro #actually aromantic #ask #mod alexander #honestly i just don't understand getting mad at ppl for hcs #it's literally just. having fun with ur blorbos??? #and it's so easy to just. follow the old YKINMKATO (kink tomato) type of policy with anything (not just kink) #(for those who may not know: Your Kink Is Not My Kink And That's Okay) #(meaning: you like your thing - and it's not for me! - and that's fine.) #(this is not a moral failing. this is not a personality flaw. this is just called 'we are not the exact same person.') #also especially with queer headcannons like???? bruh. #if we're totally real 90+% of gender/orientation types of hcs are self projection #and mayyyyybe 10% have more textual evidence if i'm super generous #and even then!!! look. people are COMPLICATED. we are not some sort of monolithic group. we have interconnected identities #what reads to one person as 'oh that's a Bi person behavior' is entirely informed by their specific interactions with bi-ness #and - for example - white american culture around bi-ness is almost certainly not the same as han chinese culture around bi-ness

[persy-r-bozo]

Sitting here silently emotional about red guy again beacuse him in transport hit a little. Just a wittle

too close to my severe anxiety home.

#i love that episode so much i love it so much #i love getting anxiety rep like that fr. #i know its not confirmed. but WOWZA #my interpretation and headcannon and how. real it all was was very yes. #the small build up #the anger. the out of character frusteration. #the constant trying to keep pace and peace. #the fear the eventual BREAK #the words just pouring out. your area getting foggy and fadeing inward. #and then the end. #whare your just sitting there. feeling stupid and awlful. and you just sit there in scilence. #cry and try to comofrt yourself. and whoever was around to witness it. #it all felt very real. and it made me feel anxious myself. then i felt oddly safe ad seen. #i had never seen it potryaed so real like that before. its always been small or fast. #thus transport became my favorite episode. and i started to like red just a Liiiiitle bit more than the other two #like by 2% more #i love all three there all so well made and so neat and AHHGSHABcghaggh. #dhmis #dhmis red #dhmis red guy #anxiety #dont hug me i'm scared #dont hug me im scared #dont hug me im scared red #i cant belive my first time talking about my own interpretations and thoughts on this show online #is hidden within the tags. #so if you read all this #COOL! thanks! :D

[deathspoems]

So I love good omens but I just woke up and I to tell you I had a dream prediction on season 3 which the first episodes will be aziraphale trying to talk to crowley again until he eventually learns that nothing will work till he's by a cliff and he falls

NOT BECAUSE CROWLEY IS THERE TO CATCH HIM AND IS ANGRY AT HIM AND AZIRAPHALE IS JUST HAPPY TO KNOW THAT CROWLEY IS TOUCHING HIM AND TELLS HIM "I trust you" and they finally make up in a way...but they spend the rest of the season getting reconciliated while doing everything they can to save the world again

BUT I FUCKING WOKE UP BEFORE I COULD FINISH THE SEASON

#neil...honey...if you read this please make it a reality please I beg #good omens #Crowley will never let him fall because he knows the pain #aziraphale will never let anything separate them anymore because he learned his leasson #I've been reading too many headcannons and it's starting to get in my sleep #aziracrow #good omens season three #just do it

[to-be-a-dreamer]

Thoughts on David & Race academic rivalry?

See in my head Race is firmly a STEM guy, like mechanical engineering major with a focus on aerospace and Davey is a history/literature dude so like. If they met in high school they would absolutely be friendly rivals where it's like

"Ha I beat you on the calc test."

"Yeah yeah, just wait until lit papers get graded"

But if they were part of a college friend group they would be in basically none of the same classes so it's kinda like. They do homework together in the same general vicinity and Davey's doing preliminary research for a 15-page history report (I dunno what english and history majors do for classes) that's due in three months and Race is doing multi-page-long physics problems that were assigned three hours ago but due in two days. Both of them are baffled by each other's entire existence. They both make the Provost's/Dean's List. They have no idea who actually has the highest grades because all of their professors weight grades differently and sometimes grade on a curve for no reason.

#basically race and davey are on a sliding scale between #'i beat you by three points on the last test' 'yeah and i'm twenty reading points higher than you #and 'how do you just look at a poem and know what it means?' 'how do YOU do calculus problems in your head?' #the difference is what education level that are at the time #college-age race losing his mind when he has to take technical writing and davey absolutely lost in statistics having to help each other #once again i don't know what classes non-stem majors have to take #thank you thank you for the ask #claire tag #newsies #newsies live #livesies #newsies headcannon #racetrack higgins #davey jacobs

[flufallo]

My JD handwriting headcannons <3

Yes, I did include every (I think) character, including a cat and people who don't actually exist except from on Paola's socials 🤷‍♀️ and, apologies if there are random capitals everywhere (except from ken's, there meant to be there lmao) and my handwriting skills are not very big so some probs look the same oops

#jacksons diary #jd headcannons #handwriting headcannons #ik we already know jacksons handwriting but i did it anyways #and exers i think #i wish tim had a last name 😭 #i was gonna do jememy (he was taken by the rats) but not many people would know who that is #i did elijah and he isn't in it yet #or is he... #i think hes one of the covers of a future episode that i cant read #*cries in poor* #i did lucy furr simply bc shes a magic cat and can probs use her magic to write #idek if jolies last name is sea or its her mums first name 😭 #im sorry for doing handwriting for a ugly ginger rat i apoligize #but you cant read it bc nobody wishes to be cursed by that name

[judasgot-it]

this isn’t exactly a request but if you have the time and also feel like doing it could you just- idk, say everything that u like about Tetcho?? Just anything and everything that comes to your mind whether it be about the way he’s written by Asagiri, or anything really lol because I have a feeling you really like him

I want to save this for Wednesday but if anything major changes (probably will. Everyday I thank bones for making him their fave) ill add more cause AHGGGHGGHG this man....

Not enough Tecchou lovers out there. Asagari hasn't said anything on his backstory and I'm waiting for it so for now I'm making shit up (all I know is that IRL Tecchou was from a rich samurai family so how that ads to his character? Idk. Im sticking with child soldier tho for now one day ill write a fic)

BUT AHHHHHHHHHH OMG listen with what we DO have he's a good character. He clearly cares for his teammates, he's the person who cares about Jouno even when Fukuchi never believed in him being a good person (thats actually upsetting af but Tecchou is a real one for seeing Jouno for who he is)

HE LOVES ANTS AND RESPECTS LUCY BECAUSE SHE CARES ABOUT HER FRIENDS EVEN THOUGH HE GENIUENLY THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE TERRORISTS AT THE TIME !!! HES A GOOD MAN !!!

He would put those he loves above justice, the thing he put his life on the line for its crazy !!! He plays the hero, but at the end of the day, his friends and family mean more, and that's wild cause that goes against his entire thing !!!

Literally, even though he hasn't been in the series long for what we do have so far, I can't help but like him, idk what it is about him but he's a likable character for me

Sometimes I like to think about him and cry like the loser I am. Anyway.

Since this is my soap box moment for talking about Tecchou and all my thoughts I need to add a theory here - he quite possibly is a foil for Fukuchi

Fukuchi was in the war and saw soldiers die for one another in horrific ways that no one should see - it changed him. He told Fukuzawa that he never wanted to see that horror again.

But Tecchou is clearly thay same soldier again, what he WANTED to prevent from happening, who is willing to die for his comrades in war no matter what

LIKE FUKUCHI MADE A WHOLE ASS FAMILY WITH THE HUNTING DOGS AND THEN DESTROYED IT IN THE SAME WAY HE WAS TRAUMATIZED BY. LIKE WTF

But unlike Fukuchi, I don't think Tecchou would become a monster. He still has some semblance of humanity. He can remove himself from his sense of 'justice' and care about those around him.

It's a ramble but I like to think there's a Tecchou v Fukuchi fight coming up eventually and Tecchou would win. CAUSE ITS SO NOT FAIR THAT HE KILLED HIS COMRADES TURNED THEM INTO VAMPIRES AND THEN GETS AWAY WITH IT CAUSE OF A TIME SWORD LIKE WHAT

Anyway that is another ramble but I love him, he and Jouno are among my favs cuz they're so silly and I think have some deeper character development that might be explored later in the series. I'm praying and hoping every chapter that they come back.

Pleaaaasssseeeeeeeeeee asagari LIKE IM BEGGING YOU I HAVE FAITH IN THEM

Anyway I'll possibly add on later but anon ily I'm giving you many air kisses mwah

My last thoughts on Tecchou. Why isn't he real bro

Also omg I could write a full length novel on him cause this man must be immaculate. Idc if he isn't real I'm gonna make shit up about him. I'm delulu craycray a freak a weirdo !!

#this isnt anything x reade #still tagging it tho !! #god thank you anon #I LOVE HIM !!! HES MY FAV CHARACYER #hes so much fun to write cause he just is a good guy like in canon !! #yea he did fight a 14 year old but #i can forgive him... #anyway #bsd x reader #tecchou x reader #bsd tecchou #bsd tetchou #tetcho headcannons #i have brainrot #and i know this shit will be shown in court

[zaachknight]

the boys as mcr albums :3

zach is three cheers for sweet revenge because he is and I don't make the rules. ok but this dude loves vampires and zombies and all that stuff. he also probably had the album cover on his wall

ruben is black parade cause all the mvs are very theatrical as well as the album telling a story.

angel is danger days. and has definitely had planetary (go!) as one of his top songs on his spotify wrapped. danger days is the 1989 of mcr.

jon is bullets for its raw aspects. just. the album is jon and I can't explain it. he'd love our lady of sorrows the most.

#if this gets out #zach knight #jon braxton #angel phan #ruben montez #itgo #if this gets out headcannons #itgo headcannons #this is a draft I haven't edited in like a month #also wrote this at 3am so if it doesn't read well then you know why LMAO

[terrence-writes]

how about herb x tall!reader headcanons? feel free to delete if you dont wanna do it, cheers, anon.

herb cookie with an s/o that is tall hcs

a/n - yay my first request! but yeah, i'll do it. thanks anon. also i'm sorry if this is generic lmao

-Herb Cookie would be grateful that if he couldn't reach a hung up plant or something, you could get it down for him.

-Adding on to the one before this, he also makes you put plants in places he can't reach because he's slowly running out of room for his plants and stuff.

-I don't think Herb Cookie really cares about height because he loves you either way

-Herb Cookie would very much like forehead kisses, ruffling hair, and etc.

-Unrelated, but I think your guys' first date would be a picnic and he would be pretty hesitant to show you Sparkling Cookie's bar

-If you're insecure about how tall you are or something, he would write out little post-it notes and hide them around your guys'/your house saying how it's a good thing and he loves you no matter what. Even if you turned into a slimy worm or something.

#herb cookie x reader #herb cookie x gender netural reader #herb cookie headcannons #crk x reader #herb cookie x male reader #I HOPE I DID THIS RIGHT BTW ANON #sorry if i didnt /gen #TAKE THE I LOVE YOU WHATEVR WAY U WANT TOO #herb cookie x reader headcannons #i totally didnt read x tall reader hcs to know what to write #totally... #OKAY ILL STOP IN TAGS SORRY

[iamthunderhearmehowl]

Baulder's Gate 3 AU Halsin's Daughter: "Circle of Decay"

Description: All Faeryl wanted was her freedom – Her home was life was messy, abusive, and shrouded in secrecy. Being the bastard daughter of noble drow princess and an unknown father has caused the hierarchy in her house to become out of order. Because of this, she is treated like a house servant behind closed doors. However, in the public eye , she is one of the best escorts and spies of her Noble House. One day, during her older sister's engagement party, she finds out that her mother is selling her innocence to one of the highest bidders there. This causes her to spill wine on a guest, which in turn causes a downward spiral of events leading to her to run from the underdark. Once on the surface world, she makes her way towards Baulder's Gate where she meets Mol and Arabella. Two tieflings who work for “The Guild" doing their mercenary and heist jobs. The two take Faeryl under their wings and show her the ropes; they soon become and unstoppable team and are given a new mission: Kill the Eldest Son of House Vandree, Alistair, Faeryl's half brother. Unfortunately, the steps and misadventures needed in order to finish this mission push the girls to the edge as they struggle with reminants of their pasts.

Main Characters:

Faeryl:

Class: Druid / Circle of the Moon / Circle of Shadows

Race: Wood Elf / Drow

Age: 90 (ish)

Mol:

Class: Rogue / Theif / Assassin

Race: Tiefling

Age: 22

Arabella:

Class: Sorceress / Wild Magic / Shadow Magic

Race: Tiefling

Age: 20

Other Notes:

Faeryl is ( basically - even though she's hopping off the back of Halsin ) an OC - shes NOT cannon.

This takes place 10-ish years after the events of BG3

This is 100% a fan fiction and NOT cannon

This honestly started out with me making a character for my voice reel to practice - and what do you know Faeryl became a full fledge character in my head :')

The setting / events / information in this AU changes based off of new information I get on the main game - IT IS NOT A FINISHED WORK

Will I write out this fan fiction into an actual written series? Eventually - right now it's all out of order headcannons/ mainly because using my imagination to create this pulled me out of a deep depression (Lmao I almost went on a grippy sock vacation)

I currently have a rough draft written - it will take me forever but bear (lmao) with me

I know this doesn't get a lot of attention - I am screaming into a void - but I really do enjoy this AU I've created and if at least ONE other person enjoys it as well - I am happy.

The Links to everything are on my masterpost that is pinned to the top of my page! But I'll also link it below <3

Links:

Master Post -> ( Click Me )

All Content Page (holds every post regarding this AU) -> ( Click Me )

I'm also doing everything I can to make this accurate so if anyone has books / links / articles in regards to DND /BG3 please send them my way

Thanks <3

#if you want to read this as a full fledge written fic please let me know #bg3 #halsin #bg3 halsin #baulders gate 3 #bg3 headcanons #bg3 half drow #bg3 fanfic idea #bg3 fanfiction #bg3-headcannons #baulder's gate 3 #bg3 oc #bg3 au #fan fiction #fan fic #bg3 mol #bg3 arabella #bg3 tav #bg3 character #bg3 patch 5

[1nksta1neddesk]

Everyday i wake up angry about the lysandra and Nehemiah fan art.

#i read these books in middle school #*which i so not endorse for obvious reasons #BUT #even then I never thought of those two as the skinny women shown in the fan art #nehemiah is a WARRIOR princess #LUGGING AROUND A GIANT STICK #and you think she is skinny?? #NO #AND LYSANDRA #actually i dont know my reasoning for lysandra #but she was never anything less than plussized #in my mind #these are all aparently headcannons but i do wish to make it cannon #why did my middleschool brain have more subconscious representation #than a fully grown woman writing? #who knows

[vampireteethdust]

maybe jonathon was onto something after all when he wanted that gun

#dracula daily #dracula #jonathon harker #reading bram stokers notes for dracula #just so all you gay people know bram was very insistent on the 'this man belongs to me' scene #also dracula was going to be 'insensible to music' whatever that means #kinda ruins my headcannon of him listening to bela lugosis dead on repeat #but whatever bram