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I think I would do good at a customer service job

Not like I want to work as customer service I'm just saying that I could probably do good as a customer service worker

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I can imagine Portal characters having a tumblr and it's like

Chell: I woke up with a bloody nose

Wheatley: doesn't every human wake up with a nose?

#portal #chell #wheatley #Portal incorrect quotes

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Fun fact; I accidentally vacuumed up a sock that was under my bed once

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what’s a game you like besides splatoon, portal, the cookie run games, and Stanley parable

Roblox and the gacha games by Lunime

#ask #asks

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Guys

The parasites are here

They make me want to kiss Chell

They make me want to punt GLaDOS into the sun

They make me have no opinion on every other Portal character

#Ha ha not putting this in the portal tag #Gonna get killed by GLaDOS lovers there

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What do you hate and love most about nature? Do you hate grass? Do you love how mud feels? (This isn't like "I hate how animals die in the wild" it's more like "I hate the color of leaves in the fall")

PERSONALLY I love how Chickadees sound and hate Wasps when they kill Bumblebees. What about you?

I kinda have a neutral opinion on nature.

I just don't like going outside and talking to people.

#ask #asks

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I love getting asks on this blog

#self reblog #Guys I need asks

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welcome to apature where the guns shoot bees, we shall cut down the trees, then snap your knees.

#ask #asks

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🔄🔄🔄🔄🔄

#gif #autism creature #tbh creature

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My god he sits

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

#reblog #hummingbird

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MP BRITISH?!?!

Yes

This is the flag of the UK which is in the reference photo for MP that I made

#ask #asks #Oc MP

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I need to make a joke about MP coming from a British descent

#Oc MP

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suddenly

woagh

#ask #asks

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I love getting asks on this blog

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I'm kinda feelin

❤️🧡🤍🩷💜

#lesbian #lgbtq

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Brain please let me just live laugh lesbian :(

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The narrator is pansexual and Stanley is objectum and bisexual

fuck you all /nsrs

#the stanley parable #tsp narrator #tsp stanley #Tsp headcannons #The fuck you all part is not serious