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On today's episode - incorrect quotes for all you ghouls ghosts and non-binary hosts

Logan: I started school with straight A’s. Now I’m not even straight.

Virgil: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. Roman: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. Virgil: Not when you’re playing with Logan, it’s not. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

Remus: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve. Patton: I think you mean cards. Virgil: He did not. Remus, pulling out knives: I did not.

Roman: So what’s for dinner? Patton: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise! Roman: … Roman: Is it soup? Patton: I soup-pose it could be! *winks* Roman: Please, enough with the soup puns! Patton: Wow, you’re soup-per mean. Roman: STOP! *one hour later* Roman: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

Patton: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there? Roman: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before. Patton: Patton: *sobs* Virgil: You fucking scared him, you idiot.

Virgil: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Logan: You sleep with a teddy bear. Virgil: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

#sanders sides #logan sanders #roman sanders #patton sanders #virgil sanders #remus sanders #janus sanders #incorrect quotes

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who up detoxing just to retox

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unfortunately for everyone i'm back on my twenty one pilots bullshit

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Headcanon

Logan Roman and Janus, while trying to accept the dark sides more, all bond over their mutual love for poetry and classical literature. They start a book club and have a very well-kept selection of novels and poetry, Logan making sure they're always organized, Roman careful to never mark up the books, and Janus reading them quick enough that Remus can't get a hold of them to mess them up

#sanders sides #headcannons #logan sanders #roman sanders #headcanon #janus sanders #theyre all nerds #library #i can imagine janus making coffee for logan to drink while reading #roman and janus aren't quite friendly enough #for any hot beverages to be made for the other #but they know what the other likes you know #theyre gay your honor

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Mutuals I am putting a handwritten valentine card with a red lollipop taped to it, into your shoebox you decorated for Valentine's Day.

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#this is so bad #and so nerdy #i love it #congratulations pick your transition metal #manganese is slightly lighter #why do i know this #can you tell im taking chemistry #it be meme #i identify as niobium #(it's nb) #im so clever guys

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"Oh No!" by Marina is just a song about Logan and Roman swapping lines that's focused around their very similar fatal flaw of hubris and a desire for control

#sanders sides #logan sanders #roman sanders #its a banger #like oh no is a fucking banger of a song #i do suggest #10/10 would recommend #music #headcannons #headcanon #marina and the diamonds #ts logan #ts roman

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Incorrect quotes are all that I am capable of these past few days apparently so here we go

Logan: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? Virgil: Janus, probably.

Roman: I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good, so I simply did myself.

Roman: What happened?! Logan: Do you want the long version or the short version? Roman: Sh-short?? Logan: Shit's fucked. Roman: Okay, long. Logan: Shit's very fucked.

Janus: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka. Janus: *upends the bottle*

Logan: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Remus: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Logan: Stop.

Patton: I knew this day would come... I saw it on the calendar :D

Remus: Two bros! Virgil: Chillin' in a hot tub! Remus and Virgil, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!

Virgil: Guys! I found a 100 dollar bill! Virgil: *looks around* ….Should I keep it? Patton: Virgil, just do the right thing. Janus: And put in your bag. Patton: No—

#sanders sides #logan sanders #patton sanders #virgil sanders #roman sanders #remus sanders #janus sanders #incorrect quotes #you can read that there are ships #or not #logince #intrulogical #dukexiety

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It be them Incorrect Quotes

Because I cannot think because I am bitterly jittery and not very glittery

Roman: My head hurts. Virgil: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

Logan: Patton keeps forgetting which WiFi network they're supposed to use. Logan: So I renamed ours to "Patton, use this one" to help them out a little.

Patton: Why are you two always out during rainstorms? Virgil: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain. Remus: Janus bet me I couldn’t get struck by lighting, but they’re WRONG.

Roman: Hey, Janus. These candies you gave me? They sucked. Janus: But you ate them all. Roman: I had to make sure they all sucked.

Virgil walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Remus, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK. Remus, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

Virgil: Is Logan always like this when they lose? Roman: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015. Logan: You bumped that table and you know it!

Roman: Patton, I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee! Virgil: Rebuke? Is that a word? Roman: You have all invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions! Virgil: What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?

#sanders sides #logan sanders #patton sanders #virgil sanders #roman sanders #remus sanders #janus sanders #incorrect quotes #prinxiety #logicality #roceit #dukexiety #and other ships if you squint #platonic or romantic #pick your poison

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The Sides in Order of Sanity

Ranking is based on how likely each side is to be a serial killer or to do something that verges outside the level of sanity. 1 is most insane, to 6 being least insane

6 - Roman. As the other half of Remus, a lot of the "bad creativity" was pushed off to him, so Roman barely has anything that make him insane. The closest route to insanity would be him to be even further ignored and looked down than he already is, but even in his low state, I'd argue he's FAR away from insanity.

5 - Janus. This one is surprising to me, but it makes sense. Janus is too closed off, secretive and selfish to fully become the blunt, care-free chaos that is insanity. He's higher than Roman, as I think there is still a faint chance he could.

4 - Virgil. Again, I don't think he's incredibly likely to delve fully into insanity. He worries too much - he personality is to worry, and insanity has the care-free attitude that is impossible to do with so much anxiety. He's ranked higher because I think he could snap if shut down one too many times, as he's also fairly emotionally fragile.

3 - Logan. Orange. I think that most of Logan's placement is the fact that his opposite hasn't been revealed yet, so a lot of his opposite (so anger or "unwanted" emotions/urges) is showing in him. With Logan being Logic and having no feelings, he's already pretty close to disregarding what is ethically right and doing what he wants in his twisted manner. He's not second because he love for rules and structure counteract this too strongly.

2 - Patton. Our sweet puffball is really high up here I'm afraid. Patton gave up questioning if Thomas was a bad person or not several videos ago, which is a key part of what Morality does, and although he still maintains part of this ideology (the most good you can be), the dark sides showing up more and more has made him more quiet and serious and indecisive, and made him snap in SVS Redux. If pushed far enough, I think Patton could do horrible things to make Thomas a good person in his eyes, skewed with overbearing emotions and a lack of logic.

1 - Remus. This should surprise literally no one. He is already practically insanity, with a lack of regard for logic, doing messed up things whenever he wants, and enjoys and find glee in murder and violence. He is already insane (and has so much of it that Roman gets... practically none of it)

#sanders sides #logan sanders #patton sanders #virgil sanders #roman sanders #remus sanders #janus sanders #headcanon #insanity #most of this makes sense #I think #but here you go #enjoy i guess #i am actually quite proud of this #paragraph post im sorry

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I am going to take part in this!! For anyone curious, I have signed up as a writer, beta and pinchhitter :3 Am looking forward to see this progress!!

2024 TSS Storytime Big Bang Schedule

February 1:  Writer, artist, and beta sign-ups open, discord opens

April 30:  Writer sign-ups close; First writer check-in with at least 1k words due

May 1-8:  Summaries submitted

May 9:  Summaries posted

May 12:  Artist choices due Artist sign-ups close Pinch-hitter sign-ups open

May 17:  Matchings posted Second writer check-in with 5k words due

June 18:  First team check-in due

July 16:  Final check-ins due

July 22:  Posting schedule announced

July 31:  Pinch-hitter sign-ups closed

August 1:  Big Bang goes live!

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Happy Birthday Janus!!

Some art I created to celebrate my favourite sides' birthday :3

Artwork by me. Time: 1hr 32m. Reference from "Into The Unknown - Over The Garden Wall Cover | Sanders Asides" video.

#sanders sides #janus sanders #ts janus #digital art #art

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I like to think that sometimes when Virgil gets stressed he puts on music, sometimes he sits on surfaces not meant to be sat on, and sometimes he visits Patton. Patton's always accepted him and been a ray of sunshine. They both turn into puppets and then the world is just a little easier to bear

#sanders sides #patton sanders #virgil sanders #headcanon #this is so pure #puppets #also i think its just the sweetest visual #of just seeing like #virgil panicking #so then there is a sock puppet #and a lunch bag puppet #just talking #and quoting pop culture #and virgil feels lighter #so #pure #fluff #so much fluff

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Incorrect Quotes

To tide people over while I think of something actually clever and original

Janus: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering. Janus: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

Roman: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? Remus: *chugs entire bottle* Remus: It’s perfume.

Virgil: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Logan: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Patton: Smad.

Roman: Logan, tell Patton about the birds and the bees. Logan: Well, they're disappearing at an alarming rate.

Janus: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

Patton, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Virgil: You did WHAT– Roman: William Snakepeare

Janus: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Patton: Logan, I'm sad. Logan: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Roman: Virgil, I'm sad. Virgil, nodding: mood

#sanders sides #logan sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #virgil sanders #remus sanders #janus sanders #incorrect quotes #ships if you squint #logicality #prinxiety

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out of curiosity, looking at your posts - how long have you been into tss? actually, while i’m on the subject - i’m an Old fan who’s only recently reentering the tumblr sphere; is there a specific reason it’s called SaSi more often these days?

Not very long actually! I first heard of Sanders Sides last October, when a friend suggested DWIT to help me with some intrusive thoughts of my own :3 It's become a hyperfixation of mine in the past 4 months or so

I haven't the faintest idea ;w; Perhaps cause it's shorter?

#sanders sides

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Logan deserves better. He's out here offering his best advice and his ways of contributing and he only gets shut down because what would he ever know about FEELINGS, the things that MATTER. I think that Virgil making him that newspaper lit a little fire of hope in him. That maybe... people see him for a little more than that annoying nerd who talks too much

#sanders sides #logan sanders #i love him #ts logan #he deserves the world #he deserves so much #logan has repressed his feelings for the sake of #being taken seriously #for way too long #absolutely not #he deserves to be happy about his philosophers #and his stars and planets #and crofters

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*puts a tiny frog in your hand* *runs away*

I am naming the frog Caspian and we will go on many adventures