#I want him to absolute rail me in the most loving way possible

[flametrashiraarchive]

I have come to demand Giyuu HCs with chubby reader

*crawls out of a Muzan-smut-induced coma and gives you a shaky thumbs up.*

Oui, yes. More Tapioca.

Tomioka Giyuu x Chubby reader

Mild NSFW below the cut. GN!reader.

It's unsurprising that when you first meet him, he doesn't speak much. He doesn't really speak to anyone. The other hashira told you not to take it personally (but it WAS personal)

He spends most of the encounter with his back to you.

Honestly, your first impression of him is that he's kind of a jerk, because how could you possibly know what's really going on in his head?

The fact of the matter is he has never seen anyone who looks so... comforting.

He really really wants to hug you. And he knows that's weird. So he just... doesn't look at you. He doesn't even acknowledge your existence.

Except he does, when no one's looking.

He finds comfort in just watching you, seeing you smile with the other hashira, watching how you adapt fighting styles to suit your body type, a little bit (a lottle bit) hypnotized by the way your hips sway when you walk.

He pines silently until you decide enough is enough and try to figure out what exactly his deal is.

Shinobu just straight up tells you he has a crush on you (the poor guy's ears are bright red as his blood runs cold.)

"Oh... I thought you didn't like me. I have a crush on you too, Giyuu."

He's practically a statue for the rest of the day. Tomioka brain go brrrrr.

After that you spend more time together,

He keeps bringing you food, your favorite snacks... he asked around and... not because of your weight... just... that's how he shows affection. He doesn't mean to offend... oh god...

He messed up, didn't he? He always messes up.

You have to assure him it's okay.

little by little he opens up.

But once those floodgates are open and he's comfortable in your relationship there is no holding him back.

Soft tummy? Pillow. Big booty? Pillow. Thick thighs? Pillow pillow.

This man is so touch-starved he won't leave you alone.

Even during hashira meetings which call for decorum, he'll still link his pinky finger with yours just so he's touching something.

He enjoys just being with you in comfortable silence, resting his cheek on your belly while you drape your arm over him.

He falls asleep like that and his face gets all smushy. It's adorable. (This man has INSANE bed hair.)

If you ever feel self conscious about your body, or really just about anything, he'll sit and listen to your concerns and then calmly inform you that you're so fucking wrong about yourself.

He knows what it's like to be filled with doubt and to question your worthiness. He doesn't want you to feel that way at all.

How could you think that about yourself? Just look at you. You're the most beautiful person he has ever seen.

And then he'll show you, because words can be difficult but loving you is easy.

He will slowly but firmly rail the self doubt outta you.

His self control is hanging by a fiber of a thread the entire time. He treads the fine line between being in control of his body and being an absolute quivering mess.

Whispers "fffffuuuuuck" and buries his face against any body part in reach when it all gets too much for him.

No amount of self doubt can convince you he isn't absolutely besotted and completely wrecked by you and your body.

He just really really really really likes you.

So please... please hug him.

He really needs it.

#tomioka giyū #tomioka x chubby reader #giyuu x chubby reader #tomioka x reader #tomioka x you #tomioka x y/n #giyuu x y/n #demon slayer giyuu #giyuu x reader #giyuu x you

[celestiababie]

stay at home dad/ house husband mingyu who gets up early to make to make his wife and daughter cute lunch bentos, dress up as the prettiest princess to play tea party with her, makes the best dinners for his family but would also rail you into the sheets almost every night in the most filthy way possible. is an absolute sweetheart afterwards and the next morning and gives his girls kisses after dropping them off to work and school

Stay At Home Dad/Husband! Mingyu Part 1...

Warnings: Fem!reader btw, not much other than mingyu fucking you hard, use of the term "mommy" but not during the sex part really, cum eating, oral (f) , most of this is fluffy

A/N: Dare I say this is one off the most perfect things I've ever received in my inbox 😭 plz send more. I hope I did this justice:(( oh and sorry not sorry for using these iconic photos...they've just always screamed "husband" material to me rather than boyfriend material. Feedback is always appreciated!

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• Mingyu loved being a husband just as much as he loved being a dad.

• He was living his dream life. Beautiful wife, beautiful daughter, nice house. He wouldn't have it any other way.

• He wouldn't pay mind to those who judged him for choosing to stay home and take care of the house while you went to work. He still supported you two with some side investment money, but he wanted to be the most supportive husband and dad he could.

• All the other mothers would be jealous of you. How on earth did you find that sexy of a man who was willing to do house chores AND take care of the kids AND was just as in love with you before you got married.

• But they just didn't understand that Mingyu was a giver at heart and thrived over taking care of his family. It brought him more happiness than anything else could.

• And how could he not be in love with you? You brought him the most amazing daughter in the entire world and he would always feel the need to repay you for bringing him that happiness (even if you told him over and over that he didn't need to thank you for having a kid with him).

• Mingyu was the cutest husband, greeting you with a warm hug and kiss every time you came home, grabbing your bag for you and telling you to unwind while he finishes up the dinner that him and your daughter were preparing (she wasn't actually helping but she thought she was and that's all that mattered).

• He'd glare at you if you even dared to help him do the dishes, telling you that you didn't have to clean up after a long day at work since it was his self proclaimed job.

• But he'd pout and eventually give in to your push back because he did enjoy your company.

• You two would be washing dishes side by side, him doing the washing and you drying the plates as he passed them off to you while your daughter sat on the counter giggling and playing with the dish soap bubbles.

• Mingyu would be very attentive to your needs as well as your daughter's needs. Anything you needed or were running low on would "magically" appear the next day. Any holes in clothes would be patched up before you could even complain about having to buy a new pair. Anything broken (he probably broke it with his tall ass smh) would be fixed without you having to remind him.

• You never needed to waste money for lunch at work because your loving husband would always prepare a meal for you and his daughter to take before the two of you woke up.

• His alarm...would probably wake you up but he'd press a kiss to your forehead and shush you back to sleep before checking on your daughter

• Because your daughter spent so much time with him, she'd probably pick up a few of his habits which always warmed your heart.

• She had his smile, his laugh, his adorable pout that was hard to say no to (you have to be the strongest soldier fr to say no to not only your puppy of a husband but your adorable daughter)

• Mingyu loved spending quality time with his daughter. He knew she would grow up eventually but he'd always have these memories to cherish and look back on.

• It was quite the sight to see coming home from work sometimes to see your 6 foot 2 buff husband dressed up in one of your maternity dresses (probably the only ones that would fit his big ass body) with... questionable makeup on his face while he played princess with your daughter who was clearly having fun with her dad all dressed up.

• Once he noticed you watching, he wouldn't be embarrassed. Instead, he'd have the sweetest smile on his face as he picked up your daughter to carry her to you, the both of them pressing glossed kisses to both of your cheeks.

• But as much as your husband was this tall teddy bear of a man, you never forgot about his duality although it did always amaze you.

• Mingyu liked to keep in shape, not for aesthetic reasons, but he wanted to make sure that his growing age didn't hinder anything he needed to do for you and your daughter. Maybe there were a few shallow reasons for him staying so buff, but he still loved looking good for you after all these years and he knew you appreciated how sexy he was. He loved how proud you got when introducing him to others. He loved how turned on you'd look over the most basic tasks he'd do just because his muscles would flex in his shirt.

• Mingyu was the sweetest husband and father but he also was just just a man at times and couldn't help himself as he snuck in a few "innocent" touches while your daughter was distracted.

• Luckily your daughter couldn't hear all the filthy things he'd whisper in your ear as he gave you back hugs.

• But your daughter would be concerned when you'd let out yelps whenever your touchy husband playfully smacked your ass while your daughter was playing.

• "Princess, what's wrong with mommy? She's been acting weird lately." Your husband smirked at you before feigning concern for you in front of your daughter.

• You weren't complaining though, you loved how Mingyu still found you sexy after all these years and how he had no problem showing it and voicing it.

• Especially when he was balls deep inside you after the two of you read your daughter to sleep.

• "God damn, you're so fucking sexy, baby. Fuck—your pussy's so fucking good," he moaned out, his hips slamming his cock deep into you as he took you from behind, his strong hand pushing you down on your stomach while the other pressed against your head to muffle your moans in the pillow.

• "We can't be loud, Y/N. You wouldn't want to wake up our little princess, right? Fuck, shit—I've fucked you hundreds of times, how are you still this fucking tight."

• He'd quicken his pace, fucking into you so hard it was pretty much guaranteed that you'd be walking funny the next day.

• After making you cum around his cock and burying his face into your neck as he emptied himself inside of you. He offered to clean up the cum inside of you with his mouth (again how could you say no) and giggled as he watched how your eyes could barely stay open after multiple orgasms.

• "Let's go to bed, baby."

• It always amazed you how your husband could easily slip back into the loving, clumsy, puppy husband and father role as if he didn't fuck you into the mattress the night before.

• He'd have the brightest smile on his face as he listened fondly as your daughter raved about her new drawing while Mingyu was cooking up breakfast for the family.

• But he'd have his moments in between where he'd let that innocent imagine down, whispering into your ear as your daughter started a new drawing at the table.

• "Baby, you might wanna fix how you're walking, our little princess was asking why Mommy was walking so funny and I can't exactly explain that I fucked her sexy mommy until she came six times." He sent you a wink before turning to your daughter with another bright smile as he brought the plated breakfast to the table.

#asks #svt asks #mingyu asks #mingyu #kim mingyu #seventeen #svt #mingyu smut #mingyu fluff #mingyu headcanons #mingyu x reader #mingyu imagines #dad! mingyu #husband! mingyu #mingyu fic #svt smut #svt fluff #svt x reader #svt headcanons #svt imagines #seventeen fluff #seventeen smut #seventeen imagines #seventeen x reader #seventeen headcanons #i loved this so much #you have no idea #stay at home! mingyu

[j-nope-not-today]

Hi, I am the one who ask for a, TMNT boys react to their s/o being cat called, on your other tumblr page. I understand. Please take your time. I hope you have a lovely day.💖

TMNT reaction to s/o being cat called

A/n: Hello! I'm in fact not dead! Sorry for the long wait and I hope you enjoy. Thanks for requesting!

Leonardo

Now you think he would be the most rational out of his brothers

But you would be wrong. I firmly believe he would be off the rails about the whole situation

He has to keep his cool all the time, but seeing you being threatened, cat called, or hurt in any sort of way? It's over.

All rationality and reasoning flies out of the window.

If you get cat called. He's going to make sure your safe and then he's going to beat said cat caller up.

He will not hesitate. He'll look at the cat caller. Look at you. Back at the cat caller and then bam! he's on the move.

The only way to stop him from rearranging your cat caller's face is by keeping a hold on him. If your hand is placed on him or your holding his arm. He'll stay put and keep on his merry way

But otherwise it's so over for that cat caller.

And afterwards Leo will take you for ice cream or to some sort of food place that you love

He'll be extra cute and loving towards you as if he didn't just beat tf out of someone.

If you question it or bring it up he'll just sigh and say

"the things you do for the people you love"

Just know he does it bc he loves you. Your safety it means everything to him and he wouldn't let anyone harm you, physically or mentally.

Raphael

I firmly believe Raphael will turn to said cat caller and ask them if they have a death wish

Man is straight to the point

Immediately he has a thousand different problems

He's probably not gonna beat them up bc Lord knows he would have zero restraint

But he'll give a speech most likely layered with threats

"you see her/him? Their valuable. Their priceless. An absolute treasure to me and you..you have the entire day to be an idiot and you choose now to be one?"

He's Mr.i'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

He'll insult him until you laugh. His goal is solely to make you laugh so you can feel better and then you'll go on with your day.

If you don't laugh he'll ask you if you want him to beat him up bc once he gets the green light from you

It's game over for that cat caller.

When all is said and done he's going to be snuggled close to you like he a giant teddy bear.

Donatello

He's going to try to be as calm as possible

And he's going to think he's handling the situation calmly

But he's going to have either a glare that could kill you or a resting bitch face during the whole altercation

He'll tell your cat caller to get lost and he'll make sure you get to where your going safely

And the moment Donnie is alone he's going to hack everything that cat caller owns

I'm talking bank information, email, all their personal accounts on everything

He's going to inconvenience tf out of your cat caller simply bc he inconvenienced you and made you uncomfortable and he's not gonna let that slide.

Ofc after all is said and done he will proudly show you what he did

In the hopes it will make you feel better.

Be prepared he's going to be extra affectionate to ensure you feel better, but mainly it's to make him feel better. He doesn't like seeing you in any sort of distress.

It bothers him so please give him hugs

Michelangelo

I firmly believe Mikey will turn into a feral street cat

Your not gonna know what his response is going to be

He might just beat the cat caller up

Maybe he'll threaten him

But guarantee that the cat caller will be scarred for life

He will ensure that the call caller learns their lesson

But his number one priority will be you

If he knows he can't do anything bc your scared or freaked out or it's unsafe to Mikey than he won't do anything

But he will remember the cat caller's face and he will come back to finish the job

But he won't tell you that

He'll make sure you get home and he'll reassure you and kiss your face and joke around

He'll cheer you up and make you feel as right as rain

And if you ever find out he did in fact go back to finish the job. he will deny it until the day he dies. He will never admit to it.

#teenage mutant ninja turtles x reader #tmnt 2014 #tmnt bayverse #tmnt imagine #tmnt x reader #tmnt donatello #tmnt mikey #tmnt ralph #tmnt leonardo

[that-sarcastic-writer]

Cold Nights (Matt Murdock)

Pairing: Matt Murdock x F!Reader

Summary: Its a cold night, so you and Matt try to stay warm, in the best way possible

Based on this post, thanks op for letting me write it <3

Warnings: Explicit content, minors dni, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it my children), p in v, multiple orgasms, overstimulation, praise kink, choking, bit of dom!matt, creampie, fluff at the end, established relationship, language, this is just pwp

WC: 2k

A/N: I'm a whore for Matthew Murdock, that's all. Its currently negative degrees where I live and I want nothing more than for this man to rail me then drink hot chocolate with me, so I wrote it. And that's that. Enjoy my beloved matt whores.

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It was cold, so fucking cold. Because of nights like this you sometimes hated New York. but you weren’t cold. Not anymore. 

His body was so warm against yours. His bare chest was pressed flat against your back, his face buried in your neck as he rutted his hips against your ass, his cock buried to the hilt inside your walls. He had a bruising grip on your hip and he held you in place with each sharp thrust he gave you, your moans filling his ears like the perfect melody.

“You’re taking me so well sweetheart,” Matt said into your ear, his voice low and coated with arousal. You moaned in response, reaching back to grip his brown strands as your body shuddered, your orgasm rapidly approaching, “Are you going to come for me again sweetheart?”

Matt knew you were close, if there was something he had become an expert at was learning your body, learning your cues. The way you squirmed under his grip, your rapidly beating heart and your broken cries, he could feel all of it and it drove him goddamn insane. 

“Fuuuck Matt,” You squeezed your eyes shut and you dug your teeth into your bottom lip. A shuddering hot flash ran through your body as pleasure took over, leaving you nothing more than a shaking whimpering mess. 

"God, I love it when you say my name like that," He sighed out, eyes closed as your slick walls squeezed his cock in the most delicious way possible as you came. But he wasn't quite done with you just yet. 

His lips were hot on your neck as he rocked his hips slowly, the rhythm he had kept for the past time finally slowing. He gave you time to breathe, allowed you to come down from your blinding high. If there was something Matt had in excess it was patience. If he was going to fuck you senseless at least he was going to give you time to remember how to breath again. When he felt your breathing slow and your heartbeat begin to steady, he dragged his lips to your shoulder as he gripped your arm gently. You had your face buried in one of his pillows, your breathing loud and quick as you tried to steady it. 

You weren't quite sure when exactly you ended up on your back, or when Matt climbed on top of you. But when you opened your eyes again you found him above you, propped up with one arm while he pumped himself with his other hand. The red and blue billboard lights illuminated the entire room and fuck, he looked absolutely gorgeous on top of you like that. You swallowed hard, gasping softly when you felt the head of his cock brush against your sensitive clit. A shot of electricity ran through you and your body twitched. 

"Matthew." You warned, but your voice was shaking. But to him, it sounded more like a whine. 

"Shhh," He shushed you, a small smirk tugging at his lips as he lined himself up at your entrance, coating himself in your slick all over again, "You can take it, I know you can." 

You didn't have time to protest or even whine, he was already pushing himself inside you with a soft groan. Your jaw fell open with a choked out cry and your toes immediately curled. 

"F-fuck.. Matt please—" He cut you off with a sharp thrust, and he happily took in the squeal he forced out of you when he did, your sounds filling his sharp ears, "I c-can't, please." 

"Yes you can sweetheart. Just give me one more, yeah?" He coaxed, lips brushing against your own, pulling you into a messy kiss that lasted a few seconds before you broke it off, a moan leaving your lips when he snapped his hips again. And he took that opportunity to speak again, "Can you do that for me?" 

How could you ever say no? 

You squeezed your eyes shut, a hand clenched around the sheets, but you nodded nonetheless, happily taking him.

"Good girl." A half smile tugged at the corner of his lips, and he leaned down, his crucifix dangling over your face, reminding you that for someone so catholic he could also be the filthiest guy you have ever dated. 

Matt had you just how he wanted in a matter of a minute or two, both of your legs thrown over his shoulders, pretty much pinned under his body as you simply took everything he had to give you, and fuck did you love it. You were shaking, blunt nails scratching up and down his back and your cries mixed with his groans filled the apartment as he fucked you into the mattress. You didn't know what was making more noise, the headboard constantly hitting the wall or you with your cries. You often wondered if Matt's neighbors knew his name by how much you would scream it at night. But you knew just how much he loved the sounds you made, so neither of you really cared about noise complaints. 

"Matty, please," Your broken moans filled his ears again, and oh there it was again, that shake, that little shake in your voice paired with your shaking thighs, he knew you were close again, "Fuck, fuck please I'm—" 

You didn't finish your sentence, a squeal replaced your words when his cock brushed over your most sensitive spot. A smirk tugged at his lips and he snapped his hips at that same angle again, earning the same response from you. 

"Yeah, like that?" 

"Yes! God yes!" You threw your head back against the pillows as you felt the familiar burn in the pit of your stomach and your hands flew to his disheveled brown strands, earning a grunt from him when you pulled. 

His head slightly twitched as you fell apart under him, his teeth digging into his bottom lip as he slipped a hand between your bodies, his thumb finding your swollen clit. He rubbed harsh circles as his other hand flew to your neck, and he fucking squeezed. It was all too much, too much to handle, and you were sent right over the edge. You cried out, tears falling down your cheeks as your orgasm hit you, hard. 

"I know, baby. You did so good," He praised as you sobbed his name, your body jolting and twitching under him as he fucked you through your orgasm and the sound of slapping skin as you coated his cock with your juices filled his ears. 

Matt kept his pace, his hips only faltering ever so slightly as his thrusts got more shallow and messier. He wasn't too far behind. He squeezed his eyes shut, jaw slightly open as he gripped your throat, his index fingers pressed firmly against your pulse point as he listened to the fast beating of your heart and your uneven breaths. He focused on it, but what sent him over the edge was the quiet whimper of his name you gave him. 

"Matthew." Your lips had found his ear, his name falling from your lips like a silent prayer, and not just any form of his name. But Matthew. His eyes were rolling into the back of his head and you held him as he fell apart soon enough. 

"God, fuuuck," He squeezed your throat, feeling the way your breath shuddered ever so slightly under his fingers as he gave you, one, maybe two more thrusts before he spilled himself inside you, "Fuck sweetheart." 

A lazy smile fell on your lips, still euphoric from your multiple orgasms, and a soft gasp left your throat when he released your throat. Your eyes were still closed when you felt him press a kiss to your forehead, then to your lips. A slower kiss this time and he was sighing into it before he pulled back. He dropped your legs from his shoulders and left one last kiss on your forehead before he slipped out of you. You hissed softly at the loss of him, suddenly feeling cold and empty. But oh well. 

Matt lied on his back beside you, his own breathing slowly steadying along with yours. He was facing up at the ceiling one arm behind his head while the other reached out for you. You leaned over him, resting your hands on his chest to get his attention. He quickly fixed his unfocused gaze on you to let you know he was listening. 

"I'm gonna go clean up. I'll be right back." You pressed a kiss to his lips and he nodded. 

"Don't take too long." 

You giggled softly and nodded, slowly slipping  out of bed, careful not to fall over. You hissed softly, your sore muscles already screaming at you for your reckless activities. You looked around the floor for your clothes for a long minute, not sure where exactly you had taken them off. The kitchen? The living room? The doorway? You had no clue. You did spot the shirt Matt had been wearing earlier that night. You shrugged and picked it up, throwing it over your shoulders and did the first few buttons. 

After the bathroom, you walked into the kitchen for something to drink, and while there, you realized just how fucking cold it was outside, the large windows being completely crystalline by then. It even looked like it had snowed a bit. And then you remembered you bought some hot chocolate mix for this exact reason. A wide smile fell on your lips at the idea and in an instant you were going to the fridge for milk and to the cabinet for the pack. 

You were gone for a little while, long enough for Matt to know you must've been doing something else. He was tempted to get up and find you himself, but a mixture of your  earlier activities and some bruising from earlier that week during his Daredevil nights left him exhausted, so he opted to just wait, and stayed in bed to rest his eyes. He didn't have to wait too long though, because he heard you walk back into his bedroom, your light footsteps making the floorboards creak the slightest bit. But he still didn't turn around, he had rolled over onto his side, away from the sliding doors. You saw he had his back to you and you pouted softly, thinking he had fallen asleep. Not that you blamed him, you knew he was tired, but you had made him some hot chocolate. 

You pouted softly as you placed both mugs on the nightstand and climbed into bed, sitting on your knees, "Matty?" 

You ran a hand over his back, mindful of the now purple bruises covering his pale skin. You rubbed his back for a second or two before he gave you a hum, acknowledging your presence. 

"I made—" 

"Hot chocolate, I know," He had a smile on his lips as he rolled over on his back and sat up against the headboard, the sheets pooling around his waist. You frowned softly and opened your mouth to ask but he cut you off again, "I can taste it off your lips. And I could smell it while you were making it." 

Oh, right. 

"I always forget you do that," You laughed softly and shook your head. You scooted closer to him and leaned in, pressing your lips against his. His hand landed on your jaw, and he held your face as he captured your lips, savoring the leftover taste off them, "Now you can taste it better." 

Matt hummed softly, a lazy smile written on his face as he held your face, while his other hand fell over your bare knee and his smile turned into a soft smirk. 

"And you're wearing my shirt." 

You pulled back a bit, another frown taking over your face and you stared at him with confusion, "How did you—" 

"Sweetheart, I can smell my cologne all over you," He chuckled and leaned in, his hand moving up to play with the hem of his shirt as it pooled over your thighs, "And it's a bit big on you." 

"Okay now you're just showing off." You rolled your eyes at him and he laughed, giving you a small shrug before nudging his head in the direction of the nightstand. 

"Can I get my hot chocolate now?" 

You smiled. You honestly couldn't think of a better way to spend a cold winter night. 

#matt murdock x reader #matt murdock x you #matt murdock x y/n #matt murdock x fem!reader #matt murdock smut #matt murdock #daredevil #daredevil x reader #daredevil x you

[betterfettered]

Hi! So I was reading through some of your older works (which I enjoyed very much btw) and I noticed you mentioned that yandere Lucifer would want to marry reader (albeit against their will) which made me curious, so if it’s ok may I ask if any of the other brothers would want to marry their darling? And if so, what kind of weddings would they have?

Hey Anon! I'm glad you've enjoyed reading. I have a related ask to yours, so I'll smoosh em together and answer both

Could I request the yandere demon brothers dealing with an MC who refuses to have sex with them before marriage? Totally not as an excuse to get out of being intimate

Which ones ignore MC's request and which ones rush to get married ASAP and spend the honeymoon railing them into oblivion?

(Gn!reader x AMAB!yandere)(noncon)(somno)(violence against reader)(victim blaming)(gaslighting)(18+ readers only please, mdni)[This is fetish content and rape, victim blaming, and abuse are disgusting and inexcusable in real life.]

As you mentioned, Yandere!Lucifer would want to get married, and I think he'd want a proper, traditional ceremony because of his status. You would have lessons starting months before the actual ceremony, making sure that your etiquette and behavior at the wedding is absolutely flawless. They'd probably be with Barbatos, who might be the only non-Lucifer social interaction you get (it depends). You'll be punished by Lucifer if you mess up or act out, unless you manage to befriend Barbatos so he doesn't tattle on you.

If you said you wanted to wait until marriage, Lucifer would accept that. His demeanor would be such that you wouldn't even think he is sexually attracted to you at all. That being said, once you are married good luck ever walking normally again, he's going to have ur ass using crutches. For weeks afterwards you will be (continuously) covered with bruises and hickeys, and cum will always be leaking down the insides of your thighs. Being that Lucifer is a sadist, in many ways this outcome is actually worse than if you hadn't made him wait because he's not going to slow down, stop, or have mercy even when you cry and beg for him to.

Yandere!Mammon, like all Mammons, would want the gaudiest, most tacky ass wedding possible. Everything will be platinum or gold, the cake is covered in platinum and gold leaf, his tux is crusted with diamonds, there are marble statues of him wearing luxury things everywhere. The gift registry would just say "Give us 2 million grimm" and nothing else. Despite the goofiness of his desired theme, he is thrilled about the prospect of being married to you, and would get really carried away by it. He'd hold you while saying once you're married, you'll be his and never leave the house again and wear a huge shawl when you go anywhere so nobody can look at you but him and you won't talk to anyone else because you're focused on your family.

He would promise to wait for marriage for you, and the speed with which he would break that promise would make you wonder if he every really meant it. He is really compelled by the need to mark you as his, and he thinks about it as soon as he's alone with you, so before either of you know it he'll have slipped his hand into your pants. Afterwards he would insist to both you and himself that you wanted it, that you'd been purposefully tempting him. He'll mention that anyone would do what he did, would need to fuck you as soon as they saw your body; that's why you'll need to wear concealing things once you are married to him.

Yandere!Levi would never admit it because weddings are for normies, but he actually would like to get married. Surprisingly, rather than the sort of cringy gamer wedding you're expecting him to want, he would want a traditional wedding like Lucifer. It's always been something totally unattainable in his mind, because he never expected to find someone who loves him. So it would be a dream come true for him to see you in your wedding attire even if you had to be forced into it - someone is really all his, just like everyone else has. That said, don't be surprised if the wedding colors are like, Ruri-chan's palette or his vows have not so subtle TSL references.

When you said you wanted to wait for marriage for sex, Levi wouldn't reply to you, instead just kind of sulk. In the days following you saying that, he would start groping you more, trying to pull off your clothing, putting your hand on his cock when he's hard. He didn't respond to you because he has no intention of waiting and will eventually resort to pinning you down and fucking you in every way he can imagine (that is many ways, reader).

Yandere!Satan doesn't really care for having a wedding. It seems unnecessary and overly involved to him on the face of it, and he doesn't really find the event romantic enough to make it worth while. He sees it as all about the people attending rather than you and him. If you wanted a wedding he would agree and play along, but he'd make it clear that he's doing it for you and not for himself.

He would agree to wait until marriage, but that means when he considers you both to be married, not you. He'll go with you to a courthouse and get the paperwork officially filled out, and once that is done he considers himself to have waited for marriage. If you think the same way, great! If not, he'll laugh at you with his close eyed, cheery smile because he finds what you said so ridiculous that it's a big joke to him. It will just make the things to come more fun in his eyes.

Yandere!Asmo will want the exact same thing as Mammon except if Mammon had good taste. Asmo probably married himself a few hundred years back (though once he realized that you and he were permanently in love he then divorced himself) so he has experience with wedding things and could do all of the planning, asking questions like which flowers you like and which drapes you like. If you refuse to help, he'll assume it's because you're grumpy and punish you with predicament bondage . For example, using rope to tie you to furniture in a way that if you stand on your tiptoes nothing hurts, but if you lower your heels because of the strain on your calves and feet, you pull the slack out of the rope attached to your nipple clamps and they get painfully tugged on.

To be frank there's no way Asmo is waiting for the wedding LOLL he'll make sure to make you moan and cum a lot so that he can point out how silly it was of you to try and resist him.

Yandere!Beel doesn't really want a whole big wedding -- he finds the long ceremony boring and hard to sit through without getting hungry, and the more important thing for him is domestic life with you, like waking up in the same bed as you. If you want a wedding, he will try to talk you out of it; if it's really important, he will agree but be mopey and kind of...out of his element.

Assuming that you're saying you want to wait for marriage when he's coming on to you, he'll just say "Sorry, I can't" and continue having his way with you. If you're announcing it another time, he'll tell you that he doesn't think it's possible for him and maybe cheer you up if you seem upset about it.

Yandere!Belphegor would want a wedding, but not a traditional one. Probably once he trusts you not to run away, he'd want to elope with you to see some beautiful nature, or just try something neither of you have done before. If he doesn't trust you, no wedding at all because there's no way he'll be able to make it through some long ceremony without falling asleep standing up, and he finds the whole thing to be a drag.

In response to you asking to wait for marriage, he'd probably dismissively say something like "Okay fine, sit on my face then. That's not sex." He'll try his luck that way about basically anything, including actually fucking you ("It's not sex if we don't make eye contact," he says, knowing that he will absolutely make intentional eye contact). He'd pretend to leave it up to you, mostly to see what he can get away with, but if you keep resisting he'll probably fuck you while you are sleeping. He likes the idea of you having a dirty dream because of this, and really enjoys watching the sleepiness quickly evaporate out of your expression to be replaced with shock/fear/horror/maybe all three and a fourth thing when you realize what is happening.

Did you like this, anons!!! Think I missed something? Have a follow up question?? I hope either way that you liked it~

Always taking more asks and requests uwu

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[star1117-archives]

bitch this is a robbery

give me all of your sub mingi x male reader thoughts right now or mommy!hwa will blow ur cock brains out

becus now that youve posted thta sub mingi fic and ive discovered it i have only one fucking quEstion for yOU.

i literally have an essay in my drafts on @seonghwas-lighter about this topic i- bye *dying* *suffering* *in immense pain*

NSFW UNDER CUT !! 16 + ONLY !!

I think there’s a few ways I imagine sub!mingi:

ONE : princess !!

this variant of mingi just wants all your love

he wants hugs, kisses, compliments and a slow buildup to pleasure

he wants to feel your love as you give him all he desires

princess mingi also likes crossdressing

pretty pink dress ? give it to him neowwwww

lingerie? sign him up

( his favourite are a pink lacy pair of panties you gifted to him, he loves the floral print on them </3 )

princess mingi is def a bottom but he always wants you to feel pleasure

even if that means railing his overstimulated body into an oblivion

as long as you both get what you need he’s a happy lad

( he also enjoys overstim and your reaction, bonus points if you’re into dacryphilia cause boyyyyy does he cry )

TWO : painslut !!

this variant of mingi… my god

he’s similar to the princess variant but with one small difference: he likes it rough

give him the lingerie

just fuck him hard and rough in it

painslut mingi wants nasty, dirty, borderline horrifying sex

he wants to feel used and broken by then end of it

painslut mingi also has the bonus of feeding into dacryphilia cause he will cry like hell

also also make sure you tell him how much of a dirty slut he is

he wants to hear how disgusting he is </3

he loves to beg but don’t give in

don’t give him what he wants, he likes it like that

THREE : service top !!

this last sub variant of mingi is one of my personal faves

and tbh ? probably the most likely from the three ( not saying I would know at all, this all just for fun )

service top mingi just wants to make you feel good

he’s like a power bottom’s dream man

even if he’s absolutely obliterating your hole he’s literally whining and whimpering

he’s a very sensitive lad but doesn’t like to show it

he’ll be biting his lip to try and quieten himself

he’ll be holding his cum in for as long as possible

( because how pathetic is it to nut almost instantly ???? )

but for you ? he wants to hear everything

he wants to hear how good he is, how good you feel, how he’s such a good boy

he could probably get off on praise alone

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[belowtheharddeck]

when we're ready - b. bradshaw

pairing(s): rooster x reader, maverick x penny summary: after maverick and penny's wedding rooster and reader take a little time to wonder what their own wedding would be like a/n: previously titled weddings

The wedding was beautiful.

Maverick and Penny had elected to keep the wedding small and intimate, (less than 100 guests) with only close friends and family in attendance.

The couple opted for a more traditional and formal ceremony and reception on the beach before everyone changed out of their formal wear and dress uniforms for a less formal celebration at the hard deck.

There had been multiple toasts for the bride and groom followed by a few stories of the bride and groom from the people who had witnessed their love over the years (yourself and rooster had probably shared the most having known the bride and groom for the longest.) There had been many laughs and so far it had been one of the happiest and most fun nights you'd had in a while.

Your boyfriend, Rooster, was currently playing a slow but upbeat song on the piano while penny and maverick danced in the empty space behind him as you observed off to the side. From where you were standing you could see the entire room. You observed Pheonix and hangman with soft smiles on their faces slowly swaying in the corner where they obviously thought no one could see them. Bob and his fiancee were also quietly dancing to the song your boyfriend was playing and Fanboy, Payback, and Coyote were playing a game of pool. Noticing everyone was preoccupied with something you took that moment to slip outside and get some fresh air.

As you stood outside on the back patio of the hard deck your thoughts drifted off to what your own wedding would be like.

Preferably your and rooster's wedding. The two of you had talked about the topic of getting married before, and while you both knew you were it for each other, you also knew it was entirely too soon to get married. You had only been dating for a little over six months and you both had come to the agreement that you wanted to wait a while before you got married and settled down together.

You weren't sure how long you had been standing outside when you heard the familiar pet name. "Honey? What are you doing out here?" turning towards the open door behind you as Rooster made his way to where you were stood against the railing. After leaning in for a quick peck as he wrapped his arm around you, you responded "I just wanted some air" before rooster could respond you were quickly talking again, "Have you ever thought about our wedding?" it came out quieter than you intended but you had said it none the less.

"All the time, Darlin." You'd never admit it but his response had shocked you. "You better not be joking, Bradley" "I'd never joke about that sweetheart, we're not ready right now but one day I'm gonna make you my wife. You're it for me." He briefly paused to flash you a gorgeous grin as you attempted to share more of your own thoughts on the topic. "Roost-" "Ah ah ah, I'm not done, little lady" giggling at his interruption you let him continue, "You're going to be the most gorgeous bride as you walk down the aisle and I can guarantee I'm to cry as soon as I see you. We're gonna be surrounded by all the people who are most important to us and it's gonna be absolutely perfect, I promise you that future Mrs. Bradshaw" You press a soft peck to his lips before you respond with a smile "You've got it all planned out don't you?" "I Sure do" Your boyfriend responds as he wraps you in his arms pulling you for a bruising kiss.

You two kiss for a while before the need for oxygen causes you to pull apart. You rest your foreheads together as you both take a minute to catch your breath before you speak again. "You know you cant call me future Mrs. Bradshaw yet, you haven't proposed lieutenant."

"I will when we're ready" Rooster adds before kissing you once more.

a/n: I'm thinking of continuing this story with Rooster proposing and possibly the wedding if thats something y'all are interested in.

small headcanon for mav's wedding I couldn't work into the story (though I desperately wanted to): At the ceremony and reception, he has two empty chairs, one with a picture of ice on it and one with a picture of carole and goose on it. Because even though he couldn't have his best friends at the wedding he wanted to include them somehow

#bradley bradshaw x reader #rooster x reader #bradley rooster bradshaw #maverick x penny #top gun fanfiction #top gun maverick #bradley bradshaw fic

[gabessquishytum]

Okay this idea won't leave me alone so I'm giving it to you. 

Hob and Dream are married, and their favorite form of foreplay is to go to bars/clubs and Hob will act single, find someone to flirt with and dance all over, making out and grinding, while Dream sits at the bar and watches. (Maybe Dream likes to point out people he thinks Hob would like??)

It's never gone past heavy petting, Hobs never gone home with anyone, Dream just likes to watch him be a Slut. But they've discussed it, the idea of Hob going home with someone if he finds someone he really vibes with. 

Then one night Hob runs into an ex situationship, an almost but never the right time friend. And Dream can tell there is something different about this one to all the others, so he encourages Hob to go home with them. Dream will get all the dirty details later of course. (Dealers choice who the friend is)

Hob points out Dream across the room and explains the deal and his friend is Very Much Into It, so they go home together. 

And as they're starting to get busy, Hobs friend pulls out a set of bluetooth earbuds and is like "if your husband likes to watch, and wants to hear the details, maybe he'd like to listen?" 

So Hob calls Dream, and him and his friend each wear one of the earbuds so Dream can hear all the dirty talk and moaning and Sounds. Dream is back at home listening to Hob get railed within an inch of his life and he's never been more turned on.

Ohhhh this is so fucking hot I love this for them!!!! This is definitely something we should explore more because Dream WOULD love to watch his lovely Hob being a slut. He just would.

Hob is so fuckable I can just imagine this scenario with so many people...

Destruction - Hob spends the whole night moaning and whining because his cock is so big. Dream totally gets off when he hears Destruction asking Hob if his husband can split him open so wide? Cause it definitely seems like Hob’s slutty hole likes being absolutely stretched to the limit.

Corinthian - He takes great delight in the idea of cucking Hob’s husband, and spends most of the night fucking Hob’s face so Dream can hear him slurping and choking as much as possible. His dirty talk is weird, but in a hot way. Lots of devouring and consuming... Dream is kinda into it.

Joanna - She gives Hob the spanking of his life and spends a lot of time directly talking to Dream through the bluetooth, treating Hob like he's just a toy or a pet. Then she sits on Hob’s face and lets Dream enjoy those particular noises. She rounds it all off by making Hob beg for her strap, which he does happily.

I'm sure there are plenty more characters who could get involved. I feel like this needs a multi chapter kink fic where Hob gets railed by a different character each chapter, and Dream delightedly listens in <3333

#the sandman #dreamling #hob x everyone

[demon-plaything]

Upper Moon NSFW Headcanons

Warnings: nsfw, minors dni, rough sex, dom/sub dynamic, mean dom, impact play, orgasm denial, cockwarming, brat taming, sadism, masochism, degradation, praise, teasing, oral sex (m and gn receiving), overstimulation, dacryphilia, size kink, predator/prey kink, breeding kink, multiple orgasms, roleplay kink, infidelity, somnophilia, jealousy, risky places/public sex, talk of being caught, thigh fucking

Pairings: Muzan Kitbusiji x gn reader, Douma x gn reader, Akaza x gn reader, Gyutaro Shabana x gn reader, Daki/Ume Shabana x gn reader

Word Count: 1.2k

Muzan Kitbusiji

God he is a mean dom

Like a really mean dom. And incredibly dominant in bed in general. Muzan will control you and use any excuse to punish you

Muzan is a sadist who is very much into impact play

He would love to slap any part of you but your ass? Yes. Absolutely

You can't tell me Muzan isn't into denial

If you say it's unfair? Mans gonna slow down, practically only cockwarming you with his hand in your hair. "Are you telling me you know better than me? Really, sweetheart? I thought you were smarter than to think that but I suppose I was wrong." And if you say no? Muzan will only use that as another excuse to fuck the brat out of you, even if you're not actually a brat

Muzan would probably be the type to cockwarm, watching you struggle to stay calm with his cock in your hole 

Muzan either wants to fuck you from behind or while holding you up, just to prove that he is stronger than you

Corruption kink. My god does this man have a corruption kink

Call him master, sir, or lord and he will instantly get hard

Speaking of his dick, let's get into details. Muzan has a pretty dick. Long and girthy with a slight curve that's perfect for filling you

Douma

Douma is a definite freak in the sheets

Another mean dom and a mean tease too

Like. If it's possible for someone to be into everything, Douma would be

Douma particularly likes taming brats that most others fail to tame. He'll probably pretend to be all nice too before punishing you, pushing you down onto his cock, growling in your ear. "You're so good at taking cock, yeah. Just like a good little slut, my own fucktoy. You'll learn, don't you worry, pet." 

Douma mixes praise and degradation

He's way too into cockwarming especially

Douma just wants to watch you cry for his cock, teasing your hole with his fingers as he growls his intentions in your ear

Douma likes to overstim you until you give in and behave for him 

Douma likes the feeling of your mouth on his cock too. Perhaps more than anything else. He grabs you by your hand, pushing your face into his crotch and watching as you take his cock

And dear god the size kink??

Not to mention Douma absolutely adores making you beg and dirty talk of all varieties

MASSIVE predator/prey kink

Douma likes hunting you down and fucking you into submission, slamming you into a mating press amd fucking your hole with his cock, making you squeal and scream as he establishes to you that he's your god and he will hunt you down as he sees fit

Akaza

Akaza is very soft, especially if you're fem but in general too

He just wants to touch your hips, guiding you as you fuck yourself on his cock, his praise growls in your ear

"That's right. Like that. Fuck yourself on me just like that." 

Akaza would feel so bad if he actually hurt you too but he toes that line often with how rough he can when Douma pisses him off

He can't help it :(

Probably has a breeding kink

Akaza wants to fuck you missionary almost all the time, enjoying looking into your eyes and watching how your face contorts as he screws your tight hole

Akaza probably has a big praise kink

Can you say cockwarming?? He's definitely one to want to cockwarm the fuck out of you until you're sitting in his lap, squirming and whining and begging. Even then, Akaza will pretend that he doesn't know if he should push you face down, ass up and rail your ass until both of you are spent and have cum so many times Akaza lost count 

Akaza probably has a big dick too

Definitely loves kissing you while he fucks you, feeling you moan into the kiss as he shoves his tongue down your throat and watch as all you can do is kiss back

Gyutaro

Gyutaro is a freak in the sheets

Let's be very upfront about that 

Gyutaro is someone who has suffered a lot in his life and probably views you as having gotten a much better hand and so. He loves to degrade you, loves to hurt you. Probably denying or overstimulating you until you cry on his cock, degrading you

"That's right. Fucking whore, cry. Fucking cry, cry on my cock you pathetic little bitch. Come on, tell me what you want. Fucking beg, you goddamn slut." 

He, like Douma, also has a predator/prey kink

The feeling of hunting you down, fucking your hole, and claiming you in the most pleasurable of ways. Fucking his cum back into your hole, grabbing your hair and yanking your face back by it and sinking his cock into you again and again

Gyutaro is a big fan of "taboo" fantasies in general with his roleplay kink

Pretending that you're married to someone else yet still letting him fuck you is one of his favorites, especially mixed with his kink of being caught

Gyutaro absolutely wants to either fuck you to sleep or fuck you awake or both. Both is good too

My god. This man will rail you in risky places. On purpose. Yet also the dude is super jealous. Probably gonna kill anyone who catches sight of your nude body

If you try to make him jealous? Instead of taking it out on whatever poor fuck pissed him off (normally the person he sees making "fuck me" eyes at you), he will definitely just fuck you

"You want to be a whore? Fuck around on me, bitch? I can show you what happens to pathetic little whores, fucking painslut."

Gyutaro normally is already decently rough but pissed off? At you? Oh boy

You will not be walking for a WHILE

Gyutaro fucks you like he hates you 99% of the time

Daki/Ume

Submissive pillow princess vibes

Like she would get so whiny and just want you to fuck her with your fingers

She has a massive praise kink and you can't convince me otherwise

Daki just wants to be taken care of. Maybe a bit of a masochist 

Daki is definitely a proper switch though despite how she seems like a complete submissive bitch

As a dom, Daki would definitely be into degradation

"You nasty little pervert. Getting off to me, really?" 

Cue her laughing yet she pulls you close by your face, kissing you roughly and pushing you on your back so she can straddle your thigh. Daki would then start rocking her hips, fucking herself on your thigh as she maintains eye contact with you as a challenge

As a sub, Daki wants praise

"Please! Please, I'm yours. Your princess, please master!" 

Looking up at you with tears running down her face, crawling over to you and rubbing your thigh. All she wants is your approval and praise, whining and whimpering as she shakes her ass to entice you

The type to "drop something" in front of you just to bend over and shake her ass in your face

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[sigilsmut]

𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 - 𝐑. 𝐙𝐎𝐑𝐎

This is so late but LISTENNNN. In celebration of my 20th birthday (which was five days ago 💀), I wanted to write something for Zoro treating you on your birthday in private but it came out way later than I intended it to and I’m sorryyyyyy

CW: Pure smut lmao, established relationship

The exuberant cheers of the crew could be heard above deck, cheers that succeeded in drowning out the raunchiness that was taking place below. Each member bellowed with drunken hilarity, blissfully unaware of the captain’s first mate driving his cock in and out of your core.

The celebration was planned in secret, so you’ve learned that morning from hushed tones and eyes that flickered between your own and the people they conversed with. Of course it was a necessity that the festivities had to be grand. It honored the life of a valued crewmate of the Straw Hats, so it couldn’t be anything short of extravagant. It warmed your heart, and it wasn’t just the meals that were prepared to absolute perfection, or the cake that tasted like love and prosperity with each bite. 

Being surrounded by pearly grins and hearty toasts of the ones you’ve dubbed your family, all coming together to celebrate the day in your name, had ignited a fluttering warmth within your belly. You took the time to praise crudely wrapped presents and step on and offbeat with members who were very much intoxicated. With the day drawing to a close, so did most of your adrenaline. You were content with how the party played out, and you pondered to yourself how this night could get any better. 

That was until Zoro not so quietly pulled you to the side, under the guise that he had a present he eagerly wanted to give to you in private. Away from prying eyes and ears, your boyfriend proposed a special massage that required you to wear nothing but a drying towel. You agreed, half of you not expecting it to turn sexual at all. 

Which led you to the position you’re in now, the fire in your abdomen now roaring to life thanks to his unrelenting pace.

Loud, wet plaps reverberated off the walls in the room, overriding the creaks from the bed below you, your vision obscured by the darkness of his bandana. His calloused hands squeezed the life out of your thighs, almost desperate for your bodies to merge as one and your souls to intertwine. You mewled as his mushroom head kissed that spongey area, arching your back off of his sweaty torso. He chuckled darkly and held you flush against him, sweat and oil, blood and all.

The balls of his feet suddenly dig into the mattress to angle his thrusts, moving in tandem with the squeaking of the Sunny’s floorboards above. A particularly rough slap of his hips colliding with yours rips a hearty groan from the man and his cock twitches violently. Your walls tightened around him and he shudders, and you weren’t certain which one of you were the hornier one at that moment.

The atmosphere of Hell itself couldn’t match how heated your collarbone felt from his breath, practically igniting the hellfire under your skin with labored huffs. It’s covered in love bites and teeth marks that’ll surely turn up in the morning. The thickness of his cock and his teeth digging into the junction of your neck drove the both of you mad, pulling the most erotic sounds out of you. You were positive that your fellow crewmates would’ve overheard the filthiness that was going on by now, or one of them would’ve noticed you and Zoro’s disappearances.

However, the swordsman didn’t care. The night was still young, which gave him plenty of time to bring you to pleasure over and over until your mind turns hazy, your eyes glaze over, and all you can think to say is his own name and beg him to go faster. He was determined to rail his partner into this bed in ways that weren’t known to be possible. 

“Still with me, birthday beau?” he grins from below you, his expression nothing short of demonic, “the fun is only just beginning.”

#one piece x reader #zoro x black reader #roronoa zoro #zoro smut #zoro x reader #.romanticism

[qqueenofhades]

Think what strikes me about something like "we can't vote because the system is rigged! Ban the electoral college!" is the big underlying implication of it.

That there is no multiple solutions or paths, only the one correct path and everything else is worthless.

And that's incredibly frustrating because there are two levels of problems with it:

is the utter dismissiveness of anything other than their specific solution, which ignores how any degree of positive change cannot occur with only just ONE idea, it's usually the result of many ideas that lead to change.

The fact that it feels like they're skipping every step in between the current situation to this end result, or actively fixating on themselves having the correct solution, but only by literally getting everything in between completely wrong in the process.

Like, the latter point in particular is like a complex math equation: Just because you got the right answer doesn't mean you can just ignore every difficult step in between, or just assume that all of the WRONG processes become validated retroactively because you stumbled into the correct answer. You'd literally get failed and be forced to redo the problem if you tried that shit in math.

I saw a poll the other day claiming that support for abolishing the Electoral College had now reached 65% of all Americans. Now, I take all polls, whether good or bad, with a grain of salt, but this does reflect a growing awareness that the EC is a horrible racist anti-democratic dinosaur only applied to the presidential election and only used for electing Republicans who don't win the nationwide popular vote, and that there's a genuine groundswell of support to abolish it. See the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact, which could possibly collect enough state-by-state ratifications to go into effect into 2028 (in the best-case scenario). So even all the bitching about how "the system is rigged" (which. WE KNOW! WE KNOW! There's not a single Democratic voter going to vote like WOW I LOVE THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE CAN'T WAIT FOR MY VOTE TO DEPEND ON HOW MUCH IT COUNTS THANKS TO THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE WHEE OLD DEAD WHITE GUYS!) blatantly ignores that a possible seismic change IS possibly in the offing, because people put in the work to make it happen!!! The fact that the EC might soon be superseded or disempowered is FUCKING MONUMENTALLY HUGE!!! It has existed literally since the beginning of America and arbitrated every single presidential election!!! And let me tell you, the people working to make that change and fundamentally reshape American democracy are absolutely not the Online Leftists, whose grasp of civic and political theory starts and ends at "wah the system is rigged I do not vote I am very smart!"

This also reminds me of the recent idiots in my notes complaining that Biden was a) not "genuine" in supporting the striking auto workers, that b) Don't You Know He Broke The Rail Strike (the follow-up where he gave the railworkers what they most wanted with that strike was conveniently never mentioned), or c) that he wasn't "doing it for the right reasons" (whatever the fuck that means). Which accurately reflects their belief that the way you do politics, or praxis, or anything at all, is just by having the Really Goodest Mostest Purest Intentions really hard, and that's it. Like. Aside from the fact that it's impossible to prove why Biden is privately motivated to do anything, we have a long track record demonstrating that he is a person of genuine Catholic faith who has been moving more and more to the left overall, and has been the most pro-union, pro-labor president in American history. So first of all, complaining that "he's not GENUINE!!!!" in supporting the strikers is impossible to prove, and contradicted by actual evidence. But the Online Leftists gotta feel More Gooder Than Him somehow, so.

Likewise: as I said in one of my previous posts about Hillary Clinton: I do not give a fuck if she was privately the most Neoliberal Corporate Centrist Shill Ever To Shill (and as I also said, none of those words means what the Online Leftists think they do). I do not care about the American monarch president's personal feelings, unless they reflect directly on the policy that they make and the real-world effects that it has. I don't care if Clinton killed puppies (or dreamed about killing puppies, which for the thoughtcrime police is equally bad), as long as she appointed 3 new liberal justices to SCOTUS and throughout the courts, instead of the hacks that Trump forced onto the bench and literally everything else he did. In the same vein, Biden could secretly be like "hahahaha fuck all workers BIG CORPORATIONS FOR LYFE but I gotta support the workers and get them their rights so they'll vote 4 meeee" (not that I actually think he is, but still) and hold onto your hankies, children: I DO NOT CARE! Because the tangible real-world effects of that policy that he is working hard on making results in a better economy for those workers and substantial redistribution of capital away from the oligarchs for the first time in a generation! Not to mention, I kind of like the idea that a president decides to make himself most appealing to workers instead of bosses! But for the Online Leftists, if this action isn't done with the Sufficiently Pure Motives, it is Wrong and Bad and Not Good Enough and Blah Blah Biden Sekrit Republican.

Anyway. Yes. That. The end.

#anonymous #ask #politics for ts

[unclewaynemunson]

Hello!

This post gives an overview of all my writing. All my fics are below the cut, and you can find my shorter ficlets & drabbles that I only posted on tumblr here :)

Normal things, baby! universe:

‘86, baby! (words: 58k) After they all survive Vecna (death? i don’t know her. and eddie definitely doesn’t either), everyone struggles with getting back to whatever “normal” is supposed to mean and new friendships are forged along the way, possibly even developing into something more eventually.

‘93, baby! (words: 2k) From Wayne’s POV, taking place 7 years after ‘86, baby! and reflecting on some of the moments from that fic, but also readable independently from ‘86, baby!

It’s Christmas, baby! (words: 5.5k) Four Christmas-themed oneshots that give some insight in the future after the events of ‘86, baby!

&Currently working on a Ronance-focused one taking place in the same universe :D

Fruity four fics:

Maybe if I was straight (words: 44k) AU based on the movie But I’m a Cheerleader, in which the fruity four meet each other because they end up in the same gay conversion therapy camp. Also, prepare for MANY supporting characters making appearances. And basically everyone is gay so that’s a bonus I guess.

The time of the year that you really need love (words: 14k) Christmas-themed fake-dating AU in which Steve and Robin, and Nancy and Eddie, pretend to be a couple.

Bee mine? (words: 5k) In which Steve and Robin are beekeepers, Eddie is a baker and Nancy a local journalist. The first chapter is all about Steddie and the second one about Ronance.

Steddie fics (mostly one-shots):

Friends don’t leave (words: 20k) In which Eddie leaves Hawkins, goes off the rails for a bit, and Steve continuously refuses to give up on him. (This was originally a one-shot so you can also only read the 1st chapter (words: 8k) if you prefer shorter fics)

It’s buzzcut season anyway (words: 2k) In which Steve finds out that Eddie’s hair is actually a wig.

The gayest chicken in Hawkins (words: 7k) In which a game of gay chicken between Steve and Eddie gets completely out of hand.

Beyond the yellow sweater (words: 3k) In which Eddie goes absolutely feral when he sees Mr. Harrington beating the shit out of Steve.

Basketball night (words: 1.5k) In which Steve is desperate to get Eddie's uncle to like him, and Eddie is just as desperate to get his uncle to like his boyfriend.

All I needed was the love you gave (words: 3,5k) In which Steve introduces Eddie to his parents.

Roses & Sunshine (words: 8k) In which Steve and Eddie meet at Hawkins’ community center. Eddie is there for guitar lessons, Steve for the daycare center. Misunderstandings ensue.

Not my type (words: 7k) In which Wayne meets Steve at a baseball match and wants to set him up with Eddie. Eddie is very much not into it.

Say you, say me (words: 3k) In which Steve and Eddie don’t quite have the same opinion about what Valentine’s Day is about.

The difference between a poem and a love letter (words: 5k) In which Eddie is a songwriter who likes to read poetry to find inspiration for new songs, and Steve a poet who finds his inspiration in music.

I will love your shadow (words: 3k) In which the bat-attack has left Eddie beyond repair and he has to come to terms with living with a stoma.

I’ll bring you flowers (in the pouring rain) (words: 7k) In which Eddie dates Steve without really believing he changed.

Until you face the rope (words: 5k) In which Eddie faces a trial for the crimes he didn’t commit.

Soul Mate (words: 1k) In which Steve and Eddie ponder what it means to get married and whether or not soulmates exist.

Ronance fics:

I’d kiss you if it wouldn’t kill me (words: 19k; inspired by Pushing Daisies but you don’t need to know anything about the show to read this) In which Nancy possesses the power to bring people back to life with a single touch. When Robin dies at the hands of Vecna, Nancy is there to save her. But there are some repercussions. The most important of them? If they ever touch again, Robin will die – and there will be no way back. After Vecna is defeated and Hawkins seems safe again, the two girls have to navigate what exactly this means for the bond they share.

Chamomile Christmas (words: 3k) In which Robin meets Nancy in a coffee shop on Christmas Eve.

The perfect girl for you (words: 9k) In which Wayne sets up Robin with Nancy, but things aren’t going as smoothly as Robin had hoped.

And suddenly we’re Thelma and Louise (words: 9k) In which Robin and Nancy make a roadtrip from Boston to Mexico, guided by a list of things Nancy feels like she missed out on during her college years.

The art of kissing a girl (That’s what friends are for, right?) (words: 4k) In which Nancy helps Robin prepare for a date with Vickie by giving her some kissing lessons.

Others:

I owe you nothing, I owe you my life (WIP) In which Eddie finds out that Karen Wheeler is his mother.

My life in the lines of your hand (words: 17k) In which the soft romance of my most beloved rarepair Wayne Munson and Scott Clarke gets explored through a series of defining moments for them.

#fanfic #stranger things #fruity four #steddie #ronance #eddie munson #steve harrington #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #wayne munson #fanfiction #ao3

[darklinsblog]

Loss of Words | Sandman Imagine

Summary: Y/N never seems to get the right words when it comes to the Dream Lord

Pairing: Morpheus x Dreaming! Reader

Requested: Yes

Your relationship with the Dream Lord had always been complex to put it one way, you had lived in the Dreaming for centuries now, and you were the type of person others would come to for advice.

Even the King himself, which in relatively short time made you his counselor, like Morpheus you were very selective with the words you spoke. Your intellect was never in question, he would always seek for your advice, he loved to hear you speak.

To him, you were the most fascinating woman, beyond your obvious beauty he felt stimulated by you, but you would only speak the absolute necessary, not a word less, not a word more.

In truth, this was mostly because of Morpheus, he was such a strong, imposing and beautiful entity it was hard to form words around him, when the king asked you to be his counselor you wanted to decline his offer.

But you knew he wouldn’t ask you if it wasn’t important to him, so you accepted. Thus, every time he would come to you, you had to mentally remind yourself not to get lost in his beauty and focus on what he was saying.

“…In that time… did you experience any…” Dream trailed off, not daring to look directly into your eyes, as if he was struggling to find the right words.

Fuck, you weren’t listening.

You snapped out of your own thoughts, facing his deep gaze as a soft blush creeped in your cheeks. What were you supposed to say now?

“I’m afraid I’m not following, my king” you sincerely spoke, lightly embarrassed, Morpheus chuckled nervously, he was fearing that same thing. But he too, was distracted by the way you said “my king”.

He knew it was a sign of respect, he was used to being referred to by title, but he couldn’t explain why whenever you would say it, it would provoke a different sensation in him.

“I’ve told you many times Y/N… you may call me Morpheus or Dream, whatever you feel comfortable with” he teased, making your cheeks burn brighter and look away, your heart going as fast as a train going off the rails.

You knew you had a level of confidence, that was very uncommon but you still weren’t sure if you it would be appropriate for you to cross that line.

“I know, kin- I mean, Dream. But I wonder if it’s appropriate” Dream’s eyes shined with excitement, his name sounding like a beautiful sonnet in your lips.

“Well I believe I am the judge of that” he teased, making you giggle quietly

“I suppose you are, yes”

God, Morpheus was drooling over you, he would hear you talk by days on end, he did appreciate your wisdom, but he too, wanted an excuse to be as close to you as possible, he needed to hear your voice, like you were a remedy to all his malaise.

He would hope, that with time he was able to break the barriers of “appropriateness” to court you, like it corresponded, but only time could tell.

#the sandman comics #sandman imagine #sandman netflix #dream of the endless #morpheus dream #sandman x reader #dream of the endless x reader #tom sturridge x reader #love #tom sturridge #sandman shitpost #morpheus sandman

[apotatouwu]

Cuddling Headcannons

Kaedehara Kazuha, Heizou, Sangonomiya Kokomi (separate) x gn!Reader

》 fluff; slight angst in Kazuha's if you squint, mentioned character death in Kokomi's, ooc perhaps?, possible grammar mistakes </3

》 i was very hug starved abdidv its also writing practice ig

(based on this post) (repost because i realized that i posted the old one as a reblog woops)

✨️ Acer Palmatum – Kaedehara Kazuha

he 💞 :((

arms around you, has your head on his chest or shoulder

might also have his head on your shoulder instead sometimes

he will have your legs on top of his as you lean on him most of the time

if you're tired, he'll brush your hair to coax you to sleep

definitely a big spoon; he wants to protect you from the cold

will absolutely let you be the big spoon if you want to

i want to know how warm his hugs are smh

i am definitely not biased mhm yep-

will either hum, incite poetry on the spot, or just enjoy the comfortable silence with you in his arms

The cold sea breeze flutters by your body as you sit on the Alcor's bow, with Beidou guiding the boat as the rest of the crew sleep the night away in peace... or as peaceful a room filled with snoring pirates can be.

The sound of the waves hitting the wood and the beautiful night sky littered with specs of light distract you from the silent wanderer slowly making his way to your form. Only when the sound of his feet quietly creak against the wooden floor is your attention taken away too meet rose-coloured eyes.

A smile can be seen on Kaedehara Kazuha's visage, a sight which can tell many stories. To others, this may mean that the samurai is at peace, or that he is happy. But to you, this specific smile tells of an event he wishes to forget, one that causes him sleepless nights.

You would know, as you arrived in the middle of the duel.

For this, you return the message with a gentle look with an arm stretched out. Kazuha quickly took the offer for a hug, with one arm on your waist, and the other laying on the railing. Your boyfriend lays his head on your shoulder with a sigh. All of his worries washed away the moment he sees your ethereal form stargazing, throwing away the negative energy he previously arrived with.

With no words said between you, you bring over two nearby crates to sit on. Kazuha quickly wraps both of his arms around you with a content smile, with only the stars, ocean, wind, and a smiling Beidou watching the maple leaf and his beloved.

✨️ Cervus Minor – Shikanoin Heizou

you can't tell me that he ISN'T a huge cuddle bug

he comes home, sees you, and tackles you to the floor immidiately

will always be on top of you while you're cuddling

"your neck is so warm :(" – heizou probably

i bet that he can't sleep without cuddles

not only can he not take you with him to work (man is a detective, its a dangerous job lets be real), but you leave the house before he does

this aint it for heizou

he has to get one hug before you leave or else he'll tackle you to the ground

this grew way too self-indulgent shsodhe

The morning has been peaceful to you so far! A quiet house, delicious breakfast you cooked yourself, what could possibly go wro–

"(naaaaame)"

Oh right. Heizou needs his hug.

For a detective working under the respected Tenryou Commission, you thought of Shikanoin Heizou as an intelligent individual who takes every case seriously, sure to never make a mistake in his conclusions. Though, your relationship says other wise.

A cunning man was he, flirting his way into both your heart and mind.

Your attempt to move to the couch proved to be futile as your back soon makes contact with the uncomfortable floor of your living room. You try your best to move into a more comfortable position but soon gave up as Heizou laid all his weight on you making the task difficult.

A giggle can be heard by the crook your neck, with an "I love you" following soon after. Though you should hurry to the Yae Publishing House for work, you decide to wrap your arms around your frustratingly adorable boyfriend.

A small kiss is felt on the crook of your neck. You return the sentiment by tightening your hug and burying your face in Heizou's wine–coloured locks. A small "I love you too." can be heard and a smile appears on your face. Surely Yae Miko can excuse your tardiness for a hug-turned-cuddle session right?

Even so, Shikanoin Heizou will definitely have your back against the Chief Editor if it means that he can bask in your presence even after he proposes.

✨️ Dracaena Somnolenta – Sangonomiya Kokomi

pretty fish lady deserves a hug <3

will absolutely melt in your hold but tries not to if there are others in the room

cuddling sessions greatly boost her energy

because of that, she tends to be cuddly after meetings and whatnotas her assistant, you try your best to lessen her energy usage as much as possible, even answering questions in Kokomi's stead

but as her lover, you can't help but be content whenever Kokomi asks for a simple hug

a comfortable silence between the two of you is greatly appreciated, as the both of you use this time to appreciate the other, with the added bonus of regaining Kokomi's energy

loves it when you brush her hair with your fingers too!! doesn't encourage you but you just know when Kokomi loves it when you do

when in places that drains her energy greatly, Kokomi usually takes the lead

but, you usually take the big spoon role when the two of you are basking in each other's presence in Kokomi's cave

Another day, another draining set of meetings. That is the daily schedule of Watatsumi Island's Divine Priestess. As the last of the meeting's participants leave the room, you stand and begin to clean your workspace. Knowing the love of your life, this is her time to recuperate in her cave filled to the brim with books.

Leaving the Sangonomiya Shrine, you make your way to Kokomi's secret study located southwest of the shrine, hand in hand with the young woman in question. A wordless travel, but a comforting one nonetheless. You bid farewell to the soldiers you encounter on the way, dragging a tired Sangonomiya Kokomi along.

You immidiately coax Kokomi to sit as soon as you arrive in the room. Taking your place beside her, your body is quickly taken into your lover's arms, with Kokomi's head on your shoulder.

This routine was all too familliar, and yet... it was something you both welcome with open arms as unexpected events that may result in a loss may happen— and you both know this.

Peaceful moments are such fragile gifts.. you may never know when you may be at peace next. Although, treasuring such moments may only cause more grief to the heart.

Her memories with you only lead her to further understand what the Shogun wanted in the past. Eternity.

kokomi's was supposed to be fluffy but i saw an opportunity iamsosorry-

#potato-writes #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #genshin fluff #genshin angst #kaedehara kazuha x reader #kazuha x reader #shikanoin heizou x reader #heizou x reader #sangonomiya kokomi x reader #kokomi x reader

[hlficlibrary]

- HL Fic Library's Halloween Fic Rec -

Remember to leave kudos and a comment on the fics you enjoyed to show your appreciation! You can find our other recs here.

🎃 A Twist of Fate by perfectdagger / @starsweredible [T, 59k]

“Lucky you.” There was a mocking tone in Harry’s voice and Louis couldn’t help but roll his eyes, remembering the whole luck and fate talk he had with his friends earlier in the night.

“Sometimes,” he replied, using more charm than necessary as he placed the bottle on the railing and stepped closer to Harry, actually startling the man as he was drinking from his own water. Louis wanted to laugh as Harry dried the water that had dripped on his chin with the back of his hand, but he figured that would ruin the mood he was trying to set. “But I guess I’d be much luckier tonight if I kissed you.”

“Luck was never on my side, but I guess tonight you could help me change it,” Harry said back, in such low and flirty way Louis almost felt weak at the knees, but held himself by stepping even closer to Harry, breaking the distance between them.

Or a Just My Luck Au in which Louis, who apparently is the luckiest man in the world according to his friends, might have his fate and luck twisted when he crosses path with a handsome and mysterious bloke dressed up as Zorro at Syco Entertainment Press Corp’s Halloween party.

🎃 love is divine by stylinsoncity / @aliensingucci [M, 25k]

Being a witch doesn't help when it comes to unrequited love.

🎃 Spellbound by lovelarry10 / @chloehl10 [T, 22k]

Louis’ a shifter. Harry’s a witch. The only problem is, they’re hiding those things from each other.

Will they be able to keep their secrets hidden at the most spooky time of year?

🎃 Talk Dirty To Me by BriaMaria / @briannamarguerite [E, 13k]

They were both naked. And that seemed, again, like a catastrophically bad idea, but here they were anyway. Naked. In the dark. Only a few feet apart.

It hadn’t even been a discussion. The minute Harry flipped the lights off, they’d both shucked out of their clothes as if they’d been on fire.

“Alright darling,” Louis said, his hand wrapped loosely around his own cock. “Just remember, start slow. Lots of descriptions. Light on the hygiene, heavy on the compliments. You’ve got this.”

As if Harry were about to compete in some kind of athletic game.

Or the one where Harry is absolutely terrible at dirty talk so he asks his best friend to teach him. And the one where Louis knows it's a catastrophically bad idea but agrees anyway.

🎃 taken by the wind by @scrunchyharry [T, 12k]

When he decided to move to London with his sister, Harry thought he would finally get to learn how to control his magic. He couldn't possibly have predicted that he would fall for her neighbour.

Or the one where Harry is a clumsy witch and Louis is making everything worse just by existing.

🎃 Happy HalLouWeen by SunTomato / @sun-tomato [G, 11k]

Harry ends up with a cat. It's wildly stubborn and has bright blue eyes. It's maybe also cute.

🎃 Wasn't Looking by @berzerkshires [M, 10k]

It is well known that the first time soulmates touch they leave a vivid mark on their partner’s skin. Well one morning Louis wakes up with a bright stripe across his cheekbone and no idea what happened.

🎃 i get a little bit nervous around you by @femstyles [T, 8k]

Zayn gives Harry a little sympathetic pout but almost immediately cracks a smile again. "So, basically, Louis Tomlinson is so pretty you lost control of your powers? Isn't that like one of the first lessons we ever took?"

Harry tosses a pillow at Zayn's head with a whine. "I know! It's awful. I just need to avoid him, I think."

Or the one where Harry never had a problem with controlling his magic until Louis walked into his life. AKA the clumsy witch Harry AU no one asked for!

🎃 Just Like You by Rearviewdreamer / @all-these-larrythings [G, 6k]

Harry had been planning his perfect costume and looking forward to wearing it all month. He'd gotten everything he needed to show it off at the big Halloween party, and everything was going so well. That is until he showed up and realized someone else had the same idea.

🎃 Fallen treats by @sweariwouldnt [NR, 6k]

Harry hates both Halloween and Louis Tomlinson. He does, however, love his little sister a lot. Hence why he puts on his ears and his tail and joins her, her friends and their big brother for a round of trick or treating.

🎃 a walk around the edges of your trepidation by docklands / @hershelsue [E, 6k]

Harry and Louis go pumpkin picking in Red Sun, one of the eeriest towns in England. Amidst beautiful photographs, breathtaking love and crisp autumn wind, events accelerate into a much darker perspective.

🎃 no judgement by @solitudeandchaos [E, 6k]

“I hate horror movies. They’re stupid and scary and I never sleep after them, not for weeks.”

or louis hates scary things and harry holds his hand.

🎃 My Arms Are Hungry For You by @afirethatcannotdie [T, 6k]

“Sorry, don’t tell me you’re actually a fan of the Red Devils,” says another voice, and Harry looks beyond Nick to see a guy standing there, taking long sips from a bottle.

“I-I am,” Harry stutters, pulse racing at the sight of him. His face is covered in white makeup, and he’s wearing a well-fitting white shirt, black pants, and a long black cape, a set of fake teeth in his mouth. “Don’t tell me you’re actually a vampire.”

Or the one where Harry and Louis meet at Nick Grimshaw's Halloween party and things go better than anyone could have expected.

🎃 Kings Of the Kill by @fallinglikethis [M, 4k]

A pizza boy delivering a pizza to someone who looks to be in the middle of a satanic ritual.

🎃 Everyone's Waiting for the Next Surprise by crimsontheory / @ireallysawanangel [M, 4k]

"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?" 

Harry jumps and almost drops the bottle he's holding in his hands and whips around to see Spiderman leaning up against the doorjamb to the kitchen. Harry can't see his face due to his mask, but he knows this guy has got to be deadly attractive if his body is anything to go by. He’s clad head to toe in a skintight spandex suit that hugs him in all the right places. His thighs are so thick, Harry wants to put his face in between them. And what the hell are these shots doing to him?

He stumbles a little when he reaches out to place the bottle back on the counter. And when did he become such a lightweight? He gently strokes along the bottom part of his banana costume that's sticking out between his legs and lowers his voice as best as he can. "I am very excited to see you. Banana's got a thing for men who are also spiders."

Or the one where Harry goes to a Halloween party dressed as a banana and meets Spiderman.

🎃 Let You Lick the Lollipop by @allwaswell16 [E, 4k]

Louis may be throwing a Halloween costume party for a lot of drunk college students, but that doesn’t mean he can’t also hand out candy to trick-or-treaters. He just has to keep people from stealing all the candy--especially the very hot guy in a toga who won’t leave his candy alone.

🎃 David S Pumpkins by LadyLondonderry / @londonfoginacup [NR, 3k]

Louis has a Halloween party to go to, and the perfect outfit to wear. It's a little odd that people in weird clothes keep appearing and disappearing. Skeleton outfits? A three piece suit covered in pumpkins?

Mysterious.

🎃 Messtival by @kingsofeverything [T, 3k]

Harry just wants some good candy for the school's annual fall festival, but someone buys it all before he can get any.

🎃 Cat & Mouse by @jaerie [E, 2k]

It's the one day out of the year that Harry doesn't have to hide and can be himself — at least he thought so. Louis is just a little more observant than he anticipated.

🎃 life's no fun without a good scare by EmmyLouWho [T, 2k]

For the prompt: “I invited a bunch of people over to watch a horror movie and you’re the only one that showed up and it's kind of cute that you hide behind my back every time you hear creepy music”

Halloween fluff ft: the lilac jumper, lots of sweets, and lots of cuddling

🎃 Vintage Suit by @juliusschmidt [M, 666 words]

Louis takes off his Halloween costume.

🎃 Best Couples Costume by @haztobegood [T, 666 words]

“It’s a shame. Halloween is even on Saturday this year,” Liam said. “This was going to be our year! We would’ve won this time.” Harry pouted. “You wish.” Niall teased. “You two haven’t won the best couples costume award yet.”

🎃 A Halloween M(ass)hap by @lululawrence [NR, 666 words]

Harry was never going to forgive Niall. He’d been so distracted by his roommate’s cleaning and fussing while he had been looking for the perfect trousers for Liam’s annual Halloween fancy dress party that he’d not realised the black leather trousers he’d chosen to complete his vampire look were arseless.

Of course there was a no return policy, so he’d done the only thing he could do in order to not waste the money he’d already forked out online for the damn things: he added a cape.

Surely, nothing could go wrong.

#ficrec #1dficvillage #hlsource #hljournal #hlcreators #tracksintheam #trackinghome #trackinghappily #1dsource #yourlarrysource #lululawrence #haztobegood #allwaswell16 #fallinglikethis #juliusschmidt #emmylouwho #jaerie #kingsofeverything #ladylondonderry #crimsontheory #docklands #solitutdeandchaos #berzerkshires #scrunchyharry #perfectdagger #stylinsoncity #lovelarry10 #briamaria #suntomato #femstyles

[thefact0rygirl]

HELLO!!! i hope you are doing well it is deedee / 🥂 anon. i apologise it’s been like seven years. i’m back with a thot i’m tossing around in this little tipsy brain of mine and it is boba (or …any era rex my GOD or din i just like broad men) like. catching u touching urself and u don’t notice for a bit. before being in a relationship. . ur absolutely lost in the sauce and he’s like 😳. bonus bonus points if u say his name or call him daddy. and he’s like ‼️‼️‼️‼️. esp if there was some yearning or distance in the relationship before then. i’m rlly quite drunk i apologise i’m incoherent but i want some big broad man to catch me face down ass up losing my mind and then tease + rail me about it. much love.

ahhhhh deedee my love! 🤍🤍 there is no need to apologize! life is crazy and things get in the way, but i'm so happy to hear from you! i love your thots (drunk or not) they always manage to send me into a fucking spin and ndiucvbrouibgvf you bring the three large men hello sirs i am ready 🫡

how boba, din, and rebels!rex react to accidentally walking in on you

warnings: daddy kink, accidental voyeurism so dubcon by default, reader called princess

18+ under the cut

but ok let's be real - there is a part of you that was curious what would happen if he caught you. cos you knew they would be back soon from whatever the hell he was doing (bounty hunting, slinging joopa, arguing with kanan, etc.) so deciding to have a lil' solo session right before carried a risk of getting caught. but you were excited and wanted to see what would happen.

it's been a steady build-up of flirting, longing looks, and prolonged hugs and touches. you're both falling to the same pool of desire and it's time one of you did something.

and they don't interrupt you when they find you. they're shocked that you would be thinking about them, but you best believe they will bring it up later.

boba be the most direct about it, taking the bait but still somehow making you flustered. he'll bring up casually the next day when you least expect it.

"so...you think i'm daddy?"

you'll be pushing your palms into your eyes and groaning as he chuckles at your response before leaning over to grab your wrists.

he'll call your name, asking you to look at him as he tries to coax your hands away from your eyes.

it's when your situated between his legs when you finally look at him. with his thumbs tracing the pressure points on your wrists, his grip loosens. you have every ability to push away from him, but you don't. he'll move in towards you until you can feel his breath on your face.

"is that you want, princess? for me to be your daddy?"

din, on the other hand, would be the exact opposite. he wouldn't be forward about it like boba.

even though he caught you moaning his name he isn't going to assume you want him like that. it may have been a slip or even his helmet malfunctioning.

din would be respectful as possible when he brought up while also skirting around what he saw. he'd offer to install a lock on your door or something along those lines.

"we're taking a couple days off on nevarro. i could install a lock on your door if you'd like. to give you more privacy."

and you won't catch on because privacy has never really been an issue with din despite the close living space. when you ask why, din fumbles and averts his attention to the weapon he is polishing. he tries to keep his hands busy, something to make him look busy as the words fall out of his mouth.

"i...i, well, i didn't mean to. it was an accident. i heard you, saw you actually, when you were alone."

he'll look up at you when you're quiet and he's worried because he can't read your reaction. you're neutral and it worries him. it was truly an accident but it still doesn't stop that he saw you in a position that you may not have wanted.

he'll start word vomiting just to fill the quiet space until you cut him off. "din. i don't want to leave and i don't want a lock. i want you to join me."

and rip daddy din djarin that will be the last of him.

and finally we have our beloved captain gilf rex. he's like din in that he won't be as forward as boba, but he won't try to skirt around it either.

he'll wait until you both are alone as not to embarrass you. he'll phrase it like a gentle warning, a heads up so you don't end up in this situation with someone else catching you.

"hey kid. you might want to check your door is shut next time you're...alone. i came back yesterday and saw something i don't think you wanted me to see."

you nod, your mind burning with embarrassment. it's awkard after that with you nodding and muttering an "i understand" under your voice. rex turns to leave when you figure, fuck it. he already saw you playing with yourself.

"you should join me next time, captain."

and that makes rex stop and turn around. "w-what?"

his eyes are wide as you take a step towards him. "i'll be alone again tonight. around 9pm. you should join me if you're around."

you kiss his cheek and turn around trying in your power not to sprint back to your room.

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