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so trans people should just be allowed to murder whoever they want?
your brain could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides
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"I can fix him" "I can make him worse" OK well I can sit behind him and wrap my arms around his middle and comfortingly rock him side to side
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at least there are pansies and fairies and faggots and dykes and transsexuals on this earth. thank god.
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what if werewolves were real but they were all heterosexual
what if you didnt send me hate mail
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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
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Actually Minecraft deciding that sleep depravation was gonna make flying demons attack you was realistic as fuck
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goodnight, darling...
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people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now
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what if i just rest my eyes for a second
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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory
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there needs to be more lgbt books written by people who have never heard of twitter
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top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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