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leucoratia · 2 years

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My take on Jojo characters’ sexuality (Part 2)

See part 1 here. I had to make a part 2 because I couln’t fit in all of my tags.

-From part 4 to 5 because I haven’t seen Stone Ocean and the rest yet. But there’s a lotta characters in part 4 and 5 so ey

Tw: mentions of sex, not proofred we die like men.

PART 4: DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE

Josule Higashikata: bisexual demiromantic

Idk. Not really sure about that one so up to be debated. I feel josuke would fuck anyone but romance? Nah you gotta go 45-steps with this man. Takes slowburn to a whole other level.

Okuyasu Nijimura: pure bisexual

Yea he’s bi. Gay for Josuke but bi still. He will za hando and za finger probably anyone. The one and only true bisexual.

Gets no bitches tho sorry Okuyasu you deserved better but you have no game

Koichi, Kira and Yukako: extremely straight

Like have you seen their vibes they’re straight as hell. As for Kira I raise: he literally simps for the Mona Lisa and collects female hands don’t tell me there’s repressed homosexuality here my man is so unhinged if he was gay he would make himself a realistic dildo collection by collecting mumified penises. Kira is STRAIGHT.

(Sorry David Bowie you deserved so much better you queer icon)

Kishibe Rohan: aromantic pansexual

Rohan fucks SEVERELY. At least in theory because we know he got no game he’s 10000% a virgin. Like. Every gender gets our man going in bed but he’s got 0 action bcs have you seen him he might be extremely hot but he’s so damn awkward. His vibes are all over the place. He would probably eat one of your toenails for “art and accuracy”. Hence no one wants to get within a 20-foot radius of Rohan Kishibe. I’d let him hit tho. Then he’ll finally know what sex is like.

Aromantic. Got no time for all that “romance” bs. Literally cringes watching romcoms and seeing couples in the street. People may think it’s because he’s jaleous (no game, remember?) but really he’s just grossed out.

PART 5: GOLDEN WIND

Giorno Giovana: aro-ace king

Our King is declared ARO/ACE. Giorno knows what sex is but doesn’t fuck. He got more important things to deal with, like idk running the fucking italian mafia. His one true love is justice and equality makes him hard. He’s too pure for all of you wretched souls out there. He’d be happy to bromance you though.

Bruno Bucciarati: bi

My sweet prince is also cursed with bisexuality but contrary to other bis such as Polnareff he FUCKS. His tongue game is too insane for him to get no bitches I’m sorry (when did this become a “who has game” tierlist-). Anyways yes Certified Freak Bruno likes everyone his heart and legs are open for all. I don’t feel like he would have a preference for a particular gender but feel free to argue with me in the comments. I wish I had more to write about my blorbo but. Well. No thoughts head empty rn.

Leone Abbacchio: omni

Our man is a proud omnisexual/omniromantic! Plus the flag fits his aesthetic very well so slay king for having the sexuality that goes with your vibe. Honestly yes this label fits. He’s omni. He’s too dead inside to care about gender but keeps it in the back of his mind.

Married to Bruno (canon doesn’t exist sorry) and will def gossip about other ppl with his husband.

Guido Mista: female-leaning bisexual

Tbh Mista doesn’t seem to be the type of person to bother with labels. He just fucks. So here have bisexuality. He would be more into women because of his tendency to bromance every male he encouters but he wouldn’t pass up the opportunity to explore the matters of the flesh with other guys. Slay.

Panacotta Fugo: aro-ace

Our favourite calm and collected guyTM is certified aroace! I have absolutely NO DOUBTS. HE IS AROACE. (sex-repulsed also bcs well trauma and he also legit thinks it’s a disgusting waste of time). May he and Giogio create the perfect aroace mafioso team. Cleanse Italy from all of the wretched and perverted souls like Diavolo and Bucciarati children, gooo.

Narancia Ghirga: polyamorous

I have murdered my brain and soul trying to find a queer orientation for our soft bean Narancia and tbh only polyamorous seems to fit. He want to share the love yk. About his gender preferences? I gave up. I simply cannot concieve Narancia being in a relationship/having sex. No. Too young. Too pure. What do you mean he’s 17 hence older than Fugo/Giorno as well as only two years younger than me? Nope. He’s 12. I don’t give a shit. I will not think about Narancia’s private business ever. He’s just poly take it or leave it.

Diavolo/Doppio: pan

Male Thot Enemy of the State Diavolo and Unhinged Pure Bean Doppio are both PAN! Difference being Diavolo fucks while Doppio gets fucked. Diavolo my blorbo is kind of Dio-like in his attraction. Because he’s a hot dilf he always gets what he wants. Doppio would be more reserved tbh.

Diavolo is secretly a huge sub tho. I rest my case the evidence is in the show.

Trish Una: Lesbian

Bro it’s soooo obvious she’s literally gay as hell I have nothing more to say except that Trish likes GIRLS.

Risotto Nero and Melone: pan as well

Many pansexuals out there and these two are going on the team. Melone in a unhinged way specifically. Risotto wouln’t necessarly label himself, he’d probably be down for everything. Also is there a freak-ass bitch flag? Because these two need it fr. Melone probably has a Christian Grey lookin ass sex dungeon for sure. Melone is a playful switch. Ris a soft switch who secretly likes to bottom. I rest my case once again.

Ghiaccio: gay

Had to make a separate one for Ghiaccio because I cannot imagine this man being into women and generaly female-passing mfs. He’s soooo into men. Extremely homosexual.

I won’t be making headcanons for everyone in La Squadra because I simply do not give a fuck about most of them.

Loving how there is not a single heterosexual in Golden wind. Perfect. Truly the best Jojo part.

Part 3 of this post coming whenever I’ll get up to date on Stone Ocean/SBR/Jojolion Ig. Ask box open as always kids. Please send me headcanons or prompts I’m so fucking bored-

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scary-lasagna · 6 months

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Hey I was wondering if you can do headcanons or a oneshot with Hoodie and Toby with a reader who has bad asthma? Like it dosnt really bother them but when they have a really bad asthma attack it is really bad like for me when I get a bad attack I get lightheaded, shaky, nauseated, and just generally cannot catch my breath to the point it's like I am not even breathing.

Hoodie & Toby

Toby had bad asthma growing up! He collected doctor referrals like pokemon cards, and usually if someone brings up some sort of sickness he has a story to tell about it.

While never having an asthma attack, Lyra had one while Toby was still a little tyke. And it's still scary as hell to think about.

If you start coughing, Toby will stop what he's doing and check on you, and rub your back.

After the discovery of your bad asthma, he researched how to help you in any way that he can.

Toby will lead you with breathing exercises, stretches to help open your airway, and buy you/pick up your medicine on his way home from work.

And while Toby doesn't know how to exactly administer medicine, he'll talk you through any bad episodes you'll have. And by helping you stay calm, you can persevere until the rescue inhaler kicks in to opening up your airway.

It's scary, but knowing that you have someone talking you through the process, and praising you for doing such a good job, it makes you just a little bit more at ease.

It would be so much scarier doing it alone, but Toby is a great cheerleader and will simultaneously give you space as well as hugging you and rub your back until you feel better,

While Toby is the emotional regulator, Hoodie is the prepared go-to for any mis-happenings.

He's a field medic for the manor and mainly the proxies, he can handle any emergency-type situations.

And he's usually the one to stay up late with you hold a nebulizer on your face so you can get a bit of peaceful sleep before your asthma starts to act up again.

But rest assured if anything goes south, Brian will know how to handle it properly.

#i had asthma as a kid and i can still smell the albuterol at 2am and nodding off bc i was tried as hell #asthma #toby #hoodie #brian thomas #creepypasta #creepypasta headcanon #didn't know if i should do romantic or platonic so i tried to keep it as neutral as possible #ticci toby x reader #brian thomas x reader #creepypasta x reader

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tornado1992 · 2 months

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Miles’ tails are way bigger than the rest of his body. That allows him to fly, and even though it makes him look way tinier than he is (and he is already too little for his age) he doesn’t mind.

He will never outgrow his tails, it doesn’t matter how many vitamins he takes or how much physical therapy he gets, spending the first four years of his life living off garbage scraps and eating less than once a day stunted his growth forever.

Good news is that he’ll always be able to fly, bad news is that he’ll never achieve the younger sibling goal of being taller than your older brother.

#Sonic should be happy beamcause he’ll always be the tallest sibling #but he’s not happy about it #he wouldn’t mind being shorter than his lil bro if it meant he could’ve grow properly #but chaos knows it’s a miracle the kid was even alive when he found him #he tried to give the kid everything he needed #but it was already too late to change that #I know you guys like that take on tails being taller than sonic when he reaches his puberty and smthn #and also the one on tails not being able to fly as an adult because he would be way too big for his Tails #but no #his tails are massive and there’s a reason for it #haha his tails needed the few nutrients he could get because they were the part of his body that took the most damage #his tails got most of the very few nutrients he got as a toddler because HELL those tails needed it #so they’ll always be the biggest part of his body #broken bones deep cuts almost bleeding out #but his tails protected him #his tails allowed him to reach for the stars #his tails allowed him to keep up with his big brother #so he doesn’t mind #it does conflict him #but he doesn’t think he would change it #sonic headcanon #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower

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autism-swagger · 3 months

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+ bonus black haired Shadowheart

#cue that one Markiplier clip where he goes 'kitty! you're so portuguese!'#this was mostly just me figuring out how to draw them + some headcanons #originally drew Lae'zel without her warpaint but it made her look like an actual baby so I just included it #Karlach's design is vaguely based on an early design of her that I like #there was originally a human Wyll version but I accidentally deleted it :(#my art #should I put these in the fandoms tags? I'm scared #eh what the hell #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion ancunin #lae'zel #gale dekarios #karlach cliffgate #wyll ravengard #shadowheart

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mispelled · 7 months

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Ty I am saying it! He's also half demon . I present to you Hermie's full natural form

#half asian and half non euclidean trickster yesBUT JODIE IS LEGIT KING OF DEMON HELL JDKSBFKSND #guys. guys guys guys if youre drawing NICKY. you must also not forget that they are BOTH HALF DEMON. YES nickys other half is just human and #YES hermies other half is trickster thing. but they should have the same amounts of demon traits !!#here ill explain real quick. i posted a separate explanation about my demon designs so im not going to go into really deep detail but #basically for herm the black eyes wings and horns are the demon traits and the double ears and extra eye (and eyelash marks) are likely ones #nicky only has the demon traits obviously #anyway i have this whole headcanon about how Hermie's natural form starts to emerge as they travel to his dimensions of origin #taylor too actually but his is less dramatic #anyway herm shifts away most of this on a regular basis but thats the fun about shapeshifting!#anyone who complimented me on my hermie design : ty it changes every single time i draw him fksbdibdksbd #mispelled draws #misp draws #dndaddies #dndads fanart #dndads s2 #dndads season 2 #dndads #dungeons and daddies #hermie unworthy #dndads hermie #hermie the unworthy

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jazeswhbhaven · 4 months

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Dre likes Tequila...so why not offer???

Tell him it was made from the heart of an angel and he obviously won't believe you but will appreciate the attempt and thought behind it.

#whb #what in hell is bad #whb headcanons #whb andrealphus #I should honestly make a 'dre rambles' tag or something

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once-upon-the-earth · 1 month

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Talking about lord of the rings

#getting into a conversation about lotr with somebody and them (very much gay) asking me (fairly straightpassing) if i ship samfro #and me trying to explain that i dont and why i dont without having to come out as aro is a new circle of hell #i ended up just lying lmao #i did say i headcanoned bilbo as aro tho and they were fine with it (even did a little thinky face and went “yeah i could see that”) so idk #maybe i should try explaining #lord of the rings #lotr #frodo #frodo baggins #sam gamgee #samwise gamgee #lotr samwise #lotr frodo #samfro #samfrodo #frodo and sam

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ladynicte · 1 year

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Bianca and Nico being stillborns, because no matter how badly Hades wanted to actually be there for their birth, he just couldn't make it, so instead, the second they are born their souls get picked up by Thanatos, so Hades can see them.

It's only for a minute at most, where Maria cradles her children to her chest, and they don't cry or breathe, they are cold, and their hearts don't beat.

And then, just as quickly, their souls are returned to the world of the living, and they give their first cry of life.

Afterwards, when Maria is introducing her children to their father directly for the first time, and giving Hades the scolding of his inmortal life simultaneously, for scaring her like that, Hades doesn't really have anything to say on his defense, except that he just couldn't wait to meet his children.

And well, Nico takes after his father, Hazel learns that better than ever before, when her own child is a stillborn, and Nico's only defense is that he was way too excited to meet his little nephew, he just couldn't wait.

Hazel swears that if she didn't love her brother so much, she would kill him herself, just for scaring her like that.

#this is thinking about a god nico scenario actually but i guess it works even with normal mortal nico so yeah #nico di angelo #bianca di angelo #hazel lavesque #hades #maria di angelo #pjo #when it happens with bianca the first time maria is genuinely really scared and upset at hades for it but during Nico's birth shes already #more sorta prepared for it she still gives hades one hell of a scolding for it tho #Thanatos on the other hand is rather glad that he gets a change of pace for once he likes his boss's kids #luna's headcanons #charonte is upset because he thinks he should have been the one to take them actually

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cosmicstarlatte · 8 months

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I feel like Diavolo would have a willy wonka & the chocolate factory Halloween party. Like the little ds are right there, lil oompa loompas. 😭❤️

meanwhile Lucifer is on board at the mere mention of factory

#Dark turn: also imagine a very fucked up factory bc it's hell so you get some SAW shit going on too lmao #I'm sorry I can't be normal 😔#obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me shitpost #obey me diavolo #obey me crack #obey me imagines #obey me scenarios #◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic obey me . ⊹#Have they ever made an event like this?? If not they should!!

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breakandbuildfiction · 28 days

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Friends On The Other Side

As much as they don’t like it, Sam, Tucker, and Jazz know that there are parts of Danny’s life that they aren’t a part of. So when he asks if they want to meet some of his other friends they quickly say yes. And while they expected his other friends to not be human, they didn’t expect them to not be ghosts either. Where did Danny say they met again?

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seagull-scribbles · 1 year

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Sibling Knuckles and Amy my beloved ♥️

[old version here]

#sth #knuckles the echidna #amy rose #rushed af #haven’t done any digital art for 3 weeks so this was nice #rushed but nice #anyway I’m back #this is so so messy but I rushed it so that’s fine #totally a style choice #I have so so many headcanons for these two but last time I drew them it was so bad so it was nice to try again #not even going to link the old one you’ll have to go out your way for that mess #this is much better anyway it shows their relationship as I see it better anyway #nvm tumblr had them linked in related posts so may as well….#I still think Amy should be a power type #and knuckles should be a healer #pry that hc out of my cold dead hands I dare you #i think amy is the ine who introduces knuckles to things from modern society like slefies and coffee shop frappes and roller skating #steriotypical fun teenage girl things because sonic and tails couldnt be less interested but knuckles is always keep to learn #and then knuckles doesnt share echidna secrets but hell tell amy abiut the chaos energy he can sence and what its like #how to read chao and the best ways to interact with them #sparring positions and play fights #if he starts trying to learn a craft from his ancestors he'll tell amy when he next sees her & she'll come up with modern solutions to help #he cooks for her and can some a few really nice things #shes the one to notice first when hes feeling overwhelmed or overstimulated and anxious #and this is all before forces where they grew closer #amy gets asked on a tv interview whos she have ealk her down the isle and without hesitation she says knuckles #sonic may have had to most influence on her but once she understood knuckles isnt as grumpy as he appears they got closer quicker #he diesnt run away from her #i cant find much content for these two so if you guys wanna comment some headcanons below id love to hear them

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gouinisme · 10 months

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melanie designs through the years

#glasses are so hard to draw :c #i feel like i should have given her more piercings #my like. headcanon was that she was getting an excessive amount of piercings as a form of subconscious self arm during her bullet era #but i feel like i should have given her more #cuz those look cool as hell #melanie king #the magnus archives #fada.art #krita #digital art #melanie tma #also gave her silly reflective glasses so that ppl stop being weird about her eyes #i'm assuming she didnt have the time to get prosthetic eyes during the like. two watcher free weeks she got #i'll probably change her design in the fanart pieces i wanna do #bc who give a shit

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yonemurishiroku · 1 year

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If Nico and Reyna and Thalia don’t hold tight to each other and cry until their eyes dry for Jason’s death than what is the point?

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mithseafowl · 1 year

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Little theory that has been rotting in my brain for a while: when Dazai created all those AUs in the book , he didn't change one variable - Chuuya. Now idk whether this was intentional for a greater reason or whether because Dazai would want his dog to stay with him.

So the book can be counted more as a singularity in the BSD universe rather than an ability. This is because Dazai is able to touch it and write in it without nullifying it.

So how does this link to chuuya? Chuuya is also arahabaki - the god of destruction sealed in a human vessel. If a god is possible in the BSD universe, then there could be multiple gods. Another thing to note is that the book creates worlds - it can essentially be the god of creation sealed in an object. So we have two opposing forces : creation and destruction which balance each other out.

Now keeping this mind let's go back to the original question, Why didn't Dazai change Chuuya in every universe? My theory is that Chuuya can break away from the book's rules. He literally has an opposing force of an ability that can either destroy and collapse the world by his actions.

If he can't be tied to the book, WHY does he stay with Dazai in beast?

I think the beast AU is the one AU where Dazai didn't change any outcomes except for one or two, making it canon to the original timeline as possible. The beast AU is basically a mirror of the original universe.

#soukoku #bungo gay dogs #dazai osamu #bsd soukoku #bungo stray dogs #bungo stray dogs dazai #chuuya x dazai #bungou stray dogs chuuya #skk #angst #bungo stray dogs headcanons #they should be together #like chuuya is best boy but is he the sexiest man on this list? hell no #they deserve it #theories and headcanons #theories that rot inside my mind lol #i want a fanfic like this #fuck it i might write one myself

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timechange · 5 months

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The more I think about it, the more confident I am that it’s only LP!Marty that has the chicken / coward complex.

If you think about it, TP!Marty has no reason to worry about being called cowardly because he’s very strong, vocal, and upstanding. He knows he’s strong, but he worries about being insignificant, inferior, and “no good.” Red and I have talked about how Marty has absolutely gotten into fights for Doc before, and we know that the boy has an attitude about him from canon. He’s had to fend for himself; of course he’s capable of stepping up and defending himself and others when necessary.

LP!Marty on the other hand… we don’t really know much about him. However, I’d imagine growing up with someone like LP!George as your dad, someone who’s known for being incredibly courageous, and with siblings like LP!Dave (with his high-powered office job in his early 20s) and LP!Linda (with her social butterfly heartbreaker reputation) would cast a very long shadow.

Maybe that’s the root of LP!Marty’s insecurities instead, and it’s another thing that TP!Marty, my default Marty, can never understand.

#ooc.#headcanon.#i’m on mobile so i’ll tag my verses later but i’m thinking about this.#the idea of somebody being like ‘what are you chicken’ to post-film marty #and and marty just being like ??? the hell kinda preschool insult is that #while everyone else just watches so so confused #i should thread or drabble this with someone (looking at you red)

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mediterraneanmenace · 8 months

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Height Chart ref. WIP

Listen;

My Raphael's cambion form is tall. Like, 9'1" tall, more or less. I just think it makes him more imposing 👀

Azarel, Raph's "beloved" is 7'1".

Astarion (which I will add later) keeps his canon height of 5'9". I always wanted him to be the one who gets picked up and protected okay 😭

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #wip #Azarel the Hell-Touched #Raphael bg3 #that height difference... it's ok she's built strong #idk I always felt like Raph should have been bigger in cambion form #i like to think he can just shapeshift said form a bit like with height #or hair color since they patched it to black with the newest patch...#just gonna headcanon it's him playing with his looks LMAO #Azarel's clothes are actually Raphael's but magically shrunk to fit her #can you imagine him wearing that....

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