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rheya28 · 9 months

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My Love Selena - Chapter Two, pt 3

Selena " 2 cups of flour....2 teaspoon of baking soda...sugar..." Brows furrowed, lips pursed, the summer sun beaming through the window...Selena follows the carrot cake recipe carefully. One by one, she gathers all the ingredients and starts baking. Richard "Hey you....what are you making?" Selena (measuring the flour) "Shhhh...." Richard frowns. He walked over behind Selena and wrapped his arms around her waist. Selena is now trapped in between Richard and the counter. Selena (trembles) "You're distracting me..."

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theygender · 4 months

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If I reblog anything weird please feel free to alert me, I'm currently sick and on medications that make me drowsy/confused so some things are not fully processing for me when I read them

#reblogged a post earlier like telling people to stop being mean if they want friends and i thought it all seemed okay #but i guess my brain turned off after the line that was like #'the worst case scenario is actually not that you end up alone but that you end up with other mean people'#bc i didnt realize that it directly followed that up with 'and end up a drug addict' until one of my followers just pointed it out ☠️#so. thank you to the follower that pointed that out. i cant remember your username unfortunately #we do not demonize addicts in this household so i have deleted the post #but if anyone else notices any weird stuff like that on my blog feel free to let me know bc it almost certainly was not on purpose #i maybe shouldnt be on tumnlr rn but its easier than playing video games #and watching youtube/tv/etc just keeps making me fall asleep :(#rambling

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occult-roommates · 10 months

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they're WHAT

#can't let a sims five seconds alone i swear to god #and i cant stop them i am not in control of their household im playing with rudi's family #elouan's rambling

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diegoshargrieves · 7 months

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listening to my parents talk about me is so fucking funny. "she's dealt with us for so long that at this point she's done. she's mentally checked out from having to give a shit about anyone. can you believe how corruptible she is just because she's almost an adult and she thinks that we're not her problem anymore?"

like man you are literally so close. so fucking close.

#no it's not that ive dealt with everyone for my whole life and now im selfish and dont want to give a shit about anyone anymore #its that ive dealt with everyone my entire life ive been an emotional support pillar ive been rotting in this toxic dysfunctional household #ive been a third parent ive stepped in for my dad when he spontaneously decides to be a deadbeat ive supported my mom without fail #whenever shes needed it for years. ive dealt with everyones fits of mania & psychosis & breakdowns & chronic pain & depressive episodes #ive had my mental illness trivialized and belitted and downplayed. im exhausted and traumatized and so fucking burned out #of course it looks like ive given up on everyone from the outside because im struggling !! im struggling mentally and emotionally #and its spilling out in all the wrong ways and they just see it as me letting my anger ruin my character and everyone else around me #they dont care if theres something wrong with me even though im throwing out signs and cries for help literally wherever i can #they just care that theyre affected by it and inconvenienced by my deteriorating mental condition #they think this mentally ill freak is just what i am at this point and they cant stop emotionally blackmailing me #by reminiscing about how i used to be so kind and optimistic. i wish they would just fucking see me for once #ive played the role of the good emotional support eldest daughter my entire life. why didnt they think it would blow up at some point #and when i have tried opening up in moments of severe emotional vulnerability they just throw it back in my face later on #while simultaneously telling me i just need to change my outlook on life because im still young and cant define myself by childish problems #mom you are depressed and anxious you should recognize it better than anyone. you should be able to see it for what it is #instead of telling me to go spend a week volunteering at a cancer hospital so i can go see what real problems exist for people in the world #and what other people are going through and maybe ill come out with a new appreciation for life #mom just bc people are dying of cancer doesnt mean i can't be depressed just bc other people have it worse doesnt mean i cant have it bad #im so fucking tired!#3 am vent post yippee i am going to regret oversharing on the internet so badly when i wake up tmrw

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urfavstargirl · 10 months

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stop playing the victim. ★

⚠️ caution: tough love post ahead, this is a lot more rude than my usual content

you're mad again that you don't see results in the 3d, it seems like everyone on tumblr is entering the void, getting their results in the 3d and shifting to alternate realities,but for some reason you can't do it. "what am i doing wrong?" you think. "something must be wrong with me, why can everyone get their desires but i cant?!"

look, i don't wanna be mean, but you're not special.

"but star my circumstances are CRAZY, like never imaginable like i just can't manifest with them 😪😪" it doesn't matter if you have suuuper intricate and special circumstances. you must not understand the power of this community. people have manifested out of physically ab*sive households, mentally ab*sive households, poverty, bullying, everything. why do you think they can all do it but you can't? people who get results aren't cherry picked by the universe as people who are good at manifesting.

stop playing the victim. "the universe must have problems with me!" "i think i'm the only one who can't manifest..." YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL. EVERYONE CAN MANIFEST. there are just some people who know how to get out of their victim mentality and start applying all the information that they've consumed.

understand how privileged you are. think about all the people you know, your family members, friends, probably people you've passed on the street, and how they don't know about loass. i don't know for sure, but i'm pretty sure i've seen bloggers saying that only 1% of people actually apply/believe in loass. you're so privileged to have been guided by the universe to this community, to understand loass. there are people out there who don't even know that they can completely change literally everything about their life simply by changing their mindset.

so go get out of ur victim mentality and get your dream life babe 😘

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white-poppie · 1 year

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ST✩RBOY: random hxh hcs

Now playing- STARBOY by The weekend ft. Killua, Kurapika, Chrollo, Illumi Tw: dissociation

💿 Kurapika

The most perfect man there is to exist!!?!!

So I know Kurapika had to almost grow up by himself, so I think he can handle household chores very well.

I would like to think that he somehow discovers baking. I just know he would be good at it <3

I just know he has super pretty cursive handwriting -sighs dreamily-

If you hug him, I know he would be so hesitant, but would slowly nuzzle deeper. If you were close to him and finally hug him, he would literally try his best to hold back tears (Please tell him, it's okay to cry!)

He smells so good omfg. I can't decide between Vanilla or some earthy smell, either way, it's so comforting yet at the same time it's like *eyes roll to the back of head*

You can read this for more scent hcs: Serenade my Senses

Call him pretty boy and he would be so shocked the first time, but as he gets used to it, he gives coy smile <33

I like the think it takes him a long time to get comfortable, but when he does it's so soft that it feels like breathing air. He is so touch-starved tho, so I can imagine him getting clingy after a while. (same bro same)

He is the knuckle and neck kisses type of dude *cue the flusters*

He hates Andrew Tate and his fans like he would go spit on them if could, this guy has the most healthy masculinity in all of anime and I love him for that.

Doesn't really understand the concept of memes tbh, he needs some explaining but he will laugh a little when you send them, he will once in a blue moon send memes but only the cat ones.

(realises how much I wrote for him while about to write more. This man has me on a chokehold frfr)

💿 Killua

He has trans-supporting t-shirts for him and Alluka. They are all matching.

Takes Alluka to pride parades! He has them sat on his shoulder the entire time too!!

Cant comfort a person even if his life depends on it. If you are crying he is just there like 🧍, awkwardly offering you some chocolate robots tho.

He just can't sit without moving every second! Literally a cat 😒

Older! Killua around 16-17 is a massive flirt! He is so quick to pull out reactions from anyone and takes a sick pleasure in it too??

Calls himself 'The Rizz lord' unironically.

His top Spotify artists would be Chase Atlantic, Mother-mother, The Scotts, Nirvana, Mitski and the Arctic Monkeys. Basically really an alt-rock/indie thing going on (us bro.)

💿 Chrollo

Mansplain, Manslaughter, Manwhore, Manipulate, Malewife ™️

Reads macabre literature like Crime and Punishment, No longer human, if we were villains, the secret history etc.

Tbh I feel like unlike how the fandom portrays him, he is a rather normal dude.

Gothic Academia ultra pro max.

Did the Soldier/Poet/King test, wanted 'king' but got 'poet'

Doesn't have pets because he thinks he can not take care of them

He loves animals tho, idk he seems the birds type of guy.

He likes the 'ominous' kind of birds more; like Ravens, Crows, Vultures and eagles.

Listens to Lana Del Ray and Maneskin, no questions asked.

Is scared of diving into conspiracy theories because he knows he would get sucked into the black hole because he is very interested in morbid things.

He is a DC fan, especially Gothan chronicles. (is that what it's called? Yk the things related to Gotham: joker, poison ivy, harlequin etc.)

Tried journalling once, failed terribly, and stopped after a week.

💿 Illumi

Oh wow, he is a difficult one to write about, but you guys love him, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I hate to say this, but I think he frequently dissociates, usually for very short periods of time, he doesn't even know it tbh, just thinks he is out of the element.

He is subconsciously under a lot of stress so his mind tries to flee from it by dissociating.

I wrote a little more about this here: Stuck in a vicious cycle

I think he likes potted plants, especially succulents. He is patient so I can see him take care of even the very difficult ones.

If he is going on a mission, he would go to his mother (because he cannot trust his siblings and father in this matter) like 'take care of my child.'

She actually manages to keep it alive somehow??

I think he knows how to do origami (he saw a child making a paper crane once and got curious.)

Illumi genuinely doesn't know how to care for his hair, he just follows whatever his mom tells him to do, so thank Kikuyo for those luscious tresses.

He has a hyper-fixation on mushrooms (not the psychedelic kind you weirdo). He knows the names of a lot of mushrooms.

Just imagine him and Hisoka taking walk and he randomly spots a mushroom and mumbles to himself 'Coprinus comatus'

and Hisoka is like:

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zaynesaurora · 1 month

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dr. zayne eats pussy like a MAN!!! bro devours it like he’s on death row and that’s his last meal. he loves when you tug on his hair and close your thighs on his head. he grips onto your hips to stop you from squirming. he definitely doesn’t stop after he’s made you cum. he keeps going despite you trying to squirm and push his head away (of course when you tell him to stop he does because *consent is sexy*) bro could spend hours between your legs, his eyes gazing up at you, watching all of your reactions.

ps. i feel like aftercare with zayne would be sooo soft and sweet. like he would clean you up, get you some fresh water and perhaps some snacks as well. obviously he’d make you go pee afterwards (no UTIs in this household), he would snuggle up with you and caress you. playing with you hair and telling you how good you were for him and how much he loves you. zayne swears to himself that he’s gonna marry you someday fr. he can’t imagine a life without his sweetheart <3

(MDNI)

— dr zayne said take out? ❌ eat out! ✅ im struggling to formulate a response you’ve made me nervous ajhdsj everything you said is very correct though his personality in general is kinda intense so i cant imagine him being any different when he’s in love 🥰🥰 maybe abit more filthy when you start planning for a family, he a breeder , what who said that?

#asks—#i love my anons i never know what im gonna get #love and deepspace smut

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luna0713hunter · 3 months

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Tell me a lie

Part 1

Modern au!Choso x reader,breakup,angst,hurt/comfort,happy ending i promise

The day you break up with Choso, ironically,is the anniversary of the day you two met.

Breaking up with Choso,was easy;you two weren't real couples to begin with. The whole thing only started out as a joke;since the two of you kept getting hit on in College almost every day,you thought it'll be a funny idea to play pretend with your best friend.

"what if we pretend to date?i bet that'll help us out."

It was a joke. A stupid, thoughtless joke.

A joke,that got real too fast.

"what if we did?"

So you did. At that time,it seemed like the best idea; after all,you and Choso never had any romantic feelings toward one another,so it wouldn't hurt right?

But breaking up did hurt. No matter what.

Falling in love with Choso was easy. Of course it was;he was the kindest guy you've ever knew. He was your best friend since the first semester in college,and the only guy you could rely on.

Falling in love with Choso was easy, because you've always loved him deep in your heart.

The sky was blue,night was dark,and you loved Choso Kamo.

Simple as that.

But as you watch Choso stare down at his hands across yours on the small table tucked in the corner of a cozy cafe,you cant help but to wonder how easy it would be to reach out and wrap your fingers around his.

But no. You wont do that; because that wasnt the deal. You both had agreed that after college ends,so does your fake relationship. And thats why you're here;to end whatever was going on between the two of you.

"so...thats it." You clear your throat,trying to muster enough courage for an awkward smile, "the last day of college. "

Choso doesnt say a word.

"what,uh,what would you do now?"

Your eyes remain on the way his long, elegant fingers tap against the coffee mug he's holding.

Tap,tap,tap

"I'll look for job. Take care of Yuji."

"oh yeah!you mentioned he's gonna live with you from now on,must be exciting!"

And finally,Choso looks up. And how you wished he'd continue to look at you forever.

"if we're done here,i should go pick up Yuji from his daycare."

And you just nod, dumbfounded as he grabs his coat and pays for both of your drinks. You dont say a word,not until he's almost out of the door,before glancing back at you with the smallest,most forced smile you've ever seen from him.

"it was nice being with you,y/n. Take care."

"you too Choso..."

I Love you

You dont say. Instead,you just sit there,staring out of the cafe window as the first snowflakes of winter start to fall.

And if you've shed a tear or two,no one would know.

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"yes!yes thank you so much!!! I'll head straight there!!!"

As you rush to the nearest bus stop,you check the address your friend has sent you. If you took the bus right now,you would be there in no time!

Why the rush?

Lets just say,job hunting was going nowhere. So as soon as your friend from college mentioned she knew someone who needed a sitter for their sibling,you jumped at the opportunity.

As you get off the bus,you double check the location your friend has sent you and smile;the house is nothing big,just a regular household you see on streets. The front yard has few flowers and plants,and when you ring the doorbell,your heart beats loudly against your ribcage.

The door swings open,and when you dont see anyone in front of you, you raise your brow until you hear a tiny,excited voice calling for you.

"Hi y/n!!"

Your eyes draws downward,and you let out a small squeak;the small boy standing in front of you is nothing but adorable. His spikey pinkish hair is messy,and his big brown eyes are so innocent. There are scratches and small bruises on his cheeks,arms and knees,and the huge, blinding smile he's giving you makes anyone's heart melt.

But that's not the reason you're almost having a heart attack no.

The reason is-

"Yuji!i told you not to open the door without me!!"

Yuji,the small boy turns around and smiles sheepishly.

"Sorry,Choso-nii!"

You swallow,and as you're wondering if its too late to turn around and run,the man himself,Choso freaking Kamo opens the door wider and upon seeing you,grows quiet.

There's an awkward moment where neither of you say anything.

"...y/n. Why are you here..?"

You cough,and hold up your phone for him to see.

"Remember Yuki,from college?she told me her friend needed a sitter for his younger sibling...so.."

"You're my new sitter,y/n?!"

The small squeal has you melting and you knee in front of Yuji and ruffle his hair.

"hey Yuji,i see you still remember me."

The boy gives you a toothy grin, showing you he's missing a few,and nods.

"Big bro always talks about you-"

"Yuji," Choso's calm voice snaps both of your heads his way, "why dont you go watch tv while we speak?"

Yuji,the ever polite kid he is,rushes inside. Leaving you alone with your kinda-friend who you haven't seen in six months.

Not since your break-up.

When Choso clears his throat,you nervously glance up at him and hate the way your heart throbs,even after six months.

You still love him.

"so," he awkwardly steps aside, "want a cup of tea?"

#jujutsu kaisen #choso x you #jjk choso #choso x reader #choso kamo x reader #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen fanfic #jujutsu kaisen x reader

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cherylmaso · 11 months

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how to get a grip and write soap non cringeworthy (by a glaswegian lass)

this may or may not be half a rant. but. okay. okay. i made a post like this before, but i kinda wanted to detail it a little more as i've seen posts like these popping up, but made by english people.

so i'm gonna make one about being scottish for non scots and how to more accurately portray soap as scottish. this is probably mostly aimed at people from tiktok, so feel free to share it around. this is also educational as well as light-hearted and is meant to be taken as such, don't get offended or just be fr

1.) okay, i'm gonna start off by saying... some of these unintentional(or intentional) stereotypes are fucking mind blowing. i'm not one to necessarily get offended by things like this, but i think it's worth mentioning. not all of us play bagpipes, or run around wearing kilts... or - for the love of god - RUN AROUND SCREAMING "SCOTLAND FOREVER." honestly..... it's so odd? i know you would be heavily offended if i called you a fat american, but really what's the difference?

(also the scotland forever is so cringe. i've never in my entire life heard anyone from this country say that)

2.) since i don't think there's any canon of where soap was specifically brought up in scotland(city-wise), i'll have to go off accents and his voice actor for this point. which is alright with me, because scottish accents can be very easily identified.

a lot like the english, scottish people can have MANY varying accents, and a lot of varying phrases. for example, someone down in ayrshire might say "i ken" instead of "i know" whereas people from glasgow usually wouldn't. you catch me?

...now, soap. soap would not go around saying certain phrases. from what i hear, he sounds glaswegian/edinburgh, which is east/west of scotland. the tiniest... TINIEST... bit of research will unveil a plethora of things that people from there would actually say.

aye/yes, naw/no, cannae/cant, could'nae/couldn't, fizzy drink/soda, how/why(this one is weird)..... that's an extremely small portion but you get the point. the scots talk EXTREMELY different than americans do, we have new words for almost everything.

and, before i lose my mind, PLEASE STOP HAVING SOAP REFER TO HIS MOTHER AS MOM. thank you.

3.) the general cringe. i've literally seen people say he would refer to himself as a big scotty boy. no one in scottish history has ever referred to themselves as that unironically. ever. again, circling back to the similarities between the english and scottish, we both have very sarcastic/edgy/cynical humour. ours won't be the same as the americans. our definition of sarcasm differs from yours. headcanons are fine, sometimes, but it's so out of character most of the time if you aren't from the country. bro would NOT spend his free time listening to lana del rey but don't let that stop you from saying he would LMAO

4.) we don't call ourselves british. i mean, some of us do(if yer a bastartin tory x), but most of us will literally get offended if you call us british. we'd all just much rather call ourselves scottish. don't ask me why.

5.) also! please educate yourself on how to properly use scottish slang. the amount of things that just genuinely do not make sense is appalling. it takes two seconds. also my dms are always open... feel free to ask a literal glaswegian lass. context also matters. if you don't know what you mean, just shut the fuck up x

6.) ...he wouldn't be a tory. none of them would be fucking tories. none of them would be sad about the queen. i know americans can't comprehend we don't actually worship the queen in britain, but considering they all probably grew up in some form of poverty or just a bad household, they just wouldn't be tories. or they literally wouldn't care.

7.) props to codie for this point. circling back to the stereotypes, i think it's MENTAL to see what you guys think are "funny" and "relatable" when really, you're absolutely perpetrating harmful scottish stereotypes. ha ha you are so funny when you make jokes about soap being really aggressive and a "gremlin" and an alcoholic and ahahha scotland forever and ahahahha he has bagpipes as his alarm clock... sorry but it's really not as funny as you think it is. like, there's a line and a lot of the time all you cunts online love crossing it with your poorly written headcanons and tiktok videos. i think a lot of you deserve to be told that it's not okay. i know you would all cry if we done the same and also it's just kinda embarrassing

8.) learn our culture but don't forget theres so much more to it. this isn't even primarily about scotland culture but more so british culture as a whole. it's completely different from any other culture and it's also not super hard to do your research. kinda hard to explain if you're not part of it but yk what i mean. sometimes it's obvious to me that you guys don't care to educate yourself and don't care to understand different cultures but i appreciate those that do lol

9.) where soap is from, he wouldn't speak gaelic either. i'm sorry, he just wouldn't. not really a thing in big cities. it's scots he would speak, and there's a difference. don't say they're the same things or you """prefer""" to call gaelic scots. yes someone actually said that LMFAOO. scottish gaelic isn't just saying aye and naw either. jesus fuckign christ x if you don't understand the difference or what you're even saying then just don't say anything LMAO

that's all for now. i'll probably randomly think of other stuff to add, but for now it's currently 5am and i cba. sorry if theres mistakes/typos, again, cba x

also if u get offended u need to get a grip and this is obvs aimed at u. ok have a good day pookie bears xx

(i promise i don't have a problem with americans but it's funny how it's always you guys)

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vynlqwv · 1 year

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LIVING W/ THE HAYAKAWA'S (denji,power,aki)

warnings : swearing, mentions of cat poop

gender neutral reader

• living w/ them is absolute chaos 😨

• you'll be incharge whenever aki is out going grocery shopping and sometimes he brings you all to grocery shopping bc why not

• whenever aki is not there denji and power will always cause chaos in the household

• they end up accidentally breaking almost everything and u try to like stop them from breaking anything in general

• but you guys always have a good time hanging out w/ eachother

• you guys play video games almost all the time and you guys place bets like "if i win, you guys have to do my chores for me!!" or like "if i win and you guys loose, you have to clean meowy's poop for me!!!"

• they would cheat or not do any of the rules in board games, 100%.

• but denji will actually do good if he learns how to play the game and can get a little frustrated in games but in general, good sport

• aki is just chill, dosent get mad whenever he looses

• i think power might end up eating the pieces for the board games, example : chess, checkers, snake and ladders, etc and would never play by the rules

• random pictures of u guys in ur cameral roll

• in general, you guys would always have a good time cause u guys like eachotehrs company

a/n : i cant think of anything else i would prob make part 2 if someone requests 😨

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wlwinry · 6 days

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3,8,9, and 11 for fabian? answer as many or as little as youd like :3

well im gonna answer all of them i cant be stopped

3. Obscure headcanon

he's been at sea since he was born until age sixteen so im convinced he's not nearly as good with tech was he pretends to be. he has no idea what his crystal's functions are beyond texting calling and gaming which is part of why its constantly on mute. bro doesnt know how to use it

8. Unpopular opinion about them

i think the being at sea for that long was stupid actually. i know i have a headcanon based off of it but it annoys me so much and also reinforces my belief that the seacaster household is. not safe for fabian at all. real easy to build hero worship in the kid meant to be your legacy when he has no one around to challenge that or protect him.

9. Scene that first made me love (or hate) the character

mmm i already said one but the second one that made me this crazy was for sure leviathan. esp the scene where lou is laughing but playing fabian as breaking down and the response from the other characters (and players) is just. to laugh at him to slap him to bring up the guy he's terrified of. i was horrified but on a writing level intrigued and i wanted to dig into that more and also the psyche of a kid who just fell from the greatest heights and is being mocked for it. it just hurt so bad

11. Faceclaim for the role

regrettably i am not a faceclaim person so i have no answer for this

characters hcs ask post!

#ask meme #d20 #ask game #fabian seacaster

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bellamer · 16 days

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Drew Pickles and Dillanne. Pickles was hard as fuck to draw and I am terrible at drawing kids so like Dillanne didn’t come out perfect either but there

More things about her and her relationship I guess:

- When Dillanne was born, Charles searched for her other father and found him in hopes of convincing Pickles to give her to him, making the other father sign an NDA and then paying him off to take care of the problem (it took forever for him to warm up to her since he kinda has a job to make sure accidental babies can’t stick around) . Only to find out that her other father had been killed a week after sleeping with Pickles when a Duncan Hills Coffeehouse was struck by a massive earthquake that killed everyone inside. The man also had no other relatives they could pawn her off to.

- When she gets older she develops kiddie glaucoma at around five and instead of letting her straight up smoke like Pickles did as a kid, Charles manages to convince Pickles to let her ingest just a little tiny bit of an edible that’s just enough to lower her eye pressure because for some reason Dethklok’s scientists can’t find a cure for glaucoma.

- When Dethklok is drinking and partying, when she’s not with her Klokateer nannies, she likes to sit in Charles’ office because it’s quiet. He’ll give her a coloring book, some graham crackers and a juice and just let her sit there because she stays quiet

- When she’s older she gets home schooled for security and safety reasons because who knows what dark organization is going to try to kidnap her or something.

- When she was one, she once managed to wander outside towards a pack of yard wolves and when Pickles’ noticed she was gone and had made her way outside, he saw red stuff on the grass and he thought his daughter had been mauled to death by the yard wolves but no, the yard wolves were being friendly with her and the red stuff was a jelly packet she had grabbed from the kitchen and the yard wolves were licking it off of her.

- She’s used as another reason by Pickles’ parents as to why he’s a failure since, he’s a single parent because, in his mom’s words “At least Sethy is married and raising his child in a two parent household !” when Seth is always out drinking and partying in Australia and Amber barely looks up from her phone to pay attention to the kid. And even though Pickles dotes on his daughter Molly still considers him a failure because he’s a single parent.

- Her favorite uncle is Skwisgaar because, in her words, “Uncle Skwis looks like a princess”. Skwisgaar absolutely hates it but cant say no to her when she asks to play Princesses. He reluctantly agrees but only if he gets to be a Queen instead of a princess

- Toki is her second favorite uncle because he always has toys in his room and is willing to play with her.

- Nathan is her third favorite uncle because he’s tall and lets her ride on his shoulders. It got her to stop crying when Pickles was hungover and she ran away from her nannies and bumped into him. Now it’s just their thing.

- Murderface and her have a strained relationship because he absolutely doesn’t care for kids at all but one time when things got a little too rowdy at a meet and greet (she was there because her assigned nanny was violently decimated at that nights concert) unruly fan broke through security and managed to touch her and Murderface was the one to punch the fan in the face and get her away. So he cares a little.

- Despite the older family members issues, she’s actually pretty chill with Seth’s kid, who I have decided to name Cody. At family gathers she and Cody don’t have issues despite her grandparents treating him better than her because in all honesty, Cody doesn’t care for his Grandma’s constant doting and finds it annoying.

#metalocalypse #metalocalypse oc #metalocalypse fanart #metalocalypse headcanons #pickles the drummer #pickles metalocalypse #charles foster offdensen #charles offdensen #skwisgaar skwigelf #nathan explosion #toki wartooth #william murderface #seth metalocalypse #seth’s kid #amber metalocalypse #trans pickles

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l0ves1ckf0ol · 2 years

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BETTER

summary :: you calling mike out on his bs & comforting will

genre :: fluff w will

male!reader x will byers (WOMEN DNI)

you didn't know what happened, you were in mike's basement playing dnd with will, mike and lucas. lucas and mike seemed uninterested so you were trying your best to make the campaign more interesting then will got tired, got up to leave and you heard yelling, specifically mike being a douche and you have had enough.

you only arrived to the point of the argument when will stormed off with his bike, knowing damn well you cant bike for shit.

you turn to mike, the urge to punch him thrumming into your irritation. "why the fuck would you do that?" you ask him, trying to contain your anger from your tone. "wh- are you taking his side?" he yells at you, that was what made you click. "shut up wheeler! i know you guys have girlfriends, i know you have priorities but seriously? do you even know what he went through?" you argue practically fuming, mike clearly pissed off by this proceeds to say, "yeah! he went missing for a week in the most scariest place ever, he got possessed by the mind flayer."

you scoff, "he was robbed of a perfectly good and normal childhood because of stupid monsters! he's used to want to play with you guys because he wants to relive his childhood. not just that but our friendship, how it used to be, before el, before he went missing and before you became the most fucked up best friend i have ever fucking seen." you say to him, jabbing your pointer finger on his chest over and over again.

it was only the rain and the silence, he was frozen to the spot. "i'm going after him." you lean back with a sigh, "let me take-" you sent him a glare, he stopped talking. "you have done enough, i'm gonna do will better." you mutter to him, grabbing an umbrella from the hamper and opened it, beginning to head to the byers household first.

you have been to everywhere will would have disappeared to, the arcade, the byers and the records store. but he wasn't there so you went to a place you never have went to ever since he went missing. it was getting dark but, you couldn't just leave will.

you arrived to castle byers, sweating in your armpits and socks wet from rain. you saw the small wooden hut destroyed, will doing the destroying to be exact. he was punding a large stick on to the wooden hut, completely tearing the entrance.

you immediately ran to him and sheltered his figure with the umbrella in your hand. he seemed to have notice, turning around, red nose- face wet, you could tell he had been crying- it wasn't just evident due to the rain. a sight that broke you internally, making you furious at mike once again.

"mike is a jerk." you tell him and he only stays silent for a while then grabbed you by your neck to hug you. "thank you for trying to make the campaign more interesting for them." he whispers, you could only catch a little of it though, it was still pouring. "yeah and i hate the fact that you biked away, you know i can't bike!" you scoff taking his shoulders by your hands and forced him to look at you. "i looked all over for you." you say to him, dead in the eye. he looked to the ground, upset. "i'm sor-" you shush him, "you know the least bit you could do is maybe don't say sorry because it's those losers fault and not yours, and let's go to your place."

you were in the byers household, no one was there except the both of you. jonathan was probably with nancy, but that was al you knew. will was cleaning himself up in his room while you were busy making pb&j sandwhiches for the both of you, barefoot because your wet socks were feeling uncomfortable. he went back with semi-wet hair and sat down on the dining chair as you slid a plate of the sandwhich towards him. he started eating it and you eat up as well, he kept glancing at you- maybe expecting you to say something.

after a few minutes you set down your half eaten sandwich and looked at him, "i know the others have been ignoring you because of... their girlfriends but i want you to know that, i'm really glad that you're alive, i know you're barely perfectly happy right now and i'm just really sorry for everyone's behavior to you recently." you explain nervously, you really didn't want to touch a nerve accidentally. will finished his sandwich and looks at you with a smile, "you're probably the only one that understands me right now." will admits guiltily. "can i give you a hug?" you ask impulsively. once you realized what you asked you widened your eyes and your hands flew up as an expression "i don't know why i said that- it's just sad to see you like this and a few words of assurance won't totally make up for today." will chuckled, "well- you made me a sandwich." he told you. "but i think it would be better if that hug offer is still open." you felt your cheeks flush of how adorable and timid that sounded out of him. you approached him and your arms slips around his shoulder, the both of you not breaking eye contact, and you could feel your heart flutter and air getting knocked out from your lungs. you buried your head on his shoulder, trying to hide the fact that you're practically blushing right now. he reluctantly wrapped his arms around your shoulders as well and snorts. "this is... so awkward." he laughs as you laugh along. "hey, you asked for the hug!"

(this is lowkey so badd)

#will byers #stranger things 3 #stranger things #will byers x reader #male reader #noah schnapp #mike slander bcs ror #xu's fics

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fictionfixations · 21 days

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jaehee best route presentation

this is just me jokingly dunking on mysme's other routes and pointing out the weird and wacky shit that happened in comparison to jaehee's significantly more tame route (because i love her route. we stan jaehee in this household.)

meant to make a presentation cause a bunch of friends were getting together to make some dumb af presentations but im procrastinating

anyway ive never played deep story or another story mode. and the only routes ive actually played are jaehee's and yoosung's. i cant be bothered to do anyone else's (the notifs get so annoying. im the type of person who sometimes spends whole days in a row desiring me time and being all alone. so guess what when you give me a game thats basically like a messenger in which you have to actually interact by then? its like. actually socializing! which no. it hit my social limit and i just stopped trying after multiple bad endings trying to actually get to zens lol)

since im not gonna be showing off my presentation (because ah.. socialization.. and two, now im kind of scared i might trigger someone..?)

so. here.

MAJOR MYSTIC MESSENGER SPOILERS

its a gif..

[ Content warning: Swears, possibly triggering content, uh. Mention of bombs, death (faked su//cide), possible implied in//est thoughts (he doesn’t harbor those thoughts I don’t think, but it can still be the impression he gives off), ..mention of s*x maybe?, kidnapping, held captive, weird shit that’s meant to be kinky but actually comes off as really creepy, INACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF PEOPLE WITH MENTAL ILLNESSES, cringe, false reporting / negative media, captivity, yandere ending sob??, and ill add more if i can think of more - and torture. I wont go indepth but ill mention it. …beastiality? Just remembered headbang. I dont think its said but ppl kinda see the implications of it i think. ..ive never played his route so i have no clue | is cucking a trigger??? I dont..>>>????? / sexual implications probably | mentions of S/A. It doesnt happen but a character falsely accuses another to ruin their reputation, toxic relationships ]

thats it lmfao

what i was going to continue with:

jumin. so. you know that bad ending where you're basically kept in his house and he puts trackers in your shoes so you can only walk as far as like the kitchen away from him and doing so alerts him and shit?? and its played off as being some kinky shit i think but like hello? (also i think. it was either him or saeran, but we fuck in the basement he has trauma in??)

(i mean theres also the thing with his cat. the 'i'll treat you like my pet' or something like that line?? i dont remember. or zen having a dream that elizabeth his cat was running away so he locked her up even worse so then when he opened the door she ran??)

707 is the most story-depth i think, the one ppl consider canon. in which. crazy shit probably happens there with the obligatory kidnapping and bomb threat. i honestly cant remember i didnt even go to his page to check . altohugh i think theres an ending where saerans is like 'give me a hug'. 707 does. then saeran kills him. which. oof…. poor guy. or its revealed who their dad is and basically bad things happen i think?

saeran/ray/unknown. inaccurate depiction of mental disorders or something like that (not meant to offend with wording, but i can never remember the names of shit). it was like.. we first get to know ray whose the nicer one. and then there's saeran whose an absolute asshole. there was something like 'if you dont listen something bad will happen' (which is apparently something his mom said to him or something like that?) very sucky situation

V. cucking??? IDFK wtf

V's CELL?

DRUGGed. from. RAY's. TORTURE. okay. okay.

(someone explain to me whats going on in that ending where we're cucking, im so confused)

ah...

so. yknow. jaehee's route is significantly more tame. and relaxing. and stress relieving imo.

the end

#mysme #mysme jaehee #mystic messenger #jaehee mystic messenger #jaehee kang #thoughts #presentation #do not take this seriously #queued because there's no way im taking the time to finish the presentation

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stay-curious · 2 years

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um can i request a small drabble for y/n & natasha discussing the possibility of getting married and/or having kids way in the future

fluffy af cuz i cant handle angst 😩

here you go anon! giving nat the love she deserves.

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news 😬

but prepare yourself for the next few chapters

A/N: there's a slight mention of what's to come in the next chapters. what do you think it can be? 🤔

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The fallen leaves adorned the trail leading up to the Barton’s. Clint invited you to spend a weekend at the farmhouse. It’s been long since your last visit and Layla was missing Auntie Nat. Hence, you didn’t think bout it twice before accepting the offer. Natasha won’t admit it, but she was just as eager as you to take some time off.

You didn’t have time to turn the engine off when Lyla stormed off the house running to greet you. Nat is the first one to do so, lifting her up and spinning around, you follow behind. As you enter the household, you are met with Laura carrying one-year-old Nathaniel while picking up the toys.

“I still don’t know how you do it,” Natasha says, eliciting a chuckle from Laura.

“Natasha, Y/N. So good to see you again.”

After Clint came back from the grocery store, he, Nat, and the kids went out to the backyard. Laura and you got started with lunch. The two of you had more than enough time to catch up whilst the food was cooking. The rest of the day was spent hanging out with the kids: Layla showed you all the archery tricks she had learned since you last visited, which were quite a few, surprisingly; Cooper wanted to play all of his new videogames, which was impossible, but he was adamant; and little Nathaniel, you and Nat were drooling it came to playing with him.

It's 10pm now and you find yourself washing the dishes with the green-eyed after Laura reluctantly accepted. Although she didn’t need more convincing. You argued that it was the least you could do as they had made dinner. There’s a comfortable silence that’s settled in the room. You’re cleaning the plates, your mind trailing back to the memory of this morning. Natasha was running around chasing Layla and Cooper. You smile at the image, love smeared all over your face, and you continue with your task. Natasha seemed to think about that same moment. For an instant, she wonders how it all would feel: marriage, a family, a future with you. Her eyes become glossy from the tears formed just at the thought. She raises her hand to wipe them off, but your soft touch stops it.

“What is it, honey?” You tilt your head waiting for her answer.

“It’s probably the first time in my life I’ve let myself dream about a future.” She admits, her tone mixed with sadness and relief.

“Really?” Your taken aback by those words.

“Yeah.” You step closer to her, your hand still on her wrist. You bring it to your lips and kiss her knuckles.

“How’s that future like?”

“I see us, married and…” a silent sob leaves her mouth, but you encourage her to continue. “and I see us having a kid, maybe two. I see you, my wife and the mother of my children.”

“You want to get married?” You whisper while trying to blink away the tears.

“I do, do you not want that?” She asks, her voice smaller than usual, fearing the words that’d leave your mouth, that you didn’t see that future, not with her.

“Of course, I do,” You quickly reassure her. “I just… you never mentioned it, so I assumed that was not what you wanted”

“You want to get married and have kids.” You hum in response. “When…“ She stops, her mind still processing the information. “When would you like to get married?”

“Honestly? I’m in no rush, but I would like to get engaged not too long after New Wear’s. We’ve known each other for four years and have been together for two since you came back. I don’t want to wait any longer.” You let out what’s been lately on your mind. “As far as children, I think it’s best if we wait until we’re married.” “I think so too.” She wraps her arms around your neck, fingers playing with your hair.

“Can’t wait to call you my wife,” She whispers and leans in to close the distance and give you a kiss.

#natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff imagine #natasha romanoff x you #natasha romanoff x reader #rwylm fic #rwylm series #anon ask #au #rwylm

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energywarning · 1 year

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old harper moment on dms

I think harper admires how the other agents are motivated by... people...? They all do so many things for eachother, even agent work is part of that

Harper only thought about themselves... in a way.

When they were a child, they would have to learn how to navigate their chaotic family, to calm themselves down, to listen and see both the daily screaming, the glasses and plates flying in the air, and the sad, sad and quiet moments where someone would just sigh with disappointment, repeating the same words as usual with disgusting anger, venom pouring out.

Arguments, the way they started, there was always something. It would start to be noisier the more words were spoken. Unreal behavior, mocking screeches.

Explosive anger How to fend for themselves, how to avoid the shame. How to look... cool, despite it all.

Childish need....

When they started being a model, the money would go straight to the household. But they didnt care much, they didnt have to talk to them, they would just have to send the money. It was good like that.

They were far away but nothing bad would happen because they were still helping as promised

They could not handle it. They lost self awareness in a way. They didnt feel like they lived in a body, let alone their OWN body.

They did not feel real, they werent. Pictures of them edited so much they would be a different person

But it was still them. How they should look

They could not handle creepy whispers, off hand comments, the stress of being a doll for people to play with So they stopped.

And their family too, stopped. Being their family, that is, their name crossed out; they were officially disowned... as easy as that

Living in the desert, trading scraps, is no fun, though. They felt curious about splatsville... they couldnt resist.

After a year of loneliness, they went to the city of chaos

Job as a delivery person. Shared apartment with a roommate.

But it started hurting again, the girl they lived with was cruel and creepy.

After a bad argument, she took her fork and... thats how harper got those scars on their cheek

Started working for grizzco, met lil buddy

More screaming, more plates thrown, home will follow them wherever they go.

Theyll always be weak to life. they cant run away this time, luck isnt on their side. Oh?

This old man is offering me some kind of "agent" job? Ill be paid, surely, the pay is... well, didnt quite hear that last part. But hey thats ok. Money is money. And maybe with that ill be able to run away again, from pain

Its always been about protecting their own self

Its always been about failure

Self preservation skills, so desperate for them, scared with hands shaking

They will go from one hell to another, whatever

But its not true, in a way. When it was time to fight the big bear, they turned around and saw planet earth

And it seemed so small, so fragile

So important, and they felt like they needed to hold it in their arms

And they didnt want lil buddy to stay in space all alone, if they died, it would be the end

They have no real need to even be alive, they live a life that does not interact with anyone else's . They do not exist much. It feels good in a way, to not be the reason of this and that bad thing... but well.

#backstory basically lolll

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