#I am simp for these men

[yarrystyleeza]

watching a show/film starring your favorite is crazy. wdym I have to stay calm and mind the plot I can't even take my eyes away from him???

#Yomna's diary #Yomna's diaries #charlie cox #norman reedus #matt murdock #daryl dixon #I am simp for these men

[ehnonymousse]

Ok, I made something 😭😭

#sukuna simp #i am down bad #sukukitty #sukuna headcanons #jjk sukuna #sukuna x reader #i am down so bad #ryomen sukuna x you #ryomen sukuna x reader #sukuna ryomen x reader #sukuna x you #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jjk men #jjk ryomen #jjk men x reader #jjk men x you #ryomen sukuna #ryomen x reader #ryomen #sukuna fluff #fluff #cute #sukuna cat #sukuna #sukuna cute #sukuna cosplay #jjk

[tavvoc]

I've finished Armored Core VI and wow. To clarify: I can't even. Simply put, I can't express how much I love this thing without devolving into screaming and keyboard-smashing e.g. "Why am I attached to these people trying to shoot me oh my heart agghghghhhhhh speaking of - Michigan <3 <3." I'm very excited to play the sequel within the next decade.

#armored core #armored core vi #yes I am a bigger Michigan simp than Red #this game made me read up on how to deal with angry iguanas #To iguana owners out there #handler walter #reminds me so much of gehrman #even from the start lol #not a Fromsoft game without beating up old men

[waynesfanever]

Credits to gabystargaming for the video!

Hey chat i forgot this app existed but yeah im back with smg4 content maybe??

I might make td art... maybe

#fanart #mr puzzles #mr puzzles can gladly be my malewife #no im not a simp #i am #smg4 #smg3 #i love tv headed men #funny how my last post was vox #mr puzzles is my wifey #tumblr fyp

[chronicbeans]

My pal, @bottombrovince, requested I post this to my Tumblr page after I sent it into a groupchat. Blame them.

#Scopophobia Studios #John Doe Game #John Doe #Frost Bite Game #Tate Frost #Tentador Leches #Koolie Sterling #Yandere characters #My IRL friends #Take this terrible meme and go- #Uncanny Valley Series #I simp for objectively terrible men #And I am not ashamed of it. #My friends are scared for me tho- #Thank goodness I only simp for fictional characters #And that I have no interest in real people

[xenocorner]

Small sketch page of some of my marvel blorbos ;; Couldn't fit all of them in it nor had the time but hey I got the itch scratched kinda

#I AM a Howard Stark simp in spite of his horrible parenting #Just look at that man MH Tony had to get his looks from somewhere godamn #Also I just now realised that the way I laid them out makes Stephen seemed annoyed at the two hot af men staring at him #or Loki n Stark having a stare down to see who keeps the wizard #that was actually unintentional #My hand probably knows what I want better than I do myself #also Wanda my fierce momma plz I love her so much I wanna hug and cuddle her she deserved so much better my bby #so did Nat UGH my heart broke when drawing her I miss her ;; #WHY ARE MOST OF MY FAVES DEAD NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT LIKE??? FUCK OFF ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; #anyway #tony stark #iron man #stephen strange #doctor strange #loki laufeyson #loki #howard stark #wanda maximoff #scarlet witch #natasha romanoff #black widow #mcu #marvel #marvel fanart

[imtomiee]

He looked so delicious in this style its insane

Had me twirling my hair n shit 🙄

#yeah yeah hes a scum SO WHAT 🗣‼️ #i think by now we've known each other long enough and you can tell i like hot beefy toxic men #thats just how i am #anywho #hwangyeon choi #hwangyeon #windbreaker #windbreaker webtoon #another simp post brought to you by the one and only tomie 💋

[peppermintschnapps]

the staggering amount of x-men 97 viewers utterly trashing on rogue all over the internet because she fumbled gambit and hurt him...

rogue has constantly lived in a nightmare scenario that no human being has ever had to try and navigate (being unable to physically touch anyone) wowwww!!! how could she make the inexcusable mistake of latching onto the first instance of physical contact in another person, but then actually realizing the mistake she had made once she'd actually got to live that experience (that she has never ever had before)

lmao. what a horrible evil bitchhh bro!!!! something something. media literacy

#ya it was shitty of her but the ppl actively campaigning for her being 'unworthy' of gambit now... come on now. #x-men 97 #x men 97 #rogue #gambit #I AM THE WORLD'S BIGGEST GAMBIT SIMP #i have been in love with him since the 90s & i want the world for him. yes #does this mean that we should crucify rogue for not knowing how to manage her power situation w her love life. no #did she fuck up? yes. #she is a character and she has demonstrated a flaw in judgement. she is not an irredeemable trash heap #why am i explaining this

[caffeinetheif]

dumb little Diavolo thought

Back on my Diavolo simp bs:

Diavolo, wanting to learn more about your life, reads books from the human world so he can talk with them better. He somehow picks a book on birds and reads about how birds perform dances to attract potential mates, and he thinks this is something all species does, including humans.

Jump to the next time you and Diavolo meet, man starts dancing trying to impress you bc he wants you to fall for him as hard as he did for you.

Please explain to him that humans don’t dance like birds to attract lovers.

#he's a himbo your honor #om! diavolo #om diavolo #Lord Diavolo #diavolo x reader #diavolo my beloved #I am just a simp #i love my men big and stupid #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me x reader #obey me imagines

[fantasiummaximum]

Garroth Ro’meave. That’s it, me just talking about my boy, Garroth.

I am a simp and it all started with this man.

Garroth Ro’meave.

Specifically Minecraft Diaries, Garroth.

Nothing against my boy, Mystreet Garroth but…he’s not the man I fell in love with. I LOVE HIS HIMBO ENERGY! I would still marry that man but MCD Garroth is just…I don’t know how to put in words but I sure will try.

He was my first crush. Like ever I think.

The build up was CHEFS KISS!

He was shown to be a sweet man, a knight. I thought he was cool but thought nothing of him, he was just a guard until his helmet broke.

Then I saw him. I FELL FOR A BUNCH OF PIXELS! Bro it was perfect though I swear to Irene man! When you see his face, Aphmau stops and you stare at him. I was like “woah-“

But what really got me was his reaction, he says “don’t look at me Aphmau” but all I can do is look. He exceeded my expection…I don’t know I didn’t think he would be handsome.

He was so…not shy but ashamed. And that made me feel some type of way which I will not go into-

THIS IS ABOUT A BUNCH OF PIXELS BTW!

I was so invested into Garroth, there was now a mystery, why was he hiding his face? That got me theorizing and investing into this character even more. He became my favourite character and honestly a comfort character too.

I can’t explain it besides the fact that I would marry this man.

#aphmau #aphmau mcd #Minecraft Diaries #garroth ro'meave #aphmau garroth #i am simping #simping #I am a simp #this fictional man is my husband #fictional men

[redrocketpanda]

Favourite stsg moments: JJK S2 Episode 2

Both episodes of S2 have so far really delivered "this is me and my idiot boyfriend" to the highest degree and I am living for it

#the amount of ridiculous phone content in both episodes is destroying me #season 2 is also really delivering “stsg have INSANE phone sex” vibes and I am also living for that #beautiful idiotic men #i'm separating out geto and gojo posts from henceforth bc I have SO many screenshots which aren't stsg moments but just individual simping #jjk s2 #jjk s2 ep2 #jjk season 2 #jujutsu kaisen season 2 spoilers #jjk s2 spoilers #jujutsu kaisen season 2 #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #stsg #satosugu #gojo #geto #geto suguru #gojo satoru

[beanghostprincess]

If you were a girl he wouldn't even look at you

#unless you have a sword #zoro's so gay i am sorry i can't #but also 'if i were a girl' it's okay bestie be gay on main dw #sometimes i simp for fictional men too and i'm a lesbian you're fine #roronoa zoro #one piece

[ehnonymousse]

Ok, I made something😭😭

#sukuna simp #sukukitty #i am down bad #sukuna #sukuna headcanons #sukuna x reader #jjk sukuna #ryomen sukuna x reader #ryomen sukuna x you #sukuna ryomen x reader #sukuna x you #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jjk men x you #jjk men x reader #jjk men #jjk #jjk ryomen #jujutsu kaisen ryomen #ryomen sukuna #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu sorcerer #jujutsu sukuna #jujustsu ryomen #cute #sukuna fluff #sukuna cat #kitty cat #cat #sukuna cosplay

[cynicalmusings]

Can't get Lyney pulling out a rose from behind your ear and just as he's about to give it to you, he twists his hand and suddenly it's a chocolate rose

as the wise shilliam wakespeare once said, ‘if food is the food of love, eat on’.

#don’t make me start simping for lyney already god #i am so weak for playful men #i think it’s because they balance out my perpetual deadpan tiredness #…all i’m saying is don’t be surprised if some lyney fics start coming your way in the near future #sent: maehemthemisfit #r answers

[fridayswewearorange]

for some reason andrew asking neil if he's tired during the raven match has me in tears

#my boy is so soft #send help #i am such a simp #aftg #the kings men #all for the game #andrew minyard #andreil #neil josten

[izunias-meme-hole]

Twitter and Tumblr seeing TOTK Ganon be like: “Wow Ganondorf is hot!” 

My brother in christ, he was always kinda attractive in a 35-40 year old hunk kinda way.

Like if someone told me they wanted were attracted to Ganon before they “boobs out” look TOTK gave him, I wouldn’t be surprised at all.

#Ganondorf #Izunia speaks #(one behind the mask) Mun Izunia #the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #Shitpost #ramblings #//I myself am no simp but I get the attraction #//Ya’ll like buff old men #ganon