#I almost didn't post this

[krmayertalks]

Classic Batterie content

#off game #batter #zacharie #bad batter #batterie #illustration #fanart #i almost didn't post this #i haven't dipped into perspectives like this in forever #please be gentle #i'm reviving old skills that feel like memories from a yellowed poloroid

[o2studies]

༻`` 10 Jan 24 — Wednesday

100 days of productivity 10/100

Double digits! Woo!!

So with yesterday's plan for today didn't work because I forgot I had online work xp today (+ I thought it would be great to have it in notion 🗒 despite never having touched it before and it still even now annoyed me so.... I've got a plan ready for tomorrow tho!)

Today was mildly productive. I didn't really study but I finished my homework and made notes for physics and I even exercised. I'll read 📖 some more tonight then wake up early tomorrow to study.

‘‘Let today be the day you give up who you’ve been for who you can become.’’

#i almost didn't post this #but I'm committed to the 100 days #studyblr #dark academia #study motivation #chaotic academia #light academia #100 days of productivity #100dop #100 days of productivity challenge #study inspiration #physics #chemistry #art #bookblr #o2life #bibliophile #notion #quote #motivation quotes #inspirational quotes #productivity

[ktkat99]

#jason todd #jason todd robin #i almost didn't post this #but he wont stop staring at me

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

I don’t have anything to say here other than I’m sorry.

Anyway. Third and final chapter!

In other news, with the posting of this chapter I have passed (drumroll please) 600k words of fanfic this year! This is not counting my three original novels that I’ve written and revised throughout the year.

Don’t. Don’t look at me like that. I already know I need help.

I have another short fic I was originally hoping to post today but it might not happen until tomorrow. Either way, HAPPY NEW YEAR!

#mads writes stuff #buddie #buddie fanfic #911 abc #911 fanfic #if this is your thing then congratulations you're welcome #if this isn't your thing then let's pretend it doesn't exist #I almost didn't post this #and I also almost tried posting anonymously but we all saw how well that went last time

[sourtomatola]

Forkface Frank jumpscare

#tsams forkface #forkface frank #I kind of love him #I hope he saves the day #by accident or not #and everyone apreciates him and his efforts #but he still creepy cause he can #like #I hope he's the one to kill blood moon once and for all #art #my art #I almost didn't post this

[tookishcombeferre]

Papyton Week Day 4: AU

Mettaton really wants this novel to be written yesterday, but writer's block has been kicking his butt. Papyrus offers him a day off. Eventually, he decides to take it. In the end, it pays off even better than he could have ever expected.

I will preface this by saying, I do not write AU ... like ever. This is *very* simple. There is almost no depth. I posted and wrote it before I chickened out and wrote/did nothing. I love Stardew Valley to the point that I played it while in labor with my kid. It felt fitting to choose it for my AU.

#papyton week #papyton week 2024 #day 4: au #stardew valley au #papyton #papyrus #mettaton #fluff #pure fluff #i have no idea how i feel about this #i almost didn't post this #i don't know how to write au at all #i was so nervous about this prompt #i gave it my best #pip writes things #my fanfiction #fan fic #pip does life #pushing the comfort zone y'all

[sga-owns-my-soul]

When Rodney fell asleep in his lab, he usually either woke on his own or woke to Radek bringing him coffee. Sometimes he would wake to John- but never to an extremely panicked John covered in blood splatters.

#okay this one is #ummm. a lot #it's dark! #lots of violence lots of gore lots of sad #NOT for the light of heart #i almost didn't post this #but i really like this one and who knows #maybe someone else needs some mcshep insanity too #bc i always need it #anyways enjoy #or don't #feel free to yell at me about this one y'all #mcshep #john sheppard #rodney mckay #my writing #fanfic #sga fanfic #sga

[the-world-is-a-poem]

Look who’s back from the dead!! (I have got to stop saying that everytime I come back from a hiatus)

It was 5pm. I was having a Day at college. There were no classes and most people had left. A few friend groups were loitering about. I was in one of them. I was thinking about this evening in the metro, and here are my raw, unedited thoughts.

You know those times when things are just so beautiful that you can’t bear it. You just have to do something about it. Write about it, click a pic, something. But you cannot. You know that whatever you do will never be as good as that moment. It isn’t someplace very pretty, not a peaceful moment, not a chaotic conversation, not something you’ll remember tomorrow. It’s a mixture of some of the best parts of life and the knowledge of time as it is fleeting by. You can’t capture that picture in your camera, you can’t express it in a poem, you can’t describe it in a letter. It isn’t something you experience very often. You only remember it the next time you have such an experience. These are the moments you’re left speechless. These are the moments you know why life exists.

#i almost didn't post this #i have never posted anything without editing it several times #but i'm tired and inspired to write and severely sleep deprived so this is what you get #zoya writes #writing #my writings #original #writeblr community #writing community

[drifting-pieces-blog-blog]

Professor Grant

Summary: You heard there was a new teacher for Egyptology and can’t wait to see what this class is about. Especially with all the hype coming from those that have already taken it. 

Does this count as reader insert? It’s second person point of view. I don’t know what I’m doing...  

Warning:  none. unless you count bad indulgent writing.

Word Count:  1069

You’re so excited to start your new class on ancient Egyptology. There’s a professor there that everyone raves about. 

Despite him not taking the usual approach to becoming a professor, (rumor has it he showed up one day and no one could get him to leave, which is only partly true), his class is quickly becoming known as THE class to take on the subject. 

He has written papers, articles, books, and debated all the old famous people that were once considered top tier. This man came out of nowhere and pointed to a blip on a map and said “Alexander The Great is here”. 

It also helps a bit that there are a whole bunch of wild rumors about him. Some believe he is a time traveler from Ancient Egypt. Others speculate that he’s some sort of unknown superhero. Some think he’s an alien or one of the Asgardians displaced on earth. It’s hard to see him as any of those things when you pull up his profile picture on the school website. 

Curls, glasses, a goofy smile, a tie with hieroglyphs all over it, and his background is a fish tank. 

First day of class he walks in with his coffee cup, his briefcase (which seems to only contain his lunch), and points to his name on the board. “Hello!” he waves. “My name is Steven, with a V. Steven Grant. I’m here to teach you about Egyptology!” 

There is the briefest of pauses while he sets his things down and collects himself. You have just enough time to wonder ‘who is this man?’ and then he goes off. 

The way he talks, his hands gesturing, his body moving, his pauses, his stares, his smiles… It’s mesmerizing. You can’t help but love the topic as much as he does. You can feel his passion and he makes it all so amazingly reachable for you. For anyone. He could be speaking in ancient Egyptian and you’d still hang on and understand every word. 

Now and then he seems to remember himself and will slow as if unsure if he should still be talking. A sign of someone used to being told to shut up or of an audience that doesn’t care. Once he checks in with the group and is sure everyone is following, he will give the biggest smile and fly off again, pointing to maps and drawing fun scribbles on the board. 

Someone that has seen his class before leans over and whispers to you, “He’s having a good day. Totally with it today.” 

You wonder what that means. 

He holds class twice a week and only a few hours each day. You overheard one student going on about a taxi cab she took home from a party a few nights ago and she swears up and down that it was Professor Grant in a disguise that drove. He acted like he didn’t recognize her. 

Every now and then Professor Grant comes to class and gives a different sort of lecture. His normally cheerful and wide gaze is drawn down into a cranky and unsure glare. He pulls lesson plans from the desk drawer like a substitute teacher and flips through them halfheartedly. “Yeah yeah. I’ve got this terrible headache or whatever. Today we’re supposed to talk about uh… Yeah I don’t know what that is. Read chapter twenty. I’m sure that’s a good one.” 

The next day when Professor Grant comes in, he stares at the notes on his desk. “We just started chapter twelve. Why would we jump to twenty? I wrote it clearly in my instructions what chapter we were on!” 

The girl next to you leans over. “He does this now and then. He once gave a lecture on why the old Egyptian gods were all assholes then dismissed class early. I honestly think those lessons are amazing.” 

“Nah, those are boring.” Someone else leaned in. “I’m here for the other types.” 

“Other types?” You wonder aloud. 

“Yeah. It’s hard to describe but sometimes he comes in and just exudes this whole…mysterious sexy aura.” They sighed and smiled wistfully. 

You wondered what the heck that could mean. You only have to wait a week to find out. He came in one day dressed in form fitting clothes, a popped collar, a tie, and a flat cap. He rushed in ten minutes late and sat down at his desk in a hurry. Looking around, he leaned back in his chair and glanced at his watch. 

“Lo siento. I lost track of time while taking care of some things.” He tapped a finger on the desk as if expecting something to happen. When nothing did, he sighed heavily. “Alright.” He pulled out some notes from the desk and glanced through them. “Okay, we’re on chapter fifteen. I hate this chapter. I always get stuck with this chapter. I think he does this on purpose. Today we are going to review the revival of the gods and reconstruction of the pantheon powers in the new kingdom.” He paused to mutter something under his breath in what sounded a bit like Spanish. “We’re going to start with the moon god Khonshu and how his cult was overturned in favor of Ra.” 

It was a lecture unlike any other. Filled with curses, graphic descriptions of violence, and a bizarre story about Ammit and Khonshu having a nasty break up. At the end of the lesson, he got up and looked like a man in need of a cigarette. “Alright, tomorrow is back to normal. Tonight…. I don’t know, write a page about what your favorite animal is.”

When Professor Grant had collected the papers and stared at the first paper on his desk, he had put his face in his hands and muttered to himself about how he promised not to force chapter fifteen on to someone next semester. 

Even with those odd days, Professor Grant was amazing. You have never been more interested in a subject and never done so well. After all, it was hard not to catch his passion. Even on days where he mumbled as if caught in a haze only to change tactics and deliver some off the wall content, you looked forward to each class. 

You hear he’ll be starting a third day soon where he is going to start teaching hieroglyphic translations. You can’t wait to take that class too. 

#Moon Knight fic #sorta #Mixture of fic and head cannon? #I love the idea of Steven having the passion to teach people about his special interests and having them be just as interested #Steven Grant #I don't usually write in this perspective so I actually hate it a little #but damn it I want to see professor Grant so bad #please be kind #I almost didn't post this #ehhhnnn #I pet Jake would be a surprisingly good teacher and Steven keeps trying to find ways to push him into it #Marc is the worst teacher and gets stage fright #Head empty #100% Steven got the job because Marc and Jake teamed up and staged a sit in #Once the higher ups were worn down by the two staging a sit in they unleashed Steven and he talked for four hours straight #Moon Knight

[echhosworld]

rain ghoul is living rent-free in my brain.

someone please ask me about the flowers and the ring and the broken horn. please ask me about the flowers and the ring and the broken horn

(also, this is the first draft of what i think he looks like so it might change :))

#rain ghoul #nameless ghouls #the band ghost #fanart #i almost didn't post this #because it makes me angry how i cannot take a picture that at least decently captures the real colours #and i have to edit it to hell and back only for it to not look better #but i thought... you know what #i don't care anymore #i post ghats and anatomically incorrect doodles #on a daily basis #this won't kill me #howEVER #note to my future self: correction fluid IS THAT visible

[motownfiction]

happy birthday to lucy callaghan (and me)

#text #i almost didn't post this #but there's only like an hour left in my birthday so why not? #who KNOWS when february 24 will come around again? #that's from 30 rock lmfao

[archibaldtuttle]

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

#supernatural #dean winchester #yes I am tagging this because my faceblind ass almost didn't recognize him at first #I had to keep a straight face and I almost died #my post

[clown-owo]

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

#i haven't drawn in like. half a month. which listen i know i don't post much here but i do draw a lot #i have another blog. but also sometimes i just don't post things. i draw for myself #just got burnt out from working on an animation final 😔 #so anyway. eased myself back in with a silly comic about portal #my irl saw my shitty sketch and thought glados was painting chell which is very funny to me. #chelldos #but like. unrequited. glados is obsessed with chell. chell is not having a good time #portal #chell #GlaDOS #GlaD0S #my art #og post #1k #5k #10k #20k #edit: i made this post almost a year ago and it haunts me. theres a typo. chell is out of character. #because i couldn't come up with a good reason for her to be there in the first place #and this was a shitty ms paint replicating drawing that i did just to get back into drawing #i didn't think it would gain much attention #i was Wrong #anyway someone in the comments said this is what happens when you speedrun thats an infintely better setup for the punchline #EDIT 2: ok i fixed it fuck you

[dreamerdagn]

my tears of the kingdom experience so far

#catfishchat #totk #things really opened up for me when I realized that any time I was frustrated I could go somewhere else #edit: I do really wish I'd kept the essence of If It Sucks Hit Da Bricks #esp since my point wasn't about warping but the fact that you can leave almost any situation #you can warp you can jump you ascend you can hit da bricks #but I said warp and the pic is of him jumping so Hit Da Bricks didn't make sense #catfish post #loz

[solroskajan]

I refuse to belive Uzi can't easily carry N if she wants to.

#I can't wait for canon to obliterate this post #I want them to be okay so bad but i'm ready for anything this show throws at me tbh #murder drones #nuzi #serial designation n #uzi doorman #my art #digital art #I know i just said I wouldn't have time to draw for a little while but this was almost finished and I didn't want to leave it #gonna draw Uzi carrying V next time

[cozylittleartblog]

worst way to start my new year, thanks. i have a lot of things to say about these companies but i'm tired and just keeping it focused to the pin side of things for this one. do not ever buy pins from these companies, literally ALL of them are stolen from small artists like me. if you want to buy enamel pins, check out etsy, and artist's personal websites and shops! (though even Etsy has some bootleg pins that ship straight from china, so tread carefully…)

Every pin I've designed is, thus far, EXCLUSIVE to my etsy. if you find it anywhere else, it's been ripped off! and once these stupid bootlegs pop up, it's basically a never ending game of whack-a-mole trying to get them all taken down...

#psa #art theft #pin theft #aliexpress #shein #wish #temu #deltarune #the bootleg pin is just over an inch tall. do you know how BAD this design looks at that size?? i'd know. i tested it. #they didn't even use the black nickel of the pin for the black parts of the design. and the listing says copper for some reason. what. #some people never even get their designs taken down. its really sad #so i might just have to deal with bootleg queens out there forever :( i hope nobody confuses the ripoffs for the real thing.... #my pin is so much nicer! its almost two inches big and it has two posts on the back so it doesn't spin #because spinning pins are the bane of my existence #im out here working my ass off out of my bedroom in my parents place trying to make a living and here come these pricks #i watermarked all my listing photos exactly so they Couldn't steal my fucking pictures so at least there's that #my new years is just full of bad luck so far i hope this isn't a bad omen #if my registration isn't accepted by the aliexpress copyright department I'm SOL and this will just. stay up i guess #i'm sad #bootleggers kys