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morallyinept · 24 days

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Hey Jett!!

This may be seen as an ask that’s not for many people aesthetic wise, but how do you think the Pedro boys would react to a Traditional Goth?

(Yknow, gorgeous girls like these two 🫶)

I totally get it if it isn’t your thing, but I adore your perspective on different scenarios! My curiosity always gets the best of me!

Love you! 🩶

Hey Lovely Leah! 🖤

Oooh, they are indeed stunning, wow! 😍

I love this Ask, because first and foremost, I myself am strange and unusual, hosting an inner Goth of my own! 🖤 (There's a reason why I use the black heart emoji all the time, bub...)

And I love thinking about the Pedro Boys and their reactions to a stunning Traditional Goth like these beauts. Kinda makes me wanna write a story about it too... 🤔 *wip list cries*

So, without further ado, here's my ramblings on it.

Enjoy & love you too! 🖤

Pedro Boys Rambles Masterlist

Rated slightly NSFW.

These are just my own head canons and are in no way verbatim. Your thoughts might differ and that's totally cool. 🙌🏻

Joel Miller - Joel would be captivated at first and he certainly won’t be turning a blind eye to the PVC ensemble. No, darlin'. He’s a red-blooded male after all and has a penchant for hosiery of the fishnet variety. Tears easy in his big hands... 🫠 But after a while, he’ll assume it’s a phase, and when he realises Goth is a 24/7 lifestyle and look here to stay, he’ll probably mumble and brood over whether he can continue a relationship with a stunning woman who is obsessed with coffins and decorating his home in crow taxidermy and skulls, and who also secretly kinda scares the crap outta him. Give Joel an apocalypse and he’ll flourish, but a gorgeous Traditional Goth? Just watch that hulk of a man lose it and turn to mush.

Frankie Morales - Frankie would be drawn to the mystique, I think. He’d be curious, ask gentle questions and try to sound like he knows what he's talking about. He doesn't. He lives in Florida, a mostly Hispanic scene without many pale Goths hanging around, at least not in his local neighbourhood anyhow. He’d be fascinated with the look, the way you do your make-up that strangely reminds him of Gene Simmons. But I don’t think Frankie would act on it or have the guts to approach you first. Not that he doesn’t find Goth attractive - he totally had a thing for Morticia Addams for a while in his youth and whacked off to her more times that he can count - but more so he worries that you won’t find him appealing because, you know, he’s not Goth himself. Que pink-tipped ears and soft baby cow eyes covered under the brim his cap whilst he dares not make eye contact with you as he shuffles past you in the bar.

Ezra - There isn’t a sex in the interplanetary that Ezra wouldn't find attractive and this gnarly space dude ain’t fussy. Opportunistic, as he’s been described, and I think Ezra would be all up in your Goth grill like digging frantically for Aurelac with his dirty fingers. He’d wanna hear that snap of the PVC against his huge palm as he slaps your ass whilst ploughing you. But not before he’s regaled you with the origins of where Goth began, "... The genesis of Gothic aesthetics traces back to the early 12th century in northern France, unfurling swiftly from its architectural cradle to permeate sculpture, textiles, and painting. From the intricate frescoes to the mesmerizing stained glass and the opulent glow of illuminated manuscripts, its tendrils extended far beyond. Although the contemporary scene burgeoned in the 1980s, fostered by fervent admirers of bands such as Siouxsie and the Banshees, Joy Division, and Bauhaus, Gothic rock’s dark allure finds its roots in the haunting elegance of Gothic art and architecture spanning the mid-12th to 16th centuries. Such is the enigmatic journey of Gothic sensibility, Birdie…”

Marcus Pike - Let’s not forget the genteel Agent Pike was in a band. Yes! Dark horse, right? Okay, so it wasn’t exactly metalcore and nor was he doing that death metal growl into a microphone, but he does love a good nod to a heavy rock anthem now and again. Marcus Pike would be hella intimidated by a Goth though. He’d stutter and stumble around his words whilst blushing and apologising profusely, and trying not to look at how tight your corset is… I imagine back in high school, there was a sweet Goth girl whom he secretly had a crush on, and I can imagine him spiking up his hair with tons of Dax Wax, and putting on a studded collar to try and win her round. And failing miserably… poor, baby has never been the same around Goths since.

Marcus Moreno - Despite his heroic strength, Marcus would crumble in front of a gorgeous Goth. Especially a really tall one. There’s something so alluring and mysterious about that dark aura that calls to him. Of course, he’s another who would be hella intimidated, but Marcus Moreno would still compliment your style and want to get to know more about you. Missy would think you’re super cool if he brought you home, and she’d be babbling excitedly as you paint her nails black with little silver moon decals, to which she’d excitedly show her dad. And if you can win Missy over, then mission accomplished. Her superhero dad will be absolute putty in your dark talons.

Oberyn Martell - Oberyn’s having a big, greedy serving of Goth. Now, there’s no Goths in the Seven Kingdoms, but that wouldn’t stop Oberyn being drawn explicitly to the dark enthral of your Victorian-style lace and silks. Sultry and sexy and he’d want to delight in all that a stunning creature has to offer him. Your look would stand out to him because it’s so different to anything he’s ever seen before. It would delight the Red Viper immensely, and he would thank the Gods in rapture as you let him slither himself all over you in his bed chambers. There's something so beautiful about the black and gold colours merging together...

Max Phillips - Our resident bloodsucker, the king of the dark himself, Max loves to chow down on a Goth. Or two. The more the merrier. Despite his fuckboi facade, Max is a creature of the dark. Nosferatu. Vampyr. Leech. Whatever, he dwells in the dark and a Goth would appeal to that side of him massively. And a Goth would easily be able to force Max into submission, for he’d do anything for a taste of that beautiful pale skin underneath. He’ll even share his coffin with you, baby.

Dieter Bravo - Dieter quite likes the thought of a Goth dominating the hell out of him. Yeah, he’s thought about it. A lot. He’d love a role in a Goth Vampire flick or something. It's all that creaky PVC and leather that does it for him. He’d love nothing more than to be your humble bitch for the night, letting you do whatever the Hell you want to him and leaving black lipstick smears all over his abused cock. And Dieter would be the one Pedro Boy out of them all who you could convince to dress fully Goth too. And I think that dude would totally rock it. Slicked back curls, long dark trench, studded boots… think the 2023 Met Gala look, but replace the Valentino reds with black, add some guyliner and black lipstick, and voila! There you have a Goth Dieter. You're welcome.

Dave York - Dave doesn’t understand the appeal, despite donning the all black get up himself on the regular when he’s out murderously stalking in the deep shadows of the night... But that doesn’t stop him peeking in on his hot Goth neighbour now and again through his periscope when he tells Carol he’s retreating to the study for a bit to work on a “case.” The case being his rock hard cock. Dave would have persued you already, but he's allergic to your black cats, Betelgeuse and Hannibal. Shame, as he's pretty sure he'd have a penchant for your other pussy...

Din Djarin - Din’s come across a lot of different looking species during his space travels, but never a beautiful Goth. I imagine this Tin Can Man would be absolutely rattling inside his Beskar armor at the discovery of a stunning, ethereal beauty boarding his Razor Crest and cooing at The Kid… there isn’t much that would topple this brute of a Mandalorian, but your thighs smooth and oil-like in that shiny PVC would pop that helmet off in an instant. (And we’re not talking about the one covering his face…)

Agent Whiskey - A traditional cowboy at heart, Whiskey very much has his roots and spurs buried deep in, well, tradition. And that don’t involve Goths, sugar. But, we all know Whiskey has that suave charm about him that would attract you like a magpie in want of something shiny. And Whiskey would absolutely reciprocate despite himself, complimenting your look, and would want to hear that whip of his snap back against the PVC that hugs your ass fantastically tight. Hoo, mama. You’re in for the ride of your life. "Are ya a witch, sugar? 'Cause I am sure under your spell..." Bless him, he's trying to woo you.

Lucien Flores - As a dramatic arts connoisseur, Lucien would have had his fair share of colourful and extravagant experiences, I reckon. And I envision him getting really close to his scene partner, who happens to be Goth outside of their costume, and he eagerly wants to explore what’s underneath that. He’s drawn to the dark, velvety shadow across your lids and wonders if he can get it all smeared down your cheeks as you gag and choke on him. And you’re absolutely gagging for his gold chains to whack you in the face. Eventually, the two worlds collide.

Maxwell Lord - Max is attracted to fierce women, and looking at you in your dark ensemble, your raven-esque hair and looking like you could make all his dreams come true with one simple wish, it’s not hard to revel in Max falling to his knees in subjugation of you and licking your spiked, platform boot.

Javier Peña - You’d get the famous Peña arched brow side-eye. Goths don’t really do it for Javi and his more conservative, yet somewhat out of date, taste. That being said, if he arrived at the brothel and you were offering your dark services, swathed in tight black lace and leather buckles, do you think he’d turn you down? The answer is no, cariño.

Javi Gutierrez - Javi would be super fascinated and want to know all about your interests and look. He’d be the kind to sit and stare at you longingly as you apply your eyeliner, which is an art in itself, and get really excited by your choice of outfit. He’d want to do the whole cliché thing of casting spells and doing a seance too. He’d totally get into it all before you educate him entirely on all things Goth. And sure, there would be a lot of candles, but it won't be to summon the dead. Although, Javi will sure feel like Lazurus rising the next morning, smiling and giggly because you rocked his fucking world, and he's totally bewitched by you.

Tim Rockford - The closest Tim has come to anything Goth is when he busted one once. And he’d much prefer to see your pretty face underneath all that dark make-up. I imagine Tim being a less-is-more kind of man, and while he’d gently clean your face free of the eyeliner and white powder, and peel you out of your dark clothes, he’d take his sweet time in doing it.

Dio Morrissey - Our resident Pedro Boy Goth is already in the house! But if Dio ever met a Traditional Goth, he’d shit his damn pants. Whilst he paints himself to be above the drones and seeking a higher ascension with his arrogant God complex, this lil’ sucker would fall to his knees in complete submission whilst you laugh at the whimpering mess he makes beneath you.

🖤

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askthatoneanacondraikaiguy · 5 months

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Omg it's so random but Does Kai and Skylor still wear clothes to hide potential genitals from people ? If so, how Wu does get the clothes ? Because they're both pretty large and tall so they need extra sized clothe now.

Does Kai and Skylor still sleep in a bed ? You said they can pretty much curl on themselves and sleep anywhere but maybe they could sleep together in a king sized matress with a lot of warm blankets ?

Okay, yeah, that's definitely random! But, a reasonable question.

So, I'm gonna answer your ask in reverse, so that any snake people nudity can be included under a read more. Later, I'll post the illustration of Kai napping separately (with a matching Skylor art) too for people who wanna reblog that but not the rest of this answer.

As for beds, yeah, Kai and Skylor can still sleep in beds. They usually do. However, they are also very comfortable sleeping from suspended forms. Anacondrai would sleep in swamp trees and rainforest branches suspended over bodies of water for quick escapes and opportunistic hunting opportunities.

(I'm realizing now; considering how large Anacondrai can get, they almost definitely hunted gators at some point in history)

As for concern of nudity and clothes:

Skylor and Kai technically don't need to wear clothes, but it'd feel pretty weird if they didn't, like walking around in underwear but not pants; technically you're covered but Man It Feels Weird.

I personally HC that Skylor didn't get to pick out much of her wardrobe growing up with her father, so she's taking advantage of her new freedom to use it to express herself. She may have no control over being an Anacondrai or how that looks, but she has control over how she dresses now, and she embraces that.

in season 5, Wu apparently orders the Ninjas clothes? Not just the tea uniforms, it's suggested that their new ninja uniforms arrive that way too. He probably has a friend or something in textile and fashion work that he can call up for getting the clothes for his Ninja.

Skylor doesn't have that and I don't think she would have been taught how to alter clothes, but I figure she could go to Nya for help on that front. Nya designed her own Samurai suit (and also had more than a few hand-me-down outfits in her life), she definitely knows how to alter clothes to fit better. Kai is the one who suggests it when he sees Skylor struggling with, say, skirts designed for human waists and not Serpentine ones.

Further answer (including an illustration; not NSFW I don't think but there are no clothes) under the read more;

Snakes genitalia is internal, so, no, at any given point Kai and Skylor don't have to worry about it. The closest to that would be the pelvic spurs, but I HC those only occur on wild snakes and not on Serpentine. It's one of the ways you can tell a Serpentine newborn apart from a normal snake.

(Fun Fact: Anacondas are ovoviviparous, meaning they hatch their eggs internally and give birth to live young instead of laying eggs like Pythons)

(why'd I dedicate so much time to the lighting on the scales in this? No clue)

For some reason Aspheera canonically has breasts (or the implication of them in the contour of her clothing at least). But I refuse to think about what that implies for Serpentine as a whole. Skylor's transformation has basically just given her thicker scale armor across her chest.

I hope that answers your questions!

#anacondrai kai #permanent anacondrai au #ninjago au #ninjago kai #triple m art #skylor chen #skylor ninjago #anacondrai skylor

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tiny-vermin · 2 months

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I want to know more about the m9 artist au!! I remember reading a post or two about it a billion years ago (and would love to read them again) 💜

hi jess!!!! thank u for being interested hehe :")

so ever since i drew that lil thing of essek painting a frank stella inspired painting (or even before), ive been thinking of what kinds of art each of the m9 would do. essek ofc is inspired by a minimalist show that i went to here, all the big names from that movement were shown, but those really dark, sinkhole-like paintings are speaking to me. another artwork of boxes made of mirrors also seems like the thing he would do too

there's a kiln here that we visited which was huge, and surrounding it were artists' studios and some other ceramic sellers, i imagine the clay family having a place like this in the middle of nowhere amongst the trees, and caleb would do his work there

anyways because at heart im a shadowgast luver its centred around them,, they meet at an artist residency or something like that and its an incredibly slow burn that involves talking and not-talking and looking and not-looking. in the end i am but a simple wong kar wai fan so. that kinda vibes would definitely influence this, i would describe it as a quiet burning i guess?? time skipy and words that are not said

i think im gonna rant a bit more about their different mediums and styles so i'll keep it under the cut

i think caleb sculpts figures and portraits, but in a sad, kathe kollwitz charcoal vibe. maybe some funky looking animals, perhaps some pots and vases to look at the pretty glazes. he's interested in using fire to burn texture into different mediums, like ive seen it being used on shellac to make a really cool net of ink looking structure.. but yknow, just seeing the aftermath of glazed ceramic from the kiln is enough, and probably better for him to keep his distance anyways

the clay family produces most of the ceramic to sell, vases, pots, plates, cups, teapots, yknow just a whole array. and its really colourful too, depicting every family members different style. i think caduceus would do some matte glazes with a lot of different colours, theyre all a little wonky but theyre better off that way anyways. he does some really mean ink calligraphy and painting though

jester definitely does,, everything, whatever her heart desires kinda thang. she makes pastel textile installations and lighthearted cute paintings, but theyre always so contemplative and soothing. she gets m9 a lot of work cus her mom has connections, etc etc. i really love the idea of jester creating works that talk about the female body and femininity (definitely not projecting no)

beau is a printmaker and photographer who's really experimental, she loves cyanotypes and printing flowers (for yasha), idk she seems like she would put fabric and rocks into the washing machine to see what would happen. u would probably catch her in someone elses studio learning about what they do or in the library learning about what old people did

veth works in a museum as a curator, getting beau to help her sometimes with gathering artworks and artists etc. she probably organises community art projects for kids and public art installations. her house is full of m9's artworks and various other artists shes worked with.

yasha does bouquets as her post-retirement part time job, prior to that no one really knows what she did ("she probably murdered a bunch of people and is now hiding from the government"). fjord draws comics for fun but is also not a job for him, molly is a question mark for me. but these guys probably wont be in it as much anyways

im still not sure what format i wanna do this in, im actually having fun just writing it in my notebook now (digital does not facilitate the creative juices) but i do want to do some visuals like fake movie stills or storyboards. maybe they will work together well???? dunno. working on the other shadowgasty thing im doing made me realise how much easier it is to draw when there's a script already there, so im writing the script for myself

im definitely not as practiced in writing as i am in drawing, but idk im just gonna have some fun and see where that takes me, meanwhile try not to feel too bad that its fanart HAHA (very bad habit)

edit: i just saw my previous thoughts on beau being an art journalist, but i kinda like this better.. but maybe she can do both muah

#working tag for this ->#the kiln #honestly if u had any tips for writing #i'd love to hear..#i was insulted once on my writing and never wrote again HADHSFHF #oh and also emo smoking #that is somethng i want to draw more of

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opalsiren · 2 months

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i wanna learn to crochet/sew/some other textile art soooooo bad but the chronic illness is chronic illness-ing to the point that i can barely keep up with the hobbies i DO have, let alone think about adding any more. biting, maiming, killing, frothing at the mouth. and so on and so forth

#.txt #chronic illness #chronic pain #spoonie #disability

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such-a-daydreamer · 8 months

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Haha so like, I was originally gonna post the inktober stuff one by one like everyone else is but like, I forgor :/

FIRST WEEK OF INKTOBERTALE!!

Just know that like, it is a lot. So continue under the cut if you wanna see my absolute shitter of an art dump

//-------Day One-------//

Prompt: Ink (warm up)

The second one was more of a warm up really, I just wanted to get myself in the mood. Especially love that fell drawing in the corner.

//--------Day 2--------//

Prompt: Pumpkin carving

Yes. Yes that is error and ink kissing on the pumpkin.

//--------Day 3--------//

Prompt: Medicine

Hehehe my original idea was to have ink covered in colourful splotches and be on the floor and have the medicine be his like vials. I ended up thinking "that's too easy" so that turned into him wearing one of those sexy nurse outfits then I made a last minute decision to NOT do that

//--------Day 4--------//

Prompt: honey

Little to say about this, other than I love him a lot💕💕

//--------Day 5--------//

Prompt: Theatre play

Yeah the caption says enough.

//--------Day 6--------//

Prompt: Stickers

Yeah I uh, forgot that this whole thing was like a pun on inktober and y'know the character ink and this whole thing is called inktobertale, derailed a lil bit but 'm gonna get back on track after this I swear😭

//--------Day 7--------//

Prompt: Gingham

Yeah I basically know my ass to my elbow when it comes to textiles and stuff like that so I had to research some things. Anyways, Gingham is cute :3 tempted to make that skele an actual oc but like I can't be bothered.

Here's the prompt list btw

Yeah so uh, see ya next week til I've gotten the next batch done ... unless you wanna have it done one by one? Idk, tell me your thoughts. ALSO HAHA bit reluctant about showing this cuz of the MASSIVE sidetrack for like the majority of the week

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wormonastringtheory · 1 year

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if you wanna show me a post please tag #wormielook!

welcome everyone new

important note: i am deeply dedicated to liberatory and decolonial movements and as such i post about mutual aid, protests, etc quite a bit. it's okay not to understand everything, if you have questions message and I'll forward you resources written by respective communities and to organizers/writers who discuss their liberation/literature

i am way too obsessed with MCR. I'm also an archivist for multiple interests. I'm way too interested in ultramarathon running (even though I cannot participate), tornadoes, robotics, and fall out boy. ok a bit more about me

basics:

-23 y/o

-disabled both physically and mentally (HSD, likely autism, severe brain fog, long haul COVID symptoms, a mast cell disorder, tourettes, Metatarsalgia, ADHD, IBS, POTS, OCD, GAD and Depression, PTSD, and a suspected brain injury, amongst other things)

-artist! i do digital art, textile work (making patches and v basic hand sewing), traditional drawing and painting (usually acrylic on canvas), crocheting, and collage

-loosely bigender. my gender is fluid and expansive to some extent so labelling is complicated. Kinda a butch, kinda a trans man.

-he/they/xe/vamp pronouns

-sapphic as fuck and that's important to my identity, lesbian I think. again beyond that not into firm labels. mostly t4t or queer4queer, and ace/aro spectrum

-polyamorous

-one of the biggest joys of people in my life (and my trusted sources for media reccommendations) is @milfsrights

-my best friend, platonic soulmate and other half is @frilly09

-irl bestieeee and loml is @anour22 ❤️❤️❤️❤️

interests:

-tornadoes. literally anything about them, and most natural disasters tbh

-harm reduction and street outreach, mutual aid organizing

-theology

-history (especially queer history, revolutionary actions and protest movements)

-zines (IM NOT NORMAL ABOUT ZINES)

-minatures

-seals

-antarctica

-library sciences

-music!! fall out boy, mcr, mitski, lianne la havas, willow, frank tichelli, nina simone, the staples singers, stevie wonder, against me!, pure hell, the muslims, the mountain goats, elton john, paramore, yana perrault, anju, the jerry cans, tessa violet, ruby waters, status non-status, r & b, punk, and soul

-tv/movies: repo! the genetic opera, goldfinch, best in miniature

-plays/broadway: wicked, hadestown, waitress, had a major deh phase too

-robotics! i am a mentor of a team and volunteer at competitions

-rare disorders, diseases, and conditions

-plushies! i am a collector, i have 109, most of them were gifts from friends and family or from my childhood

-disability justice

-biology, especially reptiles, foxes, spiders and amphibians

-linguistics! currently learning hebrew

-running and athletics

-gentle parenting and montessori (i am not a parent)

-crochet and fibre arts

-anarchism

-transit

-mountaineering disasters

-orphan sources/radiological incidents

-songwriting

-house shows/diy culture

-tattoos

-dan and phil

-safiya nygaard

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jess-moloney · 3 months

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Analyzing The Jess Interview [Part One]

Note: I can't stand her voice so I used auto-generated captions to read what she was saying but even when the captions were clearly wrong and I listened to her I couldn't understand her much better because of how she speaks a lot of it's very slurred together so this was the best I could do.

The first thing she says is that she's in Antigua with a client named Mara:

...so I am here to you know manage the project and yeah -Jess

That's how she speaks as a project manager? Even if it's a secret project, fine, can't she explain more about what she does or how she's managing the project? This is like a lawyer saying "I work at this legal firm where I'm a lawyer". Which can cover an extensive range of things seeing as how lawyers do a broad range of things. In my experience, most people within an area of expertise will not hesitate to give you specifics of their job duties even if they can't tell you the rest because of "confidentiality".

Also, she's only following one person named Mara from her account (a celebrity hairstylist) and Mara does not follow her back. So....same Mara? Different Mara? Did she completely make this up? Who knows.

I danced um from when I was very small so I did ballet and contemporary and I never wanted to be a professional dancer but I wanted to be a dance teacher so that's what I thought I would do um I went to a performing arts college um because I did acting as well...so yes so I always wanted to to go into dance teaching um and it was kind of always it that like. -Jess

She does say "UM" a lot, which is very odd for someone who also held so many jobs in PR and marketing which would require her to speak to the press or the public considering this is an extremely unprofessional way to speak. Ignoring that, let's look at all she said here.

She did contemporary ballet, but she never wanted to be a professional dancer she wanted to teach it (for some reason she never explains) and she also says she went to a performing arts college because she also did acting. She never says what college or where this happened. Seems like she's just checking off random boxes. Also, it should be noted that ballet is pretty much widely known for being full of people with eating disorders. [source]

There was never anything else I kind of considered the police for a minute and then was like no um so yeah...and actually I applied to be a PCSO when I was like 18 didn't get in and I think that's for the best - Jess

So she also wanted to be a police officer, going as far as to allegedly apply but not get in (If this even happened who knows). How do you go from ballet when you are young, to wanting to be a dance instructor, to applying for the police academy? Does this woman have any clue who she is or what she wants to do or is it all a lie? I mean she's even brought up the fact that she did acting at this performing arts college as well. What happened to that?

I was academic but it was mainly like creative it was dance and drama and I did textiles and things like that um and it really was only when I was tilling out my Ucas form that kind of out of nowhere I was like maybe I wanna get into fashion -Jess

So far we have, ballet, acting, police officer, drama, textiles, and out of nowhere fashion. Of all things. Which she goes on to admit that she'd never done before. She says she'd done textiles before (but doesn't really elaborate on what she did or what that even means) but not fashion. Still she describes this as something she did completely at random for no reason just because she wanted to and had no experience in whatsoever.

I spoke to like my dance teachers and it was actually one particular dance teacher that was like "why don't you go into fashion university?and if you decide that isn't the right career for you like dance will always be there..." -Jess

As I am to understand per her explanation, she'd never been interested in fashion before, ever, then suddenly wanted to get into it, and then one of her dance teachers said she should do it. Even though according to her she'd danced her whole life. What exactly would make this instructor tell her that she should go into fashion when she even admits herself that she never had any real interest in it before or had done it? Why not encourage her to keep dancing since she was already so good at it or whatever? Does this make any sense to anyone? It's like she gets bored every 5 minutes and picks a new career.

Everyone of course wanted to go to London College Of Fashion but I had kind of only really discovered it so to speak -Jess

She didn't know of the London College Of Fashion but she also knew that everyone wanted to go there but knew nothing about fashion and decided to apply anyway because suddenly she wants to go into this line of work. The "business end" of things not design. Keep this in mind for later.

She says they only allowed 50 people into her course that she was applying to which was fashion management and this is out of thousands of applicants, she says, but somehow they chose her out of all those people (even though she openly admits she had no experience in this or connections or any actual reason they should have approved her into this program). She also says that her specialism was in marketing.

I only wanted to go and work for Levis in Brussels...so I was like that's it I don't wanna apply for anything else -Jess

She goes on from there to explain that her Uni says that she wasn't going to get the internship and that she had to apply for something else because she didn't have the experience to warrant Levis hiring her but she insisted that was the only place she wanted to work. Then magically somehow she got in.

A woman with no experience in fashion, marketing, any sort of anything, miraculously got this internship after also miraculously getting into a fashion uni when she never had any interest in fashion before applying to the uni. Hell, she says she didn't even know about LCF before that point (even though she clearly did because she said everyone wanted to go there).

I got an internship at Vivienne Westwood...I just emailed them...so I basically got an internship with Vivienne Westwood -Jess

Her entire explanation about how she got this internship was that she just emailed them one day and they gave her the internship. With little to no experience in anything other than I guess she had been an intern for Levis and she claims that at some point she wanted to be a stylist so she interned with some stylist but didn't like it. From all of that non-experience, she somehow got an email to contact Vivienne Westwood and then they gave her the internship....what? Then she says she did the internship, left Vivienne Westwood, and then she got a job somewhere before even graduating. At that first job, she got a phone call pretty much immediately from Westwood and their PR team had a job interview opening and wanted to interview her.

She says that she had stayed friends with her bosses from the internship and they remembered how great she was so they pushed her forward to getting the job. She also didn't want to live in the UK she wanted to move to America she tried to get a job with Westwood offices in L.A but that didn't work out. She says she didn't feel like she could "grow" at the company. She says at that job she made a bunch of contacts with people and celebrities and decided she wanted to get into PR and celebrity management, skipping over, you know that whole scandal she was involved in with Vivienne Westwood.

So basically I left them moved on to another role and that was I'd like to say PR and celebs working in that role and that naturally then stepped into looking at management -Jess

All of this is very vague and weird, that she loved working for the company but also felt that she couldn't grow there so she wanted to leave? She tried to get a job in America but they didn't give her the job and then she brushed shoulders with some celebrities. Except she was already in PR because she was doing PR for Vivienne Westwood but she talks about this like she wanted to get into PR when the entire reason she was hired in the first place was a PR job which she even said. Once again, I'm confused.

Then she goes on to tell her story about how she met Machine Gun Kelly which is even more bizarre.

Um so I me Machine Gun Kelly when I was at Vivienne Westwood, so it's like totally rogue how it all happened....I was like Oh my god this guy's sick and like he looked great and I've got to dress him... -Jess

I don't know why this was something she thought at all because as mentioned previously, she interned with a stylist but didn't like it and said styling wasn't for her so she quit that internship now suddenly she wants to be a stylist for Machine Gun Kelly even though her job at Vivienne Westwood had nothing to do with styling or celebrity management she was the senior press officer for their PR.

So I found this random email that I honestly couldn't even tell you who it was at the time I found this email and I was just like hey like I word at Westwood and I really like Machine Gun Kelly's Music um let me know if you're ever in London or if I can dress you for anything -Jess

What we are looking at here is complete and utter made-up nonsense. This is definitely not a truthful story. Clearly, she met MGK somehow because they follow each other on IG (though he's never publicly acknowledged her nor did he ever like or comment on one of the many posts about him on her account either). She only has one weird photobooth photo with him which looks to be at some party and she put the tag for MGK over herself because that makes sense, I guess?

What I don't understand here at all is how she was not a stylist, never wanted to do anything in fashion when it came to design, interned with a stylist and hated it, worked for PR for Westood but also apparently didn't work for PR even though that's what she was hired for and then found a "random email" and got in touch with MGK and he loved her so much that they became besties forever when he came into London and she met his team.

Whatever this story is, it's leaving out a bunch of details or was made up on the spot because really analyze what she's saying here and everything she's said so far and how none of it makes sense. These things just keep randomly happening to her by chance or coincidence because she's "so great" that everyone just "has to have her" and she's offering job services to people that she doesn't even do but they hire her for it anyway?

Anyway this interview is ridiculously long and I'm not going to cover it in one post but if you can't see all the red flags just from this first half of it...I don't know why. It's so odd and contradictory. The way she speaks is entirely unprofessional and nothing she says is even half way believable. I don't know why the woman interviewing her didn't call her out on any of it or ask her to elaborate more but if this is the story she's telling people about herself. how did she ever get hired to do anything for anyone in the first place?

Stay tuned for part two. Link to the interview is here if you want to confirm for yourself she said all these things.

#jess moloney #jamie campbell bower #jamie bower #thoughts #Interview

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paranormeow7 · 8 months

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I’ve been thinking about the vampire subtypes in my oc world a bunch but I realized I haven’t talked abt them much… so here goes lol- info on some of the ones I’ve come up with !!

rose is a flora vampire, slang term “woods witch”, the first subtype I thought up while fine tuning her. Vampires originated after the murder of the worlds Guardian (more on them in a future post), as most of the strange and surreal oddities of my oc world did. sometimes a person would go missing into the monolithic, ever growing, offputting forest and never come back. More and more people ended up this way, becoming the very first race of vampires, who were more based on the traditional idea of the creature, with some differences. Longer lifespans, yet mortal. Sensitive to sun, but unable to be instantly killed by it.

Once vampires as a species began to evolve and spread, they began to adapt to their new environments, spawning different subtypes. The flora vampires evolved from those who remained in the forest, appearing much more elvish and slightly animalistic. I based their appearances mostly off of rabbits!!

Very rudimentary sketch, but here’s what a typical one might look like!! They tend to be 5-10 feet tall and may or may not be born with mutations such as tails, long necks, stretched limbs, saber teeth etc. they are covered in a fine, peach fuzz like fur and range from mostly humanoid to very creature :] they love making art and sharing it!! Flora textiles are highly treasured and of some of the most breathtaking quality in the world.

The flower inside the body is the core of their power, allowing them to do things such as commune with spirits/animals, grow plants out of their flesh, and even control the wildlife around them if powerful enough (these powers vary and they can do more than these examples). This flower feeds off of blood. The more blood drank, the more powerful you get, but if you don’t have enough in your system, the flower will spread its roots throughout your body and feed off of your own blood supply, like a parasite.

This subtype mostly keeps to their own community in the center of the forest, however some leaders may commune with outsiders. If you wish to join, they’ll bite you, turning you into one of them and allowing you to live in their community. They are very close to one another, hold communication skills in high regard and are in tune with nature/the spirit world, making them a good ally to have when dealing with the paranormal beings that infest the world.

The sun affects these vampires the least, however they are still sensitive to it and are prone to sun sickness, symptoms including fatigue, lethargy, forgetfulness and skin lesions in mild cases, and depression, amnesia, wasting and necrosis in severe cases.

The next subtype i wanna write about are the terra vampires, slang term “tunnellers”. Probably one of the subtypes least equipped for life outside of their habitat. They may walk on all fours or two legs as they please, and they mostly live underground, although they are most known for the massive community residing in the central metropolis.

This city is ideal for these vampires as almost no sunlight is let in, as the city is a massive, closed off entanglement of metal sprouting out of the ground that almost seems to simulate mole tunnelling systems. The further in you go, the less sun you’ll receive until there’s simply none at all. It’s pretty hard to explain what the city is like, but I’ve been planning on making some concept art that should show it better.

Another shitass sketch lol. These vampires are blind, and the rest of their senses are highly elevated. They mostly get around through touch and sound, and are built for navigating claustrophobic, maze like environments. They come in human and inhuman skin tones, however pale/ashy and slightly translucent. Their hair is thick and fur like, and the tallest they get is 6ft standing up, even that is rare. They have an excellent music scene, fun fact!! They also love food and run amazing restaurants, though most of the food is blood based as it’s intended for vampire consumption.

These vampires are a bit of a hivemind and can communicate with one another through a psychic connection. They mostly travel in colonies, although sometimes you’ll catch one alone. Vampires can be excommunicated from the hive if they do something horrible enough. Betraying a fellow terran is one of the highest offenses, and being separated from the hivemind is a deeply traumatizing and mind breaking punishment. “Feral” terrans are usually those who have been exiled like this, and they have no sense of self. Their behavior stems from extreme, murderous, blind aggression to simply wandering aimlessly until they starve.

These vampires have little to no blood in their bodies to begin with, and drink it in order to supplement this lack of supply so they can keep moving and stay stable. Lack of blood causes a general inability to function properly along with a severe dampening of the senses. If left too long without blood, the flesh begins to rot and the bones start to crumble.

These vampires powers are mostly attached to their elevated senses. Some can hear conversations from a mile away and will be able to tell you who’s talking, or tell you the details of a tv show from an apartment 3 train stops away, others can tell exactly what any object or surface are by touch, etc. however, some of the more powerful may be able to manipulate soundwaves or give off intoxicating scent pheromones in order to subdue prey. Pheromone emitting individuals sometimes may be used as living drugs in certain backroom clubs (city slang for hidden, taboo or unethical operations).

If exposed to sunlight, terrans will quickly develop a severe, deadly sun sickness in which senses are overloaded to an unbearable degree, flesh begins to wither and flake off, internal bleeding begins, quickly draining a boiling blood supply, and bones begin to melt as a result of the extreme body temperature of the afflicted, enough to give someone 3rd degree burns if touched. Even if the sun wasn’t a problem, this subtype isn’t built for open areas and one wouldn’t last very long if made to live in one.

These vampires have rich cultures and communities that I’ll probably post about later, and there are more subtypes than this in my oc world, but this post is too long already !! Hope y’all thought this was even a little interesting. Peace!! (feel free to make ocs of these if u want lol)

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hotluncheddie · 6 months

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15 Questions Game!

thank u @pearynice for the tag!! (i think i did this ages ago but idc)

1. Are you named after anyone?

not really! but i do share my middle name with my nan :)

2. When was the last time you cried?

yesterday! i was feeling cooky crazy but it helped a lot

3. Do you have kids?

No!!

4. What sports do you play/ have played?

i used to play netball and rounders in school

and i used to swim a lot more - wanna get back into that soon

5. Do you use sarcasm?

ya (i thought everyone did but sometimes its a question on stuff so maybe some cultured don't??)

6. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

probably things like what they're wearing or tattoos or piercings, bc i'm interested in that

7. What’s your eye color?

blue! 🧿👄🧿

8. Scary movie or happy endings?

happy ending! i am baby!

9. Any talents?

i can sew and draw kinda but those are more job/career type things for me so idk if its a talent.

i can make a mean grilled cheese

10. Where were you born?

11. What are your hobbies?

my main productive part of society hobby is yoga

but tbh my hobby rn is this silly fucking tumblr account (the steddie special interest brain worms won't go away)

12. Do you have any pets?

no but my family is getting a dog soon :)

13. How tall are you?

5’7”

14. Favorite subject in school?

my degrees in fashion so it was always the creative subjects like art / film / textiles etc

15. Dream job?

i do not dream of labour

but i hope one day to make more art

no pressure tags!

@xxfiction-is-my-realityxx @hammity-hammer @cherrycolasteve @misplacedintimeandchronology

#hotlunch #personal #tag game #hehehe

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3,6,13,14 for the ask game! 💛

3. Least favorite things to draw?

I despiseeeeee drawing objects i dont understand xD my minds eye can only fill so many blanks before im on pinterest desperately looking for a good reference to use lol. i think i just hate struggling asdhjkasdha

6. Which artists inspire you right now?

annalauraart is one of my favs atm!!! i do find myself being inspired by textile artists these days :D theres so many but i like the ones who sew their own clothes, bags, accessories, and i like the ones who make those cute mug coasters with punch needling

13. Show your favorite drawing from last year

i've shown this one so many times but ahhhh i can't get over it :3 they're so in love and i think i really nailed the way theyre lookin at each other. like the rest of the world isnt there, just them <3

14. How has your art changed over the years?

all the art is under the cut! (this is very long btw)

July 2015 - I drew me! (im 15 here) I drew this on my mom's ipad. I was having trouble finding my style around this time and i just tried my best lol

April 2017 - (im 17 here) yeahhhh its my voltron era :') ngl i had a good time in the beginning when the fandom was pretty small. i drew every day around this time and it lead to a looooot of improvement which was epic.

June 2017 - i drew this for nerdecrafter and it was a huge moment bc she saw it and loved it! i never really drew irl people so this was super fun and made me wanna keep trying new things :D

June 2017 - trying new things!! i started becoming very ambitious and i was sooo so proud of this painting. i did it in photoshop with brushes i found on deviantart.

August 2017 - i drew this right after a livestream or youtube interview of the va of pidge from voltron saying this teehee she saw it and loved it!!!!!! added more confidence in myself :D

August 2017 - i painted this at school! the new doctor trailer just came out and i was so excited :D i worked on it in my animation class after i got my work done bc we had some new epic computers in there with photoshop and maya yahooo. i think this was my first big painting?? i remember spending a few days on this.

September 2017 - i saw a lot of other artists posting their pencil sketches so i made this one specifically for posting and seeing if the algorithm was indeed leaning toward this. i was correct and this one did very well LOL babys first media and marketing analysis

October 2017 - learning about what makes a small internet comic good! I put this on redbubble and my animation teacher bought it :D she wore it in class and it was very cool (she said she feels this way all the time as a teacher lmao)

December 2017 - learned about side profiles! i tried really hard on this one and tbh i think it was pretty good for that stage in my art

March 2018 - my big hero 6 x voltron au GAHHHH still one of my most viewed videos on my youtube channel. My moms favorite video on my channel too. tbh the process for recreating the background was so tedious so i have mixed feelings about this one lol but man it was huge at the time

June 2018 - wowie non-vld art ! this is tracer from ow in the skin that had just released at the time. i liked playing with the lighting effects a lot :D

July 2018 - yeah more lighting effects :D

July 2018 - my oc prince bread! i didnt really make ocs before this and it started a tiny little series of food royalty. very fun to think of ideas for

July 2018 - i think its still pretty but man i hate those hands LOL i was victim to that trend of putting the two middle fingers together >:c

January 2019 - Okay i know i just said i didnt like that hand trend but here it looks so good. i looooove this painting!!! there are so many mistakes but i think i pulled it off pretty well anyway

August 2019 - another food oc, named princess mac and cheese! it was fun to draw her teehee

August 2019 - my first sponsored post LOL they sent me free shoes but they sucked. im actually trying to get rid of them atm hahaha i learned how to read a contract, amend it, and negotiate. super fun artist stuff lmao

August 2019 - trying new things again with lighting :D also her va saw the post and liked it yahoooo!!!

September 2019 - bought some paint for the first time!!! i was influenced to buy those paul rubens lol i like this painting a lot

September 2019 - i applied to be a monster prom artist and i got rejected wah wah :c my friends were super into the game at the time and they really rooted for me but alas it wasnt meant to be (good thing too bc this took forever and gave me hand cramps lol i wouldve suffered so much with a big workload)

June 2020 - trying painting yahooo!! i got a bunch of winsor and newton gouache tubes for $1 each which was crazy. i still have them!

December 2020 - he has come back!!!!!!!! idk what inspired this but i just wanted to draw worg again :3 i was trying to chill out and draw more loosely here

August 2021 - learning about how to sculpt my art with lighting :D this one still gets notes so thats fun

February 2022 - i've...... never had so many people go wild for a drawing....... :o !!

April 2022 - this freaking guy!!!!!!!! anyway playing more with the idea of sculpting my drawings

April 2022 - made a new oc i LOVEEEEEE and learning to be more chill lol and i was really scared of lineart and color at this point so i was just sketching (it had been so long since i got to draw regularly bc of college so i was having a hard time)

September 2022 - was getting more confident with color again!

September 2023 - yeah i went insane mode on this :D i LOOOVE this one!!!!!!!!!!!!! one of my favs of all time!!!!!!!

January 2024 - yeah i also went insane mode on this!!!!!!!!! this one made me super excited to color and try crazy colors in paintings :D funfact: i was watching jerma play the stanely parable 2 the entire time drawing this :D

this is kinda where im at now! ive learned a lot and it look a long time to get here but im glad i did :D

#djsadbean answers #ask game #thanks for the ask!

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medusaspeach · 1 year

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hey! just wanted to say that your art is just so, so beautiful

i've been loving greek mythology since kindergaten, and the way you draw makes me love it even more, if possible

especially because you don't draw the characters with just a white plain gown, I'm tired of people who still think ancient greece was colourless when we have so much proof it wasn't!

thank your for drawing with such passion

have a great day!

Hello :) First I just wanna say, thank you! 💙✨ I was guilty of doing the white gown thing too when I first started... haha those aesthetics y'know?

After a bit of online searching tho, you can easily see examples of many colored/patterned garments from the ancient world in frescos, paintings, pottery, statues, and even some surviving textiles. I do think white gowns have a place and time. I like to consider the era, and socioeconomic status when designing and applying color. Trying to keep it fairly "realistic" for mortals but with the gods, I feel like I can go a little wilder.

#askbox #i do take a lot of liberties #thanks for your message!#anyway i am rambling #omg

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lightninginhersoul · 7 months

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15 questions, 15 mutuals

Thanks for the tag @janewaysratherirregularstarlog

1. Are you named after anyone?

Not my first name! My middle name is my maternal grandmother's name which is awesome because she's an absolute badass

2. When was the last time you cried?

Um the last time i absolutely sobbed? Two days ago. Cried at all? Last night

3. Do you have kids?

Not yet, ask me again in 5-10 years

4. What sports do you play/have played?

I was a three sport athlete pretty much from the age of 6 to 18 but it changed a lot. The last set was field hockey, swimming, and softball (hell yeah! i miss my teams!). I also ran cross country, played terrible basketball, soccer, and archery. Now I mostly just hike and swim but I'm thinking about volunteering as a referee for the younger leagues on weekends so I don't have to be stressed about calls.

5. Do you use sarcasm?

Who, me? Never

6. What's the first thing you notice about people?

Likely the outfit, the costumer in me will not go away ever. After that, probably face and height

7. What’s your eye color?

Blue!

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings plz !

9. Any talents?

Maybe that I have a million hobbies and find it really easy to pick up textile arts? That I taught myself how to spin my field hockey stick and am really good at air dribbling? Otherwise I'm sure all my friends could tell you my talents but I sure can't

10. Where were you born?

The you ess of ayyyyy (North east US)

11. What are your hobbies?

Oh boy let's go! Star Wars, cosplay, hiking, writing, reading, drawing, painting, video games, embroidery, bobbin lace, sewing, mending (visibly and invisibly), knitting, crochet (relearning rn), calligraphy, wood carving, lathe work, woodworking in general/carpentry, wood burning, d&d, scrapbooking, tarot, baking, and probably a few more I'm forgetting. (yes I have adhd how could you tell?)

12. Do you have any pets?

Not at the moment but as soon as I live somewhere with space I'm gonna get a kitten (2)

13. How tall are you?

5'8"

14. Favorite subject in school?

This is not a fair question because at my graduation they mentioned that my favorite class was all 8 that I was taking...I'd pick what I went to college for but I got two majors and two minors in different things too? I guess I'll say English in a pinch but this is super hard

15. Dream job?

Getting to be a college professor for the humanities that I have degrees in (rather difficult given the market but that's a dream for next decade maybe after I stop my current job which is also cool I love engineering but like hmm to create art) or becoming a vampire and having my job be Student as I get degrees in basically every subject ever

Gonna tag some of my mutuals now and absolutely no pressure! Know that I think you're awesome and really cool!

@old-bird @chesapeakewoman @the-egginator @dioxizinegreeen @toofewtrueblue @acetheasshat @squagel @chickalupe @raevenlywrites @marisolinspades @explodingfurby @sir-jeffers11 @raineydaywrites @slightly-strange-girl @shouldnt-you-be-doing-work

(also if any other mutuals wanna do this please feel free!)

#tumblr vibes #tag games #hobbies #e

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gaymerasmus · 1 year

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OMG UR REQS R OPEN!

Can I request a tf2 matchup pls?

I apologise in advance, this is a long one.

Physical appearance:

- I’m not tall [*cough*like5’1*cough*] | I’m a bloody stick, some average meat but I’m still a lanky lil shit.

- Short undercut brunette hair with [somewhat emo] right-sweeping bangs, they naturally sweep left but look fluffier when swept right.

- I am in fact, whiter than sour-cream with very-very light freckles on my face, you gotta be CLOSE to see them.

- I have weird, blue-ish/green-ish/grey eyes. I swear I’ll never know their real colour because they pull a one-two-switcheroo depending on lighting.

- I wear big, thick-lensed, thin black-frame glasses and due to my rapidly declining eyesight I am practically blind without them.

- My right eyebrow has a slit cause I got bored, but I like it and it’s staying (and a piercing bc I can)

- I have size 10[?] gauges [/stretchers, whatever you call the things that stretch your earring holes], I plan to go bigger.

- I tend to wear a lot of black clothing and I have a very punk/alt/emo/grunge style. That, or I’ll look like a dad in cargo shorts and an over shirt thats given up.

About me:

- Trans guy | He/Him pronouns | Preferred name is Corvinn | Gay

- Aussie, very prominent accent, have been mistaken for a Brit because of ‘how I speak’ [I cuss more than a sailor]?

- Diagnosed with A.D.H.D., anxiety, depression and high functioning A.S.D. [that’s the main shit, the combination also causes insomnia lol] | Excess stimulation causes overloads and makes me temporarily non-verbal | My brain gets overly bored if there’s a lack of stimulation | I don‘t know SL because I started having non-verbal episodes in 8th grade. I’ll communicate using my phones notes app, tts or a very confusing game of charades | Stims include; flappy hands when emotionally overwhelmed, rapid leg bouncing when I’m anxious/focusing/listening to music, playing with my/the ear lobes of a person I trust for comfort | I twitch on occasion, I don’t think it’s serious; just painful-ish head/neck/shoulder jerks and non-painful leg/arm jerks accompanied by a grunt/verbal tic [I mainly squeak]/strained face | I have a bad habit of apologising/excusing myself after I twitch | Mental health is poor but I’m trying to get better and I think I’m heading in the right direction.

- Extremely self-conscious of my voice [think it’s too high] and height:(

- Self-taught aspiring artist of 8/9 years now | I do both digital and physical art | Tend to be more digital | When I do physical art it’s mostly sketching and watercolours | Plan to become a body artist in future.

- I’m easily excitable, but I’m told it’s annoying so I try not to but then that kind of leads to me not showing any outward emotion which also upsets people.

- I can sew and I own a sewing machine | Fun fact, I wanted to be a cosplayer when I was younger. Settling for a show-off in my textiles class [friend of mine’s a model/influencer and I’m gonna turn them into dress-up doll lmao].

- I was raised on shit like Korn, SlipKnot and LimpBizkit- I gotta fight to stay awake when metal is playing in the car.

- Favourite colour is all of them.

- I wanna get more piercings; left lower-lip, septum, and venoms.

- My Dad doesn’t think I can sing but a bunch of people have said otherwise. I’m currently at the point where I have no stage but I must sing.

Interests:

- I’m interested in textile practices.

- The Walten Files

- Marble Hornets

- Creepypasta

- Slasher films

- Hazbin Hotel/Heluva Boss

- DSMP

- Horror and paranormal shit

- ARG’s [I suck, but I enjoy watching others]

- FNAF [here since 2016, will cause physical altercations if opposed]

- All of animation YouTube

- Video essays on weird and obscure shit.

- Beloved YouTube blorbos include; CJ the X, Grayson projects, HarleyTBS, Izzzyzzz, Quinton Reviews, Chad Chad, LS Mark, Danny Gonzalez, Drew Goodeen, Mama Max, Nexpo, Manlybadasshero, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Neytirix, Noah Finnce, The Click, Sagan Hawkes, Pagan Valley, Wendigoon, Strange æons, Super Eyepatch Wolf, TFIL, Game Theory, TomSka, Pyrocynical, and many more.

- True crime

- Current main hyperfixation; MCR.

- I love animals. I used to have a pure black cat, he ded now tho:(

- Video games.

Dislikes:

- Seafood

- Rumours

- Twitter drama [unless someone like TRO is feeding it to me in form of a video essay], if I have to hear about one more person being cancelled by a random group of 13 year old white girls over literally nothing I am going to flip my shit😀

- Country/opera/classical music [to be fair, I’ll listen to classical but it just sends me to sleep, it’s too slow for me, sorry]

- Trolls [I’m fine when it’s harmless and all in good fun but when it gets toxic is where I draw the line]

- And a lot of fandoms I refuse to name because they are really toxic and will stop at nothing to find me🚪🏃‍♂️💨🧍‍♂️

Sorry this is so long, hope it’s okay. You don’t have to do it if you don’t want to, no pressure! Anyway, it’s super la- early. I’m going to bed. Have a nice [insert time here]. Also, thanks and remember to take care of yourself!

Hullo hullo welcome and thank you!! You are paired with...

Demoman!!

Honestly this one was a really close call, but when I really thought about it I couldn't get Mr. Explodey Man out of my head. He sees you as super passionate and well rounded, both qualities he can appreciate! This man comes from a very straightforward and strict upbringing, so having your radiant personality and look nearby is honestly pretty refreshing for him.

I can see your dynamic including a lot of hurt/comfort influences, as well as some partners in crime and like a little friends to lovers vibe. He's very much an optimist and loves keeping your spirits up! He understands a lot of what you're going through (*coughs*t4t*coughs*) so expect a lot of advice and validating comments. Definitely tries to get you into some mischievous activities when bored, trouble is this guy's middle name (it's actually Finnegan). That's not to say he doesn't mind lounging about the house, learning about one of your interests through videos you watch or just listening to you ramble. He might fall asleep on you if you're not careful tho.

Demoman is also a very adaptable man. He's been around and seen a lot in his time, so he comes perfectly prepared for nearly everything you may need from him. It does surprise him at first when exposed to your stims and tics, but only for a moment! He finds stims that show your trust endearing, and certainly doesn't mind getting anything you need if you're having a bad day. He definitely seems like the type to catch on to what the different stims mean pretty quick. If he notices you're getting anxious he may subtly rest a hand on your leg, or lead you away from an area until you're no longer overstimulated. Once he learns about your non-verbal bouts he always keeps a pen and notepad nearby. Just very subtle and gentle things that shows he cares because he really really does.

He also adores your music taste!! Very chaotic instrumentals and throaty singing gets him all kinds of hyped. He tries to pass that hype on to you and it works about 99% of the time. When you're both bouncing with energy he'll gladly take you out somewhere to burn energy (and cause trouble). The best thing about Tavish is that this man can make anything fun. Simple things like taking out the trash, running errands, even going on a quiet walk end up becoming your most cherished memories with him. He always hums a tune from songs you like when he picks up on you smiling more.

Expect to meet his mother!! I have a feeling he plays it a bit old school when it comes to relationships, so he'd absolutely insist upon you meeting her. He also just really loves his mom. When you're both ready he invites you to his (fucking huge) house for tea. He's very confident you'll hit it off right away! It starts slow, but once you mention your experience with textiles she beams. Having experience herself; she happily shows you some pieces she's made for her family and for her. She asks that you update her with anything you make in the future, so I think you can safely say she likes you. It makes demoman very happy to see you getting along.

To summarize; he absolutely adores your presence in his life. He'll try his absolute best to make you happy, and loves laughing with you about anything and everything. I hope you liked it!!

#tf2 matchup #tf2 headcanons #thank you for the ask!#demoman tf2 #tf2

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mxescargot · 1 year

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wow pinned post!

[Profile picture description: An image of KAITO, an anime-style character with fair skin, short messy blue hair, and a headset, against a muted genderfluid pride flag background. End ID]

[Header description: a digital drawing of a glowing white butterfly perched atop the spherical knob of a brass cage. Also atop the cage is a decorative horn to one side of the knob; the entire cage is coated in a translucent, glowing white filigree pattern that varies in opacity, getting brighter towards the butterfly. End ID]

helix or leucine or kamino, they/them mostly, minor, east asian, adhd diagnosed autism vibechecked by every autistic person i know, disabled and a mobility aid user, very queer, also a median system that mostly uses i/me dwai

tealblood, prospit dreamer, mage of light ✨

i try to put image descriptions on my posts with images whenever possible and i use tonetags when i feel like tone is unclear. posts with undescribed images are tagged #no ids

i talk in caps and i dont tag weaponry or most "creepy crawlies"; i tag arthropods as #bugs for my own usage though. most common triggers + foo d and fire are tagged #trigger, #cw trigger, or #trigger mention

im buddhist and talk abt that + my interest in other religions under #religion

my occasional vents are tagged #vent, block that if u dont wanna see them

i reclaim cripple and queer

dni in a nutshell: dont be awful or assholeish or exclusionary (esp militantly so) thanks, more detailed dni in my carrd

i draw things sometimes (usually in autodesk sketchbook) and thats under #helix draws, sloppy stuff is under #helix doodles

i dont make much music but what i do is under #helix composes even though the only thing there rn is not an original composition

i answer mostly non-askgame asks under #helix answers and other talky talking is under #helix talks

i have so many fandoms a list can be found in my carrd although it is probably not complete also i have ocs in some of the fandoms and ocs in my own universes; here is a list of most of them

for whatever reason my current hyperfixation is now Homestuck (done reading canon story!), and i have special interests in biology, costuming/textiles, and linguistics as well as old sci fi, social justice, and US politics i think?

pfp by @prosekai-pride, header my own screenshot redraw from the silksong trailer

my carrd hasnt been seriously updated since i was in a big "heck yeah art is my Thing" phase sorry about that lmao

#pinned post #helix talks #i am writing this what is for me late at night as a morning person bear with the. absolute rambly nonsense

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