thinking about how if the 2012 boys met the rottmnt boys, there is ABSOLUTELY a chance that 2012!Raph would see Rise!Raph and just immediately be reminded of Slash and he just... can't relax around him. and the 2012 boys know why he's reacting that way, and they just support their brother in any way they can, but Rise!Raph doesn't get it, and even though he tries to get to know his counterpart, he can't really get past 2012!Raph flinching every time he comes close to him or reaches out towards one of his brothers
and it's not until Rise!Leo figures out that something's up, so he goes to talk to him, and oh, 2012!Raph can't resist this version of his brother, because he's reminded so much of himself, so he absolutely ends up telling Rise!Leo everything, and there may be tears involved.
Rise!Leo being like "omg you're just like me fr" and comparing Guilt™️, and yes their conversation ends with 2012!Raph actually being able to relax and joke around with his counterpart, but now 2012!Raph and Rise!Leo are attached at the hip because they've bonded over their ✨trauma✨, and if anyone tries to separate them they're probably getting bitten
Anytime I see a Tumblr poll regarding TMNT, you can just tell the people who are voting for Rottmnt or just Rise Donnie are obviously not thinking/analyzing the question and just voting for them based on favoritism/“it’s the only series I watched”. 
A new competitor for the all-reigning Donnie- (Mean Girl)
Tw: brief mentions of murder and blood, MC being sad sad
When Leo notices the bloody sheets the morning after the murder, he's a little confused. Until he catches sight of the headline blaring on the TV. Immediately, he knows that it was Donnie. Since Raph committed felony during the daytime.
He watches your interactions with people and Donnie's expression all day. He feels a little bad, watching you mope around all day, like you were dead inside. He didn't like the person you were dating either, but in a way his morals are far too good to just see you suffer.
So out of Donnie's eye, he approaches you, asking how you're feeling over the whole disappearance. He's not intense or over pushing it. Just simply checking how you're functioning.
Inevitably, he gets on your good side in an instant. Sure, he may be a pick-me bimbo, but he's still nice to be around. Leo knows Donnie is looming over his back, absolutely livid that he's blocking him off.
But Leo could care less.
His sibling was stupid enough to commit a drastic crime after losing all his morals, so he was going to act hero instead. It humors Leo, knowing that his ever-so-perfect sibling has lost it. It's like watching ice melt. Slowly thawing out into a pitiful puddle of water.
After a few months, you're still completely avoiding Donnie, and seemingly unaffected by him (Leo has had some intense fights with Donnie at home).
Leo has slowly dug himself into your heart, and plans to stay there. He's willing to defend his title against Donnie's maniacal ways.
(Idk ig I'm just starting a little war between the two)
💜 here, you take your time with your irl stuff BUT just know that I 100% support you doing a part two of big sis reader getting revenge for Mikey against Bradford. Take him down a peg. Maybe like— fake enrole in his class and act all stupid and inexperienced then during sparring just LAY HIM OUT in front of his class/friends?! Or something like that? I know you can do it better 💜 but take your time and deal with life, stay hydrated and well rested, I’ll be patient.
I wasn't gonna write any fic about that little thought, but you hath inspired me! Also thanks for the reminders, they are much appreaciated, highschool can be pretty ugh-
CALL ME KARMA
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Summary: In which reader avenges Mikey by absolutely destroying Chris Bradford in his own dojo.
Warnings: None really, just Chris gettin his ass beat. and swearing.
Requested: 💜 Anon!
Female Reader!
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"Hey guys, I'm home... what the shell happened?"
Donnie sighed, "So, basic rundown. Mikey was manipulated by Chris Bradford into thinking they were friends, but turns out he works for the Foot."
You felt your vision go red, the familar feeling you get when someone harms your brother creeping up, "I'm sorry, what?"
Raph huffed, "Some douche bag celebrity tricked Mikey."
You hummed, setting down your bag, "You said Chris Bradford?"
"Mhm."
"Ok, I'll be back later."
"You just got back." Donnie said, shooting you a questioning look.
"Yeah, where are you going, Ane-chan?" Mikey asked.
You looked back at him with a smile as you pocketed your wallet, "To either get ice cream, or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way."
Before anyone could say anything else, you left, leaving behind some very confused brothers...
You arrived at Bradford's dojo rather quickly, and you quickly plastered on a smile of feighned innocence.
Walking in you smiled at the man in question, and he paused his current lesson to walk over to you, "Can I help you, miss..?"
Ignoring his question of your name with feighned stupidity, you looked up at him, "Oh, I sure hope so! You see I'd like to sigh up for some lessons! It's just not safe for a young gal like me to walk around New York with no way to defend myself, so I thought, 'Why not go to the one and only Chris Bradford for help!' and so here I am!" you smiled innocently.
The idiot chuckled, "Well, I'm always happy to teach the younger generation, my assistant will give you an extra robes and discuss payment, then you can join the class."
When he turned around to continue his lesson, you smirked wickedly, this poor idiot had no idea he was about to be schooled, Hamato style...
The entire lesson, you pretended to know nothing of ninjitsu, all the way up to the end where apperently it was tradition for Bradford to spar any new comer to, 'See how much they learned' aka, 'Make myself look better'.
You stood in the middle of the dojo, Bradford standing opposite to you while the staff and students stood off to the side.
"I won't be taking it easy on you." Bradford said, snarkily in your opinion.
"Oh, I sure hope so, Sensei." you said, innocent act gone and a scowl present.
Bradford noticed the change and you could tell he had grown nervous, but knew he couldn't back out without looking dumb infront of his peers and students.
His assistant shouted, "Start!" and the fight began with Bradford attempting to pull you into a chokehold.
You dodged, and just the way your father had taught you to take down anyone bigger, you used Bradfords momentum to yank him to the ground, his arm held behind him with one of your feet on the back of his neck.
He tried to stand up and push you off himself, but you pulled his arm tighter, and placed more pressure on the back of his neck.
"Uh- uhm, f-finished!" Shouted his assistant.
You let Bradford go, and backed up as you bowed at each other. When you straightened, Bradford glanced at you with malice, muttering, "Who are you?"
You smirked, "Oh, you've met my brothers. I'm Hamato (Name), but you can call me karma, bitch. That, was for Mikey."
"How dare you come here, Hamato, and embarass me in my own dojo-"
"How dare you mess with my kyoudai?" You scowled.
You moved to collect your things, walking out the door as you shouted, "Send Oroku Saki my regards dickweed!"
You began your way home, stopping by a convenience store to pick up a big gallon of napolian ice cream.
You then arrived home, the gallon of ice cream in hand, "Kyoudai! Otou-sama! I'm home!"
Mikey ran into the main room from the kitchen, "No way, GUYS ANE-CHAN BROUGHT HOME ICE CREAM!"
Donnie walked in, glancing at the bag now in Mikey's hand, then at you, "So I take it you didn't commit a felony?"
"I did both." you grinned, taking the ice cream back from your youngest brother so you could actually get everyone some.
Donnie sighed, and Leo and Raph joined you on your way to the kitchen, "What did you do?"
"I didn't pay a dojo fee."
Leo looked at you confused as he accepted the bowl of ice cream you handed him, "Dojo fee- (Name) you didn't..."
"HA!" Raph snorted, holding up his t-phone to show a gif of you slamming Bradford into the ground, "Look at what's trending all over the internet, 'Chris Bradford gets his butt beat by a female student.'"
Mikey smiled, "No way! You beat up Chris Bradford?"
You nudged Mikey's shoulder, "Sure did. The idiot didn't stand a chance."
satosugu donnie darko AU in which suguru is donnie and satorou is frank. but instead of having satorou wear that terrifying bunny mask, it’s a mask portraying six eyes in the most horrific ways.
he also wears cheap looking angel wings that drag across the floor when he walks & just a white hospital gown that never seems to flutter, even if there’s a strong wind current sweeping suguru off his feet.
shoko is gretchen but in a non-romantic sense. it’s that person suguru starts to feel somewhat connected to, thinks shoko understands him.
his siblings are mimiko and nanako, they’re around 11 years old and adopted. they’re sweet and snippy, everything someone could want from two little twin girls.
yuki is grandma death but i’ll make her younger, call her “lady death” because it sounds more badass and she deserves that for doing what she did in the manga (iykyk).
i want choso in this too because chapter 259 destroyed me mentally but i have yet to figure out what role i’d give him — maybe his psychiatrist?
the remainder of the cast will be random people unrelated to jjk + i’d obviously change some scenes to fit suguru and other characters more.
essentially i just really like the idea of schitzo suguru losing his mind to “biblically accurate angel (satorou)” and committing felonies. it just fits him somehow…
Karai: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
April: I wrote you a poem.
Karai, already crying: You did?
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Casey: We have a problem.
Raph: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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Karai: Who's in charge here?
Raph, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
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Casey: I’m so tired.
Donnie: Did you get to bed late?
Casey: No.
Donnie: Did you do something strenuous?
Casey: No.
Donnie: Then why are you tired?
Casey: I’m alive.
Donnie: Sounds exhausting.
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Draxum: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Mikey: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.
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Draxum: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-
Draxum: *sees Donnie shoving Leo into the washing machine while Raph records and Mikey watches*
Draxum: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.
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Leo: Are we really going to let Raph keep Casey?
Splinter: We kept April.
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Karai: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
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Splinter: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
Mikey: Raph, probably.
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Karai: Please pray for Leo.
Casey: What happened to them?
Karai: Nothing, they’re just very stupid.
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Mikey: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.
Splinter: Mikey, It’s 1:15 am, what the fuck.
Mikey: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.
Splinter: Well, I mean yeah.
Mikey: So come downstairs while they’re still hot.
Splinter: Wait, you just made them?
Mikey: Yeah, I wasn’t tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.
Splinter: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time Mikey.
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Karai: Life is like Mikey. It's short.
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Leo: I think I need a hug...
Raph: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Leo: You... you can let go now.
Raph: No, I absolutely cannot.
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April: *slams down an absolute doorstopper of a tome* I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.
Casey: This is light?!
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Draxum: Knock, knock.
Mikey: Who's there?
Draxum: Boo!
Mikey: Boo who?
Draxum: Why are you crying?
Mikey: I'm not crying.
Draxum: Hello notcrying, I'm Draxum.
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April: Where are you going?
Raph: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.
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April: Love makes people do stupid things.
Mikey: I love everything!
April: That explains a lot.
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Donnie: There's no meeting today because Casey is at the police station.
April: They're in jail?!
Leo: We have to get them out!
Mikey: Jailbreak! I'm in!
Leo: I'll dress up and distract the guard!
Mikey: Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards!
April: I guess I could bring my frying pan in case we need a shield to keep us from being shot-
Donnie: No! Casey wasn't arrested! They're undercover, taking the system down from the inside. They don't need our help!
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Leo: How late were you up last night?
Donnie & Splinter, in tandem: Me?
Leo: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
Leo, to Mikey: You.
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Splinter: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?
Raph: Don't worry, it's a holy gun.
Splinter: How so?
Raph: It makes holes.
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*April and Casey looking at a locked gate into a park*
April: Aw. :(
Casey: You know what they say.
April: Please don’t-
Casey: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
April: Frick-
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Raph: I need life advice.
Splinter, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
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Leo: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution.
Mikey: You could lose a few.
Casey: You could be less lazy.
Raph: Don’t be such a bitch.
Leo: Okay DAMN, SHIT.
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Casey: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.
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(Pssst if u like these guys go check out my askblog for them)
Matt: "Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness."
Donnie: "Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you."
Rebecca: "There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-"