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meteor752 · 7 months

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Idk if they’d be best friends or fucking hate each other, but I’m kinda inclined towards the latter

#Jaskier and Lucius are those type of fake best friends #Like it’s very passive aggressive #And bitchy #Pete and Geralt is just kinda looking on like “You got one too huh?#the witcher #our flag means death #ofmd #Jaskier #lucius spriggs #ofmd meme #the Witcher meme #Lupete #Geraskier

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lxndonorris · 8 months

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my two moods

#Lance stroll #Hes pretty #And bitchy #I love him

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tending-the-hearth · 1 year

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thinking about how if the 2012 boys met the rottmnt boys, there is ABSOLUTELY a chance that 2012!Raph would see Rise!Raph and just immediately be reminded of Slash and he just... can't relax around him. and the 2012 boys know why he's reacting that way, and they just support their brother in any way they can, but Rise!Raph doesn't get it, and even though he tries to get to know his counterpart, he can't really get past 2012!Raph flinching every time he comes close to him or reaches out towards one of his brothers

and it's not until Rise!Leo figures out that something's up, so he goes to talk to him, and oh, 2012!Raph can't resist this version of his brother, because he's reminded so much of himself, so he absolutely ends up telling Rise!Leo everything, and there may be tears involved.

Rise!Leo being like "omg you're just like me fr" and comparing Guilt™️, and yes their conversation ends with 2012!Raph actually being able to relax and joke around with his counterpart, but now 2012!Raph and Rise!Leo are attached at the hip because they've bonded over their ✨trauma✨, and if anyone tries to separate them they're probably getting bitten

#2012!raph adopting rise!leo is my favorite thing #rise!donnie joins their group and 2012!raph is SO excited #bc yes he loves his little brother #but this one is ANGRY #and BITCHY #and 2012!leo just curls into a ball and takes deep breaths bc his brother is going to commit so many felonies with the disaster twins #2012!raph seeing a feral bitchy version of his big brother: hehe you're coming home with me #enough with the 'rottmnt adopts 2012 mikey'#WHERE are my '2012 tmnt adopts rise!leo' fics #teenage mutant ninja turtles #raphael #leonardo #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2012

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keyh0use · 4 months

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sometimes i have a moment where i think topper is seriously my favourite obx character but then i remember i only like the version of him i made up in my head

#canon topper who??#he has potential tho!!#let him be evil <3 #and bitchy

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starberry-soup · 2 years

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regulus black is a little bitch and should be allowed to be as mean as he wants

#let!! him!!! be!! mean!!!!#and spiteful #and petty #and bitchy #and snarky #if he says a single nice thing in the first 100k im leaving #jegulus #starchaser #regulus black #maurauders era #fanfiction #fanfic

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arkhamcalamity · 11 months

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“ ✿ ” can't remember if I sent one of these for roman before but ???

Headcannons // Accepting! @masquenoire i don't think you have! but even so, I'd always accept more bc ilu

Simply, Roman is gonna love some of the names on Amity's list dkflghdfklhgdf (looking at you Cobblepot, Dent, & Waynes) what a win for him that she automatically hates most the people he does. the bitching they could do together. the tea. Talk about hating Bruce Wayne from a distance all through school, and she'll talk about that bitch Isadora Dent who ruined everything.

that said, this is all if he ever gets over the idea of her being more than a drug induced hallucination. I will NEVER stop laughing at the muses who meet a ghost and still don't believe in ghosts. it's freaking hysterical. I love it. I have no idea how he'd justify seeing her outside incarceration.

the possibilities of that are hysterical tho. i'm sorry. u think you're alone in your office? think again. there's a judgmental spirit asking why you aren't dating the assistant that's clearly in love with you

#//i just think they could be so funny #and bitchy #this is why they like mary #masquenoire

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noperopesaredope · 7 months

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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

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lemon-lime-deodorant · 2 months

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all my life it was ‘i don’t feel the cold aha’

no. you just had fat to warm you.

this year winter will finally be cold.

#ed not ed sheeran #don’t report just block #please man i’m so fucking tired #and bitchy #and not hungry cause i just binged lmaoooooo

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glassiskies · 9 months

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“I did the ‘I was wrong’ dance in 1650, in 1793, 1941…”

#I believe aziraphale would be just as bitchy about doing it as Crowley was #(affectionate)#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #2023 art

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coffeenonsense · 5 months

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"astarion is a traumatized abuse victim who deserves kindness" and "astarion is a mean rat bastard man who would rip out your throat for a corn chip if he felt like it" are two statements that can and should coexist

#the duality of vampire #i love our vampling as much as the next person #but fundamentally he's a bitchy self serving little gremlin and that facet of his character should be explored more #it's fun when he cries AND when he's evil okay i can have both #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 #baldur's gate 3

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krasnyel · 10 months

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love like yours will surely come my way

#diversity wins! a stinky little guy and an annoying bitchy senior citizen are in canon non-binary relationship #gabriel #beelzebub #ineffable bureaucracy #good omens #krasnyel post #fanart #digital art #artist on tumblr #good omens season 2 spoilers

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phantomrose96 · 10 months

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The realest part of the Barbie Movie was when Barbie was like "okay but what if this hurts his feelings? what if this makes him sad? :(" after Ken stole her house, stole her car, and stole her agency, because as a woman you still have to second guess everything you do on the assessment of whether it might hurt a man's feelings.

And then that apprehension was proven right one million times over by the entire Conservative Internet Manosphere pissing and shitting and screaming themselves hoarse over Barbie daring to hurt a man's feelings.

#barbie #barbie movie #also if the genders were reversed and Ken's character was a woman everyone would fucking _hate_ her im just saying #'petty bratty bitchy girlfriend wants to steal everything her boyfriend owns because she learned about feminism'#everyone would HATE her #but because Ken's a man everyones pissing frothing review is about how shittily he was treated and how shitty the men are treated blah blah #(I fucking loved Ken in the movie but I'm saying this with confidence: Everyone would hate female!Ken if this was reversed)

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teabagtoaster · 21 days

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