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#the duality of vampire
coffeenonsense · 3 months
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"astarion is a traumatized abuse victim who deserves kindness" and "astarion is a mean rat bastard man who would rip out your throat for a corn chip if he felt like it" are two statements that can and should coexist
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itsanotheridiot · 7 months
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THEY WERE INSANE FOR THIS
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fridaypls · 21 days
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I have no excuse... but upon request, I present to you;
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(↓) more varients (↓)
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Ah the dichotomy of "I want to take her out on a beautiful date with dinner and dancing and a walk through the park" vs. "I want to dig my claws into her waist while I knot her, rutting into her until we're both non-verbal messes covered in bite marks, sweat, and cum."
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wyrm-not-worm · 3 months
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Day 24 Soft little dragon ✨🐮
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ikevamp-twitter · 11 months
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yvtro · 2 years
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he’s a vampire he’s an orthodox christian he’s catholic he’s a satanist he’s ukrainian he’s italian he’s a theatre owner he’s a cult leader he’s a slave he’s a renaissance artist he’s a victim he’s a predator he’s a lover he’s a demon he’s beautiful like an angel he’s disgusting like a worm. i didn’t say his name but you thought of him didn’t you
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kettle-bird · 3 months
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Felix Carrow: The Hanged Man, Devil of the Mojave, Menace of Thrift Stores Everywhere
Commissions are open! | Ko-Fi
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soldier-poet-king · 12 days
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*everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally meme voice* I'm the most eligible person in this apartment
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I need to scream about this event (Friends Like These) because I truly was just. Not expecting the impact it would have--I don't remember if I read this one in Japanese???
I've only gotten the first two stories so far but I just.
Jeanne and Mozart are of course, as adorable as ever; there's no question about that. But Jeanne dropping this line:
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"It galls me to sound so much like le Comte, but I am grateful to God that I met you."
I. [prolonged error 404 sounds]. I'm not sure there are words to convey the simultaneous endless wheezing laughter but also AWWWWWWWW energy that consumed me in milliseconds. Wildly oscillating between "LMFAO ah yes, sentimentality? Disgusting I'll drink to that (blasts Bring Me To Life)" and "BECAUSE YOU LOVE HIM DEEP DOWN AND HE LOVES YOU WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH."
I just can't get over how Jeanne says exactly one thing about liking another person and he's like, 'ew dad gave me cooties >:///// how dare he subject me to the mortifying ordeal of hope.' Jeanne I love you. Jeanne I would die for you. Middle schooler with well-meaning stepfather who begrudgingly accepts his kindness and grows for the better, but would rather perish than admit it. I never knew I needed this found family dynamic so freaking bad until I started playing this game. 11/10 I could watch this forever
More Shenanigans below the cut, + the Shakespeare and Comte Event Story:
Also a sidebar because I just can't help myself, I know I've talked about it before but: Mozart and Jeanne's friendship is so endlessly precious to me????? I love how Mozart is so NO I'M NOT NICE REEEEE (turtles) and Jeanne is like :> bestie. It's so damn cute watching Mozart squirm at being exposed for being sweet and Jeanne just truly grateful someone cares about him?????? How much Jeanne and MC dote on Mozart despite being together, how it only strengthens their friendship? Literally I'm over the moon, nobody touch me I'm tender!!! Jeanne deserves to live peacefully without being a tool of the state/bad actors!!!! Mozart deserves to be loved and happy without being defined by his musical success!!!!!
LIKE. Not to be dramatic but I could watch an entire saga of these two being friends and being adorable. Fresh serotonin every single time. Did I know Jeanne was going to share his food? Absolutely. Did I expect MC to think ahead and pack two lunches? Absolutely not. Was I delighted both times? Beyond what you can imagine!!!!!!!
I'm going to stop here at the risk of repeating myself over and over but wow. Jeanne's capacity to see to the very core of people, for better and worse, and how it lets Mozart be meaningfully seen. Mozart's recognition that Jeanne can mean well to a fault, worried that he might be taken advantage of--and how Jeanne can build trust with someone for the first time without being afraid. Can you hear me wailing and bawling
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Naturally, I acquired the Comte and Shakespeare one next. Now, I'm gonna be honest, I saw their names together and went "oh dear God. What am I walking into. Why do I hear boss music????" But I gathered my courage (more like I'm just too feral not to gather info abt Comte, but I digress) and experienced something that left me literally on the floor because I just. Did Not Remotely Expect This Series of Events.
So like. It starts off by being pretty normal and cute and I'm like awwww baby boy (oh he's a little fked up actually) giving gifts to dad. I'm sensing an ulterior motive but right now just let me have this. Also adorable that Comte is struck dumb by it, that's really cute I'm taking notes. And then. I was hit with the veritable ANVIL that was these next few lines:
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deep breath Okay. Where to begin.
I LOST IT at the implication that Will was like. Holding back from ending Comte's entire life with mere words. WILL????? WILL P L S??????? (lowkey wanted to hear the roast snickers) Why am I sensing a pattern that Comte loves spicy people??? Love this for me
I also started losing my shit the second MC was mentioned and you could just hear the record scratch/kill bill sirens. Comte really out here like "son say WHAT about MC." I can't get over how he's always so ready to throw down for both MC and Sebas at any moment. Anywho, naturally I come to the conclusion that Will was just trying to one-up Comte to mess with him by giving MC gifts. It was the one thing I did anticipate--and, fool that I was--thought it rendered me safe from what happens next.
DEAR READER. DEAR READER I WAS SO WRONG. I WAS SO TERRIBLY WRONG.
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BABY GIRL. BABY GIRL ON WHAT LEVEL IS THIS NORMAL BEHAVIOR. I'M LITERALLY CRYING RN?????? THE FACT THAT I CAN'T TELL IF HE'S JUST BEING SILLY GOOFY OR HE LEGITIMATELY MEANS IT OR SOME COMBINATION OF THE TWO????????
Mans out here like "I lost everything in the war (literally) let me spoil my girlboss dream gf in peace. Vlad took everything in the divorce let me have this pls." I just. The mental image of him chasing Will around the house. The potential implications of him doing this to protect them both (I love you Will but you have. Problems). The HILARIOUS AND DUBIOUS qualifier when he says "dressing up MC is nearly my entire reason for living." Comte I love you more than life itself but that does not make this any more normal. What are you doing my beloved vampire jkhlhalfdhjfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also an honorable mention moment, because it was endearing:
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Just the img of him wandering around with sparkly eyes and toting home little trinkets for everyone??????? He's so cute, that's the most grandpa behavior I've ever seen. I was chortling when Will was like "sir you made me sit in that cluttered carriage followed by another carriage full of stuff all the way home IT'S TIME FOR REVENGE (affectionate)."
I also love how Comte is like "Do I have a problem? Maybe. Will that stop me? Only when the sun cataclysmically swallows the earth."
Literally half of the members of the house are like "why are you like this" and he just heeheehoos his way out of it. How does he keep getting away with it. Can you tell I love him. Dazai isn't the only clown in this house honks Comte's nose
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the-kipsabian · 9 months
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S5 + Duality (the Monstrous and the Mundane)
Cain, José Saramago – translated by Margaret Jull Costa // 5.05 No Place Like Home // 5.13 Blood Ties // 5.19 Tough Love // The Hour of the Star, Clarice Lispector – translated by Giovanni Pontiero // 5.02 Real Me // 5.19 Tough Love // 5.14 Crush // 5.19 Tough Love // 5.01 Buffy vs. Dracula // 5.03 The Replacement // "Kharraqani's marriage," Rumi – translated by Coleman Barks
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mischiefmanifold · 7 months
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I'm rewatching Obsidian and I think it's so interesting how both PB and Marceline are antisocial (both meet criteria for ASPD based on what's shown in the show franchise) and yet they exhibit almost opposite presentations.
Marceline is incredibly impulsive and emotional, either destructively angry or so apathetic she doesn't care about anyone else.
Bubblegum, on the other hand, is seemingly emotionless and calculating, although she is shown to care about those around her in her own twisted way. She is willing to do whatever it takes to keep those she loves safe, even if it encroaches on the privacy and safety of others.
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hekateinhell · 1 month
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lestat laughing and blushing at the mere mention of semen is so precious to me
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truly the biggest slut and also the biggest virgin and babygirl
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saltroclus · 6 months
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watching iwtv tonight and looking forward to finally finding out who tf Armand even is.
Well. A Renaissance Twink from Hell.
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