Ford: Alright kids, I have a joke... What do Microbiologists and Accountants have in common?
Mabel: they are boring!
Dipper: uhh both their careers generally require higher education?
Ford: They both work with cells!
Dipper & Mabel: ...
Ford: g-get it? Like animal cells, and spreadsheet cells...?
Wax figure of Groucho Marx: BOOO! LAAAAMMEEE!
Finding out the Danny Phantom pitch bible originally included more creatures other than ghosts really makes me want to just (DUMPS TRANSCENDENCE AU ALL OVER IT)
[ID: A flat-color digital drawing of Mabel and Dipper from Gravity Falls. They’re older than in the show, around their late teens, and they’re wearing costumes: Mabel is dressed as Stan, with a sign hanging from her neck that reads “NO REFUNDS,” and Dipper is dressed as Ford. Mabel is holding up a phone and taking a picture of the two of them as they smile widely and pose for the camera. Mabel’s phone case is hot pink with the Sev’ral Timez logo on it, and her nails are painted yellow with one black capital letter on each finger, spelling out WHAT. Above her and Dipper is a text message log.
Mabel: check out our costumesssss (sparkle emoji)
Stan: Kids these days (angry face emoji) No respect 4 their elders!!!
Ford: Excellent craftsmanship! (thumbs-up emoji with six fingers)
Stan: Yeah yeah you look great or whatever
Mabel: (multiple sparkly heart emojis)
Heya! Sorry it’s late (as usual) but here it is! My piece for BillDip Secret Santa for @pchelaus .. hope you like my take on “Cosmic horror beyond our comprehension Bill taking a liking to flattered but confused Dipper.” !
I had a lot of fun with what features to add to give the whole ‘cosmic horror’ feel but you can never go wrong with some star speckled tentacles and extra sets of eyes lol.
Me? ADHD? Nah, that's the misbehaving hyperactive sporty kid thing. I prefer staying at home and researching the history of calendars. Did you know that the ancient Egyptian calendar year started when Sirius rose at dawn? It signified the start of the flood season. Speaking of stars, I think Venus is visible in the early evening right now. Hang on, I have an app for this. I think it's in the folder called "lunch time".