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dracupie · 1 year

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WE NEED TO HEAR SOME COMOTION FOR THE CAPE!!!

I feel so proud of Honduras ,having a cape filled with our culture,our struggles and shows allyship.

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redshoes-blues · 9 months

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I’ve seen so many people saying that “of course the straight couple get the happy ending” (meaning ineffable bureaucracy), am I missing something? I thought Beelzebub was nonbinary ? Did I make this up in my head, or have people just forgotten because of the actor swap?

#they’re not straight in my eyes?#i know angels and demons don’t have genders in the same way as humans #but obviously some present as male/female/nonbinary #and I thought beelzebub was considered nonbinary or genderless #maybe this bugs me because I’m femme presenting but nonbinary and people assume that if I date a man it’s a straight relationship #which is just not true lol #anyways!!#someone let me know if I’m wrong because I’m confused now #em rambles #good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens beelzebub #ineffable bureaucracy #good omens michael

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ittybittyluci · 2 months

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Look at this.

Is this the face of a man who knows what he’s doing?

Do you really think there are any thoughts behind those gorgeous eyes?

Because you’d be right. There are thoughts. Lots of thoughts. But only sad ones.

To answer the original question, no. He still has no clue what’s going on.

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leqclerc · 1 year

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Drive to Survive S05E03 “Matter of Principal”: a summary

#formula 1 #drive to survive #dts s5 #dts spoilers #dts is a comedy show #'i watched leclerc go past i thought the gps was wrong' and 'charles was going bananas' may be my fave lines from this season #the comedic delivery of the gps line im CRYing #this might be the funniest ferrari dts episode to date im so serious #alternative title: christian horner et al recognizing game for 45 seconds straight 😤👏��#anyway congrats to ferrari that is the most confused ive seen this man look EVER . the rivals are BAFFLED . more at 6 #anyway consider this a preview of my crack vid bc this is exactly the type of humour and editing i specialize in im so sorry #😭😭😭😭#*#type: video

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buff-muffin · 1 month

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Look I’m all for aroace rep in my silly little shows. But I genuinely can’t help but wonder if Luffy would be even AWARE he’s ace/ aroace. Like. He knows what sex is. And crushes. And romance and stuff. I mean he dogs on Sanji for it and ace if you read that one scene with Makino that way. But like he never strives for it himself. And sure a moment with Ace or with the bandits where they teased him about liking a girl or getting a girlfriend and he just. Couldn’t fathom the idea and that made him so confused that someone said “oh that probably means your ace/aroace” and Luffy has just accepted it, would be kinda funny and sweet

But it’s infinitely funnier if he doesn’t know. Like. He knows what it is and all that, but it’s never once occurred to him that it’s meant to apply to him too. Like, never once does think he’s meant to like someone. He’s meant to be king of the not smooch people!! That’s Sanji’s thing!! And like whether the crew is dating each other or not doesn’t matter, they have definitely talked preferences. And it’s been a on going mystery/joke to figure out Luffy’s type. They definitely thought he was gay for a little while but that idea eventually gets shot down.

Everyone eventually figuring out Luffy is ace/ aroace except ironically, Luffy.

#give me oblivious aroace content #istg I genuinely thought romance didn’t apply to me.#I thought I was build different ig??#Luffy didn’t come out to his crew. the crew outed luffy to himself #mans did not even know he was in the closet #it would change nothing except maybe his confusion on why he’s taken to pride events #monkey d. luffy #one piece #rambles #asexual #aromantic #asexual monkey d. Luffy #aromantic monkey d. Luffy #aroace #aroace representation #aroace monkey d Luffy #asexual Luffy throws them a curve ball by dating someone #gotta keep em guessing

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theloveinc · 4 months

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Shinsou "I dont know why she's into me either" Hitoshi

ALWAYS on his "am shy and humble or actually just cocky" shit because sometimes this means he's holding your palms in his hands and getting all watery-eyed because he thinks you're WAY too good for him ... and other times it means cheers-ing someone when they get snotty about how you're out of his league.

They're trying to piss him off, meanwhile he's just raising his glass an tipping a shot back, kinda smirking, all: "cheers, I'll drink to that!" (then going home to make sure you aren't about to leave him--as if he doesn't have ROCK HARD ABS he wants you grinding against every night. why would you ever give that up????? adjflakdhj)

Not to mention all the times Denki asks him how he managed to score you and Shinso genuinely goes blank and has to take 20 minutes to ponder it too:

#shinso #staring out the window dead*ss only to come back like... idk man.#no im just kidding bc this is so real #same as always almost but he's so awed that he has you that he can't let anything disturb that peace #it's funny bc dudes are like 'ummmmmmm shinso is so mean and offputting..' and ur like 'THAT CUDDLE BUG? NO HE'S NOT????'#tbh everyone is confused lmao until they see him with u and u seem him with them #like u knew he was antisocial but u just forgot he was like. actually deadpan ignoring people he's not close with #but then he's kissing the back of your hand and your cheeks when it's just you too and no one's looking #like sir??? huh????#plus he's hot as all f*ck so whys he ..kinda... begging you not to leave him???? sir. be for real.#BUT THATS ANOTHER THING HE LOVES. U 24/7 but when ur possessive or out on a date he's so MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE #before getting all flustered at himself #lmaoooo dflajklehfjalksdjfoija .dfjhakljsdhfkjadfklsja #hdsjkf i want him #hope this was okay!#caitie things #gen #anon

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raethereptile · 2 months

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Merlin AU where instead of Uther being understanding about Arthur falling for a serving girl (because he was understanding remember, he just couldn't allow it to continue) he is furious with him because he thinks Arthur's stepping out on Merlin

Hijinks naturally ensue

#uther likes Merlin #he approves of him #hes a man so a) no bastards b) no marrage #he also knows merlin is stupidly loyal to arthur and camelot so a) wont betray him and b) wont get in the way of arthurs duty to marry #he couldn't be more pleased #but no arthur has to ruin it by betraying metlin and chading a setving girls skirts #this is all leading up to merlin saving the day of course but ill need more time to figure that out #but the ending is probably actual or pretend gwen/arthur/merlin #oh and arthur has no idea that his father thinks hes dating merlin so is *very confused*#bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #uther pendragon

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duskvortex · 1 year

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I played AI: The Somnium Files recently and I can't stop thinking about it, currently playing through nirvanA Initiative

have some Aibas featuring Kuramon

#ai the somnium files #ai: the somnium files #aitsf #aiba #digimon #kuramon #fan art #digital art #artists on tumblr #video games #visual novels #im so bad at drawing people i need to draw more #fortunately all of that behind the scenes sketchbook grinding has helped a lot so im a lot better now than i used to #but i still have a long way to go #man i wanna draw date so bad and do him justice #or maybe not i can't stand his cringe ass #also laughing at the fact that “aiba” is also the name of the protag of cyber sleuth #and yeah i know AI aiba's japanese name is technically aibo but yeah this is probably gonna confuse some digimon fans lol #anyways if ur even slightly interested pls pls pls pls pls play this game i can't stress this enough AND GO INTO IT COMPLETELY BLIND #anyways i think this game changed my brain chemistry

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qcomicsy · 5 months

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Listen I like Tim and Steph but I don't go there, however.

Sometimes I remember that one monologue from the Diane of Bojack Horseman when her ex-husband got another girlfriend and think about Steph wondering how did she not have a mental breakdown regarding her and Tim breakup until today.

Because if Red Robin is still cannon and I was her I would have very much a mental breakdown eventually.

Monologue under the cut

"You accidentally see your soon-to-be-ex-husband kiss someone else. At first you think, oh, it's a fing. Whatever. They're drunk. It's a party. But then he puts his hand on the small of her back exactly the way he used to do to you. It means, "I got you." And when he did it to you, it made you feel safe. And you realize he will never do that to you again. And it breaks your heart again. After you thought your heart was so broken that it could never get any more broken. You thought it was safe. But it somehow finds a new way to break. Because even though you're the one who asked for this, now that you've got it you are completely adrift. With no compass, or map"

#like– just broke it off and didn't even explained to her the reason #they've dated for so long an in and out and got broken up and together again and then suddenly he breaks up with you for real and shows up #with a totally different boyfriend and then you realize. Yeah it's actually over. It's definitely over.#And he's happy and says to everybody how happy he is and how he finally found himself and you get wrapped up in his confusing past #confronting the fact that the person you dated years was someone who wasn't ready yet to be full himself with you now he even realized he #wasn't being his full self with you #and then theres his friends and his best friend–#I mean man.#I would very much #despite how much I liked the guy and am happy for him eventually have a real ugly cry about that #and before someone has any doubt no I'm not against timbern in fact I like timbern very much and am happy for Tim and absolutely love their #dynamic #but I think about steph sometimes #platonic timsteph #q rambles #q rants

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kennysaysthings · 1 year

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What if Dennis tracks down where Mac’s boyfriend lives and shows up at his apartment, doing squats outside said building preparing for some type of fight. Not necessarily jealous but tired of hearing about this guy.

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m1zumono · 1 year

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the only ship tbh

#spn #supernatural #adam milligan #michael spn #midam #this has to be the most confusing shit ever for people who don't know the show like man that's him... and he's dating himself??#15x08

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jorvikzelda · 28 days

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today i had this Vivid memory flash through my mind of kissing my ex boyfriend (this was like 2018) and i felt so viscerally fucking revolted and I gotta say. it is truly impressive that I didn’t realise I’m a lesbian sooner than fucking half a year ago

#z talks #like the misidentifying as ace was Inevitable i think. that was due to repression that realising i didnt like men would not have fixed #(context: id’d as bi ace like. i wanna say 2016/17-2021/22 sometime and then went into ace and Questioning)#remember the time i really solidly settled on being aro because ‘romance has never not felt like a chore and putting on a facade’#babe no thats because your most recent and also singular long term relationship was with a Man #and thats the only one youre looking back on #its so funny how i dated a guy and it was so thoroughly Meh that i just didnt feel like pursuing anything romantic for a very long time #(A REACTION I HAD NOT HAD AFTER MY PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIPS WITH GIRLS)#And DIDN’T somehow consider that maybe I just Didn’t Like Guys #its nothing i grieve or feel sad about dw its honestly mostly funny to look back on #no wrongs were committed and i dont hold a grudge against the guy it was just me being confused and compheted #(…which is also a weird word to apply because at the time i identified and was out to my friends as a trans guy Binary.#This Was Also Wrong.)#was a weird time man. a truly weird time #anyway. all is well i have now been on 2 dates with a really cute girl and she gave me tulips <3 #as part of a Care Delivery bc i had a Migraine and No Painkillers Or Snacks #get well flowers <333333 #and now i dream of kissing her under the moonlight #With the uh. Hornetposting lately it May seem unlikely but yes I DO interact with real women! Romantically!#They coexist Wonderfully <3 #Anyway. I’m gonna go to bed #Realising that im a lesbian solved all my identity problems including my fucking gender which is just fantastic #I am very happy and whenever I think of being a lesbian it grounds me to reality a little bit stronger and i go yeah. Yeah.

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forallineed · 4 months

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Camilip Week day 2 - Date

@enchantedchocolatebars

#belmila #belomila #camilip #camilos #philmila #With a hint of day 1 'animals' because I knew I wouldn't be able to participate every day #but I could NOT resist the idea of Philip learning Giraffes are real while on a date with Camila #Poor man is so confused #Demons banished them to the Human world in Africa but weren't documented until the 1760s #so Philip wouldn't have known about them #he's spent all these years thinking they were a myth but they've been real the whole time #get that man an aspirin it's gonna take him a while to sort this out

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millylotus · 4 months

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Another Void & Gold Post!

I'm going to cure Elaine & Doug of this weird Joker bullshit if it kills me & I'm making it a whole thing about why they're so difficult to cure

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Duke has been trying for years to both find & cure his parents, but for some reason nothing can fix them. All the other victims have made some recovery but they just wont.

His mom is doing the worst, she barely responds to outside stimuli, the only noise she makes are giggles & laughs. He can't even look her in the eyes anymore, they've gone so dull, lost that luster that Duke remembers her for.

His dad is a bit better, he reacts to more aggressive stimuli, always asking for help for his wife, begging for someone to look for his son. Asking for his sister & her family, sometimes even his long dead parents. His desperation & pain make it so hard for Duke to sit there & listen to him speak.

Duke just wants his parents back, but nothing seems to be working. He was almost going to resign himself to this being all they could be when some new information came up.

Bruce had been looking into the "why" & he stumbled upon it. There was something inherently different about Elaine's very being, she was human yes but a different kind then what would be normal on this Earth. Doug by close association with her had taken on a few of those traits.

So the theory of Elaine not being from this dimension was brought up as very feasible. There where of course some difficulties across the board.

Duke getting desperate to find some kind of information about his mother before she came to Gotham. And the only person who could have possibly known her is Gnomon, her ex [husband?] & Duke's bio dad.

So Duke's sitting in the visitation room of a meta-human prison staring down Gnomon, who looks like he doesn't give much of fuck.

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G: So you've finally come to visit, finally come to ask about me? D: Yeah no, I just wanted to ask about mom, not exactly here for your sob story. G *sighs*: Yes of course, Elaine must have kept some things from you. Especially considering how ill equipt you where when fighting me. Did she not want to talk about her past with you, even now that you know about me? D: More like she couldn't. G *eyebrow raise* D *deep breath*: Mom & Dad have been thoroughly Jokerized for a couple years now. Everyone else has made a proper recovery but they haven't. The doctors have come to the conclusion that something is fundamentally different about mom. We think it's dimensional. And you're the only person who knew her before she showed up in Gotham, so you'd know the best. *tense silence* G *mumbling*: Well you're not wrong. G: Elaine & I aren't, under a technicality, from this world. D: So you can guess what's wrong with them? G: Not with any accuracy, not unless & I see it up close. D *groan*: You aren't even set up for parole yet, & I'm not letting you out. G: Child it was never about anyone letting me out. It was always about when you & Elaine would muster up the courage to come talk to me. I can leave whenever I want. And if what you say is true, then you're Mother & Douglas are on a bit of time crunch at the moment. *D glares at G, who is smirking* D: I don't like this. G: I'm not about to hurt you Duke, I've done all I wanted on the getting your attention front. D: How do I know you're not lying G *serious*: Elaine was my first friend & love, you are my son, and you both deeply care for Douglas. Any harm I may cause to either of you three or anyone else you care for, for that matter, would only grant me your ire. And I do not want that. D *sighs*: I'll see what I can do.

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So science, not my strong suit, but a small passion of mine. Still not going to go in amazingly thought out depth of it

Gnomon is able to pinpoint the reason Elaine & Doug are taking so long is because the Joker venom used on them had traces of Nth metal

An off shoot of Elaine & Gnomon's previous home dimension of The Sphere/The Collective, so their immune systems where having a hard time differentiating between the invading Nth metal & Elaine's own energy

As is it has been a long while since Elaine had rejuvenated any of her powers

The simple fix was to reintroduce Elaine's energy still within The Collective

A whole adventure to The Sphere happens as a sort of Father-Son bonding trip for Gnomon & Duke. Something that I'll probably have fun hashing out later in another post. But in the end they get back, synthesis the cure & get it to Elaine & Doug!

Elaine snaps out of it first, quickly followed by Doug, a tearful reunion between child & parents ensues

Jay's there by his family, also getting hugs & tears

Bruce explains some of what's been going on

Gnomon's off in hall being a bit awkward

And that's how Elaine & Doug are healed! Hip-hip hooray :D!

#duke thomas #gnomon #elaine thomas #doug thomas #jay peters #kinda want doug & gnomon to be gay together #not breaking up elaine & doug #just like think about it ya know #your ex & you kinda make up & now he's dating your husband #your not confused it makes sense you both love this weird normal man who has left normality awhile ago #doug's just got that greg universe rizz #that human man making incomprehensible beings fall for him rizz #duke did not expect for this to happen #he's supportive but confused #imma make a post about this idea later i think #might not though #void&goldAU #V&G #millywrites

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milimeters-morales · 1 year

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Miles: my goal is to confuse your bandmates on whether or not i’m a guy from a different school you’re dating or the twin sister of that guy that you’re cheating on by dating me

Gwen, stressed from her band’s gc constantly blowing up with questions: you’re doing a great job now stop it

#gwen finds it funny until she has to deal with it #not gwiles they aren’t dating at all miles and gwen just love to cause confusion and chaos #miles morales #spiderman #spider man #gwen stacy #spidergwen #ghost spider #transfemme miles #m&m posts

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riderkaitlyn5 · 6 months

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York, extremely drunk: Do you want to know your gay name?

North: My... my gay name?

York: Yeah, it's your first name—

North: Haha. Very funny York—

York, as he gets down on one knee: And my last name

North: Oh- oh my God

#South witnessed this whole interaction and almost burst a blood vessel from laughing so hard #York was so embarrassed when he sobered up #he begged Carolina for forgiveness #who also witnessed the interaction #and as a group of good friends does they never let York forget about it #Wash was asking to be York's best man #“hey you guys have a date picked out yet?”#“where are you guys going to have it?”#they were relentless #South told Niner about it and when she came to pick them up she attached a 'just got hitched' to the back of the pelican #it had York and North's pictures on it so they couldn't even pretend it was for someone else #*cough* York and Carolina *cough*#but honestly North wasn't embarrassed about this #just really amused #but not so much when the damn banner confused people and the rumor that York North and Carolina were in a relationship started up #nah i lied he was still amused #it eventually died down #but every once in a while Connie will use her skills to photoshop romantic pictures of North and York together as a joke #she'll put them up in random places for kicks #she'll even do some with Carolina every now and then #though because she values her life she keeps those away from the rest of the ship #York sure as hell learned his lesson #he though fake proposing would be funny at the time #but after seeing how his drunk humor can be used against him he's gonna stick to fake proposing to Carolina #much to her displeasure #agent york #agent north dakota #rvb #red vs blue #inccorect quotes

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