sushiboxers

[sushiboxers]

man. the star wars sequel trilogy could have been so good if they hadn't fucked it up

[sushiboxers]

[sushiboxers]

Fox in the Village by Alexander Nikitinsky

#fantastic

[sushiboxers]

I really like how many of the world’s most iconic structures and places are just right next to some of the most mundane stuff imaginable, for example

Stonehenge

Is right next to a busy road

The Pyramids of Giza

Are at the outskirts of Cairo

Niagara Falls

Are part of the town of the same name

And Agrippa’s Pantheon

Is crammed inside downtown Rome

It just so interesting to notice.

[sushiboxers]

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

[sushiboxers]

[sushiboxers]

ishitoumi

[sushiboxers]

our moon

pictures from a vintage astronomy book i picked up in berlin few years back

[sushiboxers]

overstimulated and anxious at the zoo until I looked up and saw an angel dancing in a beam of light

[sushiboxers]

[sushiboxers]

there's a kind of person called a "bad person" and if we just kill all of those guys everything will be great

[sushiboxers]

Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?

british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians

[sushiboxers]

Okay guys brb, I’m gonna let Krypto finish my quests for me, make sure he doesn’t bark profanity in the lobby.

[sushiboxers]

the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC .......

[sushiboxers]

btw i think if you tried to explain politics to Winnie the Pooh he wouldn't really get it & then if you went on explaining he'd be like 'why can't we all just be nice to each other' and you'd be like you got me there Pooh. I just don't know. :(

[sushiboxers]

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

[sushiboxers]

you can be a dickhead to me but my whimsy will always haunt your narrative