#Awkward family talk

[anxioussailorsoldier]

that feeling when you accidentally hit on the mother of the reincarnated guardian moon princess who you've sworn to protect until the next silver millennium

#sailor moon #sailor uranus #comic #haruka tenoh #is my spirit animal #usagi's mum is....hot #thanks for coming to my ted talk #awkward 'meet the family' dinner #poor michiru having to put up with haruka being the biggest flirt this side of the moon

[pbnmj]

tfw the man you love against your better judgement gets a kid to help him with his photojournalism and dies trying to expose the criminal he's been blackmailing and then the kid puts on a uniform that's way too big for him and calls himself spider-man after ben urich and you know he's going to get killed trying to serve justice to all the criminals in new york. and now there's a sixteen year old kid bleeding out on felicia's doorstep and again despite her better judgement, she cares. how much of that is a misplaced sense of responsibility for her dead lover, and how much of that is the deep feeling of injustice over how this child is the one fighting, and how felicia knows that she could never turn him away. what then </3

#we need more jaded old man who hates everyone and is overly harsh to the young girl theyre protecting but they end up like family #except the its a jaded old woman and a young boy. and i think noir peter felicia could be set up like this :) #especially bc i rly dont think felicia has a parental bone in her body. the dynamics get better/worse due to this #i really really need that feeling of guilt and helplessness and the 'YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER' fight with them #i also think they need to have an awkward touching talk about ben and the mess he leaves behind and EVERYTHING #first thing that is coming out of the drafts in so long and its deranged noir takes what else did anyone expect tbh #spider-man noir #spiderman noir #peter parker #felicia hardy #my art #noir #felicia

[teeth-draws]

Ohhh but he used to think nothing of it…

Torturing my fav RO again from @shepherds-of-haven

#shepherds of haven #halle beren #trouble alder #it’s hard to be in love with your best friend #clued in just enough for it to be awkward when it wasn’t before #overthinking n there’s steam coming out of his ears #posting this at a bullshit time bc all American time is bullshit lmao but I will be free of Texas soon #haven’t been able to sleep so I doodled around with this #first time animating sooo please be kind #if games #fanart #because drawing a background killed my family - okay??? #lov u trouble pls let me in #where’s her shoe? dw about it. #who let you in here anyway #trouble’s hair is just a big shrug emoji I don’t know ok he gets fluffy today i don’t want to talk about it

[mayonesavegana]

Today I discovered through my favorite characters that my type is smart people, nerds, sunshine idiots, women who could destroy me and boys who could be Spider-Man.

#please talk about your special interests #please be awkward and tall and skinny #if you start rambling I might fall in love #tell me fun facts and random trivia #denki kaminari #spencer reid #tim drake #cassandra cain #hiccup haddock #logan mitchell #gwaine #gwen stacy #nico robin #dick grayson #stiles stilinski #danny phantom #theo raeken #I know he’s evil but he’s smart and I like that #kate sharma #jazz fenton #remus lupin #superboy #barry allen #anyone from the flash family #wonder woman #monkey d. luffy #tmnt donatello #izuku midoriya #peter parker #emily prentiss

[hood-ex]

No because I'm mad at DC for covering up our dysfunctional family rep.

Don't give me this:

Nightwing (Vol. 4) #100

Give me this:

JLA #75

JLA #76

#idc if i'm projecting. the emotional constipation of the batfam is Relatable okay #how dare you flip a switch without therapy or anything and be like they're all Fine and lovey now #no i refuse #bruce and damian are fucking weird okay #they're just supposed to be fine now after all that bullshit over the last idk however many years it's been now #they can be civil obviously but they should be awkward af around each other ya feel me #and i'm more-so talking about bruce's relationships w his kids rather than the siblings #although some of the siblings should be awkward as well no doubt #and dick and jason are actually portrayed that way so you know snaps for them i guess lmao #dysfunctional family #batfam

[jessmmariano]

Jess is the best boyfriend for Rory because he just fit in so well in her life.

First off, the two have so much in common. From books and music to both having absent fathers, the two fit so well. Yet (as Rory said) they’re not too similar that it’s boring—Rory gets Jess to branch out a bit more whereas he encourages her to pursue her dreams.

Secondly, the Stars Hollow connection. Dean was too involved in Stars Hollow that he would keep her back, and Logan was so disconnected that he would pull her away. Jess is the perfect balance—someone connected to Stars Hollow through family (mainly Luke) yet isn’t afraid to go other places and pursue other options.

Third, he got along with Rory’s friends. Him and Paris would’ve definitely hit it off if they had more screen time, considering the conversation they had together about authors. Him and Lane weren’t super close, but they had the music connection that definitely could’ve began a friendship. They also have a connection through Luke. Also he and Lorelai have such similar personalities the two could definitely get along if they weren’t both so stubborn.

Anyways Jess fits so well in Rory’s life and Rory in his and that is why they’re the superior couple. Definition of right person wrong time.

#like I can’t imagine Rory taking anyone else to family gatherings because Logan would be so awkward in Stars Hallow #and we’ve seen Dean at Emily and Richard’s #my hot take is that Richard would actually like Jess if the two met #they’d definitely talk books #literati #rory gilmore #jess mariano #gilmore girls #lorelai gilmore #stars hollow #luke danes #rory x jess #lane kim #paris geller #hep alien

[introspectivememories]

damian to tim: everybody knows

tim: what?

damian pointing to bernard: everybody knows that he fucks you

#tim comes out and the whole family is like *lord faarquad pointing meme* bottom #bruce gives him a very awkward talk on what he calls 'recieving' #tim hopes that there is another interglobal conflict #damian wayne #tim drake #bernard dowd #timber #timbernard #dc #god this is so funny to think about #bernard laughing in the background: babe he's kinda right #tim indignant at being clocked so easily: do Not encourage him

[maomao9jinshi]

𝐋𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐧 𝐯𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐨

what a way to start the episode and talk about an awkward family reunion. Fitting that it’s a game of chess between the two as they’ve been playing proverbial chess for a while now.

薬屋のひとりごと #TheApothecaryDiaries

#𝐋𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐧 𝐯𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐨 #what a way to start the episode and talk about an awkward family reunion. Fitting that it’s a game of chess between the two as they’ve been #薬屋のひとりごと #TheApothecaryDiaries #kusuriyanohitorigoto #kusuriya anime #anime #jinmao #jinshi #maomao and jinshi #maomao #love #aesthetics #deine lakaien #lakan #kusuriya no hitorigoto #the apothecary diaries

[jellyjamheadobb]

#But like fr #you know when you have your regular family #And then there’s the distant “wealthy” side of the family #and they’re literally all weirdos and assholes #one of my older cousins had a baby shower #and they’re from that side of the family (she’s ok though) so of course they invited them #And after being stared down by one of my second(?) aunts bc recently word got out that I have a girlfriend (wow holy shit I’m a butch!) #I was talking to one of my normal cousins about my car and how I plan on getting new seats for it #It has really old leather-y seats and I wanna get the cushy fabric kind #and she just pops into the conversation and says “why don’t you just get a new car? The one you have is so ugly <3” #like what #i have a vw beetle and I actually love it so fuck you (also I don’t have that kind of money to get a new car but shh) #my cousin and I exchanged that “uhhmmm😬” look with each other lol #awkward #But I just say “oh yeah I’ll think about it :)” #While I internally try to explode her with my mind #But anyway #rey rambles #meme #dumb shit #memes #funny #relatable memes #funny memes #lol #best memes #lmao #tumblr memes #twitter memes #dank memes

[cognitosclowns]

whenever their expressions line up 10,000 years are added to my life

#queue-nito inc #alpha-beta #robotus alpha-beta #reagan ridley #yknow when your bio dad is so shit you build your own #MASNDMASNDA #PLEASEEE THEY WERE SETTING IT UP SO HARD. HE WAS GONNA GET WITH TAMIKO HE WAS GONNA BE HER AWKWARD STEPDAD IM SO /MAD/ #THAT WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET THAT #screencaps #inside job #crosses arms and sinks into chair. netflix im never forgiving you. #I could talk about so many details of their dynamic its so. #LIKE!!! at the end of rontagion - Rand has his eyes focused on ron/the spot tamiko was #whereas AB keeps glancing over at Reagan to check if shes ok LIKE!!!!!!!!! #squeezes them so tightly. you're gonna be a happy family now bc I said so. MANSDMASNDMASNDMN

[wilsonfanboy]

Fun fact: I ruined thanksgiving this year because I wouldn’t stop talking (I was shouting) about the saw movies

#hyperbole #it was just an awkward 10 minutes of me trying to convince my family to let me talk about how good the movies are #they told me to shut up #sawposting #gay #saw movies #saw franchise #saw

[sysig]

How is skeleton shaped (Patreon)

#Doodles #UT #Papyrus #Sans #Some redraws! I just don't feel like scanning the originals so they'll stay contextless for now lol #I apparently used to draw Papyrus' scarf/cape with a little squiggly bit down the middle of his chest as well :0 I think it looks silly now #The donk-pecks I was talking about! :D Give your sibling a family kiss ♪ As much as skeletons can anyhow lol #Papyrus was being silly and then leaned down fully expecting it lol - another thing smol and I do a lot haha #Sometimes doing the cat thing of headbutting for attention lol #Sad skele doodles! Oh no! D: Best boy is the saddest around </3 #I used to draw Papyrus' mouth as having teeth behind his teeth so I gave it another go - I think I'm good on it now lol I like his weird jaw #I don't know if I based the original eye-glows off anything specific :0 I wasn't as particular about my notes back then haha #He is still very fun to draw crying tho poor lad :') #Originally the second one of Papyrus with his eyes glowing had Sans comforting him with a forehead donk - even in this redraw! #But I got the angle wrong so I removed him and then had brainworms about it lol #Something something the player (the artist) controlling the appearance/experience and moving the pieces (the characters) around as they like #I already know all that! I've been metaphorically playing with dolls for years years years! It just never stops being weird #It's like being aware of my own breathing and blinking - it's ''natural'' and normal and there's obviously nothing wrong with it lol #There's just a level of awkward....Feeling surrounding awareness lol - intentionality! It's not like I can stop just because I'm aware of it #It's just so whimsical /neutral - if Sans had turned out how I wanted him to he'd be there comforting his brother! But because I... #As stated I have brainworms please excuse me lol #The level of weird feels between the various mediums is really interesting to me tho :) Being a player or reader or watcher or artist! #They all feel different - more or less in control of what happens to them and yet never fully without culpability hehe #Obviously as an artist it feels the most in control - even to my own empathetic detriment! (It's not that serious lol) #The difference between being a player and a reader is a lot closer than being a watcher tho imo it's like a spectrum of responsibility #Though that's kinda also just how I feel about media consumption in general lol - I guess one of those is technically media production #Anyway! Lol #I don't know where I got the idea that his hoodie is two-tone other than the separation of his pockets? #It is a cute design! Dunno if I'll keep it going forward just for convenience but I'm not mad about it lol

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

My bitching and overall disinterest in JJK aside, I do think it's nice that a series with such a big emphasis on individualism being the way to succeed in a culture that's so focused on collectivism is kinda heartwarming. Like ever since I started teaching I've found that it's been a surprising influence on some of the kids here

A lot of my students who love JJK are also kids who "stand out" a bit from norms, esp the otakus. But they don't have any shame about intensely loving smth or being teased or viewed as weird by others. A lot of Japanese kids struggle with shame for standing out and seeing so many young kids and teens refuse to make themselves fit in to smth they don't want to be makes me really happy. So JJK will always have a special albeit weird spot in my heart for how it's helped a lot of young readers embrace being an individual in a collectivist country that typically hammers out any traits that make you stand out too much.

Even if it personally isn't my thing and if it's not the first series to have big themes of individuality, I do appreciate how much it's inspired some of its readers.

#like the message of Be Selfish in JJK is honestly what i think a lot of japanese ppl need to hear #being self-centered is not a wholly bad thing and in a culture that expects you to sacrifice so much for the whole? its a way to survive #.jjk #personal #i had a mini lesson on Day of the Dead and the word ofrenda. and i explained that some ofrenda are for family and some are for famous ppl #so i included the Chile metro station memorial/ofrenda of Gojo that ppl made after he died and the kids LOVED it #like one of my 6th graders is a huge otaku and is a little awkward but i love how enthusiastic she gets when talking about anime and manga #she just pointed at the ofrenda pic and was like THANK YOU bc she loves knowing that so many foreigners love the things she does and just as #passionately! #sloot in japan #sloot's essays

[stripesysheaven]

going to throw up my cousin just texted me. we haven’t talked since i was like 8

#cousin is older than me so she probably remembers me more than i remember her #this is so bzbznxhxhzj oh no im so awkward ew how do i navigate this #i forgot my dad gave my aunt my number because she wanted to get to know me #my dad and his sister weren’t talking for like a decade so #oh this is a nightmare #also can’t figure out what side of myself to show her #bc our family is super conservative and sucks #but i know her and her sister aren’t as bad as our family but idk how much #and. without getting into details like they’re both in the acting world and one of them played a queer character so ??? #im not sure what to take from that #anyway im going to throw up #also in her text she included cowboy emojis. is this because she knows i live in texas or is she just like that #what the fuck do i do #my posts

[jtl-fics]

i just want you to know that I've started watching The Fantastic Race (I'd never heard of it before) and i too cannot stop imagining Andreil in it.. but also a Foxes/Exy only edition.

like, one is Foxes only, 10 teams, either with some of the freshmen, or while Seth is still alive/in an AU where he survives.

one is Andreil against other Americans where they dominate everything

and one is Andreil, Kevin/jeremy, riko/jean, and some other teams from other American Exy teams

i will eat this thing upppp!! please write it, i beg of you lmao

I do love me some Amazing Race. I think I could give you a Miracle Year of Collegiate Exy version of the Amazing Race.

I think maybe after their initial run through and victory Neil and Andrew are like absolute fan favorites and even though Neil, Andrew, nor the show ever say it there is a general belief that Neil and Andrew got together BECAUSE of the show. Any follow-up publicity on it has Neil and Andrew just staring at the camera like "Are u for fucking real?"

The thing with these shows is that fan favorites get asked to go back ALL the time and Neil gets a lot of very lucrative sponsorships that make the Moriyamas VERY happy after it.

They offer the same deal, a cut on the % that they will take from earnings and this time it's just for competing and this time it's a deal given to. They want the Miracle Generation of the Foxes to come and if every one does then Ichirou will lower Neil, Jean, and Kevin's %s owed to 50% (Maybe the deals are that good, maybe Ichirou is a big fan of the show, maybe he has a finger in it's production. This is mostly just like rationale on why the fuck they'd all do this. Especially Neil and Andrew since like Andrew had a bad time on those planes).

Either way not a single Fox disagrees. Arrangements are made for everyone's kids / pets. Shit is talked.

The Miracle Generation Race is ON.

The Teams are As Follows:

(Fox) Neil Josten & Andrew Minyard (Orange) (Dating)

(Fox) Kevin Day & David Wymack (Green) (Father-Son)

(Fox) Dan Wilds-Boyd & Matt Wilds-Boyd (Yellow) (Married)

(Fox) Allison Reynolds & Renee Johnson (Pink) (BFFs)

(Fox) Aaron Minyard & Katelyn Minyard (Blue) (Engaged)

(Fox) Nicky Klose & Erik Klose (Purple) (Married)

(Trojan) Jean Moreau & Jeremy Knox (Red) (Dating)

(Raven) Johnson & Reacher (Black) (Friends)

(Trojan) Alvarez & Laila (White) (Dating)

(Raven) Thea Muldani & Jenkins (Teal) (Friends)

(Penn) Penn State Coach & Penn State Captain (Grey) (Friends? IDK I ran out of people to be honest and thought well maybe we just have some throwaway team to lose first)

One of the funnier things I could do with that is that this Miracle season is also fan favorite season too and they want the cast to come back but no one can be with their same partner again. So you get shit like Neil and Jean, Jeremy and Andrew, Allison and Kevin, Renee and Aaron, Wymack and Nicky, etc.

#Neil and Andrew are like 'yeah we're not trying that hard' #but then Aaron and Katelyn pass them at a Detour and it's like 'Oh fuck that running.' and proceed to have the MOST insane rivalry #Neil and Andrew actually trying because they just can't tolerate any of their friends / family beating them #Like it was FINE last season they just had to do pretty well and Ichirou would be fine with it #This season? It's fucking PERSONAL. #Catch Allison nailing any and all of those fashion related ones #Renee always is a hit with the locals and can get anywhere easily #Matt just has the MUSCLE to be able to just force through the challenges #Dan's unyielding spirit pushes them past their most difficult challenges #Nicky and Erik flat out just have the benefit of being EU citizens #Aaron and Katelyn have a thirst for blood because they have medical school debt to pay off #Honestly the foxes have already decided that they get the reward money but they're not TELLING THEM THAT #The Ravens are the race heels #Like full on fuck those guys #Is the energy everyone has #At one point Allison just flat out pays one of their taxis to go to the wrong place #Thea keeps trying to talk to Kevin and everyone keeps getting in the way of that #They broke up like a year beforehand and it's AWKWARD (tm) but Kevin is doing so much better now #All for the Race (A Season of Miracles) AU #AFTG #AFTG AU #The Palmetto State Foxes

[saturniidd]

a bad habit I have is that someone will mention a subject in conversation and that subject will spark a whole train of thoughts in my head. unfortunately, nobody knows that I had an ornate train of thought in my head and they just think I blurted out something unrelated

#does this make any sense? I dont think I worded it well #for example: today my family was talking about perfume and common scents. citrus came up #so I started thinking about limes and lime used in making tortillas #and I remembered my moms shopping list included tortillas but also masa so she could /make/ tortillas #and I found it amusing that she told my brother to buy tortillas in two different forms #and it got me thinking about a statement my friend made about fried chicken- how you dip it in egg which is a different for #form of chicken. #now mind you my family has no idea im thinking all of this and I blurt out 'isnt it odd that we make fried chicken by dipping it into its #other form?' #they were still talking about perfume btw. so it was awkward lol