Charlie: "Sometimes I just wish I could get on your level! You know, really see things from YOUR perspective!"
Vaggie: "Metaphorically from my perspective?"
Charlie: "....."
Vaggie: "...you mean metaphorically from my perspective, right babe?
Charlie: "........."
- one perspective change later -
Husk: "Why the FUCK are you carrying your girlfriend piggyback around the hotel??"
Vaggie: "It's an experiment."
Charlie: (awed) "Everything seems so BIG from down here..."
Vaggie: "It's also a test of my love for her."
Charlie: "You are very VERY brave for being so small."
Vaggie: "I love you so much I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that."
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How to beat Thrawn
Leia: We need to distract these guys.
Ezra: Leave it to me.
Ezra: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Thrawn & Eli: *immediately begin arguing*
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ice, stirring his cake batter, not looking up: no.
mav, who had been reaching around him to stick his finger in said batter: I wasn’t gonna!
ice, smacking away his other hand: uhuh
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mav, casually leaning against the counter: hey, babe, I was thinking- SHIT
ice, pretending that he didn’t just hip-check mav away from the icing he had been trying to taste: yes, dear?
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*hours later*
*mav sneaking into the kitchen at 1AM to get a little bit of the cake he knows ice hid in the pantry*
ice, sleepily, from their bedroom: don’t even think about it
mav, jumping out of his skin: hOW THE FUCK-
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Ice: Have you ever read something so explicit that you feel like you need to go to church and wash your eyes in holy water?
Maverick: Send it to me.
Ice: No, you're in a meeting.
Mav: So are you! And you're the one reading explicit things during Cain's rant, so don't you give me the eyebrows of judgement from across the room. I see you, Ice.
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Ace: Sabo, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car.
*click*
Ace: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!
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Sabo: Present your best argument for eating bacon.
Luffy: If animals don’t want to be eaten, then why are they made of food?
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Sakazuki: While I'm gone, you're in charge Luffy.
Luffy: Yes!
Sakazuki, whispering to Sabo: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want her to feel bad.
Sabo: Obviously.
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Ace, to Luffy: Please, picking locks is my specialty.
Ace: *throws a brick through the window*
Ace: Okay, let’s go.
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Sabo: What the fuck is wrong with you??
Luffy: What? No good morning?
Sabo: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??
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Ace: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog".
Crocodile: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?
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Luffy, walking into Crocodile and Sakazuki’s bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.
Sakazuki: What was it about?
Crocodile: No, don’t ask her that!
Sakazuki: Why not?
Crocodile: Cause she’ll answer!
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Sakazuki: Luffy, Ace, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing?
Ace, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Luffy is sitting atop: Oh nothing much.
Luffy: I love you too :)
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Luffy: Hello parents!
Crocodile & Sakazuki:
Luffy: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling
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