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Optimus, about Rodimus and Ultra Magnus relationship: I take it you two are still...*gestures vaguely*

Rodimus, unabashed: Smushing booties?

Optimus, sighing: Yes, that’s exactly how I was going to put it.

#transformers #transformers incorrect quotes #magnus rodimus #ultra magnus rodimus prime #rodimus prime #ultra magnus #optimus prime

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Transformers Fanfic Terms 101

So @novelty-spark was asking about a masterpost for those sorts of things, I thought I’d throw down the terms i’ve used in my seasoned time as a TF fic writer. Shoutout to my bae @guttermech for helping with some of these tooooo

So for those who don’t know there’s actually a ton of strange inner-fandom terms and shorthand that’s used in fanfic/general discussions, and can also be used for tags on art. 

First off there’s the different types of TF porn/fic. 

Sticky and PnP/Wireplay are the most common, less common is Sparkplay/Sparkbonding There’s also a now-unheard of fourth type called Tactile/EM fieldplay.

Sticky: Sticky is organic-based sexual organs, with organic genitals. Usually it’s a set of a penis/vagina combo, but there’s lots of different versions. One thing is for sure; it’s messy, it’s slippery, and it’s the most common type of TF porn you’ll find. 

PnP: Short for Plug-N-Play, it’s also sometimes called wireplay, is the counter to Sticky. It’s more based on the passing of electrical currents and information between two cybertronians to bring pleasure to both parties. The fact that it’s also a common phrase for electronics is a hilarious bonus for when you find that shit in public and can laugh about it. 

Sparksex/Sparkplay/Sparkbonding: This is a fairly well recognized but not always utilized form of cybertronian coupling that involves direct interaction between two or more party’s sparks. It’s usually coupled with them becoming bondmates which is a term i’ll cover below in more detail. 

Tactile/EMfieldplay: This is from the olden days, I’ve not seen any content made of this forgotten type in years and years, but now’s a good a time as any for a resurgance. EMfield stands for Electromagnetic Field, which is the sensory net that surrounds a cybertronian. Long ago [before time began…] it was very common for fics to include the fields as a form of close-contact, a field that would become meshed with others when cybertronians were near each other. This type of porn was more closely related to foreplay, though climax could easily be reached by the two [or more!] fields interacting. This one’s pretty complex to explain here, but I think I’ve got the gist of it down. 

Here’s a list of some terms, not all are inherently sexual but are useful to know for the flow of things/knowing the name of some parts of the anatomy and terms: 

Interfacing is sex. It’s just what sex is called, pretty basic. 

cable/cord/plug are the words for a robot penis, however a lot of people call them ‘spikes’ too, which is uncomfortable sounding as hell! Let’s normalize cord/cable/plug =u= I’ve also seen 

Valve is the term used for a penetrable hole, a vagina or butthole or whateverthefuck, it’s also sometimes called a port. 

Anterior/Outer node is a term used for a clitoris, and 

Calipers are the internal structure of a valve/port, similar to the muscle structure inside organic holes to clench/cause a milking action. 

Overload is what an orgasm is called. 

Transfluid is cybertronian ejaculate/jizz. Most artistic renderings have it be glowing like Energon but it can be just about anything you want, I used to write it as silver or different colors, they’re robots, go wild. Glowy jizz or metallic jizz or black inky jizz or just white jizz, who cares! It’s jizz! Have fun! 

CNA  is sometimes used as a version of DNA, often used for when baby Cybertronians are talked about being made through sexual reproduction. On that note- 

Sparklings, are baby cybertronians. Sometimes they’re also called protoforms but more often than not Sparklings is the most accurate way to get it. Protoforms are also a canon material so I don’t know if anyone uses it anymore. I'm not going over different methods of sexual and asexual cybertronian reproduction because that honestly deserves a post all it’s own. 

Glossa is what tongues are called, while 

Coolant is often used as their version of saliva 

servo is used interchangeably for any moving part w/ a joint- legs, arms, fingers, etc [for fingers i would suggest 'digits’ too ] 

Vents are used to describe air flow and to emulate panting/heavy breathing, often used for when a cybertronian starts to get heated and their vents will turn on, expelling hot air. 

Pedes are words used instead of 'feet’

Chevron is the shape that’s on many Cybertronian’s heads, [examples: prowl, ratchet] 

Headfins are another helmet shape, often described as sensitive or an erogenous zone. [examples: sunstreaker, fort max]

Kibble is the name of anything that is not a vital part of the cybertronian’s anatomy but is needed in order to form their alt mode. Examples include tires, headlights, car doors on arms/back. 

Door-wings are pretty self-explanatory, but they are a specific anatomy belonging to the likes of Prowl, Jazz, TFP/Bayverse/RID2015 Bumblebee; they are the doors for their car mode that are perched between the shoulders like wings. 

Audials are used instead of 'ears’, while 

Finials describe a more protruding shape of 'ears’, such as those on Shockwave, Drift, and Wing. 

And as a special added note, here are some Cybertronian curse words often used in fics:

Dross [Damn]

Frag [fuck] fragger, fragging, etc

Scrap [shit]

Slag[aggressive derogatory term, means to call someone scum or garbage]

Feel free to add things! I hope this helps! 8U 

#transformers #transformers smut #transformers smut terms #saved for reference

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*Optimus, Ultra Magnus and Rodimus discussing an investigation*

Rodimus: *about working together* Not a problem, we’ve never even had a fight.

Magnus: Our only close call was when Rodimus didn’t know who Rubix Alpha was.

Optimus: ... *squinting at Rodimus*

Optimus: Doesn’t know who the puzzle master is...

Optimus, leaning towards Magnus: This is who you want to be with?

#source: brooklyn nine nine #transformers #transformers incorrect quotes #rodimus prime #ultra magnus #optimus prime #rodimus x magnus

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It answers so many questions...the politicians are making deals with Lord Megatron!

#funny tweets #decepticons #transformers #transformers megatron #megatron

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I was annoyed yesterday when I discovered IDW Publishing lost the license for the Transformers comics because I wanted their pretty hardcovers.

Today I realized another publisher picked up the licensing and I could preorder volume 1 of their new compendium collection of the comics.

Score!

Also, I’m a bit more of a nerd than I realized

Don’t look at me, I just really like giant robots

#transformers #transformers comics

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Male characters Sigma finds attractive for whatever reason in a few fandoms:

One Piece

King the Wildfire (Pretty + Vicious + big boy)

Charlotte Katakuri (Good big brother + orc teeth + big boy)

Crocodile (James Bond Villain Vibes + big boy)

Sakazuki (Pissed off grumpy + potentially tragic background + daddy vibes + big boy

Transformers

Megatron (Super Villain + Fallen Knight Vibes + Grumpy Old Man energy + big boy)

Optimus Prime (Just Knight + Tired Dad + Daddy Vibes + big boy)

Ultra Magnus (Exhausted + Done with your immature shit + ‘Kind of needs a hug’ vibes + big boy)

Red Dead Redemption 2

Arthur Morgan ( ‘Life insists on fucking me and I don’t know the safeword’ + sad cowboy + secretly soft AF + big boy)

Norse Mythology

Odin (Not even trying to hide the he’s an asshole + big dick energy + big boy)

#one piece #Transformers #red dead redemption 2 #norse mythology #there’s a common factor #king the wildfire #charlotte katakuri #crocodile #akainu sakazuki #transformers megatron #optimus prime #ultra magnus #arthur morgan #odin #big boys ahoy #sigma like’s em big and grumpy

[greeneyedsigma]

God, I love Megatron

#transformers #transformers megatron #transformers the last knight #megatron #god I love him

[greeneyedsigma]

Simmons: One man....alone!

Leo: Stop saying that!

Simmons: ...betrayed by the country he loves!

Leo: Oh, my goodness, you’re not alone, I’m in the car with you

#transformers #transformers revenge of the fallen #transformers Simmons #transformers leo #quotes

[greeneyedsigma]

Additionally, imagine the seekers (an offshoot species of the Lunarians) have joined up with the Decepticons because they’re kept like pretty pets by the Primes, caged and collared with clipped wings, and Megatron offered to free them. And the Primes are almost as pissed about their pretty birds being taken as they are about losing their power.

Starscream is called Starscream because she has a sonic scream. And Thundercracker can bust eardrums with a sonic boom. And Skywarp can warp all over the place like Nightcrawler from X-Men. And Sunstorm is gorgeous and dangerous because she emits solar energy—Etc, etc.

And they want to watch the Primes tumble off their thrones. And Starscream spits on one of the Primes when they return to the islands with the Navy to try and “negotiate” with Megatron.

Transformers x One Piece

(Mostly because I really love human transformers AUs and I saw the hottest human! Megatron fanart while scrolling Pinterest)

Megatron x fem! Soundwave because it’s my fav pairing.

Basically, the Gorosei are discussing with Fleet Admiral + Admirals the threat of a 2 island archipelago made up of Iacon and Kaon where a gladiator turned warlord (Megatron) has just ousted the 13 Primes that governed the islands after inciting an uprising... Conveniently forgetting to mention that the reason for the revolution was because Iacon flourished and thrived while the citizens of Kaon were worked like slaves and occasionally tossed into the Gladiator Pits so the wealthy of Iacon could enjoy a bit of violent bloodsport.

And Iacon and Kaon are these technologically advanced islands that put Egghead Island to shame, and the transformers are cybernetically enhanced humans, so you can bet fem! Soundwave still has her tentacle feeler/data jack things.

And the 13 Primes want the World Government to step in and remove Megatron and his supporters (the Decepticons) from power in exchange for troves of Cybertronian Tech.

...oh, crap I really like this

#transformers bayverse #transformers #transformers seekers #starscream #skywarp #thundercracker #sunstorm #megatron #transformers g1 #Just take all the continuities #and smush them together #humanized transformers #transformers humanization #one piece x transformers

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Mm, boy’s built like a Dorito

...

It’s Starscream.

Starscream is built like a Dorito

#transformers bayverse #transformers #starscream #dorito starscream

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Transformers x One Piece

(Mostly because I really love human transformers AUs and I saw the hottest human! Megatron fanart while scrolling Pinterest)

Megatron x fem! Soundwave because it’s my fav pairing.

Basically, the Gorosei are discussing with Fleet Admiral + Admirals the threat of a 2 island archipelago made up of Iacon and Kaon where a gladiator turned warlord (Megatron) has just ousted the 13 Primes that governed the islands after inciting an uprising... Conveniently forgetting to mention that the reason for the revolution was because Iacon flourished and thrived while the citizens of Kaon were worked like slaves and occasionally tossed into the Gladiator Pits so the wealthy of Iacon could enjoy a bit of violent bloodsport.

And Iacon and Kaon are these technologically advanced islands that put Egghead Island to shame, and the transformers are cybernetically enhanced humans, so you can bet fem! Soundwave still has her tentacle feeler/data jack things.

And the 13 Primes want the World Government to step in and remove Megatron and his supporters (the Decepticons) from power in exchange for troves of Cybertronian Tech.

...oh, crap I really like this

#one piece #sigma's one piece au #one piece au #transformers #transformers crossover #one piece crossover #megatron #soundwave #female soundwave #transformers human au #fic idea

[greeneyedsigma]

Killer: Boa Hancock is hot as fuck.

Kid, grumpy cuddling Luffy: Who the fuck is Boa Hancock?

Killer, staring at him blankly: The Shichibukai? Literally the most beautiful man in the world?

Kid: Oh, that pretty boy...

Luffy snorted: I wouldn’t ever call Hancock pretty, Kid. Pretty boys don’t have jaws that strong.

Kid, immediately jealous: You saying he’s hotter than me?

Luffy and Killer: Yes.

Kid: *visibly offended*

#one piece #sigma's one piece au #incorrect quotes #one piece au #one piece incorrect quotes #eustass kid #female killer #one piece killer #monkey d luffy #female luffy #male boa hancock #boa hancock #kidlu #kid x luffy #luffy x hancock

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Why does it irritate you?

Lol rant incoming

Because it logically doesn’t make any sense! Fewer males makes more sense then no males.

In the logic of canon, the Kuja leave the island, get knocked up and return to the island to have the kid...cool, what happens if they have the baby anywhere else? What happens when the have a boy? Toss them into the ocean? Abandon them somewhere?

And how do so many grown woman who are implied to know Rayleigh to some extent not no what a boy is when they first meet Luffy? They aren’t that insular of a community that they would never meet any men.

It would make infinitely more sense that they bring males to island for breeding purposes and maybe to be the caretaker of house and children because well, someone’s gotta raise those girls.

Plus it’s the genetic code received from the biological father that dictates whether a child will have to x chromosones or an x and a y chromosone, giving them their biological sex.

And I kind of like the idea that because born Kuja males are so rare, they receive some amount of special treatment. Maybe being raised to be part of an elite warrior unit (not unlike the rarely born Gerudo males in Legend of Zelda)

Basically, give me vicious kuja warriors who like their husbands soft and nurturing and their sons spoiled and even more vicious than them.

#one piece #sigma's one piece au #one piece au #ask response #kuja pirates #kuja #amazon lily #male boa hancock #boa hancock

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I’ve been contemplating male! Boa Hancock (mostly because i just want to, but also because the entire “all-female” premise of Amazon Lily irritates me) and I just had a thought.

The dichotomy of the two men who love fem! Luffy that made me chuckle

Kid: feral, junk, gremlin man who probably uses phrases like “LMAO”, “YOLO” and “YEET” in IRL conversations

Hancock: literal Adonis, ruler of his own island, walks and talks like prince, becomes a flustered mess when Luffy even glances at him

#one piece #sigma's one piece au #one piece au #boa hancock #male boa hancock #eustass kid #monkey d luffy #female luffy #kidlu #kid x luffy #luffy x hancock

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Second to last chapter (chapter 19) of Her Name is Crocodile Redux posted!

Go check it out!

#one piece #sigma's one piece au #one piece au #her name is crocodile redux #female crocodile #crocodile #admiral akainu #sakazuki #akadile #sakazuki x crocodile