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yassification or whatever

#asoiaf #tears of the queuedom

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wanted 2 compare my old joffrey design w the way I draw him now...not much changed besides the fringe but I feel like he has a different vibe now idk

#asoiaf #joffrey baratheon #tears of the queuedom

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me writing: i am a god and reality bends to my whims

me proofreading: im too stupid to be alive

#writing #and sometimes the reverse

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Everyone else talked about outdoor cats, it's time for me to talk about offleash dogs

#LEASH YOUR DOGS #even if you THINK your dog is well behaved and would never do such and such thing your are probably wrong #because certain things and environments and smells set them off #while walking my gigantic alaskan malamute (leashed) we got charged by a chihuahua (hell of a sight yes) bc this old lady #decided to let him outside with no fence or leash #that little dog had to cross streets to get to us #and if my dog hadn't been leashed he could and WOULD have killed that thang #had to wait for this woman to walk over and grab him while holding back a dog that weighs more than me #which I could do! because! he! was! leashed (and harnessed)! #if you learn anything from this let the first be that dogs are animals with teeth and have natural instincts that can hurt you #and let the second be that chihuahuas specifically do not fear God

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𖤓Princess Elia of Dorne and her son, Prince Aegon Targaryen 𖤓

#asoiaf #elia martell #tears of the queuedom

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part of a larger wip i started a couple days ago. i think he looks rly pretty here

#loz #👀

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caramelldance of the dragons???

#asoiaf #daenerys targaryen #viserys targaryen #tears of the queuedom

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#fav #grrm #asoiaf

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

#THEY DON'T GO IN THE SAME BOWL TF IS WRONG WITH YOU PPL #separate that shit!!!

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but you can't keep holding on like this.

#art #fav #tears of the queuedom

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#breaking bad #fav

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Morning, tumblr

#bg3 #tears of the queuedom

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biggest small change they made in the show was changing ‘jaime lannister sends his regards’ to ‘the lannisters send their regards’ which simultaneously changes nothing (because they don’t do lady stoneheart) and the entire meaning of the line. the lannisters were involved in the red wedding the line is just true now and it’s still cruel but the specific pointed cruelty of the original line was that catelyn died thinking that it was her fault, that she’d been tricked into an oath with the most notorious oathbreaker in the world in hope of saving her daughters and it killed her son. bolton knows she released jaime against robb’s wishes he knows the implication that jaime then arranged for her and robb’s deaths is the single most horrific idea he could give her in her dying moments

#for real for realll #asoiaf #asoiaf meta #jaime lannister #catelyn stark

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ok im about to think about the Character!! im so Excited 😊😊

#tears of the queuedom

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY