#A steak for a bat!

[chiropterx]

❛   hunger .   give  my  muse  something  to  eat  /  drink .

Spider Tsum brings the steaks! He has tried to cook them. It didn't really go well, but nothing caught on fire this time!

𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃  &  𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄

Sharp teeth snatch the treat and gnaw away eagerly, Man-Bat slurping appreciatively at Spider Tsum's offering with great gusto! However, raw meat might have been a better fit as there's only so much juice even the best cooked steaks have. Fortunately these were not cooked all the way through so the big bat can actually enjoy the tasty tenderness for a few moments before spitting out the chewed up remains, licking his lips clean of juice. Sorry, Spider Tsum. Gordon Ramsay may not rate your cooking skills but Man-Bat seemed to like the taste well enough at least!

#infinitelycomplexpuzzles #memes ;; loud and deafening silence #A steak for a bat! #Fortunately not a wooden stake though anybody else might wish they brought one for all that wasted food :') #It's okay Spider Tsum you tried your best! #Nothing caught on fire this time #Wait what did you mean by this? #WAS IT NOT ENOUGH TO BURN DOWN KIRK'S LAB???? #You did say this time so we can assume the kitchen is safe (for now) #This was very cute thank you! #Sorry if my response is a little wonky balancing cleaning between getting ready for work

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

#metal bat #garou #batarou #one punch man #opm #based off that one manga panel of garou stuffing his face #having a steak dinner but ur bf buys the entire menu

[butcherlarry]

Weekly Fic Rec 40

It's been another ten fic rec lists, so you know what that means! A random list of recommendations of something not Superbat/Batfam/DC related. This time, it's meat related! Tbh, I don't know why I haven't done that before, lol.

Anyway, on to the fics!

Latchey by goldkirk - Batfam, complete. Tim joins the family early fic! He also runs a blog full of all his batfam photos (secretly, of course).

Fears Unfounded by OdosBucket - Superbat and Batfam, complete. Jason has some worries about Bruce's new partner, Clark.

Mission: seducing Superman by Speechless_since_1998 - Superbat, wip. Battinson figures the only way to stop Superman is to seduce him. Shenanigans ensue. Selina, Harley, and Ivy help.

The Price of Blame by AlexaAffect - Batfam, complete. Jason finds out that his siblings keep blaming their fuck ups on him to Bruce. He decides to start charging for his services. Shenanigans ensue.

painted blind by IHadHimOnTheRopes (CarterReid) - Superbat, wip. More of the soulmates fic, but from Clark's POV.

non-disclosure agreement by pomeloquat - Banebat, complete. A very good, very smutty fic from the BBWO collection. Also it's a pomeloquat fic, which are always a delight to read.

all that he can hold by shipyrds - Superbat, complete. Another lovely, smutty fic, with a focus on breathplay/choking. It also gets very Soft at the end, which I also enjoyed.

Borrowing a Bed by Anonymous - Superwonderbat, complete. A short fic where they all share a bed at the Kent house. Bruce is in the middle, of course.

Behind Closed Doors by Taxi_Cab_To_Slowtown - Pennywaynes, complete. Ace Thomas and his lovely spouses, Martha and Alfred :)

(Love) Triangles Have Multiple Centers by frozenpotions -Superbat, wip. More of the identity porn fic. Dick makes an appearance and he is a Delight.

Gently in the Night by Internedionality - Cloisbat, complete. Bruce isn't doing to well after Jason's death. Clark helps, then Lois. More Ace Bruce, because I'm a sucker for that.

The Heart Grows Fonder by Yippekia - Superbat, wip. Another lovely smutty fic from the BBWO collection. Clark goes off planet, but leaves some company behind to take care of Bruce :)

a sky of honey by TheResurrectionist - Superbat, wip. More of the omgaverse Superbat fic. Clark finally meets Jason.

nocturn by TheResurrectionist - Superbat, complete. Part of a room full of coral series. What Lex is doing in 'a sky of honey' when Bruce is going through his heat with Clark. He has a big sad, Bruce and Clark help.

Custody Exchange by SalParadiseLost - Bruharvey, complete. A creepy fic, just in time for the holiday! Jason is the child of Bruce and Harvey. Bruce is a monster, and so is Jason. Bruce and Harvey share custody.

Patchwork Pod by Ktkat9 - Superbat, wip. More of the mer Bruce fic! Also, Bruce is back!!

we shall be free; we shall find peace by mediant - Superbat (eventually), wip. More of Clark being a long time prisoner of Lex. Latest chapter was sad (not that that's a bad thing!), but Kon is a teen now!

And now for the meat recommendations! I grew up on a beef farm raising Angus, so most of these are going to be beef since I'm biased that way. But if you poke me, I could give you some recommendations of some other species too (except fish, not a lot of experience there).

Of steaks that come from the middle meats (ribeye, loin), I have a fondness of ribeye steak. BUT ONLY if it comes from the front of the ribeye roll. The reason why is because there is a cap muscle that wraps around the major loin muscle (longissimus dorsi) called the spinalis dorsi. It's so much more tender and flavorful than the actual ribeye muscle.

Below is an example of what I mean. It's that flat muscle wrapping around the oval shaped one:

Next is the Flat Iron steak! That muscle is called the infraspinatus, and is the second most tender muscle in the carcass! And also cheaper than the most tender muscle, the tenderloin (like, more than half the price per pound). It comes from the chuck, or shoulder of the beef carcass, and hangs out on top of the shoulder blade.

Below is a picture. Note, there is a thick piece of connective tissue that lays in the middle of the muscle. It has to be filleted out (sort of like fish), then you'll have two long strips of meat. This picture has the connective tissue out.

My finally recommendation is a more economic option, cube steak! It comes from the back leg, or round of the carcass. I tend to not like meat that comes from this primal because I always find it so dry and tough. Most of the time, my family just grinds it all for ground beef (adding fat trim so it's not so lean). But, we do request or make cube steak whenever we get one of our beef carcasses processed. Eye of round (this is the same muscle as your hamstring in your leg) is used, but top or bottom round can be used as well. Since those muscles are so tough, they are mechanically tenderized using a cuber, where you drop the meat through some blades a few times until it's tender. I like to bread mine in seasoned flour, brown them, and then drop in a crock pot with cream of mushroom soup or cream of chicken soup (sometimes both if it's a large batch). It cooks while I'm at work, and when I get home, I make some potatoes to go with my meat and gravy. I have fond memories eating this after a cold day of helping Dad with farm chores as a kid.

Below is an example:

Again, if you want any recommendations for other species, let me know! But to be honest, a lot of the cuts from a pork or lamb carcass is the same as a beef, it's just smaller with (maybe) a different name.

Happy reading (and eating)!

#weekly fic recs #fic recs #fanfic recs #fanfiction reccomendations #fic rec list #fanfic #superbat #batfam #bat family #banebat #bruharvey #bruce wayne #clark kent #beef #ribeye #flat iron steak #cube steak #seriously #feel free to ask me questions about meat #i enjoy answering them #and even if i don't know the answer #it's fun for me to research and find out!

[batsbolts-andfangs]

Putting a tw for rare steak

Bat made steak for the second ever time ;>

#🦇 ︴batty babbles #tw rare steak #tw meat #bat therian #werebat holothere #therian #holothere #nonhuman #physical nonhuman #cw meat #cw rare meat

[imp-thing]

My fault

(Featuring Hateclub)

#what kind of burger would he taste like anyway? #bison? steak? ham? idk. anything with meat in it probably. or maybe would it be veggie since he's buff? idk #guys I swear I'm not planning on anything malicious *bats eyelashes* #q taro burgerberg #yttd qtaro #qtaro burgerberg #Q'taro Burgerberg #YTTD Q taro #yttd qtaro burgerberg #yttd #your turn to die

[amaraudermind]

I just know Duke loves celebrating the Ides of March

#the void screams #ides of march #duke thomas #i think he should send bruce ominous messages leading up to the day #nothing happens but bruce is looking over his shoulder for a prank the entire day #and SOMEONE left foam knives around in every single office in gotham but know one knows who. #the real scary one was the steak knife lex luthor found sitting innocently on his desk when he got to lexcorp that morning #none of the actual details get out but lex does spin the story to the press as 'receiving violent death threats' #tim is offended that he wasn't in on the celebrations of the ides of march. 'it's not my fault you didn't know we were celebrating' #'WHO'S WE' 'us.' 'AUGH' #(us is duke referring to tumblr as a whole but also to steph) #i maintain my headcanon that duke and steph are the only bats with tumblr #dick doesn't like social media but he has a facebook because a job had a work group once #jason uses instagram to take aesthetic pictures of his knives and give them captions from classic literature. usually with ominous vibes. #tim has twitter and reddit and loves egging on batman conspiracies. #cass doesn't use social media but she has a tumblr because steph has a tumblr. #damian has a tiktok that he uses just to look at videos of cats. #this is off topic but i digress #duke celebrating ides of march. you agree.

[sentientsky]

pov: your baby brother is a Weird Little Guy™️

#YES I KNOW IM NOT USING POV CORRECTLY HUSH AKSJAKDJJE #i got his permission to post this with the caveat that I explain that it went a little differently #i just didn’t want to draw it cause perspective is not my strong suit (obviously) #anyway. i was rounding the corner calling out for him #couldn’t find him anywhere #and all of a sudden this idiot (affectionate) jumps out of a doorway brandishing like. 5 steak knives #so like any reasonable individual I shrieked and tried to bat him away. forgetting that he had knives. and they were facing upwards #anyway I almost slashed my hands with my own stupidity #and then afterwards this bisexual disaster turns to me and goes. ‘yeah I knew u we’re gonna try to attack me’ #‘so I turned the knives down as soon as u came close. u have zero self-preservation instinct’ #and yknow what. he’s right. unfortunately. #i Drew this rly quickly — sorry it kinda is all over the place lmao #not good omens #shitpost #my art

[glitchylaptop]

⋆꒷꒦‧₊˚𓆩🔪𓆪˚₊‧꒦꒷⋆

Jeffrey Woods/Jeff the killer

Stimboard

Black cats and bats, steak, and black and white soap cutting

Requested by: @ghostlyplacetobe

No tag f/o and me/id/irl pls! Kin tag are ok!

DNI banner by: @/ghostlyplacetobe

Artwork not mine! -Bridget

🦇 🥩 🐈‍⬛

◾ ◽ ◾

🐈‍⬛ 🥩 🦇

#creepypasta #jeffrey woods #jeff the killer #stim #stimboard #black #black stim #cat stim #cats stim #black cat stim #black cats stim #bat stim #bats stim #steak stim #beef stim #white #white stim #soap stim #soap cutting stim #cw food #tw food #my edits

[thekoopalingsandstuffs]

Lemmy, what would you name your bat?

#koopalings #lemmy koopa #bats #moonshine #steak knife

[make-a-little-mischief]

Life is full of happy endings...

When yooouuu preeeteeeeend!

Watched this tonight and had a ball

Some MUCH needed levity thanks to the bubbies 💕

@lillybetts check the hashtags lol 😘🥩

#jerry lewis #dean martin #martin & lewis #martin and lewis #artists and models #frank tashlin #tish #1955 #shirley maclaine #bat lady fat lady #the plot of this movie is absolutely bonkers and i love it #also jer is chef's kiss gorgeous in this #lookin at him makes the top of my shoes pop open #waaaaaaaaa!!!!!! #you want a piece of my big juicy steak? #oui and si #oh yummy #i'll take that with cheese

[inthecityofgoodabode]

December 2022: Five Decades & Two Years

The first seed catalog of 2023. The cover art is by Sean Gerard Clark: 

My queen went all out for my birthday: 

Seen while walking: 

This tree reminds me of a roper from Dungeons & Dragons: 

Bat house at the neighborhood park: 

The dog park at the neighborhood park is a repurposed baseball field: 

The dogs I’ve seen at the park love those berms. It is the closest most of them will come to running free in the hills:  

Birthday dinner. Those are some of our homegrown tomatoes that were picked green & have been ripening in boxes: 

Done: 

#seed catalog #sow true seeds #sean gerard clark #birthday #my birthday #birthday cards #seen while walking #trees #fall color #autumn leaves #bird nest #cedar #sea isle park #lichen #bat house #dog park #rainy day #gray day #dinner #steak #porterhouse #asparagus #mashed potatoes #salad #homegrown tomatoes #life in memphis #roper #dungeons & dragons reference #Dungeons and Dragons

[sonofshermy]

#trebor blobs #fizzy cider flavour drops #janice in tyne and wear on her bullshit #shark infested custard #dracula steak and bats #shiver shandy #monster recipe #made in england #trebor sharps ltd #maidstone

[batnbreakfast]

#marvellous day #I had a picnic of steak pasties and homemade cherry and chocolate scones with friends #while watching the sea for hours #and then we went to a proper old 16th century pub #to warm up again #burgh island #it’s a bat’s life #pipistrellus plymptonis

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

How many times do you think Goons have offered to leave their bosses and work for the Bats? I'm just imagining Red Robin having a half-dozen petty crooks promise to work for him so long as he keeps them safe from the Penguin and he just sighs and directs them to the Red Hood.

Goons: Please, I don't want to be evil anymore! Let me join you, I bet you have dental!

Robin, sighing: You want Hood. He'll help you file the paperwork.

Tim: Uh, why’d you just Venmo me $6,000?

Jason: Oh, that’s just your commission for this month.

Tim: My what now?

Steph now has pamphlets on hand to distribute to any goons who show even the slightest interest and has funded her entire college education from this.

Cass demands payment in ice cream, baked goods, and steak.

Damian tried to argue for kittens but settles for homemade dog treats and bladed weapons.

Dick didn’t know this was a thing until one of Hood’s guys calls him because Nightwing was listed as a reference.

Duke went out and got full-on hired by Jason and now Bruce is trying to dissuade him from including being a recruiter for Red Hood as work experience on his college application.

#jason todd #red hood #best boss red hood #tim drake #red robin #robin #damian wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #dick grayson #bruce wayne #batfam #batkids #batman

[petsdenonne]

Accidental

(Part 2: Here)

Pairing: Jason Todd x Fem!Reader

Warnings: SMUT 18+, nudes, Fluff, Graphic sexual content, friends to lovers.

Word Count: 1,185

Summary: When you accidentally send something to Jason that you're not supposed to he doesn't react the way you were expecting.

Authors note: I read @dxckgrxsonx ‘s Dickpic!Jason x Reader series and it sent me absolutely feral 💕 I had to write something! Seriously, go read it, it’s amazing. Here, look, I even made it easy for you.

✨MASTERLISTS✨

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oh god.

oh god, no.

Surely you hadn't...no, surely not...

As your finger hovered over the screen of your phone you could see that you had in fact done what you hoped you hadn't.

You had accidentally sent a nude to Jason instead of the man you had meant to. Why did he have to message you then!? It had bumped your chat with him to the top of the list and in your pre-occupied haze you hadn't noticed the name and contact photo at the top of your screen before you sent the image.

Fingers moving quickly to unsend the photo before he saw- oh, no, please no.

The 'sent' under the photo had changed to 'seen'

Bile and panic rose up into your throat and you tried to swallow it down as you threw your phone onto the bed beside you. You had to see him tomorrow! Bruce had invited you to the stupid family BBQ that they hosted at the manor every summer, since your father had died Bruce had taken you under his wing causing you to be an honorary member of the Waynes. Maybe you could pretend you were sick, tell Bruce you had a cold or a stomach bug? no, he'd send Alfred over with meds and soup. Maybe you could fake your death and run off to Bosnia? No, he'd know. He was the Bat after all.

Maybe you could kidnap Jason and brainwash him, cause him to forget that he had seen it and then delete the image from the chat- ding.

Your phones text chime ripped your attention back over to it, wrapping yourself tightly in your duvet you reach over and gingerly bring the phone back towards you so that you can read the message. Whatever he was going to say you could deal with, you'd dealt with Karens during the Black Friday sales when you worked in retail and you were sure nothing could be worse than dealing with that. Preparing yourself mentally to deal with the embarrassment of having to apologise and grovel with him you throw the phone back down again in frustration, causing it to bounce off of the bed and onto the floor, the screen chipping, when you see that it was just a spam text.

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By the next morning Jason still hadn't acknowledged the photo in any sense, that was a good thing, right? You were both adults. Adults have needs.

Even so you wanted to avoid him as best as you could, planning to go out. Say hi to Bruce and Alfred, thank them for being invited again like every year, grab a plate of food, and then hide somewhere to eat it.

Walking into the manor, having unlocked the front door with your key, you headed through the halls until you reached the garden. A small radio playing the playlist of whoever had managed to jump onto it first. Saying your hellos and thanks you piled upon your plate with chicken and steak, as well as a few things from the table spread like a healthy portion of Alfreds homemade potato salad before retreating into the manor to find somewhere to eat it.

As you settled in the library, closing the door behind you to pace slowly in front of the bookcases as you ate, your eyes skimming the spines of the vast collection- ding.

oh for gods sake, you'd have to have your number removed from whatever spam list it had been put on, the amount of junk you were receiving was ridiculous.

oh.

Oh.

As you opened the text to block the number you see that it wasn't a spam text.

It was from Jason.

Jasons dick was taking up your whole screen, all 7.5 inches of it. Pubes neatly trimmed back and cared for. You could see every vein and god it was good.

"Penny for your thoughts?" Jasons voice broke you from your thoughts as he stood in the doorway behind you, damn Bruce and his perfectly oiled silent door hinges. Stepping towards you with a dark look in his eyes and a smirk on his lips "Ya' know, you sent me that at the most inconvenient time. Right as I was about to break a guys collar bone, sweetheart. How was I supposed to do that when all I could see was you? so alone. so wet. so needy"

"J-Jay..."

"What? Baby girl. So shy now, I saw the pose you were in. That screamed confidence. Where's that gone, huh?" The smell of cigarette smoke and leather and gun powder filled your nose as he got so close your back pressed into the case behind you, towering over you as he softly placed his finger under your chin and tilted your head up to look at him. Pressing a soft kiss on your forehead, then your cheek, your jaw, before he whispered into your ear "I want you"

Potato salad smushed into the carpet as you dropped the plate whilst trying to place it on a nearby surface but missed, you didn’t care, you’d clean it up later. All you wanted to do was get your arms over Jason’s shoulders as soon as you could. Mouths clashed together as he lifted you up by your waist, your legs wrapping around him as he carried you. Soft moans being shared as your lips worked together, his hands moving down to cradle your arse in his palms, fingers digging into the soft flesh through your jeans.

Placing you down to rest on the arm of the nearby sofa, hands were everywhere. His on you. Yours on him. Just trying to undress as fast as you could, both desperate for the embrace of the other. As soon as you were stripped off to an acceptable standard he grabbed you by your hips, turned you around, and bent you over the arm.

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Your walls fluttered and clenched around his cock as the thick veins dragged against you. One hand clinging onto your waist tightly, the other on the sofa next to you to support himself as he pumped into you. "Fuck, Sweetheart...would have done this sooner if I had known you'd feel this good..." he growled, digging his nails into your side to anchor you close to him, he had waited so long to hold you, to feel you, and he wasn't planning on letting you go any time soon.

"H-Harder...M-more.." You whined out, burying your face into the leather of the seat. Trying to stay as quiet as possible to avoid others hearing, the last thing you needed was for someone to walk in and see you with him, arse in the air as he pounded into you from behind, his balls slapping against your puffy sensitive clit.

Reaching forwards Jason grabbed ahold of your hair, yanking your head backwards so your face was out in the open and free. Leaning forward to growl into your ear as he made your back painfully arch against his chest "No, Don't you dare muffle yourself, I want them to hear me make you sing"

#Jason todd x reader #Jason todd x you #Jason todd x reader Drabble #Jason todd x you Drabble #Jason todd fanfic #jason todd fanfiction #Jason todd #red hood #dc #jason todd smut #red hood smut

[kiwinatorwaffles]

big advocate for vampire vintagebeef because i just think it would be very fucking funny if he was bitten by a bat or something and just never realized he was turned into a vampire. he wonders why he gets sunburnt so easily and then spends a whole season in the middle of buttfuck nowhere with the sun beating on his back every single day. he thinks his “very sharp canines” is just a normal thing in his genetic code that came with puberty. he eats raw meat and when questioned he’s like “don’t bully me i like my steak rare :(“ and then pause is like my guy that’s not rare steak that shit’s legendary

#etho: that kinda looks like it still moos #beef: like your MOM #<- credit to sky for those and the legendary joke #team canada #vintagebeef #pauseunpause #hermitcraft #orchard’s library