#...i hate that i can quote it

[celestial-artisan]

Vox: I-if I say I love you, will you say it back? Alastor: No problem, pal. Vox: I love you..! Alastor: It back! Vox: Alastor:

Velvette: Why is Vox crying face-down on the floor?

#radiostatic #hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #vox #hazbin hotel vox #alastor #alastor the radio demon #happy valentine's day #valentine's day seven years ago #alastor doesn't even know what he did wrong #staticlovetune #this is why vox hates him now #but still i support the body pillow theory #i can still hear velvette's accent #Velvette represents all the fans in my incorrect quotes

[cerealbishh]

"Good job, Aerith!" "It was nothing compared to you!" // "I'm so glad you're all okay!" "Right back atcha."

#ffvii remake #ffvii rebirth #aerith gainsborough #tifa lockhart #aerti #aerith x tifa #ffvii rebirth spoilers? #i love them so much #and i'm sure someone's already made this gifset but better... but why not? #i quoted their first and last high five dialogue #aerti high fives are adorable and romantic too i think #but obviously feel free to disagree #ffviiedit #ffviiredit #tifalockhartedit #aerithgainsboroughedit #aertiedit #pls not aerith's little hop/jump and tifa leaning in... it's too cute #twitter could never make me hate either one of these ladies #i might be missing a high five or two so if you can let me knoe which ones i'm missing that'd be great!

[lesbianthetridentarius]

harrow didn’t make her soup out of g1deon’s least favorite vegetables out of spite! to be fair, that is what the reader is meant to believe when the detail is first mentioned, because it is funny in the moment.

but soon after that initial sentence, we learn the real reason:

harrow needed g1deon to eat lots of broth so she would have enough marrow in his intestines to grow a whole skeleton party out of his insides. she was able to make him eat more broth by making the other ingredients in the soup, every other option, things he categorically refused to eat. these were tactical vegetables.

#htn #htn spoilers #harrow the ninth spoilers #tlt #the locked tomb #the joke has layers. like onions which g1deon hated #i can pull up the quotes if it helps but it is late and i am feeling lazy so lmk if i should do that later ig

[toytulini]

listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good' #like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches' #'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty? #you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

[vngful]

#my love for vergil is so complex #then there’s dante. #LMFAO #DANTE IS JUST PERFECT IN HIS OWN WAYS LMAO #i can never hate him #dante is so bestfriend coded to me I love him #devil may cry #dmc #vergil sparda #dante sparda #devil may cry 5 #dmc 5 #dmc memes #vergil dmc #incorrect dmc quotes #dante dmc #dmc 3

[overtake]

“a sexual awakening so intense it registered on the richter scale” is the single best and most accurate description I have ever heard.

pov: you're 16 years old and doing the final test for your super license ahead of joining f1 as the youngest ever driver. you expect the doubt and hate, and you know you can prove on track why you deserve to be there once you actually get in a car, but until then, you just have to be the subject of everyone's headlines and criticism for a factor you can't control.

then this guy comes along.

race winner who got himself to a top team and is beating his world champion teammate, a cool older handsome charismatic guy with a giant smile and big brown eyes, beloved and kind while still being fiercely talented, competitive, and hungry? the guy who you met in 2011 and who gave you the time of day before you were old enough to sniff at the f1 grid. he's not even going to be your actual teammate (yet), but he still takes the time to tell you he's looking forward to seeing you on the grid when so much of what you've heard is nonstop criticism.

he tells you good luck for your super license with a big grin meant just for you

and this is how it makes you feel.

this is live footage of daniel ricciardo becoming a permanent fixture in max's spank bank. it's one of those foundational crushes you have at a young age that sticks with you for life and unconsciously affects "your type" forever and never truly goes away.

also, i just think everyone should hear the way max very softly says "he's a really nice guy, yeah" with so much affection packed into every word.

how are you not to psychosexually imprint on him? one look at that video and max was ready to risk it all. he's been metaphorically tucking his hair, kicking his feet, and giggling since day one. he found a guy who he could race hard, who would challenge him on track, but who would still make the miserable pr days better for them, who was always laughing at max's jokes every time he did his little glance over to ensure it landed. max is so fiercely loyal to his people, and daniel has clearly earned that trust.

tldr: max verstappen is number one dirlie and if he were on f1blr, he would be writing long posts with onboards, data, and that ☝️🤓 attitude of his explaining in detail why everyone is wrong about daniel, and i hope it haunts all the max fans who get their rocks off to calling daniel a washed asshole loser that max's porn folder is daniel late braking compilations.

#ask #this got long. sorry. i also took a 5 minute crying break over old videos of daniel. #my exams start in a week and this is what i'm doing #anyway #OBVIOUSLY i don't think you have to like daniel ricciardo in order to love max. #but it's perplexing to me that people can look at someone who makes max so visibly happy #and dedicate their entire life to obsessively hate-posting about him. #move on! ignore him! #i couldn't tell you anything about a driver i hate's race besides the basic race coverage #because i don't dig into every facet of it to feed an pathological hatred. #i definitely couldn't tell you things about their personal life/anything what they've been up to/recent quotes/etc #because i just see them and scroll. wish others had that ability. #maxiel

[texasflowers]

Thick Studious Gohan

#DBS Gohan #Son Gohan #DBS #Dragon Ball Super #I hate tagging all that like can't i just say dragon ball #Dragon Ball #please for the love of God i hope people know what the caption is quoting #I can't draw on my computer anymore I can only draw on my phone #I'm too rusty

[steveharrington]

listening to students tell me “yeah i can’t figure this out i’m just a girl 🤣” listening to my coworkers tell me “honestly i just can’t wait to become a stay at home girlfriend so i never have to work again!!” looking at my online feeds which have all become like pictures of cigarettes with a pink bow on them captioned “girlhood” i’m ACTUALLY going to start freaking the fuck out

#i’m not hating on my coworkers btw like. i won’t act like the thought of #getting to stay home and not having to work 40 hour weeks for meager earnings #while someone else handles expenses isn’t like obviously appealing #but it’s so. dangerous. to let your husband have full control of you financially #and one of them was explicitly saying she wants her job to be quote unquote taking care of her boyfriend #like yes we don’t dream of labor but girls please #you can find a job you’re interested in you can find a way to have control over your own income #please

[be-queer-do-arson]

Hc that Andrew knows everything you could ever want to know about classic lit. No one knows how he knows, since no ones ever seen him read, and Andrew refuses to clear things up. The truth is there was a small library in juvie, and while it wouldn't have been his first choice, the selection wasn't big enough for him to be choosy. It had a lot of classics because they were considered "educational" and Andrew had time to kill. He never lets anyone see him read (except when he's alone on the roof with Neil) because everyone insists on making a huge deal out of it whenever he does "normal" things, but he loves using dramatic quotes when the opportunity arises.

#he doesn't quote shit in a ''nerdy'' way he does it in a sarcastic asshole way if that wasn't clear #look i know the only real info about andrew and books is that he hates the library but i don't give a fuck #you can pry this headcanon from my cold dead hands #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard

[skitskatdacat63]

Please take my low effort shitpost of our two Aston flopboys

Basically:

#credits to c for the 'ill bite you' #truly my magnum opus what can i say #idk i wanna draw something legit for the 'you threw me to the lions' quote #but like this idea haunted me LMAO #just because it is truly vettonso weekend *for me*(and all the other dedicated vettonso lovers) #im not too legitimately upset abt nando bcs im pretty happy for osc but like also his radios made me SADDDDDDD #this was the first time he really sounded legit upset and flustered :( #AND HE DIDNT GET THE KISS TROPHY UGHHHHHHH #so as c and i were talking about: seb is his kissy trophy 🥰 #god i really hope you dont mind all the vettonso posting this wknd dhjfkg its a lot of fun for me! #also i hate that i have the compulsion to listen to early 2010s hits whenever i draw vettonso LMAO #gets me into thr mood yknow #fernando should listen to firework by katy perry i think it could fix him #2023 japanese gp #vettonso #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #f1 fanart #catie.art.

[genderkoolaid]

ive seen people make the connection between anti-transfemininity and homophobia & how a lot of homophobia is inherently anti-transfem. & while i disagree with the idea that homophobia is like, anti-transfemininity Lite, its um. interesting to me that the people who will say that gay men are attacked because of their proximity to transfeminity don't say the same about lesbophobia and anti-transmasculinity. because a lot of lesbophobia is inherently anti-transmasc; a lot of lesbophobic violence is done under the assumption that lesbians "want to be men" or "think they are men" (and some do). that's clearly anti-transmasc. it's clearly about punishing perceived transmasculinity, regardless of whether the victim identifies or would have identified as transmasc/a trans man. and yet i've never seen anyone make this connection or point out how so much lesbophobia involves the punishing of perceived transmasculinity. hmmm i wonder why. anyways.

#m. #to be clear i dont think lesbophobia is lesser than or solely the product of anti-transmasculinity #but like homophobias and transphobias are inherently connected #so the fact that ppl who theorize on the relationship btween ATF + homophobia #dont do the same for ATM + lesbophobia #well it once again points to how ATM violence is systematically erased #to quote an early feminist: its the problem with no name #transmasculinity is hated but we can never actually say what is being hated #transandrophobia #transmisandry #anti transmasculinity #transunity

[fromtheseventhhell]

"Arya wouldn't have been able to survive in KL" is really one of the dumbest fanon takes where you can tell someone only believes it because they like the idea of Arya and Sansa being "exact opposites and perfect complements" (even though it goes against the books). Actual evidence from the books to back it up? Never anywhere to be found despite how confidently people make this claim.

And not only does it severely mischaracterize Arya and ignore what she's been through, it also ignores her importance as a political hostage. The Lannisters weren't searching for her, and lying about having her, for no reason. They needed her because having only one Stark after executing Ned put them in a poor position to negotiate. So Arya would have been more than capable of handling herself (thoroughly shown in her Harrenhal chapters) and the Lannisters would've done everything in their power to keep her alive but, somehow, she wouldn't have been able to survive? It's truly one of those takes that falls apart if you think about it for more than two seconds but apparently, that's too much effort for some people.

#arya stark #asoiaf #as song of ice and fire #anti sansa stans #cause they're the main culprits #the story comes secondary to putting Arya down to prop Sansa up for some people though #it's just one of the dumbest and easily disprovable takes in this fandom #I don't even get mad when I see it cause I know it's not based on anything in the story and it's just fanon misinterpretations #and then they try to be neutral and say that Sansa wouldn't have been able to survive what Arya did but they NEVER point out Arya's #skills + intelligence or talk about what Sansa lacks in comparison or why she wouldn't have been able to survive #a majority of the time it's just /Sansa wouldn't have been able to pass as a boy/ cause they hate complimenting Arya #I'm supposed to buy Sansa as the smartest character in the books but there's nothing in her chapters that her own stans can use to prove it #they have to rely on dropping the intelligence and skills of other characters to make room for her and we're just supposed to ignore that #/Arya wouldn't have been able to survive/ instead of pointing out Sansa's actual skills okay okay got it #personally I'm going to use quotes from my faves chapters to prove their intelligence but I guess that's only if it's actually there...

[opera-ghost]

#that's it that's the show #feel like with especially leroux erik his entire existence can be summarized by just. 'smiling dishonestly' #actual direct quote from the book- #daroga: you know what you promised me erik? no more murders! #erik: have i really committed murders? (smiling dishonestly) #god i hate him (said affectionately) #phantom of the opera #poto #poto shitpost

[crazy-fangirl2524]

Tsc 2 should end with the Trojans winning the championship just like how tkm ends with the foxes winning

#pls the poetic parallel of it if this happens plsplsplspls that’s all I ask for #I rlly wanna read how Jean plays an actual exy game because the way Neil describes it is so urgh makes me wanna play exy so bad but as #Jeremy observed Jean doesn’t hate exy so like I wonder how his pov will be during an exy game #will it be as intensed as Neil’s?? or just whatever because he doesn’t care but he can’t not care cuz that’s his life on the line #I just need to know I need to read the trojans playing against the foxes for championship and Jeremy getting the win he deserves #and Jean and Kevin facing each other on court for the first time in so long pls #Ngl pls Nora write a third book and just dedicate the entire third book to exy games I’ll read the shit out of it #like second book can solve all the issues then third book all the exy games #literally never been so obsessed with a sport like #like I can read forever about it #aftg #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court #aftg series #aftg fandom #andrew minyard #aftg incorrect quotes #neil josten #andrew joseph minyard #the sunshine court #tsc

[aaandbackstabbed]

Scrooge: I’m not that in love with Goldie

Huey: you are doodling your wedding invitations

Scrooge: no, this is our joint tomb stone.

Huey: …my bad

#because Scrooge McDuck is THAT kind of insane #he’s so silly #and evryone doesn’t actually realise how insane he is #so I’m here to educate #also #he’s so me #I would totally draw out my joint tombstone with th Loml-most hated rival-gf-baby-loser of a soulmate #bec that’s what cool people do #but also I need this casual insanity over Goldie from Scrooge #I love how he doesn’t even realise he’s insane #bec he is obsessed with that woman #((and rightfully so tbh)) #but so is she #like their mutual obsession with eachother should take centre stage #in all aspects of life #that’s all I want #ok but #alsooo #like you can just imagine the look on guest face #utter confusion and little judgement #but overall everyone who is not them is bewildered by their arrangement #no one other than Scrooge and Goldie can be at peace with what they’ve got #((tbf even their not too at peace but at least their cool abt -eh~)) #scroldie #scrooge mcduck #huey duck #goldie o'gilt #ducktales #incorrect quotes

[starlightseraph]

i cannot imagine how many times over house md (as well as everyone involved in it) would be cancelled if it were made today.

the entire show is basically a filmed hate crime against every marginalised group ever, and every privileged group, and really just everyone in general.

i love it so much.

#to quote the show: #‘fat jokes. always fun. the only people you can still make fun of.’ #‘and christians… oh and black people!’ #hate crimes md #hilson #i’m not one of those ‘you can’t say anything anymore!’ people #but i am so glad that this horrendously amazing show was made when it was #house md #hugh laurie #rsl #robert sean leonard #gregory house #james wilson #starlightseraph’s brainrot