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Parks and Rec quotes x Six of Crows characters probably part one but this is longer than originally intended bc I didn't want to cut any of them
Jesper: When they say 2% milk, I don’t know what the other 98% is
Matthias: Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless
Nina: Guys love it when you can show them that you’re better than them at something they love
Kaz: Cats and dogs should be rewarded for not being people. I hate people
Inej: Oh, I have a medical condition alright. It’s called CARING TOO MUCH! And it’s INCURABLE!
Wylan: I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired
Nina: We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third
Kaz: I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never speak sometimes
Jesper: I’m allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 sushi, I barf
Kaz: I just slept seven hours, which is twice as long as I usually sleep, so I’m a little disoriented
Wylan: One time my refrigerator stopped working; I didn’t know what to do. I just moved
Jesper, holding up a dishevelled stop motion figurine: Could a depressed person make this!?
Inej: *concerned blinking*
Nina: There’s never been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food
Jesper: Time is money; Money is power; Power is pizza; Pizza is knowledge - let’s go!
Jesper: If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair
Nina: I have several men in rotation. One’s waiting for me in the car. Don’t worry I rolled the window down for him
Kaz: I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm
#grishaverse#six of crows#crooked kingdom#leigh bardugo#parks and rec#inej ghafa#kaz brekker#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#nina zenik#matthias helvar#kanej#leslie knope#parks and recreation#ben wyatt#april ludgate#ron swanson#incorrect soc quotes#incorrect soc#incorrect grishaverse#save six of crows#save shadow and bone#wesper#helnik#shadow and bone#six of crows spinoff#six of crows spin off
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Amiya: Oh, I have a medical condition, alright! It’s called caring too much, and it’s incurable!
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Mick: Is there, and I'm just guessing here, some kind of medication that you maybe need a lot of? And have taken none of or maybe too much of today?
Nikki: Oh, I have a medical condition alright. It's called caring too much. And it's incurable!
Mick:
Nikki: Also I have eczema.
#source: parks and rec#incorrect quotes#incorrect bandom quotes#incorrect motley crue quotes#incorrect the dirt quotes#the dirt#motley crue#mick mars#nikki sixx#bandom
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Sam: Oh, I have a medical condition alright.
Sam: It’s called caring too much, and it’s incurable.
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PARKS AND RECREATION SENTENCE STARTER - Feel free to change pronouns e.t.c.
Updated version!
“Bababooey.”
“No one achieves anything alone.”
“The air is so fresh. It’s disgusting.”
“Windows are the eyes to the house.”
“I am a goddess, a glorious female warrior.”
“I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm.”
“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”
“If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?”
“I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it well.”
“When they say 2% milk, I don't know what the other 98% is.”
“I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything.”
“There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food.”
“If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.”
“I think you’ve got several options. They’re all terrible… but you have them.”
“I'm like an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room, it's like, okay, he's in there.”
“Time is money; Money is power; Power is pizza; Pizza is knowledge. Let’s go!”
“I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk. My two true passions.”
“One time my refrigerator stopped working. I didn't know what to do. I just moved.”
“You know my code. Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries.”
“I just slept seven hours, which is twice as long as I usually sleep, so I'm a little disoriented.”
“Oh, I have a medical condition, alright. It's called CARING TOO MUCH! And it's INCURABLE!”
“There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk.”
“I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.”
“If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.”
“There’s nothing we can’t do if we work hard, never sleep, and shirk from all other responsibilities in our lives.”
“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life.”
“I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never speak sometimes.”
#rp meme#meme#starter#starters#rp starter#rp starters#sentence starters#sentence meme#sentence prompt#sentence prompts#rp sentence prompt#parks and recs#parks and recreation
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Lockwood: oh i have a medical condition alright its called caring too much AND IS INCURABLE and i have depression
am I feeling called out? Yes incredibly so we’re like the same person about this okay it’s hard
Lucy: oh I have a medical condition alright it’s called being attached to idiots AND ITS INCURABLE AND ANNOYING and I have anxiety
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Bev: Yeah, hi
Bev: Is there -and I’m just guessing here-
Bev: some kind of medication that you maybe need a lot of and have taken none of, or maybe too much of today?
Eddie: Oh I have- I have a medical condition alright it’s called CARING TOO MUCH
Eddie: AND ITS INCURABLE
Eddie: …also I have eczema
#losers club#it#it chapter 2#it stephen king#the losers club#losers club incorrect quotes#beverly marsh#eddie kaspbrak#source: parks and recreation#source: parks and rec
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Corrin: Oh, I have a medical condition alright.
Corrin: It’s called caring too much, and it’s incurable.
#incorrect quotes#text post#self ship#tales of arcadia#trollhunters#corrin baines#destiny verse#ninjago#corrin conner#monkie kid#corrin lake#lakeside verse#corrin.txt#q#jade ninja verse
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Incorrect AOP Quotes (Parks and Rec edition)
Daphne: I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm.
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Greg: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that once on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life.
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Salem: Is Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy?
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Gwen: I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never speak sometimes.
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Muffy: Strippers do nothing for me…but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.
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Lydia: We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third.
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Indy: I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie, it was just an insanely good brownie.
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Stella: What I hear when I'm being yelled at, is people caring loudly at me.
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Falco: Time is money; Money is power; Power is pizza; Pizza is knowledge. Let’s go!
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Laurie: Nerd culture is mainstream now! So when you use the word ‘nerd’ derogatorily, that means that you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist!
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Ali: Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?
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Ryder: Oh, I have a medical condition, alright. It's called CARING TOO MUCH! And it's INCURABLE!
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Skylar: Do you think a depressed person could make this?
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Robin: Treat yo'self.
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Kryss: Can you Photoshop your life with better decisions, Kyle?
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Blue: The calzones…betrayed me?!?
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Mark Espionage: I'm like an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room, it's like, okay, he's in there.
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Fleetwood: One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine.
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Jayvon: One time my refrigerator stopped working; I didn't know what to do. I just moved.
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Dorian: Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
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Julia: I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.
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Leo: I really only listen to, like, German Death Reggae and Halloween sound effects records from the 1950s. And Bette Midler. Obviously.
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Kenna: Literally everything is a weapon, son. That folder, in my hands, is far deadlier than this bow of yours.
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Bucket: There's an old saying in show business: The show must go wrong. Everything always goes wrong, and you just have to deal with it.
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Glyon: If I seem too passionate, it's because I care. And if I come on strong, it's because I feel strongly. If I push too hard, it's because things aren't happening fast enough.
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Linda: Oh, I have a medical condition, alright.
Linda: it’s called caring too much! And it’s incurable!
#incorrect quotes#linda reagan#is this not accurate#this is canon and no one can convince me otherwise#source: parks and rec
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shaun: you’re acting kind of erratic, do you have a medical condition i should know about?
riley: oh i have a medical condition alright, it’s called CARING TOO MUCH and it’s INCURABLE
riley: also i have anxiety
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Clans of Hoshido: Amachi (天知)
In a old time of war and strife, a red haired youth was fiercely plucking the leaves of hollyhock. Her elders refused her voluntary offer to join the fight on the basis of her age and station. By stroke of luck, or perhaps divine intervention, a wandering Dion finds her mulling over her plan to fight anyways. Admiring her determination and spirit, the son of Valla rewards her with an obedient, winged horse that was until then not yet tamed. The youth accepted this gift, and rode her new mount into battle, securing a victory for her people. Those who witnessed her riding the flying beast sought to emulate her, leading to the mass domestication of the pegasi. This woman would later on decide the legacy of the Amachi clan as the first flying combatants in the east.
Through air superiority, the Amachi rose to power as a force to be reckoned with. Initially, they rivalled the Yamato in a age old fight for conquest of the east lands. Eventually, they realized their stalemate was unproductive and agreed to ally with each other to unify Hoshido. From then on, the Amachi recognized the Yamato as the leader of their growing alliance and deferred to them as their king after they staked claim on the surviving daughter of Dion. Together with the other clans, the Amachi officially united under the Yamato clan and contributed to the Council of Five by serving as the head. Despite their more peaceful endings, the clan refuse to lose their fighting spirit, and organized the Sky Knight Corps and regularly host tournaments in their domain.
Today, the the Amachi valiantly guard the chasm that divides them from the west lands, and operate as the first line of defense. Much of the renowned Sky Knight Corps still comprise of Amachi clan members. Their influence knows no bounds second to the Yamato, as they are still the head of the Council of Five. They elected strongly for enforcing border restrictions between the east and west, since the Nohrian smuggling ring had affected them the most.
Basically, the family that has absolutely no chill. Now, we know where the Hoshido royal family get part of their personality from.
Crest Design
So the Amachi crest is probably the most extravagant out of everyone’s (except maybe Izumo and Mokushu, but they’re not part of Hoshido). Anyways, the leaves and flowers are hollyhock (aoi). You might recognize these from more famous clans like the Matsudaira clan, from which the Tokugawa shogunate came from. but I chose something that’s split in half so they kinda look like wings. They’re also called heartvines, which make some sense because these guys have such big hearts... and voices.
Notable Members
Hisashi - the current head of the Amachi clan, Ikona’s baby brother, and leader of the Sky Knight Corps, has an incurable case of caring too much
Yumiko (nee Maeda) - Hisashi’s wife and a Kinshi Knight who’s worked with Reina in their early days, proving her unending patience
Hisashi’s twin daughters. They’re still really young children, and they really look up to their mommy and daddy a lot
Ikona - the late Queen of Hoshido and an accomplished Falcon Knight, a ball of nerves with strange taste in food
Chouko - Hisashi and Ikona’s cousin, a few times removed, and Tsubaki’s mother, a retired Kinshi Knight and now raises her four children
Tsubaki - Sakura’s retainer, and Chouko’s youngest son, a highly talented individual who aims to emulate the rest of his family
The Hoshidan royal famly (Ryoma, Hinoka, Takumi, and Sakura)
I won’t list too many members, since I’m a little lazy, and these are really all you need to know about them.
More Notes and Facts
The made up legend about the first sky knight is loosely based off of Trần Quốc Toản, a Vietnamese marquis. The difference is that the sky knight lived to see another day and started a family.
Since the Hoshidan royals are part Amachi, let’s mention them, too
Ikona kept in good touch with her brother even after her marriage
Sumeragi thinks Hisashi shouts way too much (which is hilarious considering who he is), but since he’s Ikona’s younger brother, he treats him like an annoying younger brother
Everyone in the family loves mochi of all kinds
If you sign up to be a cook for the clan, you are required to be good at making mochi
The Amachi make it a personal holiday to make mochi themselves, even though they are nobles
Hisashi and Ikona get really intense when it comes to mashing the rice with a mallet
Ikona’s odd taste in food often leads her to make mochi of the strangest flavors. Only Mikoto seems to like her taste, much to everyone else’s horror.
Hisashi often invites his sister’s children (the royal family) and some of his subordinates to join in in the “fun” part of mashing the mochi
If he invites you to join in the mashing, it means he trusts you (good luck Arisa!).
Sakura especially like these events, and is proud of the fact that she is good at applying water to the mochi while her uncle mashes it, only that she doesn’t enjoy her uncle’s maniacal shouting when he’s fired up
Hinoka has the fastest hands in the royal family and is probably the only one who can keep up with Hisashi nowadays (before him, Ikona and Fuuma were the best)
Takumi prefers holding the mallet, because no way is he going to risk breaking his fingers
Ryoma doesn’t mind helping himself, but he doesn’t exactly enjoy the stickiness
Since mochi is used for some rituals, the Amachi often volunteer to help out with the preparations
Hisashi can may be stuck up for constantly insisting he’s right, but he’s gotten better at waiting to hear everyone’s opinion now that he’s on the council for a few years
Hisashi has twin daughters whom he loves very much, but they’re still really young, so he’s determined not to die young
Did he mention that he has twin daughters? Because he will not stop unless you know that he does.
Should he die (on the Nohr route), he thinks first of Yumiko and his kids, because yeah, I guess we should pull heartstrings
With people like Tsubaki, Chouko, and Hisashi, the Amachi are sometimes seen as complete dicks
But no one really complains much, because they do their jobs well and they’re always so generous to the people they govern over
Except for the fact that they have little tolerance for their Nohrian immigrants
They are all complete perfectionists, for better or for worse. It can be a disadvantage to them.
Sometimes their decisions are seen as advantageous to their country and their people, but could do the opposite for the nation’s neighbors, which they have acknowledged that they must remain isolated from
That’s right, red hair is the norm in this clan. This family loves the color red more than the Albrands
They aren’t a bloodthirsty type, however.
While kamon don’t have set colors, the Amachi and Yamato have each other’s colors, but inverted
The standard Hoshido white on red is a testament to how much influence the Amachi have on Hoshido as a whole
The theme attached is Witness to History from the Dynasty Warriors 8 Soundtrack.
#fire emblem#fire emblem fates#fe14#fire emblem if#amachi#hoshido#world#their family is essentialy craig middlebrooks#'oh i have a medical condition alright. it's called caring too much! and it's incurable!'#oh boy kanji i kinda can't really read... i tried#hoshido noble
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badgerclops: oh, i have a medical condition, alright
badgerclops: it’s called “caring too much“
badgerclops: AND IT’S INCURABLE!!
reminds me of when mao commented on the cheddar paws bag being empty and BC was like “JUST. LIKE. MY. HEART! when you injure yourself!“ during the strange bedfellows episode
art reference i used this post with might guy
#art mine#2021 art mine#digital art#shapeshiftinterest#my comics#cartoons#mao mao heroes of pure heart#mmhoph#badgerclops
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Pete: Is there, and I'm just guessing here, some kind of medication that you maybe need a lot of? And that you've taken none of or maybe too much of today?
Patrick: Oh, I have a medical condition, alright? It's called caring too much. And it's incurable!
#bickering like an old married couple#peterick#petetrick#pete wentz#patrick stump#fall out boy#fob#incorrect fall out boy quotes#incorrect fob quotes#incorrect quotes
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parks and rec quotes but make it dsmp
C!Quakity: "Do you think a depressed person could make this?”
C!Philza: "Oh, I have a medical condition, alright. It's called CARING TOO MUCH! And it's INCURABLE!"
C!Ranboo: "Messy is fun, okay? My whole life is a giant mess, and I love it."
C!Tommy: “Everything hurts and I’m dying.”
C!Sapnap: “Sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.”
C!Karl: “If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.”
C!Dream: “I’m like an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room, it’s like, okay, he’s in there.”
Dream XD: "I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm."
C!technoblade: “I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired.”
Part 2
should I make another and add in y/n
#dsmp#mcyt#dream#dreamwastaken#sapnap#karl jacobs#technoblade#philza#quakity#tommyinnit#dreamxd#incorrect quotes#parks and rec quotes#parks and rec#dsmp lore#totally canon lore#lore#ranboo#twitch#sleepy bois inc#if you squint#c!dream#c!ranboo#c!quackity#c!karl jacobs#c!philza#dadza
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Kate: oh, I have a medical condition alright
Kate: it's called caring too much!
Kate: AND IT'S INCURABLE!!!
#kate bishop#hawkeye#incorrect quotes#hawkeye incorrect quotes#mcu incorrect quotes#marvel incorrect quotes#source: parks and rec
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