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Brie: I want to kill my husband and fvck him at the same time

Linda, pushing a glass of wine towards Brie: welcome to marriage, sister

#incorrect quotes #linda reagan #Brie Foster-Riley #my oc #source: me

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Danny: I’ve been a cop for thirty years. You don’t think I know the difference?

Danny: I smelled him.

Linda: … you smelled him?

Danny: yes! I took a good whiff of him. He’s clean

#incorrect quotes #danny reagan #linda reagan #lindanny #danny and linda #danny x linda #funny #source: the most wonderful time of year #please everyone stop what you’re doing and go watch that movie

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Linda: Danny, the phone

Danny: Mmhmm. It rings

Linda: can you answer it?

Danny: no. People are particularly stupid today. I can’t talk to anymore of them

#incorrect quotes #danny reagan #linda reagan #lindanny #danny and linda #danny x linda #funny #source: gilmore girls

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Danny: okay, I’ll give you a hundred bucks to not go to this party

Linda: show me the hundred

Danny: damn!

#incorrect quotes #linda reagan #danny reagan #lindanny #danny and linda #danny x linda #source: that 70s show

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Danny: talking isn’t gonna help me, okay? What’s gonna help me is, like, drinking

Linda: well now you’re just being stupid

Joe: hey brother, let’s go get wasted

Danny: *points to Joe emphatically*

#incorrect quotes #danny reagan #linda reagan #lindanny #danny and linda #danny x linda #Joe Reagan #funny #source: that 70s show

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Henry: when my time comes, I want to be buried face down.

Henry: so that anyone who doesn’t like me can kiss my ass

#incorrect quotes #Henry Reagan #source: that 70s show #funny #death mention

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Linda: would you think any less of me if I vomited on your shoes?

#incorrect quotes #linda reagan #source: the brokenwood mysteries #funny

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Danny: you know what would make this party even better?

Danny: sweet death

#death mention #incorrect quotes #danny reagan #source: that 70s show #funny

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Danny: I was crap at history. I mean, King James VI and King James I were the same person! It’s just confusing

Danny: having said that, Rocky 2 and Rocky 4 are the same movie.

Linda: … uh huh.

#Danny Reagan #Linda Reagan #Lindanny #incorrect quotes #source: shetland #he has a point #no good at history #funny #Danny x Linda #Danny and Linda

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“Your donuts don’t have holes in them, and your coffee’s so weak, it tastes like tea.”

— Danny leaving a Yelp review

#incorrect quotes #danny reagan #funny #source: Garfield: a tale of two kitties #you’re eating biscuits and tea Danny

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Linda: can I have your undivided attention please?

Danny: you couldn’t handle my undivided attention

#source: the office #actually yes she can but you know #incorrect quotes #danny reagan #linda reagan #lindanny #danny and linda #danny x linda #Danny is an intense person okay?

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Erin: How’s the cake coming, Danny?

Danny: Beautiful. I got everything I need: chocolate, eggs, unbleached flour, rum

Erin: oh you’re making a rum cake?

Danny: no.

#incorrect quotes #danny reagan #Erin Reagan #funny #source: golden girls

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Linda: be careful

Danny: you know me

Linda: yeah, that’s why I’m saying ‘be careful’

#source: our flag means death #incorrect quotes #danny reagan #linda reagan #lindanny #danny and linda #Danny x Linda #what do you mean this didn’t happen?

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Frank: Erin, what did I tell you about calling your brother the devil?

Erin: that it’s offensive to the devil?

#incorrect quotes #danny reagan #Erin Reagan #Frank Reagan #source: that 70s show #funny #what do you mean this didn’t happen?

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Danny: it’s interesting that your mother’s last words were, “you bastard”. Not exactly a term of endearment is it?

Criminal: no. No, it isn’t

Danny: so can you understand where I’m going with this?

Criminal: …

Criminal: oh my gosh! Johnny’s an illegitimate child!

#incorrect quotes #danny reagan #source: the brokenwood mysteries #funny #i think it’s hilarious

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Danny: new year, new me

Linda: New Kids On The Block

#danny reagan #linda reagan #lindanny #danny and linda #danny x linda #incorrect quotes #I feel like I should draw this #source: that 90s show

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“I don’t know. I usually don’t think, I usually just do”

~Danny Reagan

#incorrect quotes #danny reagan #source: more mia maples #source: youtube #is this not accurate