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(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

#kids #children #babies #language #languages #i'm crying

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In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

#i love everything about this SO MUCH #LMFAO #cats #kitties #history

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idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

#this could be #stp north star #stp control variable #stp powerpoint #i'd have also listed some stubborn ships but i don't think he'd have CONCEALED weapons

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and they were roommates. i mean, headmates. what?

#slay the princess #slay the princess demo #demo voices #OUGH <33333 #voice of the hero #voice of the doubting #voice of the obsessed #voice of the meek

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Ohhhh that's so hard! Not because they're similar but because a lot of their small differences make me really happy.

I think my favorite miiight be Hunted -- I love all the little details of that design -- but I'm also a huge fan of Cold's entire face design, horns, and ear-wings; Opportunist's ear-wings, star markings, and bowtie; and Paranoid's eyes, facial markings, and horns!

i know mine all look pretty similar but do you guys have a favorite of my voice designs ?

#slay the princess #the voices #character design

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Guess what fixation has come back and hit me like a truck

#LMFAO #i love this so much #meme #dc comics #mad hatter #jervis tetch #scarecrow #jonathan crane #riddler #edward nygma #edward nigma

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A lot of people try to explain this without knowing anything about how voice synthesis works, so here's my breakdown on No, Hatsune Miku Is Not AI, And No, AI Voice Synthesis Is Not Bad.

#good info #ai #vocaloid #synthesizer v #synthv

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been a while, and that’s Skeptic’s fault (mf gave me so much trouble with his civilian design), but yeah. here’s some more designs for my Echomirror/Magical Girl AU

AU rambles under the cut

- wanted Smitten’s transformed look to be like a cross between Cupid and Robin Hood.

- Echo purposefully wanted to avoid giving Smitten’s reincarnation any magical powers as he’d knew that’d just be disaster, but unfortunately for him, no one can keep Smitty from his magical girl destiny. He just stumbled into a princess sphere and got his powers from the Princess there after helping her with her troubles, which then caused the sphere to disperse without killing anyone (gee, golly, I sure do wonder who that princess might be). He was horrified when he found out the others magical users are tasked with slaying these princesses instead of helping them, even more so when he found that the one giving out those tasks is a voice in a mirror (don’t they know disembodied voices coming from unsentient objects are often a source of evil???). So he’s something of a ‘rogue’ magical girl, as he refuses to slay the princesses and tries to stop others from doing so.

- Because of the way he got his powers, he doesn’t need Echo’s mirror or even a transformation phrase to transform, he can just do it at will.

- He was horrifie

- In his normal life, he’s a modestly successful romance author. Not a bestseller, but people who know his work are always happy to see his name in a book. Unsure about his names in this AU. Thinking of Arrowrose for his transformed name, and maybe something with ‘Eadán’ (can mean both jealousy and passion in irish) for his normal name.

- Skeptic’s reincarnation is also someone Echo tried to avoid giving powers, but he ended up coming across an echomirror anyway and Echo thought ‘OK, fine. He isn’t as bad as the smitten one, so might as well give this guy a shot–’ (he profusely regrets that decision).

- While not as adamant about his ‘no killing’ policy like Smitten, Skeptic also doesn’t have slaying the princesses as his top priority. He wants to study, so that he can better understand these reality-warping spheres and maybe keep them from happening. Often ends up teaming up with Arrowrose to do that, who’s just glad to see someone isn’t jumping the gun on killing these princesses.

- Not sure about his magical girl name, but his civilian name is Sasha Jah, something of an amateur researcher (his main interests are history, biology, and archaeology) who works in an office job just so he can afford his hobbies.

#slay the princess #aus #magical girl au #voice of the smitten #voice of the skeptic #THEM!!!!! #I LOVE THEM BOTH OMG #i love this au so much

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#Cold: Nya #Opportunist: Don’t make fun of me bitch #Cold: Not a bitch #Cold: A pussy #Opportunist: I will personally see to it you die by tomorrow morning

I can't find the Council Doodles

But I found this instead

#LMAOOO #I LOVE #slay the princess #comic #voice of the broken #voice of the opportunist #voice of the cold

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#stubborn be like : pretty person with a knife and murderous intentions? im in #oppy calls him a brute. stubby calls him a con #opportunist is the opposite of stubborn and i think thats funny

#Stubborn swats the guy away like a fly but because Oppy keeps coming back he lets him circle a bit and then sit on his shoulder endearingly #Oppy loves playing around with him because of how gullible he can be yet gets endearingly worried when he happens to hit and emotional note #Stubborn again constantly gets mad at him for all the tricks he pulls but then finds the cracks that seep and becomes determined to protect #They're divided in their honesty but connect in their need for (eachother's) emotional support

Let's get a rarepair out there: Stubborn/Opportunist. How do you envision their ship?

one is much easier to convince than the other, i'll tell you that for free. i think stubborn would get annoyed at opportunist for always having some devious alternate scheme. i think oppy would like stubborn for not always having some devious alternate scheme.

#slay the princess #voice of the opportunist #voice of the stubborn #this is so cute actually #do they have a ship name yet? was it #stp haggling #?

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After watching the compilation of the new lines from the Leave The Cabin ending---specifically, the ones that get triggered when you apologize to her for hurting her and she responds with "hey, when we first met, I *insert what she did in your very first playthrough,* so we're even"---I decided that it should only be fair to do something similar to that for Slay the Professor...

But it's a little different, of course, because he thinks he deserves your anger. So, when you apologize, it goes a little something like this:

The Wizard: "When we first met, you showed me mercy, and I responded by taking a knife to your chest a thousand times. Now that you know what I did to you, why would you give me that same kindness?"

The Warlock: "You did betray me when we first met, but knowing what you know now, I think we can both agree that I deserved it. Don't waste your time with apologies."

The Creature: "You didn't hesitate to kill me the first time we met, and that was before you knew anything about me. Now that you know what I did to you, why should this time be any different?"

The Scientist: "The first time we met, you were so afraid of me that you didn't even attempt to end me, and I proved you right a thousandfold. Don't waste your time with apologies."

The Academic: "The first time we met, I broke you into pieces with my bare hands out of sheer, stubborn hubris. Now that you know what I did to you, shouldn't you do the same to me?"

The Archivist: "The first time we met, I slit your throat without a second thought. Don't waste your time with apologies."

The Doctor: "The first time we met, we beat each other to death, and I enjoyed it. Now that you know what I did to you, I'm surprised you're not trying to start our fight anew."

The Dragon: "The first time we met, I devoured you. I literally devoured you. That's worse than anything you ever did to me, so don't waste your time with apologies."

The Inventor: "The first time we met, I shot you through the heart, and all you had to defend yourself was a knife. Don't waste your time with apologies."

The Substitute: "You never even gave me a chance the first time. You were so worried about what I could be that your thoughts turned me into every possibility, every outcome all at once. Now that you know what I did to you, why even bother extending a hand?"

#slay the princess #slay the princess spoilers #kinda #aus #the narrator #SO COOL

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Has anyone done AUs where stp narrator takes the role of the long quiet

#VERY COOL IDEA #slay the princess #aus #the narrator

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thinkin’ about the Princess in Warped AU.

since the main thing about (my version, at least) of this AU is a Construct Reset Gone Wrong, the Princess is a bit more aware of her connection to Quiet, and has some lingering resentment/hurt from the fact she was killed in another lifetime. For the different default princesses, I decided to base them on the Emo and Monster aspects we see in the Stranger route instead of Soft and Harsh. The different dress is more a way to differentiate her from the canon princess, tho I tried to base it in how Quiet might remember the princess’ appearance since he was the one who brought her back.

#slay the princess #slay the princess spoilers #aus #the princess #OOOOH

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huh, who could these guys be?

they're not fusions,... but... (they might as well be,,)

#HELL YEAH #slay the princess #slay the princess demo #demo voices #voice of the obsessed #voice of the doubting #voice of the meek

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REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

#HELL YEAH

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here i thought i was being obvious

#BABIES #slay the princess #slay the princess demo #demo voices #voice of the hero #voice of the obsessed #voice of the doubting #voice of the meek

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Hello back on my Damsel brainrot again, in some tupperbox RPs she ended up befriending Beast so I was wondering if you wouldn't mind drawing them?

Damsel putting a flower crown (made from the poppies in Thorn's cabin) on Beast

(also I hope you have a good day!)

always delighted to draw my girl Damsel. hope you’ll like it 🥀

#I LOVE THEEEEM #slay the princess #the princess #the damsel #the beast #stp beauty and the beast