#<- that tag always makes me laugh

[fallen-chances]

I know we're all talking about the D'Angelo's/Di'Angelo tease that was in episode 1 but what about the "You could make an appointment to see Mr Kane," line from Grover.

Rick you asshole throwing in names important to your other books in places they're not meant to be. now all we need is a throw away line about Annabeth's cousin in Boston and the trifecta is complete

(edit: okay. I got it. D'Angelos is a real sandwich place. now go comment that on the five million other posts freaking out about the mention of di'angelo. I've got it. you don't have to comment on mine when someone else already did. read the comments before you comment. Reading Comprehension, Guys.)

#pjo #pjo tv #pjotv #percy jackson #the kane chronicles #TKC #magnus chase #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #percy jackon and the olympians #<- that tag always makes me laugh #Percy Jackson and the Olympians #riordanverse

[flonflonflon]

I couldn't resist a redraw because he looked so cute in that screenshot........

#jjba fanart #jjba #jjba jotaro #jotaro kujo #jotaro #stardust crusaders #jojo's bizzare adventure #jojo #thx for all the comments in the tags btw I read every one of them they always make me laugh #agreeing with jotaro supremacy #flon #flonart

[virgothozul]

Jsdcbbccbhcb !! Merci !! tant de personnes ont réagi au précédent post en français ahahahah 🤣 c’est incroyable ! je ne m’attendais pas à tant de réactions merci merci ! Thank you everyone for the attention on my last post !!!

This is when Miles drops at the police station like a prince, a whole year later, nonchalant about his hiatus. And Phoenix is most likely losing his 💩 3 feet away.

#vous m’avez fait trop rigoler #I laughed so hard ahah #Thank you everyone ! #So many french comments ahahah ! (Tho if you react in english or any other language it always makes me very happy thank you !!!!) #It’s just too funny reading everyone’s tags ! #Like « omg french aa fans exist !!!? » #Yess !! We do !!! We’re very here !! And very not straight your honor ! :D #Lmao u guys are the best #I’m smooching all of you who s left a 💖 or a reblog or tag on my silly art 💕 #Thank you thank you #ace attorney #gyakuten saiban #narumitsu #wrightworth #Justice for all #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #benjamin hunter #franziska von karma

[jinstronaut]

kim seokjin, according to @aprylynn happy birthday apryl! ♡♡♡

#aprylynn #bts #btsedit #btsgif #dailybts #btsdaily #jin #seokjin #kim seokjin #dailybangtan #userbangtan #trackofthesoul #usersan #heyryen #annietrack #userpat #tuserandi #raplineuser #userdimple #rjshope #ksjedit #*** #!!!!!!! happy birthday queen apryl !!!!!!!! #i just wanted to do something for you since you've done so much for me with your kindness and your support #and you deserve all the nice things in the entire world #and while i try to find all those nice things i can at least give u jins face u kno #and i had to use ur iconic tags bc you always make me laugh every single time i go thru my notes #ur just like me fr fr ur always in my brain i swear ;o; #ANYWAYS !!!!!! i hope u have the best day and i hope you are loved and cherished and that you get yummy treats and lots of presents #and are surrounded by people that love you and adore you uwu

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Panzer wants to say hi! He's a good boy 😊

submitted by @agirlreads

awwww good boy!

#submission #pet photos #I don't care if this gets posted #i just wanted to share something cute since you always make me laugh #dog #follower pet tag

[brynnmclean]

I've got another D&D poll for you all in a similar vein to Is the Advisor Evil? because I think it's funny and one of my players/mutuals suggested I do this, if only so she could make a propaganda post about my special little guy.

Here's the scenario: you, the DM, start a new campaign and want to get your party invested in the game quickly, so you create an NPC to lead the group to a nice little first combat scenario that your guy can aid them with before he gives a quest hook and dies dramatically.

Immediately you run into problems with this plan: the healer saves his life. The party adopts him. You think, okay, he can give them important information periodically and then you'll TOTALLY kill him off later.

Three actual IRL years later, you have tried (and failed) to kill him THRICE total and he is now a PC's love interest. So!!!!

#as always these polls are Not That Serious #this whole situation does make me laugh a lot at myself #d&d #tumblr polls #my polls #feel free to add fun commentary in tags #i also love hearing about other npcs parties have adopted despite the dm's plans #i WILL kill this guy though. i swear. (shakes fist) #do i need a loremaster tag?

[gornackeaterofworlds]

The outfit ref sheets for a space-based cyberpunk Bay AU, made by @daniibirb and myself in a two hour giggle-fueled spitball this morning. Like all writing projects it is pushed back to whenever I am not homeless(art will still be made here and there), thx for understanding(u have no choice) 🫶

#don is the only one without an online indicator cuz hes not only always online but #when he isnt youll know #leos lineart makes me laugh i love drawing him stupid #no im not expanding on their ninpo wait and see #but they do have ninpo #and draxum is here #this will satisfy my tactical bay urges #gornack art tag #gornack click to see details tag #bayverse tmnt #bay tmnt #tmnt bay #bayverse #bay raph #bay mikey #bay leo #bay donnie #bay au #tmnt bay au #cyberpunk au #space au #future au #butterfly effect au

[cordiallyfuturedwight]

missing kim seokjin hours open (cr. apple tape)

-> for @eggjinnie 🥚💛

#in honor of us making it a month without him 😔 #I think like 492 versions of this set exist but idc #for Shirley who always makes me laugh in her tags and I love her so here you go [threat] <333333 #I have to love and nurture my fellow seokjinnies #kim seokjin #kimseokjinarchive #jin #btsgif #dailybts #dailybangtan #shirleytothesea #annietrack #heyryen #usersky #userbangtan #useremmeline #mine! #apple tape you will always be famous

[jkpng]

✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

#nobody laugh at me for making smth embarrassingly heartfelt and sincere. #ok listen ive never edited video before in my life. but im always like ‘if i was a person that made edits id make one with angel baby’ #and the brain worms got to me. i just had to get angel baby OUT of my brain #also didnt download any new clips for this. all of this was just already on my laptop i am a file hoarder #anyways. sssorry #~ #jk #jungkook #my art #this doesnt belong in my art tag but idk where else to put it. im not renaming it My Creations for 1 video

[obikinetic]

Day 29: Uh-oh

Palpatine dangling from Anakin’s leg like “I know I didn’t hear what I think I just did”

#inktober #star wars #aniobi #obikin #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #star wars fanart #inktober2022 #fanart #art #not romantic but I tagged obikin anyway #this scene always makes me laugh #you see an elevator free falling straight for you and your besties and all you can say is “uhhh oops” #ily Anakin #got palps questioning if he really chose the right guy to invest years of effort in

[mattodore]

What kind of love are you?

Love as Religion

Devotion, that is the name of your love. Your love is an act of worship. Your love is like witnessing the birth of Venus, like seeing the sun come alive, or the stars fall. When you love, it is because you have found God in a lover. You have found the meaning of life itself in the heart of the one you adore. They are everything to you; they are your Maker, and you are their lamb, their flock, their first and holiest worshipper. When you fall in love, it is as a baptism. You are born anew, made a believer in the divinity of the one you love most. Being loved by you is an ascension; it is holy and golden. It is all-consuming, and all-faithful, loyal as the dog. You will never, ever bite back.

Love as a Flaw

Cowering, your love hides in the dark. In shadows and under cover of night, your love runs from corner to corner, afraid to linger, afraid to be caught. Afraid, afraid, afraid of everything. When you fall in love, it is with alarm bells ringing. Your love is a mistake, a flaw in the code, a purchase you don’t remember making and desperately want to return. You didn’t ask for this. You didn’t want this. It’s a problem–– your problem ––and you would do anything to pass it off, burn it away, scoop it out of you with bare hands, or carved out with hooked knives before it can destroy you. Get it out, just get it out now. You don’t care who you hurt in the process, only that you can’t afford to be hurt first. Being loved by you is to be loved by a figment of the imagination. It is to be loved in halves, or not at all.

tagged by @levinbolts <3!!! will tag @wldestluv-rs (for when you come back MWAH), @omgkayplays, @pralinesims, @veone (would love to see sid’s answer for this), @mexipoopy, @squea

#tagging ppl i don’t normally tag always makes me feel shy 😭 no pressure to do this if you don’t wanna!! #i’m just thinking of everyone who has their own ocs!! it’s fun to take quizzes for them #river dipping #matthias evanoff #theodore doe #echthroi #oc extras #so funny taking these last night and getting the dog motif answer for the dog motif character like 😲🫵 #but then after when i took theo’s i was fr laughing like. out loud. #just bc… well. the difference is striking. theo is so elusive… #think their love styles compliment each other perfectly #because matthias will always wait for theo when theo pulls back and hides. he’ll always chase.

[prince-liest]

Yours was the first bottom Alastor fanfic I ever read and I was like woah, a whole new world… But I was wondering if you’re planning on ever writing Alastor indulging Vox and actually topping him? (He’d probably overheat and reboot at least twice during the ordeal)

Gonna be totally honest, probably not - and if I do, probably not the way you'd expect if you're a person who has specific top/bottom dynamics expectations!

Alastor's general progression in this fic series has been a slowly decreasing willingness to engage in more "lots of intimate body parts involved" sex acts because the more he tries them out, the more he realizes he could take or leave a lot of them. So I'm really unlikely to write him doing that unless it's with toys or something, purely because the way this fic series has progressed, he doesn't really have an interest in it!

To Vox's eternal regret, pfft. I'm kinda tempted to eventually take a hack at the subject, at least, regardless of how far along they get, and mesh that together with Alastor's extremely rudimentary understanding of what it means to be trans.

#ask #personal #Anonymous #nsft #my writing #hazbin hotel #also after watching the Genshin Impact top/bottom discourses from the sidelines #people asking about top/bottom stuff at all always makes me a little “I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE THE EXPECTATIONS THOSE PEOPLE DID” looool #not assuming you do anon I'm just realizing how leery it made me in retrospect even tho nobody ever brought it to me #like I cannot emphasize enough how insane (and tbh homophobic) some of the shit I saw secondhand was #this is also why I tend to tag dom/sub most frequently and only sometimes include top/bottom #esp bc if you do appropriately differentiate those two things...the only time Vox has actually topped was the very first time they hooked u #when Alastor laughed himself silly #I write a lot of D/s but I also more frequently write non-penetrative sex anyway

[crossbackpoke-check]

it’s all the rest of what i want with you

connor dewar/brandon duhaime :: 8k

Summary:

“Brandon,” Connor says with a sigh. “There’s no baby in there.”

“Not yet,” Brandon says. Connor feels his stomach twist, almost like what he would imagine a baby kicking to feel like.

in these trying times of dewvorce, may i offer you 8k of pwp inspired by @stillfertile’s wonderful art which i had. several breakdowns about 🫶 anyway please enjoy!!!

#OFFICIAL FIC ANNOUNCEMENT 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️ i wish i had pretty fic graphics but alas i have No Skill and also. so much work i should be doing bu #HI SHE’S HERE i would love to say this is a complete surprise drop except i have Anxiety & i needed to ask you guys about it beforehand #in my defense i started writing this in like. january far before any tragedy occurred #because square asked about my tags on their dewey2 art and she spawned like. a million more thoughts about it #including the part where i got absolutely kicked in the face with the lightning vision of those two lines. #like those two lines are the first actual lines of the fic i wrote ajdhkwdiowdjiw ANYWAY please be nice to me i know i am always like #‘this is not the first real fic i ever thought i’d post’ and if i had a nickel i’d have three but this is the first pwp i’ve ever posted #and it’s 8k and it’s not a fic for an exchange (although technically i did very much write this for the dewey^2 hivemind so.) #i have SO many things to say i have so many comments on this doc also i couldn’t pick a title for the LONGEST time and i finally decided on #this one but the full quote was too long: #all the rest of what i want with you that scares me shitless #so. i was angling SO hard to make a yung gravy lyric as a title bc i saw the video of him at a wild game but i couldn’t find a good one #and instead y’all got a very sentimental title l m a o. #liv in the replies #shout out to the extended universe this lives in and also my unhinged comments in the docs. #if you liked fun fuck a baby in him friday i’ll be here all week i promise i am the exact same in the comments as i am in the tags 🫡 #the NUMBER of times i wrote something in this by pulling it out of my ass and then actually went back and did the research & was RIGHT is. #far too high. also the amount of coincidental things that dropped while i was writing this (yung gravy song about pregnancy AFTER i wheeze #laughed myself into a yung gravy title the athletic player poll confirming my restaurant & bar choices from googling ‘st. paul good bars’…) #also if anybody got advice on formatting for these little announcements. help. this is different from my miro/luka one &i’m still not happy

[marquezian]

vale every time he talks about biaggi, gibernau and capirossi: they were Weak and Pathetic so i could torture them however i want without consequence. but then everything changed..

#its sooooo funny this is really the crux of his ego lol #cannotttt handle when men are better than him not just at racing but also character strength...awesome to watch. #this is also why it always had to be uccio.. if he had had a best friend who was his own self assured person then it wouldnt have worked. #watched a biaggi thing too where he was like yeah i was weak. neurotic. too high strung. like okay king but thats catnip to vale #in another universe casey stayed and broke vale into a million pieces.thinking about how casey is like the only one he openly groveled with #absolute scenes crawling into his garage with his helmet on like that it makes me laugh every time #vr #mp4 #* #valentino rossi #no ones online but we (me and my tag essay) move

[countrymikelover]

that’s the face of a bed wars rage quitter

#this tweet always makes me laugh #robert de niro #<-i think he deserves a tag on my blog now

[postergadorart]

i said i love zelink

#why do these mfs have so many details in their clothing #bruh drawing this was a nightmare #na dont get me wrong i love them but wtf #zelink #zelda totk #zelda botw #zelda #link #lmao tagging link feels so unfair dude why do u have that nameeeee #anyways i love zelink #i did minor changes to zeldas boots and collar? what the heck is that called. anyways i changed some of it bc i can #and bc my eyes get confused by the lighter tone in her boots like. at first glance i always think her legs are exposed #like shes wearing capri pants or whatever the name #i cant read nor write #i could write an entire paragraph here like those AO3 authors about what happened in my life during the making of this piece #but theres a limit in these tags and id rather just laugh about it #i referenced the ao3 authors bc their life seems cursed and thats exactly how i felt during my own said events #but its ok im back again #until im not anymore #expect more drawings of them from me -needs the pressure