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Jonathan: it’s all about honour, blood, and integrity with you, isn’t it Eddie?

#jonathan crane #Scarecrow #edward nygma #Riddler #(mentioned) #DC #dc comics #incorrect dc quotes #Gotham rogues #source: NCIS #q #technically this fits with a lot of Eddies from my fandoms

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Julian: I love you

Caitlyn: what did you do

Julian: do I have to have done something to say I love you?

Caitlyn:

Julian:

Julian: fine, you’re right, I accidentally gave Barry caffeinated coffee

#caitlyn snow #julian albert #SnowBert #q #Killer Frost #Barry Allen #The Flash #Flash #(mentioned) #Arrowverse #dc #dc comics #dc incorrect quotes #flash tv #Caitlyn: ACCIDENTALLY? #Julian: I gave him mine and didn’t realize until he had already finished it! I didn’t mean to!

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Julian: what happened to you?

Barry: I dozed off at full speed

#julian albert #Barry Allen #the flash #flash tv #Arrowverse #Flash #source: Garfield #q #or substitute Julian with legit any character #that knows Barry’s secret identity #or any speedster in place of Barry #it works no matter what

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Clark: if I had a nickel for every time I accidentally befriended a billionaire with a literally deadly ex I’d have two nickels

Clark: which isn’t a lot, but it’s strange it happened twice

#q #Superman #Clark Kent #DC #DC comics #dc incorrect quotes #actually wait who are Arrow’s exes? it might even be three idk enough abt DC to know #source: umm I think I’ve seen the meme be Phineas and Ferb screenshots? idk #anyway three guesses who the friends are

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Hal: Why has Lime Green become an evil color? It seems like a disproportionate amount of villains wear it

Oliver: we’re literally both green, genius

Hal: not lime green!

Oliver: *deep sigh*

#Hal Jordan #Green Lantern #Oliver Queen #Green Arrow #q #dc #dc comics #dc incorrect quotes #so many green villains #it’s ridiculous #the green lantern corps had better watch out people are gonna start assuming they’re villains

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Superman: You may want to reconsider your dating habits, Bruce

Superman: the last person I knew who dated dangerous women ended up becoming a supervillain

#superman #clark kent #batman #bruce Wayne #Lex Luthor #(implied) #dc #dc comics #dc incorrect quotes #q #Bruce and Lex have similar dating histories lol

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Superman: You need to stop collecting kids, Bruce

Batman: In my defense at least two of them adopted themselves

Batman: and Stephenie isn’t even mine! She just acts like she is!

#Superman #Clark Kent #Batman #Bruce Wayne #Batfam #batfamily #dc incorrect quotes #dc #dc comics #q #stephenie brown #Spoiler #mentioned #Bruce has seven kids (that I can name) and the number just keeps counting #it’s ridiculous #Batman: once they started wearing pants it stopped being completely my choice #Superman: yeah that doesn’t make things any better

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Constantine: Every time I’m about to do something stupid I ask myself “would Zee be mad at me for this?”

Constantine: Then I realize she’d already be mad at me for being in that situation in the first place

#dc incorrect quotes #dc comics #dc #Constantine #John Constantine #Zatanna #Mentioned #q #not sure if it’s completely in character but #I wanted to do something for him bc even tho idk much about him I like him

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Chloe: the amount of times Luthors have nearly died from their own infighting is astounding

#Chloe Sullivan #smallville #dc incorrect quotes #dc comics #dc #the luthors #q

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Lex: All I’m saying is that we should be concerned about leaving one man to hold that much power completely unchecked

Lex: But does anyone think about my logic? No!

Kon: Maybe because you’re a supervillain?

Lex: Shut up I’m monologuing

#lex luthor #Conner Kent #Superboy #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #dc #is monologuing a word? idk #q

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Superman: I’m blaming any negative traits Conner exhibits on his Luthor genes instead of the fact that he’s a teenager

#q #Superman #Clark Kent #Superboy #Conner Kent #DC #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #Superman: he’s. technically part Luthor. that must be to blame

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Lex: I’m not certain what my type is, but so far it’s proven hazardous to my health

#lex luthor #q #incorrect dc quotes #DC #DC comics #Smallville #I’m just saying he’s nearly died because of multiple exes I think maybe he should consider not dating for a while

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Red Hood: the first rule of Fight Club is don’t talk about Fight Club

Batman: Jason, this is a League meeting

#Red Hood #Jason Todd #Batman #Bruce Wayne #batfamily #batfam #justice league #q #dc incorrect quotes #dc comics #dc

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Clint (in the hospital): I’m doing great! They let me graduate from jello to gelato!

#q #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel #mcu #incorrect mcu quotes #Clint Barton #Hawkeye #Source: a conversation about my grandfather after a surgery (he’s fine) #it’s technically Italian I’ve not gelato but for the sake of the joke

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Lex: *looking at the Talon’s light bill*

Lex: Lana, what are you doing over there?

#q #Lex Luthor #incorrect dc quotes #DC #dc comics #Smallville #Lana Lang #mentioned #source: I got thinking about the ridiculous amount of lights in that place

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I posted 37 times in 2021

36 posts created (97%)

1 posts reblogged (3%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.0 posts.

I added 119 tags in 2021

#q - 21 posts

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#alternatively he’s turning himself in because his ‘friends’ are being annoying

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

The real reason the Dork Squad doesn’t have sleepovers:

Jonathan: Good night, Ed. Good night, Jervis. Good night, monsters only I can see.

Edward and Jervis: O.O

93 notes • Posted 2021-06-02 13:08:14 GMT

#4

Chromedome: Is Brainstorm ok? He’s been awful quiet lately.

*loud crash in distance*

Perceptor (not looking up): He’s fine.

115 notes • Posted 2021-03-29 21:21:31 GMT

#3

Damian: I hear Two-face is tearing the sewers apart.

Jason: Why would he do that?

Dick: It’s not exactly his MO...

Bruce: Isn’t it obvious? He lost his coin down the grate.

141 notes • Posted 2021-04-23 19:01:03 GMT

#2

Megatron: I have seven blank data pads and no idea what to use them for. Any suggestions?

Rodimus: Love poems for Ultra Magnus!

Megatron: I am taking suggestions from anyone but you.

Drift: Love poems for Ultra Magnus.

Megatron: I am taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Ultra Magnus: Love poems for Ultra Magnus?

Megatron:

Megatron: Fine.

145 notes • Posted 2021-03-28 21:20:57 GMT

#1

Ratchet: You’re all idiots. Except Drift; Drift is alright.

Drift: *has a post it note with the word dumb stuck to his forehelm*

Ratchet:

Ratchet: Youknow what? I’m leaving. There are plenty of other medics on this ship.

—LATER—

Ultra Magnus: There has been an exodus of medics from the Lost Light so now the closest thing we have is Megatron.

Whirl (in background): I KNOW FIRST AID!

Rodimus: I’d rather trust Megs.

Ultra Magnus: In summary, we have no fully trained medics, the third in command left with Ratchet, and for some reason the bridge is on fire.

Ultra Magnus: Surely nothing else could go wrong.

*explosion in distance*

Whirl: Brainstorm is still here.

Rodimus: We’re doomed.

169 notes • Posted 2021-03-30 21:20:32 GMT

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Nightwing: we’re not going that way, I already had to text the police Commissioner to tell him we’re gonna be late!

#q #dc incorrect quotes #DC #DC comics #Nightwing #Dick Grayson #he can be talking to anyone #batfam #batfamily #source: my youth group leader #technically irl it was police chief but i changed it to fit canon better