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frownyalfred · 3 days
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You can’t tell me that Roy hasn’t called Batman either dad or uncle in front of Oliver.
It starts as a joke one day to fuck with Oliver, but slowly starts growing more serious over time. And one day, Roy shows up at the Manor or at the Cave covered in blood looking for “Uncle B” and it isn’t much of a joke any more.
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violent138 · 2 days
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Bruce, outside Clark's room on the Watchtower: "Clark? What's happened, your message said it was an emergency--"
Clark: "Oh good I'm losing my mind." *yanks Bruce in*
Clark, exhausted, rocking a wailing Jon: "Lois had an emergency and I really need your help because no matter what I do he won't stop crying."
Bruce, rubbing his temples: "Uhh."
Clark: "Well?"
Bruce, glaring at him: "Well? Well what?"
Clark: "You've had so many kids!"
Bruce: "None of them were ever babies! Call me back in eight years!"
Both of them flinched as Jon wailed louder.
Clark, in despair: "I'm calling Diana."
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Diana, with lasso clenched in Jon's hand: "Why do you cry, little one?"
Jon: *still shrieking and sobbing*
Diana, looking up at them both: "This usually works."
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Barry, hands on his knees as he examined Jon: "Maybe he's in pain?"
Bruce glared at Barry as Clark panicked, hands messing up hair.
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Oliver, cooing: "Uncle Ollie's got this lil' guy, you just need some white noise." *turns on his playlist*
Jon:*screaming now*
Bruce: "You're completely useless."
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Hal: "What's going on in here?" *elbowing his way into the crowded room*
Bruce: "Busy right now, Jordan." *frantically going through scientific articles*
Hal stared in horror at the child, who J'onn and Arthur are negotiating with while vigorously rocking the screaming toddler: "Jeez, what the hell are you two doing?" *conjures a giant green rattled and shakes it*
Jon, utterly transfixed abruptly stops crying. Clark raises his head off the table the second the sound stops, relieved.
Hal: "Want to see something even cooler?" *makes a plane and has it fly around*
Jon, reaching out to it, smiling a little despite the tears. Half the room isn't breathing.
Hal, grinning: "That's right little man, it is cool. So guys, seriously, why are we all in here?"
The League, as the small plane vanishes: "Don't stop!"
Hal, startled: "Whoa, relax! Uh, who wants to see a dinosaur?"
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Battle of the dads!
Propaganda welcome! And giving reasoning recommended
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dailydccomics · 2 days
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awwww this is cute Green Arrow vol 3 #19
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teafourbirds · 1 day
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They're so subtle.
-- Green Lantern (1960) #120
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sherwoodflorists · 2 days
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If Mia Dearden has a million fans, I am one of them. If Mia Dearden has ten fans, I am one of them. If Mia Dearden has no fans, that means I am no longer on the earth. If the world is against Mia Dearden, I am against the world. I love Mia Dearden till my last breath.
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tiffanybluesclues · 3 days
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1) headcanon that Ollie still calls Dick "Robin" not because he's dismissing him as still being a kid but because he's still pissed about Dick claiming that name before he could.
2) the kind of thing I truly love in "isolated Batfam" fic is this: Nightwing is NOT isolated, but only a few heroes know he was Robin, so in a scene like this no one else knows wtf Ollie is talking about.
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Ollie: I'm really glad 'fight me' has replaced 'sue me' in the common vernacular because I don't have money anymore but I do have fists and am always down to fight.
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romancemedia · 2 days
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Young Justice - Christopher Jones Artwork of 2024
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sassygoateedeer · 3 days
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Fashion Choices
soooo.... like imagine the batfam digging through their attic and Tim finds the discowing costume and Jason the used tampon and the og robin suit hes probably judging so hard then Damian finds the first red robin suit,
tim-seriously,dick come on the scaly panties THE PIXIE BOOTS ,BRUCE WHY DID YOU LET HIM.
jason-yeah dickward
duke-YOU WORE IT TOO
Damian-whats in here?
Tim-noO
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Several moments later
steph-whats in here
bruce-DoNt
steph-im gonna open it
*photos of bruce being emo*
literally everyone -ArE ThOsE SKINNY JEANS,and is that Olivier,ARE U MAKIN OUT WITH HIM
Bruce.exe has stopped working
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godzillaswaisttrainer · 2 months
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Broke: adopt a child
Woke: borrow your boyfriend's
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frownyalfred · 2 days
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Thinking about how yeah, Bruce’s parents died in front of him but if we’re going by Arrowverse, Oliver’s dad killed himself in front of him, and they must both be such massively traumatized people co-existing on a plane only they know.
Maybe people assume they bond over it, having that shared experience. But they never speak about it together — not unless they have to. Because they don’t. Not to understand that kind of pain.
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lovesick-joey · 2 months
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fyi your dad is a whor—
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dieubius · 3 months
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The in-universe Gothamite's guide to shipping your resident billionaire 💀
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Comes with labels
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dailydccomics · 24 hours
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in Barry's shadow Green Arrow vol 3 #19
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gildedlead · 3 months
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Duke: …So, is Two-Face like, B’s ex or something?
Steph: I think it’s more of a situationship? They still seem to have some feelings going on there.
Jason: Yeah right, and get accused of cheating on Selina? I think not. They’ve been dating for as long as I can remember.
Dick: That’s…strange, cause I’m pretty sure he and Clark are married. Big Blue gave him a ring and everything.
Damian: A Kryptonite ring. One that Father keeps in a lead lined safe with the rest of the alien’s bane. Besides, everyone knows Mother’s laid her claim to him already. Only a fool would interfere with such a union.
Cass: Talia and Bruce are about as divorced as two people can be.
Tim: No, you guys are all missing the point. If we want Bruce to have a partner, we need to pick the most profitable option for us. [ pulling up a PowerPoint ] Hear. Me. Out.
—-Later, At the Watchtower-—
Oliver: Bats, why are your kids inviting me over for dinner?
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